Olympic Golds Nix Mirror Man’s Jinx Meme
One man who clearly has mixed feelings about the Olympic gold haul yesterday is the Daily Mirror’s diminutive deputy political editor James Lyons:
Have we really got six golds in one day? I mean really?—
JamesLyons (@MirrorJames) August 04, 2012
Golds in double figures. Jeez—
JamesLyons (@MirrorJames) August 04, 2012
He had been enjoying blaming sporting setbacks on an alleged “Curse of Cameron”, a meme which has an uncanny resemblance to the sporting Jinx of Jonah Brown popularised on these pages in the dark days of the accursed one-eyed son of the manse’s regime.
Surely no coincidence that the Prime Minister has been in Northern Ireland today? #curseofcameron—
JamesLyons (@MirrorJames) August 01, 2012
Anyone else noticed that the diving was going really well until the Prime Minster turned up? #curseofcameron—
JamesLyons (@MirrorJames) July 30, 2012
Mehdi Hasan took a break from cheering on the Iranian Olympic squad to join in:
The Curse of Cameron: Is The Prime Minister Jinxing Our Olympic Medal Hopefuls?
huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/07/31/are…—
Mehdi Hasan (@mehdirhasan) July 31, 2012
Then Chris Hoy won the first gold with Cameron in the audience and the supposed curse was lifted. When congratulating British Gold medallists on Twitter Dave began casually mentioning being there in his tweets:
PM: "It was a huge privilege to witness @TeamGB win the Men's Team Sprint with a World Record. A truly great day for the UK."—
UK Prime Minister (@Number10gov) August 02, 2012
PM: "Extraordinary to see the dominance of @TeamGB cycling – smashing another world record & winning gold". #teampursuit #London2012—
UK Prime Minister (@Number10gov) August 03, 2012
PM: "Awe inspiring win for Jessica Ennis. Proud to be cheering her on with the home crowd. Atmosphere electric on #SuperSaturday"—
UK Prime Minister (@Number10gov) August 04, 2012
His presence in the winning of three golds nixing the jinx meme once and for all. As bad as things are for Cameron politically, he is no Jonah Brown…
Why do people pay any attention to what the Mirror print?
We don’t!
How can animals such as pigs & cows win medals?
“The Messenger of Allah (Allah bless him and give him peace) said, “Whoever believes in Allah and the Last Day should not wear silk or gold.”
Oooh, what an excuse! “We don’t win on purpose because the gold medal would insult our invisible sky-pixie.”
Better take me Gold rings an stuff off then
Watching Team GB football lat night and Korean player Park Youngbum came up. Who knew that the Koreans knew where I would be and what I’d be after just hours later!
This “Last day” you mention, I take it your refering to the conclusion of the Leveson Enquiry
Mehdi hasan, who loves an invisble man that he talks to more than his own child.
Olympics Commentator:
” Yes, and the Iranians win bronze for wife beating, silver for Copt stoning and gold for………………”
Synchronized bombing should be an event! Good show in Iraq the other day.
And ogling other nation’s athletes. I wonder what the impact of the Olympics has been on the ability of the misogynist mullahs (both Sunni and Shia) in keeping their womenfolk under control.
Full page coverage and encouraging ‘analysis’ in tomorrow mirror
i pay atenshun 2 wot thay print bcoz if thay print lotz ov wurdz then it meens theres lotz of ink n that meens it mayks myie bum get inky wen i wype mieself wiv it.
Wiv the News of the World, the Daily Mail, Mirror etc etc and death of the dead tree press why wouldn’t you buleeve anyfink dey sez?
That is Good Comrade!!!
You therefore believed all I told you?
You shall have one of the many medals that I have at my disposal, – and lest you say that us Socialists do not believe in Winners – let me remind you to look at the chest’s full of medals of our Soviet Comrades!
Though they of course are for Merit and Bravery!
I wrote a book on Bravery!
You have a copy?
But there’s no denying that Dave is a twat.
Waiter a slice of humble pie please!
Cannot disagree with that lol
In no way can I disagree
I saved the world
My advice to our Olympic heros; wait for a 20 year low then SELL SELL SELL!!
Labour f1lth are in despair because everything is going against them. Maybe Tom Watson will leave his rentboys alone for a day to work on repairing Labour’s image!
More to the point, why do people pay attention to activities undertaken by morons – i.e. all sport?
Still looking for that elusive Irish medal. By your definition they clearly have no morons or are they all just working too hard for their bond masters to have time for sport?
I saw the BBC getting positively orgasmic over the winner of the 10,000 metres. Would they have carried on thus for a white bloke? Just asking. Cut to Johannesburg and interviews with some incomprehensible black viewers. Ooops! it was Brixton!
Lyons of the Mirror? No relation to Lie 0n by the Mirror is he?
Federer threw the tennis final.
These lefties are always wrong!
Must be so confusing for them to see people cheering on the nation, waving the flag and praising excellence and elite champions.
I’m particularly pleased to see Medhi Hasan humiliated once again!
Peter Hitchens calls Mehdi Hassan out for labelling all non muslims cattle and animals and Hassan has, in his column at the Huff Pot written some illegible drivel to counter. All good fun but Hassan really is a duplicitous islamist of a pisspoor kind.
Don’t we have laws against such things being said in public?
Who is Mendhi Hasan ???? Oh he was the bloke sacked from that lefty mag wasn’t he ?
isn’t he just some radical Muslim who hates everything about this country.
Sacked from the lefty rag, but now a BBC regular
Yet another good reason for not paying the license fee..
Cringing and totally hypocritical jingoism from sniggering schoolboy Evan Davies at the Games, and Jimmy Red Naughty at the studio on the Toady Programme this morning.
It is a wonder they have not stated it is due to Labour’s efforts that we have been so successful.
Four major restructures are needed to help get Britain on the right economic road in the medium term in order of priority they are, House of Commons; BBC; Banking; and the Unions.
“isn’t he just some radical Muslim who hates everything about this country.”
That doesn’t narrow it down very much.
It beggers belief how he is given airtime to decry everything this country does
Not much changes on the left..
http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/131
The curse on this Olympics cant be laid at any parties doors.
They are all for the rich peoples sports day
http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/caption-contest.html
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I tried reading your blog, what a lonely experience that was. Nothing but tumble weed blowing through the comments section.
So how is your blog doing dear?
I wish the team GB football team all the very best in the 2016 Olympics.
They messed up this time,rather like I have.
If only there was a U-Turn event in the Olympics.
There’th no going back with my leaderthip.
I object. It was clever old me that started those wars. Bye suckers, aka all those who voted for me, me, ME!!
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breaking news….peace lover starts wars.
must have flipped.
Some more humble pie waiter.
You need to accept you lost the election and move on!
Throwing away a lump of cast-iron should be a sport.
I’m no rust bucket!
Just don’t tell Gordon about the gold.
“As bad as things are politically for Cameron, he is no Jonah Brown ”
Rubbish,Dave is worse.
Now speaking about House Of Lords reform…………..
Zip it, Boris.
Superstition is for retards.
So is Tw@tter.
Touch wood.
Nope – just cant see you
Why are these Socialist morons applauding the Olympics elitist fest anyway? Surely under their model there would be, no winners/losers, medals for all, equality! Hypocrites! State comprehensive schooling for everyones kids, except their own who must have the very best public school education. Lowest common denominator Labour!
They have to support it because of the paralympics…without which they would regard the main games as elitist bullingdon crap. Lefties fit in pefectly with he paralympics when you think about it.
There would be plenty of winners, as long as they are not British!
Under Labour, there are only winners.
Tell that to the long term unemployed in Merthyr Tydfil. That’s what you get for voting Labour for 60 years.
And still voting for Labour – you would think they would learn – would’nt you bach?
……….Vote Tory !
It’s already a land fit for fuckwits.
Schools must not produce winners.
Calm down, dear, your lasagne has no chance of winning anything.
Now remind me who sold off all the state schools playing fields ? And said that schools should not encourage competitive sport ? Oh yes…Labour !!!!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/5933728/More-than-200-playing-fields-sold-off-under-Labour-Government-figures-show.html
Didn’t I have somthing to do with playing fields? I forget … it was a long time ago …
According to Owen Jones, a “left wing activist” on the PM Show the Conservatives got rid of “thousands of playing fields”, and under questionning stated that “Labour only got rid of hundreds”
Where do Labour find these cretins? They must have an under-rock search party.
Where is Gordon McSnot anyway ?
Who cares?
He thought they were the O’Limp Dick games – so he went to Ireland.
Bastardstown in Wexford?
Nobber in Meath?
Glenswilly in Donegal?
Ah’m here ye skunna! – an’ doin ma jobby –
Keep ma’ dinni warm!
I’ve told you before, dear. If I can see your face, I know you are not using the facility as I taught you to.
MоdBоt is still in custody as we speak, madam. Prevention of Terrorism of course, a lovely Act.
You mentioned yesterday you were having grave problems with him and it can all be added to the charge sheet, natch.
It has helped my promotional chances no end and there is this nice bungalow near Saffron Walden that I have my eye on for over a year now. But we will lose it if we delay any longer…
Just the place to bring up a family, eh?
Thank you for your kind offer, Dynaplod. Is that your real name, dear?
However, once the royalties start flooding in for the unmentionable pile of junk (I’ll call him DelDroid to avoid further deletions), I shall be looking to relocate to a luxury, gated complex near Sandbanks, Dorsetshire, complete with en-suite sanitorium, where I shall continue my work with the insane, deluded and confused.
By the way, dear: When you are vigorously polishing your truncheon, does your helmet pop off? Do you have your own panda?
I used to swim down there in my youth, maam. Used to go and have a Campari and soda at the nearby Branksome Towers, but sometimes arrived after they had shut at 14:00 sharp on a Sunday.
It has all gone downhill now, alas. Branksome Towers was demolished and they built more ghastly flats and Sandbanks is now inhabited by the likes of *Hаrry Redknapp* (would love to feel his collar…)
Saffron Walden is a lovely neck of the woods, near Cambridge, close to where some of our illustrious posters here live. We would be in very good company. I could teach you my judo moves and you could put me in a half nellson. *coughs*
Won’t you reconsider? A panda, maam? I wish! If I play my cards right, after a year I will get my own notebook and pencil…
Cambridge: another town “improved” beyond recognition by “development”!
He’s done a runner. Sarah went to the Olympics on her lonesome. It is rumoured that he will show up at the Edinburgh book festival but didn’t Guido post that he had to attend an African court case?
She only went on her own to eye up the talent in the beach volleyball
Ye daft buggers! I am still presenting a lecture series at NYU, the alibi for my trips to New York, which, now, due to my “UN Special Envoy” status, means that as long as I have “business” at the UN, I can come in under a diplomatic passport. What that means is that they do not search my luggage at Heathrow when I depart or at JFK when I land, which means they do not find all the undeclared income in the form of cash-in-hand bungs I get, which means that I can head straight to the bank and deposit those pound-notes and dollar-bills (euros if I must have to accept them) into my local on-the-record non-interest-bearing accounts in NY (hence no US tax), in several different banks, which are compliant with the Patriot Act, whence they are transferred into my offshore accounts, in increments far below the ten-grand USD reporting requirements, which accounts are trusts which own shell corporations through limited partnerships (Guido would know about this sort of chicanery), which I will access whilst I’m outside the UK in places like, e.g., Cape Cod when I’m in America. Have I hornswoggled all ye daft buggers into being fooled that I’m some sort of unstable maniac, or what? I wish ye well trying to prove any of what I’ve just said, and ye daft buggers all know what happens when I wish someone well…
Practising for the Highland Games ? Tossing the Caber anyone ?
Is that the same Medhi Hassan who refers to non-Muslims as cattle
Yes.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/debate/article-2183765/Am-I-animal-cow–just-victim-BBC-bias.html
Take a look at the Shysters article expose – on Jonah Lehrer, Jayson Blair, Stephen Leather and …. drum roll …. Johan Har! by Nick Cohen in the Observer today. Includes lots about ‘sockpuppets’ Plagerisers and the attacks upon Robert Service.
Here is the link to the Observer article.
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/2012/aug/05/nick-cohen-cheating-authors-journalists
Best way to avoid temptation then is to fuck off back to Islamaland and stay there.
I hereby claim the moral high ground. That means I get to rewrite the rules to suit my many fetishes.
I have always thought him a complete knob, never more so than when he was Iain Dale’s locum on LBC. (If he hates the West so much – as he obviously does – why is he married to a citizen of “The Great Satan”?)
I laugh at the lefties trying to find a new bandwagon – only about 5 years after the rest of the world saw that Jonah ruined everything he came into contact with (and probably even further back). Then when they think they’ve found something to pin on Cameron, they all promptly work off the same twitter cribsheet.
Someone bought me white underpants deliberately so that my skidmarks would show. I think it was Sue.
If you would wear them under your trousers, dear, normal folk wouldn’t be any the wiser.
Now that I have tried that, my skidmarks have formed a perfect image of Ed Balls. It’s a miracle!
Someone else pulls the same selective reporting trick as Greedo and he gets all huffy about it.
ha ha ha
A trick? Have you seen Jonah’s record of disasters ffs?
If there was an Olympic event for being a fucking arsehole Gordon Brown would only get a Bronze.
That’s how much of a fucking arsehole he is.
Lol.
Brown would prefer a pink medal.
Inserted
Perhaps thats james lyings job?
When is there going to be a prosecution brought by the Labour-appointed DPS Keir Starmer over the Mirror Group’s use of phone-hacking ?
Or is that a silly question ?
It is a given that any phone hacking on the part of the Mirror Group, or the Guardian for that matter, is in the public interest.
That also goes for any other creative activities, including blagging, accessing HMRC, PNC or DVLA databases, and share tipping.
In other words, bump your gums as much as you want….we’re not listening
Starmers ‘in-tray’ must be huge.
He is supposed to be ‘looking into’ the collapse of the £30 million pound Swansea Crown Court Jury trial against 8 ex-South Wales Policemen… concerning the murder of Lynette White.
But don’t mention anything to do with Captain Kirk … that’d get em all ‘flying off the handle’. Beam me up scotty.
Starmer is another disaster for justice as was the FSA.
How on earth can they still have loony lefties in charge of justice and the law.
The PM ‘tweeting’?.
What a sad wanker. Has he got fuck all else to do.
I believe he divides his time between Twitter, playing Angry Birds and giving as much money as possible to the EU and India (the latter being a worthy recipient of foreign aid, what with their recently-announced plans to send a spacecraft to Mars..)
Mirrors are banned in my homes.
Nothing to see here – move along.
One thing which has inspired me about the Olympics is the boost it’s given to Arab women’s emancipation. The sight of the young Kuwati sprintess, dressed in a purple morph outfit and pulling a hamstring within half a second of the start of the 100m in the preliminary round will have done more for Arab women than any number of op-ed slots from Mehdi explaining how the religion of peace is also basically a free pass for the babes to ‘have it all’…and the Koran is really just like Cosmo without the l’Oreal ads.
Her injury was a fuckin shame tbh. I lost £2. If you missed it, it was one of those per-pre-qualifiers for all the old and fat fuckers from countries you’d never heard of from the opening ceremony when you were thinking “fuck me…is that an athlete…I could fuckin beat them”. Obviously, they were only here for the holiday and so they picked the 100m (no point in getting sweaty etc). Anyhow, I’ll give the Kuwati lass her due: she looked like she might be a bit nippy, though distictly agoraphobic…like she hadn’t been out the house in the last decade, which in retrospect should have set me thinking whether running was gonna be her thing.
So I picked her and the missus went for some African bird who I didn’t like the look of as she was carrying a bit of beef…turned out she was like a fuckin whippet and the wife cleaned up.
Thing was: I thought I was onto a winner because the week before, the fuckin Guardian had done a big inspirational “don’t believe the islamophobic propaganda” piece on her, making out she was the next fuckin Uasin Bolt. I’d been sitting there thinking I’d backed a ringer. So the moral is..erm…y’know etc
Better leave it until they introduce the Olympic running away from the relatives.
Some countries only entered female competitors because of the requirement for any country entering men to do so.
The systematic misogyny of the Host countries had them labelled as “olympic whores” What gallant and loving men they must be!
Read about what female athletes from the sandbox have to put up with: http://m.torontosun.com/2012/08/03/saudi-olympian-loses-judo-match-but-breaks-barriers
Forget about beach volley ball, take a look at these belles
http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/aug/05/women-changing-union-movement-tuc
I might chuck a few of them out of bed, after a shag of course, couldn’t face the conversation afterwards
Interesting to see the left having a go at private schools once again. Thing is it’s socialism under the Liebore party that has destroyed competitive sports in UK state schools (taking out Grammar schools of course that still do it) and replacing it with multi cultural gender equal bollocks that doesn’t motivate any kids.
Also interesting to note (anecdotal) that most of the successful athletes seem to have a mother AND FATHER behind them, often fathers are the driving force for kids to succeed at sport. This again doesn’t play well with the men hating lesbians in the Labour party like Harman, Fatbutt, the Eagle bothers and the little boy Cooper.
Then you have the teaching unions who for the most part have lost interest in the idea that part of their job is to motivate kids, just as the NHS unions have forgotten that the NHS is there to cure people not just fund huge salaries for themselves.
When England won the 2003 Rugby world cup the NUT used a picture of them in an advert about teamwork. The RFU objected pointing out that for years the teaching unions had been trying to kill off sports like rugby in state schools.
I would rather we didn’t win any medals if only white middle class kids are going to get them all..so there.
I posted earlier about al-Beeb’s reaction to that long-distance runner. Made their enthusiasm for Miss Ennis seem positively funereal!
The Nuts take on sport (and education for that matter) for the last decade has been that everybody should race to come last.
Nobody can be a loser you see…and not just competitive sport either banned…everybody MUST win in our state education system and be praised even if they aren’t producing satisfactory work. A friend of mine in the teaching profession told me that when marking pupils homework/class work that you must not use red ink or put a cross by the answer if wrong or tick by the answer if right or give marks out of 10 etc in case some pupil feels upset….
State school kids are in for a shock when they enter the real world then, because failure is part of the real life experience, it’s how you respond to failure that matters.
You swan off on a taxpayer funded world tour.
Might as well just shut all the schools down, really.
Oh, no, of course – that wouldn’t do because then the left would have to find another way to indoctrinate the little dears.
Fuck schools. Give every kid an iphone with Laurie Penny on twitter feed. That’s enough self-indulgent non judgemental inclusive bollocks for anyone. The lucky ones who can’t read might have a chance of growing up reasonably normal. They might end up as gardners or scullery maids for the army of Chinese PhDs who’ll be running the country by then.
QED
How do you pronounce ‘QED’?
(Bollocks, gave the game away with punctuation. bah!)
Schools shouldnt produce (gold medal) winners.
Lord Moynihan claims there are too many privately educated Olympians. This is the “worst statistics in British sport”, says the noble Lord.
Lord M should know, of course, because he was…..
a gold medal winning olympian coxwain from a city comprehensive school?
……er…….not quite…..
“Moynihan is the son of Patrick Moynihan, 2nd Baron Moynihan…he was educated at Monmouth School…and Oxford…”
Unbelievable!
I think it would be easier to work out which MP’s do not speak with forked-tongues and hidden agendas because the majority of them across the board do.
Gold medal winning coxwain?!? He’s the smallest dude the bigger boys found to chuck at the end of the boat more like – big fucking hoorah! Sounds like the perfect coxsucking politician able to lecture genuine sportsmen on what dedication is. Tosser.
I’ve never had a small dude and, certainly, have never suffered from coxwain.
And a f*cking cox! not exactly the most challenging seat in the boat. (Before you ask, yes, I rowed bow, so I could see all the others)
That, Sir, was a most fucking excellent regatta. Never seen owt like in my life. Pure awesomeness.
Lady Thatcher claimed expenses totallling £535,000 since 2006.
BITCH !!!!!
She’s worth every penny!
Aidan Burley for Prime Minister !
What does it cost to keep presclott in fat for a year?.I suspect £535,000 doesn’t come anywhere near.
Chipolata bill probably, or fuel bill for 100 yard car dashes for the hairpiece.
Tracey……!
I’d like to wish the men’s and women’s football teams the best of luck in their games against South Korea and Canada. Hope Powell, who is a woman, and her team, who are indeed all women, are an inspiration to every living creature on the planet, including myself, and I’ve just got off the phone to Stuart “Pid” Pearce. That’s them ____ed then.
Stuart Pearce is a jessie.
Stuart Pearce is one of the finest examples of what’s bad about the old boy network. He never had any talent as a football manager, and the results proved it, yet he still gets to manage national teams.
Badly
All those women are bigotted
I wish planet earth the best.
Quick, the duck tape, 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1…
That’s very sweet of you mate.
Is that the real Andy Murray???
Who cares?
British sport fans.
I’ll clarify my lazy reply for you:
Who cares? He’s playing like a gold medallist. Happy now, FFS!?
I certainly am.
When the Wimbledon finals were on, somebody on here wrote that a “fix” was in for Murray to win the men’s singles being as it was jubilee year and all that, but he played so badly that Roger had no choice but to go on and win it.
Now then, one wonders if, as a result of that loss, the “fix” was in for Murray to win the gold medal. instead, being as it’s jubilee year and the UK are the hosts etc..
Having sat through the match I cannot believe how badly Roger played. I have never seen him make so many unforced erros in a match as he did today.
Just sayin’, not accusing anybody of anything untoward.
We like sport. So do the sportsmans.
.
roger’s game was unexpcted.has he lost 3-0 before?
My cum is purple.
Too much beetroot in your diet
I’m not entirely surprised, dear. The sugar is in the Tupperware box marked “Sugar”, next to the one marked “KMnO4″.
I really must get around to sorting the deep cupboard out.
(He he he … I’ve got one hidden away where nursie can’t find it.
I wonder what NaBr means ?)
You could Google it, dear. Whatever it is, try cutting down to one teaspoonful, three times a day, Mr. Brown.
Makes mine grow actually.
My will to resist is crumbling rather quickly, dear. A quick hit of rohypnol should finish the job.
Ha ha. Nursey triggered the modbot.
It’s what she does for a living.
I like to learn sth every day x .
It’ll certainly mean ye’ll nae be ha’in any highland games. Ye jinxin’ knob jockey.
Does my budgy look big in this?
When you spell mE correctly, I bulge even morE.
Is this a chevron?
Don’t get ratty.
That’s fine x
I feel privileged to have had a peek into “mission control”.
You are not there yet, dear. One final push might do it.
During launch?
My! I am impressed.
All that *Buckminsterfullerene* at work…
Did u Google that btw?
JB xx .
*Dynaplod’s truncheon head pops prematurely*
Of course! I had a vague idea anyway and when I saw all those words, I freaked out and did something more interesting.
It woz the piccies on the page wot I thought would turn you on
you old scrubbergorgeous creature.*waves*
*waves again*
*taps fingers*
*idly flicks her little beany*
*Rushes out for something and does not come back for several weeks*
When u gonna cook me dinner at ur place then , honey?
You might find yourself Hungry Like the Wolf!
He only eats imported, depilated, three day-old fish pie. Do you like fish?
Nah! Not the stuff out of the sea, anyway.
And the other should not taste of that if it is looked after nicely, either.
Not particularly. I was just trying to draw attention to the fact that my immaculate spelling had failed me in this 35° heat. Phew!
Should that not have been poseur?
Yeah. I’s like that sometimes. Uncertain but tooo lazy to open up another tab.
Use Word. Why not?
Quicker.
*Thinks. not that everything should be quicker of course*
Weighing up needs verses size, I can do without it.
Unlike me.
You were very careful not to show me your bollocks. I know you were naked, though.
Oooooooo! Look.
Is that Simon le Bon Bon over there in the Royal Box?
*thinks. he’s looking a bit used*
Not so, madam.
I was wearing my normal attire in these parts – Budgie Smugglers.
Suggest Specsavers. Open tomorrow at 9 O’clock.
Laura Robson was in Murray’s box, dear? Whatever will they think of next?
You are just gagging for a shag, aren’t you, Elsie?
Maybe, dear. My Reg, God bless him, is somewhat past his sell-by date. Indeed, with the French windows open, he’s blowing all over the furnishings in the living room.
Have you got your calendar muddled up again, dear?
Ash Wednesday is not until Wednesday, 13 February 2013.
C’mon. Get em off!
Elsie was quite a looker in her heyday and probably banged like a shithouse door in a force 9.
Wey-Hey!!! She still does…
Where is Ed.
I assume there weren’t enough freebie tickets for him to attend any events
He’s busy following the New England Patriots training camp intrasquad practices. The Pats came up short in the Super Bowl championship game and he’s hoping they’ll win it all this time around. In this regard, he plans to attend the St Louis vs New England game at Wembley on 28 October 2012 to cheer them on. That’s them fucked, then.
Was he watching the football in Cardiff.
GB were fuckEd.
Dave is still silver in the charisma and oratory events, runner up to Boris.
Our athletes were going too far and too fast
Well done Andy Murray !
+1
Murray is british today, while at Wimbledon he was scottish. My how things change!
Today, he belongs to the universe. And beyond.
You are Buzz Kirk, and I claim my dilithium crystal.
It was a great victory for the EU. Heil me.
I always heil you, my Fueherin! May I grovel your feet?
Also, I’ve given you another £53million, today, my Leader. I will dutifully give you another £53million tomorrow. To add to the £255,193,711 I’ve given you since the start of August.
I know it’s in Britain’s best interests.
126you twat they all come from different regions of the uk but they are team gb Mcfuckwit dickwad. No one has mentioned anything until you did now
There is a lesson to be learned here – about how the PTB – keep themselves in control.
They make sure that the Public are constantly ‘divided’ on hundreds of issues. It’s a simple trick the PTB (elitists / marxist / political classes etc) create the divisions among all of us taxpayers and keep ruling.
Of course they do, this site for example is run by Jesuits who hate the UK since it curtails the power of Rome and the EUSSR. The clue is in the name/concept Guy Fawkes.Thats why many of its so called posters are anti scottish separatists.
As soon as they find water on Mars, all the powerful people will move there too. Earth will just be a bigger waste dump than it is now. You are a believer in the Vogons aren’t you?
I’ve been diagnosed with hydrocephalus.
Today’s Lesson.
How to throw a tennis match
Yes!
Fuck me! I thought I was cynical.
Todays lesson. AH Monika has so much bitterness and bigotry ingrained , that they refuse to see whats in front of their eyes. Federer has won everything there is to win in tennis except an Olympic title and as today was his last chance he had every reason to throw the match, of course he did . Nurse !!!!!
WTF! WTF! The top prize in Wimbledon was £1million. The Olympics is och much more better! And what’s the prize? SFA! I cannot believe it! All my effort, for S.F.A.
Och.
Boo Hoo
It seems to me that Federer was not trying very hard. Maybe because there was no money to be won. The people of Switzerland have been betrayed.
Keep politicians a million miles from any olympic glory. They are like parasites.
“We must be whiter than white dogshit”.
None of those black dog biscuits ? That explains a lot.
(holds nose) Phew !
James Lyons personifies dumbed down journalism.
Don’t forget me, FFS.
How could we? Your melons dictate the ebb and flow of the tides.
Dave and Nick have previous experience as Olympic mascots:
The political grandstand, you will find just opposite the medal-winners’ dais.
Ha ha, son. Ponces. If I attach one end of this chain to the grandstand, the other to the rear bumper of The Corsair, rev the trusty old banger to four and a half thou and then drop the clutch, do you think I’ll get a result, mate?
Must shoot, geezer – spark plugs to be gapped, timing to be tweeked etc. for max performance.
Replace engine before attempting forward motion.
You get on that dai noyo i know loys of dais don’t i gynnis i was only to glynnis the oether day wasn’t i glynnis that i know lots of dais i never have counted them perhaps i should what do you think glynnis be something for the dark nights wouldn’t it? dark nights? geedit i’ll be a night soon sir kinnockio they’ll and lady night i mean glynnis well deserved if you akedm after all i’ve done for wales anyway speaking of dais . . . .
Great to see the women boxers blazing a trail for equality and showing the men how it’s done, smashing each other in the bust area and giving each other breast cancer.
I just love women who want to be men. Mind you, when they have to see the oncologist, I’ll be there, all self righteous, demanding an end to NHS reform, and blaming the Tories for lack of resources.
I love my Twat! . . . I mean my Twit . . . I mean my twatty . . . I mean my . . titter . . . I mean . . .
I’m so confused . . . who am I again Gordon?
I’ve made a figurine of Andy Murry with my bum plasticine.
That looks more like Len Murray, dear. I think you should take him off the end of your water-maker before the ladies return from their evening stroll.
*sees him go offline*
Maybe he’s shy, dear.
The chase is always better than the catch.
The chorus riff must have just been pinched by Alice Cooper for his Elected.
@ Mr handy tip #373
The chase is always better than the catch.
delete always insert sometimes
The chase is mostly good. The catch can be both divine and also eternal.
That is my own personal experience and I would not wish to presume to speak on anyone else’s behalf.
As long as I still scare you, I’m happy.
Love that moniker!
))
I laughed.
It’s all very well, but poor Elsie is still waiting for a shag several page ups above.
Forget that. Figgley is fixing her.
I have always been respectful when a girl says no.
Holden Caulfield – The Catcher in the Rye
When the object of your desire is hooked, tug the line a little harder
This has more twists than a bowl of rigatoni.
We’re brewing one up to kill off any fun that that might accidentally be occurring on this blog.
*Aside* Have you done the words for the bubble yet, you slacker?
Fuck you. Have you gimped that piccy yet? I’m struggling with my brain.
It’s going to be about Boris, innit?
Just you see…
Not long now
Now do one of Ed Miliband. Oh, you have already.
Nope. That’s our glorious host’s sidecar. I had some spare so just added it to the face and stomach.
How come that Mo Farah mozzy Somali runner can do all the Olympic stuff in the middle of Ramadamading-dong without making a big fuss and asking the organisers to move it all forwards 2 weeks?
Just asking!
On a practical note guys: Technically speaking, he was facing Mecca at least once every lap. To Mo’s credit, I didn’t see the magic carpet come out once. Other viewers may be able to enlighten me, though.
I didn’t see him stop for a fix.
Muzzie demands usually trump everything except money in the bank for Olympic sponsors.
What because something hasn’t gone wrong for Camoron suddenly he’s really ok and a few people have won a medal?
Get real, the bloke is a loser unlike our athletes
End of.
Loser? Far from it, old bean! By building 17,000 houses in East Herts for immigrants, my construction-industry chummies will make a mint (not least because they employ cheap immigrant labourers), what what!
And, of course, I’m increasing immigration, so we’ll ‘need’ even more houses. Kerrrching!!
And then those developers will give me an absolutely wizard backhander when I leave No.10. I see a super-paid non-exec job looming, what what.
Haw haw haw haw!
Toodle pip!
You are an irrelevance. Goodbye.
++yawns++
+1 from here
Is it ‘cos I is black?
I wish I was black. Then I would have a real reason for the huge chip on my shoulder.
But you’re blick.
Dat’s right my main man, dude, respect innit!
I iz like well black man dude bro. Well bangin’.
Even though I’m quite obviously white.
But I like so isn’t. I is like well oppressed by da honkeys n shit. Blud.
Innit.
Is it ‘cos I is a choc ice blud?
You is black init blud?
Probably.
Mithster Spthpeaker, Mithster Spthpeaker
How do I jump on thith bandwagon?
You have to take a bus to either Blackfriars or Blackheath (via the Blackwall tunnel, of course).
Before their final glorious match, I phoned Andrew Murray and Laura Robson, who is indeed a woman, and wished them well.
Well done, darling! More importantly, though: Do you think I’ll ever be able to live down that nasty, spiteful Ewaname calling me “The Beard”?
Och eye the new! I din E ken wot u sayin, au hirsute love of my life. Have you got her number, my sweet?
Yes. Gordon, dearest. Why does this Morrison’s bag contain a brick, heaps of someone else’s grass cuttings and a bag of stay-fresh lettuce protruding from the top?
They were just about to close. I grabbed what I could. You do the fucking shopping next time, you ungrateful bitch.
Medals by the bucket load thanks to the funding from Everyone who supports the National Lottery.
Lets not forget Labour voted against starting the Lottery when the Torys under John Major introduced the Lottery.
Ah, but that was before we got into government and could encourage an explosion in gambling to keep our client voters in poverty.
.. and just to make sure our client voters stayed in poverty, we doubled their rate of income tax!!
And we have the audacity to call the Tories the ‘Nasty Party’.
Mwa ha ha ha ha!
Very poor attempt at creating a new reality from James Lyons.
What is that sort of gallows and ropes arrangement in the background?
http://www.sovietstory.com/where-to-see-the-film/
I’m the world’s fastest nail biter and bogie eater.
You’re the world’s biggest liar, Gordon. Anyway, I’ve moved on to ear wax, dear.
Psssst! I want to f**k you so much…
But you are going to have to disinfect your entire self if you have been touching him, even in your mind.
fank? Your spelling needs brushing up luv.
OOOOOOOOOOOps below
You still want to fuck me? I like your style, big boy.
I want macho cock, now!
You know that you want me.
I am a constant personification of the Aristotelian Mean.
Has Stew offered you that lovely penthouse suite yet?
Poseur xx .
He’s given me the keys to the back gate and the garden shed. The astroturf is fairly pliable at this time of year.
This is a very interesting case.
You have always wanted it on a car bonnet, haven’t you?
That Volvo has a huge bonnet which normally blocks any road that it turns out into. (You don’t need too many guesses why the Swedes introduced Side Impact Protection.)
Per and Inga are so thick, they will never notice that those dips match your bum prints.
Will be a nice first for you maybe but S** the 3rd pleaded for it and how could I turn her down?
Bloody hell. Went back to put Elsie out of her misery, every one else having ignored her, only to find Figgley giving her seven bells of s-h-one-t…
That’s his privilege. He pwnd it.
Looked it up, you old fart.
Fuck me, the multiple personality show just keeps on fucking rolling.
So did I. I wonder if there’s any……..*wanders off*
@ sigmund
It’s what’s you do well.
E. Just move back on that bonnet, love, so your bum is right on the edge. Perfect. OK spead em.
Here goes!!!
GreeeeeEaaaaaaaaaat!!!
I would conjecture that replying to one’s own comments is tantamount to a form of onanism.
It’s called narcissism, dear. You should know that.
He’s a gold medallist, ffs.
Fuck off sigmund.
Stick your phallic stage up your tribal Oedipal conflict.
I’m goin, baby. (No rubber bands, me!)
lol crazy huhne
You’re supposed to pay for tickets to watch this.
Cash accepted.
You do realise you need help though, don’t you? Just sayin’.
You dirty bastard. I don’t want any threesomes with you.
And put that camera down! Don’t want any Schlomo.
Dilute at will. Should that not have been lav?
I’d just like to wish Βillу Βοwdеп well with his next wank.
*put umbrellas up*
I will be reenacting my Scottish Highers mathematics examination on youtube prior to the mens 100 metre final in order that the athletes can benefit from my inspirational personality
Would you like me to write the answers on your arm again,
siryou useless c unt?My new book on economic theory is 50 Shades of Brown
He looks stoned!
Before she attempted to defend her women’s 400m title, I rang Christine Ohuruogu, who is indeed a woman, and wished her well.
I am so happy we have a Labour minister running in the Olympic 60 yard dash
I’m only interested in the dosh these days.
I have been shitting Everton Mints
Q. How do you know America’s got the best healthcare?
A. Because people go there to get treated, not go from the there for treatment.
Only AIDS ridden Africans come to the U.K. for the National Death Service. Another wonderful aspect of “the envy of the world” which no-one’s copied.
“Public sector lagging behind private sector….”. He is advocating social democracy for a “nation” that is in no way capable of it.
Switch to BBC 1 for the fastest niℊℊer in the world contest!
So fast, I missed it.
If they’d put a flat screen TV under his arm I’m sure the world record would have been smashed.
LOL. U c’unt!
very drole….but I sniggered
It was very naughty of him… but nice!
Now what was I doing?
I don’t know dear but knees can’t be right, surely?
What– were you expecting for one of them to come out with “Feets, don’t fail me now!” or something?
I’m making a guest appearance in the next episode of Poldark.
I’m going to flash-mob Jenny Agutter. We may cross swords, I guess?
Excuse me chum. She is mine and has been for years. The first railway carriage is reserved solely for us. Go and give Figgley a hand with Elsie, he seems to be struggling.
I’ll beat you to her, old man. Had to google “innie” ffs! Tsk. Here I come, Jen…..
Thank you, sir, for that admission to underaged hanky-panky, as she was only fifteen years old prior to that.
Just put your hands through here. Thank you.
*thinks. this will really seal my promotion and I can make Nurse Botha all mine*
I’m fucking knackered, mate.
She kicked back like a fucking mule. Still, no pregnancy worries there!
*Goes to wipe knob on curtain but is disgusted that it swears with wallpaper, so picks a dish cloth instead*
Pace, Power, Precision, Pound notes……
Fancy a quick skyping?
Only if you will come on a camping holiday with me…
Dun. I twiddle knobs now. *rolls ciggy*
Ooooooh , hun x .
That’s a nice fat one , darlin !
E x ♥ .
You seem to have nailed her. She’d be flattered if she could be arsed.
She’s far more than a load of pretty typing.
She cuts.
With ease
through
..most trollop ?
You see. It can be done.
Na night x !
And …
..sees moderators go to bed …
..tired and bored ..
..which makes her..
..nipples..
..invert, while she ..
..has a tinkle and rolls up..
..Then ..
..she..
.. has free reign…
..to do what..
…what she does…
*c unt alert!*
Sorry for letting the side down, chaps. My butler has the special glove ready.
..she does..
Where were we?
We were discussing politics, Dave. Get lost.
He’s totally fucked my train, man.
OK , guys. We outta shape . From the top agin . Ta x
And the winner of the silver medal in the Omnium, from France, Brian Coquard.
These damn Frogs really do believe they are God’s gift to women.
Oh yes the famous channel 4 news, party funded by the licence fee!
Who would’ve thunk it eh?
Who’s the Ornamental bird with Jeremy?
you’ll dazzle all and sundry with your ….. insatiable urge to understand, predict and deliver what people want from news.
http://jobs.guardian.co.uk/job/4488807/head-of-user-experience-and-design-for-bbc-news/
I know what I want from news and that’s truthful and accurate unbiassed reporting. Somehow I don’t think that’s quite what they have in mind though.
Fuck the “news”. Go with your innards.
My view exactly. Pay particular attention to the veins of the liver.
*farts a special smoke signal in your general direction*
I say you jolly chaps!!! One naturally doesn’t care to boast! – but who else but your’s truly could come up with ideas like I’ve had?
What?? Wattage??
In the last two years, my Reg, God rest his soul, has come up with some wonderful ideas for saving the planet, dear.
Unfortunately for us, he died in 2008.
I don’t see why a little thing like that should stop you.
You make it up as you go along, Elsie!
And how.
Sometimes the enemy is in your own camp. He certainly is.
Every fuckwit enema till part take bong chillum get boogie brain on
*Heads for the clubhouse knowing he could have scored*
Go to bed, E.
Ta. Gonna eat something first, Thamsey x .
Curiosity rover has landed safely
Well done NASA!
Watched it live on NASA TV
http://www.nasa.gov/
Of course BBC 24 showed nothing of it live, just ‘Olympic Travel’ FFS!
BBC fuck off. Real history in the making and they ignore it.
Oil discovered on Mars. Argentina claims ownership.
No maus were killed during the making of this probe. Honest.
The search for the Scottish one-eyed idiot continues.
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