August 5th, 2012

Olympic Golds Nix Mirror Man’s Jinx Meme

One man who clearly has mixed feelings about the Olympic gold haul yesterday is the Daily Mirror’s diminutive deputy political editor James Lyons:

He had been enjoying blaming sporting setbacks on an alleged “Curse of Cameron”, a meme which has an uncanny resemblance to the sporting Jinx of Jonah Brown popularised on these pages in the dark days of the accursed one-eyed son of the manse’s regime.

Mehdi Hasan took a break from cheering on the Iranian Olympic squad to join in:

Then Chris Hoy won the first gold with Cameron in the audience and the supposed curse was lifted. When congratulating British Gold medallists on Twitter Dave began casually mentioning being there in his tweets:

His presence in the winning of three golds nixing the jinx meme once and for all. As bad as things are for Cameron politically, he is no Jonah Brown…


388 Comments

  1. 1
    Well says:

    Why do people pay any attention to what the Mirror print?

  2. 2
    Andrew Efiong says:

    These lefties are always wrong!

    Must be so confusing for them to see people cheering on the nation, waving the flag and praising excellence and elite champions.

    I’m particularly pleased to see Medhi Hasan humiliated once again!

  3. 3
    Kebab Time says:

    The curse on this Olympics cant be laid at any parties doors.

    They are all for the rich peoples sports day

    http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/caption-contest.html

  4. 4
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    I wish the team GB football team all the very best in the 2016 Olympics.

    They messed up this time,rather like I have.

    If only there was a U-Turn event in the Olympics.

  5. 5
    Seth the pig farmer says:

    Just don’t tell Gordon about the gold.

  6. 6
    Boris Johnson says:

    “As bad as things are politically for Cameron, he is no Jonah Brown ”

    Rubbish,Dave is worse.

    Now speaking about House Of Lords reform…………..

  7. 7
    Mystic Smeg says:

    Superstition is for retards.

  8. 8
    Dick the Prick says:

    Peter Hitchens calls Mehdi Hassan out for labelling all non muslims cattle and animals and Hassan has, in his column at the Huff Pot written some illegible drivel to counter. All good fun but Hassan really is a duplicitous islamist of a pisspoor kind.

  9. 9
    Pissed off with Hypocrites says:

    Why are these Socialist morons applauding the Olympics elitist fest anyway? Surely under their model there would be, no winners/losers, medals for all, equality! Hypocrites! State comprehensive schooling for everyones kids, except their own who must have the very best public school education. Lowest common denominator Labour!

  10. 10
    retardEd Miliband (leader of the party that started a war that killed 100,000 civilians) says:

    There’th no going back with my leaderthip.

  11. 11
    99.99% of the people says:

    We don’t!

  12. 12
    Twitty-twatty-twoo says:

    So is Tw@tter.

  13. 13
    Make the UK a land fit for fuckwits says:

    ……….Vote Tory !

  14. 14
    A Daily Mirror 'reader' says:

    i pay atenshun 2 wot thay print bcoz if thay print lotz ov wurdz then it meens theres lotz of ink n that meens it mayks myie bum get inky wen i wype mieself wiv it.

  15. 15
    Liebore beat them to it says:

    It’s already a land fit for fuckwits.

  16. 16
    Ed Balls - dumbing-down Britain at every opportunity says:

    Schools must not produce winners.

  17. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Where is Gordon McSnot anyway ?

  18. 18
    I buleev all i'm told says:

    Wiv the News of the World, the Daily Mail, Mirror etc etc and death of the dead tree press why wouldn’t you buleeve anyfink dey sez?

  19. 19
    Twittering Dave says:

    But there’s no denying that Dave is a twat.

  20. 20
    Everyone on Earth says:

    Who cares?

  21. 21
    Muffled Voice from cubicle 3 (nurse outside door) says:

    Ah’m here ye skunna! – an’ doin ma jobby –

    Keep ma’ dinni warm!

  22. 22
    cheche says:

    Is that the same Medhi Hassan who refers to non-Muslims as cattle

  23. 23
    Lost in Space says:

    He’s done a runner. Sarah went to the Olympics on her lonesome. It is rumoured that he will show up at the Edinburgh book festival but didn’t Guido post that he had to attend an African court case?

  24. 24
    Thankyou i was having trouble sleepings says:

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  25. 25
    Anonymous says:

    Waiter a slice of humble pie please!

  26. 26
    Gordon McBust Brown says:

    I saved the world

  27. 27
    Lonely kebab says:

    I tried reading your blog, what a lonely experience that was. Nothing but tumble weed blowing through the comments section.

  28. 28
    Biased Broadcasting Crap says:

    I laugh at the lefties trying to find a new bandwagon – only about 5 years after the rest of the world saw that Jonah ruined everything he came into contact with (and probably even further back). Then when they think they’ve found something to pin on Cameron, they all promptly work off the same twitter cribsheet.

  29. 29
    Nurse Botha says:

    I’ve told you before, dear. If I can see your face, I know you are not using the facility as I taught you to.

  30. 30
  31. 31
    Gordon Brown says:

    Someone bought me white underpants deliberately so that my skidmarks would show. I think it was Sue.

  32. 32
    Anonymous says:

    Some more humble pie waiter.

    You need to accept you lost the election and move on!

  33. 33
    Halal Baconburger says:

  34. 34
    Saltpetre says:

    They have to support it because of the paralympics…without which they would regard the main games as elitist bullingdon crap. Lefties fit in pefectly with he paralympics when you think about it.

  35. 35
    how funny says:

    Someone else pulls the same selective reporting trick as Greedo and he gets all huffy about it.

    ha ha ha

  36. 36
    Anonymous says:

    When is there going to be a prosecution brought by the Labour-appointed DPS Keir Starmer over the Mirror Group’s use of phone-hacking ?

    Or is that a silly question ?

  37. 37
    Medhically InSain says:

    How can animals such as pigs & cows win medals?

  38. 38
    Nurse Botha says:

    If you would wear them under your trousers, dear, normal folk wouldn’t be any the wiser.

  39. 39
    Hang The Bastards says:

    Who is Mendhi Hasan ???? Oh he was the bloke sacked from that lefty mag wasn’t he ?

    isn’t he just some radical Muslim who hates everything about this country.

  40. 40
    Halal Baconburger says:

    “The Messenger of Allah (Allah bless him and give him peace) said, “Whoever believes in Allah and the Last Day should not wear silk or gold.”

    Oooh, what an excuse! “We don’t win on purpose because the gold medal would insult our invisible sky-pixie.”

  41. 41
    Lord Stansted says:

    More to the point, why do people pay attention to activities undertaken by morons – i.e. all sport?

  42. 42
    Anonymous says:

    A trick? Have you seen Jonah’s record of disasters ffs?

  43. 43
    AC1 says:

    Throwing away a lump of cast-iron should be a sport.

  44. 44
    Fish says:

    Sacked from the lefty rag, but now a BBC regular

  45. 45
    That sums up all of them says:

    “isn’t he just some radical Muslim who hates everything about this country.”

    That doesn’t narrow it down very much.

  46. 46
    Halal Baconburger says:

    Yet another good reason for not paying the license fee..

  47. 47
    Dynaplod (up for promotion) says:

    MоdBоt is still in custody as we speak, madam. Prevention of Terrorism of course, a lovely Act.

    You mentioned yesterday you were having grave problems with him and it can all be added to the charge sheet, natch. ;-)

    It has helped my promotional chances no end and there is this nice bungalow near Saffron Walden that I have my eye on for over a year now. But we will lose it if we delay any longer…

    Just the place to bring up a family, eh?

  48. 48
    Isaac Huntoo says:

    The PM ‘tweeting’?.
    What a sad wanker. Has he got fuck all else to do.

  49. 49
    Roscoe Rules says:

    If there was an Olympic event for being a fucking arsehole Gordon Brown would only get a Bronze.
    That’s how much of a fucking arsehole he is.

  50. 50
    CPS says:

    It is a given that any phone hacking on the part of the Mirror Group, or the Guardian for that matter, is in the public interest.

    That also goes for any other creative activities, including blagging, accessing HMRC, PNC or DVLA databases, and share tipping.

    In other words, bump your gums as much as you want….we’re not listening

  51. 51
    Michael says:

    Calm down, dear, your lasagne has no chance of winning anything.

  52. 52
    Ex Conservative Voter says:

    I believe he divides his time between Twitter, playing Angry Birds and giving as much money as possible to the EU and India (the latter being a worthy recipient of foreign aid, what with their recently-announced plans to send a spacecraft to Mars..)

  53. 53
    Little Lord Fondlebum says:

    Mirrors are banned in my homes.

     

    Nothing to see here – move along.

  54. 54
    Roscoe Rules says:

    Best way to avoid temptation then is to fuck off back to Islamaland and stay there.

  55. 55
    Hang The Bastards says:

    It beggers belief how he is given airtime to decry everything this country does

  56. 56
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Take a look at the Shysters article expose – on Jonah Lehrer, Jayson Blair, Stephen Leather and …. drum roll …. Johan Har! by Nick Cohen in the Observer today. Includes lots about ‘sockpuppets’ Plagerisers and the attacks upon Robert Service.

  57. 57
    William Hill says:

    One thing which has inspired me about the Olympics is the boost it’s given to Arab women’s emancipation. The sight of the young Kuwati sprintess, dressed in a purple morph outfit and pulling a hamstring within half a second of the start of the 100m in the preliminary round will have done more for Arab women than any number of op-ed slots from Mehdi explaining how the religion of peace is also basically a free pass for the babes to ‘have it all’…and the Koran is really just like Cosmo without the l’Oreal ads.
    Her injury was a fuckin shame tbh. I lost £2. If you missed it, it was one of those per-pre-qualifiers for all the old and fat fuckers from countries you’d never heard of from the opening ceremony when you were thinking “fuck me…is that an athlete…I could fuckin beat them”. Obviously, they were only here for the holiday and so they picked the 100m (no point in getting sweaty etc). Anyhow, I’ll give the Kuwati lass her due: she looked like she might be a bit nippy, though distictly agoraphobic…like she hadn’t been out the house in the last decade, which in retrospect should have set me thinking whether running was gonna be her thing.

    So I picked her and the missus went for some African bird who I didn’t like the look of as she was carrying a bit of beef…turned out she was like a fuckin whippet and the wife cleaned up.
    Thing was: I thought I was onto a winner because the week before, the fuckin Guardian had done a big inspirational “don’t believe the islamophobic propaganda” piece on her, making out she was the next fuckin Uasin Bolt. I’d been sitting there thinking I’d backed a ringer. So the moral is..erm…y’know etc

  58. 58
    annette curton says:

    Lol.

  59. 59
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Interesting to see the left having a go at private schools once again. Thing is it’s socialism under the Liebore party that has destroyed competitive sports in UK state schools (taking out Grammar schools of course that still do it) and replacing it with multi cultural gender equal bollocks that doesn’t motivate any kids.

    Also interesting to note (anecdotal) that most of the successful athletes seem to have a mother AND FATHER behind them, often fathers are the driving force for kids to succeed at sport. This again doesn’t play well with the men hating lesbians in the Labour party like Harman, Fatbutt, the Eagle bothers and the little boy Cooper.

    Then you have the teaching unions who for the most part have lost interest in the idea that part of their job is to motivate kids, just as the NHS unions have forgotten that the NHS is there to cure people not just fund huge salaries for themselves.

    When England won the 2003 Rugby world cup the NUT used a picture of them in an advert about teamwork. The RFU objected pointing out that for years the teaching unions had been trying to kill off sports like rugby in state schools.

  60. 60
    annette curton says:

    Better leave it until they introduce the Olympic running away from the relatives.

  61. 61
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Brown would prefer a pink medal.

  62. 62
    Jacky Treehorn says:

    Mehdi hasan, who loves an invisble man that he talks to more than his own child.

  63. 63
    Tomorrow's Chip Wrapper says:

    Now remind me who sold off all the state schools playing fields ? And said that schools should not encourage competitive sport ? Oh yes…Labour !!!!

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/5933728/More-than-200-playing-fields-sold-off-under-Labour-Government-figures-show.html

  64. 64
    Gordon Brown, full-time trouser-pocket-liner and (very occasionally) attendee at Westminster says:

    Ye daft buggers! I am still presenting a lecture series at NYU, the alibi for my trips to New York, which, now, due to my “UN Special Envoy” status, means that as long as I have “business” at the UN, I can come in under a diplomatic passport. What that means is that they do not search my luggage at Heathrow when I depart or at JFK when I land, which means they do not find all the undeclared income in the form of cash-in-hand bungs I get, which means that I can head straight to the bank and deposit those pound-notes and dollar-bills (euros if I must have to accept them) into my local on-the-record non-interest-bearing accounts in NY (hence no US tax), in several different banks, which are compliant with the Patriot Act, whence they are transferred into my offshore accounts, in increments far below the ten-grand USD reporting requirements, which accounts are trusts which own shell corporations through limited partnerships (Guido would know about this sort of chicanery), which I will access whilst I’m outside the UK in places like, e.g., Cape Cod when I’m in America. Have I hornswoggled all ye daft buggers into being fooled that I’m some sort of unstable maniac, or what? I wish ye well trying to prove any of what I’ve just said, and ye daft buggers all know what happens when I wish someone well…

  65. 65
    Wee Willie McDonald of Glenshiels says:

    Practising for the Highland Games ? Tossing the Caber anyone ?

  66. 66
  67. 67
    Socialist Twat says:

    I would rather we didn’t win any medals if only white middle class kids are going to get them all..so there.

  68. 68
    annette curton says:

    The Nuts take on sport (and education for that matter) for the last decade has been that everybody should race to come last.

  69. 69
    Tomorrow's Chip Wrapper says:

    Nobody can be a loser you see…and not just competitive sport either banned…everybody MUST win in our state education system and be praised even if they aren’t producing satisfactory work. A friend of mine in the teaching profession told me that when marking pupils homework/class work that you must not use red ink or put a cross by the answer if wrong or tick by the answer if right or give marks out of 10 etc in case some pupil feels upset….

  70. 70
    Gordon "Bottom" Brown says:

    My advice to our Olympic heros; wait for a 20 year low then SELL SELL SELL!!

  71. 71
    Nurse Botha says:

    Thank you for your kind offer, Dynaplod. Is that your real name, dear?
    However, once the royalties start flooding in for the unmentionable pile of junk (I’ll call him DelDroid to avoid further deletions), I shall be looking to relocate to a luxury, gated complex near Sandbanks, Dorsetshire, complete with en-suite sanitorium, where I shall continue my work with the insane, deluded and confused.
    By the way, dear: When you are vigorously polishing your truncheon, does your helmet pop off? Do you have your own panda?

  72. 72
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    State school kids are in for a shock when they enter the real world then, because failure is part of the real life experience, it’s how you respond to failure that matters.

  73. 73
    R J Mitchell says:

    Might as well just shut all the schools down, really.
    Oh, no, of course – that wouldn’t do because then the left would have to find another way to indoctrinate the little dears.

  74. 74
    Ken LyingScum, brining the Bacon of Londistan (it's a wet cure) says:

    Better take me Gold rings an stuff off then

  75. 75
    Tin Can Cam – the Fatuous Face of British Conservatism says:

    I’m no rust bucket!

  76. 76
    Tony says:

    You swan off on a taxpayer funded world tour.

  77. 77
    Too many privately educated Olympians says:

    Lord Moynihan claims there are too many privately educated Olympians. This is the “worst statistics in British sport”, says the noble Lord.

    Lord M should know, of course, because he was…..
    a gold medal winning olympian coxwain from a city comprehensive school?
    ……er…….not quite…..

    “Moynihan is the son of Patrick Moynihan, 2nd Baron Moynihan…he was educated at Monmouth School…and Oxford…”

    Unbelievable!

  78. 78
    Dynaplod (up for promotion) says:

    I used to swim down there in my youth, maam. Used to go and have a Campari and soda at the nearby Branksome Towers, but sometimes arrived after they had shut at 14:00 sharp on a Sunday.

    It has all gone downhill now, alas. Branksome Towers was demolished and they built more ghastly flats and Sandbanks is now inhabited by the likes of *Hаrry Redknapp* (would love to feel his collar…)

    Saffron Walden is a lovely neck of the woods, near Cambridge, close to where some of our illustrious posters here live. We would be in very good company. I could teach you my judo moves and you could put me in a half nellson. *coughs*

    Won’t you reconsider? A panda, maam? I wish! If I play my cards right, after a year I will get my own notebook and pencil…

  79. 79
    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    Lady Thatcher claimed expenses totallling £535,000 since 2006.

    BITCH !!!!!

  80. 80
    He Am Danish says:

    I hereby claim the moral high ground. That means I get to rewrite the rules to suit my many fetishes.

  81. 81
    Fuck the rabid left says:

    She’s worth every penny!

  82. 82
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    I’d like to wish the men’s and women’s football teams the best of luck in their games against South Korea and Canada. Hope Powell, who is a woman, and her team, who are indeed all women, are an inspiration to every living creature on the planet, including myself, and I’ve just got off the phone to Stuart “Pid” Pearce. That’s them ____ed then.

  83. 83
    Empire Loyalist says:

    Aidan Burley for Prime Minister !

  84. 84
    annette curton says:

    Stuart Pearce is a jessie.

  85. 85
    FFS! says:

    What does it cost to keep presclott in fat for a year?.I suspect £535,000 doesn’t come anywhere near.

  86. 86
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wish planet earth the best.

  87. 87
    V1le Labour ruined my Country says:

    Labour f1lth are in despair because everything is going against them. Maybe Tom Watson will leave his rentboys alone for a day to work on repairing Labour’s image!

  88. 88
    Blowing Whistles says:

    I think it would be easier to work out which MP’s do not speak with forked-tongues and hidden agendas because the majority of them across the board do.

  89. 89
    annette curton says:

    Quick, the duck tape, 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1…

  90. 90
    William Hill says:

    Fuck schools. Give every kid an iphone with Laurie Penny on twitter feed. That’s enough self-indulgent non judgemental inclusive bollocks for anyone. The lucky ones who can’t read might have a chance of growing up reasonably normal. They might end up as gardners or scullery maids for the army of Chinese PhDs who’ll be running the country by then.
    QED

  91. 91
    AC1 says:

    Schools shouldnt produce (gold medal) winners.

  92. 92
    Comrade Gordoom Brohoon says:

    That is Good Comrade!!!

    You therefore believed all I told you?

    You shall have one of the many medals that I have at my disposal, – and lest you say that us Socialists do not believe in Winners – let me remind you to look at the chest’s full of medals of our Soviet Comrades!

    Though they of course are for Merit and Bravery!

    I wrote a book on Bravery!

    You have a copy?

  93. 93
    Tin Can Cam - rattling down the road says:

    In no way can I disagree

  94. 94
    Simon le Bon Bon says:

    That’s very sweet of you mate.

  95. 95
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Zip it, Boris.

  96. 96
    I wouldnt chuck either out of bed on a cold night says:

    Some countries only entered female competitors because of the requirement for any country entering men to do so.

    The systematic misogyny of the Host countries had them labelled as “olympic whores” What gallant and loving men they must be!

    Read about what female athletes from the sandbox have to put up with: http://m.torontosun.com/2012/08/03/saudi-olympian-loses-judo-match-but-breaks-barriers

  97. 97
    UKIP.i.am says:

    He thought they were the O’Limp Dick games – so he went to Ireland.

  98. 98
    Anonymous says:

    Cannot disagree with that lol

  99. 99
    Football Result says:

    Stuart Pearce is one of the finest examples of what’s bad about the old boy network. He never had any talent as a football manager, and the results proved it, yet he still gets to manage national teams.

  100. 100
    rentboy Dave says:

    Watching Team GB football lat night and Korean player Park Youngbum came up. Who knew that the Koreans knew where I would be and what I’d be after just hours later!

  101. 101
    FFS! says:

    Is that the real Andy Murray???

  102. 102
    Fuck Nose says:

    Who cares?

  103. 103
    FFS! says:

    British sport fans.

  104. 104
    Fuck Nose says:

    I’ll clarify my lazy reply for you:

    Who cares? He’s playing like a gold medallist. Happy now, FFS!?

  105. 105
    Peace & Love says:

    Olympics Commentator:

    ” Yes, and the Iranians win bronze for wife beating, silver for Copt stoning and gold for………………”

  106. 106
    Gordon Brown says:

    My cum is purple.

  107. 107
    FFS! says:

    I certainly am.

  108. 108
    I do not exist. See order-order.com for verification of my non-existence. says:

    Does my budgy look big in this?

  109. 109
    Mad frankies older sister says:

    Where is Ed.

    I assume there weren’t enough freebie tickets for him to attend any events

  110. 110

    Too much beetroot in your diet

  111. 111
    B£air +++Millions says:

    I object. It was clever old me that started those wars. Bye suckers, aka all those who voted for me, me, ME!!

  112. 112
    HRH Prince Philip says:

    Didn’t I have somthing to do with playing fields? I forget … it was a long time ago …

  113. 113
    Nurse Botha says:

    I’m not entirely surprised, dear. The sugar is in the Tupperware box marked “Sugar”, next to the one marked “KMnO4″.
    I really must get around to sorting the deep cupboard out.

  114. 114
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Starmers ‘in-tray’ must be huge.
    He is supposed to be ‘looking into’ the collapse of the £30 million pound Swansea Crown Court Jury trial against 8 ex-South Wales Policemen… concerning the murder of Lynette White.

    But don’t mention anything to do with Captain Kirk … that’d get em all ‘flying off the handle’. Beam me up scotty.

  115. 115
    Britain's got ... err says:

    Forget about beach volley ball, take a look at these belles

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/politics/2012/aug/05/women-changing-union-movement-tuc

  116. 116
    Gordon Brown says:

    (He he he … I’ve got one hidden away where nursie can’t find it.
    I wonder what NaBr means ?)

  117. 117
    Come on Team GB says:

    Well done Andy Murray !

  118. 118
    Jess The Dog says:

    Keep politicians a million miles from any olympic glory. They are like parasites.

  119. 119
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    He’s busy following the New England Patriots training camp intrasquad practices. The Pats came up short in the Super Bowl championship game and he’s hoping they’ll win it all this time around. In this regard, he plans to attend the St Louis vs New England game at Wembley on 28 October 2012 to cheer them on. That’s them fucked, then.

  120. 120
    the whole world says:

    +1

  121. 121
    Nurse Botha says:

    You could Google it, dear. Whatever it is, try cutting down to one teaspoonful, three times a day, Mr. Brown.

  122. 122
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Was he watching the football in Cardiff.

    GB were fuckEd.

    Dave is still silver in the charisma and oratory events, runner up to Boris.

  123. 123
    Budgie says:

    When you spell mE correctly, I bulge even morE.

  124. 124
    I don't need no doctor says:

    James Lyons personifies dumbed down journalism.

  125. 125
    Dynaplod (up for promotion) says:

    Makes mine grow actually.

  126. 126
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Murray is british today, while at Wimbledon he was scottish. My how things change!

  127. 127
    Ron E. Chevvers says:

    Is this a chevron?

  128. 128
    hot male says:

    Don’t get ratty.

  129. 129
    Gordony Brian says:

    Don’t forget me, FFS.

  130. 130
    Dennis Venusian says:

    Today, he belongs to the universe. And beyond.

  131. 131
    Budgie says:

    Not particularly. I was just trying to draw attention to the fact that my immaculate spelling had failed me in this 35° heat. Phew!

  132. 132
    Nurse Botha says:

    My will to resist is crumbling rather quickly, dear. A quick hit of rohypnol should finish the job.

  133. 133
    Tony Bliar says:

    “We must be whiter than white dogshit”.

  134. 134
    BBITGUE says:

    That’s fine x

  135. 135
    DelDroid says:

    Ha ha. Nursey triggered the modbot.

  136. 136
    I don't need no doctor says:

    You are Buzz Kirk, and I claim my dilithium crystal.

  137. 137
    You learn something on here occasionally says:

    It’s what she does for a living.

  138. 138
    AC1 says:

    Not much changes on the left..

    http://www.brusselsjournal.com/node/131

  139. 139
    Ah! Monika says:

    Today’s Lesson.

    How to throw a tennis match

  140. 140
    Bit of a poser , tho . says:

    Should that not have been poseur?

  141. 141
    Make a date with a bonfire says:

    Badly

  142. 142
    Wedding Cake says:

    Yes!

  143. 143
    Gaz Chambers says:

    Fuck me! I thought I was cynical.

  144. 144
    Gaz Chambers says:

    How could we? Your melons dictate the ebb and flow of the tides.

  145. 145
    Jim'll fix it, maybe says:

    When the Wimbledon finals were on, somebody on here wrote that a “fix” was in for Murray to win the men’s singles being as it was jubilee year and all that, but he played so badly that Roger had no choice but to go on and win it.

    Now then, one wonders if, as a result of that loss, the “fix” was in for Murray to win the gold medal. instead, being as it’s jubilee year and the UK are the hosts etc..

    Having sat through the match I cannot believe how badly Roger played. I have never seen him make so many unforced erros in a match as he did today.

    Just sayin’, not accusing anybody of anything untoward.

  146. 146
    Jacob Bronowski says:

    I like to learn sth every day x .

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    OED says:

    Yeah. I’s like that sometimes. Uncertain but tooo lazy to open up another tab.

  148. 148
    Jacob Bronowski says:

    Use Word. Why not?

    Quicker.

    *Thinks. not that everything should be quicker of course*

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    The Man From A.U.N.T.I.E. says:

    I feel privileged to have had a peek into “mission control”.

  150. 150
    Nurse Botha says:

    You are not there yet, dear. One final push might do it.

  151. 151
    Sir William Waad says:

    Dave and Nick have previous experience as Olympic mascots:

  152. 152
    Jacob Bronowski says:

    During launch?

    My! I am impressed.

    All that *Buckminsterfullerene* at work…

    Did u Google that btw?

    JB xx .

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    OED says:

    Weighing up needs verses size, I can do without it.

  154. 154
    Buckyballs says:

    *Dynaplod’s truncheon head pops prematurely*

  155. 155
    Oh! Sud de Nîmes says:

    Of course! I had a vague idea anyway and when I saw all those words, I freaked out and did something more interesting.

  156. 156
    Gordon Brown says:

    Now that I have tried that, my skidmarks have formed a perfect image of Ed Balls. It’s a miracle!

  157. 157
    Buckyballs says:

    Unlike me.

  158. 158
    Buckyballs says:

    It woz the piccies on the page wot I thought would turn you on you old scrubber gorgeous creature.

    *waves*

  159. 159
    Angela Merkel says:

    It was a great victory for the EU. Heil me.

  160. 160
    Oh! Sud de Nîmes says:

    You were very careful not to show me your bollocks. I know you were naked, though.

  161. 161
    Buckyballs says:

    Oooooooo! Look.

    Is that Simon le Bon Bon over there in the Royal Box?

    *thinks. he’s looking a bit used*

  162. 162
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    There would be plenty of winners, as long as they are not British!

  163. 163
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

    Our athletes were going too far and too fast ;-)

  164. 164
    Buckyballs says:

    Not so, madam.

    I was wearing my normal attire in these parts – Budgie Smugglers.

    Suggest Specsavers. Open tomorrow at 9 O’clock.

  165. 165
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Laura Robson was in Murray’s box, dear? Whatever will they think of next?

  166. 166
    Buckyballs says:

    You are just gagging for a shag, aren’t you, Elsie?

  167. 167
    Buckyballs says:

    *waves again*

    *taps fingers*

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    chucked out of the pub says:

    The political grandstand, you will find just opposite the medal-winners’ dais.

  169. 169
    Sarah Twat says:

    Great to see the women boxers blazing a trail for equality and showing the men how it’s done, smashing each other in the bust area and giving each other breast cancer.

    I just love women who want to be men. Mind you, when they have to see the oncologist, I’ll be there, all self righteous, demanding an end to NHS reform, and blaming the Tories for lack of resources.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Maybe, dear. My Reg, God bless him, is somewhat past his sell-by date. Indeed, with the French windows open, he’s blowing all over the furnishings in the living room.

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    Why bigots are wankers says:

    Todays lesson. AH Monika has so much bitterness and bigotry ingrained , that they refuse to see whats in front of their eyes. Federer has won everything there is to win in tennis except an Olympic title and as today was his last chance he had every reason to throw the match, of course he did . Nurse !!!!!

  172. 172
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    *idly flicks her little beany*

  173. 173
    Buckyballs says:

    Have you got your calendar muddled up again, dear?

    Ash Wednesday is not until Wednesday, 13 February 2013.

    C’mon. Get em off!

  174. 174
    Buckyballs says:

    *Rushes out for something and does not come back for several weeks* :-P

  175. 175
    Simon le Bon Bon says:

    When u gonna cook me dinner at ur place then , honey?

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    København says:

    Elsie was quite a looker in her heyday and probably banged like a shithouse door in a force 9.

  177. 177
    København says:

    You might find yourself Hungry Like the Wolf!

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    Dave Figgley says:

    Ha ha, son. Ponces. If I attach one end of this chain to the grandstand, the other to the rear bumper of The Corsair, rev the trusty old banger to four and a half thou and then drop the clutch, do you think I’ll get a result, mate?

    Must shoot, geezer – spark plugs to be gapped, timing to be tweeked etc. for max performance.

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    Hazel (you've forgotten me?) Blears says:

    Touch wood.

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    Begorrah says:

    Bastardstown in Wexford?
    Nobber in Meath?
    Glenswilly in Donegal?

  181. 181
    Gordon brown says:

    I’ve made a figurine of Andy Murry with my bum plasticine.

  182. 182
    Jimmy says:

    Under Labour, there are only winners.

  183. 183
    Union of the Snake says:

    He only eats imported, depilated, three day-old fish pie. Do you like fish?

  184. 184
    Nurse Botha says:

    That looks more like Len Murray, dear. I think you should take him off the end of your water-maker before the ladies return from their evening stroll.

  185. 185
    Narked Pict says:

    Now do one of Ed Miliband. Oh, you have already.

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    Anonymous says:

    This “Last day” you mention, I take it your refering to the conclusion of the Leveson Enquiry

  187. 187
    København says:

    Nah! Not the stuff out of the sea, anyway.

    And the other should not taste of that if it is looked after nicely, either. ;-)

  188. 188
    The Watcher says:

    *sees him go offline*

  189. 189
    Gordon brown says:

    Nope. That’s our glorious host’s sidecar. I had some spare so just added it to the face and stomach.

  190. 190
    Nurse Botha says:

    Maybe he’s shy, dear.

  191. 191
    handy tip #372 says:

    Replace engine before attempting forward motion.

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    ranter says:

    How come that Mo Farah mozzy Somali runner can do all the Olympic stuff in the middle of Ramadamading-dong without making a big fuss and asking the organisers to move it all forwards 2 weeks?

    Just asking!

  193. 193
    The Bottle Fed Triplet says:

    Tell that to the long term unemployed in Merthyr Tydfil. That’s what you get for voting Labour for 60 years.

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    Let's Build 17,000 houses in East Herts for north London immigrants requiring proper housing says:

    What because something hasn’t gone wrong for Camoron suddenly he’s really ok and a few people have won a medal?

    Get real, the bloke is a loser unlike our athletes

    End of.

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    handy tip #373 says:

    The chase is always better than the catch.

  196. 196
    Far Eastern Betting Syndicate says:

    We like sport. So do the sportsmans.

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    this one goes to 11.5.... says:

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    David Camoron (one-term PM) says:

    Loser? Far from it, old bean! By building 17,000 houses in East Herts for immigrants, my construction-industry chummies will make a mint (not least because they employ cheap immigrant labourers), what what!

    And, of course, I’m increasing immigration, so we’ll ‘need’ even more houses. Kerrrching!!

    And then those developers will give me an absolutely wizard backhander when I leave No.10. I see a super-paid non-exec job looming, what what.

    Haw haw haw haw!

    Toodle pip!

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    The Great Planet Earth Ponzi Scheme says:

    You are an irrelevance. Goodbye.

  200. 200
    Your Anus says:

    ++yawns++

    +1 from here

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    Dick the Prick says:

    Gold medal winning coxwain?!? He’s the smallest dude the bigger boys found to chuck at the end of the boat more like – big fucking hoorah! Sounds like the perfect coxsucking politician able to lecture genuine sportsmen on what dedication is. Tosser.

  202. 202
    Andy McSulkface says:

    WTF! WTF! The top prize in Wimbledon was £1million. The Olympics is och much more better! And what’s the prize? SFA! I cannot believe it! All my effort, for S.F.A.

    Och.

  203. 203
    Usain Bolt says:

    Is it ‘cos I is black?

  204. 204
    David Camoron (one-term PM) says:

    I always heil you, my Fueherin! May I grovel your feet?

    Also, I’ve given you another £53million, today, my Leader. I will dutifully give you another £53million tomorrow. To add to the £255,193,711 I’ve given you since the start of August.

    I know it’s in Britain’s best interests.

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    Lee Jasper says:

    I wish I was black. Then I would have a real reason for the huge chip on my shoulder.

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    Derek Smalls says:

    On a practical note guys: Technically speaking, he was facing Mecca at least once every lap. To Mo’s credit, I didn’t see the magic carpet come out once. Other viewers may be able to enlighten me, though.

  207. 207
    I spy jock twat says:

    126you twat they all come from different regions of the uk but they are team gb Mcfuckwit dickwad. No one has mentioned anything until you did now

  208. 208
    Business Cat (specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    Synchronized bombing should be an event! Good show in Iraq the other day.

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    Kebab Time says:

    So how is your blog doing dear?

  210. 210
    Stevie B. says:

    I’ve never had a small dude and, certainly, have never suffered from coxwain.

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    HenryV says:

    Don’t we have laws against such things being said in public?

  212. 212
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Before their final glorious match, I phoned Andrew Murray and Laura Robson, who is indeed a woman, and wished them well.

  213. 213
    Sarah Brown says:

    Well done, darling! More importantly, though: Do you think I’ll ever be able to live down that nasty, spiteful Ewaname calling me “The Beard”?

  214. 214
    poor bloody worker says:

    I might chuck a few of them out of bed, after a shag of course, couldn’t face the conversation afterwards

  215. 215
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Och eye the new! I din E ken wot u sayin, au hirsute love of my life. Have you got her number, my sweet?

  216. 216
    Desmond(don't mess with my)Tutu says:

    But you’re blick.

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    And ogling other nation’s athletes. I wonder what the impact of the Olympics has been on the ability of the misogynist mullahs (both Sunni and Shia) in keeping their womenfolk under control.

  218. 218
    Kevin McGuires Rancid Foreskin says:

    Full page coverage and encouraging ‘analysis’ in tomorrow mirror

  219. 219
    Greychatter says:

    Medals by the bucket load thanks to the funding from Everyone who supports the National Lottery.

    Lets not forget Labour voted against starting the Lottery when the Torys under John Major introduced the Lottery.

  220. 220
    Sarah Brown says:

    Yes. Gordon, dearest. Why does this Morrison’s bag contain a brick, heaps of someone else’s grass cuttings and a bag of stay-fresh lettuce protruding from the top?

  221. 221
    J. D. Salinger says:

    I have always been respectful when a girl says no.

    Holden Caulfield – The Catcher in the Rye

  222. 222
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    They were just about to close. I grabbed what I could. You do the fucking shopping next time, you ungrateful bitch.

  223. 223

    Very poor attempt at creating a new reality from James Lyons.

  224. 224
    "The Soviet Story" says:

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    I type with my toes says:

    The chorus riff must have just been pinched by Alice Cooper for his Elected.

  226. 226
    Pickled Wizard says:

    She only went on her own to eye up the talent in the beach volleyball

  227. 227
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m the world’s fastest nail biter and bogie eater.

  228. 228
    Mrs. Jack Dromey says:

    Ah, but that was before we got into government and could encourage an explosion in gambling to keep our client voters in poverty.

  229. 229
    Pickled Wizard says:

    Inserted

  230. 230
    Pickled Wizard says:

    Perhaps thats james lyings job?

  231. 231
    rio ferdinand says:

    Is it ‘cos I is a choc ice blud?

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  233. 233
    I type with my toes says:

    @ Mr handy tip #373

    The chase is always better than the catch.

    delete always insert sometimes

    The chase is mostly good. The catch can be both divine and also eternal.

    That is my own personal experience and I would not wish to presume to speak on anyone else’s behalf.

  234. 234
    Cutie says:

    You’re the world’s biggest liar, Gordon. Anyway, I’ve moved on to ear wax, dear.

  235. 235
    Kay Skypecopter says:

    As long as I still scare you, I’m happy.

  236. 236
    I type with my toes says:

    Psssst! I want to f**k you so much…

    But you are going to have to disinfect your entire self if you have been touching him, even in your mind.

  237. 237
    first time reader says:

    I didn’t see him stop for a fix.

  238. 238
    I type with my toes says:

    Love that moniker! :-)))

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    and the survey said says:

    Muzzie demands usually trump everything except money in the bank for Olympic sponsors.

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    There is a lesson to be learned here – about how the PTB – keep themselves in control.

    They make sure that the Public are constantly ‘divided’ on hundreds of issues. It’s a simple trick the PTB (elitists / marxist / political classes etc) create the divisions among all of us taxpayers and keep ruling.

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    Anonymous says:

    fank? Your spelling needs brushing up luv.

  242. 242
    Domestos says:

    Dilute at will. Should that not have been lav?

  243. 243
    Inglish McChippy says:

    Boo Hoo

  244. 244
    J. R. Hartley says:

    When the object of your desire is hooked, tug the line a little harder

  245. 245
    Domestos says:

    OOOOOOOOOOOps below

  246. 246
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’d just like to wish Βillу Βοwdеп well with his next wank.

  247. 247
    Divide the Union and Conquer says:

    Of course they do, this site for example is run by Jesuits who hate the UK since it curtails the power of Rome and the EUSSR. The clue is in the name/concept Guy Fawkes.Thats why many of its so called posters are anti scottish separatists.

  248. 248
    Berlusconi's y-fronts says:

    This has more twists than a bowl of rigatoni.

  249. 249
    Cutie says:

    You still want to fuck me? I like your style, big boy.

  250. 250
    Gordon Brown says:

    I will be reenacting my Scottish Highers mathematics examination on youtube prior to the mens 100 metre final in order that the athletes can benefit from my inspirational personality

  251. 251
    Cutie says:

    I laughed.

  252. 252
    Fast-twitch muscle fibers says:

    Probably.

  253. 253
    Gordon Brown says:

    My new book on economic theory is 50 Shades of Brown

  254. 254
    Cutie says:

    I want macho cock, now!

  255. 255
    Rich says:

    We’re brewing one up to kill off any fun that that might accidentally be occurring on this blog.

    *Aside* Have you done the words for the bubble yet, you slacker?

  256. 256
    Berlusconi's y-fronts says:

    You know that you want me.

    I am a constant personification of the Aristotelian Mean.

    Has Stew offered you that lovely penthouse suite yet? ;-)

    Poseur xx .

  257. 257
    Gordon Brown MP says:

    Before she attempted to defend her women’s 400m title, I rang Christine Ohuruogu, who is indeed a woman, and wished her well.

  258. 258
    Mark says:

    Fuck you. Have you gimped that piccy yet? I’m struggling with my brain.

  259. 259
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am so happy we have a Labour minister running in the Olympic 60 yard dash

  260. 260
    Ed Ballsup says:

    .. and just to make sure our client voters stayed in poverty, we doubled their rate of income tax!!

    And we have the audacity to call the Tories the ‘Nasty Party’.

    Mwa ha ha ha ha!

  261. 261
    Gordon Brown says:

    I have been shitting Everton Mints

  262. 262
    Berlusconi's y-fronts says:

    It’s all very well, but poor Elsie is still waiting for a shag several page ups above.

  263. 263
    Speedy Gonzales......... says:

    Switch to BBC 1 for the fastest niℊℊer in the world contest!

  264. 264
    Cutie says:

    He’s given me the keys to the back gate and the garden shed. The astroturf is fairly pliable at this time of year.

  265. 265
    Lee Jasper says:

    Dat’s right my main man, dude, respect innit!

    I iz like well black man dude bro. Well bangin’.

    Even though I’m quite obviously white.

    But I like so isn’t. I is like well oppressed by da honkeys n shit. Blud.

    Innit.

  266. 266
    Pickled Wizard says:

    Nope – just cant see you

  267. 267
    47 leather-clad Village People extras milling around Soho Square fiddling with their Bl*ckberrys says:

    *put umbrellas up*

  268. 268
    all about eve says:

    This is a very interesting case.

  269. 269
    Berlusconi's y-fronts says:

    You have always wanted it on a car bonnet, haven’t you?

    That Volvo has a huge bonnet which normally blocks any road that it turns out into. (You don’t need too many guesses why the Swedes introduced Side Impact Protection.)

    Per and Inga are so thick, they will never notice that those dips match your bum prints.

    Will be a nice first for you maybe but S** the 3rd pleaded for it and how could I turn her down?

  270. 270
    Snail's pace says:

    So fast, I missed it.

  271. 271
    Berlusconi's y-fronts says:

    Bloody hell. Went back to put Elsie out of her misery, every one else having ignored her, only to find Figgley giving her seven bells of s-h-one-t…

  272. 272
    Anonymous says:

    If they’d put a flat screen TV under his arm I’m sure the world record would have been smashed.

  273. 273
    Snail's pace says:

    That’s his privilege. He pwnd it.

  274. 274
    OED says:

    Looked it up, you old fart.

  275. 275
    sigmund says:

    Fuck me, the multiple personality show just keeps on fucking rolling.

  276. 276
    Pickled Wizard says:

    How do you pronounce ‘QED’?

  277. 277
    .....from the deep cupboard... says:

    So did I. I wonder if there’s any……..*wanders off*

  278. 278
    Pickled Wizard says:

    (Bollocks, gave the game away with punctuation. bah!)

  279. 279
    Sarah says:

    I love my Twat! . . . I mean my Twit . . . I mean my twatty . . . I mean my . . titter . . . I mean . . .

    I’m so confused . . . who am I again Gordon?

  280. 280
    casual sweater says:

    @ sigmund

    It’s what’s you do well.

  281. 281
    Pickled Wizard says:

    And a f*cking cox! not exactly the most challenging seat in the boat. (Before you ask, yes, I rowed bow, so I could see all the others)

  282. 282
    Berlusconi's y-fronts says:

    It’s going to be about Boris, innit?

    Just you see…

    Not long now

  283. 283
    Pickled Wizard says:

    Chipolata bill probably, or fuel bill for 100 yard car dashes for the hairpiece.

    Tracey……!

  284. 284
    m'Lord Kinnockio, Wind Bag to the Welsch says:

    You get on that dai noyo i know loys of dais don’t i gynnis i was only to glynnis the oether day wasn’t i glynnis that i know lots of dais i never have counted them perhaps i should what do you think glynnis be something for the dark nights wouldn’t it? dark nights? geedit i’ll be a night soon sir kinnockio they’ll and lady night i mean glynnis well deserved if you akedm after all i’ve done for wales anyway speaking of dais . . . .

  285. 285
    Pickled Wizard says:

    All those women are bigotted

  286. 286
    casual sweater says:

    LOL. U c’unt!

  287. 287
    Figgley says:

    Wey-Hey!!! She still does…

  288. 288
    Moving on says:

    As soon as they find water on Mars, all the powerful people will move there too. Earth will just be a bigger waste dump than it is now. You are a believer in the Vogons aren’t you?

  289. 289
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m making a guest appearance in the next episode of Poldark.

  290. 290
    Pickled Wizard says:

    It’ll certainly mean ye’ll nae be ha’in any highland games. Ye jinxin’ knob jockey.

  291. 291
    I shag with my knees says:

    E. Just move back on that bonnet, love, so your bum is right on the edge. Perfect. OK spead em.

    Here goes!!!

    GreeeeeEaaaaaaaaaat!!!

  292. 292
    sigmund says:

    I would conjecture that replying to one’s own comments is tantamount to a form of onanism.

  293. 293
    Mr. Nobby Pickens, Acacia Ave. UB9 says:

    Would you like me to write the answers on your arm again, sir you useless c unt?

  294. 294
    sniggerer says:

    very drole….but I sniggered

  295. 295
    I shag with my knees says:

    It was very naughty of him… but nice!

    Now what was I doing?

  296. 296
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    It’s called narcissism, dear. You should know that.

  297. 297
    holding my own says:

    He’s a gold medallist, ffs.

  298. 298
    Al Pine says:

    It seems to me that Federer was not trying very hard. Maybe because there was no money to be won. The people of Switzerland have been betrayed.

  299. 299
    I shag with my knees says:

    Fuck off sigmund.

    Stick your phallic stage up your tribal Oedipal conflict. :-P

    I’m goin, baby. (No rubber bands, me!)

  300. 300
    holding my own says:

    I’m going to flash-mob Jenny Agutter. We may cross swords, I guess?

  301. 301
    I shag with my knees says:

    Excuse me chum. She is mine and has been for years. The first railway carriage is reserved solely for us. Go and give Figgley a hand with Elsie, he seems to be struggling.

  302. 302
    holding my own says:

    lol crazy huhne

  303. 303
    I shag with my knees says:

    Forget that. Figgley is fixing her.

  304. 304
    I shag with my knees says:

    You’re supposed to pay for tickets to watch this.

    Cash accepted.

  305. 305
    holding my own says:

    I’ll beat you to her, old man. Had to google “innie” ffs! Tsk. Here I come, Jen…..

  306. 306
    sigmund says:

    You do realise you need help though, don’t you? Just sayin’.

  307. 307
    Figgley says:

    I’m fucking knackered, mate.

    She kicked back like a fucking mule. Still, no pregnancy worries there!

    *Goes to wipe knob on curtain but is disgusted that it swears with wallpaper, so picks a dish cloth instead*

  308. 308
    Alan Hanson says:

    Pace, Power, Precision, Pound notes……

    Fancy a quick skyping?

  309. 309
    Dynaplod (up for promotion) says:

    Thank you, sir, for that admission to underaged hanky-panky, as she was only fifteen years old prior to that.

    Just put your hands through here. Thank you.

    *thinks. this will really seal my promotion and I can make Nurse Botha all mine*

  310. 310
    Dynaplod (up for promotion) says:

    Only if you will come on a camping holiday with me…

  311. 311
    Dynaplod (up for promotion) says:

    You dirty bastard. I don’t want any threesomes with you.

    And put that camera down! Don’t want any Schlomo.

  312. 312
    Alan Hanson says:

    Dun. I twiddle knobs now. *rolls ciggy*

  313. 313
    Cressida's Dick says:

    And the winner of the silver medal in the Omnium, from France, Brian Coquard.

    These damn Frogs really do believe they are God’s gift to women.

  314. 314
    Dick the Prick says:

    That, Sir, was a most fucking excellent regatta. Never seen owt like in my life. Pure awesomeness.

  315. 315
    Lefty News 24 says:

  316. 316
    I shag with my cock says:

    I don’t know dear but knees can’t be right, surely?

  317. 317
    I shag with my cock says:

    Oh yes the famous channel 4 news, party funded by the licence fee!

    Who would’ve thunk it eh?

  318. 318
    I shag with my cock says:

    You is black init blud?

  319. 319
    Rendered Worthless says:

  320. 320
    Rendered Worthless says:

  321. 321
    Andrew Marr says:

    I’ve been diagnosed with hydrocephalus.

  322. 322
    37 medals down, 11 to go says:

    Still looking for that elusive Irish medal. By your definition they clearly have no morons or are they all just working too hard for their bond masters to have time for sport?

  323. 323
    Barbara Woodhouse says:

    None of those black dog biscuits ? That explains a lot.
    (holds nose) Phew !

  324. 324
    Seb says:

    I’m only interested in the dosh these days.

  325. 325
    AC1 says:

    Q. How do you know America’s got the best healthcare?

    A. Because people go there to get treated, not go from the there for treatment.

    Only AIDS ridden Africans come to the U.K. for the National Death Service. Another wonderful aspect of “the envy of the world” which no-one’s copied.

  326. 326
    Chlöe Sal Gerbeeba says:

    you’ll dazzle all and sundry with your ….. insatiable urge to understand, predict and deliver what people want from news.

    http://jobs.guardian.co.uk/job/4488807/head-of-user-experience-and-design-for-bbc-news/

    I know what I want from news and that’s truthful and accurate unbiassed reporting. Somehow I don’t think that’s quite what they have in mind though.

  327. 327
    a true libertarian says:

    Fuck the “news”. Go with your innards.

  328. 328
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    What– were you expecting for one of them to come out with “Feets, don’t fail me now!” or something?

  329. 329
    The Treacherous Tosser in No 10 says:

    I say you jolly chaps!!! One naturally doesn’t care to boast! – but who else but your’s truly could come up with ideas like I’ve had?

    What?? Wattage??

  330. 330
    Ewаnmе says:

    Ooooooh , hun x .

    That’s a nice fat one , darlin !

    E x ♥ .

  331. 331
    Ed Militwat says:

    Mithster Spthpeaker, Mithster Spthpeaker

    How do I jump on thith bandwagon?

  332. 332
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    In the last two years, my Reg, God rest his soul, has come up with some wonderful ideas for saving the planet, dear.
    Unfortunately for us, he died in 2008.

  333. 333
    Doris Stokes (deceased) says:

    I don’t see why a little thing like that should stop you.

  334. 334
    Lie-Detector Van says:

    You make it up as you go along, Elsie!

  335. 335
    A passing haruspex says:

    My view exactly. Pay particular attention to the veins of the liver.

  336. 336
    Don't be Vague - ask for a stupid €USSR twat called Hague says:

    Sometimes the enemy is in your own camp. He certainly is.

  337. 337
    Chief Running Jump (rtd.) says:

    And how.

  338. 338
    Chief Running Jump (rtd.) says:

    *farts a special smoke signal in your general direction*

  339. 339
    erm... says:

    .
    breaking news….peace lover starts wars.
    must have flipped.

  340. 340
    Confucius, He says:

    Every fuckwit enema till part take bong chillum get boogie brain on

  341. 341
    erm... says:

    .
    roger’s game was unexpcted.has he lost 3-0 before?

  342. 342
    Hugh Mungo-Swanger says:

    You seem to have nailed her. She’d be flattered if she could be arsed.

  343. 343
    James D'beanpole says:

    She’s far more than a load of pretty typing.

  344. 344
    Vicious Jenny says:

    She cuts.

  345. 345
    kfgngjui says:

    With ease

  346. 346
    liz, rotherham, UK says:

    through

  347. 347
    What hangs out the back of a PC, smoking .. says:

    ..most trollop ?

  348. 348
    Definitely NOT Ewаnmе says:

    You see. It can be done.

    Na night x !

  349. 349
    Popcorn Mogul says:

    And …

  350. 350
    DelDroid says:

    ..sees moderators go to bed …

  351. 351
    quick sniper says:

    ..tired and bored ..

  352. 352
    some cunt says:

    ..which makes her..

  353. 353
    Unmentionable E-moniker says:

    ..nipples..

  354. 354
    Will tomorrow be worth tuning into? says:

    ..invert, while she ..

  355. 355
    P e e S t a i n s says:

    ..has a tinkle and rolls up..

  356. 356
    holborn viaduct says:

    ..Then ..

  357. 357
    garden shed shed expert says:

    ..she..

  358. 358
    Jeremy Vinyl says:

    .. has free reign…

  359. 359
    Du och jag says:

    ..to do what..

  360. 360
    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    …what she does…

  361. 361
    correctum says:

    *c unt alert!*

  362. 362
    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    Sorry for letting the side down, chaps. My butler has the special glove ready.

    ..she does..

  363. 363
    My lighter's fucked says:

    Where were we?

  364. 364
    Fuck Nose says:

    We were discussing politics, Dave. Get lost.

  365. 365
    James D'beanpole says:

    He’s totally fucked my train, man.

  366. 366
    E says:

    OK , guys. We outta shape . From the top agin . Ta x

  367. 367
    8illy Boredom is the grossest bumpile ever ! says:

    *Heads for the clubhouse knowing he could have scored*

  368. 368
    Old Father Thames says:

    Go to bed, E.

  369. 369
    E says:

    Ta. Gonna eat something first, Thamsey x .

  370. 370
    Rendered Socialist says:

    “Public sector lagging behind private sector….”. He is advocating social democracy for a “nation” that is in no way capable of it.

  371. 371
  372. 372
    Only in the Graun says:

    Curiosity rover has landed safely

    Well done NASA!

    Watched it live on NASA TV

    http://www.nasa.gov/

    Of course BBC 24 showed nothing of it live, just ‘Olympic Travel’ FFS!

    BBC fuck off. Real history in the making and they ignore it.

  373. 373
    UKIP.i.am says:

    The search for the Scottish one-eyed idiot continues.

  374. 374
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Oil discovered on Mars. Argentina claims ownership.

  375. 375
    Archie says:

    I saw the BBC getting positively orgasmic over the winner of the 10,000 metres. Would they have carried on thus for a white bloke? Just asking. Cut to Johannesburg and interviews with some incomprehensible black viewers. Ooops! it was Brixton!

  376. 376
    Col Nasser says:

    No maus were killed during the making of this probe. Honest.

  377. 377
    Ava Banana says:

    You have to take a bus to either Blackfriars or Blackheath (via the Blackwall tunnel, of course).

  378. 378
    Ivan Agenda says:

    Lyons of the Mirror? No relation to Lie 0n by the Mirror is he?

  379. 379
    Ivan Agenda says:

    Cringing and totally hypocritical jingoism from sniggering schoolboy Evan Davies at the Games, and Jimmy Red Naughty at the studio on the Toady Programme this morning.
    It is a wonder they have not stated it is due to Labour’s efforts that we have been so successful.
    Four major restructures are needed to help get Britain on the right economic road in the medium term in order of priority they are, House of Commons; BBC; Banking; and the Unions.

  380. 380
    Pundit too too says:

    And still voting for Labour – you would think they would learn – would’nt you bach?

  381. 381
    Pundit too too says:

    According to Owen Jones, a “left wing activist” on the PM Show the Conservatives got rid of “thousands of playing fields”, and under questionning stated that “Labour only got rid of hundreds”
    Where do Labour find these cretins? They must have an under-rock search party.

  382. 382
    Pundit too too says:

    Starmer is another disaster for justice as was the FSA.
    How on earth can they still have loony lefties in charge of justice and the law.

  383. 383
    Archie says:

    Cambridge: another town “improved” beyond recognition by “development”!

  384. 384
    Archie says:

    I have always thought him a complete knob, never more so than when he was Iain Dale’s locum on LBC. (If he hates the West so much – as he obviously does – why is he married to a citizen of “The Great Satan”?)

  385. 385
    Archie says:

    I posted earlier about al-Beeb’s reaction to that long-distance runner. Made their enthusiasm for Miss Ennis seem positively funereal!

  386. 386
    Archie says:

    What is that sort of gallows and ropes arrangement in the background?

  387. 387
    Archie says:

    He looks stoned!

  388. 388
    Archie says:

    Who’s the Ornamental bird with Jeremy?

  389. 389

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