Boris Mania has gone truly global as the London Mayor’s heroic zip wire triumph saw him gain a huge wave of new supporters…in China. His Weibo account – the Chinese twitter – gained some 12,000 followers while his latest fans posted messages of support: ”Such a loveable Mayor…I love his spontaneity, not pretentious at all!” Somehow Guido thinks the Chinese adulation of London’s favourite politician is more genuine than the endorsement they give to their own leaders…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
He brought them!!!!
Reckon Boris is on the same go go juice as that Chinese swimmer.
Boris is having a great time personally but after the Olympics the chickens will start to come home to roost. Business is having a deadful time and there is no doubt that the organisers, including him, have a great deal to answer for regarding their scare stories and hype.
You think the BBC is going to lay into anything Olympic after the games? Nope, me neither.
It’s Boris, UKIP or abandon all hope.
Fuck Boris FFS, there are more important things to consider.
We ned to know how you are coping with the Olympics. Please get in touch if you have ben afffected by them.
For example, are you a visitor to London cuaght up in congestion and huge crowds? or are you disappointed finding London a deserted ghost town.
And of the Olympic facilities; get in touch if you find the soulless venues dispiriting; are finding the queues unacceptably long or your Visa card wont work?
Secrurity: Tell us if you find the presence of troops oppressive and would have preferred G4S to have come up with the right numbers of staff, or where there are G4S staff in place, you found them lacking in training and would have preferred to see more troops.
…and finally the catering. Tell us how you feel about being force-fed Big Macs. How many times have you thrown up.
BBC – Always seeking balance
Since you all seem to be broadcasting permanently from the “studio overlooking the magnificent Olympic Park”, would we be right to assume that in your absence you are wasting a few millions having your WC offices redecorated?
The Olympics would have been a beacon for Islam if I was in charge. I can’t stand the sight of all these people enjoying themselves.
Also, Jessica Ennis’ performance in the 100m hurdles was a disgrace – we don’t want to see people ‘winning’ with ‘personal bests’ – all very Elitist. We want to see people miserably trying to scrabble onto each other’s backs as they meander at random around the stadium.
The next Olympics should be in Venezuela. Or Cuba.
Why do I keep thinking Boris and Sir Richard Beardie are brothers?
Apart from the religious clap trap I agree with him Arghhhhhhhhhh nooooooooooo my head is hurting. me and the chouders agree about the wastefulness of the Mclimp ix. Make it stop please eeeeee eeee
Now we know why Borrie screws his eyes right up. Borrie for PM now!
Lovely story tucked away in the Standard’s Olympic Diary today: ‘How Mrs T tried to zap BBC licence fee’ She was interrupted in the course of the onlt meeting at which the subject came up. Important matters of state, no doubt..
Hmm lovable BObo…Them Chinese would love anyone who wasn’t breaching their human rights..If they loved Damed the cam I would worry!