August 2nd, 2012

Missing Mr Jay?


  1. 1
    The Public says:


  2. 2
    Philip McArthur says:

    Snide little bastard !!!

  3. 3 says:

    Go away and have sex (4,3).

  4. 4
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am leading the campaign to ban Witches Hats in children’s playgrounds

  5. 5
    Kebab Time says:

    wha do you do with it

  6. 6
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Make it personal and ban the dunces hat in the stupid corner of the classroom.

  7. 7
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Missing Mr. Jay?


  8. 8
    What point a crossword with only one clue? says:

    Hideously Beeb in East Anglia. (9).

  9. 9
    rick says:

    “What better way to spend your lunchtime… ”

    Watching paint dry?

  10. 10
    jgm2 says:


    Trinity Mirror improves profits after cuts.

    What works for Trinity Mirror also works for the UK economy.

    Cut deeper. Cut faster.

  11. 11
    Meeja Studies says:

    Media Giudo?

    Will not interest anyone here except Sir William Waad, who breed pigs on his fine estate. (For any Scousers here, that is not anything like Norris Green estate.)

  12. 12
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Not even me with my superior intellect can solve that one ! ! !

  13. 13
    Only 10 days 08 hours 43 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    I was going to say, “in the pub”.

  14. 14
    Ethel Skinner says:

    Who’s a popbitch dear?

  15. 15
    Silver Surfer says:

    What a lovely young man.

  16. 16
    Kebab Time says:

    Aussies keep it simple when describing the two Korea’s >

  17. 17
    Yawn says:

    What does Guido charge for pluggin your blog on here?.

  18. 18
    The Apostrophe Police says:

    The two Korea’s what?

  19. 19
    I type with my toes says:

    942,684 benefit claimants could have been paid for from this, Polly.

    Ooops, 942843 now.

    Ooops, it has just gone up again. 943,026.

  20. 20
    No Comments says:

    You’re shameless Mr 8illy botty 8umshire.

  21. 21
    autocorrect says:

    solve refute

  22. 22
    Well done Pat says:

    Pat got 6 million views with that one, I guess the word is getting out.

  23. 23
    OnTablets says:

    His medication is ready

  24. 24 says:


  25. 25
    Ethel Skinner says:

    Yes dear he does tend to do that, as well as those lovely videos of that nice Mr Griffin chap.

  26. 26
    Frankie Boyle says:

    I woke up in Norris Green this morning.

    I must have fallen asleep whilst bumming him.

  27. 27
    jgm2 says:


  28. 28
    Lord Leveson says:

    Could you come along and give evidence?

    We could take it all down.

  29. 29
    UKIP convert says:

    Meanwhile back in La-La Land aka EUSSR , following the monthly meeting of ECB aka European Clowns Bank. They have decided to leave rates on hold @.75% & will be announcing further measures over the next few weeks to support their Euro Ponzi Scam. The market has re-acted with marking down the Euro even further as it heads for E1.28 to sterling & looks to go even higher with this additional step of even further procrastination by ECB……..

    If your planning your holidays in La-La Land in the near future then a much better exchange rate is on its way, as Brussels continues to fiddle as the Euro fiscal Armageddon gets ever nearer…….

    VOTE UKIP>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>VOTE UKIP>>>>>>>>>>VOTE UKIP>>>>>>

  30. 30
    LOCOG® says:

    The Stazi would be so proud of us –

  31. 31
    Roadkill Sandwitch Time says:


  32. 32
    Scientologists are a nasty, litigious, threatening bunch says:

    Mrs Shelly Miscavige

    10:00PM BST 31 Jul 2012

    In our article on Katie Holmes and Scientology (5 July), we stated that renewed attention has been paid to the whereabouts of Mr David Miscavige’s wife, Shelly. Mrs Shelly Miscavige’s lawyer has categorically confirmed that she is not missing and devotes her time to the work of the Church of Scientology. We are happy to make this clear.

  33. 33
    Scientologists are a nasty, litigious, threatening bunch says:

    Sorry, that was from The Telegraph

  34. 34
    The Tosser in No 10 says:

    Has he got a Wind Farm on his lovely Estate?

    If not, – would he like one?

  35. 35
    The Tosser in No 10 says:

    Well here’s dashed fine thing!

    Those science chappies keep telling me we need more proper science and lolly to support it!

    Then this happens!

  36. 36
    m'Lard Prizeclot of Hull & Damnation says:

    ‘oo’s gotta sandwich?

    Sharezy Sharezy ?

    you can spread yours out on my hanky

  37. 37
    Only 10 days 07 hours 25 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:


    Oh, changed: 950,889.

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