August 2nd, 2012

Mirror Hit Back As Bailey Bails

Trinity Mirror have released their latest profits.

Find out how they did on Media Guido


29 Comments

  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    The Mirror is not fit for toilet paper!

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  2. 2
    "Toilets" Maguire says:

    Bloody marvellous.

    Where’s “Tory Boy” disappeared to?”

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  3. 3
    The Piss Soaked Tramp known as TAT says:

    Hello boys.

    Just been released on probation and it’s back to my blog.

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    • 6
      Ewaname says:

      Hiya , sweetheart !!!

      If U EVER calls me a “kiddy-fiddler” again , Ewa’s gonna clamp her mole grips round ur tiny willy an hold her lighter under those shrivelled little prunes u calls ur nuts , babes x .

      E x .

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  4. 4
    One-term Dave says:

    I would just like to let you all know that since midnight last night, I’ve given £33,722,973.73
    to the EU.

    Toodle pip!

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    • 11
      Anonymous says:

      Any news about our Olympic missiles coming close to being fired yesterday?

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    • 13
      Desperately worried True Blue says:

      Hallo (Less Than) One-term Dave

      But your largess with OUR money won’t be for much longer, as you have already

      admitted, in your closet, so best to jump now, rather than wait until the men in

      suits (the 1922 committee) come knocking on your door………..

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      • 21
        The Tit in No 10 says:

        I say you jolly chaps! I really want to do something desperately “Gung-Ho” at the O£ympics!!

        Any ideas?

        Mustn’t be too dangerous or messy though! – and must maintain the Dignity of an Eton chap!

        What??

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  5. 5
    Rip Van Winkle says:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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  6. 8
    Anonymous says:

    No thanks. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere.

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  7. 12
    Make it up as you go along says:

    Penny Red really is full of shit

    http://thenewinquiry.com/essays/london-underground/

    Her essay appears to suggest it woz the commies that opened the underground stations for the people

    I cannot find one reference of any riots taking place in London on 19th of September 1940

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  8. 16
    Ed Miliband (Resplendant with Bradley Wiggins sideburns) says:

    I just to wish Anthony Agogo the very best of luck as he boxes for Team GB.

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  9. 19
    In venal veritas says:

    What happened to the Diane Abbott tweet?

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    • 22
      Anonymous says:

      Fatbutt has been barred for being a waysist.
      That woman gives ordinary effnics a bad name.

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  10. 23

    See the euro is doing its bi-weekly coming apart again.

    Who’s turn is it this weeks to stuff 30 billion euros into the holes?
    Is it Finland’s round? We got a round in not long ago. Latvia? Is it your turn to go up to the bar and pay the tab?

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    • 28
      Steve Miliband says:

      Finland borrowed it from Latvia, who borrowed it from Austria, who borrowed it from Lithuania, who borrowed it from Luxembourg, who borrowed it from The Netherlands, who borrowed it from Hungary, who borrowed it from Norway, who borrowed it from Italy, who borrowed it from Finland.

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    • 29
      Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

      That should be, “whose turn…” Don’t they teach people how to write English anymore?

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  11. 25
    Steve Miliband says:

    What’s all this lefty #curseofcameron? Pathetic. There is only only one person with a proven curse and he was last seen in, well, he hasn’t been seen, but is MP for Kirkcaldy

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Gyles Brandreth writes in his memoirs:

“Sunday, May 10, 1998

Early start: appearing on Breakfast With Frost, to be broadcast from 11 Downing Street. The Chancellor [Gordon Brown] is grouchily amiable, but so earnest — and still biting his fingernails to the quick.

After the show, he took us upstairs to his flat. He lives above No 10, while Blair and family are in the No 11 duplex, which is bigger and more like a proper house.

I was intrigued that, when he took us into his bedroom, the Chancellor rather ostentatiously opened the built-in wardrobes, as if he wanted us to see the women’s frocks that were hanging in there.

They looked quite large, but I don’t think they belong to Gordon. I assume they belong to his girlfriend [Sarah Macaulay, who he later married].

I presume he was keen for us to know that he has one — and that she’s not a ‘beard’. I don’t think he does anything without calculation.”



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Now the SNP know how UKIP voters feel all the time.


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