August 2nd, 2012

Mirror Hit Back As Bailey Bails


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    The Mirror is not fit for toilet paper!

  2. 2
    "Toilets" Maguire says:

    Bloody marvellous.

    Where’s “Tory Boy” disappeared to?”

  3. 3
    The Piss Soaked Tramp known as TAT says:

    Hello boys.

    Just been released on probation and it’s back to my blog.

  4. 4
    One-term Dave says:

    I would just like to let you all know that since midnight last night, I’ve given £33,722,973.73
    to the EU.

    Toodle pip!

  5. 5
    Rip Van Winkle says:


  6. 6
    Ewaname says:

    Hiya , sweetheart !!!

    If U EVER calls me a “kiddy-fiddler” again , Ewa’s gonna clamp her mole grips round ur tiny willy an hold her lighter under those shrivelled little prunes u calls ur nuts , babes x .

    E x .

  7. 7
    Andrew Pierce says:

    I’m currently on this website plagiarising more of Guido’s fine work.

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    No thanks. I’ll take my clicks elsewhere.

  9. 9
    HoC Comfort(Unisex)Room Janitor spokesperson says:

    Why, Is your rent boy having a day off then ???

  10. 10
    Yawn says:

    Whereas your blog is.

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Any news about our Olympic missiles coming close to being fired yesterday?

  12. 12
    Make it up as you go along says:

    Penny Red really is full of shit

    Her essay appears to suggest it woz the commies that opened the underground stations for the people

    I cannot find one reference of any riots taking place in London on 19th of September 1940

  13. 13
    Desperately worried True Blue says:

    Hallo (Less Than) One-term Dave

    But your largess with OUR money won’t be for much longer, as you have already

    admitted, in your closet, so best to jump now, rather than wait until the men in

    suits (the 1922 committee) come knocking on your door………..

  14. 14
    DZ says:

    19/20 September 1940: The London Underground on this day 70 years ago
    Thirteenth day/night of the London Blitz.

    No mention of riots

  15. 15
    Rat's arse says:

    To Yawn……………..Y.A.W.N. !! Silly b*gger!

  16. 16
    Ed Miliband (Resplendant with Bradley Wiggins sideburns) says:

    I just to wish Anthony Agogo the very best of luck as he boxes for Team GB.

  17. 17
    Rat's arse says:

    I’ve noticed the Daily Mail does a lot of ‘borrowing’ from Guido’s site too.

  18. 18
    annette curton says:

    I fired an arrow in the air, she came to earth in Barclay Square.

  19. 19
    In venal veritas says:

    What happened to the Diane Abbott tweet?

  20. 20
    annette curton says:

    Ant, aggo, go!

  21. 21
    The Tit in No 10 says:

    I say you jolly chaps! I really want to do something desperately “Gung-Ho” at the O£ympics!!

    Any ideas?

    Mustn’t be too dangerous or messy though! – and must maintain the Dignity of an Eton chap!


  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Fatbutt has been barred for being a waysist.
    That woman gives ordinary effnics a bad name.

  23. 23

    See the euro is doing its bi-weekly coming apart again.

    Who’s turn is it this weeks to stuff 30 billion euros into the holes?
    Is it Finland’s round? We got a round in not long ago. Latvia? Is it your turn to go up to the bar and pay the tab?

  24. 24
    Rat's arse says:

    +100 RVW.

  25. 25
    Steve Miliband says:

    What’s all this lefty #curseofcameron? Pathetic. There is only only one person with a proven curse and he was last seen in, well, he hasn’t been seen, but is MP for Kirkcaldy

  26. 26
    Will Straw says:

    deal drugs?

  27. 27
    Piss-pot says:

    No Will Straw, that’s your job. Remind me Will, how many medals did your Grandfather win in the war?

  28. 28
    Steve Miliband says:

    Finland borrowed it from Latvia, who borrowed it from Austria, who borrowed it from Lithuania, who borrowed it from Luxembourg, who borrowed it from The Netherlands, who borrowed it from Hungary, who borrowed it from Norway, who borrowed it from Italy, who borrowed it from Finland.

  29. 29
    Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

    That should be, “whose turn…” Don’t they teach people how to write English anymore?

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