Fox’s Penance
One of the more curious reshuffle rumours that Guido has heard is the idea that Liam Fox coud be brought back as Tory party chairman. As luck would have it he bumped into the good Doctor last night in one of Westminster’s quieter watering holes. Mr Werritty was charming too.
Sporting a pocket sized Union flag, Fox was clearly enjoying the Games and was very on message about their organisation, but he declared that he would not be coming back to frontline politics for “at least 18 months”. He’s apparently recharging his batteries and would turn down any job offered. That’s that then Dave. It’s fair to say he’s up to something though…
If Fox and Laws and brought back into government then coalition just as bad as Labour for rewarding dodgy people.
Indeed. It’s not as if the Tories and Lib Dems have no principles like Labour, is it? We shall see. But then what harm has Labour having no principles done them? Labour voters don’t expect their MPs to have any principles. But they do expect businesses to have them. Odd that.
Tailgunner!
It is a long standing problem in the Conservative Party. You are faced with a choice of homosexuality or women like Theresa May and Anne Milton. Personally I would choose exile.
Is Werrity working undercover?
??? Why such a corrupt slime when integrity is what voters are looking for?
WTF is he still socialising in public with Werritty for? Unless it’s official and he’s come out.
There must be an abnormally large % of ass bandits in Westminster. I blame public school.
save the bankers!
fagging, libor-fixing, cocked-fours – gold medal class!
Why is the government doing nothing to protect the jobs of those of my constituents who work in the defence industry by getting contracts in the Middle East, etc?
It may be down to a shortage of women due to Boris.
Speaking of arse banditry, I have so much in common with Bradley Wiggins, we poth peddle drugs.
Oops, I meant to say I sold class A drugs at Eton whilst Brad pedals and is on drugs. Toodle pip!
Do you have any evidence that Mr Wiggins takes drugs or do you just resent other people’s hard-earned success?
We must not produce winners, and if by happen-stance we get a winner we must ridicule them so that others do not get ideas.
I doubt he takes drugs. He’s just good at what he does.
Wiggins gave up beer. which is an astonishing sacrifice for an englishman, and even more astonisghing if you are australian.
Have they been to prison yet? if not, then they have not been rehabilitated.
Meanwhile bring back hunting
It should be an Olympic sport. Bloody PC gone mad. When all that time was being spent ignoring what was going on in the banks what was the Labour party’s biggest priority?
I don’t have any daft notions against killing vermin but to expand your point, Labour gave an equal priority to repealing the death penalty for treason and prohibiting the ownership of target pistols in the UK. Pistol shooting is an olympic sport, as I recall.
It was so that the law abiding middle classes cannot use fire arms to protect themselves against a collapse of law and order during the run-up to the revolution.
Wrecking Britain?
*tunes in the find out what that fapping noise is*
It’s too early for you. Back to sleeeeeep…
You’re not wrong! I’m just going to watch. Is that OK?
Did you play Long Distance?
Not yet, darlin. I wanna have all my faculties intact before doin anything nice to them. Thought your computers was broke?
Saw Zappa live in 88. Thank you god.
Reread all. I did this morning… *nice*
I, too, enjoyed it very much. Thank you. Now I’m going to sit here quietly for a while and stare into space.
I’m going to do some real work. Laters x
*thinks nice innie*
Mmmm- don’t get me started : P
*thinks* He probably gettin ready to knock out another one.
I wet the bed
I shit the bed
I sold the bed!
I bought the bed as part of a PFI scheme
Clean sheets at £5m a shot. Yes, I did say ‘shot’…
Bed? What’s a bed? We were so poor that we slept three to the coat hanger.
This is a cheeky Olympic picture http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/08/cheeky.html I think even Guido and Neo Guido would like it
I’m going to some of the beach volleyball tomorrow so fingers crossed for some of that – on the hole though I’ve been a bit dissapointed as the girls I’ve seen so far on beach volleyball have been a bit athletic with chest flattening outfits – was hoping for a bit more cleavage and bouncing breasts
u missed the ladies gymnastics then?
“…on the hole…”??
Freudian slip
on the hole…surely a Freudian G-string
I thought as much: should be an ‘i’ at the beginning, not an ‘o’…
It’s strange women go all shocked when you say you like watching womens beach volley ball, all those fit young ladies, lots of bouncing vigour, so why do women go to watch the mens beach volley ball or classy females watch male ballet dancers?
Is there a walnut crushing event?.
Cycling.
I’m pretty sure Wiggins and Froome etc. have figured out how to sit on a bike properly by now.
Have you seen the way they walk?
You don’t get many of those to the pound, sir.
1.) Why good doctor?
2.) If he denies it, then it must be true.
That is all.
I am still awaiting a few explanations from this person after his last run in with public service.
I believe we have all lost money.
“Fox was clearly enjoying the games” Yes but not the sort of games you could put on the telly
Mornin mate. Been down yer bronze mines, yet?
Don’t forget you cannot use the word with a captial letter without risking immediate arrest and imprisonment with a superinjuction.
And you are ?
Your old mucker on the other end of the spitroast (who is a bit pissed off with things at the moment.)
Mornin mate , you can’t be to carefull on here
Too many impersonators
I know. But they ain’t the only problem, know what I mean?
(Im fucking angry at the moment but may cool down in a week or two.)
He is the reincarnation after Schrödinger’s thought-experiment went horribly wrong.
Schama??
What a fucking joke!!!
And he talks like a bender…
With a moniker like that. You have to ask.
Looking for a town hall so I can paint it as a wedding cake…
“bronze mines” they sound as fanciful as soup wells, but at least i’ve seen them on the telly.
Soup curtains are really surreal…
Was Werritty handing out business cards?
I have yet to see anyone trying to auction off any of these business cards on Ebay.
I am very suspicious.
Two hot dogs, love, and a pint of Guinness.
I can confirm that today I will have a meeting with Vladimir Putin and will take receipt of the cheque for Guido Fawkes.
Mr Putin regrets that this was not posted earlier,and to further the good relations between our countries,Guido will waive any claim to interest.
Good Morning.
He needs advise on how to rig an election
Putin for Chancellor
That’s a bit hard on the Germans.
+1 We could do with less corruption in UK politics
The only Tory I really have time for is Dan Han, most of the Tory front bench are soppy wet liberals.
That’s why they are on the front bench
And that’s why I have never voted Tory (except for BoJo).
Guido just happened to meet Fox and Werritty in a Westminster watering hole just by accident, I think I have heard that one before. Who bought the drinkies then?
I’ll guess: we did.
co-incidence?
I thought Boris said that we should all be working from home?
So Mr Guido does not want any interest.
Is he a muslim I wonder.
He is a good Roman Catholic boy, granted total absolution by the pope
The reward for all those favours for the Bishop?
I am right behind you.
He’s taken the sledge.
In an attempt to become more voter friendly,I shall be cultivating as pair of Bradley Wiggins sideburns.
I just can’t wait for George Osborne to do the same.
You’ll have a much harder job getting the working class accent right though.
I guess that is the benefit of an Eton education; cockney lessons every Thursday.
ere- wos wrong wif mockney jafaican anyway?
…so will I, then.
Shit creek up paddle without a. No fuck. Forked tongues intelligence Israel. Wives English Assad. Printing Presses running. Little people stay little. Palaces stay big People in.
Wiggins Brad my Hampton Court 10 o’clock.
You forgot to say “Kimosabe”, which apparently means “horse’s arse”, as the Lone Ranger found out when he was 73.
‘Its fair to say he’s up to something though’.
Its fair to say that any benefit to the public from whatever it transpires he’s up to, will be purely coincidental.
right!
party before principle
self before party
an eternal Verity?
I’m recharging my batteries, dear, but certainly wouldn’t turn down any job offered.
Could you work under me?
That depends on your inside leg measurement, dear.
Should have measured it a bit earlier, love. LOL
Did you borrow that moniker, dear? It seems awfully clever for one so challenged.
It’s Kitten on the keys.
Its called adaptation, dear. Now get your kit off and I will paint you as a bunch of bananas.
http://livelearnloveleave.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/Salvador-Dali-Chastity.jpeg
I own you, Asti!
Get a mains-powered vibrator, Elsie, and forget all this NiMh nonsense.
А Sybіаn?
І hеаrd оn thе grаpеvіnе thаt yоu hаd twо іn yоur gаrdеn shеd thаt thе mіssus hаd nеvеr еvеn sееn…
I tried a Sybian once, but it knocked all my teeth out
On sky now A guy from the ECB trying to be serious with a Guy Fawkes mask smiling over his shoulder LoL classic !
Mervyn Kink is wearing a Guy Fawkes mask?!
Why not give him Hunt’s job? My god, these people make you sick don’t they Mr Laws?
See # 2
Noted.
Sounds a bit like Guidos previous reshuffle tip from 12 months ago , predicting the imminent return of “David Laws”
Guido likes to think he has his finger on the pulse, nothing could be further from the truth.
I am sure you have your finger on the pulse. You know that big blood vessel that runs up the length of your cock
He’s right though.
The punter in FISHER INVESTMENTS UK advert (on Guido at the end of the comments ) has quite clearly lost his shirt
is he praying for something?
I think we should be informed
Fox was the fellow who decided to sack thousands of soldiers instead of sacking thousands of desk jockeys at the MoD (or a few of our useless generals).
No, that was Hammond.
Either way, the desk jockeys are being protected and the country’s military capability
gutted.
“You have heartlessly shattered our dreams,” said Yu. “It’s that simple, not complicated at all. But this is unforgiveable.”
oh dear what a shame never mind heh?
Byeeeee!
Sports stars think their dreams are SOOOO important. Certainly much more important than anyone else’s.
No reshuffle…Full stop. Stop speculating, will NOT happen.
Any reshuffle of any kind is a mine field for Cockeron, so in typical cowardly fashion, he will sit on his hands, with his index finger up his hole
Really looking forward to Putin frightening the Be Jesus out of him today
Fox is on manoeuvers. In 18 months’ time he reckons they’ll be a new Conservative leader. There’s a donors’ strike on an members are leaving in droves. Why taint himself with the current failing regime?
Why no njust give up politics altogether? He has nothing to offer the British public except his own ego and a dodgy set of morals.
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