Last week Guido proved that Labour’s Polly Toynbee was 5100% wrong in her Guardian column, and it seems he was not the only to notice. Taking to the Guardian’s own website DCLG Minister Bob Neil has accused Toynbee of “living on cloud cuckoo land”. The exact location of which is believed to be the Tuscan/Umbrian border.
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
Rod the pool boy is keeping me occupied
How come no images of her Villa exist on the www?
“Socialists are much nicer people” Polly
Mao Tse Tung Shining Path Socialists Worker Party Palestinian Solidarity Org
Josef Stalin Pol Pot Beria Trotsky Chavez Real IRA Mengistu Haile
Robespierre Stasi Lenin Lenin Boys Tito Savimbi Kim Il Song Mugabe
and don’t get me started about the mass murderers who placed our forces into Iraq
Oy vey! You’ve got to murder a Brit sergeant or two!
Oy vey! Will no one think of the poor Rachman buy-to-let landlords and dual citizen banksters?! Another £375,000,000,000 required now!
Don’t worry, Merv. We’ve got your back covered. Nuke Damascus and Teheran now!
I will happy press the button when I am Mr Leader
The Daily Mail: Said on Tuesday April 10 2007
“Iranian hostages
COLUMNIST Stephen Glover is wrong in claiming that the freeing by Iran of our 15 sailors ‘has been a humiliation for Britain (Mail).
It is not a humiliation for the public, but it ‘is’ for Tony Blair and Margaret Beckett in their conduct throughout this debacle – trying to rally support for themselves.
The humiliation lies fairly and squarely upon the shoulders of the Prime Minister and his Cabinet.”
45 & 48
You are both sinister creeps. Or the same Breivik poster. F’ck off to Tehran.
top shilling, mr hasbara/idf-blogger/friend of izzy …
ps ABB was a patsy/stooge for your anti- ‘Norway boycotts apartheid Israel’ terror mob. so don’t come the nutcase ‘right-winger’ schtick, prick.
Melanie Phillips and Polly Toynbee are sini’sister’ creeps – who both need to be seen by psychiatrists.
Polly’s latest article was funny – she described the England we used to have as being “hideously monocultural” – and she was duly destroyed below the line. Normally a good 80-90% of people who read her article do so just to have the enjoyment of tearing it apart below the line but this time it was more like 95%.
Fucky you, Pollytwaddle and your hypocritical rag.
More above the line trolling from Polly.
I swear she doesn’t really believe half of the crap she spouts. It’s just click bait.
So she hates monocultural England, well fuck off to Africa or Saudi Arabia then you ugly fat rancid bag.
God I hate rich people carrying on about how much they care for the “poor”.
And “celebrating diversity”. Which they take good care to live well away from.
is that you personal tuscan estate
or the mess room in tuscany used by all the arrivistes of the fourth estate
Is ‘Rod’ a euphemism for one of those long handled, large calibre poles with an attachment on the end for picking up leaves?
Nah, thats the Rampant Rabbit three in one, you’re thinking of.
Can’t be – he’s my plumber……unless he’s recently decamped to Italy taking his tool(s) with him.
Irma Bunt?? from the early Bond film is spectacularly goodlooking alongside PollyTwat!!
She is ucking fugly!
Irma Bunt??
Mixed with more than a hint of Rosa Klebb:
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0502322/
Similar looks and most definitely similar politics and morals.
Her as well, but neither is as Ucking Fugly as Poly Twat!!
I keep on suggesting taking a baseball bat to her (not the nether regions) but it looks as if someone already has. If ever there was a candidiadate for Niqab and Burka- It’s Polly.
Far be in from me to defend the Toynbee, the Fabian do-gooder, but if you read the letter drafted for him by one of Neil’s underlings it is hard to see the inaccuracy and the downright deceitfulness of it.
Should have gone to Specsavers then CSC
Should have gone to Specsavers then CSC
Tuscany is the cradle of the champagne socialist movement in England, you Tory bastards
Facts are sacred
“Facts are sacred”
That’s PART of the quote from CP Scott attributed to him May 5th 1921 – before the Guardian was taken over by Zioloons. It was the Manchester Evening Guardian and the full quote was
“Comment is free, but facts are sacred”.
His prophetic words – have been ambushed and abused by those now controlling the Gruniad.
Cloud Cuckoo Avenue, Loopy loop County, Lala land.
Why keep giving this hypocritical PC leftie idiot the oxygen of publicity? Just totally ignore the stupid cow.
I’ve been saying that for 120 years now but the BBC cannot believe she is older than me….
More proof that Potty Toynbee is a champagne Socialist who knee-jerks to produce anti-Conservative rants … never let the facts deter you Potty!
Along with Yasmin Alibai Brown she makes me want to throw things at the TV.
Me too….vomit.
Wasn’t she a neighbour of Gordon Brown in leafy Berkshire with the RG45 7EG postcode?
Glad I Google Mapped that postcode, genghiz!
Fucking priceless!!!!!!!!
+1,000,000
I don’t get it (I’m a Canadian).
It’s the zip code to a mental hospital for the criminally insane.
If only it were true.
At last! Maybe that chav face has been caught out and her more than daft, rich, employers have realised she is actually not worth the paper she is printed on.
Well of course she’s going to attack any move to dismantle the great socialist centralised state from which pollytwaddle has made her £millions and bought her tuscany palace.
What is so telling is that being unable to argue on the basis of facts, of which there are none, she has resorted to creating lies and scaremongering – a very old marxist/communist ploy.
She’s a paid version of an internet “troll” who pumps out nasty rants to generate “clicks per page” for The Guardian.
The more the newspaper loses money, the louder she needs to shout.
Spot on
Funny thing is the same appears to be happening over at the Dail Fail – with Melanoma flip-lips.
I think she should keep her job, who would we laugh at if she were sacked?
We have to line-up a successor soon – old Polly’s .. well.. old.
Mind you, even if we did line-up a successor to Polly, what’s going to happen when the Gruadian goes bust?
A humourless future awaits (although we can all still laugh at Miliband, just not as frequently).
Owen Jones?.
Let’s not forget Penny Dreadful.
Perhaps she and Owen could do a double act…
A successor to Polly? How about Mehdi Has**?
Or perhaps just another Zioloon ‘indoctrinated Parrot’. Polly/Parrot Dohhhh!!!!
Toynbee needs to remember that council tax is a double tax ie. tax paid by taxed income
A £1000 council tax bill will take approximately one months wages from someone on £15000 a year
Factor in VAT, fuel tax, insurance tax blah blah and I guess most people are on a real tax rate of more than 50%
When you’re on 6-7 figures I suppose you don’t really care what council tax rates are.
Also I would imagine council tax is Tuscany is a pittance. I own a place in Spain and the council tax is under ¢100 a year (and this includes bins emptied every day not every 2 weeks like in UK), whereas a band A in the are where I live is £1000 per annum.
You DO if you’ve got around ten properties !
“The exact location of which is believed to be the Tuscan/Umbrian border.”
Just around the corner from Chateau Fawkes then ! LoL
You can’t choose your neighbors , Polly
Hi! Frankie!!!!
Got yer hats on? LOL!!
Mornin mate ! I like to get my “helmet” out LoL
Is it polished as well as mine is?
LOLOLOL
All the comments above have a tinge of Mooseonic speak from brother to brother – could they be havin a larf at ole joe public? Who knows?
Toynbee is the mother of all non-jobistas. A master seamstress of the emperor’s new clothes.
She is the living proof that nothing more than bullshit and blather can indeed get you far in the UK’s inverted society.
You have to feel sorry for pollytwaddle she has never achieved anything worthwhile in the whole of her spoilt pampered life.
She is simply a vehicle for spouting socialist propaganda that most of us never believe anyway.
A simple machine for turning Prosecco into piss
That should be her Wiki entry.
I believe in it.
Or carpaccio into crap.
I am always right!
I am never wrong!
Believe me! – I command you to believe me! – believe in me! I do not write TWADDLE!! I write for the common people that they may see good sense and justice in the fairness of my advice and gain enlightenment from one of the Great Socialist Intellectuals of all time!
AlJaBeeba and all the other people that are just and fair towards single muvvas, weirdos and oddballs agree with me. Especially as I was educated, like Hat, at the best and most expensive places.
Gordon would have understood. He always understood! He hung upon my words, and searched the depths of my thoughts with his innermost being! He probed, – always gently but firmly into places that I never knew exsited! Oh! Oh! – the pains are coming! The tightness! – the funny feelings! Ohhhhhh! Leave me be – let this hush over me in waves of verisimilitudinoustatusPolytwadlicus!
Ohhhhhhhh!
Don’t be so unkind Guido. The pollygentsia is far too busy propping up the Italian tourist economy at this time of year. They don’t have time to check their facts.
. . . they have time to check their money though
I can only describe Guido’s blog as “hogwash”
Is that the Bible truth?
Love to see Paxo – state that publicly on the BBC Marxist Vehicle….
I am a social liberal.
My views are beyond question.
We’ve had a lot of protests about this Polli woman, quite frankly, with local residents saying that she is rude and is reluctant to pay her bills. Oddly, she writes Cuckooese fluently but, when dealing with our people she prefers to shout in peculiar, accented English. We are proud of our tradition of hospitality and many people dream of living here in Cloud Cuckoo Land, but some of the riff-raff whom she invites to stay are not quite the full nine yards, if you know what I mean, and our public cleansing service is running out of recycling capacity for champagne bottles. They’re going to need a bigger tip – as, by the way, our local waiters do, where Polli dines.
Does Polly live near to Mira Bar Hillel on Wimbledon common?
One does wonder with all these Grauniad journalists contradicting each other if the rag isn’t actually edited by Vince Cable?
errrrrr
“Labour’s Polly Toynbee”
Does this mean we are correct to refer to Boris’s invite to Scumbag as:-
“Tories Rupert Mongdick”
I made that post up myself!!!!
Is the fasting getting to ya.
eeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrr…..errrrrr……farp
that told ya!
DCLG Minister Bob Neil ….WHO !!!!!!!
errrrrrrrr
Moussa Koussa ….. WHO !!!!!!!!!!!
I am the Ghost of Grodonovich Brownstainovich! And I wish Polly all the best in her work!
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I’ve booked my hols in Larderello this year. Save some pies for me, Polly.
Lard erello – can’t think why you would want to go there.
it’s something to do with PORK, PORKERS, or PORK S_words ?? – geddit??!!!!
Guido – Polly quoted this report yesterday from the High Pay Commission. It states that
“However, as we show in this latest report prepared for the High Pay Commission by Incomes Data Services, there is rarely a link between directors’ incentives and the way a company performs. In the past 10 years, the average annual bonus for FTSE 350 directors went up by 187 per cent and the average year-end share price declined by 71 per cent.”
There is no way that the FTSE fell by 71% over the last 10 years. It would now be only about a third of where it was in 2001 if this was true.
I have looked at the report and it seems as though one of the authors of the report calculated that the FTSE 350 dropped by over 80% from end of 2000 to end of 2001.
See table 4.1 here.
http://highpaycommission.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/HPC-DPperformance.pdf
THIS IS A MASSIVE ERROR as the FTSE 350 actually rose by over 5% in that period.
THIS MEANS THAT THE ENTIRE REPORT BY THE HPC IS BOLLOCKS AS ITS MAIN CONCLUSION IS THAT PAY WENT UP WHILE PERFORMANCE WENT DOWN. BUT THIS IS ONLY TRUE BECAUSE THEY HAVE A MAJOR NUMERICAL ERROR!!
AND THIS IS WHAT POLLY BASES HER RANTINGS ON.
Tim Worstall was the first to pick up on this yesterday.
The problem with all FTSE indices is that businesses enter and leave it depending on their performance. Thus poorly performing ones are always replaced. Hence, FTSE indices overstate the performance of the Stock Exchange in general.
I don’t know what the fuss is about. i am wealthy, thank you very much, so none of your froth matters does it?
Carry on. I am left-leaning towards being oblivious to it all.
Fat Polly simply lives in denial just like the rag she works for. It loses tens of millions a year and only survives by sucking the profits out of other parts of the group, yet this carries on.
Only a mong would put up with it.
i think polly is brilliant, she is like the cheerleader in the local pub full of opinions (all wrong) and meanwhile the pub in which she is employed is going to ruin.
She will leave when the guardian is due to go bust in about 10 years time.
of “living on cloud cuckoo land”.
Is that where the fabled Socialist Money Tree grows?
Oh to be in that veritable Shangri La, that utopian Nirvana, where everything is free, no-one has to work, you pick your cash and spend as you will.
Deep sigh, hey ho, work it is then, can’t waste time idling around a Tuscan pool, afterall i didn’t inherit a bundle, so can’t afford Fabian principle’s.
Check out…
Well that was absolutely brilliant. Should be essential watching for all Guardian readers but I doubt they could take such an honest critique directly. However I do hope you’re in disguise cos if not expect a call from HM Political Correctness Police which these days appears to be your local friendly lefty indoctrinated Bobby.
Marvellous!
Good man !
Who the F was that deluded gobshite. His perceptions, views and opinions are warped – does he speak for mussad – it appears so. The man does not get it.
The gruniad is ‘seen to be ‘anti -s’ like the beeb – ‘cos ‘the behind the scenes string-pullers’ love to have dirt thrown at themselves – the inverted logic is to ultimately sway the general public view in their direction … the sympathy vote. Jesu H christopher its been their biggest trick for decades.
Polly Toynbee, Yasmin Alibi Brown, “Dame” Helena Kennedy, Shami Chakra-wotshername…….if ever there was a case for mysogeny
Add Harridan |Harperson and all the other manhating feminazi bitches and you should have enough scumbags to hand over to the Taliban for target practice. ( see Anglobitch.com)