August 1st, 2012

Guardian Live Blogger Calls Readers “Cretins

There have been celebrations all round today as Bradley Wiggins won gold in the cycling, but there was one man at Guardian HQ without a smile on his face. Barry Glendenning was in charge of the Wiggins live blog when the internet went down at Hampton Court, provoking a shower of complaints. To say that Glendenning failed to handle the situation in a calm and collected manner would be an understatement:

Now that’s customer service…


62 Comments

  1. 1
  2. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Call the police! He hurt my feelings via Twitter!

  3. 4
    Sizzla says:

    The Guardian are losers.

    They should get Bradley Wiggins as their editor.

    • 6
      nellnewman says:

      Bradley Wiggins deserves better reward than that for his fantastic performance.

      As for the guardian calling it’s readers cretins – no surprise there well who on earth reads the guardian drivel ,other than brown and militwit, anyway. -

      • 36
        Anonymous says:

        And those looking for jobs with a description including overpaid,underworked, excessive hols entitlement,opportunities for plenty of sick leave, paid from public purse & so on.

  4. 7
    nellnewman says:

    Bradley Wiggins deserves better reward than that for his fantastic performance.

    As for the graudian calling it’s readers cretins – no surprise there well who on earth reads the graudian drivel ,other than brown and militwit, anyway?

    • 34
      Phil says:

      Terrific echo here Nell. You left out the Labour Party’s political wing the BBC but anyone else taking any notice of that rag could probably be counted on one hand.

  5. 8
    Polly Toynbee says:

    This calls for a Politburo led inquiry guys.

  6. 9
    Tobe says:

    You’re obviously not familiar with Glendenning’s caustic style if this is a surprise to you. Can’t see anything wrong with it myself.

  7. 10
    Aunty Matter says:

    Did Polly sit on the router?

  8. 11
    piers gorman says:

    yes sorry gweed but who exactly is this alter ego of yoursel you call media gweedo

    is he she it perchance your illegitimate issue for whom you wish to secure a sinecure after you are gone ???

    i think we should be told .

    if on the other hand he is a perverted figment of your rabid imagination then please terminate him immediately and place all copy in the main guy fawkes cubby hole as your readers are just too lazy to be arsed to exert their digits to another click to access the meeja version of g weeeeedo .

    thank you

  9. 12
    NeverRed says:

    If someone twittered that a copy of the Guardian should be rammed down his throat would that be deemed a threat? After all, that would only be making him eat ‘his’ words!

  10. 13
    Frank Sommers,Attorney says:

    Perhaps I could be of assistance ?

  11. 14
    piers gorman says:

    i m stupefied you
    even have
    to entertain the issue moddy

    we are only talking about fictional characters

    or are we ???

  12. 15
    piers gorman says:

    obviously not !!!

  13. 16
    Andrew Efiong says:

    They’re losing their temper as quickly as they lose money!

  14. 17

    Barry Glendenning

    There is a name that will go far. The further the better.

  15. 18
    Anonymous says:

    Hardly post-worthy, stuff like this is fairly standard from Glendenning.

    Silly season?

  16. 19
    PP says:

    Wikipedia

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cretinism

    Cretinism is a condition of severely stunted physical and mental growth due to untreated congenital deficiency of thyroid hormones (congenital hypothyroidism) usually due to maternal hypothyroidism.

  17. 20
    JJ says:

    That’s standard Glendenning.

    His confrontational attitude towards readers is kind of his thing.

  18. 21
    sirbarker says:

    Not only this, but this idiot highlights another problem with GMG. He says its ‘free’ – its not ‘free’, its ad-supported. Prick.

  19. 22
    Lizzie says:

    Less than polite perhaps, but, given that he was addressing Guardian readers, can anyone honestly say he was wrong in his description of them?

  20. 23

    Wow.

    Delivery and clarity superb.

    Content tightly focused and exceptionally well argued.

    He even uses their own arguments to undermine them. He must get a lot of hate mail, I imagine.

    • 27
      Old Tory Bigot says:

      Hmmm. Deleted by the censors.

      Such a beacon of free speach is Guido’s farm.

  21. 24
    cheerUp(); says:

    Makes a change for him to be sober judging by some of the grauniad’s football podcasts , or then again was he ?

  22. 26
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    In my experience socialists at this level, are not in favour of national borders, so any celebration of British success is ungoodplus.

  23. 28
    A Cretin says:

    I read the Guradian for its courageous and unbiased reporting of corruption in Labour controlled Waltham Forest.

    • 55
      NE Frontiersman says:

      Then you’d like today’s WF Guardian story about the Leyton stall holders.

  24. 29

    He hit the nail on the head Guardian readers are cretins.

  25. 30
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Anyone remember this Tweet, also sent during a period of silence by a cretin?
    http://order-order.com/2011/11/11/abbotts-poll-priorities/

  26. 32
    Polly's red panties says:

    Before you slate Glendinning, be aware that as a Sunderland supporter there is nothing you can say or do that will take away the pain and shame of supporting Sunderland.

  27. 33
    Nonjob says:

    When all the tin-pot councils across the nation can no longer afford to spend silly amounts of money advertising their non-jobs in the Guardian, their main revenue stream will dry-up.

    Then, this santimonious and entirely worthless rag will disappear forever.

    Amen.

    • 39
      Anonymous says:

      They can always increase the council tax to raise the necessary & essential money needed to continue with the non-job ads.

    • 59
      NE Frontiersman says:

      Have you ever tried to post a comment about local government corruption on the Guardian ‘Comment is Free’? Harry Potter couldn’t make them disappear faster.

  28. 37
    JH says:

    There is only one thing socialists hate more than themselves, and that is their followers.

  29. 38
    50 Calibre says:

    • 41
      I type with my toes says:

      All I said before and more.

    • 45
      I type with my toes says:

      [Not] Wow.

      Delivery and clarity [not] superb.

      Content [not] tightly focused and [not] exceptionally well argued.

      He even uses their own arguments [not] to undermine them. He must [not] get a lot of hate mail, I imagine.

      *please ignore all words in square brackets which have been placed there to appear to tow the editorial line.

    • 52
      peech imspediment says:

      Used to like this bloke. What about the mass protests by ordinary Israelis against their government? What about the terrible treatment of African immigrants ( mainly Somali’s ) by ordinary Israelis? Agree with comments concerning the Guardian, though. Liberals – Nasty people who can’t fight.

  30. 40
    BC says:

    Leave him alone, they are cretins!

  31. 43
    I type with my toes says:

    [Not] Wow.

    Delivery and clarity [not] superb.

    Content [not] tightly focused and [not] exceptionally well argued.

    He even uses their own arguments [not] to undermine them. He must [not] get a lot of hate mail, I imagine.

    *please ignore all words in square brackets which have been placed there to appear to tow the editorial line. Thank you.

  32. 46
    Johan says:

    I feel much the same way about those clamouring for more free stuff from the state. Me and Barry, fellow travellers, who knew?

  33. 48
    Does it matter says:

    Youse are all bonkers.
    Never read the comments section on the Guido site before.
    Never will again.
    Nasty feckers, shame on you

  34. 51
    Scary Biscuits says:

    Not that the old Guido would ever have said anything like that, oh no. Being abused was part of the fun of coming here.

  35. 53
    fitzfitz says:

    Dial 999 for Mummy …

  36. 58
    Fouler says:

    This Glendenning character is a twat who knows nothing about cycling. Why the Grauniad should let him loose on a live cycling blog is a complete mystery. He was also doing the Tour de France live blog. One one crucial mountain stage, with Wiggo at risk of losing the yellow jersey, he decided to stop his coverage and “go off for a well earned cup of tea”. When he returned he was unable to identify the col the riders were on. What sort of tea does this tosser drink and what proof is it? Typical Grauniad lightweight.

  37. 61
    ed martin says:

    Mr Glendenning may well be right – and since he is not in the first flush of youth – when did he find out the sad truth about the business that rewards him so handsomely?

    Its another case of – find yourself a proper job!


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