July 31st, 2012

Johann Hari Mark II


  1. 1
    Johann Hari says:

    A US hack has been caught making up quotes from legendary singer Bob Dylan.

  2. 2
    Aaron says:

    Do I need to change my RSS feeds to stop getting posts like this as well as the one it links to?

  3. 3
    Tom Fatson says:

    Hack ?? Hacker ?!!! Arrest him !

  4. 4
    Kebab Time says:

  5. 5
    Aunty Matter says:

    The ‘meeja’ keep repeating that the chinky bint swam faster than the US bloke who won his race. Well she clearly didn’t, her time was 25 seconds off of his.

    But what concerns me is the BBC in particular keep repeating this lie and now people are believing it, when you point out the times they say “that can’t be right the BBC said she swam faster”

    What is worrying is the media spout a lie and people pick it up as facts be it on Twitter, blogs or elsewhere.

    Very worrying for more serious stories that people believe the BBC without question.

  6. 6
    The BBC says:

    Polar Bears will be extinct by next Wednesday

  7. 7
    Plato says:

    25 seconds difference on a 200m race ???

  8. 8
    Rip Van Winkle says:


  9. 9
    Erm...it's not quite like that says:

    “Ye Shiwen took seconds off her personal best to break the world record and win a gold medal in the 400m medley on Saturday, swimming faster in the last 50m than the winner of the men’s event.”


  10. 10
    Rumpelstiltskin says:

    Who is this media Guido and what makes his eyes so shifty?

  11. 11
    Neil Liszt says:

    Reality is somewhat overrated, though.

  12. 12
    Guy Adams says:

    The answer my friend is blowing in the wind.

  13. 13
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    + 1

  14. 14
    Nick Griffin MEP says:

    Along with the indigenous peoples of the British Isles.

  15. 15
    Rio Ferdinand says:

    Hurry along now please get your choc ices and coconuts before I sell out.

  16. 16
    All piss & wind says:

    But I have reused my shopping bags and you programmed my kids to beleive this would save them!

  17. 17
    Webwrights says:

    Ain’t it just like the night to play tricks when you’re tryin’ to be so quiet?
    We sit here stranded, though we’re all doin’ our best to deny it
    And Louise holds a handful of rain, temptin’ you to defy it
    Lights flicker from the opposite loft
    In this room the heat pipes just cough
    The country music station plays soft
    But there’s nothing, really nothing to turn off
    Just Louise and her lover so entwined
    And these visions of Johann, ah, that conquer my mind

  18. 18
    albacore says:

    Erm, ain’t we all supposed to be equal now
    With anti-racism the great sacred cow?
    It’s the melting-pot we’ve got to celebrate
    Not superiority in any state
    So how come every P C hypocrite
    Ain’t seeing these games and having a fit?

  19. 19
    Old Grumpy says:

    So what? It happens EVERY day in the Press……… Bob Dylan spent most of his younger day off his face, so who’s to say he didn’t actually say these things?…….. He can’t remember!

  20. 20
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Funny. Plagiarism seems to be Guido’s current bugbear.

    Yesterday Guido had a thread called “Cheques and Balances”, a play on Audit Transparency speak “Checks and Balances”

    Financial Times on December 6th 2010 story entitled – “Cheques and Balances”

    The Economist May 2010 story entitled – “Cheques and Balances”

    Episode of All Creatures Great and Small, BBC1 1988, entitled – “Cheques and Balances”

    Come on Guido, stop being a copy cat

  21. 21
    Plato says:

    So weak…

  22. 22
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Bizarre story on sky news A three year old girl has dialed 999 in the Leeds area
    her mother is not moving after a fall , she is called Eli the word Mount appears in her address her grandparents live in Bridlington and they think the mothers name is Stacey Hall

  23. 23
    Stew says:

    Bright 3 year-old or hoax caller?

  24. 24
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Hardly…. you cannot have it both ways

    Plagiarism is Plagiarism

  25. 25
    Moussa Koussa says:

    No thread about Dave The Jonah Camercock

    In the arena while Tom Daley failed to win a medal

    Cat got your tongue

  26. 26
    Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

    Only the indigenous English. Large scale non-white immigration to our neighbouring countries doesn’t exist.

  27. 27
    smoggie says:

    All Along the Witchhunt.

  28. 28
    Ashley Cole says:

    I’m offended! Call the police!

  29. 29
    smoggie says:

    They are long extinct. The germanic invaders known as the “English” haven’t been here long enough to be called indigenous – ask any Welshman.

  30. 30
    PC Police says:

    And we ‘av also programmed your kids to look at bum sex as the normal behaviour, – take it or give it! – that should end the white supremacy! All the other colours breed like rabbits!

  31. 31
    smoggie says:


    “Plagiarism is Plagiarism”.

    Now come on, Moussa Koussa, stop plagiarising you little sneak and while you’re at it, find yourself an original name instead of using that bloody raghead’s.

  32. 32
    Not following you says:

    I am not sure what the issue is here. Do these names connote something?

  33. 33
    Ed Miliband says:

    I wish to congratulate the British gymnasties for getting a brass medal.

  34. 34
    A lying cheating useless two-faced hypocritical pretentious pontificating fuckwit (no, not Gordo) says:

    I am the last hope this country has of escaping the clutches of the €USSR and Global Warming. You do trust me don’t you? – suckers!!


    Now – Giles, my dear old chum, – where’s the next Wind Farm going? And are there any new €USSR scams we join in?

  35. 35
    The Whale says:

    You seem to think people like him round here. He’s a socialist masquerading as something he isn’t. What else do you expect?

  36. 36
    Sub Mariner says:

    That’s when the supplementary power pack cut in was it?

  37. 37
    The Tit in No 10 - emoting and wiv stupid grin says:

    We must all be guided by Tony and follow his teachings. I certainly do.

  38. 38
    Roscoe Rules says:

    I’ve seen white blokes who are bl*cker then Rio Ferdinand the racist c*nt

  39. 39
    Moussa Koussa says:

    I use Moussa Koussa to draw attention to yet another Dave Failing

    Remember this:-

    “Moussa Koussa will not be offered immunity”, says Billy Boy Vague and David Cockermoron

    Guess who has been let out of the country without prosecution, and is living it up in a 7 star Qatar hotel ??????

    Does this constitute another U-Turn

  40. 40
    Roscoe Rules says:

    No she had had learnt the oriental art of being able to tuck her balls in thus reducing drag.

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    The answer is 42 says:

  42. 42
    Where there's muck says:

  43. 43
    Jimmy says:

    Apparently it wasn’t him babe.

  44. 44
    jimi hendrix says:

    he must have had the subterranean homesick blues

  45. 45
    john terrytowel says:


    you can t talk about rf like that !!!

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