July 31st, 2012

Hollande Gives Dave Olympic Kicking

Pint sized French President Francois Hollande has stuck the boot in on the Olympics. It’s good to see France is shedding it’s international reputation as a sore loser – London beat Paris to host these Games:

“The problem is that there are simply too many corporate seats. It will be up to French organisers to sort out this problem if a bid for a future games is to be successful. I am not here to announce a candidacy, but we will present an extremely strong bid: we don’t talk of money, we talk of gold. The British have rolled out a red carpet for French athletes to win medals. I thank them very much for that, but the competition is not over. We will put the French medals into the Europe pot, so that the British will be happy to be European.”

Are you going to take that, Dave?


170 Comments

  1. 1
  2. 2
    Only 12 days 12 hours 13 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    What’s the French word for “tosser”?

  3. 3
    Albert Hall says:

    Froggy tosspots don’t like it up ‘em. They haven’t forgiven us for Waterloo yet.

  4. 4
    Kebab Time says:

    I am offended!!!!

    Arrest him!!!!

  5. 5
    Mustapha Giro says:

    Le Tosseur

  6. 6
    carlosfandango says:

    French Jibberish!

  7. 7
    Ah! Monika says:

    I think he’s used Google translate for that quote.

  8. 8
    AC says:

    France is shedding it’s international reputation
    Greengrocer. Apostrophe. Sort it out.

  9. 9
    Dickie Tickeur says:

    The French team surrendered to our troops on arrival at the Olympic Village!

  10. 10
    Camilla Parker-Starney says:

    What a rude little man!

  11. 11
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    You can always depend on the French – they’re always there whenever they need you.

  12. 12
    HenryV says:

    “We will put the French medals into the Europe pot, so that the British will be happy to be European.” wtf?

    I do love how the French flip-flop between “stuff you all, France first” and “we are all one big European family”; nobody cares Mr Netherlands, sorry Mr Low Countries, sorry Hollande…….

    Does anybody really care about the Olympics outside London? Don’t think so…

  13. 13
    m burgess says:

    it’s? its

  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    He’s probably sent him a thank you note.

  15. 15
    tommy5d says:

    So we’ve now replace Sarkozy with a socialist Sarkozy?

  16. 16

    He is right there are too many empty corporate seats. It is a disgrace given how many people could not get tickets and especially for the athletes who are having to do without the wall of support they deserve.

    Again it just goes to show that following the dollar/pound/euro is not always the right way, for greed can take over, leaving the law of unintended consequences again to make the British public and global athletes teh loosers.

  17. 17
    Ah! Monika says:

    BTW after 5 Weeks name and shame ( Barclays ) success.

  18. 18
    PooleBabe says:

    Le branleur is French for wanker.

  19. 19
    Aaron D Highside says:

    Is there a height restriction on French presidents?

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Remember Agincourt!
    *flicks the V’s

  21. 21
    Ah! Monika says:

    He appears to have shrunk since the caption comp.

  22. 22
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Surely Hollande has mixed up the Olympic Games with the EU. How many corporate seats (i.e lobbyists) exist in Brussels? I think the last count was about 40,000.

    But what has this got to do with Dave?

  23. 23

    No. First on rank FFS. Wasn’t time so wired it. Took Vive la France and just substituted.

    Anyway, saw this today, it could also tell them where to go:

    http://bit.ly/MYuRWx

    Good effort of yours yesterday but censorship still won!!

  24. 24
    Ah! Monika says:

    what is?

  25. 25
    tottenham chutzpah says:

    a more serious point:

    is Gillette sponsoring the beach volleyball event?

  26. 26
    Ah! Monika says:

    Thought your ‘puter was splashed with sea water

  27. 27
    Frog Scorn says:

    Problem being is that the British are not European.Thr British live on Islands in the Atlantic Ocean and not on the European continent.

  28. 28
    DZ says:

    I really cannot take the French seriously since they all started talking English

    Surely losing your language is the first sign of a nation in terminal decline

  29. 29
    Nobby Clark says:

    Merde alors

  30. 30
    Cameron is a liar says:

    When it comes to the Olympics following the dollar/pound/euro is the only way.

  31. 31

    You should have been where I was yesterday to see what they excel at…

  32. 32
    G BROWN our once and future PM says:

    Cheese anyone?

  33. 33
    Not surprised says:

    Comment ne Fuck Off son?

  34. 34
    Nowt to do with Sponsors says:

    He’s wrong. The empty seats are those booked to the IOC members. And they only turn up when their country is taking part and go away when their country has finished taking part.

    Never ever trust a frog.

  35. 35
    tottenham chutzpah says:

    can we guess?

  36. 36
    Joss Taskin says:

    Hollande seems to be somewhat vertically challenged. Is he a distant relative of Napoleon Bonaparte, another little frog who got his comeuppance ?

  37. 37

    No. You need a reasonably level surface to use a laptop ;-)

  38. 38
    tottenham chutzpah says:

    hence Derek & Clive?

  39. 39
    President of the Bankrupt Dwarves Society - Luton Branch says:

    We wish to register our delight at one of our members taking such a prominent position in public affairs – even if he is French and a Twat – he is still our French Twat

  40. 40
    Mad Franky Hollande says:

    Cheese Eating Surrender Monkey

  41. 41
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Only where morality is concerned, as their decision to keep all politicians’ expenses a secret proves.

  42. 42
    Ah! Monika says:

    Still thinking of those topless ladies.

  43. 43
    Cynic says:

    After the Tour De France we had to give you something to prevent war

  44. 44
    Norman Stanley Letcher says:

    Have they developed a cameltoe guard?.

  45. 45
    Forkbender says:

    Or even the time when the king oF England was the ling of France. What are the only two languages alowed in the HoC, English and you have guessed it Norman French (yes it does excist)

  46. 46
    Le Sebastian Coe says:

    They may have lost their language but Coe has found it.

  47. 47
    UKIP.i.am says:

    I bet the Icelandic people don’t consider themselves as European either.

  48. 48
    Ah! Monika says:

    Nice moniker.

  49. 49
    Cynic says:

    PS just get yer cheque book out to pay for Spain and save the Euro for another week (or is that weak)

  50. 50
    Aidan Burley says:

    I will ask David Cameron to sent 2 gunboats up the Seine.

    We’ll show those muticultural crap frogs who’s the boss.

    I haven’t felt this angry since I gave General de Gaulle a good slapping.

  51. 51
    BJ on the bus says:

    I travel on London buses and as much as I like BoJo, I’m rather tired of hearing his “Hello, this is the mayor of London, plan your journey” message every ten minutes. But I suppose I should just be glad it’s not Ken Livingstone instead telling us “Make sure to pray 5 times today, now here’s a recitation from the koran.”

  52. 52
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Epilation, epilation, epilation.

  53. 53
    Only 12 days 11 hours 51 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Not exactly. I suspect French height impairment dates back to WWI, when the Germans would play the French National Anthem every lunchtime, causing all the French soldiers to stand to attention in the trenches. Obviously, the short ones were OK, but the tall ones inadvertently popped their heads over the top and *bang*.

    It had the result of annihilating the ‘tall gene’ and explains why French people today are all short-árses.

    (Napoleon was also a short-árse, but I think he was Corsican rather than French, so his pre-WWI short-ársyness doesn’t spoil my hypothesis).

  54. 54
    UKIP.i.am says:

    And I bet the Saudis and Israelis don’t think of themselves as Asian. So why should we consider ourselves as European? What does European even mean other than some arbitrary classification based on a random line drawn on a map? It’s patently absurd.

  55. 55

    Down a bit… steady… fire!!!!

  56. 56
    President of the Republic of Ireland says:

    bejaysus, he’s a feckin giant compared to me

  57. 57
    Snotsicle says:

    A rude Frenchman! Well, I never!

    h/t Ned Flanders

  58. 58
    Cynic says:

    Je pète dans votre direction générale cochon français

  59. 59
    SP4BS says:

    I guess that whenever Germany wins any gold medals, they belong to france.

    Thats how Jean Monnet saw things working right from the start.

  60. 60
    northofsouth says:

    Hollande!

  61. 61
    Snotsicle says:

    :-)

  62. 62
    SP4BS says:

    you dug him up? Or was it one of your mates dressed up? Did you buy the costume for this purpose?

  63. 63
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Dave Dave Dave. You are wasting your time. The bloke is a busted flush !!!!!!

  64. 64
    SP4BS says:

    sounds a bit fishy.

  65. 65
    The Duke says:

    Tell the French Hunt to fuck off. Un branleur indeed!

  66. 66
    Sniper says:

    Signor Países Bajos españoles surely?

  67. 67
    Ah! Monika says:

    At Last!! I’ve got it.

    Olympic Cauldron.

    ” Oh Danny Boyle, the pipes, the pipes are cauldron “

  68. 68
    MarkW says:

    What an infantile article. Is “pint sized” and “sore loser” all you could come up with? Monsieur Hollande wasn’t President when France lost out to the UK bid.
    If you hate the EU so much, why don’t you leave and go back to quarts and live in the past when the British ‘owned’ half the planet.

    I hope the games are a success for the competitors and that you don’t kettle any more cyclists for daring to use the ‘Olympic lanes’ or shoot dead any Brazilians (or anyone else foreign looking).

  69. 69

    {thіrd аttеmpt}
    Jе pаrlе frапçаіs uп pеtіt pеu, dе tоutе fаçоп.

    Jе l’аі аpprіs à l’écоlе.

    *dіdп’t sаy Pаul оr апythіпg lіkе thаt…????*

  70. 70
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    A months a long time in politics
    only a few weeks ago this 0.5 litre Frog was spouting that he would pull France out of Europe , fuck the euro etc
    now he’s in power and the big cheque’s start dropping through his door , the EU is the best thing since sliced horse meat on a bed of boiled snails with a side of deep fried door mouse
    Le short arsed wanker !

  71. 71

    Sounds like a sore loser to me

  72. 72
    tottenham chutzpah says:

    yes but the flavour choice is limited to anchovy

  73. 73
    Sniper says:

    Of course France would have done it better. They have demonstrated before that they are world leaders in collaboration.

  74. 74
    Snotsicle says:

    So, at the end of the Olympics when all the athletes from the dodgy dictator countries inevitably decide to claim asylum in the UK, does that mean that their medals will be added to the Team GB tally as a bonus prize?

  75. 75
    Monsieur Le Pen says:

    Merde !

  76. 76
    UKIP.i.am says:

    How many of the Olympic stadia would have been built without the corporates though. Seeing as the nation has no money left. (Liam Byrne) Or is a much bigger national debt a price worth paying for empty seats?

    It is simple enough. If the crony friends of the organisers, the players’ families, the olympic volunteers and workers, etc have not taken their seats within 30 mins of the start then the tickets should go on sale first come first served. It isn’t rocket science.

  77. 77

    Can we not say arse on here now? On a politics cum meeja blog, ffs?

    Everything we see in the media nowadays comes from there.

    Yes! That got through OK!! You are a conspiracy theorist and I claim my £5bn…

  78. 78
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    “We will put the French medals into the Euro pot ”
    Yes good idea Kermit !b , then they can be sold off to help pay off your countries massive debts !

  79. 79
    SP4BS says:

    Don’t worry about the dead Brazilian, it was only a “Bavure” (translation: silly little mistake).

    Hollande is fundamentally dishonest with his relationship with europe, he pushed very very hard with “french jobs for french workers” sort of stuff. He’s told people not to buy goods from other europe-an countries

  80. 80

    Well done that man (and partial namesake)!!

    What was the nature of that arrow that finally met its overdue mark, may I enquire?

  81. 81
    Tadpole says:

    Critical mass are the infants. Their only intent is to upset other people. And what’s wrong with quarts they are as accurate as a liter.

  82. 82
  83. 83
    Decent and Upright citizen *licks eyebrows* says:

    Shhhh! She hasn’t woken up yet after her third hard knight, last night ;-)

  84. 84
    Right winger pissed off at ceremony says:

    I wanted a 2 hour compilation of Thatcher speeches, culminating in darkies being blown up!

  85. 85
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    The EU aircraft emissions tax(carbon trading) imposed by the EU on any flight taking off or landing within the EU is causing a bit of a stir with the yanks
    It will cost the industry14 Billion a year to carry on using EU airports The tax which came into force in January is not payable untill next year
    If it was up to me i would call their bluff and tell them to fuck off
    it would be settled in a week
    i cannot believe the rest of the world is going to sit back and allow the EU gravy train to start taxing countries outside the EU

  86. 86
    Gawd Help Us says:

    You wont hear a lot of English in my local town centre in Sussex anymore.

  87. 87
    Ah! Monika says:

    Your French is better than your English!
    Cours du soir ?

  88. 88
    Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

    “Francais”?

  89. 89
    Spartacus says:

    norman french as used in the maastrict treaty; approved by the major government

  90. 90
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    You would think with the shear amount of money wasted on this farce they could at least have given them real medals

    I’m sure they used to be real years ago

  91. 91
    Coat Hanger says:

    Its not necessarily a problem

  92. 92
    Spartacus says:

    criteri’a is a plural

  93. 93
    Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

    The word “signor” is Italian. The Spanish word is “senor”, with a squiggly line above the “n”.

  94. 94

    Do we have to use megaphone diplomacy here as well?

    its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its, its!!!!

    Not it’s

    Nor even, alas, Tits (.)(.)

  95. 95
    Spartacus says:

    a cheap banker in a cheap suit?

  96. 96

    Watcher mate!!! Got your oh-so-tasteful message when I *got in* last night… LOL.

  97. 97
    Ah! Monika says:

    Well I thought it was worth at least a :)

  98. 98
  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    In that case Frog Scorn, why do I need euros in the Canary Islands?

  100. 100
    Anonymous says:

    Unemployment is really a price worth paying if it is to save the egos of the European politicians and the Euro. Just ask the Greeks and the Spanish.

    Not a word about the high unemployment from the hypocritical British socialists.

    Presumably they would be happy to do this in the UK too, no doubt?

  101. 101
    Ah! Monika says:

    Hmm. Will try. But how is the emulsion cooked?
    Bacon??

  102. 102
    MB. says:

    If he is so keen to put any French medals in the “European pot” then why does he not compete with the Germans etc in a EU team? They will get more medals probably but not many French competitors. We will stick with a GB team.

  103. 103
    Ah! Monika says:

    or have you got a heated blender? Expensive.

  104. 104

    As the Americans say of the Brits

  105. 105
    Anonymous says:

    Calm down CRMM or you will have a heart attack.

  106. 106
    Ah! Monika says:

    Classic Benedict uses tongue.

  107. 107

    The country has plenty of money just ask the bank of england the next time it QEs. Or ask any bank – fractional reserve banking. The amount of money is not the problem, it is the natutral darker side of human nature.

    Now I know this goes against conventional thinking (unless you happen to be a banker QEing or fractional reserving) but I do hold an economics degree and professional accountancy qualifications and have worked with global businesses. So I may not be as nieve as some may suspect. I am just able to think outside the box.

  108. 108
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Mornin young man ! Hope the only thing stiff yesterday was your upper lip and that the only flapping you did was in the water

  109. 109
    BBC editor says:

    We are proud Europeans in Britain. And we support the policy of mass immigration to ethnically cleanse the English and turn it into a more pro-European nation with modernised views. As written in the Guardian, the Burley MP had unreconstructured views. Straight to the reeducation camp.

    So when will you little Englanders accept it? We ever have all your children taught in school to love the EU and multiculti and only use metric measurements.

  110. 110
    Ah! Monika says:

    Having, daily, posted humorous comments about it being easier to fix the Libor, on a tree nearby, I wrote a letter to all staff asking them to look and compare their surroundings with other businesses in the village. I stuck the letter under windscreen wipers in the staff car park. Hey presto, next day.

  111. 111

    I ended up doing absolutely nothing yesterday that you would not have wanted to do yourself. :-) :-) :-) :-)

    *leaves Frankie to puzzle that one out*

  112. 112
    Anonymous says:

    “Never ever trust a frog.”

    They are adroit at jumping.

  113. 113

    At bottom, it’s all about emissions LOL. You can’t get away from it, mate!!!

  114. 114
    Sniper says:

    Noted Norman, too much time in Italy I think – but at least you got it. Regards to Señor McKay,

  115. 115
    Moussa Koussa says:

    We could tell the French to go F themselves, but most of the Tory cabinet and a huge number of Tory MP’s all have holiday homes their.

    Typical double facing flip floppers, harp on about the French, but spent 3 months of the year living in France.

  116. 116
    new generation of British children says:

    Remember what?

    Our ancestors came from India and Africa – the battles the English fought are just irrelevant to us.

    NHS NHS NHS :)

  117. 117

    I don’t get heart attacks.

    I give them to other people!

    [140/80 today]

  118. 118

    Bloody hell!!

    I’m impressed. Really!

    You can shame people even in Liverpool?

  119. 119
    ear-goggles says:

    I listening.

  120. 120

    Morning Moussa! Out of the wank pit are we?

    their?

    Edjerkashun? Edjerkashun? Edjerkashun?

  121. 121
    understated says:

    fancy a fuck?

  122. 122
    Ah! Monika says:

    ‘pool was just to change my usual Mail address. ( Stockport )

  123. 123
    Inky Stubbs, E wing says:

    Brain still v. sleepy *rubs it*

  124. 124
    Ah! Monika says:

    …Not to mention our host’s “Maison Secondaire”

  125. 125
    The sole of discretion says:

    <

  126. 126
    Bi lly says:

    I’m free

  127. 127
    Slightly less discretion than The sole of discretion says:

    To rub ur brain , u must put yer hand above ur navel , darlin

  128. 128
    Penfold says:

    I think Hollande has summed him up very well.

    Call me Dave quite clearly is a closet CryptoEuroPhile.

  129. 129
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Up Guards and at Them.

  130. 130
    genghiz the kahn says:

    Guards: If you won’t buy our lamb, we won’t buy your letters.

  131. 131
    Too Many tweets make a twat says:

  132. 132
    ezy says:

    *fiddles a bit longer* >

  133. 133
    I really, really can't be arsed to..... says:

    ñ ñ ñ ñ ñ

  134. 134
    I really, really can't be arsed to..... says:

    The plural of “stadium” is “stadia”.

  135. 135
    Twittering Dave says:

  136. 136
    will says:

    Monsiour Hollande,

    Are you over here to visit a tour de france winner and 4 times champs elysee winner.

    On your bike (or not of you are french)

    Allez wiggo and cavendish

  137. 137
    Mr. Putin's Stolen Cat says:

    Love these frog-in-the-blender jokes…

  138. 138
    UKIP.i.am says:

    It is called socialist hypocrisy.

  139. 139
    I really, really can't be arsed to..... says:

    Nice firm buttocks!

  140. 140
    I really, really can't be arsed to..... says:

    No – too laboured.

  141. 141
    UKIP.i.am says:

    The amount of money is not a problem? If you have ten pounds and you owe twelve pounds how much money have you really got?

    And QE is no magical money tree either.

  142. 142
    Lord Coe says:

    I feel a bit peckish all of a sudden.

  143. 143
    Gaz Chambers says:

    Letters are for poofs.

  144. 144

    I don’t think I want to be forcibly turned into something called a “European”. Perhaps, on being appoointed Principle Secretary Of State For War, I’ll let my Foreign Secretary (He executes England’s strategic global policy, so that I _don’t have to_ …) abolish “Europe” and turn it into some sovereign nations.

    These might even get some proper elections about stuff, often, over long periods, decades, centuries maybe.

    That’ll put the wind up the EUSSR-heebie-jeebies.

  145. 145

    You’d be amazed at the prescience of your history-syllabus-supposition.

  146. 146
    erm... says:

    nice bright masculine energy from the president….and good luck to him.

  147. 147

    UPIP

    I agree re QE it needs to be carefully used, but it can be used.

    Re money – remember it is a man made invention, and it opertes within the rules we set it. And government finances are not simply a sum of individuals, some of the rules are different.

  148. 148
    Englishmen says:

    We will NEVER be European, M.Hollande. Why can you never forgive us or the Americans for getting you out of the shit in 1945???

  149. 149
    genghiz the kahn says:

    As the Guards Band plays the Guards sang.

    A Frenchman went to the lavat’ry
    For to have a mighty shit
    He took his coat and trousers off
    So that he could revel in it
    But when he reached for the paper
    He found that someone had been there before
    Ou est le papier?
    Ou est le papier?
    Monsieur, monsieur, J’at fait manure.
    Ou est le papier?

  150. 150
    'oddly helpful's cookery masterclass says:

    A heated blender – whatever will they think of next? Hollandaise is gently warmed over a -bain marie- (more stirring, though of a patient and gentle nature). Larger supermarkets sell pouches of the stuff, if they’re of the sort that sells fresh samphire at the fish counter! Best of luck…

  151. 151
    joh says:

    entrepreneur

    if your george dubya

  152. 152
    julin leery says:

    norman french ??

    sounds like a fellatio specialist to me

  153. 153
    A Cheese-eating surrender monkey says:

    Zoot alors. Oh you Rostbifs – you are incroyable.

  154. 154
    j says:

    kebab mate

    you can t talk about george grivas like that

    especially if you come from northern cyprus

  155. 155
    mussolini says:

    followed in close order by the italians

  156. 156
    the three musketeers says:

    yes but at least their both gnomes both in stature and intellect

  157. 157
    sacha distel says:

    as a good gaul i only ever eat cheese that has surrendered .

    like for example a 23day old roquefort

    preferably crawling with ants

  158. 158
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    Just so you get the right impression shipmate the slimy socialist toad managed to get to Brive during the Tour de France to shake the kneecap of the great Bradley.

    Cameron was nowhere to be seen even in Paris.

    The toad yesterday even managed to get to the Olympics and shake hands with a few Gold Medallists.

    When Cameron saw the toad he managed to shake his hand and greet him in fluent English. The toad said not a word.

    Today the toad has been concocting something with Mario Monti and listening to the guy at the ECB it will not be long before the ECB hit the printing presses.

    Cameron is fucked in all this.

  159. 159
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    C’était les anglais qui ont tiré le premier.

  160. 160
    Abdel fromTooting says:

    European unemployment has reached an all time high today but Mr Cameron and President Hollande are happy to watch sport at the Olympics.

    It is all wrong I tell you although I am sure they paid for their own tickets and lunches.

  161. 161
    on the beach,sunglasses in the car says:

    What has Hollande got round his neck?

    I do not think he has ever drunk tea in his life.

    Thank God his mistress is not there.

  162. 162
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I mean how hard would it be to invade France ?

  163. 163
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I mean they could nuke Londistan but we would all be in France win:win

  164. 164
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    so here’s the plan. we invade France but we don’t tell the Muslims, the hairdressers, the Union executives, the bankers etc, etc

  165. 165
    robbie says:

    What’s wrong with Hollande’s comment? France are having a great Games so far whereas the GB effort (particularly in the pool) is ..er.. sinking. One medal so far- Addlington doing something what Frankie Boyle would say was on porpoise?

  166. 166
    Liam Fox says:

    errr might I be so bold to suggest that it sounds more like a gay fellatio specialist to me boys!

  167. 167
    Adam Werritty says:

    Did somebody mention my name?

  168. 168
    Diane Abbott says:

    There are only two things in this world that taste of fish ….. and one of them’s fish – so I’m told

  169. 169
    Micheal Portillo says:

    Shut up Diane.

  170. 170
    Adam Werritty says:

    I’ve been told amazing things about what I can achieve with my tongue!


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Boris on British Jihadis. Apparently based on MI5 intel:

“If you look at all the psychological profiling about bombers, they typically will look at porn. They are literally w***ers. Severe onanists. They are tortured. They will be very badly adjusted in their relations with women, and that is a symptom of their feeling of being failures and that the world is against them. They are not making it with girls, and so they turn to other forms of spiritual comfort — which of course is no comfort.”


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