Boris Invites Murdoch to Olympic Swimming Final
Guido has to admire Boris’ cojones this afternoon. Peter Dominiczak reports that the London Mayor has invited Rupert Murdoch and his wife Wendi to be his guests of honour at Rebecca Adlington’s swimming final on Friday. Apparently Guardian editor Alan Rusbridger was also invited but was “unable to attend“. Might have been slightly awkward.
BREAKING: Boris Johnson is taking Rupert Murdoch to Friday's Olympic swimming final. #olympics #london2012—
Peter Dominiczak (@peterdominiczak) July 31, 2012
Wonder what Cameron will think when he sees Rupert, Wendi and Boris on the telly on Friday? It may interfere with his chillaxing.—
Peter Dominiczak (@peterdominiczak) July 31, 2012
Why not bring the kids and make a day of it?
Am I invited?
No, fuck off you cunt.
Yes, Tone – you are invited.
But only if we can tie to the underwater camera.
is that my brother mike ??
we used to call each other that word all the time when we were little boys .
somehow it stuck ….
I always call you that as well.
That was clever, dear. You must be a friend of “Your Fat-Fuck Landlord”, then?
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perhaps murdoch tires of Bliar
and is looking for a new godfather. Boris no stupid. He wants summit in turn.
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suppose Boris wants murdoch to father all his offsprings.
..oh what a world we live in.
With that move Boris has lost all credibility with me.
Slime is contagious.
Whatever next? Will he fly to Iarsel and crawl up Nettie’s bum, like Mitt?
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boris good for a fling. is not serious about the mechanics of power.. parliament for instance. he is a cult figure. ….and good luck to him.
+++++ 68M
Not if you are bringing your wife.
She could be parked in the corner of the pool and her mouth used as an extra filtration system.
what d you men the qc whose mouth is colloquially known as bow doors open ??
It reminds me more of a harmonica.
Praise the Lord !!! IT’S A MIRACLE !!!
@ A Slot, half baked garden shed, j, and stevie wonder.
I see the meds aren’t working E
No, it doesn’t, ‘therapy doesn’t get much cheaper than this’, petal.
Join in the funThe meds may, or may not, be working. Feels nice though.Who’s Peter Dominiczak?
The name sounds foreign to me
What do you mean bring the Kids? Boris would have to recall a Ken Bendy Bus to fit all his kids on.
Bliar should be thrown in the pool and drowned. Unfortunately shit floats.
I will be in the pool in my white robes to freely annoint the little ones
Afterwards, Gordon and his missus could take them back to ‘theirs’ for one of their pyjama parties.
On second thoughts, better not let him anywhere near our athletes.
Why not?
Murdoch has created more jobs in this country than government.
(i meaning proper jobs not non jobs)
But it’s murdoch and he is evil because, er, er he made his newspapers switch sides and made liebour lose their power.
Murdoch did not switch sides. Murdoch has always supported the Tories.
Labour are at war with Murdoch. Labour have always been at war with Murdoch.
“Murdoch has always supported the Tories”
Those 12 years of telling NI readership to vote Labour, weren’t on his instructions then, or making Bliar godfather to one of is children, was someone else’ decision I suppose?
Murdoch may not exactly be a Labour man (except when he was at Oxford), but he was happy as hell to support them when he needed to.
It certainly looks as if Borus is starting to try to ingratiate himself with Murdoch ready for his push for Tory leader so that he will have “a good press”, I am a little suprised that he hasn’t invited Guido and family, his ace no.1 fan and cheerleader, major blogger, dead tree press columnist.
Not interested.
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in a world of coalitions…boris is just too restricted. . He cannot wing it when his wings are going to be clipped.
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he does feel like very much a free spirit..and an outsider..the public may have come to the view that nothing in life is free….and that we have to all get stuck in…together. #whoknows.karm
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instead of being mayor of london why does he not bid to become mayor of 5 cities. it is time to innovate.
Watch out for her right hook, Boris dear.
Do you sprinkle commas randomly through everything you type, Elsie?
I’m not sure, dear. I do get confused sometimes.
no kidding!
leave her alone …
i d like to see you being able to even dribble at 83 let alone compose a mean killer phrase
no you may not have a p even if you say please bob
Pretty please, bob? I quite fancy a golden shower right now.
VJ you could apply to the Bullingdon club in late September, I am sure they would oblige
Then you new name would be Viscous Jenny. By the way is Spinning your sister?
Not random: commas should be placed before proper nouns.
Yours,
A. Pedant
Thx. I just got lucky, I guess.
U don’t know how! Yet.
*holds bible and thinks pure thoughts*
Do you want to admire my episcopal structure?
I’ve been studying your column for some time now ;- )
The abacus is fine and the base is sturdy and unadorned…
Ladies and gentlemen (and I use those terms in their loosest possible sense) PLEASE! This is a workplace, NOT a BDSM fusion emporium. FFS.
Thе аbаcus іs fіпе апd thе bаsе іs sturdy апd uпаdоrпеd…
Fuck off Arthur!
I was saying Thе аbаcus іs fіпе апd thе bаsе іs sturdy апd uпаdоrпеd…
@ REALLY!!, tongue twister, Mmmm, King James, Good News.
I see the meds STILL aren’t working E…
Maybe, baby ;- ) Still firing on one cylinder at the mo.
I am E! (As well… FFS)
I have no coins left…
but,
fuck,
for the horse racing?
Come on, that’s a bit harsh. She’s a big handsome lass, standing about 18 1/2 hands…
Jawohl!!
“Guido has to admire Boris’ cojones”
Boris’s
Wrong: s-apostrophe-s is incorrect.
St. James’ Street, then?
I’ll give”Digger” Murdoch a bell end alright !
Disgusting. On another subject, another conquest of mine, poor girl! Boaz.
http://www.ratemyplacement.co.uk/placement-review/20663/house-of-commons/assistant-parliamentary-researcher-for-mike-hancock-mp-house-of-commons
You told me I was the only one, my teddy bear.
Who is paying for their tickets?
Good point
I demand a full judicial inquiry !
a bogus Chubby Brown has more followers on twitter than PennyRed
*shudders* Just thinking for a moment: Assuming the world doesn’t self-destruct anytime soon, Lawro could have 50 or 60 more years of tweeting in her.
Assuming the world….etc., by that time,Twitter’s servers will cover most of California.
Twitter should be renamed twatter.
Pair of useless arsewipes.
OT- welcome back, nell *waves*
Sky News at last are running the little 3 year old girl who made 999 call yesterday at from the Leeds story from the top. The BBC News channel as ever still dragging it’s feet and showing horse jumping Olympics, 5 mins from each half hour that’s all that’s needed!
WHAT A SPANNER
WAS ALL A HOAX !!!!!!
MAYBE THE BBC HAVE MORE SENSE THAN SENSATION SEEKING SKY !!!!!!
Hindsight being a wonderful thing, maybe you could supply me with the lotto numbers for next week Moussa?
Whatever happened to the Tea Party ?
No invite for me then!
Well thing is gordon they won’t pay you to attend and you don’t do anything for free.
We Scots always want expect a reward.
Yours will be death.
“Why not bring the kids and make a day of it?”
Very clever. Outstanding!
If he starts rounding them up now…blah….blah….Friday’s event.
LOL…. his first mistake, will not be the last
Bod Diamond to dinner perhaps
Wendi You pay me ten dollar …me love you long time
HA HA. Missed.
…OUCH!!
Me love you short time …five dollar?
OOOUUCCHH !!
Imitation – I’m flattered. Those who have nothing to say, are reduced to this.
PS When will Boris be inviting Bob Diamond to tea and Mitt to lunch.
By the way Boris, visiting times at Brixton prison are between 14:00 – 18:00 every 2nd Wednesday. I’m sure all of Murdoch’s ex employees will be delighted to see you.
Just try not to drop the soap.
Pompous twat.
Well let’s face it it’s no good Boris taking militwit, nobody knows who he is. At least murdoch has news value.
If Guido thinks that this action by Boris is good for him… then you have become completely deluded. Big Mistake…. They havent handed out the sentances yet !!!!!!!!!
sentEnces.
YAWN !!!!!!!!!
Your hero Bozzer has fucked up big time. Yet you are still obsessed with spillings…LOL
Notice – all the bozzer fans have gone silent…Wonder why !!!!
Meanwhile back in the real world 99% of the Public don’t think Murdoch is public enemy no1 and Boris could invite Adolf fucking Hitler and still be more popular than Harriet Milliballs.
Correct. His is public enemy no 2. No 1 is Dave and Clegg
errrrrr only 3% more popular than Ken, and that is in London ONLY.
Getting ahead of yourselves on the Boris front
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is boris really any good for anything….apart for scoring high on the fling.o.meter.
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a good laff though. a good bundle of energy. but useless. but then they all are and he like bliar does not take…. parliament very seriously.
Spillings ??
Plank – In honour of you, a Spelling Nazi
Spilling = Spelling.
Its called a malapropism. !!!!
Proud to be profligate…
NEWS FLASH !!!!!!!
Not a single voter gives a fig about Gov debt !!!!… True
Sorry should say
NEWS FLASH !!!!!!!
Not a single liebour voter gives a fig about Gov debt !!!!… True
That’s because they’re so thick they still believe in a magic money tree ffs.
NEWS FLASH !!
Not a single person gives a toss about you !! True.
Sky rider won the Tour de France.
What has BBC contributed with my telly-tax.
errrrrrrr Bill Wiggins won TDF
27 million watched the opening ceremony on BBC
Well Done BBC
I suppose when you’ve been forced to pay the license fee on threat of imprisonment, you feel duty bound to watch the fucking thing.
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how many felt it was uplifting……the Olympic ideal is.
perhaps a mismatch of expectation for some. live ‘n learn…for sure.
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would not have watched it if it was called the corporate Olympics.
would have watched as I did….only the beginning …if it was called the Dark Olympics.
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in this country we need more of the light and bright masculine energy…but then the corporate Olympics is more for the world.
There will be Bozzer and Mongo Murdoch – all the seats around them will be empty.
I doubt that sonny!
want a bet
Awww bless, poor ickle Ken never got to be mayor of the Olympic games.
Hy Boris, you promised to invite me too. Where’s my invite.
How can he be guest of honour
Leveson just about took away any honour he had left
As for Boris, he’s a bigger prick than he looks
So is E but we still love her.
Piss off E.
Pompous twat. I eat ppl like you for breakfast, don’t I?
i hate boris
How can you hate boris? He’s a genial, cuddly wild haired teddy bear with more political nouse than cameron and with a popular connection to working class londoners that militwit admires but utterly lacks.
Just don’t turn your back on him nell.
That’s true alas of all politicians. They steal your money and use it for their own benefit and they stab anyone in the back that disagrees with their point of view.
Nell , if you needed to fill a few empty seats at the Limpdicks
Would the Murkdoch’s be top of your list ?
Thought not !
Yes they would actually Mr Spazcock, Murdoch has rather cleverly played both sides of the British political establishment off against each other for decades, and kept thousands of UK citizens in employment in the process. Now do one.
Talking of spazzys , How are you TaT ?
Not to well i hope !
You cripp
michael heseltine knifed….michael portillo did too….will it be Michael gove next.
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there is summit about the michaels and tory party leadership.
No good in the long term comes from cosying up to Murdoch -ask Cameron. Murdoch acts in his own and in his family’s interests only.
Now that they’ve been charged I expect he’ll cast his former minions adrift. James has come through unharmed and that was all that really mattered.
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and that’s makes Murdoch a winner. Having said that, how is JM viewed as a corporate head? He did well with Sky….and now a formal distance is being created between the Murdoch and the news print side.
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both the Murdoch’s lusted after more and more of BskyB………that turned out to be unrealistic. is it the end of lust as we know it…ha.
Will saint bliar and the letterbox one be attending or are they too busy raking in the dollars from dodgy dictators?
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the chinese do not believe in evil….only in harmony….this is Bliar’s philosophy. In his peace loving world….anything goes.
Just watching the news
London is like a fucking ghost town ! so much for Call me C*nts economic boost LoL!
Breaking news The little girl phone call was a hoax !
carried out by two ten year old girls in Bridlington
Told ya!
I bet SENSATION SEEKING SKY feel stupid now. Plastered all over their site all day. Twats
Not forgetting the beeboid as well
oh really, read other posts. Neo Nuts complaining that the BBC DIDNT give the story enough prominence
You really are a dickhead Moussa, I guess you don’t have kids.
He IS a kid, real name Jonty Pryor, and a right bellend.
Good news.
Still waiting for a Guido fan to congratulate Bozzer on this pronouncement . !!!
Says its all really.
I will be sat alone in my filthy bedsit surrounded by empty pizza boxes.
You and TaT both ,
but look on the bright side you may be a big fat ugly piss soaked fucker , but at least your legs work and a few people like you
Where as TaT ?
Chancellors small business lending scheme is to be sidelined LoL
So much for that one Gideon
NEXT !
Mean now foo me davour Ruppie is OK and it’ll be a fun evening for Boris, knowwharimean like. Borrie will be laughing his chokkers off thinking about what all the other geezers like Dave’ll be worrying about what he tells Ruppie. Smashing story innit!!!
Your moniker gives me a wooden, sir.
Is this why they call him Bonkers Boris?
He will never be an elected PM in this country if he goes out with the Murdochs because they are not too popular these days.
Stop whinging and pay for the Olympics jolly up like the good little people you are
The majority of the public don’t give a toss about Murdoch;phone hacking or the Levison Inquiry. It’s only the left in the media and politicians who are worked up about it If Boris stood they would elect him….
they will want to see gordon brown diving into the deep end
ohhhh!! GO Boris! While NOTW may have done some naughty things, excluding deleting messages from Millie Dowler’s phone and in common with most of the other press, the Murdoch witchhunt has been driven by competing commercial interests, not least that of the BBC, and political control-freakery as evident from the Leveson enquiry.
If Boris chooses to puncture that hyprocrisy by entertaining Mr Murdoch and his rather splendid wife, power to his elbow!
I couldn’t give a rat’s hairy arse about the Olympics. That puts me in with the majority opinion, for a change. Corporate bollocks, all of it. Just like Wimbledon and Murray, and that other crushing bore the Euro championships.
Something for people with nothing to feel something about. Opening ceremony? Greatest show on earth? Nowhere near as great as that bottle of beer I’m about to crack open.
Team GB? Fuck ‘em, who cares?
Why are you glued to it, then?
Love to see when the Guardian finally goes bankrupt and Rusberger is looking for work and the only employer is Murdoch!!
PS. The appalling results at the Guardian is arguably a result of their completely left-wing position on all subjects – alien to all but a handful of readers. So it will be interesting to see when the BBC is forced by market forces to give the people the news from a British perspective or go out of business, what they will chose!
This is all London Olympic Bollocks….
You know the place where the greedy hoped to clean up…the disinterested overtaxed population voted to stay away or get out of Dodge with their feet, with exception of genuine Olympians the rest are the usual suspects….hangers on, the crooks and establishment scrounger drones and those wanting to get their no talent mugs on the telly or, in the papers to up their flagging profiles.
Bojo and Ru will be in good company…