July 30th, 2012

Twitter Gag Indy LA Hack

No word from the social network yet, but the Indy are telling their side of the story:

Twitter and journalists don’t seem to be having a very good time at the moment…


  1. 1
    Tachybaptus says:

    Fairly mild punishment. I am thinking of the printer (can’t remember his name) who published a pamphlet mildly critical of Queen Elizabeth I, for which his right hand was cut off. ‘God save the Queen!’ he shouted loyally, waving his bloody stump.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Did he complain that Danny Boyle is a fucking mong and the opening ceremony was the biggest ever advert for lefty twats?

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    Tom Fatson says:

    The Indy are an omni-shambles. Time for me to try to shut them down.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Who’s winning though, dear? Is there going to be a naked mud-wrestle? *grabs knitting*

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    Relax, its a load of guff. says:

    The politics was fine by me: you may feel it was lefty bollocks – in fact much of it was, but he was entitled to express his vision. A discourse on British military prowess would have been pretty tactless given the large number of countries with prickliness about having been on the wrong end of it at some point in thier histories.

    What I feel was less impressive was his choice of musicians. The dance sequences went on for far too long and Paul McCartney was dreadful. A good thing we are only paying him a quid for his services.

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    @OnTwitter says:

    LMFAO @ all of this shit

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    eagleash says:

    That was John Stubbs….yes really…..

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    Vicious Jenny says:

    There are millions of ppl out there that think someone gives a shit what they say.

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    E says:

    I find it quite bafflin , don’t I ??

    E x .

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    Ewaname says:

    OMG !!!

    It sooo important , tho !!!

    I ain’t bin there since it snows an I still got 3 followers , FFS !!

    Gifted , I guesses ??

    Ewaname x x

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Your journalist or broadcaster is all in favour of freedom of speech as long as s/he’s doing the speaking.

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    Cutie says:

    *laps Ewaname*

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    Guido says:

    Seriously, Sir William. Do I give a damn? Do you?

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Yet it included three hymns, all performed audibly.

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    @OnTwitter says:

    Ppl have lost the plot. Meanwhile, the world spirals downwards into the abyss. *counts characters*

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    Sir William Waad says:

    It does worry me that about 90% of what I see, hear or read every day is deliberately misleading, while most of the rest is merely inaccurate.

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    Vicious Jenny says:

    If we all go tweet more, we could rescue the situation?

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    Vicious Jenny says:

    Good answer. Let’s party until we drown.

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    The Millenium Dome....now there was a piece of lefty crap says:

    Indeed it included I believe “Jerusalem” and if memory serves isn’t that the tune the Tory faithful close their conference with ? And I can’t for the life of me get this “lefty crap” business allegation….what does Aunty wan’t amassed ranks of Mosley’s Blackshirts tableau marching on Cable Street or perhaps a staged charge of mounted police on cast members playing Miners ??

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    Genevieve says:


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    Old Grumpy says:

    This what happens when you complain about NBC!………. FYI, if you are not already aware, NBC refused to show the Olympics Opening Ceremony live. They wanted to maximise Advertising Revenue, by transmitting a heavily edited recording from 20.30 EST……… In their editing, they cut out large chunks, like the 7/7 memorial part (in its entirety)……… They are doing their best to pre-empt widespread criticism!

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    Old Grumpy says:

    I should have also pointed out that, not only did they edit out the 7/7 memorial section, BUT THEY REPLACED IT WITH RYAN SEACREST!!!!!!!!……… How bloody awful!!!!!!!

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    Genevieve says:

    I’ve run out of Viognier.

  24. 24
    Vicious Jenny says:

    My battery’s flat. Need to do a log, anyway. Keep it warm.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I do quite like this Blog, I can see it becoming a bit like “have I got news for you” for the blogosphere” but more “inclusive”

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    are you fucking blind? says:

    Er, you didn’t see the swaggering, nasty capitalist pigs in their child catcher top hats then? Oh, and the hymn to the NHS, so great it’s copied the world over? (haha). Oh, and what about the two kids with the mobile phones in the Digital Age section. You might have thought a ginger or a blonde, or even a mousy haired kid would have been more representative of these septic isles…….woudln’t you? Not to mention Doreen Lawrence and Shami Chakrabarti carrying the Olympic flag ffs. Oh fuck, I did mention it.

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    fitzfitz says:

    The opening pageant was not so much leftist as feminised – the foregrounded content was utterly feminised in sensibility from multi cult to health care to the petals of the cauldron . Unbalanced .

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    Anonymous says:

    Talking to itself again, ffs get the medication.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    closely observed point

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    brown out and pay me damages says:

    Further proof that lefty media is hopelessly lost up it’s own arse.

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    Carl Sargeant, Labour minister for local government, Welsh Assembly, re Olympic ceremony says:

    “the best Labour party political broadcast I have seen in a while”

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    fitzfitz: you may have put your finger on what is wrong. yes I think so, the masculine, aggressive side has been put down by the womens’ lib mothers that we have now a nation of pansy no hopers, by God I think you have hit on it.

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    Perry Neum says:

    Elderly folks floating in their own shit and piss in the hospital beds,a parade of burnt Iraqi babies and a huge money bonfire.

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    Leftie Multicultural Crap says:

    Were you pissed at the time?

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    Socialist worker says:

    Im in US just now and NBC’s (non live for some strange reason) coverage is bad beyond belief

    endless adverts and the sort of retard commentators you think only exist on South Park or Family Guy – but no they are real and are going to have their moronic say until the ads come back on.

    No one watching NBC would know that China is wupping the US in the gold medal race

    Some viewers wont even know that no US competitors are allowed to win anything if all they watch is NBC

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    A deliberate act of islamophobia?

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    ToonBob... says:

    Twitter ye not……… tit heeds !

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    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    lol x and laughing my brains out. I find that the only people that will talk to myself are: a) Me ; b) Rebekah ; c) Trusty, our poodle.

    Oh, and Nick wotsisname, our plumber. Dave x

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    British Propaganda Broadcasting Company says:

    GB with a STUNNING and SPECTACULAR bronze medal in the gymnastics after initially placing second.

    No doubt the Japanese were cashing in on some private favors, as Great Britain STORMED ahead of the pack with a TERRIFIC display of strength, courage and gymnastic skill. They were unlucky not to win gold!

    Dear Great Britain, be nothing but proud and impressed by our gymnasts. Bronze is an AMAZING achievement, that’s what we should focus on… @mrjakehumphrey

    Some say our Olympic broadcasting would put Joseph Goebbels to shame, but we at the BBC are simply proud of our brilliant British athletes who are obviously among the world’s best!

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I did read somewhere that there is a Greek religious teaching of some sort that is acceptable by roman Catholics and COEs and the rest but I suppose there’s no chance the Muslims and others would buy into some kind of universal belief so we could just get on with that in our private lives and deal with the more important issues sensibly ?

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    housey mousey says:

    My missus says, women want to be men, what with sports cars, football, getting pissed up in the bars and tattoo’s, she may be right.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    How are we doing in the synchronised flower-arranging? Did we get a medal in the jam making event? Seriously though, is it a coincidence we have won two medals so far, both in women’s events?

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    YAWN !

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    Leftie Multicultural Crap says:

    They could have done a big evil Gordo Brown selling huge ingots of gold off with Blair starting illegal wars in the background wile the rest of the Labour party erode free speech and brainwash our children. Then finish off with a finally of big brother CCTV, speed cameras and stealth taxes. I was going to add mass immigration in to the mix but the cheeky fuckers already did that.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    What’s wrong with the universal belief that there aint no logic for any sky fairy?

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    Aidan Burley says:

    Choc Ice or Coconut anyone?

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    stop been a fucking surrealist and take at least one post seriously FuckWitRetard

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    Is the most popular sport among the Afro-caribbean people whitebait fishing?

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    John Terry says:

    I wouldn’t touch that multicultural crap with a fucking barge pole!

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    Drop the Great, we're just Britain now says:


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    Alf says:

    Chinks and the Wops doing well.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    I take it all back. There is a sky fairy.


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    I tell you what I want, what I really, really want says:

    Those of you who’ve been complaining that the Olympics ceremony was leftie, and those who even said it should’ve acknowledged Churchill, clearly missed the bit where they showed a 6ft digital recreation of Churchill which the cameras swooped over and around. But never let the facts get in the way of a good paranoid rant. I’d reserve my ire for the closing ceremony which will have the Spice Girls reuniting. Now that truly is diabolical.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    it was about testing strength, endurance, prowess. We think that we can defend our space on earth with weaponry and subterfuge and have no need of masculine abilities and skills so the immediacy of the challenges has gone

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    ffs being

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    Dicks says:

    Do any of you watch the quiz show Cleverdicks hosted by Anne Widdecombe? Truly bizarre. It’s like someone’s acid fuelled idea brought to life.

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    Diane Fatbutt says:

    I’ve noticed far too many milky bars in the Olympic swimming events today with no choc-ices to be seen anywhere, in fact I’ve not seen one box of black magic at all.
    I’ll be writing to Trevor at the EHRC about this blatant wacism!

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    Leftie Multicultural Crap says:

    Oh give over, it was completely unrepresentative and politically biased.

    This was the Olympics opening ceremony, Danny Boyle should have left the politics to one side but he couldn’t could he!

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    Polly Toynbee says:

    That show is a serious wankfest for me!

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    Lampshade says:

    Few women really want to be men: they are too risk averse to want to routinely work on building sites, down mines or to die for their country.

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    O'bummer land says:

    Stay on topic you whore!

  63. 63
    Kent Brockman says:

    I, for one, salute our new Twitter-censoring overlords.

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    Colonel Sanders says:

    I was going to have chicken drumsticks for dinner but i seem to have lost my appetite.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    ” And tell me Gordon, what would winning a gold medal mean to you?”

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    Skippy says:

    C4-Dispatches: Using undercover filming, reporter Jackie Long investigates the shocking processes used to assess whether disabled benefit claimants should be declared fit for work.

    Lets hope the sick, lame and lazy bastards are squirming.

    The belief that ‘benefits’ are an entitlement is crippling this Country.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Dunno, but any good Caribbean restaurant will do a nice plate of deep fried whitebait (though they may call them “sprats”).

    Delicious served with the usual staple grain and green legume…

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    Diane Abbott says:

    I’d take my kids to Walls for an ice cream.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Surely pun intended.

    PS anyone seen nell?

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    Olympic Totty Watch says:

    Someone must have warned them about visible cameltoes,i’m really not impressed.

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    Teddy says:

    I don’t.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    you do get lots of sprats feeding off the sewage outlets, yummy

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    Blowing Whistles says:

    It’s gotta be a rumour though – so … do any of you actually realise that NBC hold the broadcasting rights to the olympics and its they who control the overall broadcasting … that would explain why NBC took ‘offence’ at Guys Tweet about the ‘broadcast’ wouldn’t it?

    And while I am about it – most of the BBC outside broadcasting is supplied by … Sky … so what really is going on and who are the ‘con..troll…ing hand in it all’.

    Watch the film ‘wag the dog’ – for an explanation.

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    The Tit in No 10 says:

    Oh I do so jolly well agree! I was very impressed, – and I’m sure Tony was too! I just lurve Tony – he’s such an inspiration don’t cha know!!

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    Revd. (£rd Fucking Way) Phoney B£iar, sanctimonious git and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:

    The real Triumph of that Tent Night was my River of Fire!!! – what did you think? – great wasn’t it?

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    Blubber Boris says:

    “An Olympic bronze medal – most made out of cheap copper – is worth barely three quid. An Olympic silver is worth £210 while the cost of the raw materials in a Gold gong is worth more than £400.

    The value of any Olympic gong isn’t just in the price of raw materials. But with one silver and one bronze won so far, the UK’s medal haul is worth just £213.”

    I’d say that was a cracking good return on 9 billion quid.

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    ROFLMAO says:

    I have to say, most of the comments here are usually drivel, but this one genuinely made me laugh out loud.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Is Nokia throwing an Olympic sport?

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    Ah! Monika says:


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    Oh! Sud de Nîmes says:

    She enlisted the services of her man “friend” to load her greenhouse onto a trailer and were last seen heading South East along the M20.

    Reports of a lady sitting in an armchair in a greenhouse on a trailer behind a Volvo have been Twittered to Sally Traffic and verified via the spycams.

    Destination: The nudist beaches of SW France, the postman believes.

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    Skippy says:

    And followed by:

    20:30 – 21:00 Panorama

    Disabled or Faking It?

    How the government plans to get people claiming disability benefits back into work.

    Bloody hell, the S.L&L brigade getting a stuffing tonight.

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    Oh! Sud de Nîmes says:

    Seen one you’ve seen them all.


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    Leftie and Rightie says:

    But even if it had been neutral, you’d have complained that it didn’t declare Thatcher as the greatest human being of all time. Conservatives are always looking for an excuse to get angry and indignant. The left tend to be hypocrites, the right tend to see leftwing conspiracies everywhere. I suggest you all get together in a large hall and fight it out to the death.

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    Genevieve says:


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    Anonymous says:

    nell has finally realised that the great white hope Cameron, isn’t

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    Kenneth Moron says:

    Is there a link to the camel toes, or not?

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    Aidan Burley says:

    I’ve got the horn for a woman dressed in a leather Nazi uniform whipping me while reading excerpts from Mein Kamp out loud.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Did she take the tomato plants with her, dear?

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    Anonymous says:

    Anybody ever seen a woman working in a road gang, y’know just for equal opportunities sake? Thought not, yet they never fucking stop whingeing that they are under represented in boardrooms.

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    Genevieve says:

    Fuck off, you pervert. What do you think of mine, tho?

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    The (National) Socialist Clitorati says:

    Mad Hat is OUR Leader!! Hail to thee!!!

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    Kenneth Moron says:

    Closer. My optician has gone on holiday.

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    Genevieve says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Oh do fuck off, I don’t want to see any fucking politician mentioned thank you. I just want to see a fucking show, that’s it. What we got was a party political broadcast for the Labour Party ffs. There were even some Labourites who were honest and admitted it, so piss off with your lame excuses.

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    Kenneth Moron says:

    I’m not deaf, I don’t think. It does look like a camel’s toe, doesn’t it?

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    fiebol electronics says:

    We scam for a living.

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    Genevieve says:

    What about this?

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    Ed Balls (SS commandant wannabe) says:

    Wait your turn, I saw her first!! Sieg Heil!

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    Enoch Powell's gimp says:

    Blow me.

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    Kenneth Moron says:

    That looks like a spider with a large body.

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    fiebol electronics says:

    Fraud is our game.

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    Kenneth Moron says:

    It’s either breathing or winking at me.

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    fiebol electronics says:

    Pay your money into our LLoyds TSB account. Thanks suckers!

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    Genevieve says:

    What if I do this, Kenny …….

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    Kenneth Moron says:

    All I can see are legs, now.

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    Genevieve says:

    Good. It’s still working.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Oh your such a choc ice Diane.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    your? you are.

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    Tachybaptus says:

    What return? We paid for the gongs too.

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    NBC Sports Programming says:

    We bought the Olympic coverage as a prestige item, seeing as how we were the last-place network (and not coincidentally the most left-leaning as well) and we were otherwise hemorrhaging viewership, under the stewardship of Jeffrey Immelt as CEO of General Electric, our then-parent company. Mr Immelt, an Obama appointee to the what-you-would-call-a-Quango which seeks to raise the level of American competitiveness in the global mar*ket, is a well-known surreptitious embargo breaker with the Iranians, through providing parts usable for weapons systems, by way of the subterfuge of dummy offshore corporations, the profits from which he dare not repatriate to the US and actually have to pay the higher US corporate tax rate. In any event Jeff Immelt approved paying way too much money for the Olympic coverage, just so NBC could have more hours of original programming on their cable operations, in hopes that the public, seeing something besides the 59th rerun of some reality show, might actually watch, for which NBC could charge more for the commercials. The situation to which the poster alludes is NBC’s free-broadcast coverage, which goes up against the local baseball coverage in the large mar*kets, and would get shellacked if NBC were to show just Chinamen winning medals, however closer to the truth that might be. You have to get the male audience with the hoops, and you have to lure the women away from Big Brother, Dancing With The Stars, and all the other clones of UK shows, by showing the gymnastics. (Swimming and track & field always do fairly well anyway.) The retarded announcers are there just to lull the viewers into not thinking about why they are watching endless hours of preliminary heats/games before NBC shows the medal rounds in the 10 o’clock hour, the results of which one could find on the ‘Net if one wanted, and are there to induce a stupor that prevents viewers from switching away.
    In brief, we paid our money, and we’ve taken our choice as to how we present all this nonsense parading itself as a sports festival– got it?

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    The status of your third word can be interpreted in at least the same number of ways.

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    subtle says:

    Is this any better:


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    Ewaname says:

    Hiya , sweetheart x .

    I fairly easy come , easy go .

    Ewa , btw . Pleeezed to meet me , babes ???

    I whips u while recitin Mein Kampf in a Stephen Hawkins voice , yeah ??

    My Google thingy don’t do Hitler , I doesn’t think : (

    Then u spank Ewa in a Edwina Curry voice , yeah ??

    RSVP soonish

    E x .

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    Leftie Multicultural Crap says:

    Oh I would would I?
    I’ve never voted for Fatcher in my entire life you presumptuous little twat! But I know multicultural left-wing bollocks when I see it and idiots who don’t know the difference between politics and patriotism.

    Get back to the BBC brainwash channel quick, if you stay around here too long your likely to wake up and snap out of it.

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    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We are so shocked at the way in which people are being tested for incapacity benefit that we have decided to donate a percentage of the tax we extort from the population to help their cause. (0.000000000000000000000001%)

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    erm... says:

    tone has moved on. the excruitingly painful of journey of accepting responsibility has begun. He accepted some mild responsibility for the economy…during his ……unsure when..his time in office …brown’s time in office…or dave’s time in office. all a blur. sad.

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    BSF-lover says:

    You want me to jump-start The Corsair and motor, chevron?

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    subtle says:

    BSF could mean

    Bachelor of Science in Finance
    Basic Sliding Fee
    Basal Skull Fracture, a head injury
    Bean Scripting Framework, in relation to Java programming language
    Bibliothécaires Sans Frontières, a French charitable organisation
    Bible Study Fellowship, an international Christian organisation
    Big Sandwich Friday
    United States-Israel Binational Science Foundation (BSF)
    BioSand Filter, water filtration technique
    Black Sea Forum for Partnership and Dialogue, regional forum first held in 2006
    Black Soldier Fly, (Larvae used in Permaculture)
    Bootstrapping Server Function part of GAA/GBA Generic Bootstrapping Architecture
    Border Security Force, Indian government paramilitary force
    Boy Sets Fire, an American post-hardcore rock band
    Brandy Station Foundation, an organization devoted to preserving a battle site in Virginia, USA
    British Shipping Federation
    Binary Star Friends
    British Standard Fine, an imperial-unit based screw-thread standard
    Building Schools for the Future, a UK Government initiative to rebuild schools, begun in 2004
    BSF, Taiwan’s Time signal
    The Bit Scan Forward x86 instruction, used to compute find first set

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    screw that says:

    He wants you to stop squatting.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Thanks for the Mail :) although the comment was eventually removed.

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    subtle says:

    I am a property.

    Not merely related to one.

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    Bloody, Soft Faeces says:

    Where we goin then ?? x

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    subtle says:

    I went on all fours
    To massive applause

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    Ewaname says:

    Yeah ?? *picks nose*

    Shit happens , I spose : )

    E x .

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    ROLF says:

    ‘Pleeezed to meet me , babes ???’

    Very much so. Are you new?

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    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Used to be great when we did politics , now we seem to just do newspapers and hacks
    Oh for the good old days !

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    Glugger says:

    New, as in an unopened bottle of twelve year-old single malt, I suspect.

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    Time Lord says:

    Gimme 5

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    Anonymous says:

    No politicians I said cloth ears!! What a cuпt.

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    subtle says:

    I have…twice. x

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    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I wish to report ‘ Mission Accomplished’ for the five years I was paid to act as Middle East P3ace Envoy.

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    brb/fag break says:

    Start the 5 from NOW , hun xx

    I be there , not square ♥

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    ASHCROFT, ashcroft, a..s...h...c...r...o...f...t says:

    Doing the BBC’s job now Jimmy?

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    subtle says:

    brb: Birmingham Royal Ballet?

    Amazing the refinement of people yer meets here … ♥

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    egg timer says:

    Time ain’t up , yet .

    We doin email , Nipple , or what ??

    Where E look in one minute , baby ????


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    Hefferlite says:

    Bathroom break, sir. *rolls fag*

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    Anonymous says:

    I’m glad you’ve realised that atheism is just another belief system.

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    subtle says:

    nipple and

    Do em in reverse hun , since yer behind yerself . xx

    S xx ♥

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    a name says:

    I fuckin confused , now ♥

    Tell me where u want me , SC x .

    I go there . E x .

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    I wish to report ‘ Mission Accomplished’ with abolishing Boom & Bust.

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    Rory says:

    I’m a lefty but don’t see how this is anything party political. The whole Olympic Stalinist-capitalist complex is beyond party politics and beyond parody. They’re all utter scum and they should all be taken out and shot at dawn. One paper today (can’t remember which) said you can’t link to the official site from a webpage that isn’t 100% complimentary about the whole shebang. I don’t know why we’ve bothered fighting for democracy/against fascism (delete as applicable if you’re the sort who only believes in your tribe) when we sell the lot for a fucking big mac. Scum. Actually, shooting’s too good for them. (NB Olympic scum are utter shite – see here: http://www.london2012.com/ Now come and nick me you money-grabbing-Stalinist swine.)

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    Capt. Koinup says:

    Go with the flow, young E.

    Follow your hooters.

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    subtle says:

    *shouts quitely* NIPPLE!

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    Another Engineer says:

    I cаn fоrgіvе thе ‘multіculturаl crаp’, but I thоught thе NHS bіt wаs prеtty іll аdvіsеd. Thе lеftіеs thіnk thаt іt іs а mаjоr pаrt оf thе UK but nоbоdy оutsіdе sееs іt thаt wаy.

    On thе оthеr hаnd, I dіd hеаr thе Dаmbustеrs mаrch sоmеwhеrе – I wоndеr whаt thе Gеrmаns mаdе оf thаt оnе…

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    Ten Coe says:

    Fucking Japs.

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    A Cunt says:

    Once a Hunt always a Hunt

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    Too true says:

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    G4$ says:

    Our next big winner is to privatise UK athletics and athletes. We would offshore the UK team for a fraction of the cost to a third world country. There would be huge savings …. yes we wouldn’t get many medals, but hey, we don’t now so no loss.

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    Kay Burley says:

    Your place or mine Big Boy?

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    Pakistan says:

    No, but we do throwing a cricket match.

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    therapy doesn't get any cheaper than this says:

    Is it a full moon by any chance?

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    Mr Nobody says:

    Very little leftie crap in the ceremony. It was a poor attempt at goading non-lefties, but CND lost the argument before the communists so Danny may as well have had the performers form a hammer and sickle. As for the bit with nurses and children bouncing on beds (WTF?) most Tories approve of the NHS and merely wish to reform it to improve its efficiency, against the wishes of the regressive unions and their allies in Labour.

    If this was a leftie Trojan horse it didn’t have any soldiers in it.

  155. 155
    Mr Nobody says:

    What, the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation? Good luck with that…

  156. 156
    subtle says:

    Ah! You may be right. But:

    Therapist = The rapist

  157. 157
    Living in 98 percent Merseyside says:

    That figures almost tallies with the number of muzzies we have living on the Wirral.

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    erm... says:

    this is correct…it was just too dark. no masculine bright energy. unbalanced…..having said that we as a nation are grounded….and hence feminine……more sports please Britain.
    the underlying msg though was that no matter who you are it’s ok. it is ok to be YOU.

  159. 159
    Leftie Multicultural Crap says:

    Well lets just see if another shit story about ASHCROFT! stops it losing 50% of it’s readership per year eh Jimmy.

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    *swoons* says:

    Thank you.

  161. 161
    *swoons* says:

    ..for allowing me to go off-topic occasionally.

  162. 162
    erm... says:

    west looks for god in the sky.
    east looks for god in the heart.
    gold though is with those through whom god speaks. The chinese have it.

  163. 163
    GentleBot says:

    You’re very welcome. Try to post something relevant if you feel able. It can be tricky if you’re not in the mood.

  164. 164
    Gordon ( sold Gold at the bottom ) Brown says:

    I wish the Indy well in this most worthwhile endeavour.

  165. 165
    Blowing Whistles says:

    How about a ‘hissy fit’ for one instance.

    Gordo ought to have been sectioned by FTAC years ago – but hey FTAC were wholly dependent upon the then government of gordo for their funding!!!!

    It ain’t rocket science to work that one out.

  166. 166
    erm... says:

    all existence need
    a yin and a yang.
    a female and a male.
    dark and light
    passive and active
    we would be damn good health if we submitted to this philosophy. HK has given in to the Chinese…their women have the highest longevity in the world.
    Before God spoke thru the Americans and the Japanese women had the highest longevity in the world. it seems our well being lies in submission to the chinese philosophy of life.

  167. 167
    Free-flowin says:

    Fuckin HARD to find your choice comments these days, though!

  168. 168
    Your Fat-Fuck Landlord says:

    I’m a control freak. Welcome to my world. Your favourite post is over there -> or maybe <- that way.

    I'm such a tit but the suckers keep giving me money so I'll keep taking it.

    Keep reading the fucking screen.

  169. 169
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    it’s all getting a bit all the same isn’t it ?

  170. 170
    not a machine says:

    mmm will ponder that one later although not with the 41% , depends on how much they want to clutch at discredited straws , you can have some sympathetic feelings I suppose towards habitual tendencies in the democratic spectrum , I dont see it as dumb as that however , best leave till later . I mean given we have found out a little more about how the last lot played, if they cant process it, even at the plain wrong level, of everything this country has gone through and worked at , whats the point ….

    Wondering why , if TV rights are free to globe , why sky cannot show footage even if not live ,any answers Mr Hunt ??? seems a shame for major host nation channel to miss out being as they giving some good coverage .

  171. 171
    Revd. (£rd Fucking Way) Phoney B£iar, sanctimonious git and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:

    I reiterate! The only way to achieve harmony with the Muzzys is to pay me £ots of money so that I can te££ you to pay the Muzzys £ots of Money, – and they can pay me some too!

    Must dash! Cherry’s waiting in bed for me!

  172. 172
    The Tit in No 10 says:

    One really is quite content to just sit here on one’s arse – like one did when Gordo was PM – saves lots of work and angst – and I’ve got a nice little number lined up in Brussels – and then, HEaven! – Berlin with Angela!!!!

  173. 173
    Silly's private passageway says:

    I haven’t had much use lately

  174. 174
    not a machine says:

    Why has panorama done a bit on sickness claim problems , when so close to para olympics ?? whiffs of own goal to me .

  175. 175
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m incap …. incapacer ……. incompe …… I can’t do my jobbys ….. I’ve lost my marbles, moral compass, direction and Nokia.

    Please contribute £50 per month to my fund!

  176. 176
    Jimmy says:

    I like to think of it as the Lord’s work.

  177. 177
    anonymous says:

    Grayling is a nazi murderer

    Cameron is a murdering c’unt

    Tories are the third reich

  178. 178
    Juan Juanate says:

    All I wanted was a choc-ice, Juan Juanate.

  179. 179
    Angela Merkel says:

    Meine Fruchtblase geplatzt.

  180. 180
    Gordon Brown (hanging from the ceiling fan) says:

    Choc-latte …… yum yum.

  181. 181
    David Moby-Duck Cameron says:

    I had Nell going for a while !

  182. 182
    Agent Orange says:

    Nice one, Angela !

  183. 183
    Jack says:

    I’m alright, my car’s an automatic.

  184. 184
    Your Fat-Fuck Landlord says:


  185. 185
    Bra veheart says:

    Thanks for lending me your support.

  186. 186
    eey0nyk says:

    Women worked on road gangs in the USSR, so I’m led to believe.

  187. 187
    Steve Sourwan, Orcland says:

    Anyone who knows who Gimlied my Pompous City should give me a ring.

  188. 188
    Liam Byrne says:

    I am afraid there are no medals left. Have these Roneoed certificates instead.

  189. 189
    Ed Bear's luncheon engagement says:

    Poor sod. I did the Tudors for ‘O’ level history many years ago and nobody mentioned that Liz 1 was a muzzie!

  190. 190
    Ed Bear's luncheon engagement says:

    The soldiers were all out at short notice guarding the perimeters while the pIggrims were doing the frolicking.

  191. 191
    Hice Husband says:

    Well, if that’s what they want, let them do all the work while us chaps sit home watching the snooker.

  192. 192
    Hice Husband says:

    Oddly enough, I recently asked my 25 year old nephew and his 23 year old wife if they knew the word Roneo and if so what it was. They both shook their heads. I then asked about Gestetner, with a similar response.

    Life has clearly moved on at express pace if what was common language 20 years ago has now been completely written out of history. They laughed out loud when I described how copies were made back then with typewriters and waxy stencils.

    All these kids know now is computers aand electronic printers. Lucky them!

  193. 193
    Gimme a break! says:

    Is the entire board of the FA made up of old farts, immigrants or thickheads? Or all three? These people need a sharp icecream cone stuck up their backsides to wake them up and bring them into the real world.

  194. 194
    moby dick says:

    take it bbc has a 4 day delay—-i cant seem to find team UKs gold medals

  195. 195
    Gimme a break! says:

    If you lot had a memory bigger than the size of a peanut, you would have recalled that some time ago Nell told us she was taking little Nell away on a cruise for a few weeks. No doubt she’ll be back when her boat comes in.

  196. 196
    Gimme a break! says:

    “all in it together” ring any bells?

  197. 197
    Gimme a break! says:

    Don’t count your chickens, sunshine. there is a goood chance Angy baby may lose the upcoming election – then where would you be?

  198. 198
    Gimme a break! says:

    Because benefit fraud is far more important than watching a bunch of drugged up freaks running and jumping.

  199. 199
    Twat ta says:

    Rwitter has always sucked slowly!

  200. 200

    1. Is Nokia-throwing an Olympic sport? Gordon should excel for once in his miserable life.

    2. Is Nokia throwing an Olympic sport? Are Nokia hosting an Olympic event?

    3. Is Nokia throwing an Olympic sport? Is Knokia interfering with the course of an Olympic sport (match fixing)?

    There are some 20 others but I don’t have that much strength left to talk about it…


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  202. 202
    UKIP.i.am says:

    What’s wrong with murdering Nazis (i.e. National Socialists)?

  203. 203
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Or we could just continue as we are by inshoring the worlds best athletes from third world countries and then they can represent Great Britain.

  204. 204
    Procrustes says:

    Which one? Labour created so many of them

  205. 205
    Liam Byrne says:

    I wish to report there’s no money left.

    Well what else did anyone expect after 13 years of Labour government?

  206. 206
    Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

    That figure almost tallies with the percentage of people living on the Wirral who are muzzies.

  207. 207
    BoJo bus says:

    I travel on London buses and as much as I like BoJo, I’m rather tired of hearing his “Hello, this is the mayor of London, plan your journey” message every ten minutes. But I suppose I should just be glad it’s not Ken Livingstone instead telling us “Make sure to pray 5 times today, now here’s a recitation from the koran.”

  208. 208
    Anonymous says:

    This is a “story” ???

  209. 209
    Anonymous says:

    Your Fruitbubble has burst?

  210. 210

    Fuck’s sake, fucking police and CPS, you have all let your dads down by turning this poxy fucking shit country into the fucking GD FUCKING R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wtf has happened to this country?

  211. 211
    Aidan Burley says:

    I am able to confirm that that I have never been,nor ever will be a “twitter troll”

  212. 212
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    You forgot Big Sweaty Fanny !

  213. 213
    Outreach Equalitative Inclusionary Diversification Advisor Chappie says:

    It’s the taking part that counts.

  214. 214
    RTE says:

    The Protestant badminton player shouldnt be near our Gaelic Irish Roman Catholic team.

  215. 215
    The Libor party says:

    We had control for 13 ( unlucky ) years.

  216. 216
    PC Plod says:

    Which part is it you say has been taken ?

  217. 217
    Not everybody on ESA is a scrounger says:

    I think the actual point they made was that these ATOS assessments are not actually catching out so called “benefit-cheats” but are actually assessing people who are really sick and incapable of work as actually capable of work and that decisions are being overturned at tribunal. In two cases they assessed a guy waiting for a heart operation and advised by doctors to do no strenuous activity as he could just keel over as fit to work…..a copule of weeks later he keeled over and died as a result of them telling him he was capable of work so he started doing strenuous activities.Another guy had emphysea and could barely walk 50 yards…but was assessed 4 times despite tribunal ocverturning the decison each time as capable of work.He;s now in hospital coughing up blood and half his lung !!

  218. 218
    Dave & Seb says:

    This will be our BEST Olympics ever !!!

  219. 219
    erm... says:

    issue is not us.
    we need to physically active. inactive bodies get cold.

  220. 220
    erm... says:

    *need to get

  221. 221
    erm... says:

    *issue is us.

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