July 30th, 2012

Twitter Gag Indy LA Hack

No word from the social network yet, but the Indy are telling their side of the story:

Twitter and journalists don’t seem to be having a very good time at the moment…


221 Comments

  1. 1
    Tachybaptus says:

    Fairly mild punishment. I am thinking of the printer (can’t remember his name) who published a pamphlet mildly critical of Queen Elizabeth I, for which his right hand was cut off. ‘God save the Queen!’ he shouted loyally, waving his bloody stump.

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      eagleash says:

      That was John Stubbs….yes really…..

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      Old Grumpy says:

      This what happens when you complain about NBC!………. FYI, if you are not already aware, NBC refused to show the Olympics Opening Ceremony live. They wanted to maximise Advertising Revenue, by transmitting a heavily edited recording from 20.30 EST……… In their editing, they cut out large chunks, like the 7/7 memorial part (in its entirety)……… They are doing their best to pre-empt widespread criticism!

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        Old Grumpy says:

        I should have also pointed out that, not only did they edit out the 7/7 memorial section, BUT THEY REPLACED IT WITH RYAN SEACREST!!!!!!!!……… How bloody awful!!!!!!!

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    • 31
      Carl Sargeant, Labour minister for local government, Welsh Assembly, re Olympic ceremony says:

      “the best Labour party political broadcast I have seen in a while”

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        The Tit in No 10 says:

        Oh I do so jolly well agree! I was very impressed, – and I’m sure Tony was too! I just lurve Tony – he’s such an inspiration don’t cha know!!

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          erm... says:

          tone has moved on. the excruitingly painful of journey of accepting responsibility has begun. He accepted some mild responsibility for the economy…during his ……unsure when..his time in office …brown’s time in office…or dave’s time in office. all a blur. sad.

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        Rory says:

        I’m a lefty but don’t see how this is anything party political. The whole Olympic Stalinist-capitalist complex is beyond party politics and beyond parody. They’re all utter scum and they should all be taken out and shot at dawn. One paper today (can’t remember which) said you can’t link to the official site from a webpage that isn’t 100% complimentary about the whole shebang. I don’t know why we’ve bothered fighting for democracy/against fascism (delete as applicable if you’re the sort who only believes in your tribe) when we sell the lot for a fucking big mac. Scum. Actually, shooting’s too good for them. (NB Olympic scum are utter shite – see here: http://www.london2012.com/ Now come and nick me you money-grabbing-Stalinist swine.)

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  2. 2
    Aunty Matter says:

    Did he complain that Danny Boyle is a fucking mong and the opening ceremony was the biggest ever advert for lefty twats?

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      Relax, its a load of guff. says:

      The politics was fine by me: you may feel it was lefty bollocks – in fact much of it was, but he was entitled to express his vision. A discourse on British military prowess would have been pretty tactless given the large number of countries with prickliness about having been on the wrong end of it at some point in thier histories.

      What I feel was less impressive was his choice of musicians. The dance sequences went on for far too long and Paul McCartney was dreadful. A good thing we are only paying him a quid for his services.

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      Sir William Waad says:

      Yet it included three hymns, all performed audibly.

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        The Millenium Dome....now there was a piece of lefty crap says:

        Indeed it included I believe “Jerusalem” and if memory serves isn’t that the tune the Tory faithful close their conference with ? And I can’t for the life of me get this “lefty crap” business allegation….what does Aunty wan’t amassed ranks of Mosley’s Blackshirts tableau marching on Cable Street or perhaps a staged charge of mounted police on cast members playing Miners ??

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          are you fucking blind? says:

          Er, you didn’t see the swaggering, nasty capitalist pigs in their child catcher top hats then? Oh, and the hymn to the NHS, so great it’s copied the world over? (haha). Oh, and what about the two kids with the mobile phones in the Digital Age section. You might have thought a ginger or a blonde, or even a mousy haired kid would have been more representative of these septic isles…….woudln’t you? Not to mention Doreen Lawrence and Shami Chakrabarti carrying the Olympic flag ffs. Oh fuck, I did mention it.

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          • Mr Nobody says:

            Very little leftie crap in the ceremony. It was a poor attempt at goading non-lefties, but CND lost the argument before the communists so Danny may as well have had the performers form a hammer and sickle. As for the bit with nurses and children bouncing on beds (WTF?) most Tories approve of the NHS and merely wish to reform it to improve its efficiency, against the wishes of the regressive unions and their allies in Labour.

            If this was a leftie Trojan horse it didn’t have any soldiers in it.

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          • Ed Bear's luncheon engagement says:

            The soldiers were all out at short notice guarding the perimeters while the pIggrims were doing the frolicking.

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          Perry Neum says:

          Elderly folks floating in their own shit and piss in the hospital beds,a parade of burnt Iraqi babies and a huge money bonfire.

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          • Leftie Multicultural Crap says:

            They could have done a big evil Gordo Brown selling huge ingots of gold off with Blair starting illegal wars in the background wile the rest of the Labour party erode free speech and brainwash our children. Then finish off with a finally of big brother CCTV, speed cameras and stealth taxes. I was going to add mass immigration in to the mix but the cheeky fuckers already did that.

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        • 34
          Leftie Multicultural Crap says:

          Were you pissed at the time?

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          Revd. (£rd Fucking Way) Phoney B£iar, sanctimonious git and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:

          The real Triumph of that Tent Night was my River of Fire!!! – what did you think? – great wasn’t it?

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  3. 3
    Tom Fatson says:

    The Indy are an omni-shambles. Time for me to try to shut them down.

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  4. 4
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Who’s winning though, dear? Is there going to be a naked mud-wrestle? *grabs knitting*

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  5. 6
    @OnTwitter says:

    LMFAO @ all of this shit

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Your journalist or broadcaster is all in favour of freedom of speech as long as s/he’s doing the speaking.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I do quite like this Blog, I can see it becoming a bit like “have I got news for you” for the blogosphere” but more “inclusive”

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    fitzfitz says:

    The opening pageant was not so much leftist as feminised – the foregrounded content was utterly feminised in sensibility from multi cult to health care to the petals of the cauldron . Unbalanced .

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      the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      closely observed point

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        the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

        fitzfitz: you may have put your finger on what is wrong. yes I think so, the masculine, aggressive side has been put down by the womens’ lib mothers that we have now a nation of pansy no hopers, by God I think you have hit on it.

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          housey mousey says:

          My missus says, women want to be men, what with sports cars, football, getting pissed up in the bars and tattoo’s, she may be right.

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          • Lampshade says:

            Few women really want to be men: they are too risk averse to want to routinely work on building sites, down mines or to die for their country.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Anybody ever seen a woman working in a road gang, y’know just for equal opportunities sake? Thought not, yet they never fucking stop whingeing that they are under represented in boardrooms.

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          • eey0nyk says:

            Women worked on road gangs in the USSR, so I’m led to believe.

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          UKIP.i.am says:

          How are we doing in the synchronised flower-arranging? Did we get a medal in the jam making event? Seriously though, is it a coincidence we have won two medals so far, both in women’s events?

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          • the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

            it was about testing strength, endurance, prowess. We think that we can defend our space on earth with weaponry and subterfuge and have no need of masculine abilities and skills so the immediacy of the challenges has gone

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      A deliberate act of islamophobia?

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        the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

        stop been a fucking surrealist and take at least one post seriously FuckWitRetard

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      erm... says:

      this is correct…it was just too dark. no masculine bright energy. unbalanced…..having said that we as a nation are grounded….and hence feminine……more sports please Britain.
      .
      the underlying msg though was that no matter who you are it’s ok. it is ok to be YOU.

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    brown out and pay me damages says:

    Further proof that lefty media is hopelessly lost up it’s own arse.

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    Socialist worker says:

    Im in US just now and NBC’s (non live for some strange reason) coverage is bad beyond belief

    endless adverts and the sort of retard commentators you think only exist on South Park or Family Guy – but no they are real and are going to have their moronic say until the ads come back on.

    No one watching NBC would know that China is wupping the US in the gold medal race

    Some viewers wont even know that no US competitors are allowed to win anything if all they watch is NBC

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      O'bummer land says:

      Stay on topic you whore!

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    • 63
      Kent Brockman says:

      I, for one, salute our new Twitter-censoring overlords.

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      NBC Sports Programming says:

      We bought the Olympic coverage as a prestige item, seeing as how we were the last-place network (and not coincidentally the most left-leaning as well) and we were otherwise hemorrhaging viewership, under the stewardship of Jeffrey Immelt as CEO of General Electric, our then-parent company. Mr Immelt, an Obama appointee to the what-you-would-call-a-Quango which seeks to raise the level of American competitiveness in the global mar*ket, is a well-known surreptitious embargo breaker with the Iranians, through providing parts usable for weapons systems, by way of the subterfuge of dummy offshore corporations, the profits from which he dare not repatriate to the US and actually have to pay the higher US corporate tax rate. In any event Jeff Immelt approved paying way too much money for the Olympic coverage, just so NBC could have more hours of original programming on their cable operations, in hopes that the public, seeing something besides the 59th rerun of some reality show, might actually watch, for which NBC could charge more for the commercials. The situation to which the poster alludes is NBC’s free-broadcast coverage, which goes up against the local baseball coverage in the large mar*kets, and would get shellacked if NBC were to show just Chinamen winning medals, however closer to the truth that might be. You have to get the male audience with the hoops, and you have to lure the women away from Big Brother, Dancing With The Stars, and all the other clones of UK shows, by showing the gymnastics. (Swimming and track & field always do fairly well anyway.) The retarded announcers are there just to lull the viewers into not thinking about why they are watching endless hours of preliminary heats/games before NBC shows the medal rounds in the 10 o’clock hour, the results of which one could find on the ‘Net if one wanted, and are there to induce a stupor that prevents viewers from switching away.
      In brief, we paid our money, and we’ve taken our choice as to how we present all this nonsense parading itself as a sports festival– got it?

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    ToonBob... says:

    Twitter ye not……… tit heeds !

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    British Propaganda Broadcasting Company says:

    GB with a STUNNING and SPECTACULAR bronze medal in the gymnastics after initially placing second.

    No doubt the Japanese were cashing in on some private favors, as Great Britain STORMED ahead of the pack with a TERRIFIC display of strength, courage and gymnastic skill. They were unlucky not to win gold!

    Dear Great Britain, be nothing but proud and impressed by our gymnasts. Bronze is an AMAZING achievement, that’s what we should focus on… @mrjakehumphrey

    Some say our Olympic broadcasting would put Joseph Goebbels to shame, but we at the BBC are simply proud of our brilliant British athletes who are obviously among the world’s best!

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    • 155
      Mr Nobody says:

      What, the Bolshevik Broadcasting Corporation? Good luck with that…

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      Liam Byrne says:

      I am afraid there are no medals left. Have these Roneoed certificates instead.

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      • 192
        Hice Husband says:

        Oddly enough, I recently asked my 25 year old nephew and his 23 year old wife if they knew the word Roneo and if so what it was. They both shook their heads. I then asked about Gestetner, with a similar response.

        Life has clearly moved on at express pace if what was common language 20 years ago has now been completely written out of history. They laughed out loud when I described how copies were made back then with typewriters and waxy stencils.

        All these kids know now is computers aand electronic printers. Lucky them!

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I did read somewhere that there is a Greek religious teaching of some sort that is acceptable by roman Catholics and COEs and the rest but I suppose there’s no chance the Muslims and others would buy into some kind of universal belief so we could just get on with that in our private lives and deal with the more important issues sensibly ?

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      UKIP.i.am says:

      What’s wrong with the universal belief that there aint no logic for any sky fairy?

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      • 52
        UKIP.i.am says:

        I take it all back. There is a sky fairy.

        http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/19052103

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        • 178
          Juan Juanate says:

          All I wanted was a choc-ice, Juan Juanate.

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          • Gimme a break! says:

            Is the entire board of the FA made up of old farts, immigrants or thickheads? Or all three? These people need a sharp icecream cone stuck up their backsides to wake them up and bring them into the real world.

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      • 138
        Anonymous says:

        I’m glad you’ve realised that atheism is just another belief system.

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        erm... says:

        west looks for god in the sky.
        east looks for god in the heart.
        .
        gold though is with those through whom god speaks. The chinese have it.

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          erm... says:

          .
          all existence need
          a yin and a yang.
          a female and a male.
          dark and light
          passive and active
          .
          we would be damn good health if we submitted to this philosophy. HK has given in to the Chinese…their women have the highest longevity in the world.
          .
          Before God spoke thru the Americans and the Japanese women had the highest longevity in the world. it seems our well being lies in submission to the chinese philosophy of life.

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  14. 43
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    YAWN !

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  15. 46
    Aidan Burley says:

    Choc Ice or Coconut anyone?

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    • 48
      UKIP.i.am says:

      Is the most popular sport among the Afro-caribbean people whitebait fishing?

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        The Paragnostic says:

        Dunno, but any good Caribbean restaurant will do a nice plate of deep fried whitebait (though they may call them “sprats”).

        Delicious served with the usual staple grain and green legume…

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    • 49
      John Terry says:

      I wouldn’t touch that multicultural crap with a fucking barge pole!

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    • 58
      Diane Fatbutt says:

      I’ve noticed far too many milky bars in the Olympic swimming events today with no choc-ices to be seen anywhere, in fact I’ve not seen one box of black magic at all.
      I’ll be writing to Trevor at the EHRC about this blatant wacism!

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        the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

        you do get lots of sprats feeding off the sewage outlets, yummy

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    Drop the Great, we're just Britain now says:

    http://www.london2012.com/medals/medal-count/

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    I tell you what I want, what I really, really want says:

    Those of you who’ve been complaining that the Olympics ceremony was leftie, and those who even said it should’ve acknowledged Churchill, clearly missed the bit where they showed a 6ft digital recreation of Churchill which the cameras swooped over and around. But never let the facts get in the way of a good paranoid rant. I’d reserve my ire for the closing ceremony which will have the Spice Girls reuniting. Now that truly is diabolical.

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    • 59
      Leftie Multicultural Crap says:

      Oh give over, it was completely unrepresentative and politically biased.

      This was the Olympics opening ceremony, Danny Boyle should have left the politics to one side but he couldn’t could he!

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        Leftie and Rightie says:

        But even if it had been neutral, you’d have complained that it didn’t declare Thatcher as the greatest human being of all time. Conservatives are always looking for an excuse to get angry and indignant. The left tend to be hypocrites, the right tend to see leftwing conspiracies everywhere. I suggest you all get together in a large hall and fight it out to the death.

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        • 95
          Anonymous says:

          Oh do fuck off, I don’t want to see any fucking politician mentioned thank you. I just want to see a fucking show, that’s it. What we got was a party political broadcast for the Labour Party ffs. There were even some Labourites who were honest and admitted it, so piss off with your lame excuses.

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        • 115
          Leftie Multicultural Crap says:

          Oh I would would I?
          I’ve never voted for Fatcher in my entire life you presumptuous little twat! But I know multicultural left-wing bollocks when I see it and idiots who don’t know the difference between politics and patriotism.

          Get back to the BBC brainwash channel quick, if you stay around here too long your likely to wake up and snap out of it.

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      • 145
        Another Engineer says:

        I cаn fоrgіvе thе ‘multіculturаl crаp’, but I thоught thе NHS bіt wаs prеtty іll аdvіsеd. Thе lеftіеs thіnk thаt іt іs а mаjоr pаrt оf thе UK but nоbоdy оutsіdе sееs іt thаt wаy.

        On thе оthеr hаnd, I dіd hеаr thе Dаmbustеrs mаrch sоmеwhеrе – I wоndеr whаt thе Gеrmаns mаdе оf thаt оnе…

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      Colonel Sanders says:

      I was going to have chicken drumsticks for dinner but i seem to have lost my appetite.

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  19. 57
    Dicks says:

    Do any of you watch the quiz show Cleverdicks hosted by Anne Widdecombe? Truly bizarre. It’s like someone’s acid fuelled idea brought to life.

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  20. 65
    Ah! Monika says:

    ” And tell me Gordon, what would winning a gold medal mean to you?”

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  21. 66
    Skippy says:

    C4-Dispatches: Using undercover filming, reporter Jackie Long investigates the shocking processes used to assess whether disabled benefit claimants should be declared fit for work.

    Lets hope the sick, lame and lazy bastards are squirming.

    The belief that ‘benefits’ are an entitlement is crippling this Country.

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    • 69
      Ah! Monika says:

      Surely pun intended.

      PS anyone seen nell?

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      • 80
        Oh! Sud de Nîmes says:

        She enlisted the services of her man “friend” to load her greenhouse onto a trailer and were last seen heading South East along the M20.

        Reports of a lady sitting in an armchair in a greenhouse on a trailer behind a Volvo have been Twittered to Sally Traffic and verified via the spycams.

        Destination: The nudist beaches of SW France, the postman believes.

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        • 195
          Gimme a break! says:

          If you lot had a memory bigger than the size of a peanut, you would have recalled that some time ago Nell told us she was taking little Nell away on a cruise for a few weeks. No doubt she’ll be back when her boat comes in.

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      • 82
        Skippy says:

        And followed by:

        20:30 – 21:00 Panorama

        Disabled or Faking It?

        How the government plans to get people claiming disability benefits back into work.

        Bloody hell, the S.L&L brigade getting a stuffing tonight.

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      • 86
        Anonymous says:

        nell has finally realised that the great white hope Cameron, isn’t

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      • 89
        Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

        Did she take the tomato plants with her, dear?

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  22. 68
    Diane Abbott says:

    I’d take my kids to Walls for an ice cream.

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    Olympic Totty Watch says:

    Someone must have warned them about visible cameltoes,i’m really not impressed.

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  24. 73
    Blowing Whistles says:

    It’s gotta be a rumour though – so … do any of you actually realise that NBC hold the broadcasting rights to the olympics and its they who control the overall broadcasting … that would explain why NBC took ‘offence’ at Guys Tweet about the ‘broadcast’ wouldn’t it?

    And while I am about it – most of the BBC outside broadcasting is supplied by … Sky … so what really is going on and who are the ‘con..troll…ing hand in it all’.

    Watch the film ‘wag the dog’ – for an explanation.

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    Blubber Boris says:

    “An Olympic bronze medal – most made out of cheap copper – is worth barely three quid. An Olympic silver is worth £210 while the cost of the raw materials in a Gold gong is worth more than £400.

    The value of any Olympic gong isn’t just in the price of raw materials. But with one silver and one bronze won so far, the UK’s medal haul is worth just £213.”

    I’d say that was a cracking good return on 9 billion quid.

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  26. 78
    Gordon Brown says:

    Is Nokia throwing an Olympic sport?

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      The status of your third word can be interpreted in at least the same number of ways.

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        Blowing Whistles says:

        How about a ‘hissy fit’ for one instance.

        Gordo ought to have been sectioned by FTAC years ago – but hey FTAC were wholly dependent upon the then government of gordo for their funding!!!!

        It ain’t rocket science to work that one out.

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          1. Is Nokia-throwing an Olympic sport? Gordon should excel for once in his miserable life.

          2. Is Nokia throwing an Olympic sport? Are Nokia hosting an Olympic event?

          3. Is Nokia throwing an Olympic sport? Is Knokia interfering with the course of an Olympic sport (match fixing)?

          There are some 20 others but I don’t have that much strength left to talk about it…

          http://www.thefreedictionary.com/throwing

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    • 152
      Pakistan says:

      No, but we do throwing a cricket match.

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    Aidan Burley says:

    I’ve got the horn for a woman dressed in a leather Nazi uniform whipping me while reading excerpts from Mein Kamp out loud.

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    fiebol electronics says:

    We scam for a living.

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    fiebol electronics says:

    Fraud is our game.

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    fiebol electronics says:

    Pay your money into our LLoyds TSB account. Thanks suckers!

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    Bollocks Broadcasting Corporation says:

    We are so shocked at the way in which people are being tested for incapacity benefit that we have decided to donate a percentage of the tax we extort from the population to help their cause. (0.000000000000000000000001%)

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    • 157
      Living in 98 percent Merseyside says:

      That figures almost tallies with the number of muzzies we have living on the Wirral.

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      • 175
        Gordon Brown says:

        I’m incap …. incapacer ……. incompe …… I can’t do my jobbys ….. I’ve lost my marbles, moral compass, direction and Nokia.

        Please contribute £50 per month to my fund!

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    • 206
      Living in 98 percent white Merseyside says:

      That figure almost tallies with the percentage of people living on the Wirral who are muzzies.

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  33. 127
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Used to be great when we did politics , now we seem to just do newspapers and hacks
    Oh for the good old days !

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  34. 132
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I wish to report ‘ Mission Accomplished’ for the five years I was paid to act as Middle East P3ace Envoy.

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    • 141
      Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

      I wish to report ‘ Mission Accomplished’ with abolishing Boom & Bust.

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    • 205
      Liam Byrne says:

      I wish to report there’s no money left.

      Well what else did anyone expect after 13 years of Labour government?

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  35. 146
    Ten Coe says:

    Fucking Japs.

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    Too true says:

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      The Tit in No 10 says:

      One really is quite content to just sit here on one’s arse – like one did when Gordo was PM – saves lots of work and angst – and I’ve got a nice little number lined up in Brussels – and then, HEaven! – Berlin with Angela!!!!

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      • 197
        Gimme a break! says:

        Don’t count your chickens, sunshine. there is a goood chance Angy baby may lose the upcoming election – then where would you be?

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    G4$ says:

    Our next big winner is to privatise UK athletics and athletes. We would offshore the UK team for a fraction of the cost to a third world country. There would be huge savings …. yes we wouldn’t get many medals, but hey, we don’t now so no loss.

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      UKIP.i.am says:

      Or we could just continue as we are by inshoring the worlds best athletes from third world countries and then they can represent Great Britain.

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    *swoons* says:

    Thank you.

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  40. 169
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    it’s all getting a bit all the same isn’t it ?

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    not a machine says:

    mmm will ponder that one later although not with the 41% , depends on how much they want to clutch at discredited straws , you can have some sympathetic feelings I suppose towards habitual tendencies in the democratic spectrum , I dont see it as dumb as that however , best leave till later . I mean given we have found out a little more about how the last lot played, if they cant process it, even at the plain wrong level, of everything this country has gone through and worked at , whats the point ….

    Wondering why , if TV rights are free to globe , why sky cannot show footage even if not live ,any answers Mr Hunt ??? seems a shame for major host nation channel to miss out being as they giving some good coverage .

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    Revd. (£rd Fucking Way) Phoney B£iar, sanctimonious git and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin says:

    I reiterate! The only way to achieve harmony with the Muzzys is to pay me £ots of money so that I can te££ you to pay the Muzzys £ots of Money, – and they can pay me some too!

    Must dash! Cherry’s waiting in bed for me!

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    not a machine says:

    Why has panorama done a bit on sickness claim problems , when so close to para olympics ?? whiffs of own goal to me .

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    • 198
      Gimme a break! says:

      Because benefit fraud is far more important than watching a bunch of drugged up freaks running and jumping.

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        Not everybody on ESA is a scrounger says:

        I think the actual point they made was that these ATOS assessments are not actually catching out so called “benefit-cheats” but are actually assessing people who are really sick and incapable of work as actually capable of work and that decisions are being overturned at tribunal. In two cases they assessed a guy waiting for a heart operation and advised by doctors to do no strenuous activity as he could just keel over as fit to work…..a copule of weeks later he keeled over and died as a result of them telling him he was capable of work so he started doing strenuous activities.Another guy had emphysea and could barely walk 50 yards…but was assessed 4 times despite tribunal ocverturning the decison each time as capable of work.He;s now in hospital coughing up blood and half his lung !!

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  44. 177
    anonymous says:

    Grayling is a nazi murderer

    Cameron is a murdering c’unt

    Tories are the third reich

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  45. 187
    Steve Sourwan, Orcland says:

    Anyone who knows who Gimlied my Pompous City should give me a ring.

    Like

  46. 194
    moby dick says:

    take it bbc has a 4 day delay—-i cant seem to find team UKs gold medals

    Like

  47. 199
    Twat ta says:

    Rwitter has always sucked slowly!

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  48. 207
    BoJo bus says:

    I travel on London buses and as much as I like BoJo, I’m rather tired of hearing his “Hello, this is the mayor of London, plan your journey” message every ten minutes. But I suppose I should just be glad it’s not Ken Livingstone instead telling us “Make sure to pray 5 times today, now here’s a recitation from the koran.”

    Like

  49. 210

    Fuck’s sake, fucking police and CPS, you have all let your dads down by turning this poxy fucking shit country into the fucking GD FUCKING R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    wtf has happened to this country?

    Like

  50. 211
    Aidan Burley says:

    I am able to confirm that that I have never been,nor ever will be a “twitter troll”

    Like

  51. 214
    RTE says:

    The Protestant badminton player shouldnt be near our Gaelic Irish Roman Catholic team.

    Like


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Revealed: Guido Fawkes Anniversary Dinner Guestlist | Peter Oborne
Give Journalists Public Interest Defence in Law | Guardian
Cameron Mustn’t Scupper TV Debates | Steve Hewlett
Double Standards of Police Leaks to Guardian | Mail
Legalise Pot | NY Times
How Police Hack Phones and Email | Times
Guardian Journalists Paid Above Market Worth | Tom Utley
Phillip Blond is the Opposite of a Champagne Socialist | Speccie
Did FBI Informant Hack The Sun? | Guardian
Newmark Was No Fishing Expedition | Press Gazette
Shapps: Voting UKIP Risks Ebola | Sun


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Great to hear Carswell call for inclusive policies and that UKIP must stand for first and second generation immigrants as much as the English.


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