July 30th, 2012

Friends Reunited


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Fine examples of Labour members!

  2. 2
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    You must get out more, 81LLy.

  3. 3
    smoggie says:

    They’d make a right pair of greasy bridesmaids.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    A 24/7 Guido fixation cannot be healthy.

  5. 5
    Jack Dromey says:

    Whilst Del Piero is certainly do-able, her voice is so deep it’d be wise to check for bollox before hailing a cab. I’m fed up with Harriet buckling up and taking me from behind.

  6. 6
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Whilst in his cups, did Draper do his Van Morrison impression?

  7. 7
    Mrs Robinson says:

    She married the Guardian’s meeja correspondent, James Robinson.

    Guardianistas United

  8. 8
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    Were McBride & Draper nuanced ?

  9. 9
    The Sword of Truth says:

    Dave is wrong.

    It Was.

    “leftie multicultural crap”.

  10. 10
    Anyone but Gordon says:

  11. 11
    Kebab Time says:

    Bit of pot,kettle,black there i think you will find. But am flattered by your concern for my well-being.

  12. 12
    jgm2 says:

    Dave (and Boris) are in an impossible situation. They can’t condemn the opening ceremony because to do so would be to put shit on their own Olympics. So they have to go along with it.

    Boyle and the bedwetters knew exactly what they were doing. They must be pissing themselves laughing. Yet another mine planted during the imbecility bobs to the surface and explodes in the T*ries faces.

  13. 13
    Nullbymouth says:

    Sorry none at all

  14. 14
    jgm2 says:


  15. 15
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    How about your esteemed hubby single-handedly trashing the UK economy to help bring about a communist utopia?

  16. 16
    jgm2 says:

    Alex Salmond – tirelessly working for English independence.

  17. 17
    Duty Pedant says:


  18. 18
    IMDB says:

    Mel Gibson?

  19. 19
    Ethel, Purley. says:

    Did he top himself?

  20. 20
    jgm2 says:

    Don’t mock the historical documents.

  21. 21
    Loungelizard says:

    Followed by a peerage for Boyle which makes it game set and match.

  22. 22
    Nullbymouth says:

    A true multi-culturalist like most scots

  23. 23
    Goldmany Sacks says:

    We nominate James Gordon Brown for lining investment bankers’ pockets with loadsamoney when he off-loaded the Nation’s Gold Reserves at bargain basement prices and for giving us plenty of time to ‘adjust’ the market prices in advance xxxxx

  24. 24
    SP4BS says:

    What about the guy that punched the burning man?

  25. 25
    Thumb Screw says:

    Where have those pesky thumbs gone?

    *thumbs air manically anyway*

  26. 26
    Nullbymouth says:

    You mean John Smeaton

  27. 27
    SP4BS says:

    Derek Draper could be Scottish if he was any good at sport.

  28. 28
    SP4BS says:

    Dave could be Scottish if he was any good at sport.

  29. 29
    jgm2 says:

    I thought being no good at sport was a pre-requisite for being scottish. Or perhaps that’s just football.

  30. 30
    McPoison says:

    Let us at the wedding buffet !!!

  31. 31
    smoggie says:

    Yogi Bear – the jock who invented tv.

  32. 32
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I don’t know, dear. Bar the bags under the bags under the eyes, I find a Guido-fixation rather wholesome.

  33. 33
    amongymouse says:


    The bastards aren’t even hiding it anymore. And they have pushed this narrative so far that Tories have to go along with it if not they fear they will lose their jobs. Sickening.

    I guarantee there will soon be a campaign by the bed wetters to get a knighthood for Boyle to cement this as the official history of Britain, horrible industrial capitalism saved by multiculturalism and the NHS.

  34. 34
    SP4BS says:

    The olympic ceremony should have been directed by Frankie Boyle.

  35. 35
    jibbajabba says:

    Labour MP Paul Flynn said: ‘Boris has been spewing wild meaningless superlatives hoping to obliterate the eloquent messages of Danny Boyle on NHS, CND, and the futility of war.
    Wonderfully progressive socialist sentiments and ideas were smuggled into the opening romp. The Tory Olympic twosome were tricked into praising the Trojan Horse.’


  36. 36
  37. 37
    Nullbymouth says:

    Rab C. Nesbitt

  38. 38
    jibbajabba says:

    Labour colleague Carl Sargeant, minister for local government and communities in the Welsh assembly government, who tweeted that the opening ceremony was “the best Labour party political broadcast I have seen in a while”.

    – from the bedwetter home, the Guardian.

  39. 39
    jgm2 says:

    He’ll get a peerage or a knighthood out of it. No question.

    To be fair though – it was a bit of a laugh in places and he didn’t make the mistake of trying to out-do Beijing.

  40. 40
    Anti Fabian says:

    a GreatScatAward would be more appropriate

  41. 41
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Whilst in his cups, did D.D. do his Van Morrison impression?

  42. 42
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Sunday Telegraph (29/07/12) – Business section front page (A1)

    Goldman Sachs are advising Grant Rumbles of Mouchel how to restructure Mouchels £180m debts.

    The debts were extended from Mouchels lenders … wait for it …

    RBS, Lloyds Banking Group & Barclays.

    Mouchel is a basket case – like many of the councillors and executives at Bournemouth Borough Council.

  43. 43
    The Berk in Berkeley says:

    but were they in bradford or at bradford?

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