July 28th, 2012

Saturday Seven Up


  1. 1
    Seb Coe says:

    Suckers !

    • 16

      Did not watch or listen to a minute of it.

      Could not tell who Danny Boyle was if he were to be standing straight in front of me.

      That a Conservative-led coalition can present something so lauded by the institutional left is deeply worrying and only further enforces my feeling that emigration was, for me, a sanity preserving action without parallel.

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        Thank you for putting it so well says:

        + 1000

      • 37
        bob says:

        I had the weirdest dream yesterday, Doreen Lawrence and Shami Chakrabarti were carrying the Olympic flag. Mind you, I was on some pretty strong shit last night.

        • 64
          Only 15 days 12 hours 31 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

          You must have been!

          (I’m not sure whether you’re joking about Láwrence and Chákrbarti, or being serious.. it’s so nuts it can’t be true, but so PC it just might be..)

          • Roscoe Rules says:

            For balance they should have had the mothers of bl*ck on white murder victims carrying the Olympic flag as well.
            That flag would have had to have been substantially bigger to fit them all round it.

          • Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

            Perhaps to be followed by John Terry lighting the flame?

        • 106
          The Royal Oak says:

          I even heard Shami described as the ‘founder’ of Liberty.

          Who knew?

          • Anonymous says:

            Strictly speaking they morphed from the National Council for Civil Liberties – an organisation infested by the likes of Harriet Harman and Patricia Hewitt in the 1970′s and who openly campaigned for paedo sex. You can understand why they might wish to rebrand.

          • Captain Nemo says:

            Shami caused Liberty to founder, more like.

        • 130
          amongymouse says:


          Worth seeing how the BBC journalists we pay for are all having orgasms celebrating how left-wing the ceremony was.

          They’re set on destroying what’s left of our country.

        • 174
          Becky Pippins says:

          I had the most awful nightmare involving a stadium full of Swedes all eating cat food.

          • taC eht abbaJ says:

            Cat food is good…

          • Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

            If it were a stadium full of cats eating swedish food the rspca would be out in force.

          • Coe-tastrophe says:

            My nightmare is of rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows of empty places at the Olympic venues.

          • erm... says:

            should we submit to the world of yinyang…
            wimmin from HK now live longer than wimmin from the previous global champions of longevity…Japanese wimmin.
            ….somehow now mandelson..Blair’s sub comes to mind. He will have a longlife.

      • 134
        Anonymous says:

        Is it true that tthe BBC announced at the end of the ceremony ” You have been watching a party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour party”.

      • 137
        Anonymous says:

        Loved the subliminal messages – esp. the music montage . House with mulatto kid, white mum. Though I thought if they were going to be factually accurate they’d have shown the black dad disappearing out the back door never to be seen again.

      • 302
        Anonymous says:

        The Curse of Cameron strikes again – Cavendish mullered in cycle road race he was nailed on to win.

        • 533
          UKIP.i.am says:

          The British tactics of telling the world they were going to try to get Cavendish to win in a sprint were as subtle as Brown telling the world when he was selling all our gold.

      • 604
        Gordon Brown says:

        He’s an anglo-irish left wing film director responsible for some dire offerings beloved by the left. I love him to bits.

      • 621
        Quantrill says:

        Susan Boyle’s brother???

    • 81
      classy says:
      • 489
        smoggie says:

        Oh fuck off, Big Nose !!

      • 601
        clear-eyed fabulist says:

        I would’ve said Soviet tanks and concrete squares were rather more more to Bragg’s taste.

      • 644
        Slippery Slope says:

        ‘All we need now is a giant burning effigy of Billy Bragg.’

        How do you like it, you pathetic, brainwashed, talentless lowlife?

    • 182
      Yes to the UK , No to the EUSSR says:

      It makes me laugh that the posters on here who complain the most about how our way of life is being marginalised are the same ones who demand the Break up of the United Kingdom . LOL you couldnt make such fuckwitted thinking up.

      • 244
        Sir Aston Martin says:

        Your new album sucks, Billy. Out if curiosity I wasted bit of bandwidth by downloading it from the Pirate Bay, but dragged it to the trashcan after the first 30 seconds.

        • 359
          Milkman of human kindness says:

          I’d prefer to see Blair actually burning.
          The man Billy encouraged the country to vote for,who introduced tuition fees,cut benefits for the disabled and took us into an illegal war.

    • 372
      AC1 says:

      central planners and their intellectual patrons achieve their power by gathering the

      “support of all the docile and gullible, who have no strong convictions of their own but are prepared to accept a ready-made system of values if it is only drummed into their ears sufficiently loudly and frequently.”

      F.A. Hayek. “The Road to Serfdom”.

    • 375
      AC1 says:

      “Empty Olympics venue seats investigated”

      Answer… A large bank bought a lot of tickets, but could not give them away.

    • 522
      Not A Drunk Driving Thug like Git Fake Tossbag says:

      everyone reading and writing the blog of this drunk-driving thug IS a sucker ta-ra

    • 529
      considered judgement says:

      I recorded it and watched it yesterday.

      It was a pile of shit, albeit with perhaps the odd slightly entertaining bit e.g. Bond.

      A re-writing of history designed to eradicate the bulk of our formative experiences and substitute multi-culti trash with white people in general and the English in particular being written out as much as they thought they could get away with.

      God knows why it cost so much to do so little other than set up some giant beds and have people prancing around at random.

      • 562
        unbiased observer says:

        The expected “left wing bollocks” appears on here. Oddly I find myself agreeing with Boris. The Opening Ceremony was bloody good.

      • 609
        Anonymous says:

        The irony is that everything they were trying to celebrate – Industrial Revolution,cricket,green and pleasant land sense of humour, literature, music (with the exception of “My Boy Lollipop”), Dizzee Rascal (ffs) and Tine Tempah), suffragettes, trade unions, NHS, CND etc . They were all created and defined by whitey. The history of Britain for the greater part, has been made by the white man… And they hate us for it!

    • 685
      Ed says:
      • 691
        The Paragnostic says:

        No, Ed – the peloton is not the same a a bandwagon. Now finish your biscuit before your afternoon nap.

        • 696
          Trick cyclist says:

          I agree with Ed (first time ever!). That lass was brilliant in the pouring rain and thoroughly deserved her medal. Unlucky not to get the gold – just about 5 feet short after riding round half of Surrey.

          WELL DONE LIZ.

      • 692
        Ed says:
        • 697
          t u r d says:

          Why the fook do MP’s think it is important to butt in at any and every opportunity?
          You’re on Holiday Mr Andrews, time for us ordinary mortals to have months forgetting about the thieves and vagabonds in the HoC.
          Just fo back to your hole.
          We don’t want to know what you think.

          • Hugh Janus says:

            And while we have saturation coverage of the Olympics, those ministers still at their posts will be burying bad news in vast quantities…..

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Good week Guido.

    I see Stan Collymore is going to stand against Aiden Burley at next election.

    Collymore, that well known bastian of morality!

    • 4
      Kebab Time says:
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        Stitched up like a kipper says:

        You always say good week.

        Yet Guido did not hat tip you.

        You have to stand up for yourself, 81lly.

        Call him a sheep-shagger or something. Anything!

      • 251
        Aiden Burley says:

        Little boy…clothing…Emperor. ‘Nuff said.

        Shout-out to my main man Mitt! Spe*ak truth to power, bro! (See– multi-culti when I wanna be!)

      • 327
        AC1 says:

        The modern Olympics are based on the 1936 German one. Who was in power then?

        The Olympics suck
        a) .
        b) money out of the economy, just as we need to reduce spending on panem et circenses

    • 8
      rocknrolla says:

      I had a read of his twitter. Nauseating. People like him are now so open – in his view it’s his country now and the old indigenous English people are the enemy. The future is modern, multiculti vibrant etc. The same nonsense they all parrot without any understanding of societies and history.

      Truly our homeland has been taken from us.

      • 38
        Forkbender says:

        If Aidan Burley is so sure of his backing of his theories why doesn’t he stop hiding under the coat tails of the Tory party and start his own right wing party, it’s a bit like the communists that hide under the banner of the Liebore party, call a spade a spade (Moddy Botty, am I allowed to say that)

      • 422
        Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

        Vibrant is a new code word for diverse.

    • 185
      Flashing headlights says Im available says:

      Is he standing for the Doggerbank constituency?

    • 376
      AC1 says:

      “Good week Guido.”

      He’s had a terrible week!

  3. 3
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Funny how the Opening ceremony was a victory for the left but if it had all gone tits up it would have been a failure for the coalition.

    • 9
      Guardian and BBC says:

      Well, obviously. And we were ready to pounce.

      Also had it been about patriotism instead of multiculturalism then we would have attacked it as old-fashioned. The exact same event would then no longer be described as dazzling and vibrant but rather old-fashioned and a let down.

      Time for a knighthood for Danny Boyle. On such a world stage to be brave enough to attack the conservative party and its supporters needs an honour.

    • 15
      English Liberation Front says:

      Absolutely. You understand the new regime very well.

      “Liberating tolerance, then, would mean intolerance against movements from the Right and toleration of movements from the Left. As to the scope of this tolerance and intolerance: … it would extend to the stage of action as well as of discussion and propaganda, of deed as well as of word.”

      “The whole post-fascist period is one of clear and present danger. Consequently, true pacification requires the withdrawal of tolerance before the deed, at the stage of communication in word, print, and picture. Such extreme suspension of the right of free speech and free assembly is indeed justified only if the whole of society is in extreme danger. I maintain that our society is in such an emergency situation, and that it has become the normal state of affairs.”

      From ‘Repressive Tolerance’ by Herbert Marcuse 1965.

      What has happened is not accidental. It represents the accumulation of nearly fifty years of subversive work by the Left to bring about cultural revolution in Britain.

    • 49
      Forkbender says:

      That was just the opening ceremony, there is a lot of time to go before the London Olympic games ©® finally close, personally I will try to avoid watching , listening the London Olympic games ©®, OK if others want to watch, I have no problem with that, but there seems wall to wall London Olympic games ©® so dog walking, a bit of gardening, a bit of house work for me. Toddle pip

  4. 5
    Come in No.10, your time's up. says:

    Call me Dave sanctioned this nauseating piece of Labour propaganda. I hope he pays the price by losing half a million votes at least due to this spectacle, not to mention a few thousand more in the Tory party tearing up their membership cards. When oh when will 43 true Brit Conservative MPs get together to oust this imposter for the sake of the nation?

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      Labour Party supporter says:



      • 17
        Come in No.10, your time's up. says:

        Spoken like a true socialist.

      • 47
        This'll do your head in says:

        If you say it was the best, you’re denigrating the Chinese. Which is rayyyycist!

        • 110
          Technomist says:

          According to the Chinese blogs, the ceremony went down petty well in China: many impressed by the creativity, how many ordinary people were included and how little money was spent on it. Mr Bean went down well.

          • curry no flavour says:

            As soon as you’ve heard one chinese comment you want to hear another one.

    • 29
      43? - what us? says:

      we’ve got our future to think of mate!

  5. 6
    Bugged Bunny says:

    Just think, we still have the Paralympics to put up with. And when are the Loonylympics ? Oh, hang on …..

    • 411
      Funambulist says:

      Despite the old admonition to ‘Leave out your Dead,’ PC orthodoxy demands the Dead may no longer be excluded.

      Expect the Zombielympics in 2013.

      With determination the British team may win the Bronze casket in shuffleboard.

  6. 7
    rocknolla says:

    Watched the olympic opening last night and the reaction online is quite depressing.

    I think it’s probably all over. Many on here are patriots but we have no-one to represent us or stand up for the England we love.

    There are now so many indigenous people who believe that mass immigration is a good thing and that to have their homeland stolen from them is modern and exciting.

    All societies die eventually. And ours is doing so I fear. At least we had our glory days that will live in the history books long after Kevin Maguire, Stan Collymore, Sally Bercow, the fucking NHS, BBC, multiculturalism, Harperson’s “Equality” Act, Obama worship etc is all just a bad memory.

    There have been dark ages before and we are entering one now. The ancient Athenians died. The Romans died. And now the English too.

    But we can remain proud of the achievements over the centuries, we lasted longer than most.

    If only we had listened to Enoch Powell. Just imagine how great this nation would have been with no EU and no immigration. What a waste, a sad waste.

    • 11
      Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

      If you think that this is bad in five years time it will be a whole lot worse, in ten years time it will be unbeliveable, in 15 years time this will be a sort of distant memory that will seem torrable by comparison, in 20 years time, if you could see footage of it now, you wouldn’t belive your eyes and so on.

      Because that’s how it has been going back for the last twenty or thirty, or fourty years

      It is incremental and there is (almost) no stopping it, it is the new world order.

    • 13
      You're quite fucking right, you twat head c*nt says:


    • 21
      IS IT OVER YET says:

      Great post Rocknolla !

    • 42
      bergen says:

      I can’t agree with your comment about Enoch Powell. He made it impossible to have a reasoned debate about the rights and wrongs/benefits and burdens of mass immigration for forty years. He could not have caused more collateral damage had he wished to do so.In later years he must have realised it.

      Some people are like that.Scargill was another. No-one could have deliberately finished his union and his industry the way he managed.

      • 61
        Enoch Powell MP says:

        People forget I campaigned to decriminalise homosexuality, something you will never hear the LGBT community thanking me for; see, you make one particular speech, and they never let you hear the end of it…

      • 66

        Completely and woefully mistaken!

        Did you ever hear the man speak? I did.

        You say He made it impossible to have a reasoned debate about … immigration. Not so, my friend! He was the only one who dared to mention that the emperor had no clothes.

        If it were not for your last para, I would have imagined you to be a socialist.

        • 76
          jgm2 says:

          Quite so. He was the index case for the decades of ‘no platform’ criminalisation of anybody who dare question what the fuck is happening immigration-wise.

          It might make Danny Boyle and the bedwetters feel all fuzzy inside having Dizzy Rascal being treated on-screen like a long-lost child by the few remaining natives in East London but the reality is that they don’t have to live there. Jesus Christ, even the mock-up pre-industrialisation British countryside had to have bl*ack peasants and farmers ‘working’ the fields. And there they were again in England’s dark satanic mills at a time when I doubt there were more than a few hundred bl*ack folk in the entire fucking country.

          • The problem is that people will cast both of us as racists, completely missing the point.

            You praised the workers in Gabon yesterday, just as I praised Philip Efiong. We both judge people by how they behave – not skin colour.

            The last thing we want is our history adulterated just to make some champagne swilling socialist have a warm feeling. They could just as easily by pissing themselves.

          • Jimmy says:

            “You praised the workers in Gabon yesterday, just as I praised Philip Efiong.”

            And are they grateful? Are they buggery!

            The bizarre thing about righties is you can’t be half this funny when you’re actually trying to be.

          • jgm2 says:

            I mention ‘bedwetters’ and up pops the blog’s resident incontinent.

          • So you admit to being a true racist then, Jimmy.

            You heard it here first.

          • AC1 says:

            It’s not very tricky to go from judging people by their class to judging people by their race…

            A certain Austrian did it, he also got his mate to set-out the modern Olympic “mythos”.

      • 89
        Celebrate your replacement or else says:

        It would have made no difference what language Powell used, the Political/Business establishment didn’t want any discussion on their enforced policy of mass immigration.

        And guess what, 40 years later they still don’t.

        • 95
          jgm2 says:

          That’s the truth of it. Back in 1968 I believe it was still legal to have ‘No Bl*acks, No Ir*ish’ signs up if you were renting rooms so it must have come as something of a surprise to Enoch to have his relatively mild and scholarly misgivings about the long-term ‘benefits’ of mass visible immigration jumped on quite so heavily.

          Some might suspect it was opportunistic thrashing of a political rival. From his own side. Whatever it was it certainly stopped any politician publicly questioning what the fuck was happening for the next 40+ years.

          Quite the opposite. They all seem to be in some kind of race to be even more accommodating and ‘anti-racist’ than the next guy for fear of being the next Enoch. Culminating in the splendid legislation we have today where folk can lose their jobs or be beggared by the courts or banged up for months for expressing any kind of opinion that any bl*ck person might choose to interpret as ‘racist’. We laugh at the concept that some European countries will jail you for the ‘crime’ of ‘holocaust denial’ yet any throw-away comment in the UK could just as easily get you a criminal record and/or a jail sentence thanks to this political race to the lick the bottom of our ‘enriching’ immigrants.

          It is utter fucking madness.

          • East India Company Wallah says:

            Utter fucking madness indeed,The Revolution rolls on, the natives of these islands have 190,000 abortions a year the ramadanites do not-go figure where this leads
            The cultural marxists abolished the death penalty for homicide but legalised infanticide back in the 60′s ,both decisions we were told were progressive

        • 189
          Hypocritical wanker watch says:

          “You praised the workers in Gabon yesterday, just as I praised Philip Efiong. We both judge people by how they behave – not skin colour.”

          So all the abuse you regularly heap on a whole nation of people just because they are Scots is just a figment of my imagination?

          • taC eht abbaJ says:

            Abusing Scots is not racism…

          • The Paragnostic says:

            Abusing Scots is a) justified and b) good fun.

            I have never felt more manipulated than I did watching last night’s leftist extravaganza unless I go back to Leni Riefenstahl.

            Millions spent pushing multi-culti bollocks as “British” values.

          • jgm2 says:

            Most Scots are perfectly nice people – they’re the ones who had the good sense to leave It’s the ones who are still living in Fucking Scotland who are fucked in the head.

          • Hypocritical wanker watch says:

            Jgm2 and other hangers on, thanks for providing ready made examples of your bigoted racism , I thought I would have to spend some time trawling back through previous postings to secure some examples but true to form you have come back with some new ones. As for jabba the backward thinking cat, abusing scots in the way its done one here is indistinguishable from racism as the odious thought processes are exactly the same, the rest being semantics.

          • The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

            ”I thought I would have to spend some time trawling back through previous postings”

            And who the fuck are you?

            Some fucking retard that crawled from under a rock that thinks they are hot shit around here?

            Your a non entity.

          • Dick the Prick says:

            The Orrifice of Budgetary Responsibility published last week that immigration should exceed 700,000 per year for fucking ever just to keep this bullshit train on the road. The state is dead – if you can’t fund yourself, may as well go fuck yourself. Local government is almost irrelevant, Westminster a talking shop and the EU just whoring – I can’t see a theory about any of it other than a Keynsian retort to exerting effort at work. To make something of value, to change things for the better but all it seems to be is a lazy, idle, indolent cash cow for hundreds of civil servants, officers, managers yet who just distribute budgets only in their salary alone yet unable to bring to the table anything to fund options, plans – some kind of action. It’s neither lefty or righty to say how government operates at the moment but numbers don’t lie. If people want government in their lives then fuck ‘em. I’d run and run very fast.

          • Dick the Prick says:

            Fucking hell TaT – got a promotion lad? Well done you

    • 261
      Living in 98 percent Merseyside says:

      Living in 98 percent Merseyside

      • 264
        Living in 98 percent Merseyside says:

        To us up here it looked like the ceremony was from a foreign country!

    • 525
      Rat's arse says:

      I agree with every word Rocknrolla. The country I loved is dying, thanks to 13 years of Leiber.

    • 610
      Cheese Lover says:

      Just read an article by one Mike Oldfield, about how wonderful living in Nassau is.
      “You drive around inland and yo usee England like it used to be in the 1950s. Kids going to school, they’ve got their uniform on, they’re happy, they can walk around the streets like living in the UK in the 1950s. There’s not policemen everywhere, censoring you: there’s not cameras everywhere, watching you”

  7. 12
    Danny De La Rue says:

    Who the fuck is Danny Boyle ? Susan in drag ?

    • 23
      Sir Arthur Wellesley says:

      Just another socialist cocksucker who has airbrushed me from history.

      • 45
        Anonymous says:

        What do you expect when you give the job to a jock? Industrial Age – bad, Digital Age good…….ignoring the kacking obvious that the digital age would not have happened without the industrial. BTW, was Britain a rural, communist idyll before the industrial age ffs?

        • 54
          UKIP.i.am says:

          Horatio Nelson! Duke of Wellington! King Henry V! Winston Churchill! Your boys took one hell of a beating last night!

        • 192
          Hypocritical wanker watch says:

          Errrr except Danny Boyle is English. You really are a narrow minded blinkered fuckwit who just has to deny reality in order for it to fit with your essentially racist mind set ( just substitute Scottish for Black and you see its the same odious way of thinking). Wanker !

          • poor pale reflection of ickle britain from what she used to be says:

            Ooh look mummy……mummy look at me mummy, I’m being inclusive and celebrating diversity, look, look, look mummy, mummy!!

          • Anonymous says:

            ‘Jock’ is interchangeable with ‘socialist’. Nuff said.

          • Adam Smith says:

            Eh ????

          • Joe Bloggs says:

            Anonymous is interchangable with pig ignorant wanker

          • Expat Geordie says:

            Adam Smith would not have classified himself as “Scottish” but as a “North Briton”. Being “Scottish” meant that you were untrustworthy, socially backwards and liable to rebellion against the Crown. It is the same reason that a lot of Irish Catholics described themselves as “West Britons”.

            Smith, of course, appeared on the back of the English £20 note. I doubt that he would have wanted it any other way.

          • Anonymous says:

            @ Joe Bloggs, tosser.

            So you’re saying that Scotchland has never, ever voted en masse for a Labour government year on year since the Labour Party was invented? You’re the ignoramus twatty.

          • Jimmy says:

            “a lot of Irish Catholics described themselves as “West Britons”.”

            The bollocks people pick up on the internet is quite alarming sometimes.

  8. 14
    Mitt Romney says:

    Oh shit,I ain’t gonna be President I guess !

  9. 19
    Local Government Ombudsman says:

    How dare MP’s criticise my corrupt and incompetent Institution, it is a diabolical liberty. There is nothing wrong with me employing ex Local Government Officers, paid with taxpayer’s money, to cover up for corrupt and incompetent Local Government, that is how the system is supposed to work. Criticism like this is hardly helpful to we dedicated public servants in my organisation covering up this corruption!


  10. 22
    Danny Boyle says:

    What a superb statistic for Guido,100,816 visitors this week.

    Let me get you a drink to celebrate.

  11. 25
    Penny red is in heaven says:

    I am ashamed of what this country has become.

  12. 26
    Nick Buckles (G4S) says:

    I thought my boys did well.

  13. 28
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    Welcome to the Beckham Games , you can’t turn on the fuckin telly without his boat being on screen !
    even when Mrs Obama was greeting the American athletes at the US embassy
    he fuckin turned up on stage
    he represents everything thats great about this country
    make shit loads of cash , then fuck off abroad

    • 35
      annette curton says:

      Look on the bright side of life, at least Posh didn’t get in on the act, have recurring nightmares of Mr Bean parachuting into my back garden.

    • 55
      UKIP.i.am says:

      But can you blame him? Look what it has become.
      A country that is asked to celebrate the mediocrity that is the NHS.
      A country that led the world is now led by the shackles of a socialist European Empire.
      A country where free speech is denied to some but not others (why was Terry charged by the FA with abusive behaviour when he was responding to the abuse by Anton Ferdinand who has not been charged)?

    • 325
      National Socialist says:

      Was it actually his boat?

  14. 31
    Sir Francis Drake says:

    Boyle, just don’t go for any walks in Tavistock.

  15. 32
    PR says:
    • 100
      Penny Dreadful says:

      Utter drivel.

    • 197
      It will work next time comrade says:

      So, Socialism:100 years of famines and firing squads and a lot more dead than some people would admit. Bout spot on.

      • 340
        AC1 says:

        Don’t forget 100,000 premature deaths per year due to the structure of NHS treatment rationing when compared to market based care.

        • 698
          Anonymous says:

          Don’t ever forget the killing fields on Mid Staffs NHS Hosptal.My lovely sister crawled on her hands and knees to get to a toilet because nursing staff there would not help her. My lovely sister begged the doctors to let her go to a hospice so that she could have some dignity in her dying. Every day of my life I weep for her in her agony. She is at peace now but I am tormented.

    • 338
      AC1 says:

      This political classes currently via the Olympics are revealing themselves as being more about trying to create false illusions and make us “celebrate” them!

      I reckon they are just having a laugh now.

      Stadium 101.

  16. 33
    Anonymous says:

    But I have to say my friends, that unemployment really is a price worth paying, especially if you are Spanish or Greek.

    Remember, after all, you are saving the EU and the Euro, so very well done and thanks a lot. You will of course be remembered in history for it.

    Well done, Bravo!

    • 41
      annette curton says:

      Wait for the ricochet, these people never learnt the lessons of history.

      • 285
        The Paragnostic says:


        You have just won the Saturday “Deep Purple Lyric Smuggler” prize.

  17. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Yes we did humiliate our Queen last night.

  18. 36
    Aidan Burley says:

    Comrades,I will step down as an MP at the next General Election,together with my very good friend,Dennis Skinner.

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    Sal says says:
    • 43
      IS IT OVER YET says:

      “Full of Olympic love ” Why have you just spent the night with the Jamaican cycling team ? , i heard them mention “they were stripping an old bike “

    • 60
      English Liberation Front says:

      Full of shit more like.

  20. 40
    The BBC says:

    It’s Officical!

    Noo Investigations prove that Nelson was a Bl@ck Muzzy who supported the €USSR

    • 46
      annette curton says:

      You mean Mandela wasn’t at the battle of Trafalgar?,

      • 341
        AC1 says:

        No he was bombing people in shops…

      • 365

        Take a look at the foot of Nelson’s Column. It shows a black african crewman present at the death of Nelson. I think I am correct in saying that were more black and asian crewmen serving in HMS Victory than the BBC has news presenters.

        I understand they included several who had to leave America because they fought alongside the forces of the Crown against those who wanted the right to steal indian lands and keep slaves after it had been made illegal in the mother country.

        The Empire Windrush was not the start of multi-cultural Britain. It was an attempt by London Transport (under a Labour Government) to get cheap non-union workers.

        • 439
          Is there anything uniquely English which you can boast about ? says:

          Most of the crew on HMS Victory were scottish sailors from the port of Leith but dont tell the English bigots on here as it will make them cry.

          • Expat Geordie says:

            Can’t confirm or deny that, but if you visit HMS Victory in Portsmouth there is a complete list of every man who was on Victory at Trafalgar on display outside the ship. It also states where they were from and if they died.

          • Anonymous says:

            How kind of us English to give them employment, no one else would have bothered I’m sure.

    • 57
      UKIP.i.am says:

      If the BBC ever does a drama about Nelson (highly unlikely) you can be sure it will be played by someone who is not hideously white.

    • 114

      Come on BBC.

      You can do better than that!

      He was wheelchair bound.

  21. 44
    Left Fest says:
    • 50
      annette curton says:

      ♫ oh danny boyle the pipes, the pipes are play,ay, ing ♫

      • 235
        D Boil esq (Dickhead) says:

        His old man’s a dustman you know – you can tell from his titfer.

    • 51
      Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

      That’s great comfort to the thousands of elderly victims (sorry, ‘patients’) who are, this very weekend, right now, lying in their own shit and piss in NHS hospitals, struggling to get staff to bring them glasses of water.

      The NHS: the most monstrous instrument of mass murder in Europe since WWII.

      • 62
        UKIP.i.am says:

        + 130000 The same number who are being systematically murdered by the NHS each year.


        • 69
          Only 15 days 12 hours 20 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

          Treatment on average brings a patient to death in 33 hours”

          “Around 29 per cent of patients that die in hospital are on controversial ‘care pathway’

          The language is Orwellian, isn’t it?

          War is peace. Ignorance is strength. Killing is curing.

          The NHS – what a heap of shit, and what a travesty – what an insult to those hundreds of thousands of vulnerable people it has so callously killed – to ‘celebrate’ it at the opening ceremony of the Olympics.

          • Killing patients is the most cost effective way of bringing waiting lists down.

            It is a no brainer, in more than one sense.

          • Only 15 days 12 hours 06 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

            Well, let’s just hope some scaffolding falls on Danny Boyle’s head, and he ends receiving NHS ‘care’ up on a downwardly spiraling waiting list. :-)

          • You have three main choices as to how you update your moniker:

            1. Write some code
            2. Use a spreadsheet
            3. The hard way!

            Which is it. I am fascinated to know. (Bloody good, whatever)

          • What I had left over in my stencil kit:


          • Only 15 days 10 hours 14 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:


            1 and 2!

            It’s just a macro in Excel, it calculates the difference between “12/8/2012 22:30″ and “now()”, and formats the result into a text string and then copies the value to the Windows clipboard. I just have to click the Name field on this site and hit CTRL-V/

          • Glad about that.

            It would do my head in the long way. ;-)

          • Only 15 days 09 hours 48 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

            It would seriously knacker my brain to do it manually!

          • Hope you don’t mind, but I am only trying to get you to post repeatedly.

            Watching those figures come down is better than sex … almost.

          • How things work says:

            “Killing patients is the most cost effective way of bringing waiting lists down.”

            Just as not sending criminals to Prison keeps the prison population down and allows us to think the crime rate is down as well.

      • 70
        jgm2 says:

        But it’s comforting to know that their care is no longer not being provided by amateur nurses with three year training certificates. It is now not being provided by professional ‘degree-educated’ nurses. Won’t bring you a bed-pan but can now write you (or at least download from the internet) an essay on the importance of cultural sensitivity in the caring environment.

        Education, education and education.

    • 58
      English Liberation Front says:

      Empire made Britain great and laid the foundations for what you now enjoy here. Be grateful.

      • 90
        Labour Party supporter says:

        Err that’s racist. And we’re importing 250,000 new people each year who will agree with me and who will then start large families who will agree with me.




        • 125
          English Liberation Front says:

          No it is not racist. Britain is a tolerant, diverse, multi-cultural country because of Empire. Why do you think so many former colonies are still part of the Commonwealth?

          You, however, are a silly wind-up merchant. Not as silly or as unpleasant as Mr Jasper who I had the unpleasant experience of meeting and having to listen to once. Mr Jasper’s remarks are bigoted, intolerant and divisive.

    • 147
      Dr D'ath says:

      The NHS is just nature’s way of freeing up sea front property on the south coast!

    • 343
      AC1 says:

      >compassionate care of our people and NHS in the same sentence???

      100,000 people a year premature deaths because of NHS treatment rationing.

  22. 52
    Aidan Burley says:


    I have resigned from the Conservative Party and will join UKIP as soon as practical.

    Anyone care to join me in a rendition of the Horst Wessel ?

  23. 56
    Hit the Road says:

    Stats. Health.

    North European average per 10,000:

    58 doctors
    78 Hospital Beds
    81 Nurses


    34 doctors
    41 Hospital Beds
    128 Nurses

    Sort of shows the NHS up, doesn’t it?…. given the poor outcomes.

    Great jobs for thousands of unskilled imported ones, who quite naturally vote the way they are supposed to in the reality behind Boyles’s exercise of grandiose pathos launched on a bemused world.

    • 67
      jgm2 says:

      You can tell he was hired during the imbecility.

      The UK’s one big chance to tee up a billion or so future tourist..

      ‘Gee Hank, that England sure looks lovely….’ and we give ‘em dark satanic mills and hospital beds.

      Even the weather held unlike for the Jubilee. A global audience of one billion people and we give ‘em choreographed hospital beds. For fuck’s sake. And S Windrush.

      And the most painful multi-culti ‘inclusive’ cast imagineable. Bucolic pre-industrial field filled with… bl*ack people threshing wheat. The flag carried by six or eight people. All selected for their unique contribution to being bl*ack.

      The one thing they didn’t seem to target for compulsory multiculturality was the girls carrying the 200 or so individual countries names when the athletes paraded. Every single one of them was hideously white. I trust somebody will be fired over this oversight.

      My will to live has left the building.

      • 72
        Only 15 days 12 hours 11 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

        Well, that’s a bit of a downer.

        May I say just that I thoroughly enjoyed every moment that I saw of the opening.

        Namely, 00h00m00s.

        (Come on, you knew it would be total PC shite. At least there were no bangs.)

        • 87
          Sonny boy says:

          Jeez is the olympics still on , thought it had finished.

          • Lou Scannon says:

            It’s rather like Socialist-rigged elections. You get them forced upon you over and over until they produce the ‘right’ result.

      • 92
        Rocknrolla says:

        We might draw some hope from the fact that all my foreign mates have emailed me to take the piss out of the opening ceremony, especially the hospital beds bit.

        Can you think of any other serious country who would put their organisation of one public policy as their proudest thing. We have such an amazing history. The problem is that for most people now it’s something distant, their ancestors were from elsewhere.

        The multi-culti brigade have ruined a once great country.

        I would suggest that everyone here make a complaint to the IOC about the ceremony being political. But nobody will bother since we’re so used to having our faces spat in that we take it.

      • 104

        Windrush Ventures No.3 LP?

  24. 78
    Danny Boyle says:

    I’m so sorry we didn’t have time to include Sir Roy Chubby Brown lighting his farts with the olympic torch.

    • 80
      Only 15 days 11 hours 57 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

      Is that act not booked for the closing ceremony ‘spectacular’?

      • 84
        Danny Boyle says:

        Unfortunately Chubby isn’t available for the closing ceremony so we’re going to end the show with a gay fuckfest.

      • 374

        Can we have the Band of the Royal Marines playing a mix of Bhangra and Hip Hop for the muslim teams to dance to?

        Bring in some of the Bollywood dance troups to break the ice and allow the squaddies who have been doing guard duty to join in.

        It might do more to bring about racial harmony (including by giving heart attacks to misognynist mullahs) than any amount of politically correct patronising.

        It also give a lead in to the Rio Carnival than comes next in the Olympic calender

  25. 79
    UKIP.i.am says:

    It was out and out plagiarism of JRR Tolkien. The Hobbit Hill, the Scouring of the Shire and the forging of the Rings. Yet no mention of him at all. How odd.

  26. 86
    Nick Griffin says:

    I welcome Aidan Burley with open arms.

  27. 93
    Left is Best Fest says:
    • 97
      Guardian reader says:

      I agree Sarah. It was uplifting and so different and original. And best of all it has the Tories and white English people up in arms. They should learn that it’s not their country any more. Probably the best night of my life and when it celebrated the windrush and then the NHS I thought I was in heaven.

      Hopefully will get more votes for Labour too and remove this coalition.

      • 113
        Sonny boy says:

        Oh dear very racist of you.

        • 121
          English Liberation Front says:

          “And best of all it has the Tories and white English people up in arms. They should learn that it’s not their country any more.”

          You do realise how racially offensive that remark is, don’t you? You do know what the United Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples says, don’t you?

          White English Tories are part of the British populace and we still live in a democracy – just. Your horrible party is supposed to celebrate and embrace diversity. But of course we all know the hypocrisy and double standards that socialist ethnic cleansers like you live by.

          • Guardian reader says:

            No, the English are immigrants themselves since the English are from Germany and came to this island sometime before 1997 just like all the different races. They also enslaved the black English people and sold them to racist capitalist americans.

    • 98
      Aunty Matter says:

      Fuck off you old fat dog.

    • 101
      jgm2 says:

      I didn’t recognise the pre-industrial revolution fields being farmed by bl*ack folk. I’m quite certain that there are no Bl*ack folk in Constable’s paintings. Or for that matter, the industrial revolution factories being worked in by bl*ack folk. Did L.S.Lawrie have bl*ck matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and fucking dogs in paintings?

      No. Well, maybe bl*ck cats and dogs.

      Because there weren’t any there until relatively recently.

      • 149
        Celebrate your replacement or else says:

        De-legitimising the English helps makes their ethnic cleansing acceptable.

        • 194
          Anonymous says:

          “If you wish to destroy a people then you must first sever their roots” – Solzenhitsyn.

          It’s what the Fabians and fifth columnists have been doing for the last 60 years. Airbrushing out our history so that it begings in 1948 with the arrival of the Windrush.Expect them to take a leaf out of Pol Pot in the not too distant future and make 1948 their Year Zero.

          • Celebrate your replacement or else says:

            I wouldn’t be at all surprised if libraries start getting rid of local history books, certainly those pre-Windrush, cos the disconnect between looking at something like “Edwardian Croydon” and what’s around you today is so startling and abrupt it must embarrass the hell out of the multiculturalists.

            Solzenhitsyn was as horrified with the trivialised, money worshipping, dumbed down west, as he was of the communist east. He was a true patriot.

  28. 96
    Aunty Matter says:

    It was an utter utter pile of shit, multi cultural bollocks.

    Fuck the NHS and fuck the bone idle nurses.

  29. 102
    Aunty Matter says:

    The BBC mong on the news JUST ADMITTED LIVE ON AIR that the NHS part was a reflection of Danny Boyle’s political views.

    The left are not even trying to hide it now.

  30. 103
    Aunty Matter says:

    God more lefty bitches on the BBC now prattling on about it.


  31. 105
    Left Foot Forward says:
    • 108
      Charles Dickens says:

      So true Diane. Constable was a racist for not painting dark skinned people in the British Countryside and as for Hardy, all his characters were hideously white.

      • 111
        The BBC says:

        This cycle race through the country is not multicultural. All the spectators are fair skinned. This is not the England that we portray.

      • 145
        Aunty Matter says:

        Constable would have needed a hosepipe to pain a portrait of Fatbutt

    • 150
      Only 15 days 10 hours 06 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

      Are you fucking shitting me?? Was he really there, carrying a flag? I thought it was a joke.

      And Mrs Lawrence? I take it that all the parents of murdered children were there, carrying flags. Or was one singled out for some special reason?

      • 153
        Aunty Matter says:

        Shami Chakrabarti and the Lawrence woman were both there, no mothers of dead white kids murdered by black ones though.

        Don’t forget they also had Mohammad Ali a white hating racist Muslim draft dodger as well.

        • 167
          Shami Sham says:

          Yes, don’t think they’d ever invite Kriss Donald’s mother in a million years.

          White victims of race attacks and their relatives are expected to keep their gobs shut and stay out of sight, or else there’ll be trouble.

    • 156
      Anonymous says:

      Will someone please harpoon the fat loathsome bitch.

  32. 109
    Aunty Matter says:

    So Boyle loves the NHS, be very interesting to know just how much TAX the c u n t pays in taxes in the UK wouldn’t it?

    I also look forward to him joining an NHS queue for an operation….oh no, he’s gone off to the hated America to have the operation in a nice clean well run private hospital.

  33. 112
    Ecstatic Balls says:
    • 116

      How could you listen to Ed Balls and not want to kick him in them?

    • 140
      Anonymous says:

      He was the only fucker in Morley who watched it, and as for the Muzzie enclaves, of Dewsbury, well its Ramalamadingdon soon. But they can choose not to fast if theydon’t want to……….FFS

      • 171
        Mornington Crescent says:

        You don’t think that hypocritical fucker was in his constituency, do you? Like Militwerp, all senior Labourites get token Northern seats to show they are in touch with their roots; once the cameras have gone, they’re all in First Class back to Islington – taking care to remove the antemacassars, just in case a pap catches them out.

        Naturally, the brain-dead sheeple oop North ‘think’ they’re the real thing.

        • 204
          To Be Fair says:

          To be fair a Northern constituency is also beneficial for claiming travel and second home allowance. It’s not all naked politics.

    • 161
      Mornington Crescent says:

      Dear Mr. Bollocks,

      Given that you are one of Labour’s most reliable foghorns, I’m mystified as to why you have chosen not to take to Twatter immediately to comment on the UK keeping its Triple A credit rating and that S&P predicts the UK economy to grow in the second half of this year.


      M. Crescent

  34. 119
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I do wonder what Hockney would have done with it and was he even asked.

  35. 127
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    On Monday I will announce that the whip has been taken away from that turd,Aidan Burley.

  36. 141
    Black Mask says:

    For eleven billion quid, I could have bought you the greatest show on Earth.

    An amphitheatre, the floor of which would contain a maze with time locked gates, a plexiglas roof and politicians released inside with nothing but swiss army knives to defend themselves against the release of a group of genetically engineered Velociraptors (à la Jurassic Park).

    • 152
      Only 15 days 09 hours 54 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

      I’d have done something similar, but I wouldn’t have given them Swiss Army knives.

      How about, for £11billion, we built the world’s biggest 900w microwave oven, big enough to house 650 MPs on a giant turntable, which is a happy coincidence because 650 MPs would be put in it, the timer would be set to 3.5 hours and then one lucky lucky person would get to press the START button.

      • 157
        Black Mask says:

        Your suggestion has great merit.

        • 160
          the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

          for 11billion you’d think that they could have extended the James Bond theme and put a gigantic laser mirror affair in orbit to illuminate the stadium

          • Only 15 days 09 hours 39 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

            Illuminate the stadium? How about vapourise the stadium?

          • New World Order stooge says:

            Shh ! You’ll give the game away.

          • Expat Geordie says:

            I’ve only seen the James Bond bit, which was quite good actually, as I had the good fortune to be asleep after a bloody hard week at work (honest, productive work – it’s a tory thing).

            Quite surprised that they used the Dambusters March during the helicopter sequence as I understand the playing of that to be an EU hate crime, for which the Germans can issue a Eúrópéán Arrest Warrant. Also annoyed that the Beeb cut bits out of said march in the same way that they cut out the name of Guy Gibson’s dog on the rare occasions that they show it.

            Other than that were the Red Arrows involved? Only asking because they were over Bournemouth seafront at 4.30 giving an impromtu display and they do make you proud to be British. Then again, why would we have them in the display – far too male and white.

            So in a desperate attempt to get away from the bloody things today we went down to Lulworth Cove in deepest, whitest Dorset. No bloody chance! A warship in the bay and an bloody Merlin “Eúrócóptér” overhead all day protecting the sailing at Weymouth. The Merlin at £105 million a time is of course so expensive that we can’t afford to send them into combat in case they get hurt. We should have bought Blackhawks and Seahawks from the yanks at £5 million a time.

    • 168
      the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      I like your thinking, let’s run this up the flagpole and see if anybody salutes it.
      Did anybody else keep thinking “Stamp albums” with all those flags?

  37. 142
    Aunty Matter says:

    Ethnic minorities make up about 8% of the population of England and Wales. Since when does that make us multi cultural? There are more left handed people than that.

    Most of that 8% lives in London or a few northern towns, large parts of England are 99% white.

    Time for someone to tell the truth and not leave it to the BBC/Guardian and Nu Liebore.

    • 148
      Anonymous says:

      Large parts are 100% white never mind 99%

      • 236
        the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

        the valleys apparently

      • 240
        Solutions for all colours says:

        Can we follow the Izzies example and build a twenty foot high wall round these enclaves? I’ll chip in a tenner to start the fund off.

      • 242
        Somebody from the sub-continent says:

        Well, would you want somebody from the sub-continent living next to you?

    • 155
      • 162
        Only 15 days 09 hours 41 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

        That, and white-flight, I should think.

        • 169
          Billy Bragg says:

          White-flight? What’s that then?

          • X pats says:

            We are not going to tell you!

          • Expat Geordie says:

            You should know 8ílly, you moved out to deepest, whitest Dorset. Wasn’t it your cliff in Burton Bradstock that collapsed and killed that white lass from Derbyshire on the béach there last week?

    • 215
      Fog says:

      I fell asleep watching the opening ceremony – had dre ams about communist workers’ parades, Les Miserables and suburban fringe theatre. But from what I did see I gather that all the English countryside was destroyed by capitalists during the industrial revolution; and that ethnics in UK are the majority. PC bollox.

      • 255
        Only 15 days 06 hours 28 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

        The only bit you’ve missed there is that the NHS, far from being a Soviet-era monstrosity that no other country in the world has copied and which kills 110,000 vulnerable British people every year, and leaves tens of thousands of others lying in squalid conditions, is, in fact, something to be ‘celebrated’.

        • 348
          AC1 says:

          Everyone’s equally* in the same squalid shit ridden dirty beds equally ignored by equally lazy nurses!

          *Except for the political classes. See T Blair and Heart complaint.

          • just saying says:

            Any dealings by myself or my family with the NHS have been positive.

          • Only 15 days 02 hours 17 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

            @Just Saying.

            You’re lucky, and I hope you remain so.

            Luckier than my Uncle R, whose rectal cancer was misdiagnosed by the NHS (for months) as wind. By the time they twigged what it was, it was too late.

            Or uncle J, whose melanoma was misdiagnosed as a wart. Until it was too late.

            Or myself when, after an emergency operation (which had been delayed 9 days) in a London NHS hospital, resulted in very low blood pressure. The nurses couldn’t work out why. After many hours, one nurse looked at my notes and exclaimed, “oh my God, we’re supposed to have given you a blood transfusion.” (way to go, Charing Cross).

            Or my dad, who was prescribed aspirin by the NHS for 6 weeks, until his back pain was traced (by a private hospital) to two fractured vertebrae.

            Or my aunt P, whose spinal cancer was misdiagnosed by the NHS as lumbago. After a year – by which point it had spread everywhere, including her brain – they finally realised what it was. She was cremated.

            Or my father’s fall that left him in an NHS hospital whose nurses couldn’t be bothered to fetch a bedpan. Nor clear up the resulting mess properly, afterwards. That was left to us, when we visited.

            Way to go, Danny Boyle, for celebrating all of this.

          • Anonymous says:

            You seem to be very sick people.

            Perhaps the NHS is just helping nature do its work.

    • 282
      Living in 98 percent Merseyside says:

      The Wirral is 98.5 percent white.

    • 293
      UKIP.i.am says:

      Time to OCCUPY the BBC.

  38. 146
    Danny made Andy cry says:
  39. 163
    @Silly Bigcow says:

    A lovely example of a nuclear family in Britain today was represented at the Olympic opening ceremony.
    The future’s bright,it aint white

  40. 165
    Jimmy says:

    No piece defending your mate Burley? Poor show.

    • 180
      CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

      Jimmy you Tw@t! Most people agree with Mr Burley. Lefty idiots like you and media luvvies might not, but most other people know exactly what he means and could see it in much of that garbage last night.

      Isn’t it shocking when a politician tells the truth! Well the marxists don’t like it anyway.

      • 188
        Only 15 days 08 hours 58 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

        I’d never heard of Burley before, but he sounds decent enough. Apart, I hear, from that nasty episode when he went to a stag party dressed as Ed Balls. Pretty poor judgement.

      • 208
        PC p1ssing contest says:

        Constantly and publicly making extravagant statements praising state ideology are trademarks of a sh1thole country.

      • 228
        Jimmy says:

        “but most other people know exactly what he means”

        Indeed, although Mr. Burley disagrees with us. Apparently he’s been “misunderstood”.

        • 256
          Engineer says:

          Anybody in Britain is allowed to speak freely, provided it doesn’t upset the Thought Police.

        • 515
          Your Friendly Neighbourhood Extraction Of Foot From Mouth Service says:

          “I’ve been misunderstood” is to Burley as “I was taken out of context” is to Abbott; we know what they said, and depending on one’s political inclinations, one agrees, or not. Then someone upstairs tells them “Bad form, old chap/my lass, you’ll have to walk back those statements a bit with the obligatory ‘didn’t mean it how it sounded’ old wheeze!” Then they come out with the “sorry if anyone was offended” nonsense. (FFS Romney practically retired the trophy for 2012 for insincere apologies until Burley came along.) It’s all Kabuki theatre and we all know it, but we like playing along with the game. “Someone may have received the wrong impression when I called (Diane Abbott a ‘silly cow’/Aidan Burley a ‘stupid ass’) that I somehow meant to demean cattle/donkeys– that thought was the furthest from my mind, and I apologise to those animals for the comparison.” THAT’S the kind of follow-up we’d like to see someday, but in the meantime, the “Here’s what I REALLY meant (i.e., some fairly reasonable construction of the words, less offensive)” will continue, along with the nudge-nudge, wink-wink we’ve all come to expect– well, they would say that, wouldn’t they? Of course, we couldn’t possibly comment.

  41. 166
    Aidan Burley says:

    Mein Gott,

    That dumbkopf, David Camerom has taken the Tory whip away from me !

    • 243
      Jockeying for position says:

      He needs it for somebody else this weekend, so you’ll probably get it back on Monday.

  42. 172
    annette curton says:

    China has won the first gold medal of the Olympic games “in the shooting” (BBC expert commentator).

    • 178
      Anne Drecks says:

      Unfortunately, the weather was warm enough for the Russian and Chinese women’s beach volleyball teams to wear their skimpiest costumes.

      • 184
        'Apostrophe Alert says:

        That’s weird – I purposely made sure that ‘ went at the end of womens’ but my computer stuck two fingers up at me.

        • 191
          Only 15 days 08 hours 56 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

          I agree with your computer.

    • 198
      Anonymous says:

      Let’s hope the Tibetan survives.

  43. 173
    Olympic spokesperson says:

    We’ve had lots of tweets from people worried the Olympic flame will go out before the games end. Please don’t worry, we’re using George Best’s liver as the energy source!

    • 177
      Anonymous says:

      And i thought it was connected to prescotts arse.

    • 207
      Oh thats what became of them says:

      I heard it was the paper copies of Blairs expense claims which will keep the flame ablaze for the duration !

      • 700
        A thoughtful contributor says:

        Can we add the 3000 odd laws he created, just to make sure?

  44. 175
    i hate London says:

    i shall continue to hibernate in my room during the olympics. so much for encouraging young people to be active…

  45. 176
    Anonymous, 10 Downing St. SW1 says:

    it’s a good job 100,816 visitors don’t all leave a comment tho , ain’t it G ??

    • 181

      Yes. But UanI left 100,816 betweens us , hun xx .

      Didn’t we ?

      • 186
        quick in and out says:

        Maybe , baby . You done the sensible ones wiv more than eight words in them x .

        • 190
          • 'E's a cunt says:

            OMG !! That jus sent a shiver through my thingy .

          • Latin Capital Letter N With Long Right Leg says:

            Wait until you feel the real thing Ƞ :-)


          • Ewaname says:


            Coool !! I jus HAD to crash , honey x . Sorry to leave u drippin :)

            Dunno where that woz gonna end up !!

            E x .

            P.S. Brown hates E coz she complimented his beard on national TV

          • Object Replacement Characterith Long Right Leg says:

            Case of You started so I’ll finish probably .

            See . I learn somethin bout u each day .

            Anyways , I gotta work this afternoon , cos I farted about too much yesterday . Gotta learn to put you down … sometimes ♥ ;-)


          • Anonym Den (No, not the dirty one) (Not fucking much!) says:

            Let’s face it. The only thing I can fuck up well is my moniker…

          • Du och jag says:

            Laters, honey x .
            I just read it all back. I probably should get help, I thinks.

          • Jag älskar dig - definitivt på skärmen says:

            Men vad fan skulle du tänka på mig i verkligheten?
            Titta. Jag är inte cool. Jag var tvungen att komma tillbaka för att se om det fanns ett svar …

          • Du och jag says:

            Jag skulle vara rädd för de blixtsnabba händer i verkliga livet, älskling x

          • Bjorn says:

            Med god sak. Män är män. Full stopp. Förutom att jag sa något mycket sant på ett annat ställe men aldrig veta om du såg det.

            Om du gav mig grönt ljus i verkliga livet, eftersom jag blev som du trodde (och vice versa), skulle jag slå dank inte. x.

            Men jag måste vara bekväm med någon. Så gör du.

          • Du och jag says:

            Jag är ledsen. Jag är en ganska avslappnad typ av tjej. Jag bredde mig om och jag har inte varit att “det andra stället” så mycket som jag borde ha. Förlåt mig. x

          • Tja, om du inte har något emot, gå och läsa vad jag har skrivit till dig. Om du gör det kommer jag lovar att inte älska med dig när vi träffas.

            Å andra sidan, och bara om du föredrar …

        • 303
          Universal Hiss says:

          Well as a lurker it made me laugh,so thanks for that.

  46. 179
    Polly Pot says:

    What a magnificent production that Olympic ceremony was in that it showed modern Britain to the world.

    I hope comrade Boyle has followed my advice for the closing ceremony.
    Some diggers bulldozing striking miners into a pit and dynamiting the entrance.
    Plus some of those wonderfully colourful urban kids could pick up bricks and smash in shop windows. They could demonstrate their hatred for capitalism by taking all the greedy songlomorates trainers and plasmas.

    Then the Olympic rings could shatter. Symbolising the struggle to free the poor from the oppression of the Coalition led government….And then chavs climb from the sewers where they are forced to sleep and smash up a replica of the City whilst signing the Marseilles.

    Ohhh…its sooo goood.I’ve wet myself a little bit.

  47. 183
    Aidan Burley says:

    I’m sorry for my tweet.

    Believe that and you’ll believe anything.

  48. 187
    Choc ice says:
    • 199
      Only 15 days 08 hours 49 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

      Not just how multicúltural is is (although I live in an area that’s 100% whíte, ie “not in a city”), but how multicúltural it’s been for hundreds of years.


    • 201
      Only 15 days 08 hours 48 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

      Not just how múlticúltural is is (although I live in an area that’s 100 percent whí*te, ie “not in a city”), but how múlticúltural it’s been for hundreds of years.


    • 209
      Just askin' says:

      How many choc ices were sold last night ?

    • 216
      Sir William Waad says:

      Here in Waad Magna they have still not quite assimilated the Norman invaders (i.e. chaps like me).

    • 257
      Aunty Matter says:

      Missed any drugs tests recently Rio?

  49. 193
    • 214
      Mornington Crescent says:

      So where, exactly, has he been “forced to apologise”? Nowhere.
      By whom? No-one.
      Where has he actually apologised? Nowhere.

      Apart from those trivial details, the article is spot on…

    • 218
      Fuck the Olympics says:

      We can’t have MPs telling the truth, now can we ?

      • 223
        T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

        I never managed to do that all the time I was a politician.

  50. 196
    Germany team says:

    • 205
      P.C. Filth says:

      That chap has rather large spheroids, sir. Over..

    • 351
      AC1 says:

      That’s the Olympic Salute!

      Notice the Flame being passed, this is where it was invented!

      • 390
        Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

        Wrong. The torch relay was introduced at Berlin. The flame came in at Amsterdam in 1928.

        • 405
          AC1 says:

          and a s few short years later the Germans visited.

          Leni Boyle did a wonderful job of keeping the NatSoc spirit alive.

  51. 213
    Sir William Waad says:

    Ah, the small doings of politicians, a source of endless fascination, like the movement of little wriggly polyps on a reef.

  52. 220
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Let me into number 11 Downing Street and UK Government debt would be junk status, yielding 7%

  53. 221
    WVM says:

    So after the dust has settled how do you feel about the Olympic Opening Ceremony?

    • 245
      Fuck the bbc says:

      A crock of shit

    • 248
      Chris Bryant says:

      I had a lovely evening wanking in front of my webcam.

    • 254
      Aunty Matter says:

      It was pure 100% socialist propaganda and even the BBC admit Danny Boyle is a lefty. No shame.

      • 286
        Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

        That Boris Johnson and Seb Coe – they are no better than Karl Marx and Pol Pot!

    • 258
      Engineer says:

      Didn’t watch it, but I gather the Czech team entered the stadium in wellies and carrying umbrellas, which I think witty and apposite. I commend their entering into the spirit of the thing.

      • 288
        Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

        A very commendable effort by the Czechs, although I admired the sustainability involved in recycling the wardrobe from Flash Gordon for Team GB.

      • 291
        Living in 98 percent Merseyside says:

        The Czechs certainly have a sense of humour. Remember that art work for the EU Parliament with Holland depicted as flooded with only the top of the minarets poking out. LOL!

        • 442
          Expat Geordie says:

          I had a wonderful holiday camping in the “Dutch Alps” when I was a teenager. The highest point was 200 feet above sea level. The people all spoke English and were really friendly. In fact it was just like England used to be! That was 25 years ago; I wonder what it is like now?

    • 265
      Joe says:

      Politically biased to the left with multicultural propaganda throughout, but what else do you expect from Danny Boil? Dave/Hunt and Co put him in place, blame them, I do.

    • 271
      What a thought at the time says:

      Was the last two years all a dream, are New Labour still in power?

    • 292
      Taxfodder says:

      I watched the show on’t telly…well till 10.50pm…when I fell asleep or slipped into an unconscious stupor..not sure.

      Found it a bit sad really, genuinely depressing at times and reminded me of “Jim will fix it”
      in all in its wooden politically correct embarrassing awfulness.

      Kenn Dodd could have done it better at half the price…..and I would have had a good laugh at the same time, and probably kept awake!

    • 308
      Universal Hiss says:

      I didn’t watch it.

      It was always going to be a pile of shit & it was a pile of shit according to most posters on here.(What did you expect?)The Guardunistas seemed to like it though.(What did you expect?)

      I did see the flame thingie.I thought that was good.Was that British engineering & design at its best?I stopped watching again after that.Seems I missed a nearly dead ex Beatle.Narrow escape.

    • 353
      AC1 says:

      Left wing multi-cult crap.

      • 380
        Boudicca says:

        I’m obviously in a minority here,but I thought the opening ceremony was great.
        Usually I’m deeply cynical,but the celebration of our enviable history,countryside, humour,culture,music and creativity,superior to that of any other country,honestly brought a tear to my eye.

        • 404
          AC1 says:

          Oh dear.

          • Boudicca says:

            Are you honestly claiming you didn’t enjoy any aspects of the ceremony?

          • we're all in health rationing together says:

            I can honestly say that I laughed my socks off at the tribute to the NHS. It was pure Leni Riefenstahl for the 21st Century. Very enjoyable.

          • AC1 says:

            It’s treatment rationing, not health rationing. You’re health is mostly yours to harm, treatment is something marxists like to prevent you getting.

          • AC1 says:


            You think it was the #1 thing the state should pay 27 million for?

          • Since you ask says:

            I think the best bit was Bradley banging the bell. Dong! The whole thing should have started and ended with that one simple item. Think of the money that would have been saved! Plus the plaudits from the “intellectual” arty-farty types would have been orgasming over the symbolism.

        • 417
          Fuck the bbc says:

          It was a mish mash of populist trash where even the odd moment of higher culture was demeaned eg the dirge like abide with me – good lighting, flame, and fireworks should not disguise it’s emptiness and irrelevance

          • just saying says:

            Condensing thousands of years of history into a couple of hours was always going to be a bit of a mish mash.
            Not everything worked. But there was plenty to be proud of.

          • Slippery Slope says:

            No, there absolutely was not.

  54. 222
    Racist Cyclists says:

    The BBC must be going bonkers by now. A Cycling roadrace through the English countryside cheered on by over a million white folk.

    • 250
      Aunty Matter says:

      Not many black men on the bikes either.

    • 262
      Only 15 days 06 hours 17 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

      I bet the BBC have got a team of what they laughingly call ‘journalists’ scouring the streets of Dorking trying to find one non-white person to interview, about some tenuous link between cycling and multiculturalism.

      “What do you mean ‘Everyone in Dorking’s white’? You cannot be serious! This is Britain, for fuck’s sake! Are you blind? Keep looking, damn you!”

      • 284
        Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

        Its not true either. Anne Milton is red and dribbling – at least after she goes for a jog.

    • 267
      post hoc says:

      BBC coverage of the Olympics absolutely dire. They should be ashamed. Not as good as previous years with smaller budget and less technology. Poorly informed juniors commentating, bad technical mishaps and talking over the things we wanted to hear. Almost as bad as their coverage of the jubilee. Really awful teeny-weeny pc celeb commentators, daft old duffers who can’t even read numbers correctly, and so called anchormen who have no in depth knowledge of sport. The BBC are not worth the licence fee and their incompetency has actually really put me off watching something I had previously been looking forward to. Someone screwed up badly.

      Please oh please Mr. Cameron put the BBC to the sword. They should never be trusted with anything of this kind again unless some root and branch reform is done.

      PS Very sorry for Cavendish.

  55. 239
    Aidan"Adolf" Burley says:

    Ein Volk,Ein Reich,Ein Fuhrer.

  56. 249
    Aunty Matter says:

    Oh dear, Danny Boyle’s socialist love fest didn’t help our lycra nazi’s today. Never mind, ha fucking ha.

    • 259
      Only 15 days 06 hours 23 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

      I think we should do what that Socialist utopia North Korea does when its athletes don’t win.

      Shoot them.

      Labour would like that.

  57. 253
    Aunty Matter says:

    So we’re keeping our AAA rating, funny that when we were told we might lose it the BBC mongs couldn’t wait to wheel out Ed Nazi, but now…….

    • 277
      Only 15 days 05 hours 58 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

      “Tory-led government shame Britain with ‘elitist’ AAA-rating.” – BBC.

    • 279
      Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

      Give me strength. The reporting is on 2 different stories. Moodys put us on negative watch. That was the previous story, correctly reported. S&P disagreed with them – the latest story. The real complaint should be that anyone takes Moodys seriously – noone in business does. Do pay attention.

      • 289
        Aunty Matter says:

        No the story is about how the BBC report it, anything negative about the government is given top billing (and they wheel out fat boy) but anything positive is hidden away or ignored.

        Just as the BBC like to pick certain bits of IMF reports to lob for Ed Knackers to spout but ignore the overall view of the IMF on our economy.

        • 295
          Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

          Oh God, its like talking to the tea party; unless you come from Mars there is no common ground for sensible exchange.

        • 354
          National Socialist says:

          There is nothing positive about this government, as regular readers of this blog will realise.

          • just saying says:

            They’re not Labour.
            That’s positive.

          • Anonymous says:


  58. 263
    No 10 says:

    We don’t agree with the rebel Tory MP’s comments on the Olympic opening ceremony, it wasn’t “lefty” or “multicultural” in anyway, in fact Dave loved it!

    • 281
      Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

      The ending of the Irish troubles is a real problem. In the good old days any MP who caused hassle found himself as a junior minister for NI, with minimal security.

      • 450
        Expat Geordie says:

        Don’t count on that. The Telegraph and the guardian are both reporting that so called dissident republican groups are merging to reform the IRA. Except for the Continuity IRA most of the other groups are merging with the Real IRA.

        It looks like we could be going back to the good old days, just as Dopy Dave reduces the size of the Army.

        • 519
          Since you ask says:

          My grandad told me there used to be a regiment called the Black Watch. Is that true and if so which part of Africa did the soldiers come from? Or was he talking about the Colonel’s multicoloured timepiece? Life for us yoof is very confusing you know.

    • 312
      The BBC (Biased Bullshitting C#nts) says:

      We are HORRIFIED!!!! – HORRIFIED my dears!! And to think we broadcast all those hours of the cycle race – and hardly an effnic in sight!!!!

      We are having our colourists paint in the proper hue from now on – and every screen from now on will be framed by effnics in the front, sides, and top. I mustn’t mention BOT Om i/c the …… um ….. effnic with big one kicks up!

  59. 269
    post hoc says:

    Isn’t it strange how in the perfectly pc world according to Coe, there is no mention of Steve Ovett (cheers) or Linford Christie (even louder cheers) who have been airbrushed out of sporting history. Disgraceful.

    • 275
      Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

      Coe is hardly going to mention an athlete who was better than him in his own event. I am looking forward to Daley Thompson turning up to the closing ceremony and parading in front of US television wearing a t-shirt saying ‘the worlds second greatest nation is gay’.

      • 349
        Your Friendly Neighbourhood Stereotype Service says:

        It’s what many over there believe anyway; let’s see what Archie Bunker, America’s Alf Garnett, had to say about it:

        • 395
          Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

          What? Many in the US believe America is a gay nation? Is it possible for a nation to come out?

        • 623
          Anonymous says:

          Looking at the composition of the various political parties, he does have a point. England is a fag country.

    • 316
      Lord Stansted says:

      Quite simple, Ovett is working class – Coe is not.

    • 360
      Mr. Clean says:

      Didn’t Coe dope his blood with oxygen just before a race? His dad, a doc doing the transfusion.

  60. 301
    Mornington Crescent says:

    This would have been a far more accurate tribute to the NHS last night:

    • 320
      Universal Hiss says:

      I went looking for a You tube 10 minute walk down Peckham High Street but it is sadly no longer available.

      Just a walk.No sound track.It was amazing.

      Must have been totally racist as there was at least a dozen pale folk there snarling at the camera.

      Obviously edited to show the glorious diversity that has enriched the city so must be stamped out at all cost.

      • 521
        Pick'em and Peckham says:

        Isn’t that our Harriet’s constituency? That’s maybe why it has been “unallowed’. Can’t have folks seeing off-message stuff on the interwebby thingy.

  61. 309
    Mr. Aidolf Burley MP: An Apology says:

    On behalf of the organisers, we would like to offer our sincere apologies to Mr. Borely. In future all Olympics broadcasts will be preceded by a prominent warning that they may contain images of foreigners and non-white people which may be distressing to conservatives.

    Signed on behalf of the IOC

    Jesse Owens (decd)

    • 318
      IS IT OVER YET says:

      I would like to apologise in advance to all the flag waving muppets who think that the greatest tax give away on earth , will be anything but a farce
      Team GB had decided in advance that some bloke called Cavendish would just have to turn up and ride his bike , and everybody else would move out of the way so he could collect his medal with minimum effort , they even decided (team order)that Bradley Wiggins should take a back seat as he had just won a medal and he would have to wait till it was his turn again
      What they failed to do was inform a 38 year old Kazakhstan Borat to move aside and let the Brits through , or slow down so they can catch up
      They should be expelled from the games without delay for not playing the game
      How unsporting can you get ?

      • 344
        just like one of our team too says:

        a 38 year old drug cheat, according to the rather bitter BBC reporter

      • 352
        Sonny boy says:

        Shhh, I wonder what the price will be at the end of this farce for the gold medals we may or may not win.

        • 406
          IS IT OVER YET says:

          Rumour has it he was an immigrant over stayer who was cycling on his pizza delivery round when UK border agents gave chase !

      • 488
        Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein says:

        I trust Cavendish will do the honourable thing.

  62. 310
    iT MAY ... OR IT MAY NOT 'OF' BEEN SUGGESTED ... says:

    .. but I would like to ‘of’ seen Revd. Phoney (£rd Fucking Way) B£iar, /b> sanctimonious git and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin – being DROPPED out of that Helicopter last night!

    Oh sweet justice! – and what a fine view he would ‘of’ had on the way down!


  63. 319
    Mr H Cоle in disguise - not says:

    I am a proud signed-up-member of the New Uptopya edyerkayshun shystem an’ that innit – ovvawoys oy couldn’t ‘of’ writ that! nowotoymeen

  64. 323
    Per och Inga says:

    Grattis till en annan framgångsrik vecka, Guido. Här i Stanmore Sverige har vi väldigt mycket njuta av din blogg även om vi egentligen inte förstår vad fan du pratar om. Fortsätt med det goda arbetet!

    • 324
      Bjorn says:

      It was funny. Went the 5 miles into town today to get some paint. On the way back, drove behind a large white Volvo estate with large white people in it. What are Per and Inge doing here, I thought? It was so real. I had to pinch myself. Fortunately for me, they turned off.

      • 331
        Per och Inga says:


        • 337
          Du och jag says:

          There wouldn’t be a Volvo big enough for these three.

          • EZ says:

            She phoned me when they finally arrived at the hotel house. Her main preoccupation seemed to be, like, when are they coming back?
            FFS! You’re in someome else’s house – HELLOO! Does it matter when the fuck they’re coming back? These people are like a recurring dose of something painful.

          • Just back from a nice peppered steak. I love the occasional steak and the black peppers, well!

            IMHO, Stew is far too accommodating. Why doesn’t he tell them to FO? I would. But as I said before, I am a nasty bastard over such things… No one wonders how they stand though.

          • Skrattar åt ditt namn! says:

            Unfortunately for them, they’re too nice and they think Gordon Brown wasn’t a bad Prime Minister.

            Despite that, I love them dearly.

            Behind The Swedes back, they ARE telling them to fuck off but when that phone call comes, as it does every year, something gives.

            It’s strange because Liz is a tough cookie but just can’t seem to say no to these creeps. Stew is too busy to be able to worry about it.

            He sure knows about it when they “home in” on him for two weeks every summer, though.

            I’ve told them what I think about the whole situation, as you can imagine!

            Still, they’ve provided some entertainment without realising it. I feel a bit sorry for Tinker though.

            I jus practisin my typin , ain’t I ?? *waves*

            All true, though. x

          • Entre Nous says:

            Jag hoppas att vi träffas en dag i alla former behagar dig.
            Om de är det där hemska och du fortfarande älskar dem, så har jag en liten chans! ♥♥♥

          • Du och jag says:

            Förresten, honung: Tro inte att jag inte ser de små referenserna överallt! Det är trevligt att bli påmind. * skrattar * Du måste ha ett fotografiskt minne. *blinkningar* x

          • Du och jag says:

            skrattar högt @ 8.32

            Det skulle vara kul !! ♥

          • Entre Nous says:

            Trots detta älskar jag dem ..

            Jag tog detta som svenskarna, men jag ser nu kan vara Stew och hustru som skulle kunna vara de enda att rösta Labour.

          • Entre Nous says:

            Längre upp på sidan också…

          • Du och jag says:

            Ja och vänta en minut ♥

          • Du och jag says:

            Jag går och läsa den nu. Ursäkta mig.

            P.S. Skriver du ALLT här?

            E x

          • Entre Nous says:

            Nr 8illy är först
            Du är näst
            Jag kommer ett fattigt land i tredje …

            xx på lättsinnigaste plats ♥.

          • David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

            * rullar runt på golvet *

          • Entre Nous says:

            Jag gjorde en liten men signifikant uppdatering av min post någon annanstans, om du får tid. Jag är naturligtvis äldre än dig men du lär mig ibland.

        • 396
          Entre Nous says:

          …fotografiskt minne?

          Du verkar ha en direkt linje i min hjärna. Jag är ganska orolig.

  65. 330
    Jim says:

    The only black boys around in the 1800s were those who Swept the chimneys.

    • 334

      I remember the coal miner story of the showers where all the black sooty miners were cleaning off and one of them had a white appendage. Why is that? one asked another. Oh, e’s been ‘ome lunchtime to see the missus!

    • 456
      Expat Geordie says:

      I went to a talk at the Durham Light Infantry Museum in the early 1990′s about the Durham miner in the Great War. The bloke giving the talk was great, but near the end he showed us two photos of bl@ck soldiers in DLI uniform.

      He said that he had over 10,000 photos of British WWI soldiers, but that these were the only two with bl@ck soldiers in them. An old WWI veteran had apparently identified the men by name and said that they came from South Shields. Asked if the white soldiers had ever used rácíst language about them he said no, but they were known as “Smoked Geordies”.

  66. 364
    Spock says:

    James T Kirkup (seen elsewhere) re lack of support for Aidan Berlei :
    the overwhelming majority will probably dislike the fact that he was making a political point at all about an event that is generally held to be above politics.
    Illogical, Captain. The event was clearly planned as a political statement long ago. Do you seriously expect the crew of Starship Britannia to ignore that ?

    • 370
      Time Lord says:

      I wish Capt. Cockup would beam himself back to his own planet and get a job, don’t I Leela?

      Umm – That’s nice. A bit higher, maybe?

  67. 371
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    On behalf of the Tory Party(excluding Aidan Burley) I wish mark Cavendish the very best of luck in the Olympic cycling event.

  68. 383
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    On behalf of the Tory Party(excluding Aidan Burley) I wish Hannah Miley the very best of luck in the Olympic swimming event

  69. 412
    John Brown says:

    I am going to have to ask as it seems I, my family and friends are totally ignorant.

    What is Windrush?

    • 421
      Polly Knows says:
    • 423
      Wynn D. Miller says:

      The embarrassing situation where one finds oneself delivering a number of farts, in rapid succession, suddenly and unexpectedly.

    • 544
      I really, really can't be arsed to..... says:

      “What is Windrush?” – it’s what one gets from eating too much curry goat. or rice and small green legumes.
      Also the name of the ship which brought the first wave of West Indian immigrants to our, then largely white, inhabited shores.
      Also known as the thin edge of a bloody large wedge.

  70. 427
    No Blame says:

    So why the fuck is Mark Cavendish blaming the rest of the world for preventing him getting a Gold Medal? All he had to do was leave the Pelaton and join the break away pack.

  71. 453
    Biased dumb blonde watch says:

    Can I just put on record that the BBC s presenter who interviewed the Winner of the cycle road race was well out of order. She began her interview of the new Olympic gold medalist by saying ” that result was not the one which the British public wanted” , how very dare he. She then continued to remind the champ of what a bad result it was. She even had the audacity to complain that the rest of the compeditors didnt want Britain to win. FFS does this dopey cow really believe that a rider from any other Country would have competed with the mind set of wanting to help Britain win. Jesus Christ !!!!

    • 457
      Another Engineer says:

      Yеs, thаt rеаlly wаs shоckіngly bаd.

      Thе BBC cаn’t bе blаmеd fоr thе crаp pіcturеs аs thе IOC іnsіst thеіr оwn lоt dо thе аctuаl еvеnt cоvеrаgе, but rеаlly…

      Mіnd yоu, Vіnо wоn’t bе а pоpulаr wіnnеr іn а lоt оf quаrtеrs wіth hіs pаst…

      • 538
        Anonymous says:

        Here was I thinking that the pictures from the bbc were not nearly as awful as usual.

        So that explains it.

    • 458
      Patriot says:

      Makes a change for someone, anyone, at the BBC to show an interest in anything British.

    • 459
      Nowt to do with me says:

      Yes I heard that too. I have been considering her comment all evening and although it was probably true I feel she should not have said it.

      Team GB accusing the rest of the world for scuppering their pushbike race came a close mind.

      • 464
        A Dodgy Sprocket says:

        It is not even true. They were getting a fair amount of help from the German team but the fact is their strategy failed because it was predictable: as the team to beat they should have realised that many of the other teams would have considered what to do about countering their known likely modus operandi. They were out-thought.

        • 471
          UKIP.i.am says:

          Yes for about two miles out of the 140. But the strategy to let everyone know that they wanted to help Cav win was as clever as Mcmental telling the world when he was selling all our gold.

          • Sid the Obvious says:

            + 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

    • 463
      Off Message says:

      Yep she told the Kazakhstan winner that that Britain did not want this result. I cringed at her candidness. She was right though.

  72. 454
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Please tell me that all this Olympic bollocks is over?

    • 523
      The BBC don't 'alf pick'em says:

      We would but then we would be lying to you – something the BBC never do. Sorry.

  73. 460
    Sonny boy says:

    All that money spent must have brought us quite a few gold medals on this the first day of the Olmypics?, I wonder how many we will get tomorrow.

    • 462
      Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

      I thought the one eyed twat from Fife sold all our gold?

      • 472
        albacore says:

        Well, Gordon would have his little joke
        And it don’t matter if Britain’s broke
        There’s no call at all for gloom and sorrow
        What we ain’t got Dave’ll print and borrow

  74. 465
    Poly Toynbee says:

    Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?

  75. 466
    Saffron says:

    To all of you who have watched this left wing asshole of a so called oylipic debacle,well good on you and if you are saying that this really represents our proud history you should really get yourselves informed as to what this countrie’s history is all about.
    What an absolute left wing bedwetters of a show this was,I started to watch it but when I realised what left wing bo**ocks this was I switched off grand style.
    That well known bo**ocks from bury is a known leftist bit of sh**e.
    I also noted that the Beeboid bunch of betrayers of this country were also tuned in.
    In addition the Sky ass*holes were diabolical,absolutely up their own ass*holes.
    Will I and my family watch this sh*te for the next two weeks,I am afraid not.
    Goodnight all and sweet dreams but hopefully not about this left wing motivated OYLIMPICS.

  76. 470
    Constant plucker says:

    In an ever changing world it is comforting to see that the Andy Murray Bros Lost.

  77. 476
    Off Message says:

    So odd

    A Kazakhstan Cyclist rode the race of his life winning the Olympic Gold medal then a BBC reporterette started an interview by saying that this is not the resullt that the British public wanted.

    • 478
      A Dodgy Sprocket says:

      When they tried to ask Cavendish to account for his failure all they got was surly arrogance.

  78. 479
    Open Mind says:

    I am still confused. What is this Windrush?

  79. 480
    Better than the BBC Multicult Olympics Bollocks says:

  80. 482
    Entre Nous says:

    An EB/SC production has just been published. Running time 2.6 hours. X-rated 18+ only.

    She is something else…

    • 483
      David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

      *walks bow-leggedly towards the butler ready to be lifted into bed*

      • 484
        Entre Nous says:

        I remember there was a horse race somewhere and a contestant was named Roger the Butler.

        Spent quite a time wondering whether the first word was a proper noun or a verb.


      • 487
        The runner-up in the 3.30 at Kempton Park says:

        I’ll never forget “The Bowler’s Holding, the Batsman’s Willey” live. That was the moment that I realised there may be a god after all.

  81. 497
    not a machine says:

    Interesting It appears I have new form of censorship in my life , disconnect server when I post certain things …..

    One post has completely gone to disconnect

  82. 505

    To Ewаnme

    Na Night , darlin xx .

    You were absolutely fantastic .

    I never knew making love could be like this , hun .

    I am going to enter us in the Olympic Bonking Championships .

    That will be a double Gold for Blighty .

    Better keep quiet about it for now though , petal xx .

    Still think we should do something about contraception tho .

    Love You Madly

    SC x♥x .

  83. 513
    Better than the BBC Multicult Olympics Bollocks says:

  84. 527

    Subject: That brief moment of disbelief in the morning that only a man could know about.

    *stands in front of the mirror sporting morning glory*

    Mmmm. How does it get like that?

    *shakes head (the upper one – faod) and wonders whether last night was real or not*

    Did we really do it? At last. After all this time?

    *remembers, from previous life, to look for evidence. Smells fingers. It was real alright*


    *admires own tumescence which shows no signs of abating*

    Fuckin’ Brill!!

    *waggles it about – as you do…*


    Yes. We can all be quite cocky at times.

  85. 528
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    it’s pissing it down again

  86. 532
    Anonymous says:

    The British man most responsible by far for allowing the multicultural element to exist in peace in this country is Winston Churchill. Yet he hardly featured and most people living today would not even have recognised him. History has now officially been rewritten.

  87. 534
    UKIP.i.am says:

    The British man most responsible by far for allowing the multicultural element to exist in peace in this country is Winston Churchill. Yet he hardly featured and most people living today would not even have recognised him. History has now officially been rewritten.

    • 569
      Sonny boy says:

      Surely we can get a blame Thatcher in that comment and the Torys are baby eaters, it just doesn’t look right without that added.

  88. 537
    Fuck the EU says:

    Who exactly does this ETSI mob answer to ?
    Do we have any say in this ?


    Thought not.

    • 547
      IS IT OVER YET says:

      Yet more concessions to the NWO !

    • 587
      UKIP.i.am says:

      Amazing how the Guardian mongs are blaming all this EU intrusiveness on Theresa May. The Pro-EU dullards wanted an EUSSR and now their wish has been granted all they can do is whinge at the Tories for it.

  89. 539
  90. 540
    Gordovski Brownstainovich & Ken LyingScum, Livid, Berating the O£umpic Opening Ogrenisers says:

    We are shitting ourselves with anger and frustration!! WE SHOULD HAVE OF BEEN CENTRE STAGE!!!

  91. 541
    anonymous says:

    tory mp rory stewart is a c’unt

    in fact all tory mps are c’unts

    • 542
      talking cunt says:

      takes one to know one

    • 543
      Only 14 days 13 hours 48 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

      Whereas Labour MPs, whose Party decided to lie through its teeth and wage an illegal war that killed more than 100,000 civilians (many of them working class), are wonderful pillars of the community.

      • 553
        I respectfully disagree Sir! says:

        I don’t think Noo£ieBore ‘decided’ to ‘lie through it’s teeth’

        ‘Lying’ is built into it’s foetid DNA, as demon_strated by it’s Founder, the Revd. Phoney B£liar

        • 556
          Only 14 days 12 hours 55 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

          My good Sir, you are, of course, correct.

        • 593
          I respectfully disagree Sir! says:

          I must apologise for the careless use of apostrophes. I don’t know what came over me!

    • 590
      UKIP.i.am says:

      Shouldn’t you be somewhere celebrating the fact that a hundred thousand elderly NHS patients are being murdered each year in NHS beds, many left to suffer in their own faeces and piss by dedicated NHS nurses?

  92. 549
    Aidan Burley says:

    I’ve had enough of this multicultural crap ,I’m off to Rhodesia to meet with Ian Smith.

    • 564
      jgm2 says:

      Ian Smith was worried that a previously prosperous country would be destroyed if fuckwits like Robert Mugabe were allowed into power. That their economy would collapse. That education, life expectancy and economic output would slam into reverse and ‘democracy’ would turn out to be one-man, one-vote, once only.

      Robert Mugabe sure proved him wrong eh?

      And a similar scenario is unfolding across the border in SA.

      I’m amazed there are any white people left in SA. Surely the writing is on the wall as to how they can expect to be treated. Are they wilfully blind? Do they really think that the ANC, any time there is a bit of local unrest, won’t just scape-goat the remaining whites?

      Are they out of their fucking minds?

      • 715
        A thoughtful contributor says:

        ‘t would seem so. When I was there in the mid 1980s it really was a nice part of Africa to live in (both Zim and RSA). Regrettably it is the same worldwide; give a country back to the natives and in less than 10 years it will revert to the way it was before colonial improvements. Guaranteed. I like that part of the world, but I doubt I shall ever go back now. Why go looking for trouble?

  93. 550
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    1st Baron Sir Lord Coe MBE OBE CDM and bar
    Won’t be very happy this morning , as the news is showing thousands of empty seats at the top venues not just odd ones , but full tiers with just the odd person sat in them
    so much for the great organised ticket farce
    wonder if his bonus is under threat yet?

    Day one of the swimming

    • 551
      Only 14 days 13 hours 08 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

      Perhaps all the tickets were sold, but the empty seats were allocated to people who showed-up wearing Pepsi T-shirts.

      • 554
        IS IT OVER YET says:

        When the brand police release them from custody , will they get a refund or just a voucher for a free Coke ?

        • 557
          A Brand Police Parson says:

          You jokin mate??!! How will they ‘old a can wiv smashed up fingers? We do a propa job!!!

        • 559
          Only 14 days 12 hours 49 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

          Refund? Voucher? By the time the Brand Police have finished subjecting the ‘missing’ to ‘treatment’ (cans of Pepsi are rigged to deliver electric shocks, whereas selecting Coke solicits a reward of some kind: removal of nails from genitals, for example), they’ll be ‘cured’ and rushing out to buy their own Cokes. Today, and every day.

    • 586
      sports fucked up too by these wankers says:

      Seems they’ve learned nothing from Wembley where the corporates are only interested in the big games (or their half time nosh up), leaving the half way line sections empty, whilst the true fans pack the rest of the stadium.

      • 717
        A thoughtful contributor says:

        Best news I’ve read all day. Let’s hope the rest of the events get equally enthusiastic attendance.

        Did you see those daft buggers standing in the rain today for two hours – just watch a bunch of bikers go by in about 10 seconds? Must be something in the Surrey water.

  94. 552
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    Why is it that half of the Aged athletes picked to represent us are carrying injuries ?
    Thus denying a young able bodied person a chance to represent the country ?

    • 565
      jgm2 says:

      I reckon the young ones will be carrying injuries too. The amount of training these athletes have to do to even get themselves into the selection picture fucks most of ‘em up to the point where at any one time a significant percentage are injured/recovering from injury/carrying an injury.

      I admire their dedication but most of ‘em would have a far more successful and lucrative career if they’d devoted anything like that amount of effort to studying harder at school.

    • 567
      Tim Berners-Lee says:

      I had just enough time to pull my trousers and pants back up as the house started to lift away.

  95. 566
    Boris Johnson says:

    I’m really looking forward to the naked ladies underwater table tennis Olympic event this afternoon.

  96. 568
    Ordinary man says:

    Would it not have been better to invest £15 billion into the NHS rather than spending the dosh bragging about it?

    • 571
      Sonny boy says:

      All that would happen is a different group would be filling their bank accounts instead of the group who have now.

    • 572
      jgm2 says:

      The NHS is a black hole.

      You could tip the entire UK GDP into it and it wouldn’t make any significant difference to life expectancy.

      The 15bn would be better spent on supplying the entire UK population (60 million?) with 250 quid each to spend as they see fit.

      • 583
        UKIP.i.am says:

        The NHS is doing a marvellous job in reducing life expectancy. Ask any old person in an NHS ward deprived of food and water and left to rot in their own piss and faeces while NHS nurses ignore them. What is there not to celebrate in that?

        • 618
          Changed my name says:

          Not a humorous post. This time last year I watched as precisely this happened to my late mother. And not even able to visit every day to monitor her because of outbreaks of ‘norovirus’. A total disaster and cruel end.

        • 622
          Anonymous says:

          A dying and failing body and mind is not that easy a thing to manage, especially if staff levels are down and there’s some wanderers on the ward. One trained nurse and a carer allocated to six patients should be enough in most cases, but it doesn’t always work out like that. Falling by patients is another contentious issue, but in my experience, unless a patient is restrained, which is obviously frowned upon, they will have that fatal fall wherever they go, be it hospital, home or nursing home.

    • 573
      Only 14 days 11 hours 59 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

      The notion of “fixing” the NHS by throwing limitless sums of money at it has been tested to death.

  97. 570
    jgm2 says:

    In other news…


    Barclays is being investigated by the Financial Services Authority over whether it disclosed in a comprehensive and timely fashion all the fees it paid to advisors when raising more than £5bn of emergency capital from middle eastern investors at the end of 2008.

    The BBC (and FSA) really can’t let go of the fact that Barclays managed to weather Brown’s financial clusterfuck without having to go begging to the UK taxpayer.

    HBOS and RBS and Lloyds were deliberately hung out to dry in order to divert the blame to the banks instead of the Maximum Imbecile where it belongs. If the Imbecile could have somehow hooked Barclays (as he was no doubt manouvering to do) then he’d be able to claim that the entire British banking system ‘over-stretched’ itself and needed UK taxpayer support. Look at how much behind the scenes arm-twisting was required to get Lloyds to tie itself to HBOS so that it too could ‘fail’.

    One day the true tale of how the UK banks were deliberately hung out to dry in an effort to divert blame away from Brown will emerge. Probably sixty years from now when the government papers are released.

  98. 575
    Google says:

    The problem with the BBC and Dave is that they can not see (or accept) that Burley is correct and the opening ceremony was leftie crap.

  99. 577
    Skippy says:

    “No-one wants to help us. The Australians sit there. They always just ride negatively…they’re happy to see us lose.

    Good to see Cavendish such a sporting loser!
    Whinging Pomey Bastard.

    • 578
      jgm2 says:

      Indeed. Why on earth would the Australians want to help Cavendish get a Gold medal. They’re just happy to be there.

      It looks like Team GB just fucked up tactically.

      Shit happens.

      • 620
        The Paragnostic says:

        It’s more to do with there only being 5 in a team rather than the usual 9. It’s a lot harder to chase down with only 4 supporting riders, so the poor petals wilted on the home run.

        Still – a classic whinge from Cavendish.

    • 579
      loopy loo says:

      WTF? He said that?

    • 581
      Loser says:

      What a twat. He’s been training for four years for yesterday and come the event he and his team totally fucked up. No one forced them to head the Peloton throughout and not join the break away pack. Losers and bad losers at that.

    • 585
      the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      to be fair he said that before the race

  100. 580
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Owen ‘shirtlifter’ Jones boring the planet again on Sky News.

    • 582
      Perry Neum says:

      I wish someone would beat him,he really really gets right on my tit ends.

      • 588
        Only 14 days 11 hours 18 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

        All good things come to those who wait. One day soon, Owen will have to leave school and get a job in the real world. The Guradian and Independent will be gone (and he’d have to beat a long queue of meedja studies students to get his foot in the door, anyway), Labour have run out of money, and are firing staff. So poor little Owen’s in for a nasty reality shock.
        His own limitations, I think, are what’s going to beat the crap out of him.

      • 595
        Just asking says:

        Perry – are you shaved or as nature intended?

    • 584
      Only 14 days 11 hours 26 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

      Uh-oh. Someone at Sky’s in for the chop. If they’ve got spare time in the schedule to wheel-on cheap filler Own to talk shite, someone’s not been selling enough advertising slots.

  101. 589
    Al Freeman says:

    Can’t understand your rankings Guido dear. “Jeremy Hunt hits woman with Bell end” is your number 1 with only 148 comments but “Debt Bomb:deficits and Dancing girls” with 694 comments doesn’t even get a mention.

  102. 591

    Jeremy Hunt hits woman with Bell end has subliminal Smirnoff Vodka ads.

    • 597
      Only 14 days 10 hours 44 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

      If it’s a “man hits woman” story, one would expect the subliminal ads to be for Stella. ;-)

  103. 594
    The Tit in No 10 says:

    I say you jolly chaps!!!! No-one talks about us or our Pitiful Plight any more!! It must be the O£umpics!!!! Why don’t we have one every few months?? Watt? Whatage???

  104. 598
    What's the reasoning? says:

    The Local supermarket is open until 8 today because of the Olympics. But why? The Olympics are 300 miles away and have no effect on local life.

    • 605
      Only 14 days 10 hours 27 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

      It’s the “Olympics Community” welcoming you to your own personal Olympic Experience. You may be 300 miles away, but you can share in the excitement because your supermarket is staying open late.

      For £13billion, were you expecting something more?

      • 616
        Your Neighbourhood PC Bollocks Officer in a Town Hall near you says:

        Well then. . . CELEBRATE!!!! . .. the Diversity, ‘n that, innit nowotoymeen?

    • 638
      Slartibartfast says:

      Still plenty of time to get a few cans in for the womens hockey tonight then, isn’t there?

      • 722
        A thoughtful contributor says:

        and don’t forget the popcorn while you are there. You’ve got another two weeks of this stuff coming up.

  105. 602
    Mark Cavendish says:

    “It seems like most teams are happy not to win as long as we don’t win.
    “It’s bitterly disappointing. No one wants to help us.”

    • 615
      Sonny boy says:

      All that Lotto money and billions pissed over this travesty called the Olympics and it’s down to not how good your are but Libor pc correctness of everyone is a winner.

    • 627
      Skippy says:

      Whinging Pommey Bastard.

    • 630
      Why dont other countries help Britain to win ? says:

      No wonder Cavandish isnt Gold medal material with an attitude like that. Pathetic excuse makers dont become champions.

  106. 603
    car crash tv says:

    Remember the white mum with the mulatto kid in the Olympic opening ceremony? Well. it’s quite common you see, especially amongst guilt ridden, lefty, middle class media types with 2.5 kids and a mortgage apparently.

    Note that yet again no dad is shown…..hmmmm

  107. 606
    Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:

    Thais ? Thais ?? I was looking for PIES

  108. 611
    The PC Compliance Officer of the Biased Bullshit Corpse – where the truth never shines says:

    This is dreadful!!!!! – I have given Orders that the Sailing Race be stopped IMMEDIATELY!!!!! – everything is white, – the people, the boats, the sails, – even the clouds.

  109. 617
    Ed Milibandwagon says:

    The nathion demandth a judge-led enquiry into the Olympicth ticketh thcandal!

  110. 619
    The Paragnostic says:

    Just watching the bints on bikes at the Olympics – all I can say is:

    “Look at the withers on that!”

  111. 624
    Gaggin says:

    I don’t know if it’s just the drink talking but i have an overwhelming desire to bum Hazel Irvine.

  112. 632
    Zeus says:

    So, vast quantities of cash thrown at our ‘elite’ sportsmen and women so they don’t have to work and can tarin all the time.


    Cry baby Cavendish whinging because the rest of the cyclists wouldn’t facilitate his blistering sprint finish – did he not consider that THEY OR THEIR TEAMMATES MIGHT WANT TO WIN THEMSELVES. The british tactics were well-known and obvious – they COULD still have won by being nearer the front and JOINING the breakaway when it happened rather than staying with the pack – they would then not had to rely on the pack catching the breakaway group. BAD TACTICS, BAD PLANNING, NO BACK-UP PLAN.

    How strange that the winner and his mate with b*gger all sponsorship in comparison to our lot managed to tactically outwit our ‘superstars’.

    Murray’s knocked out by two unknowns – brilliant.
    Adlington 8th fastest in heats for final

    Overpaid, overhyped, overcoached, brain-dead and pampered beyond belief. Time to get back to British athletes having to STRUGGLE to make ends meet, STRUGGLE to achieve and STRUGGLE to succeed that way, only those who are truly likely to win will stay the course. Today they are feather-bedded and cossetted and earn vast sums for under-achievement. Perhaps sport england could explain why athletes from impoverished countries with hardly any support or facilities can come here and wipe the floor with our muppets?

    • 633
      Zeus says:

      Forgot about Paula (coca cola gold medal for olympic bottling) who will either be injured, retire with exhaustion, need to stop for a sky press interview before retiring in race or other wet excuse.

    • 635
      A Dodgy Sprocket says:

      Shhh. No-one is supposed to ask awkward questions about the Olympics. You are just supposed to chear along and pay your taxes.

  113. 636
    F1 eat your heart out says:

    This womens bike race is brilliant. The Lady from Brazil certainly didn’t expect to land in an Enlish ditch. fantastic action

    • 641
      :o) says:

      The Brazilian lady most certainly had no wish for a bush

      • 701
        The Paragnostic says:

        There was a Kraut lass called Teutoburg racing, but as she was about 15 stone with a large tattoo, I had no wish to get lost in her forest..

  114. 639
    Rightie says:

    So all of you who thought the ceremony was leftie, what would you have preferred instead? One hour of a giant 3D holographic image of Thatcher and Enoch Powell and a one hour montage of K K K lynchings may entertain some of you but the rest of us would find it boring.

    • 643
      leftie twat says:

      We could’ve recreated the battle of Rorkes drift mowing down scores of locals dressed as Zulus.
      Everybody loves those films.

      • 664
        Lt Gonville Bromhead, VC says:

        “Tongues of fire on Idris flaring
        News of foe-men near declaring
        To heroic deeds of daring
        Call you, Harlech men!

        “Men of Harlech, stand ye steady!
        It must not be ever said ye
        For the battle were not ready
        Welshmen never yield!”

        Yeah, that might have got some people’s blood going, in Cardiff, anyway.

        • 683
          General Lord Chelmsford says:

          But……………I left awell equipped and trained line regiment of over 1,200 men at Islandwhana They can’t all have been killed surely ?

        • 840
          Expat Geordie says:

          Pity only 14 of the defenders of Rorkes Drift were actually Welsh. 18 were from Monmouthshire though, although at the time Monmouthshire wasn’t in Wales. In fact there were more Irish (22) defending Rorkes Drift than there were “proper” Welshmen.

          Ah, a great day for the defenders of Rorkes Drift – B Company, 24th Regiment of Foot, Royal WARWICKSHIRE Regiment.

    • 654
      Anonymous says:

      Just an apolitical ceremony would have helped, but of course made impossible by the commissioning of an avowed leftie like Danny Boyle to run the show, ffs.

      • 678
        English Liberation Front says:

        Perhaps you could explain what the KKK has to do with Britain? Other than as a typically puerile slur for anyone who does not wish to conform to the hidebound doctrine of red fascism currently oppressing us.

        But then you couldn’t suggest the B&P because they haven’t participated in too many lynchings so your clever little post would have lost some of its emotive charge.

        Like many, many others, I would have settled for an apolitical ceremony free from the cartoon bigotry and prejudice of the left. But then when it comes to the comrades of the left ideological politics is part of their DNA and has to be rammed down everyone’s throats with plenty of intimidation and emotive blackmail to ensure it is digested. One might say that our noses have to be rubbed in it, eh?

    • 690
      UKIP.i.am says:

      Well they could have acknowledged the fact that it was Winston Churchill, a nasty Tory, who stopped this country being invaded by a country that would not have exactly celebrated multiculturalism. But such history has long since been rewritten by the verminous, hypocritical left, hasnt it?

      • 721
        Anonymous says:

        Is there a difference between socialism and national socialism?.
        I’m pretty sure liebor won’t fuck up next time they get in,they’ll rig the voting system properly so we have a permanent liebor government.
        Then they will use the nhs to kill off all the indigenous white working class folk!

    • 755
      A Dodgy Sprocket says:

      I could have done with a classical concert conducted by Sir Simon Rattle, (with Mr Bean, if you must), a rendition of several patriotic songs and the march of the athletes. The whole thing , with a speech or two and the gas lighting could have been over in a couple of hours.

  115. 640
    Slartibartfast says:

    So far we have had the Millenium Dome with it’s jaw-droppingly crass body zone, a monstrous great big ferris wheel erected in central London and now an Olympic opening ceremony that displays to the entire world our national decline in a hideously kitsch PC circus show. Why doesn’t Westmonster just pass a law making dignity illegal?

    • 647
      The Libor party says:

      They have already. It’s called the NHS.

      • 649
        Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

        And the vile Shard in London, the sort of gross building you expect to see in some middle east shit hole.

  116. 642
    only fitting that we can show our appreciation says:

    For the closing ceremony, can we have all the important politicians who have delivered such a wonderful spectacle parade around the athletics track.

    • 646
      Zeus says:

      What a great idea, perhaps the archery contestants could be involved in this in some way?

      • 660
        Lets Take our Country Back says:

        Fcuk wasting arrows on those thieving mendacious manipulators how about all of the redundant Army personnel located around the track that would soon make short work of these Parasites,Pimps & Leeches…….

    • 657
      Hang 'em High - REALLY HIGH!! (own piano wire supplied) says:

      Bags I to make the arrangements! I’ll only hang them a little bit then it can be over to the Burning-at-the-Stake specialists

      • 667
        Oh Jesus Christ No ! says:

        Can we Have a closing ceremony featuring a Wickerman spectacular ?

  117. 648
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    So what happened to the Prescott sleaze story with his dirty adverts then? I notice he appears to have deleted the tweets and the Daily Mail story has vanished off their website (although Google still has a cached copy)

    Once again our gutless media appear to be covering up for a fat slob of a man who did much to bankrupt this Country when in power and appears to have a rather dirty little secret he and the media want kept quiet.

    So Prezza just HOW do you get adverts of Thai brides on your computer then?

  118. 651
    Gordon Brown says:

    I won a chocolate gold medal for the Humpmyteddython.

    • 653
      Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

      Gold ???? SELL EVERYTHING ABOVE $ 275 an ounce. !!!!

    • 739
      and another thing says:

      because of my guidance the teamGB medal tally has seen an astonishing 100% growth

  119. 652
    Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:
    • 658
      Message to the good people of Hull says:

      John Prescott = Chief Whigham in waiting

    • 663
      Pawn Sandwich says:

      If he did order a bride she would love him long time.

    • 680
      Tay King-dePisse says:

      Simple explanation: Prezza is always ordering pad thai via e-mail from some takeaway joint that delivers. Of course, he can’t be arsed to actually go and buy it himself in person, as someone with a mobile will take a picture of him doing so and he’ll be given stick for it. That’s all he has to say– the advert placement cookie thingies, or however it’s done, on his computer see “Thai” and respond accordingly.
      You laugh, but when I’m on order-order.com, I have occasionally seen adverts asking me if I’m interested in studying to become a “minister,” as in vicar. I don’t go to any religious websites, so some algorithm in the program(me) counts how many times that word app*ears on the sites I DO frequent, but fails to differentiate the meaning. (I get all kinds of adverts for cock-eyed investment advice as a result of going to financial sites as well!)

      • 711

        You can type appears without fears – now.

        Thought you would probably have picked that one up, but there could be a Pavlov’s Dog effect at work, I suppose…

        Dog bless!

        • 714

          Ooooh! Got 666 and 700 today.

          Bet himself will unmod someone and ruin it all… :-(

        • 735
          Tay King-dePisse says:

          One never knows for how long such indulgence (as in “the sale of”) will continue and so one continues to use the tried-and-true avoidance techniques so as not to have to wonder whether one will have to wait hours before one sees one’s post, should the Master, or the Young Marse, have changed their minds again.
          Spe*aking of indulgence, perhaps the proprietors have been doing a little bit thereof (in another sense of the word)? It’s gone six bloody p.m. and no new post for Sunday, July 29, 2012– what gives?

        • 740
          Tachybaptus says:

          Don’t you know that Guido spends Sunday prostrate before a statue of the Virgin? And Neo-G spends it, well, prostrate anyway.

        • 744

          Whilst we apostates continue unabated.

  120. 656
    The British Road Cycling team says:

    Its not fair,they didnt let us win boo hoo it was Marks turn this time booo hooo

    • 662
      Zeus says:

      …and they wouldn’t let us put bits of cardboard fastened by clothes pegs against the spokes so it would go rat-a-tat and we’d scare them other teams silly – we did have a game plan see … boo hooo where’s my mummy.

    • 666
      Team GB says:

      We demand a public enquiry into the fact that those jonny foreigner athletes are not allowing our boys to win. This is a disgraceful state of affairs, we invite them to our games and they spit in our faces by being better than us !

  121. 665
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    For the sake of fairness, the next UK olympic opening ceremony should highlight BUPA, a successful health care provider that does not cost the taxpayer one penny.

  122. 672

    Where Did You Get That Debt?


    Where did you get that debt?
    Where did you lose that pile?
    Gordon was a knotted one
    Devoid of any style
    I wish that I had less of it
    He should have seen the vet!
    Wherever I go they shout
    Hello, where did you get that debt?

    Now how I came to get this debt
    Is strange but isn’t funny
    Labour came to power and took
    My property and money
    When the tax demand was opened
    It told me gross and net
    If I wants to breath the air at all
    I must also have the debt


    Where did you get that debt?
    Where did you lose your shirt?
    Tony was a vicious one
    Hypocrisy and dirt
    Wish he’d never seen the light of day
    Of that I know I’d bet
    Wherever I go they shout
    Hello, where did you get that debt?

    When I go to the Olympics
    In the summer season
    Someone’s is sure to shout at me
    Without the slightest reason
    When I go to the aquatics
    Half the seats are free
    And lefty non-comedians
    Who are sure to shout at me


    Where did you get that debt?
    Your car’s a heap of rust!
    Gordon was an evil one
    Abolished boom and bust
    I wish I’d had the boom bit
    And he, we’d never met
    Wherever I go they shout
    Hello, where did you get that debt?

    When my friend Sebastian Coe
    Had his last birthday party
    I was amongst the guests there,
    Who were welcomed true and hearty.
    The Prince of Wales was also there,
    And it filled my heart with glee,
    When Seb told me the prince
    Would like to have a word with me,


    Where did you get that debt?
    You’ve really been too bold
    They have sold our lovely country
    And thrown away the Gold
    We’ll pay for this for ninety years
    If it’s sunny or it’s wet
    Hello, hello, hello,
    Hello, where did you get that debt?

  123. 673
    Anonymous says:

    Still here?

  124. 675

    The number of the beast!

  125. 679
    Nullbymouth says:

    I wonder why we did not witness ICBMs parading down the Mall on Friday evening. It would have been the topping on a perfect communist day of celebration.

    • 718
      English Liberation Front says:

      Probably because the current Common Purpose incumbent of No.10 can’t afford them because all the money goes in foreign aid to other nuclear nations like India or friendly nations like Argentina.

  126. 682
    Well done Liz says:

    Good to see that at least the women cyclists have balls.

  127. 684
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    I wish Andy Murray the very best of luck in todays Hungarian Goulash Grand Prix,and also the very best of luck to Lewis Hamilton in the Olympic hop,skip,and jump final this afternoon.

    • 713
      Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

      Great call !! They both succeeded !

      How come I was such a Jonah ?

  128. 686
    Roget's Dicktionary says:

    Paula Radcliffe won’t be competing (medical reasons).

    Medical reasons = bottling?

  129. 687
    This will be Britain's best Olympics ever says:

    Well we can’t do any worse than Atlanta in 1996 surely ? 1 Gold 8 Silver 6 Bronze…if that is the case you can kiss goodbye to thought of any knighthoods or OBEs etc and you can bet that you won’t see any politician associating themselves with this Olympics for dust !!!

    • 770
      The Tit in No 10 says:

      I will !

      • 822
        48 MEDALS MY ARSE ha ha ha ! says:

        Up to now all our so called hot favorites have all gone tits up Adlington Cavendish and some other woman with a bike were supposed to just turn up andthe medals were theirs

        Yeh Right !

  130. 688
    a rare bit of praise says:

    I must commend the beebs make-up artists for making Sue Barker look almost fuckable.

  131. 693
    UKIP.i.am says:

    How many people has the NHS killed today through the negligence and apathy of its workforce?

    • 829
      Anonymous says:

      And over a hundred today by its incompetence in managing critical data?

      Fucking outrageous that around 6,000 lives are being lost each year because the NHS has been unable to standardise its system of recording and monitoring critical signs on patients charts!

      A classic example of NHS failure: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19001271

  132. 694
    Blowing Whistles says:

    An Olympic Irony – All them torches and the cauldron – were all lit by ‘gas’

    What an irony then on all the Global Warmists and political numbskulls in the UK – ‘still trying to pretend’ that ‘they’ the political pygmies and NOT the British people – bought into Al Gores scam.

    The Chinese and the Americans – couldn’t give a stuff for the false flag of Al’s deception.

    • 699
      Al Lee says:

      didnt he invent the internet?
      Has there been a USA protest yet?

      • 706
        Mad Al Gore says:

        I invented the system whereby I can jet round the world any time I like without affecting the climate one jot, whereas any time a peasant gets to do the same it causes millions of polar bears to drown at the South Pole and penquins to melt at the North Pole.

        • 709
          David Battenburg says:

          Even as I speak, an army of polar bears is sailing for London and will arrive just in time for the Olympics closing ceremony. I’ve filmed it already in my purpose-made studio.

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            As previously mentioned – there are a lot of angry Polar Bears out there. So the likes of Johan Hari[Kari] and others (e.g. Huhne, Davey, E Milipede, Zac Gold(ilocks of 3 bears fame)smith should be mindful if one of that army breaks cover.

            The Polar Bears have been ripped off because of the financial and profiteering greed of those who have used them …

            Be careful if you go down to the woods at any time…!!!!!!

          • Johan Hari says:

            As previously mentioned – there are a lot of angry Polar Bears out there. So the likes of Blowing Whistles and others (e.g. Huhne, Davey, E Milipede, Zac Gold(ilocks of 3 bears fame)smith should be mindful if one of that army breaks cover.

            The Polar Bears have been ripped off because of the financial and profiteering greed of those who have used them …

            Be careful if you go down to the woods at any time…!!!!!!

          • Your Friendly Neighbourhood Children's Song Service says:

            If you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise
            If you go down in the woods today, you’d better go in disguise:

          • Blowing Whistles says:

            To Jo’bloatedinhisownego’han Hari

            Blowing Whistles – just happens to have a nice paper trail of emails.

            Blow that up yer Rse – fatboy.

  133. 704
    Total Surprise says:

    P@ula Ra$cliffe won’t be competing.

    Medical reasons = bottling?

  134. 708
    Gordon Brown says:

    The number of the beast!!!!!

    Bugger. Missed it again. Sue’s fault.

  135. 724
    A Banker says:

    Can we have all the money ‘invested’ in these sports ‘stars’ back as they are clearly failing the country?

    Will the chant in the stadium be “What a waste of money” soon?

    Suggest UK athletics closed down – some time on the dole might focus some of the stars minds.

  136. 728
    anonymous says:

    Coe is a c’unt

    All tory boys are c’unts

    • 730
      Empty Seat says:

      Let’s hope the BBC have their way and “empty seats” are re-allocated to anybody who turns up. Then they can blame the Tories for the empty seats in the first place, and the chaos and disappointment caused when people turn up and don’t get a re-allocated ticket.

      • 734
        BBC mong says:

        Arse! I knew I was supposed to be somewhere else – but since i did not have to pay anyway….

    • 754
      T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

      I agree; and all socialist scum are arseoles.

  137. 732
    A Cynic says:

    The Olympics is one big circle-jerk where UK black athletes compete against World black athletes while the organisers launder tax-payers’ money through their friends’ businesses into tax-free bank accounts.

    • 738
      the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      “No-one has contributed more to our athletes than you”

  138. 736
    Number 10 Press Mong says:

    The Olympics have been very successful – all those sucking at the public teat have had their fill and, all the public suckers can foot the bill.

    • 751
      48 MEDALS MY ARSE ha ha ha ! says:

      They will be sucking it for the next 20 years until the poor old fucking taxpayer has paid it off !

  139. 737
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    I wish the ladies beach volleyball the very best of luck with the added handicap of the Benny Hill theme tune blasting out.

    This warrants a referral to Leveson !

    • 745
      not a machine says:

      Harriets legal team (hawkeye and co :motto if they dangle we will hang them ) :following incident of Canada vs GB , of ladies volly ball contest , we shall be holding a public inquiry as clearly a breech of unsolicited humour has occured during a rainy day at horseguards . We have taken pictures of smirking men at the event and want the full weight of the law and maximun sentence of 41 yrs in jail , to be applied to anyone exhibiting the standards of the tabloids . Jack has offered to go and monitor the events for me and take pictures , good man that he is clearing all his dairy so he can help out .Will ensure that sexbomb is not played at mens volley ball event , nor that bad taste advert for chocolate confectionary which has full monty parody , would be wrong to sentence women for that …..

      All the same has to be one of those LOL moments even if you have to be of a certain vintage to understand it , hard to imagine such a show had such massive audiences in Thames TV days . Little know fact about Benny Hill is that he researched so many clown acts , treated there profession very studiously

      • 747
        In E says:

        You means “their” doncha , babes ?

        You guys still discussin the weeks viewin stats then ??

        Respect !!

        • 749
          So bored, I could eat my hand says:

          Yes, In E. These figures are truly fascinating: 517,466 pages *creams himself*

          • In E says:

            Oh , right . Thet is quite impressive numbers , I spose .

            I’s had a lovely day , thank you for askin . Jus *waved* goodbye to the last stragglers , an that .

            It were nice to touch a real person again but wouldn’t wanna do it evry day , I don’t thinks .

          • So bored, I could eat my hand says:

            Mmmm. “…visitors visited 294,645 times…” *knocks one out*. Party?

          • not a machine says:

            I would never have thought that the anger of nation can be balanced so much on if Guidos down the pub …… suggest ponder if some of you are playing with pnone too much and not talking to partner ???

          • In E says:

            Yeah !! Little family thingy .

            It were funny talkin an not havin to type, tho . I woz charmin as ever an uncle Jim were on form .

            Thirty or so . Fuckin gannets , tho . By the time I got to the food , it were a few limp lettuce leaves an a half-eaten pasty so i jus went back to the wine table .

            you had a nice day ??

          • Penny says:


          • So bored, I could eat my hand says:

            Not really. Women’s beach volleyball, mainly. Mmmmm, 100,816! *instant boner*

          • Farthing says:

            over there >>>

          • So bored, I could eat my hand says:

            CRMM got 666 and 700 so we cracked open the last bottle of Lucozade. Other than that, diddly squit.

          • In E says:

            Penny dropped??!! I knows ;)

          • Groat says:

            M0db0t been playing up but actually glad it did.


          • WD40 says:

            Yeah, I know what you mean. He has his uses.

          • chuckram says:

            Love a nice innie…

            *licks slowly but with determination*

          • Nurse Botha says:

            Don’t …

            ..get me started, dear.

          • Nurse Botha says:

            My typing gets worse by the year, dear.

            I meant to say: Do get me started, chucky.

          • chevron says:


      • 748
        Bloody bastard says:

        Jack should take Richard Timney with him They can volley each others balls

  140. 741
    The Biased Bullshitting Cuntz - never knowingly telling the truth says:

    The are too many union jacks on display – they upset the cameras!

  141. 746
    Bloody bastard says:

    I just love a woman on her cycle !

  142. 750
    48 MEDALS MY ARSE ha ha ha ! says:

    12 Billion for the “LimpDick Lames” sounds about one Billion quids a medal for what our no hopers will get !

  143. 766
    not a machine says:

    comon Becky the fate of Mansfield rests on this Olyimpics

  144. 772
    Gordon Brown says:

    I purchased a truffle hunting pig

    The first time I took it out we ended up at the Kirkaldy barnch of Thorntons

    • 776
      Nurse Botha says:

      Yes, dear. You’re drunk, aren’t you Mr. Brown? If you really must chunder, please use the ashtrays provided. The ladies don’t want a repeat of the slipper-squelching episode, do they?

  145. 774
    DZ says:

    I am freezing rings of dog shit

    On friday I shall assemble my special flag

    • 778
      the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

      the pooooopa scooooopa flag ?

      • 783
        the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

        or just
        P o o o P
        ……o o

    • 812
      Anonymous says:

      You’ll get a visit from the branding police special dogshit logo division.

  146. 775
    Meedia Geedo says:

    NO requests that we rush out and buy the Daily Star Sunday to read the Geedo column??

    He hasn’t been sacked already, has he?

    I thought it was doing so well. LOL.

    • 779
      Raleigh Chipper says:

      Will The Sunday Times have him? He could reach even fewer readers then.
      Next stop … The Beano ….

      • 833
        Ann Elephantine-Memory (Ms) says:

        If I recall correctly, last week there was a note to the effect that the writer was going on his holidays for a while so there would be no offerings for a week or two.

        You lot should try to keep up at the back.

    • 785
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Well at least the Virtual winner of the Caption Contest has been posted up – on that blog. Said winner is the proud owner of a Virtual new Ferrari – to whizz around in – in their own mind and dreams.

    • 786
      Rock Kaker says:

      Guido’s a canny vagina – he’s just dipping his toe into several pies to see what comes up.

      • 804
        garden shed Star-reader says:

        I can’t for the life of me think what a Sunday Star reader would find of interest in anyhting Guido has had to say.

        • 806
          garden shed Star-reader says:

          Those wavy red underlines just make me press ‘submit comment’ even quicker.

  147. 780
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Jesus. if Adlington wins a gold in the 800 they will have to delay the rest of the swimming programme whilst the BBC commentators are given cardiac resusitation. Overreaction or what? She won a bronze you twats.

  148. 782
    Babewatch says:

    If our women can’t manage a gold medal, it would at least be some recompense if they didn’t look like a boris bus end. Some of the ruskies manage to look good AND win at tennis, for example. Our lot can’t do either.

    • 793
      Sonny boy says:

      All that tax and lottery money that’s been paid out to produce winners and we come third that’s just as bad a coming last, it means zero , can we have our money back please.

    • 797
      I don't need no doctor says:

      There are no gold medals, Gordon Brown sold all of our gold.

      • 801
        Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

        Cheer up ! He exchanged the Gold for euros.

        Er, hold on…….

  149. 788
    Anonymous says:

    Thanks for all the fun.

  150. 790
    Saffron says:

    Have we won anything yet?,and as for that opening pile of dogshite left wing crap it really makes one wonder how far this once proud land has fallen.

    • 796
      a once proud nation reduced to a grovelling mess says:

      Ooh look mummy……mummy look at me mummy, I’m being inclusive and celebrating diversity, look, look, look mummy, mummy!!

  151. 791
    Stayin Alive says:

    Say what you like about the Olympics ceremony, you have to give kudos to whoever decided to play the Bee Gees when the team from Fiji came out.

  152. 795
    Sonny boy says:

    Are they standing on a large Cadburys milk chocolate bar?.

  153. 807
    Sir Vycal Smears says:

    I’m concerned about these NHS cock-ups! And just what were those nurses doing in the Arena?

    • 811
      Parasitical says:

      They were trade union organisers

      • 820
        Sir Vycal Smears says:

        Providing it was the placement of the male organ in the female place nature provided for it, – then fine!

        The proctologists have all the dirty stuff of shit stained exudates from bum boys.

  154. 810
    wasted money says:

    “I’ll learn from this for the future”

    Fucking hell, whats the point of learning from this for the future, when the biggest days you’ll ever have in your sporting life are now, the days we funded you to produce a winning performance on .. not trail in 7th

    • 813
      Oyrish Failure, begorrah!! ! says:

      What? NO requests that we rush out and buy the Da*ily St*ar Su*nday to read the Gweeedoo column??

      He hasn’t been sacked already, has he? Ha ha ha ha !!!!

      I thought it was doing so well.

  155. 816
    Typical poster here watching Olympics says:

    Nìggèrs and fàggots! Nìggèrs and fàggots! Nìggèrs and fàggots! Nìggèrs and fàggots!

    • 821
      A passing psychiatrist says:

      This is called projection. But it is not a very interesting example, so you can get off the couch and fuck off.

  156. 819
    A lying cheating useless two-faced hypocritical pretentious pontificating fuckwit (no, not Gordo) says:

    I am the last hope this country has of escaping the clutches of the €USSR. You suckers do trust me don’t you? – !!


    Now – Charley old chum, – where’s the next Wind Farm going?

  157. 826
  158. 830
    not a machine says:

    mmmm I sometimes wonder about the timing of these things, while Uk enjoys its sporting time in the global spotlight , the Eurozone and European central banks along with the BOE will be doing their monthly briefings , for nearly 23 months the EU has delayed , put off doing much about anything as regards the huge debts contained within the EU and eurozone . It has not cut EU spending spending (indeed its just got a 2.8% increase ) , it is not sure if Greece has done sufficient to pass next tranche of bailout and Spain is thought to be around 350bn euros for the part bailout and 650bn for the full one .
    So Mr Draghi starts off the rabbit chase with nice round of euro will not fail and everything will be done to support it and remedy is more europe , euro rallies slightly , now we have briefed that some more phonecalls have taken place and Mr Draghi is considering large scale bond purchases , Mr Junkers also chips in with a do everything we can to save euro , and euro /markets rally . Well Mr Draghi now believes he can present the final kitchen effort .

    Now I guess by this time having had the PMs veto ensure that those countries who wanted EU institutions different to eurozone ones will have caused a bit of a problem , Quite how Mr Junker will underwrite Mr Draghis bond buying is perhaps the question to ponder , for Mr Junker has to explain how much bad debt he is going to underwrite even though it is disguised as lending to the Mr Draghi , Mr Draghi in turn has to explain if he takes on too much bad debt , if the euro becomes technically worthless . The interesting aspect it would seem to me of this new direction is if Mr Junkers buys bonds direct as well as lending Mr Drahgi the money to do the same , thereby stuffing the european central bank with a load of debt , yet enabling the euro to not sink as much , because balance sheet appears correct .

    Mr Draghi is a clever man , went to same colledge as Stiglitz , he perhaps would like the imperative of euro bonds as security , but he no doubt is facing the long predicted slow down , which is affecting the Franco german core . He does not have the fiscal union and banking legislation so either , we have speech outlining rapid implimenation of Fiscal and banking Union or Mr Draghi and Mr Junkers are going to be on modest bond purchase scheme, I say modest as clearly he cannot go big as we then start talking about figures of over 1trn euros (it is thought 2.5 trn euros is ultimate the scale last figs i saw if such things are reliable )
    some think a haircut is in the package as well on the back of the 2.8% contribution increase

    As ever we have got excited before , so is this the week ? As ever with Mr Draghi and Mr Junkers the latin in cauda venenum seems the only bit you need to know . Delay is only incidis in Scyllam cupiens vitare Charybdim .
    still lets wait and see , if its all talk and no trousers yet again .

  159. 836

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