July 28th, 2012

Saturday Seven Up

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You’re either in front of Guido, or behind…


840 Comments

  1. 1
    Seb Coe says:

    Suckers !

  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Good week Guido.

    I see Stan Collymore is going to stand against Aiden Burley at next election.

    Collymore, that well known bastian of morality!

  3. 3
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Funny how the Opening ceremony was a victory for the left but if it had all gone tits up it would have been a failure for the coalition.

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    Come in No.10, your time's up. says:

    Call me Dave sanctioned this nauseating piece of Labour propaganda. I hope he pays the price by losing half a million votes at least due to this spectacle, not to mention a few thousand more in the Tory party tearing up their membership cards. When oh when will 43 true Brit Conservative MPs get together to oust this imposter for the sake of the nation?

  6. 6
    Bugged Bunny says:

    Just think, we still have the Paralympics to put up with. And when are the Loonylympics ? Oh, hang on …..

  7. 7
    rocknolla says:

    Watched the olympic opening last night and the reaction online is quite depressing.

    I think it’s probably all over. Many on here are patriots but we have no-one to represent us or stand up for the England we love.

    There are now so many indigenous people who believe that mass immigration is a good thing and that to have their homeland stolen from them is modern and exciting.

    All societies die eventually. And ours is doing so I fear. At least we had our glory days that will live in the history books long after Kevin Maguire, Stan Collymore, Sally Bercow, the fucking NHS, BBC, multiculturalism, Harperson’s “Equality” Act, Obama worship etc is all just a bad memory.

    There have been dark ages before and we are entering one now. The ancient Athenians died. The Romans died. And now the English too.

    But we can remain proud of the achievements over the centuries, we lasted longer than most.

    If only we had listened to Enoch Powell. Just imagine how great this nation would have been with no EU and no immigration. What a waste, a sad waste.

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    rocknrolla says:

    I had a read of his twitter. Nauseating. People like him are now so open – in his view it’s his country now and the old indigenous English people are the enemy. The future is modern, multiculti vibrant etc. The same nonsense they all parrot without any understanding of societies and history.

    Truly our homeland has been taken from us.

  9. 9
    Guardian and BBC says:

    Well, obviously. And we were ready to pounce.

    Also had it been about patriotism instead of multiculturalism then we would have attacked it as old-fashioned. The exact same event would then no longer be described as dazzling and vibrant but rather old-fashioned and a let down.

    Time for a knighthood for Danny Boyle. On such a world stage to be brave enough to attack the conservative party and its supporters needs an honour.

  10. 10
    Labour Party supporter says:

    BEST OLYMPIC OPENING IN HISTORY.

    IF YOU COMPLAIN YOU’RE A RACIST.

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    If you think that this is bad in five years time it will be a whole lot worse, in ten years time it will be unbeliveable, in 15 years time this will be a sort of distant memory that will seem torrable by comparison, in 20 years time, if you could see footage of it now, you wouldn’t belive your eyes and so on.

    Because that’s how it has been going back for the last twenty or thirty, or fourty years

    It is incremental and there is (almost) no stopping it, it is the new world order.

  12. 12
    Danny De La Rue says:

    Who the fuck is Danny Boyle ? Susan in drag ?

  13. 13
    You're quite fucking right, you twat head c*nt says:

    http://bit.ly/Olw363

  14. 14
    Mitt Romney says:

    Oh shit,I ain’t gonna be President I guess !

  15. 15
    English Liberation Front says:

    Absolutely. You understand the new regime very well.

    “Liberating tolerance, then, would mean intolerance against movements from the Right and toleration of movements from the Left. As to the scope of this tolerance and intolerance: … it would extend to the stage of action as well as of discussion and propaganda, of deed as well as of word.”

    “The whole post-fascist period is one of clear and present danger. Consequently, true pacification requires the withdrawal of tolerance before the deed, at the stage of communication in word, print, and picture. Such extreme suspension of the right of free speech and free assembly is indeed justified only if the whole of society is in extreme danger. I maintain that our society is in such an emergency situation, and that it has become the normal state of affairs.”

    From ‘Repressive Tolerance’ by Herbert Marcuse 1965.

    What has happened is not accidental. It represents the accumulation of nearly fifty years of subversive work by the Left to bring about cultural revolution in Britain.

  16. 16

    Did not watch or listen to a minute of it.

    Could not tell who Danny Boyle was if he were to be standing straight in front of me.

    That a Conservative-led coalition can present something so lauded by the institutional left is deeply worrying and only further enforces my feeling that emigration was, for me, a sanity preserving action without parallel.

  17. 17
    Come in No.10, your time's up. says:

    “IF YOU COMPLAIN YOU’RE A RACIST”.
    Spoken like a true socialist.

  18. 18

    Your wonderful moniker says it all, really.

    I shall watch it from afar.

  19. 19
    Local Government Ombudsman says:

    How dare MP’s criticise my corrupt and incompetent Institution, it is a diabolical liberty. There is nothing wrong with me employing ex Local Government Officers, paid with taxpayer’s money, to cover up for corrupt and incompetent Local Government, that is how the system is supposed to work. Criticism like this is hardly helpful to we dedicated public servants in my organisation covering up this corruption!

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/local-government-network/2012/jul/26/local-government-ombudsman-simon-danczuk?newsfeed=true

  20. 20

    Don’t mention the secret service. It won’t be secret anymore if you do.

  21. 21
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    Great post Rocknolla !

  22. 22
    Danny Boyle says:

    What a superb statistic for Guido,100,816 visitors this week.

    Let me get you a drink to celebrate.

  23. 23
    Sir Arthur Wellesley says:

    Just another socialist cocksucker who has airbrushed me from history.

  24. 24
    Victim of the Local Government Ombudsman says:

    Do you mean this report you corrupt B*stard?

    http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201213/cmselect/cmcomloc/431/43102.htm

    The MP’s had little choice in producing this damning report having been presented with all this evidence about your corruption and incompetence.

    http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm201213/cmselect/cmcomloc/431/431vw01.htm

  25. 25
    Penny red is in heaven says:

    I am ashamed of what this country has become.

  26. 26
    Nick Buckles (G4S) says:

    I thought my boys did well.

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    Thank you for putting it so well says:

    + 1000

  28. 28
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    Welcome to the Beckham Games , you can’t turn on the fuckin telly without his boat being on screen !
    even when Mrs Obama was greeting the American athletes at the US embassy
    he fuckin turned up on stage
    he represents everything thats great about this country
    make shit loads of cash , then fuck off abroad

  29. 29
    43? - what us? says:

    we’ve got our future to think of mate!

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    Agreed says:

    + 1000

  31. 31
    Sir Francis Drake says:

    Boyle, just don’t go for any walks in Tavistock.

  32. 32
    PR says:

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    Anonymous says:

    But I have to say my friends, that unemployment really is a price worth paying, especially if you are Spanish or Greek.

    Remember, after all, you are saving the EU and the Euro, so very well done and thanks a lot. You will of course be remembered in history for it.

    Well done, Bravo!

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Yes we did humiliate our Queen last night.

  35. 35
    annette curton says:

    Look on the bright side of life, at least Posh didn’t get in on the act, have recurring nightmares of Mr Bean parachuting into my back garden.

  36. 36
    Aidan Burley says:

    Comrades,I will step down as an MP at the next General Election,together with my very good friend,Dennis Skinner.

  37. 37
    bob says:

    I had the weirdest dream yesterday, Doreen Lawrence and Shami Chakrabarti were carrying the Olympic flag. Mind you, I was on some pretty strong shit last night.

  38. 38
    Forkbender says:

    If Aidan Burley is so sure of his backing of his theories why doesn’t he stop hiding under the coat tails of the Tory party and start his own right wing party, it’s a bit like the communists that hide under the banner of the Liebore party, call a spade a spade (Moddy Botty, am I allowed to say that)

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  40. 40
    The BBC says:

    It’s Officical!

    Noo Investigations prove that Nelson was a Bl@ck Muzzy who supported the €USSR

  41. 41
    annette curton says:

    Wait for the ricochet, these people never learnt the lessons of history.

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    bergen says:

    I can’t agree with your comment about Enoch Powell. He made it impossible to have a reasoned debate about the rights and wrongs/benefits and burdens of mass immigration for forty years. He could not have caused more collateral damage had he wished to do so.In later years he must have realised it.

    Some people are like that.Scargill was another. No-one could have deliberately finished his union and his industry the way he managed.

  43. 43
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    “Full of Olympic love ” Why have you just spent the night with the Jamaican cycling team ? , i heard them mention “they were stripping an old bike “

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    Left Fest says:

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    Anonymous says:

    What do you expect when you give the job to a jock? Industrial Age – bad, Digital Age good…….ignoring the kacking obvious that the digital age would not have happened without the industrial. BTW, was Britain a rural, communist idyll before the industrial age ffs?

  46. 46
    annette curton says:

    You mean Mandela wasn’t at the battle of Trafalgar?,

  47. 47
    This'll do your head in says:

    If you say it was the best, you’re denigrating the Chinese. Which is rayyyycist!

  48. 48
    Anonymous says:

    We now know our country was created in 1850 by a Belgian engineer and some bloke invented free porn for everyone.

  49. 49
    Forkbender says:

    That was just the opening ceremony, there is a lot of time to go before the London Olympic games ©® finally close, personally I will try to avoid watching , listening the London Olympic games ©®, OK if others want to watch, I have no problem with that, but there seems wall to wall London Olympic games ©® so dog walking, a bit of gardening, a bit of house work for me. Toddle pip

  50. 50
    annette curton says:

    ♫ oh danny boyle the pipes, the pipes are play,ay, ing ♫

  51. 51
    Socialism is a severe mental illness says:

    That’s great comfort to the thousands of elderly victims (sorry, ‘patients’) who are, this very weekend, right now, lying in their own shit and piss in NHS hospitals, struggling to get staff to bring them glasses of water.

    The NHS: the most monstrous instrument of mass murder in Europe since WWII.

  52. 52
    Aidan Burley says:

    EXCLUSIVE

    I have resigned from the Conservative Party and will join UKIP as soon as practical.

    Anyone care to join me in a rendition of the Horst Wessel ?

  53. 53
    annette curton says:

    And somebody might have to kill you.

  54. 54
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Horatio Nelson! Duke of Wellington! King Henry V! Winston Churchill! Your boys took one hell of a beating last night!

  55. 55
    UKIP.i.am says:

    But can you blame him? Look what it has become.
    A country that is asked to celebrate the mediocrity that is the NHS.
    A country that led the world is now led by the shackles of a socialist European Empire.
    A country where free speech is denied to some but not others (why was Terry charged by the FA with abusive behaviour when he was responding to the abuse by Anton Ferdinand who has not been charged)?

  56. 56
    Hit the Road says:

    Stats. Health.

    North European average per 10,000:

    58 doctors
    78 Hospital Beds
    81 Nurses

    NHS:

    34 doctors
    41 Hospital Beds
    128 Nurses

    Sort of shows the NHS up, doesn’t it?…. given the poor outcomes.

    Great jobs for thousands of unskilled imported ones, who quite naturally vote the way they are supposed to in the reality behind Boyles’s exercise of grandiose pathos launched on a bemused world.

  57. 57
    UKIP.i.am says:

    If the BBC ever does a drama about Nelson (highly unlikely) you can be sure it will be played by someone who is not hideously white.

  58. 58
    English Liberation Front says:

    Empire made Britain great and laid the foundations for what you now enjoy here. Be grateful.

  59. 59
    Lord Coe says:

    Can’t be E.

    She only went to bed about two hours ago…

  60. 60
    English Liberation Front says:

    Full of shit more like.

  61. 61
    Enoch Powell MP says:

    People forget I campaigned to decriminalise homosexuality, something you will never hear the LGBT community thanking me for; see, you make one particular speech, and they never let you hear the end of it…

  62. 62
    UKIP.i.am says:

    + 130000 The same number who are being systematically murdered by the NHS each year.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2161869/Top-doctors-chilling-claim-The-NHS-kills-130-000-elderly-patients-year.html

  63. 63
    Stitched up like a kipper says:

    You always say good week.

    Yet Guido did not hat tip you.

    You have to stand up for yourself, 81lly.

    Call him a sheep-shagger or something. Anything!

  64. 64
    Only 15 days 12 hours 31 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    You must have been!

    (I’m not sure whether you’re joking about Láwrence and Chákrbarti, or being serious.. it’s so nuts it can’t be true, but so PC it just might be..)

  65. 65

    Talking of which … ;-)

  66. 66

    Completely and woefully mistaken!

    Did you ever hear the man speak? I did.

    You say He made it impossible to have a reasoned debate about … immigration. Not so, my friend! He was the only one who dared to mention that the emperor had no clothes.

    If it were not for your last para, I would have imagined you to be a socialist.

  67. 67
    jgm2 says:

    You can tell he was hired during the imbecility.

    The UK’s one big chance to tee up a billion or so future tourist..

    ‘Gee Hank, that England sure looks lovely….’ and we give ‘em dark satanic mills and hospital beds.

    Even the weather held unlike for the Jubilee. A global audience of one billion people and we give ‘em choreographed hospital beds. For fuck’s sake. And S Windrush.

    And the most painful multi-culti ‘inclusive’ cast imagineable. Bucolic pre-industrial field filled with… bl*ack people threshing wheat. The flag carried by six or eight people. All selected for their unique contribution to being bl*ack.

    The one thing they didn’t seem to target for compulsory multiculturality was the girls carrying the 200 or so individual countries names when the athletes paraded. Every single one of them was hideously white. I trust somebody will be fired over this oversight.

    My will to live has left the building.

  68. 68
    UKIP.i.am says:

    What a pity they didn’t play the music from the film ‘The Great Escape’ to celebrate our failure not to join the Euro.

  69. 69
    Only 15 days 12 hours 20 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Treatment on average brings a patient to death in 33 hours”

    “Around 29 per cent of patients that die in hospital are on controversial ‘care pathway’

    The language is Orwellian, isn’t it?

    War is peace. Ignorance is strength. Killing is curing.

    The NHS – what a heap of shit, and what a travesty – what an insult to those hundreds of thousands of vulnerable people it has so callously killed – to ‘celebrate’ it at the opening ceremony of the Olympics.

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    jgm2 says:

    But it’s comforting to know that their care is no longer not being provided by amateur nurses with three year training certificates. It is now not being provided by professional ‘degree-educated’ nurses. Won’t bring you a bed-pan but can now write you (or at least download from the internet) an essay on the importance of cultural sensitivity in the caring environment.

    Education, education and education.

  71. 71

    Killing patients is the most cost effective way of bringing waiting lists down.

    It is a no brainer, in more than one sense.

  72. 72
    Only 15 days 12 hours 11 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Well, that’s a bit of a downer.

    May I say just that I thoroughly enjoyed every moment that I saw of the opening.

    Namely, 00h00m00s.

    (Come on, you knew it would be total PC shite. At least there were no bangs.)

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    Only 15 days 12 hours 08 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    “the importance of cultural sensitivity in the caring environment during the hospital experience.”

  74. 74

    A box-ticker is now classified as an expert.

    Fuck me! At least there is skill in plumbing…

  75. 75
    Only 15 days 12 hours 06 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Well, let’s just hope some scaffolding falls on Danny Boyle’s head, and he ends receiving NHS ‘care’ up on a downwardly spiraling waiting list. :-)

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    jgm2 says:

    Quite so. He was the index case for the decades of ‘no platform’ criminalisation of anybody who dare question what the fuck is happening immigration-wise.

    It might make Danny Boyle and the bedwetters feel all fuzzy inside having Dizzy Rascal being treated on-screen like a long-lost child by the few remaining natives in East London but the reality is that they don’t have to live there. Jesus Christ, even the mock-up pre-industrialisation British countryside had to have bl*ack peasants and farmers ‘working’ the fields. And there they were again in England’s dark satanic mills at a time when I doubt there were more than a few hundred bl*ack folk in the entire fucking country.

  77. 77
    BillyBrownNose says:

    Slurp! Slurp! Slurp!

  78. 78
    Danny Boyle says:

    I’m so sorry we didn’t have time to include Sir Roy Chubby Brown lighting his farts with the olympic torch.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    It was out and out plagiarism of JRR Tolkien. The Hobbit Hill, the Scouring of the Shire and the forging of the Rings. Yet no mention of him at all. How odd.

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    Only 15 days 11 hours 57 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Is that act not booked for the closing ceremony ‘spectacular’?

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    classy says:

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    jgm2 says:

    He was hideously white. Hence no mention.

  83. 83

    The problem is that people will cast both of us as racists, completely missing the point.

    You praised the workers in Gabon yesterday, just as I praised Philip Efiong. We both judge people by how they behave – not skin colour.

    The last thing we want is our history adulterated just to make some champagne swilling socialist have a warm feeling. They could just as easily by pissing themselves.

  84. 84
    Danny Boyle says:

    Unfortunately Chubby isn’t available for the closing ceremony so we’re going to end the show with a gay fuckfest.

  85. 85

    You have three main choices as to how you update your moniker:

    1. Write some code
    2. Use a spreadsheet
    3. The hard way!

    Which is it. I am fascinated to know. (Bloody good, whatever)

  86. 86
    Nick Griffin says:

    I welcome Aidan Burley with open arms.

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    Sonny boy says:

    Jeez is the olympics still on , thought it had finished.

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    What I had left over in my stencil kit:

    ?

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    Celebrate your replacement or else says:

    It would have made no difference what language Powell used, the Political/Business establishment didn’t want any discussion on their enforced policy of mass immigration.

    And guess what, 40 years later they still don’t.

  90. 90
    Labour Party supporter says:

    Err that’s racist. And we’re importing 250,000 new people each year who will agree with me and who will then start large families who will agree with me.

    2012 BEST OLYMPIC OPENING EVER

    NHS! LABOUR PARTY! JAMES BOND! NHS! MULTI-CULTURALISM! EQUALITY! WOMEN’S LIBERATION! MODERNISATION!

    I LOVE THE OLYMPICS.

  91. 91

    You can have a wonderful Gold, Silver, Bronze Summer without any of this Olymptard shite.

    *Thinks he is on 4-chan*

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    Rocknrolla says:

    We might draw some hope from the fact that all my foreign mates have emailed me to take the piss out of the opening ceremony, especially the hospital beds bit.

    Can you think of any other serious country who would put their organisation of one public policy as their proudest thing. We have such an amazing history. The problem is that for most people now it’s something distant, their ancestors were from elsewhere.

    The multi-culti brigade have ruined a once great country.

    I would suggest that everyone here make a complaint to the IOC about the ceremony being political. But nobody will bother since we’re so used to having our faces spat in that we take it.

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    Left is Best Fest says:

  94. 94

    Er, Guido’s blog didn’t cost £25bn to set up.

    Sit and spin, chum!

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    jgm2 says:

    That’s the truth of it. Back in 1968 I believe it was still legal to have ‘No Bl*acks, No Ir*ish’ signs up if you were renting rooms so it must have come as something of a surprise to Enoch to have his relatively mild and scholarly misgivings about the long-term ‘benefits’ of mass visible immigration jumped on quite so heavily.

    Some might suspect it was opportunistic thrashing of a political rival. From his own side. Whatever it was it certainly stopped any politician publicly questioning what the fuck was happening for the next 40+ years.

    Quite the opposite. They all seem to be in some kind of race to be even more accommodating and ‘anti-racist’ than the next guy for fear of being the next Enoch. Culminating in the splendid legislation we have today where folk can lose their jobs or be beggared by the courts or banged up for months for expressing any kind of opinion that any bl*ck person might choose to interpret as ‘racist’. We laugh at the concept that some European countries will jail you for the ‘crime’ of ‘holocaust denial’ yet any throw-away comment in the UK could just as easily get you a criminal record and/or a jail sentence thanks to this political race to the lick the bottom of our ‘enriching’ immigrants.

    It is utter fucking madness.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    It was an utter utter pile of shit, multi cultural bollocks.

    Fuck the NHS and fuck the bone idle nurses.

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    Guardian reader says:

    I agree Sarah. It was uplifting and so different and original. And best of all it has the Tories and white English people up in arms. They should learn that it’s not their country any more. Probably the best night of my life and when it celebrated the windrush and then the NHS I thought I was in heaven.

    Hopefully will get more votes for Labour too and remove this coalition.

  98. 98
    Aunty Matter says:

    Fuck off you old fat dog.

  99. 99
    Lou Scannon says:

    It’s rather like Socialist-rigged elections. You get them forced upon you over and over until they produce the ‘right’ result.

  100. 100
    Penny Dreadful says:

    Utter drivel.

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    jgm2 says:

    I didn’t recognise the pre-industrial revolution fields being farmed by bl*ack folk. I’m quite certain that there are no Bl*ack folk in Constable’s paintings. Or for that matter, the industrial revolution factories being worked in by bl*ack folk. Did L.S.Lawrie have bl*ck matchstalk men and matchstalk cats and fucking dogs in paintings?

    No. Well, maybe bl*ck cats and dogs.

    Because there weren’t any there until relatively recently.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    The BBC mong on the news JUST ADMITTED LIVE ON AIR that the NHS part was a reflection of Danny Boyle’s political views.

    The left are not even trying to hide it now.

  103. 103
    Aunty Matter says:

    God more lefty bitches on the BBC now prattling on about it.

    SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!

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    Windrush Ventures No.3 LP?

  105. 105
    Left Foot Forward says:

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    The Royal Oak says:

    I even heard Shami described as the ‘founder’ of Liberty.

    Who knew?

  107. 107
    H@rry says:

    Yeah 8illy !!

    Are you man or mouse?

  108. 108
    Charles Dickens says:

    So true Diane. Constable was a racist for not painting dark skinned people in the British Countryside and as for Hardy, all his characters were hideously white.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    So Boyle loves the NHS, be very interesting to know just how much TAX the c u n t pays in taxes in the UK wouldn’t it?

    I also look forward to him joining an NHS queue for an operation….oh no, he’s gone off to the hated America to have the operation in a nice clean well run private hospital.

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    Technomist says:

    According to the Chinese blogs, the ceremony went down petty well in China: many impressed by the creativity, how many ordinary people were included and how little money was spent on it. Mr Bean went down well.

  111. 111
    The BBC says:

    This cycle race through the country is not multicultural. All the spectators are fair skinned. This is not the England that we portray.

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    Ecstatic Balls says:

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    Sonny boy says:

    Oh dear very racist of you.

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    Come on BBC.

    You can do better than that!

    He was wheelchair bound.

  115. 115
    Eric Pickles says:

    Has anybody ever noticed that I am lazy?

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    How could you listen to Ed Balls and not want to kick him in them?

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    HM Her Majesty says:

    I enjoyed it.

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    East India Company Wallah says:

    Utter fucking madness indeed,The Revolution rolls on, the natives of these islands have 190,000 abortions a year the ramadanites do not-go figure where this leads
    The cultural marxists abolished the death penalty for homicide but legalised infanticide back in the 60’s ,both decisions we were told were progressive

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I do wonder what Hockney would have done with it and was he even asked.

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    HM Her Majesty says:

    Lord Coe as Gollum. I like it

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    English Liberation Front says:

    “And best of all it has the Tories and white English people up in arms. They should learn that it’s not their country any more.”

    You do realise how racially offensive that remark is, don’t you? You do know what the United Declaration on the Rights of Indigenous Peoples says, don’t you?

    White English Tories are part of the British populace and we still live in a democracy – just. Your horrible party is supposed to celebrate and embrace diversity. But of course we all know the hypocrisy and double standards that socialist ethnic cleansers like you live by.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    I’d shit on his face.

  123. 123
    Hoxto says:

    At least we know what Hackney thinks

  124. 124
    Aunty Matter says:

    Don’t worry it will be over soon.

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    English Liberation Front says:

    No it is not racist. Britain is a tolerant, diverse, multi-cultural country because of Empire. Why do you think so many former colonies are still part of the Commonwealth?

    You, however, are a silly wind-up merchant. Not as silly or as unpleasant as Mr Jasper who I had the unpleasant experience of meeting and having to listen to once. Mr Jasper’s remarks are bigoted, intolerant and divisive.

  126. 126
    Guardian reader says:

    No, the English are immigrants themselves since the English are from Germany and came to this island sometime before 1997 just like all the different races. They also enslaved the black English people and sold them to racist capitalist americans.

  127. 127
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    On Monday I will announce that the whip has been taken away from that turd,Aidan Burley.

  128. 128
    Julian says:

    He likes a fag.

  129. 129

    Comment of the week.

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    amongymouse says:

    http://biased-bbc.com/2012/07/27/a-couple-of-bbc-tweets-about-the-olympic-opening-ceremony/

    Worth seeing how the BBC journalists we pay for are all having orgasms celebrating how left-wing the ceremony was.

    They’re set on destroying what’s left of our country.

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    Lord Coe says:

    Come on.

    You are thinking about it, arn’t you?

    Who are you going to start on next…

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    Picasso says:

    This is like watching paint dry LOL!

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    Mark Oaten says:

    Me first!

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    Anonymous says:

    Is it true that tthe BBC announced at the end of the ceremony ” You have been watching a party political broadcast on behalf of the Labour party”.

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    Anonymous says:

    Strictly speaking they morphed from the National Council for Civil Liberties – an organisation infested by the likes of Harriet Harman and Patricia Hewitt in the 1970’s and who openly campaigned for paedo sex. You can understand why they might wish to rebrand.

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    Danny Boyle says:

    Your that bloke with the smelly fingers.

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    Anonymous says:

    Loved the subliminal messages – esp. the music montage . House with mulatto kid, white mum. Though I thought if they were going to be factually accurate they’d have shown the black dad disappearing out the back door never to be seen again.

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    Only 15 days 10 hours 14 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    @CRMM

    1 and 2!

    It’s just a macro in Excel, it calculates the difference between “12/8/2012 22:30″ and “now()”, and formats the result into a text string and then copies the value to the Windows clipboard. I just have to click the Name field on this site and hit CTRL-V/

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    Picasso says:

    Could be. Before I paint your portrait, I need to cut you into cubes…

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    Anonymous says:

    He was the only fucker in Morley who watched it, and as for the Muzzie enclaves, of Dewsbury, well its Ramalamadingdon soon. But they can choose not to fast if theydon’t want to……….FFS

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    Black Mask says:

    For eleven billion quid, I could have bought you the greatest show on Earth.

    An amphitheatre, the floor of which would contain a maze with time locked gates, a plexiglas roof and politicians released inside with nothing but swiss army knives to defend themselves against the release of a group of genetically engineered Velociraptors (à la Jurassic Park).

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Ethnic minorities make up about 8% of the population of England and Wales. Since when does that make us multi cultural? There are more left handed people than that.

    Most of that 8% lives in London or a few northern towns, large parts of England are 99% white.

    Time for someone to tell the truth and not leave it to the BBC/Guardian and Nu Liebore.

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    Glad about that.

    It would do my head in the long way. ;-)

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    Who's next? says:

    Aiden Who? Liam who?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Constable would have needed a hosepipe to pain a portrait of Fatbutt

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    Danny made Andy cry says:

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    Dr D'ath says:

    The NHS is just nature’s way of freeing up sea front property on the south coast!

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    Anonymous says:

    Large parts are 100% white never mind 99%

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    Celebrate your replacement or else says:

    De-legitimising the English helps makes their ethnic cleansing acceptable.

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    Only 15 days 10 hours 06 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Are you fucking shitting me?? Was he really there, carrying a flag? I thought it was a joke.

    And Mrs Lawrence? I take it that all the parents of murdered children were there, carrying flags. Or was one singled out for some special reason?

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    Why is he using the conditional mode of speech, I wonder?

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    Only 15 days 09 hours 54 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    I’d have done something similar, but I wouldn’t have given them Swiss Army knives.

    How about, for £11billion, we built the world’s biggest 900w microwave oven, big enough to house 650 MPs on a giant turntable, which is a happy coincidence because 650 MPs would be put in it, the timer would be set to 3.5 hours and then one lucky lucky person would get to press the START button.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Shami Chakrabarti and the Lawrence woman were both there, no mothers of dead white kids murdered by black ones though.

    Don’t forget they also had Mohammad Ali a white hating racist Muslim draft dodger as well.

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    Anonymous says:

    What a girly thing to say.

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    Anonymous says:

    Will someone please harpoon the fat loathsome bitch.

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    Black Mask says:

    Your suggestion has great merit.

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    Only 15 days 09 hours 48 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    It would seriously knacker my brain to do it manually!

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    Roscoe Rules says:

    For balance they should have had the mothers of bl*ck on white murder victims carrying the Olympic flag as well.
    That flag would have had to have been substantially bigger to fit them all round it.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    for 11billion you’d think that they could have extended the James Bond theme and put a gigantic laser mirror affair in orbit to illuminate the stadium

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Dear Mr. Bollocks,

    Given that you are one of Labour’s most reliable foghorns, I’m mystified as to why you have chosen not to take to Twatter immediately to comment on the UK keeping its Triple A credit rating and that S&P predicts the UK economy to grow in the second half of this year.

    Sincerely,

    M. Crescent

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    Only 15 days 09 hours 41 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    That, and white-flight, I should think.

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    @Silly Bigcow says:

    A lovely example of a nuclear family in Britain today was represented at the Olympic opening ceremony.
    The future’s bright,it aint white

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    Only 15 days 09 hours 39 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Illuminate the stadium? How about vapourise the stadium?

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    Jimmy says:

    No piece defending your mate Burley? Poor show.

  166. 166
    Aidan Burley says:

    Mein Gott,

    That dumbkopf, David Camerom has taken the Tory whip away from me !

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    Shami Sham says:

    Yes, don’t think they’d ever invite Kriss Donald’s mother in a million years.

    White victims of race attacks and their relatives are expected to keep their gobs shut and stay out of sight, or else there’ll be trouble.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I like your thinking, let’s run this up the flagpole and see if anybody salutes it.
    Did anybody else keep thinking “Stamp albums” with all those flags?

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    Billy Bragg says:

    White-flight? What’s that then?

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    Hope you don’t mind, but I am only trying to get you to post repeatedly.

    Watching those figures come down is better than sex … almost.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    You don’t think that hypocritical fucker was in his constituency, do you? Like Militwerp, all senior Labourites get token Northern seats to show they are in touch with their roots; once the cameras have gone, they’re all in First Class back to Islington – taking care to remove the antemacassars, just in case a pap catches them out.

    Naturally, the brain-dead sheeple oop North ‘think’ they’re the real thing.

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    annette curton says:

    China has won the first gold medal of the Olympic games “in the shooting” (BBC expert commentator).

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    Olympic spokesperson says:

    We’ve had lots of tweets from people worried the Olympic flame will go out before the games end. Please don’t worry, we’re using George Best’s liver as the energy source!

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    Becky Pippins says:

    I had the most awful nightmare involving a stadium full of Swedes all eating cat food.

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    i hate London says:

    i shall continue to hibernate in my room during the olympics. so much for encouraging young people to be active…

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    Anonymous, 10 Downing St. SW1 says:

    it’s a good job 100,816 visitors don’t all leave a comment tho , ain’t it G ??

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    Anonymous says:

    And i thought it was connected to prescotts arse.

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    Anne Drecks says:

    Unfortunately, the weather was warm enough for the Russian and Chinese women’s beach volleyball teams to wear their skimpiest costumes.

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    Polly Pot says:

    What a magnificent production that Olympic ceremony was in that it showed modern Britain to the world.

    I hope comrade Boyle has followed my advice for the closing ceremony.
    Some diggers bulldozing striking miners into a pit and dynamiting the entrance.
    Plus some of those wonderfully colourful urban kids could pick up bricks and smash in shop windows. They could demonstrate their hatred for capitalism by taking all the greedy songlomorates trainers and plasmas.

    Then the Olympic rings could shatter. Symbolising the struggle to free the poor from the oppression of the Coalition led government….And then chavs climb from the sewers where they are forced to sleep and smash up a replica of the City whilst signing the Marseilles.

    Ohhh…its sooo goood.I’ve wet myself a little bit.

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    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Jimmy you Tw@t! Most people agree with Mr Burley. Lefty idiots like you and media luvvies might not, but most other people know exactly what he means and could see it in much of that garbage last night.

    Isn’t it shocking when a politician tells the truth! Well the marxists don’t like it anyway.

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    Yes. But UanI left 100,816 betweens us , hun xx .

    Didn’t we ?

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    Yes to the UK , No to the EUSSR says:

    It makes me laugh that the posters on here who complain the most about how our way of life is being marginalised are the same ones who demand the Break up of the United Kingdom . LOL you couldnt make such fuckwitted thinking up.

  183. 183
    Aidan Burley says:

    I’m sorry for my tweet.

    Believe that and you’ll believe anything.

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    'Apostrophe Alert says:

    That’s weird – I purposely made sure that ‘ went at the end of womens’ but my computer stuck two fingers up at me.

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    Flashing headlights says Im available says:

    Is he standing for the Doggerbank constituency?

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    quick in and out says:

    Maybe , baby . You done the sensible ones wiv more than eight words in them x .

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    Choc ice says:

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    Only 15 days 08 hours 58 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    I’d never heard of Burley before, but he sounds decent enough. Apart, I hear, from that nasty episode when he went to a stag party dressed as Ed Balls. Pretty poor judgement.

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    Hypocritical wanker watch says:

    “You praised the workers in Gabon yesterday, just as I praised Philip Efiong. We both judge people by how they behave – not skin colour.”

    So all the abuse you regularly heap on a whole nation of people just because they are Scots is just a figment of my imagination?

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    Only 15 days 08 hours 56 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    I agree with your computer.

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    Hypocritical wanker watch says:

    Errrr except Danny Boyle is English. You really are a narrow minded blinkered fuckwit who just has to deny reality in order for it to fit with your essentially racist mind set ( just substitute Scottish for Black and you see its the same odious way of thinking). Wanker !

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    Anonymous says:

    “If you wish to destroy a people then you must first sever their roots” – Solzenhitsyn.

    It’s what the Fabians and fifth columnists have been doing for the last 60 years. Airbrushing out our history so that it begings in 1948 with the arrival of the Windrush.Expect them to take a leaf out of Pol Pot in the not too distant future and make 1948 their Year Zero.

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    'E's a cunt says:

    OMG !! That jus sent a shiver through my thingy .

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    Germany team says:

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    It will work next time comrade says:

    So, Socialism:100 years of famines and firing squads and a lot more dead than some people would admit. Bout spot on.

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    Anonymous says:

    Let’s hope the Tibetan survives.

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    Only 15 days 08 hours 49 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Not just how multicúltural is is (although I live in an area that’s 100% whíte, ie “not in a city”), but how multicúltural it’s been for hundreds of years.

    Apparently.

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    Latin Capital Letter N With Long Right Leg says:

    Wait until you feel the real thing Ƞ :-)

    http://bit.ly/O8oWxz

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    Only 15 days 08 hours 48 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Not just how múlticúltural is is (although I live in an area that’s 100 percent whí*te, ie “not in a city”), but how múlticúltural it’s been for hundreds of years.

    Apparently.

  202. 202
    How things work says:

    “Killing patients is the most cost effective way of bringing waiting lists down.”

    Just as not sending criminals to Prison keeps the prison population down and allows us to think the crime rate is down as well.

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    Ewaname says:

    *giggles*

    Coool !! I jus HAD to crash , honey x . Sorry to leave u drippin :)

    Dunno where that woz gonna end up !!

    E x .

    P.S. Brown hates E coz she complimented his beard on national TV

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    To Be Fair says:

    To be fair a Northern constituency is also beneficial for claiming travel and second home allowance. It’s not all naked politics.

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    P.C. Filth says:

    That chap has rather large spheroids, sir. Over..

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    Object Replacement Characterith Long Right Leg says:

    Case of You started so I’ll finish probably .

    See . I learn somethin bout u each day .

    Anyways , I gotta work this afternoon , cos I farted about too much yesterday . Gotta learn to put you down … sometimes ♥ ;-)

    Laters

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    Oh thats what became of them says:

    I heard it was the paper copies of Blairs expense claims which will keep the flame ablaze for the duration !

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    PC p1ssing contest says:

    Constantly and publicly making extravagant statements praising state ideology are trademarks of a sh1thole country.

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    Just askin' says:

    How many choc ices were sold last night ?

  210. 210
    Anonym Den (No, not the dirty one) (Not fucking much!) says:

    Let’s face it. The only thing I can fuck up well is my moniker…

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    Du och jag says:

    Laters, honey x .
    I just read it all back. I probably should get help, I thinks.

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    Jag älskar dig - definitivt på skärmen says:

    Men vad fan skulle du tänka på mig i verkligheten?
    Titta. Jag är inte cool. Jag var tvungen att komma tillbaka för att se om det fanns ett svar …

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Ah, the small doings of politicians, a source of endless fascination, like the movement of little wriggly polyps on a reef.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    So where, exactly, has he been “forced to apologise”? Nowhere.
    By whom? No-one.
    Where has he actually apologised? Nowhere.

    Apart from those trivial details, the article is spot on…

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    Fog says:

    I fell asleep watching the opening ceremony – had dre ams about communist workers’ parades, Les Miserables and suburban fringe theatre. But from what I did see I gather that all the English countryside was destroyed by capitalists during the industrial revolution; and that ethnics in UK are the majority. PC bollox.

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    Sir William Waad says:

    Here in Waad Magna they have still not quite assimilated the Norman invaders (i.e. chaps like me).

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    Celebrate your replacement or else says:

    I wouldn’t be at all surprised if libraries start getting rid of local history books, certainly those pre-Windrush, cos the disconnect between looking at something like “Edwardian Croydon” and what’s around you today is so startling and abrupt it must embarrass the hell out of the multiculturalists.

    Solzenhitsyn was as horrified with the trivialised, money worshipping, dumbed down west, as he was of the communist east. He was a true patriot.

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    Fuck the Olympics says:

    We can’t have MPs telling the truth, now can we ?

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    Celebrating multiculturalism with your money says:

    *Claps* Very good, like that analogy.

  220. 220
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Let me into number 11 Downing Street and UK Government debt would be junk status, yielding 7%

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    WVM says:

    So after the dust has settled how do you feel about the Olympic Opening Ceremony?

  222. 222
    Racist Cyclists says:

    The BBC must be going bonkers by now. A Cycling roadrace through the English countryside cheered on by over a million white folk.

  223. 223
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I never managed to do that all the time I was a politician.

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    Incapable Vince says:

    Let me in then: it would yield a mere 6.75%.

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    Jimmy says:

    “You praised the workers in Gabon yesterday, just as I praised Philip Efiong.”

    And are they grateful? Are they buggery!

    The bizarre thing about righties is you can’t be half this funny when you’re actually trying to be.

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    taC eht abbaJ says:

    Cat food is good…

  227. 227
    Herman von RumpyPumpy says:

    AAA’s are what powers my remote control. (Oops, what a giveaway !)

  228. 228
    Jimmy says:

    “but most other people know exactly what he means”

    Indeed, although Mr. Burley disagrees with us. Apparently he’s been “misunderstood”.

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    I ate twenty.

  230. 230
    New World Order stooge says:

    Shh ! You’ll give the game away.

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    taC eht abbaJ says:

    Abusing Scots is not racism…

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    L D Bagshore says:

    Gideon’s feeling the urge again, is he ?

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    Robert E McGee says:

    Time to recall Captain Ahab to active duty.

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    D Boil esq (Dickhead) says:

    So was that bloke who was jiving like a loony. So no excuse.

  235. 235
    D Boil esq (Dickhead) says:

    His old man’s a dustman you know – you can tell from his titfer.

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    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    the valleys apparently

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    D Boil esq (Dickhead) says:

    Bit like Jubilee day then.

  238. 238
    Gordon Brown says:

    I never did doings – I did Jobbys

  239. 239
    Aidan"Adolf" Burley says:

    Ein Volk,Ein Reich,Ein Fuhrer.

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    Solutions for all colours says:

    Can we follow the Izzies example and build a twenty foot high wall round these enclaves? I’ll chip in a tenner to start the fund off.

  241. 241
    X pats says:

    We are not going to tell you!

  242. 242
    Somebody from the sub-continent says:

    Well, would you want somebody from the sub-continent living next to you?

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    Jockeying for position says:

    He needs it for somebody else this weekend, so you’ll probably get it back on Monday.

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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Your new album sucks, Billy. Out if curiosity I wasted bit of bandwidth by downloading it from the Pirate Bay, but dragged it to the trashcan after the first 30 seconds.

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    Fuck the bbc says:

    A crock of shit

  246. 246
    Ed "SS" Balls says:

    That’s by boy!

    or, das ist mein Junge, as we say in German.

  247. 247
    Ed "SS" Balls says:

    That’s my boy!

    or, das ist mein Junge, as we say in German.

    Right, let’s go kill 100,000 civilians in.. we’ve done Iraq, haven’t we? Ermm.. ooh, choices choices..

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    Chris Bryant says:

    I had a lovely evening wanking in front of my webcam.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Oh dear, Danny Boyle’s socialist love fest didn’t help our lycra nazi’s today. Never mind, ha fucking ha.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Not many black men on the bikes either.

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    Aiden Burley says:

    Little boy…clothing…Emperor. ‘Nuff said.

    Shout-out to my main man Mitt! Spe*ak truth to power, bro! (See– multi-culti when I wanna be!)

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    Gordon Brown MP says:

    I know I was watching, being as Sarah had gone to London.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    So we’re keeping our AAA rating, funny that when we were told we might lose it the BBC mongs couldn’t wait to wheel out Ed Nazi, but now…….

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    Aunty Matter says:

    It was pure 100% socialist propaganda and even the BBC admit Danny Boyle is a lefty. No shame.

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    Only 15 days 06 hours 28 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    The only bit you’ve missed there is that the NHS, far from being a Soviet-era monstrosity that no other country in the world has copied and which kills 110,000 vulnerable British people every year, and leaves tens of thousands of others lying in squalid conditions, is, in fact, something to be ‘celebrated’.

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    Engineer says:

    Anybody in Britain is allowed to speak freely, provided it doesn’t upset the Thought Police.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Missed any drugs tests recently Rio?

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    Engineer says:

    Didn’t watch it, but I gather the Czech team entered the stadium in wellies and carrying umbrellas, which I think witty and apposite. I commend their entering into the spirit of the thing.

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    Only 15 days 06 hours 23 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    I think we should do what that Socialist utopia North Korea does when its athletes don’t win.

    Shoot them.

    Labour would like that.

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    Engineer says:

    Ein Stein?

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    Living in 98 percent Merseyside says:

    Living in 98 percent Merseyside

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    Only 15 days 06 hours 17 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    I bet the BBC have got a team of what they laughingly call ‘journalists’ scouring the streets of Dorking trying to find one non-white person to interview, about some tenuous link between cycling and multiculturalism.

    “What do you mean ‘Everyone in Dorking’s white’? You cannot be serious! This is Britain, for fuck’s sake! Are you blind? Keep looking, damn you!”

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    No 10 says:

    We don’t agree with the rebel Tory MP’s comments on the Olympic opening ceremony, it wasn’t “lefty” or “multicultural” in anyway, in fact Dave loved it!

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    Living in 98 percent Merseyside says:

    To us up here it looked like the ceremony was from a foreign country!

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    Joe says:

    Politically biased to the left with multicultural propaganda throughout, but what else do you expect from Danny Boil? Dave/Hunt and Co put him in place, blame them, I do.

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    Only 15 days 06 hours 12 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Eine Mass.

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    post hoc says:

    BBC coverage of the Olympics absolutely dire. They should be ashamed. Not as good as previous years with smaller budget and less technology. Poorly informed juniors commentating, bad technical mishaps and talking over the things we wanted to hear. Almost as bad as their coverage of the jubilee. Really awful teeny-weeny pc celeb commentators, daft old duffers who can’t even read numbers correctly, and so called anchormen who have no in depth knowledge of sport. The BBC are not worth the licence fee and their incompetency has actually really put me off watching something I had previously been looking forward to. Someone screwed up badly.

    Please oh please Mr. Cameron put the BBC to the sword. They should never be trusted with anything of this kind again unless some root and branch reform is done.

    PS Very sorry for Cavendish.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I was waiting for the Benny Hill theme tune in tribute to Boris – but I guess the dancing children with their nurses was a tribute to all the little Boris’ bastards.

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    post hoc says:

    Isn’t it strange how in the perfectly pc world according to Coe, there is no mention of Steve Ovett (cheers) or Linford Christie (even louder cheers) who have been airbrushed out of sporting history. Disgraceful.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Perhaps to be followed by John Terry lighting the flame?

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    What a thought at the time says:

    Was the last two years all a dream, are New Labour still in power?

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    If it were a stadium full of cats eating swedish food the rspca would be out in force.

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    Jimmy says:

    Hard to imagine any politician less likely to trouble thought police than Burley.

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Cavendish? This Cavendish?

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Henry_Cavendish

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Coe is hardly going to mention an athlete who was better than him in his own event. I am looking forward to Daley Thompson turning up to the closing ceremony and parading in front of US television wearing a t-shirt saying ‘the worlds second greatest nation is gay’.

  276. 276
    Ed Milibandwagon says:

    Cannibalism is WRONG!

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    Only 15 days 05 hours 58 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    “Tory-led government shame Britain with ‘elitist’ AAA-rating.” – BBC.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Abusing Scots is a) justified and b) good fun.

    I have never felt more manipulated than I did watching last night’s leftist extravaganza unless I go back to Leni Riefenstahl.

    Millions spent pushing multi-culti bollocks as “British” values.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Give me strength. The reporting is on 2 different stories. Moodys put us on negative watch. That was the previous story, correctly reported. S&P disagreed with them – the latest story. The real complaint should be that anyone takes Moodys seriously – noone in business does. Do pay attention.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Mitt – I’ll let you into a secret. If you kiss enough Likud arse, they will fix it for you to be President. Make sure you remember that on Monday.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    The ending of the Irish troubles is a real problem. In the good old days any MP who caused hassle found himself as a junior minister for NI, with minimal security.

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    Living in 98 percent Merseyside says:

    The Wirral is 98.5 percent white.

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    jgm2 says:

    I mention ‘bedwetters’ and up pops the blog’s resident incontinent.

  284. 284
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Its not true either. Anne Milton is red and dribbling – at least after she goes for a jog.

  285. 285
    The Paragnostic says:

    Congratulations!

    You have just won the Saturday “Deep Purple Lyric Smuggler” prize.

  286. 286
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    That Boris Johnson and Seb Coe – they are no better than Karl Marx and Pol Pot!

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    jgm2 says:

    Most Scots are perfectly nice people – they’re the ones who had the good sense to leave It’s the ones who are still living in Fucking Scotland who are fucked in the head.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    A very commendable effort by the Czechs, although I admired the sustainability involved in recycling the wardrobe from Flash Gordon for Team GB.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    No the story is about how the BBC report it, anything negative about the government is given top billing (and they wheel out fat boy) but anything positive is hidden away or ignored.

    Just as the BBC like to pick certain bits of IMF reports to lob for Ed Knackers to spout but ignore the overall view of the IMF on our economy.

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    Georgie says:

    My daddy will bail us out if I totally screw up.

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    Living in 98 percent Merseyside says:

    The Czechs certainly have a sense of humour. Remember that art work for the EU Parliament with Holland depicted as flooded with only the top of the minarets poking out. LOL!

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    Taxfodder says:

    I watched the show on’t telly…well till 10.50pm…when I fell asleep or slipped into an unconscious stupor..not sure.

    Found it a bit sad really, genuinely depressing at times and reminded me of “Jim will fix it”
    in all in its wooden politically correct embarrassing awfulness.

    Kenn Dodd could have done it better at half the price…..and I would have had a good laugh at the same time, and probably kept awake!

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    Time to OCCUPY the BBC.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Is that why you fucked up the coverage, hopping between channels with no rhyme or reason, and having no timing information?

  295. 295
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Oh God, its like talking to the tea party; unless you come from Mars there is no common ground for sensible exchange.

  296. 296
    UKIP.i.am says:

    History has now officially been rewritten.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Noch einmal, bitte. Und ein Paket Erdnuessen.

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    Eric Pickle's Dog, Buster says:

    Don’t blame Eric, he proposed that the Local Government Ombudsman should be abolished when he was the Shadow Minister in opposition. This MP’s report would never have happened under the last Labour Government, in fact, they perpetrated a cover up in 2005, the last time the LGO was before this Committee, chaired by Labour’s Dr Phyllis Starkey. Eric is in complete agreement with the MP’s report and this analysis of it.

    http://www.ombudsmanwatchers.org.uk/

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    Hof von Ale? Alles Gute!

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    This would have been a far more accurate tribute to the NHS last night:

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    Anonymous says:

    The Curse of Cameron strikes again – Cavendish mullered in cycle road race he was nailed on to win.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    Well as a lurker it made me laugh,so thanks for that.

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    The Libor party says:

    Unlike Gordon, who dumped the Nation in the shit, denied it and is now sulking.

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    Lancelot - lance the whole bloody lot says:

    Sounds like my services are required.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    No because you’re a lefty mong.

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    We are all in it together… Ooops, wrong slogan.

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I didn’t watch it.

    It was always going to be a pile of shit & it was a pile of shit according to most posters on here.(What did you expect?)The Guardunistas seemed to like it though.(What did you expect?)

    I did see the flame thingie.I thought that was good.Was that British engineering & design at its best?I stopped watching again after that.Seems I missed a nearly dead ex Beatle.Narrow escape.

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    Mr. Aidolf Burley MP: An Apology says:

    On behalf of the organisers, we would like to offer our sincere apologies to Mr. Borely. In future all Olympics broadcasts will be preceded by a prominent warning that they may contain images of foreigners and non-white people which may be distressing to conservatives.

    Signed on behalf of the IOC

    Jesse Owens (decd)

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    iT MAY ... OR IT MAY NOT 'OF' BEEN SUGGESTED ... says:

    .. but I would like to ‘of’ seen Revd. Phoney (£rd Fucking Way) B£iar, /b> sanctimonious git and £iar, emoting and wiv stupid grin – being DROPPED out of that Helicopter last night!

    Oh sweet justice! – and what a fine view he would ‘of’ had on the way down!

    AND WOULD HE ‘OF’ BEEN BOVVARD?

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    So you admit to being a true racist then, Jimmy.

    You heard it here first.

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    The BBC (Biased Bullshitting C#nts) says:

    We are HORRIFIED!!!! – HORRIFIED my dears!! And to think we broadcast all those hours of the cycle race – and hardly an effnic in sight!!!!

    We are having our colourists paint in the proper hue from now on – and every screen from now on will be framed by effnics in the front, sides, and top. I mustn’t mention BOT Om i/c the …… um ….. effnic with big one kicks up!

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    poor pale reflection of ickle britain from what she used to be says:

    Ooh look mummy……mummy look at me mummy, I’m being inclusive and celebrating diversity, look, look, look mummy, mummy!!

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    Excuse me but are you Mr H Cоle in disguise?

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    Venturer says:

    ? Scotchland ?

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    Lord Stansted says:

    Quite simple, Ovett is working class – Coe is not.

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    Anonymous says:

    ‘Jock’ is interchangeable with ‘socialist’. Nuff said.

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    IS IT OVER YET says:

    I would like to apologise in advance to all the flag waving muppets who think that the greatest tax give away on earth , will be anything but a farce
    Team GB had decided in advance that some bloke called Cavendish would just have to turn up and ride his bike , and everybody else would move out of the way so he could collect his medal with minimum effort , they even decided (team order)that Bradley Wiggins should take a back seat as he had just won a medal and he would have to wait till it was his turn again
    What they failed to do was inform a 38 year old Kazakhstan Borat to move aside and let the Brits through , or slow down so they can catch up
    They should be expelled from the games without delay for not playing the game
    How unsporting can you get ?

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    Mr H Cоle in disguise - not says:

    I am a proud signed-up-member of the New Uptopya edyerkayshun shystem an’ that innit – ovvawoys oy couldn’t ‘of’ writ that! nowotoymeen

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    Universal Hiss says:

    I went looking for a You tube 10 minute walk down Peckham High Street but it is sadly no longer available.

    Just a walk.No sound track.It was amazing.

    Must have been totally racist as there was at least a dozen pale folk there snarling at the camera.

    Obviously edited to show the glorious diversity that has enriched the city so must be stamped out at all cost.

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    Du och jag says:

    Jag skulle vara rädd för de blixtsnabba händer i verkliga livet, älskling x

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    Per och Inga says:

    Grattis till en annan framgångsrik vecka, Guido. Här i Stanmore Sverige har vi väldigt mycket njuta av din blogg även om vi egentligen inte förstår vad fan du pratar om. Fortsätt med det goda arbetet!

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    Bjorn says:

    It was funny. Went the 5 miles into town today to get some paint. On the way back, drove behind a large white Volvo estate with large white people in it. What are Per and Inge doing here, I thought? It was so real. I had to pinch myself. Fortunately for me, they turned off.

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    National Socialist says:

    Was it actually his boat?

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    Who's next? says:

    Boris Island I think.

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    AC1 says:

    The modern Olympics are based on the 1936 German one. Who was in power then?

    The Olympics suck
    a) .
    b) money out of the economy, just as we need to reduce spending on panem et circenses

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    AC1 says:

    The Olympics is about Tolerance and equality…

    http://www.timesofisrael.com/lebanese-olympic-judo-team-refuses-to-practice-next-to-israelis/

    HAHAHAHA Ein Reich, Ein Debt, Ein Olympics

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    Bjorn says:

    Med god sak. Män är män. Full stopp. Förutom att jag sa något mycket sant på ett annat ställe men aldrig veta om du såg det.

    Om du gav mig grönt ljus i verkliga livet, eftersom jag blev som du trodde (och vice versa), skulle jag slå dank inte. x.

    Men jag måste vara bekväm med någon. Så gör du.

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    Jim says:

    The only black boys around in the 1800s were those who Swept the chimneys.

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    Per och Inga says:

    lol

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    AC1 says:

    It’s not very tricky to go from judging people by their class to judging people by their race…

    A certain Austrian did it, he also got his mate to set-out the modern Olympic “mythos”.

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    AC1 says:

    Don’t Worry Mitt. Obama’s screwing it up far more than you are.

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    I remember the coal miner story of the showers where all the black sooty miners were cleaning off and one of them had a white appendage. Why is that? one asked another. Oh, e’s been ‘ome lunchtime to see the missus!

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    AC1 says:

    Or to put it another way…

    If you win, you didn’t build it yourself…

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    Du och jag says:

    Jag är ledsen. Jag är en ganska avslappnad typ av tjej. Jag bredde mig om och jag har inte varit att “det andra stället” så mycket som jag borde ha. Förlåt mig. x

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    Du och jag says:

    There wouldn’t be a Volvo big enough for these three.

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    AC1 says:

    This political classes currently via the Olympics are revealing themselves as being more about trying to create false illusions and make us “celebrate” them!

    I reckon they are just having a laugh now.

    Stadium 101.

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    Eeewaaa says:

    Eewww !

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    AC1 says:

    Don’t forget 100,000 premature deaths per year due to the structure of NHS treatment rationing when compared to market based care.

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    AC1 says:

    No he was bombing people in shops…

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Did the missus fart coal dust then, dear?

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    AC1 says:

    >compassionate care of our people and NHS in the same sentence???

    100,000 people a year premature deaths because of NHS treatment rationing.

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    just like one of our team too says:

    a 38 year old drug cheat, according to the rather bitter BBC reporter

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    EZ says:

    She phoned me when they finally arrived at the hotel house. Her main preoccupation seemed to be, like, when are they coming back?
    FFS! You’re in someome else’s house – HELLOO! Does it matter when the fuck they’re coming back? These people are like a recurring dose of something painful.

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    National Socialist says:

    I hear there’s a black man in the 100m.

  347. 347
    EZ says:

    Elsie!! PULLEEEEZE!!

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    AC1 says:

    Everyone’s equally* in the same squalid shit ridden dirty beds equally ignored by equally lazy nurses!

    *Except for the political classes. See T Blair and Heart complaint.

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    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Stereotype Service says:

    It’s what many over there believe anyway; let’s see what Archie Bunker, America’s Alf Garnett, had to say about it:

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    AC1 says:

    Sent From my iPad (location Tuscany).

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    AC1 says:

    That’s the Olympic Salute!

    Notice the Flame being passed, this is where it was invented!

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    Sonny boy says:

    Shhh, I wonder what the price will be at the end of this farce for the gold medals we may or may not win.

  353. 353
    AC1 says:

    Left wing multi-cult crap.

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    National Socialist says:

    There is nothing positive about this government, as regular readers of this blog will realise.

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    AC1 says:

    That’s The modern Olympic Spirit!

    Sounds very left wing, we need an opening ceremony that is a paean to the state after a flame has travelled from Greece. Get Leni on it right away.

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    Brunel’s father was French not Belgian

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    AC1 says:

    The left isn’t interested in mass or energy, only power.

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    AC1 says:

    + 1 AM

    TS-f ‘s an imbecile.

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    Milkman of human kindness says:

    I’d prefer to see Blair actually burning.
    The man Billy encouraged the country to vote for,who introduced tuition fees,cut benefits for the disabled and took us into an illegal war.

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    Mr. Clean says:

    Didn’t Coe dope his blood with oxygen just before a race? His dad, a doc doing the transfusion.

  361. 361
    AC1 says:

    That was how contraception used to be done.

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    Floating like a brick says:

    But none in the swimming.

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    just saying says:

    Any dealings by myself or my family with the NHS have been positive.

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    Spock says:

    James T Kirkup (seen elsewhere) re lack of support for Aidan Berlei :
    the overwhelming majority will probably dislike the fact that he was making a political point at all about an event that is generally held to be above politics.
    Illogical, Captain. The event was clearly planned as a political statement long ago. Do you seriously expect the crew of Starship Britannia to ignore that ?

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    Take a look at the foot of Nelson’s Column. It shows a black african crewman present at the death of Nelson. I think I am correct in saying that were more black and asian crewmen serving in HMS Victory than the BBC has news presenters.

    I understand they included several who had to leave America because they fought alongside the forces of the Crown against those who wanted the right to steal indian lands and keep slaves after it had been made illegal in the mother country.

    The Empire Windrush was not the start of multi-cultural Britain. It was an attempt by London Transport (under a Labour Government) to get cheap non-union workers.

  366. 366
    Liam Byrne says:

    There’s no money left.

  367. 367
    AC1ofThem says:

    Now it’s just one of your many delightful hobbies.

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    Can't remember I AM a cock says:

    Please tell CRMM that he can say ‘cock’ on here.

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    Just back from a nice peppered steak. I love the occasional steak and the black peppers, well!

    IMHO, Stew is far too accommodating. Why doesn’t he tell them to FO? I would. But as I said before, I am a nasty bastard over such things… No one wonders how they stand though.

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    Time Lord says:

    I wish Capt. Cockup would beam himself back to his own planet and get a job, don’t I Leela?

    Umm – That’s nice. A bit higher, maybe?

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    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    On behalf of the Tory Party(excluding Aidan Burley) I wish mark Cavendish the very best of luck in the Olympic cycling event.

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    AC1 says:

    central planners and their intellectual patrons achieve their power by gathering the

    “support of all the docile and gullible, who have no strong convictions of their own but are prepared to accept a ready-made system of values if it is only drummed into their ears sufficiently loudly and frequently.”

    F.A. Hayek. “The Road to Serfdom”.

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    K 4 and-a-half says:

    Another pointless PPE statistic. Have his balls dropped yet?

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    Can we have the Band of the Royal Marines playing a mix of Bhangra and Hip Hop for the muslim teams to dance to?

    Bring in some of the Bollywood dance troups to break the ice and allow the squaddies who have been doing guard duty to join in.

    It might do more to bring about racial harmony (including by giving heart attacks to misognynist mullahs) than any amount of politically correct patronising.

    It also give a lead in to the Rio Carnival than comes next in the Olympic calender

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    AC1 says:

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-19028979

    “Empty Olympics venue seats investigated”

    Answer… A large bank bought a lot of tickets, but could not give them away.

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    AC1 says:

    “Good week Guido.”

    He’s had a terrible week!

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    Only 15 days 02 hours 17 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    @Just Saying.

    You’re lucky, and I hope you remain so.

    Luckier than my Uncle R, whose rectal cancer was misdiagnosed by the NHS (for months) as wind. By the time they twigged what it was, it was too late.

    Or uncle J, whose melanoma was misdiagnosed as a wart. Until it was too late.

    Or myself when, after an emergency operation (which had been delayed 9 days) in a London NHS hospital, resulted in very low blood pressure. The nurses couldn’t work out why. After many hours, one nurse looked at my notes and exclaimed, “oh my God, we’re supposed to have given you a blood transfusion.” (way to go, Charing Cross).

    Or my dad, who was prescribed aspirin by the NHS for 6 weeks, until his back pain was traced (by a private hospital) to two fractured vertebrae.

    Or my aunt P, whose spinal cancer was misdiagnosed by the NHS as lumbago. After a year – by which point it had spread everywhere, including her brain – they finally realised what it was. She was cremated.

    Or my father’s fall that left him in an NHS hospital whose nurses couldn’t be bothered to fetch a bedpan. Nor clear up the resulting mess properly, afterwards. That was left to us, when we visited.

    Way to go, Danny Boyle, for celebrating all of this.

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    Tja, om du inte har något emot, gå och läsa vad jag har skrivit till dig. Om du gör det kommer jag lovar att inte älska med dig när vi träffas.

    Å andra sidan, och bara om du föredrar …

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    Entre Nous says:

    I think she is just great!!!!!

    (So does Felis domesticus.)

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    Boudicca says:

    I’m obviously in a minority here,but I thought the opening ceremony was great.
    Usually I’m deeply cynical,but the celebration of our enviable history,countryside, humour,culture,music and creativity,superior to that of any other country,honestly brought a tear to my eye.

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    Another Engineer says:

    Thе cоvеrаgе оf thе cyclіng rоаd rаcе wаs dіrе.

    Tо bе fаіr, іt wаsn’t nеcеssаrіly thе fаult оf thе BBC – I’m аfrаіd thе IOC nоw іnsіst оn thе TV cоvеrаgе bеіng dоnе by thеіr оwn crеw:

    http://www.оbs.еs/оbslоndоn2012.html

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    Skrattar åt ditt namn! says:

    Unfortunately for them, they’re too nice and they think Gordon Brown wasn’t a bad Prime Minister.

    Despite that, I love them dearly.

    Behind The Swedes back, they ARE telling them to fuck off but when that phone call comes, as it does every year, something gives.

    It’s strange because Liz is a tough cookie but just can’t seem to say no to these creeps. Stew is too busy to be able to worry about it.

    He sure knows about it when they “home in” on him for two weeks every summer, though.

    I’ve told them what I think about the whole situation, as you can imagine!

    Still, they’ve provided some entertainment without realising it. I feel a bit sorry for Tinker though.

    I jus practisin my typin , ain’t I ?? *waves*

    All true, though. x

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    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    On behalf of the Tory Party(excluding Aidan Burley) I wish Hannah Miley the very best of luck in the Olympic swimming event

  384. 384
    Diane Fatbott says:

    I’m a great floater.

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    Entre Nous says:

    Jag hoppas att vi träffas en dag i alla former behagar dig.
    Om de är det där hemska och du fortfarande älskar dem, så har jag en liten chans! ♥♥♥

  386. 386
    Anonymous says:

    Are you Ken Livingstone?

  387. 387
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Ah, the not so sweet smell of Dick Sniffin and his lardy acolyte.

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    Du och jag says:

    Förresten, honung: Tro inte att jag inte ser de små referenserna överallt! Det är trevligt att bli påmind. * skrattar * Du måste ha ett fotografiskt minne. *blinkningar* x

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    Du och jag says:

    skrattar högt @ 8.32

    Det skulle vara kul !! ♥

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Wrong. The torch relay was introduced at Berlin. The flame came in at Amsterdam in 1928.

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    Entre Nous says:

    Trots detta älskar jag dem ..

    Jag tog detta som svenskarna, men jag ser nu kan vara Stew och hustru som skulle kunna vara de enda att rösta Labour.

  392. 392
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    How many corrections are needed? Power equals energy divided by time. Energy and mass are equivalent. Hence it is impossible to be interested in power without being interested in energy and mass.

  393. 393
    Entre Nous says:

    Längre upp på sidan också…

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    Du och jag says:

    Ja och vänta en minut ♥

  395. 395
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    What? Many in the US believe America is a gay nation? Is it possible for a nation to come out?

  396. 396
    Entre Nous says:

    …fotografiskt minne?

    Du verkar ha en direkt linje i min hjärna. Jag är ganska orolig.

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    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Or possibly a member of the intelligentsia wing of the Buggers, Nutters and Perverts?

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    Du och jag says:

    Jag går och läsa den nu. Ursäkta mig.

    P.S. Skriver du ALLT här?

    E x

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    Du och jag says:

    * skrattar *

    Konstig, är det inte!

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    Hefferlite says:

    I’m going to examine Koinup, sir. Bear with me.

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    AC1 says:

    Tat,

    We wish your mother (God Bless her departed soul) had used contraception.

    Get well soon.

  402. 402
    Entre Nous says:

    Nr 8illy är först
    Du är näst
    Jag kommer ett fattigt land i tredje …

    xx på lättsinnigaste plats ♥.

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    AC1 says:

    Keep trying desperately hard lefty boy.

  404. 404
    AC1 says:

    Oh dear.

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    AC1 says:

    and a s few short years later the Germans visited.

    Leni Boyle did a wonderful job of keeping the NatSoc spirit alive.

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    IS IT OVER YET says:

    Rumour has it he was an immigrant over stayer who was cycling on his pizza delivery round when UK border agents gave chase !

  407. 407
    Hefferlite says:

    Under *stiff nipple*, sir.

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    Boudicca says:

    Are you honestly claiming you didn’t enjoy any aspects of the ceremony?

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    Polly Toynbee's dried-up vag says:

    AC1! Shame on you!

    Mocking tat like that is wrong. It makes him cwy, and cwipple-bwained tat pwomised his mummy in Heaven he would never cwy.

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    just saying says:

    They’re not Labour.
    That’s positive.

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    Funambulist says:

    Despite the old admonition to ‘Leave out your Dead,’ PC orthodoxy demands the Dead may no longer be excluded.

    Expect the Zombielympics in 2013.

    With determination the British team may win the Bronze casket in shuffleboard.

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    John Brown says:

    I am going to have to ask as it seems I, my family and friends are totally ignorant.

    What is Windrush?

  413. 413
    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    * rullar runt på golvet *

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    Expat Geordie says:

    +1

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    Entre Nous says:

    Jag gjorde en liten men signifikant uppdatering av min post någon annanstans, om du får tid. Jag är naturligtvis äldre än dig men du lär mig ibland.

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    we're all in health rationing together says:

    I can honestly say that I laughed my socks off at the tribute to the NHS. It was pure Leni Riefenstahl for the 21st Century. Very enjoyable.

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    Fuck the bbc says:

    It was a mish mash of populist trash where even the odd moment of higher culture was demeaned eg the dirge like abide with me – good lighting, flame, and fireworks should not disguise it’s emptiness and irrelevance

  418. 418
    curry no flavour says:

    As soon as you’ve heard one chinese comment you want to hear another one.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    +1

    But then so is heroin, especially after the gangland murder we had in Bournemouth this week. Who would have thought it, Somali drugs gangs in Bournemouth?

  420. 420
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    Both of the above.

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    Polly Knows says:

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    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    Vibrant is a new code word for diverse.

  423. 423
    Wynn D. Miller says:

    The embarrassing situation where one finds oneself delivering a number of farts, in rapid succession, suddenly and unexpectedly.

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    just saying says:

    Condensing thousands of years of history into a couple of hours was always going to be a bit of a mish mash.
    Not everything worked. But there was plenty to be proud of.

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    what the internet was invented for says:

    It’s the whooshing sound of my wrist……

  426. 426
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    Confident in your Adriatic(?) hideaway? Diversity may get there too.

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    No Blame says:

    So why the fuck is Mark Cavendish blaming the rest of the world for preventing him getting a Gold Medal? All he had to do was leave the Pelaton and join the break away pack.

  428. 428
    ju says:

    We Brits don’t need a translation thanks Polly.
    Perhaps you should spend less time in Tuscany.

  429. 429
    No Blame says:

    Peloton even.

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    Expat Geordie says:

    I’ve only seen the James Bond bit, which was quite good actually, as I had the good fortune to be asleep after a bloody hard week at work (honest, productive work – it’s a tory thing).

    Quite surprised that they used the Dambusters March during the helicopter sequence as I understand the playing of that to be an EU hate crime, for which the Germans can issue a Eúrópéán Arrest Warrant. Also annoyed that the Beeb cut bits out of said march in the same way that they cut out the name of Guy Gibson’s dog on the rare occasions that they show it.

    Other than that were the Red Arrows involved? Only asking because they were over Bournemouth seafront at 4.30 giving an impromtu display and they do make you proud to be British. Then again, why would we have them in the display – far too male and white.

    So in a desperate attempt to get away from the bloody things today we went down to Lulworth Cove in deepest, whitest Dorset. No bloody chance! A warship in the bay and an bloody Merlin “Eúrócóptér” overhead all day protecting the sailing at Weymouth. The Merlin at £105 million a time is of course so expensive that we can’t afford to send them into combat in case they get hurt. We should have bought Blackhawks and Seahawks from the yanks at £5 million a time.

  431. 431
    Hypocritical wanker watch says:

    Jgm2 and other hangers on, thanks for providing ready made examples of your bigoted racism , I thought I would have to spend some time trawling back through previous postings to secure some examples but true to form you have come back with some new ones. As for jabba the backward thinking cat, abusing scots in the way its done one here is indistinguishable from racism as the odious thought processes are exactly the same, the rest being semantics.

  432. 432
    Expat Geordie says:

    I knew that the Welsh were good for something!

  433. 433
    Pee Wee Herman, also famous for cinema wanking, says:

  434. 434
    Adam Smith says:

    Eh ????

  435. 435
    Expat Geordie says:

    You should know 8ílly, you moved out to deepest, whitest Dorset. Wasn’t it your cliff in Burton Bradstock that collapsed and killed that white lass from Derbyshire on the béach there last week?

  436. 436
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Polly put the kettle on, you thick bitch.

  437. 437
    Joe Bloggs says:

    Anonymous is interchangable with pig ignorant wanker

  438. 438
    Expat Geordie says:

    Yes but sadly scouse, so that doesn’t count.

  439. 439
    Is there anything uniquely English which you can boast about ? says:

    Most of the crew on HMS Victory were scottish sailors from the port of Leith but dont tell the English bigots on here as it will make them cry.

  440. 440
    Aunty Matter says:

    The BBC are blaming the Tories.

  441. 441
    The Piss Soaked Tramp Formally Known As TAT! says:

    ”I thought I would have to spend some time trawling back through previous postings”

    And who the fuck are you?

    Some fucking retard that crawled from under a rock that thinks they are hot shit around here?

    Your a non entity.

  442. 442
    Expat Geordie says:

    I had a wonderful holiday camping in the “Dutch Alps” when I was a teenager. The highest point was 200 feet above sea level. The people all spoke English and were really friendly. In fact it was just like England used to be! That was 25 years ago; I wonder what it is like now?

  443. 443
    Boudicca says:

    She just can’t help being patronising.

  444. 444
    Welsh windbag watch says:

    Paragnostic ich bein wanker !

  445. 445
    Expat Geordie says:

    I thought that I’d look up the opening ceremony on iPlayer. The only version on there at the time was WITHOUT COMMENTARY. Are the Beeb THAT embarrassed by it.

  446. 446
    Expat Geordie says:

    Hospitals?

  447. 447
    Expat Geordie says:

    +1000000000000000…………………..

    Bedwettingly funny.

  448. 448
    AC1 says:

    It’s treatment rationing, not health rationing. You’re health is mostly yours to harm, treatment is something marxists like to prevent you getting.

  449. 449
    AC1 says:

    Boudicca

    You think it was the #1 thing the state should pay 27 million for?

  450. 450
    Expat Geordie says:

    Don’t count on that. The Telegraph and the guardian are both reporting that so called dissident republican groups are merging to reform the IRA. Except for the Continuity IRA most of the other groups are merging with the Real IRA.

    It looks like we could be going back to the good old days, just as Dopy Dave reduces the size of the Army.

  451. 451
  452. 452
    A man says:

    He’s a blubber.

  453. 453
    Biased dumb blonde watch says:

    Can I just put on record that the BBC s presenter who interviewed the Winner of the cycle road race was well out of order. She began her interview of the new Olympic gold medalist by saying ” that result was not the one which the British public wanted” , how very dare he. She then continued to remind the champ of what a bad result it was. She even had the audacity to complain that the rest of the compeditors didnt want Britain to win. FFS does this dopey cow really believe that a rider from any other Country would have competed with the mind set of wanting to help Britain win. Jesus Christ !!!!

  454. 454
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Please tell me that all this Olympic bollocks is over?

  455. 455
    A parade says:

    The BBC only employs foreigners these days. What do you expect?

  456. 456
    Expat Geordie says:

    I went to a talk at the Durham Light Infantry Museum in the early 1990’s about the Durham miner in the Great War. The bloke giving the talk was great, but near the end he showed us two photos of bl@ck soldiers in DLI uniform.

    He said that he had over 10,000 photos of British WWI soldiers, but that these were the only two with bl@ck soldiers in them. An old WWI veteran had apparently identified the men by name and said that they came from South Shields. Asked if the white soldiers had ever used rácíst language about them he said no, but they were known as “Smoked Geordies”.

  457. 457
    Another Engineer says:

    Yеs, thаt rеаlly wаs shоckіngly bаd.

    Thе BBC cаn’t bе blаmеd fоr thе crаp pіcturеs аs thе IOC іnsіst thеіr оwn lоt dо thе аctuаl еvеnt cоvеrаgе, but rеаlly…

    Mіnd yоu, Vіnо wоn’t bе а pоpulаr wіnnеr іn а lоt оf quаrtеrs wіth hіs pаst…

  458. 458
    Patriot says:

    Makes a change for someone, anyone, at the BBC to show an interest in anything British.

  459. 459
    Nowt to do with me says:

    Yes I heard that too. I have been considering her comment all evening and although it was probably true I feel she should not have said it.

    Team GB accusing the rest of the world for scuppering their pushbike race came a close mind.

  460. 460
    Sonny boy says:

    All that money spent must have brought us quite a few gold medals on this the first day of the Olmypics?, I wonder how many we will get tomorrow.

  461. 461
    Little Lord Fondlebum says:

    Me too !

  462. 462
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    I thought the one eyed twat from Fife sold all our gold?

  463. 463
    Off Message says:

    Yep she told the Kazakhstan winner that that Britain did not want this result. I cringed at her candidness. She was right though.

  464. 464
    A Dodgy Sprocket says:

    It is not even true. They were getting a fair amount of help from the German team but the fact is their strategy failed because it was predictable: as the team to beat they should have realised that many of the other teams would have considered what to do about countering their known likely modus operandi. They were out-thought.

  465. 465
    Poly Toynbee says:

    Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?

  466. 466
    Saffron says:

    Folks
    To all of you who have watched this left wing asshole of a so called oylipic debacle,well good on you and if you are saying that this really represents our proud history you should really get yourselves informed as to what this countrie’s history is all about.
    What an absolute left wing bedwetters of a show this was,I started to watch it but when I realised what left wing bo**ocks this was I switched off grand style.
    That well known bo**ocks from bury is a known leftist bit of sh**e.
    I also noted that the Beeboid bunch of betrayers of this country were also tuned in.
    In addition the Sky ass*holes were diabolical,absolutely up their own ass*holes.
    Will I and my family watch this sh*te for the next two weeks,I am afraid not.
    Goodnight all and sweet dreams but hopefully not about this left wing motivated OYLIMPICS.

  467. 467
    J Sergeant, Virginia Water says:

    Portraits of Fatbutt are banned until further notice.

  468. 468
    Our Kid says:

    Sorry Saff. Until you sort out your plurals and possesives (it’s not hard) then your message is lost.

  469. 469
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    Oh i see after the Danny the Boil show it’s suddenly trendy for southern journo’s to try and talk as if they come from’t norf
    Well let me tell you Polly Toyboy , you wouldn’t like it up here , it’s full of workin class folk that wear flat caps and clogs , swear , smoke , work i’th mill , drink beer , and shit in’t back yard

  470. 470
    Constant plucker says:

    In an ever changing world it is comforting to see that the Andy Murray Bros Lost.

  471. 471
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Yes for about two miles out of the 140. But the strategy to let everyone know that they wanted to help Cav win was as clever as Mcmental telling the world when he was selling all our gold.

  472. 472
    albacore says:

    Well, Gordon would have his little joke
    And it don’t matter if Britain’s broke
    There’s no call at all for gloom and sorrow
    What we ain’t got Dave’ll print and borrow

  473. 473
    Sid the Obvious says:

    + 1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

  474. 474
    Expat Geordie says:

    Adam Smith would not have classified himself as “Scottish” but as a “North Briton”. Being “Scottish” meant that you were untrustworthy, socially backwards and liable to rebellion against the Crown. It is the same reason that a lot of Irish Catholics described themselves as “West Britons”.

    Smith, of course, appeared on the back of the English £20 note. I doubt that he would have wanted it any other way.

  475. 475
    Expat Geordie says:

    Can’t confirm or deny that, but if you visit HMS Victory in Portsmouth there is a complete list of every man who was on Victory at Trafalgar on display outside the ship. It also states where they were from and if they died.

  476. 476
    Off Message says:

    So odd

    A Kazakhstan Cyclist rode the race of his life winning the Olympic Gold medal then a BBC reporterette started an interview by saying that this is not the resullt that the British public wanted.

  477. 477
    A Dodgy Sprocket says:

    Still Tim Henman will make up for it

  478. 478
    A Dodgy Sprocket says:

    When they tried to ask Cavendish to account for his failure all they got was surly arrogance.

  479. 479
    Open Mind says:

    I am still confused. What is this Windrush?

  480. 480
    Better than the BBC Multicult Olympics Bollocks says:

  481. 481
    blameless says:

    Twas a very odd interview. He blamed the rest of the world for making his team and him fail.

  482. 482
    Entre Nous says:

    An EB/SC production has just been published. Running time 2.6 hours. X-rated 18+ only.

    She is something else…

  483. 483
    David, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    *walks bow-leggedly towards the butler ready to be lifted into bed*

  484. 484
    Entre Nous says:

    I remember there was a horse race somewhere and a contestant was named Roger the Butler.

    Spent quite a time wondering whether the first word was a proper noun or a verb.

    True.

  485. 485
    Tachybaptus says:

    It is a reference to Benjamin Windrush, 1st Baron Corby, inventor of the electric trouser press.

  486. 486
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Me too, dear. My Reg, God bless his soul, used to blow the outside privvy door clean off, only to dust himself down and blame it on Windrush.

    He usually recomposed after a healthy cucumber and margarine sandwich, dear.

  487. 487
    The runner-up in the 3.30 at Kempton Park says:

    I’ll never forget “The Bowler’s Holding, the Batsman’s Willey” live. That was the moment that I realised there may be a god after all.

  488. 488
    Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein says:

    I trust Cavendish will do the honourable thing.

  489. 489
    smoggie says:

    Oh fuck off, Big Nose !!

  490. 490
    A Horse With No Mane says:

    Soo good, I monikered it somewhere.

    *rummages in deep cupboard*

  491. 491
    Doyle Wolfgang Von Frankenstein says:

    From Radcliffe actually.

  492. 492
    Entre Nous says:

    You do realise that those worming pills may not stop you from getting pregnant, don’t you?

    (Ah! It was good though)

  493. 493
    blow it out yer ass says:

    Why do I love you, Elsie, you old bag?

  494. 494

    I can move faster than it can.

  495. 495
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I don’t know, dear. Seven down, ten letters, rhymes with jizzum.

  496. 496
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Just keep fucking my brains out, dear. We’ll worry about the consequences in the morning.

  497. 497
    not a machine says:

    Interesting It appears I have new form of censorship in my life , disconnect server when I post certain things …..

    One post has completely gone to disconnect

  498. 498

    Your granddaughter and the Moor are now making the beast with two backs and if I were the Moor, I would want much, much more.

  499. 499
    blow it out yer ass says:

    Naturism?

  500. 500
    Wot happens if I knocks out ALL my teeth , Daddy ? says:

    Botulism??

  501. 501
    In E says:

    We all want Moor, don’t we gudio?

  502. 502
    Winner!! says:

    Fanaticism?

  503. 503
    Punter says:

    Youanme ism?

  504. 504
    Daily Mail Piccy Ed says:

    Rigor mortis?

  505. 505

    To Ewаnme

    Na Night , darlin xx .

    You were absolutely fantastic .

    I never knew making love could be like this , hun .

    I am going to enter us in the Olympic Bonking Championships .

    That will be a double Gold for Blighty .

    Better keep quiet about it for now though , petal xx .

    Still think we should do something about contraception tho .

    Love You Madly

    SC x♥x .

  506. 506
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    You are all quite close, dear. The clue is in the question.

  507. 507
    Banned says:

    Na night , sweetheart ♥

    E x

  508. 508
    James T. Kockup says:

    Journalism!!

  509. 509
    Merv the Swerve says:

    Quantitative E-sing ism.

  510. 510
    Robert Peston's peyote supplier says:

    Has anyone said Gazebo yet?

  511. 511
    Lurker says:

    Go to bedism

  512. 512
    Hefferlite says:

    Flatulism?

  513. 513
    Better than the BBC Multicult Olympics Bollocks says:

  514. 514
    Omar the Magical Gyppo says:

    Peephole underwear ?

  515. 515
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Extraction Of Foot From Mouth Service says:

    “I’ve been misunderstood” is to Burley as “I was taken out of context” is to Abbott; we know what they said, and depending on one’s political inclinations, one agrees, or not. Then someone upstairs tells them “Bad form, old chap/my lass, you’ll have to walk back those statements a bit with the obligatory ‘didn’t mean it how it sounded’ old wheeze!” Then they come out with the “sorry if anyone was offended” nonsense. (FFS Romney practically retired the trophy for 2012 for insincere apologies until Burley came along.) It’s all Kabuki theatre and we all know it, but we like playing along with the game. “Someone may have received the wrong impression when I called (Diane Abbott a ‘silly cow’/Aidan Burley a ‘stupid ass’) that I somehow meant to demean cattle/donkeys– that thought was the furthest from my mind, and I apologise to those animals for the comparison.” THAT’S the kind of follow-up we’d like to see someday, but in the meantime, the “Here’s what I REALLY meant (i.e., some fairly reasonable construction of the words, less offensive)” will continue, along with the nudge-nudge, wink-wink we’ve all come to expect– well, they would say that, wouldn’t they? Of course, we couldn’t possibly comment.

  516. 516
    Since you ask says:

    I think the best bit was Bradley banging the bell. Dong! The whole thing should have started and ended with that one simple item. Think of the money that would have been saved! Plus the plaudits from the “intellectual” arty-farty types would have been orgasming over the symbolism.

  517. 517
    Since you ask says:

    The coverage and commentary was good on ESPN – a sports channel you know! So not a political jolly.

  518. 518
    Since you ask says:

    This exclusive flame is like my old hammer. It’s the one I bought in 1949 and has only had 9 new heads and 28 new handles. Just as new as when I bought it.

  519. 519
    Since you ask says:

    My grandad told me there used to be a regiment called the Black Watch. Is that true and if so which part of Africa did the soldiers come from? Or was he talking about the Colonel’s multicoloured timepiece? Life for us yoof is very confusing you know.

  520. 520
    Since you ask says:

    Why don’t you just go back to black and white tv? Then you would not have a problem with all this hued paranoia.

  521. 521
    Pick'em and Peckham says:

    Isn’t that our Harriet’s constituency? That’s maybe why it has been “unallowed’. Can’t have folks seeing off-message stuff on the interwebby thingy.

  522. 522
    Not A Drunk Driving Thug like Git Fake Tossbag says:

    everyone reading and writing the blog of this drunk-driving thug IS a sucker ta-ra

  523. 523
    The BBC don't 'alf pick'em says:

    We would but then we would be lying to you – something the BBC never do. Sorry.

  524. 524
    The BBC don't 'alf pick'em says:

    Was he given the wrong wheelie bin?

  525. 525
    Rat's arse says:

    I agree with every word Rocknrolla. The country I loved is dying, thanks to 13 years of Leiber.

  526. 526
    Copy cat says:

    Plagiarism.

  527. 527
    
    

    Subject: That brief moment of disbelief in the morning that only a man could know about.

    *stands in front of the mirror sporting morning glory*

    Mmmm. How does it get like that?

    *shakes head (the upper one – faod) and wonders whether last night was real or not*

    Did we really do it? At last. After all this time?

    *remembers, from previous life, to look for evidence. Smells fingers. It was real alright*

    Magic!!

    *admires own tumescence which shows no signs of abating*

    Fuckin’ Brill!!

    *waggles it about – as you do…*

    
    

    Yes. We can all be quite cocky at times.

  528. 528
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    it’s pissing it down again

  529. 529
    considered judgement says:

    I recorded it and watched it yesterday.

    It was a pile of shit, albeit with perhaps the odd slightly entertaining bit e.g. Bond.

    A re-writing of history designed to eradicate the bulk of our formative experiences and substitute multi-culti trash with white people in general and the English in particular being written out as much as they thought they could get away with.

    God knows why it cost so much to do so little other than set up some giant beds and have people prancing around at random.

  530. 530
    Anonymous says:

    Diverse is the old code word for foreigners.

  531. 531
    Eric's mum says:

    You’re not lazy, Eric. You’re just big.

  532. 532
    Anonymous says:

    The British man most responsible by far for allowing the multicultural element to exist in peace in this country is Winston Churchill. Yet he hardly featured and most people living today would not even have recognised him. History has now officially been rewritten.

  533. 533
    UKIP.i.am says:

    The British tactics of telling the world they were going to try to get Cavendish to win in a sprint were as subtle as Brown telling the world when he was selling all our gold.

  534. 534
    UKIP.i.am says:

    The British man most responsible by far for allowing the multicultural element to exist in peace in this country is Winston Churchill. Yet he hardly featured and most people living today would not even have recognised him. History has now officially been rewritten.

  535. 535
    Anonymous says:

    You seem to be very sick people.

    Perhaps the NHS is just helping nature do its work.

  536. 536
    Chris Bryant says:

    Lucky you! I’m reduced to wanking like a chimp infront of my webcam.

  537. 537
    Fuck the EU says:

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/jul/28/isecurity-services-emails-social-media

    Who exactly does this ETSI mob answer to ?
    Do we have any say in this ?

     

    Thought not.

  538. 538
    Anonymous says:

    Here was I thinking that the pictures from the bbc were not nearly as awful as usual.

    So that explains it.

  539. 539
  540. 540
    Gordovski Brownstainovich & Ken LyingScum, Livid, Berating the O£umpic Opening Ogrenisers says:

    We are shitting ourselves with anger and frustration!! WE SHOULD HAVE OF BEEN CENTRE STAGE!!!

  541. 541
    anonymous says:

    tory mp rory stewart is a c’unt

    in fact all tory mps are c’unts

  542. 542
    talking cunt says:

    takes one to know one

  543. 543
    Only 14 days 13 hours 48 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Whereas Labour MPs, whose Party decided to lie through its teeth and wage an illegal war that killed more than 100,000 civilians (many of them working class), are wonderful pillars of the community.

  544. 544
    I really, really can't be arsed to..... says:

    “What is Windrush?” – it’s what one gets from eating too much curry goat. or rice and small green legumes.
    Also the name of the ship which brought the first wave of West Indian immigrants to our, then largely white, inhabited shores.
    Also known as the thin edge of a bloody large wedge.

  545. 545
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    He only complained because even Thai brides wouldn’t go with that Ugly Fat Fuck

  546. 546
    I really, really can't be arsed to..... says:

    Correct.

  547. 547
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    Yet more concessions to the NWO !

  548. 548
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    ME TOO !

  549. 549
    Aidan Burley says:

    I’ve had enough of this multicultural crap ,I’m off to Rhodesia to meet with Ian Smith.

  550. 550
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    1st Baron Sir Lord Coe MBE OBE CDM and bar
    Won’t be very happy this morning , as the news is showing thousands of empty seats at the top venues not just odd ones , but full tiers with just the odd person sat in them
    so much for the great organised ticket farce
    wonder if his bonus is under threat yet?

    Day one of the swimming

  551. 551
    Only 14 days 13 hours 08 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Perhaps all the tickets were sold, but the empty seats were allocated to people who showed-up wearing Pepsi T-shirts.

  552. 552
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    Why is it that half of the Aged athletes picked to represent us are carrying injuries ?
    Thus denying a young able bodied person a chance to represent the country ?

  553. 553
    I respectfully disagree Sir! says:

    I don’t think Noo£ieBore ‘decided’ to ‘lie through it’s teeth’

    ‘Lying’ is built into it’s foetid DNA, as demon_strated by it’s Founder, the Revd. Phoney B£liar

  554. 554
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    When the brand police release them from custody , will they get a refund or just a voucher for a free Coke ?

  555. 555
    Da Inquirer says:

    ‘Go with’ ….. ? ….. you mean in the Biblical sense?

  556. 556
    Only 14 days 12 hours 55 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    My good Sir, you are, of course, correct.

  557. 557
    A Brand Police Parson says:

    You jokin mate??!! How will they ‘old a can wiv smashed up fingers? We do a propa job!!!

  558. 558
    Plagiarist Watch says:

    Did you cut and paste that from the mail?.

  559. 559
    Only 14 days 12 hours 49 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Refund? Voucher? By the time the Brand Police have finished subjecting the ‘missing’ to ‘treatment’ (cans of Pepsi are rigged to deliver electric shocks, whereas selecting Coke solicits a reward of some kind: removal of nails from genitals, for example), they’ll be ‘cured’ and rushing out to buy their own Cokes. Today, and every day.

  560. 560
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    You can opt for a good kicking , but only with Adidas trainers

  561. 561
    Kebab Time says:

    How can it be plagiarism when i say that the story is in the mail and quote it?

    If i hadnt said and linked to story then you might have a charge.

  562. 562
    unbiased observer says:

    The expected “left wing bollocks” appears on here. Oddly I find myself agreeing with Boris. The Opening Ceremony was bloody good.

  563. 563
    Pointless Blog Watch says:

    I see.

  564. 564
    jgm2 says:

    Ian Smith was worried that a previously prosperous country would be destroyed if fuckwits like Robert Mugabe were allowed into power. That their economy would collapse. That education, life expectancy and economic output would slam into reverse and ‘democracy’ would turn out to be one-man, one-vote, once only.

    Robert Mugabe sure proved him wrong eh?

    And a similar scenario is unfolding across the border in SA.

    I’m amazed there are any white people left in SA. Surely the writing is on the wall as to how they can expect to be treated. Are they wilfully blind? Do they really think that the ANC, any time there is a bit of local unrest, won’t just scape-goat the remaining whites?

    Are they out of their fucking minds?

  565. 565
    jgm2 says:

    I reckon the young ones will be carrying injuries too. The amount of training these athletes have to do to even get themselves into the selection picture fucks most of ‘em up to the point where at any one time a significant percentage are injured/recovering from injury/carrying an injury.

    I admire their dedication but most of ‘em would have a far more successful and lucrative career if they’d devoted anything like that amount of effort to studying harder at school.

  566. 566
    Boris Johnson says:

    I’m really looking forward to the naked ladies underwater table tennis Olympic event this afternoon.

  567. 567
    Tim Berners-Lee says:

    I had just enough time to pull my trousers and pants back up as the house started to lift away.

  568. 568
    Ordinary man says:

    Would it not have been better to invest £15 billion into the NHS rather than spending the dosh bragging about it?

  569. 569
    Sonny boy says:

    Surely we can get a blame Thatcher in that comment and the Torys are baby eaters, it just doesn’t look right without that added.

  570. 570
    jgm2 says:

    In other news…

    http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-19011216

    Barclays is being investigated by the Financial Services Authority over whether it disclosed in a comprehensive and timely fashion all the fees it paid to advisors when raising more than £5bn of emergency capital from middle eastern investors at the end of 2008.

    The BBC (and FSA) really can’t let go of the fact that Barclays managed to weather Brown’s financial clusterfuck without having to go begging to the UK taxpayer.

    HBOS and RBS and Lloyds were deliberately hung out to dry in order to divert the blame to the banks instead of the Maximum Imbecile where it belongs. If the Imbecile could have somehow hooked Barclays (as he was no doubt manouvering to do) then he’d be able to claim that the entire British banking system ‘over-stretched’ itself and needed UK taxpayer support. Look at how much behind the scenes arm-twisting was required to get Lloyds to tie itself to HBOS so that it too could ‘fail’.

    One day the true tale of how the UK banks were deliberately hung out to dry in an effort to divert blame away from Brown will emerge. Probably sixty years from now when the government papers are released.

  571. 571
    Sonny boy says:

    All that would happen is a different group would be filling their bank accounts instead of the group who have now.

  572. 572
    jgm2 says:

    The NHS is a black hole.

    You could tip the entire UK GDP into it and it wouldn’t make any significant difference to life expectancy.

    The 15bn would be better spent on supplying the entire UK population (60 million?) with 250 quid each to spend as they see fit.

  573. 573
    Only 14 days 11 hours 59 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    The notion of “fixing” the NHS by throwing limitless sums of money at it has been tested to death.

  574. 574
    Mornington Crescent says:

    - literally!

  575. 575
    Google says:

    The problem with the BBC and Dave is that they can not see (or accept) that Burley is correct and the opening ceremony was leftie crap.

  576. 576
    Hefferlite says:

    *scrapes crusty bits from some interesting places and wonders whether it was all just a beautiful dream*

  577. 577
    Skippy says:

    “No-one wants to help us. The Australians sit there. They always just ride negatively…they’re happy to see us lose.

    Good to see Cavendish such a sporting loser!
    Whinging Pomey Bastard.

  578. 578
    jgm2 says:

    Indeed. Why on earth would the Australians want to help Cavendish get a Gold medal. They’re just happy to be there.

    It looks like Team GB just fucked up tactically.

    Shit happens.

  579. 579
    loopy loo says:

    WTF? He said that?

  580. 580
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Owen ‘shirtlifter’ Jones boring the planet again on Sky News.

  581. 581
    Loser says:

    What a twat. He’s been training for four years for yesterday and come the event he and his team totally fucked up. No one forced them to head the Peloton throughout and not join the break away pack. Losers and bad losers at that.

  582. 582
    Perry Neum says:

    I wish someone would beat him,he really really gets right on my tit ends.

  583. 583
    UKIP.i.am says:

    The NHS is doing a marvellous job in reducing life expectancy. Ask any old person in an NHS ward deprived of food and water and left to rot in their own piss and faeces while NHS nurses ignore them. What is there not to celebrate in that?

  584. 584
    Only 14 days 11 hours 26 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Uh-oh. Someone at Sky’s in for the chop. If they’ve got spare time in the schedule to wheel-on cheap filler Own to talk shite, someone’s not been selling enough advertising slots.

  585. 585
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    to be fair he said that before the race

  586. 586
    sports fucked up too by these wankers says:

    Seems they’ve learned nothing from Wembley where the corporates are only interested in the big games (or their half time nosh up), leaving the half way line sections empty, whilst the true fans pack the rest of the stadium.

  587. 587
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Amazing how the Guardian mongs are blaming all this EU intrusiveness on Theresa May. The Pro-EU dullards wanted an EUSSR and now their wish has been granted all they can do is whinge at the Tories for it.

  588. 588
    Only 14 days 11 hours 18 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    All good things come to those who wait. One day soon, Owen will have to leave school and get a job in the real world. The Guradian and Independent will be gone (and he’d have to beat a long queue of meedja studies students to get his foot in the door, anyway), Labour have run out of money, and are firing staff. So poor little Owen’s in for a nasty reality shock.
    His own limitations, I think, are what’s going to beat the crap out of him.

  589. 589
    Al Freeman says:

    Can’t understand your rankings Guido dear. “Jeremy Hunt hits woman with Bell end” is your number 1 with only 148 comments but “Debt Bomb:deficits and Dancing girls” with 694 comments doesn’t even get a mention.

  590. 590
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Shouldn’t you be somewhere celebrating the fact that a hundred thousand elderly NHS patients are being murdered each year in NHS beds, many left to suffer in their own faeces and piss by dedicated NHS nurses?

  591. 591

    Jeremy Hunt hits woman with Bell end has subliminal Smirnoff Vodka ads.

  592. 592
  593. 593
    I respectfully disagree Sir! says:

    I must apologise for the careless use of apostrophes. I don’t know what came over me!

  594. 594
    The Tit in No 10 says:

    I say you jolly chaps!!!! No-one talks about us or our Pitiful Plight any more!! It must be the O£umpics!!!! Why don’t we have one every few months?? Watt? Whatage???

  595. 595
    Just asking says:

    Perry – are you shaved or as nature intended?

  596. 596
    roger the logger says:

    Definitely a verb.

  597. 597
    Only 14 days 10 hours 44 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    If it’s a “man hits woman” story, one would expect the subliminal ads to be for Stella. ;-)

  598. 598
    What's the reasoning? says:

    The Local supermarket is open until 8 today because of the Olympics. But why? The Olympics are 300 miles away and have no effect on local life.

  599. 599
    roger the logger says:

    When are you gonna make honest bloggers of us all and come out of the closet like BB did SC?

  600. 600
    Sebastian Coe failed says:

    Even so, pissing all that money away in two weeks is stupid.

  601. 601
    clear-eyed fabulist says:

    I would’ve said Soviet tanks and concrete squares were rather more more to Bragg’s taste.

  602. 602
    Mark Cavendish says:

    “It seems like most teams are happy not to win as long as we don’t win.
    “It’s bitterly disappointing. No one wants to help us.”

  603. 603
    car crash tv says:

    Remember the white mum with the mulatto kid in the Olympic opening ceremony? Well. it’s quite common you see, especially amongst guilt ridden, lefty, middle class media types with 2.5 kids and a mortgage apparently.

    Note that yet again no dad is shown…..hmmmm

  604. 604
    Gordon Brown says:

    He’s an anglo-irish left wing film director responsible for some dire offerings beloved by the left. I love him to bits.

  605. 605
    Only 14 days 10 hours 27 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    It’s the “Olympics Community” welcoming you to your own personal Olympic Experience. You may be 300 miles away, but you can share in the excitement because your supermarket is staying open late.

    For £13billion, were you expecting something more?

  606. 606
    Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:

    Thais ? Thais ?? I was looking for PIES

  607. 607
    Anonymous says:

    Once a twat, always a twat.

  608. 608
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    Morning, Ed. Keep the Class War going for as long as possible.

  609. 609
    Anonymous says:

    The irony is that everything they were trying to celebrate – Industrial Revolution,cricket,green and pleasant land sense of humour, literature, music (with the exception of “My Boy Lollipop”), Dizzee Rascal (ffs) and Tine Tempah), suffragettes, trade unions, NHS, CND etc . They were all created and defined by whitey. The history of Britain for the greater part, has been made by the white man… And they hate us for it!

  610. 610
    Cheese Lover says:

    Just read an article by one Mike Oldfield, about how wonderful living in Nassau is.

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/london-2012/9431694/Mike-Oldfield-interview-How-Tubular-Bells-led-me-to-the-Olympic-opening-ceremony.html

    “You drive around inland and yo usee England like it used to be in the 1950s. Kids going to school, they’ve got their uniform on, they’re happy, they can walk around the streets like living in the UK in the 1950s. There’s not policemen everywhere, censoring you: there’s not cameras everywhere, watching you”

  611. 611
    The PC Compliance Officer of the Biased Bullshit Corpse – where the truth never shines says:

    This is dreadful!!!!! – I have given Orders that the Sailing Race be stopped IMMEDIATELY!!!!! – everything is white, – the people, the boats, the sails, – even the clouds.

  612. 612
    Cheese Lover says:

    Thank Bernie for the Hungarian Grand Prix! Something to watch on TV at last.

  613. 613
  614. 614
    MadMaid Mzzz. HaHaHaHatesMenPerson says:

    Father? . . . Dad . . . ? … what are they?

  615. 615
    Sonny boy says:

    All that Lotto money and billions pissed over this travesty called the Olympics and it’s down to not how good your are but Libor pc correctness of everyone is a winner.

  616. 616
    Your Neighbourhood PC Bollocks Officer in a Town Hall near you says:

    Well then. . . CELEBRATE!!!! . .. the Diversity, ‘n that, innit nowotoymeen?

  617. 617
    Ed Milibandwagon says:

    The nathion demandth a judge-led enquiry into the Olympicth ticketh thcandal!

  618. 618
    Changed my name says:

    Not a humorous post. This time last year I watched as precisely this happened to my late mother. And not even able to visit every day to monitor her because of outbreaks of ‘norovirus’. A total disaster and cruel end.

  619. 619
    The Paragnostic says:

    Just watching the bints on bikes at the Olympics – all I can say is:

    “Look at the withers on that!”

  620. 620
    The Paragnostic says:

    It’s more to do with there only being 5 in a team rather than the usual 9. It’s a lot harder to chase down with only 4 supporting riders, so the poor petals wilted on the home run.

    Still – a classic whinge from Cavendish.

  621. 621
    Quantrill says:

    Susan Boyle’s brother???

  622. 622
    Anonymous says:

    A dying and failing body and mind is not that easy a thing to manage, especially if staff levels are down and there’s some wanderers on the ward. One trained nurse and a carer allocated to six patients should be enough in most cases, but it doesn’t always work out like that. Falling by patients is another contentious issue, but in my experience, unless a patient is restrained, which is obviously frowned upon, they will have that fatal fall wherever they go, be it hospital, home or nursing home.

  623. 623
    Anonymous says:

    Looking at the composition of the various political parties, he does have a point. England is a fag country.

  624. 624
    Gaggin says:

    I don’t know if it’s just the drink talking but i have an overwhelming desire to bum Hazel Irvine.

  625. 625
    Mr Nobody says:

    Empty seats are usually only seen at party conferences.

  626. 626
    Anonymous says:

    “Juantorena opens his legs and shows his class.” Many thanks to David Coleman – a legend in athletics broadcasting.

  627. 627
    Skippy says:

    Whinging Pommey Bastard.

  628. 628
    Mornington Crescent says:

    He swerved to avoid a child and fell out of bed.

  629. 629
    The BBC are cunts says:

    It’s a Tory-led omni-shambles.

  630. 630
    Why dont other countries help Britain to win ? says:

    No wonder Cavandish isnt Gold medal material with an attitude like that. Pathetic excuse makers dont become champions.

  631. 631

    You are just Grandstanding?

  632. 632
    Zeus says:

    So, vast quantities of cash thrown at our ‘elite’ sportsmen and women so they don’t have to work and can tarin all the time.

    Result!

    Cry baby Cavendish whinging because the rest of the cyclists wouldn’t facilitate his blistering sprint finish – did he not consider that THEY OR THEIR TEAMMATES MIGHT WANT TO WIN THEMSELVES. The british tactics were well-known and obvious – they COULD still have won by being nearer the front and JOINING the breakaway when it happened rather than staying with the pack – they would then not had to rely on the pack catching the breakaway group. BAD TACTICS, BAD PLANNING, NO BACK-UP PLAN.

    How strange that the winner and his mate with b*gger all sponsorship in comparison to our lot managed to tactically outwit our ‘superstars’.

    Murray’s knocked out by two unknowns – brilliant.
    Adlington 8th fastest in heats for final

    Overpaid, overhyped, overcoached, brain-dead and pampered beyond belief. Time to get back to British athletes having to STRUGGLE to make ends meet, STRUGGLE to achieve and STRUGGLE to succeed that way, only those who are truly likely to win will stay the course. Today they are feather-bedded and cossetted and earn vast sums for under-achievement. Perhaps sport england could explain why athletes from impoverished countries with hardly any support or facilities can come here and wipe the floor with our muppets?

  633. 633
    Zeus says:

    Forgot about Paula (coca cola gold medal for olympic bottling) who will either be injured, retire with exhaustion, need to stop for a sky press interview before retiring in race or other wet excuse.

  634. 634
    Bjorn says:

    I know what I am.

  635. 635
    A Dodgy Sprocket says:

    Shhh. No-one is supposed to ask awkward questions about the Olympics. You are just supposed to chear along and pay your taxes.

  636. 636
    F1 eat your heart out says:

    This womens bike race is brilliant. The Lady from Brazil certainly didn’t expect to land in an Enlish ditch. fantastic action

  637. 637
    Anonymous says:

    Yeah, sod’em and tomorrow.

  638. 638
    Slartibartfast says:

    Still plenty of time to get a few cans in for the womens hockey tonight then, isn’t there?

  639. 639
    Rightie says:

    So all of you who thought the ceremony was leftie, what would you have preferred instead? One hour of a giant 3D holographic image of Thatcher and Enoch Powell and a one hour montage of K K K lynchings may entertain some of you but the rest of us would find it boring.

  640. 640
    Slartibartfast says:

    So far we have had the Millenium Dome with it’s jaw-droppingly crass body zone, a monstrous great big ferris wheel erected in central London and now an Olympic opening ceremony that displays to the entire world our national decline in a hideously kitsch PC circus show. Why doesn’t Westmonster just pass a law making dignity illegal?

  641. 641
    :o) says:

    The Brazilian lady most certainly had no wish for a bush

  642. 642
    only fitting that we can show our appreciation says:

    For the closing ceremony, can we have all the important politicians who have delivered such a wonderful spectacle parade around the athletics track.

  643. 643
    leftie twat says:

    We could’ve recreated the battle of Rorkes drift mowing down scores of locals dressed as Zulus.
    Everybody loves those films.

  644. 644
    Slippery Slope says:

    ‘All we need now is a giant burning effigy of Billy Bragg.’

    How do you like it, you pathetic, brainwashed, talentless lowlife?

  645. 645
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Here’s a cute bride for Prezza

    Bit slim perhaps.

  646. 646
    Zeus says:

    What a great idea, perhaps the archery contestants could be involved in this in some way?

  647. 647
    The Libor party says:

    They have already. It’s called the NHS.

  648. 648
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    So what happened to the Prescott sleaze story with his dirty adverts then? I notice he appears to have deleted the tweets and the Daily Mail story has vanished off their website (although Google still has a cached copy)

    Once again our gutless media appear to be covering up for a fat slob of a man who did much to bankrupt this Country when in power and appears to have a rather dirty little secret he and the media want kept quiet.

    So Prezza just HOW do you get adverts of Thai brides on your computer then?

  649. 649
    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    And the vile Shard in London, the sort of gross building you expect to see in some middle east shit hole.

  650. 650
    The BBC are cunts says:

  651. 651
    Gordon Brown says:

    I won a chocolate gold medal for the Humpmyteddython.

  652. 652
    Lard Pressclott - Laughing Policeman in waiting says:

  653. 653
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Gold ???? SELL EVERYTHING ABOVE $ 275 an ounce. !!!!

  654. 654
    Anonymous says:

    Just an apolitical ceremony would have helped, but of course made impossible by the commissioning of an avowed leftie like Danny Boyle to run the show, ffs.

  655. 655
    Slippery Slope says:

    No, there absolutely was not.

  656. 656
    The British Road Cycling team says:

    Its not fair,they didnt let us win boo hoo it was Marks turn this time booo hooo

  657. 657
    Hang 'em High - REALLY HIGH!! (own piano wire supplied) says:

    Bags I to make the arrangements! I’ll only hang them a little bit then it can be over to the Burning-at-the-Stake specialists

  658. 658
    Message to the good people of Hull says:

    John Prescott = Chief Whigham in waiting

  659. 659
    don't try this at home kids says:

    8illy, I think you should start calling your blog, ‘Meat and Two Veg Time’ for health and safety reasons.

  660. 660
    Lets Take our Country Back says:

    Fcuk wasting arrows on those thieving mendacious manipulators how about all of the redundant Army personnel located around the track that would soon make short work of these Parasites,Pimps & Leeches…….

  661. 661
    A grateful immigrant from Uganda says:

    I want white males to be an extinct species in a hundred years.

  662. 662
    Zeus says:

    …and they wouldn’t let us put bits of cardboard fastened by clothes pegs against the spokes so it would go rat-a-tat and we’d scare them other teams silly – we did have a game plan see … boo hooo where’s my mummy.

  663. 663
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    If he did order a bride she would love him long time.

  664. 664
    Lt Gonville Bromhead, VC says:

    “Tongues of fire on Idris flaring
    News of foe-men near declaring
    To heroic deeds of daring
    Call you, Harlech men!

    “Men of Harlech, stand ye steady!
    It must not be ever said ye
    For the battle were not ready
    Welshmen never yield!”

    Yeah, that might have got some people’s blood going, in Cardiff, anyway.

  665. 665
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    For the sake of fairness, the next UK olympic opening ceremony should highlight BUPA, a successful health care provider that does not cost the taxpayer one penny.

  666. 666
    Team GB says:

    We demand a public enquiry into the fact that those jonny foreigner athletes are not allowing our boys to win. This is a disgraceful state of affairs, we invite them to our games and they spit in our faces by being better than us !

  667. 667
    Oh Jesus Christ No ! says:

    Can we Have a closing ceremony featuring a Wickerman spectacular ?

  668. 668
    Anonymous says:

    @ Joe Bloggs, tosser.

    So you’re saying that Scotchland has never, ever voted en masse for a Labour government year on year since the Labour Party was invented? You’re the ignoramus twatty.

  669. 669
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    You nasty Tory ! Right, I’m off to do some shopping in Harrods.

  670. 670
    The Libor party says:

    We don’t like winners.

  671. 671
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Get something nice for your wifeband.

  672. 672

    Where Did You Get That Debt?

    ♯♫♪

    Where did you get that debt?
    Where did you lose that pile?
    Gordon was a knotted one
    Devoid of any style
    I wish that I had less of it
    He should have seen the vet!
    Wherever I go they shout
    Hello, where did you get that debt?

    Now how I came to get this debt
    Is strange but isn’t funny
    Labour came to power and took
    My property and money
    When the tax demand was opened
    It told me gross and net
    If I wants to breath the air at all
    I must also have the debt

    ♯♫♪

    Where did you get that debt?
    Where did you lose your shirt?
    Tony was a vicious one
    Hypocrisy and dirt
    Wish he’d never seen the light of day
    Of that I know I’d bet
    Wherever I go they shout
    Hello, where did you get that debt?

    When I go to the Olympics
    In the summer season
    Someone’s is sure to shout at me
    Without the slightest reason
    When I go to the aquatics
    Half the seats are free
    And lefty non-comedians
    Who are sure to shout at me

    ♯♫♪

    Where did you get that debt?
    Your car’s a heap of rust!
    Gordon was an evil one
    Abolished boom and bust
    I wish I’d had the boom bit
    And he, we’d never met
    Wherever I go they shout
    Hello, where did you get that debt?

    When my friend Sebastian Coe
    Had his last birthday party
    I was amongst the guests there,
    Who were welcomed true and hearty.
    The Prince of Wales was also there,
    And it filled my heart with glee,
    When Seb told me the prince
    Would like to have a word with me,

    ♯♫♪

    Where did you get that debt?
    You’ve really been too bold
    They have sold our lovely country
    And thrown away the Gold
    We’ll pay for this for ninety years
    If it’s sunny or it’s wet
    Hello, hello, hello,
    Hello, where did you get that debt?

  673. 673
    Anonymous says:

    Still here?

  674. 674
    Anonymous says:

    Why do you ask?

  675. 675
    
    
    

    The number of the beast!

    
    
    
  676. 676
    Slartibartfast says:

    Applause : )

  677. 677
    knotted handkerchief says:

  678. 678
    English Liberation Front says:

    Perhaps you could explain what the KKK has to do with Britain? Other than as a typically puerile slur for anyone who does not wish to conform to the hidebound doctrine of red fascism currently oppressing us.

    But then you couldn’t suggest the B&P because they haven’t participated in too many lynchings so your clever little post would have lost some of its emotive charge.

    Like many, many others, I would have settled for an apolitical ceremony free from the cartoon bigotry and prejudice of the left. But then when it comes to the comrades of the left ideological politics is part of their DNA and has to be rammed down everyone’s throats with plenty of intimidation and emotive blackmail to ensure it is digested. One might say that our noses have to be rubbed in it, eh?

  679. 679
    Nullbymouth says:

    I wonder why we did not witness ICBMs parading down the Mall on Friday evening. It would have been the topping on a perfect communist day of celebration.

  680. 680
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Simple explanation: Prezza is always ordering pad thai via e-mail from some takeaway joint that delivers. Of course, he can’t be arsed to actually go and buy it himself in person, as someone with a mobile will take a picture of him doing so and he’ll be given stick for it. That’s all he has to say– the advert placement cookie thingies, or however it’s done, on his computer see “Thai” and respond accordingly.
    You laugh, but when I’m on order-order.com, I have occasionally seen adverts asking me if I’m interested in studying to become a “minister,” as in vicar. I don’t go to any religious websites, so some algorithm in the program(me) counts how many times that word app*ears on the sites I DO frequent, but fails to differentiate the meaning. (I get all kinds of adverts for cock-eyed investment advice as a result of going to financial sites as well!)

  681. 681
    William Gates says:

    I live next door at 29A.

  682. 682
    Well done Liz says:

    Good to see that at least the women cyclists have balls.

  683. 683
    General Lord Chelmsford says:

    But……………I left awell equipped and trained line regiment of over 1,200 men at Islandwhana They can’t all have been killed surely ?

  684. 684
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    I wish Andy Murray the very best of luck in todays Hungarian Goulash Grand Prix,and also the very best of luck to Lewis Hamilton in the Olympic hop,skip,and jump final this afternoon.

  685. 685
    Ed says:

  686. 686
    Roget's Dicktionary says:

    Paula Radcliffe won’t be competing (medical reasons).

    Medical reasons = bottling?

  687. 687
    This will be Britain's best Olympics ever says:

    Well we can’t do any worse than Atlanta in 1996 surely ? 1 Gold 8 Silver 6 Bronze…if that is the case you can kiss goodbye to thought of any knighthoods or OBEs etc and you can bet that you won’t see any politician associating themselves with this Olympics for dust !!!

  688. 688
    a rare bit of praise says:

    I must commend the beebs make-up artists for making Sue Barker look almost fuckable.

  689. 689
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Encore!

  690. 690
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Well they could have acknowledged the fact that it was Winston Churchill, a nasty Tory, who stopped this country being invaded by a country that would not have exactly celebrated multiculturalism. But such history has long since been rewritten by the verminous, hypocritical left, hasnt it?

  691. 691
    The Paragnostic says:

    No, Ed – the peloton is not the same a a bandwagon. Now finish your biscuit before your afternoon nap.

  692. 692
    Ed says:

  693. 693
    UKIP.i.am says:

    How many people has the NHS killed today through the negligence and apathy of its workforce?

  694. 694
    Blowing Whistles says:

    An Olympic Irony – All them torches and the cauldron – were all lit by ‘gas’

    What an irony then on all the Global Warmists and political numbskulls in the UK – ‘still trying to pretend’ that ‘they’ the political pygmies and NOT the British people – bought into Al Gores scam.

    The Chinese and the Americans – couldn’t give a stuff for the false flag of Al’s deception.

  695. 695
    Coe-tastrophe says:

    My nightmare is of rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows and rows of empty places at the Olympic venues.

  696. 696
    Trick cyclist says:

    I agree with Ed (first time ever!). That lass was brilliant in the pouring rain and thoroughly deserved her medal. Unlucky not to get the gold – just about 5 feet short after riding round half of Surrey.

    WELL DONE LIZ.

  697. 697
    t u r d says:

    Why the fook do MP’s think it is important to butt in at any and every opportunity?
    You’re on Holiday Mr Andrews, time for us ordinary mortals to have months forgetting about the thieves and vagabonds in the HoC.
    Just fo back to your hole.
    We don’t want to know what you think.

  698. 698
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t ever forget the killing fields on Mid Staffs NHS Hosptal.My lovely sister crawled on her hands and knees to get to a toilet because nursing staff there would not help her. My lovely sister begged the doctors to let her go to a hospice so that she could have some dignity in her dying. Every day of my life I weep for her in her agony. She is at peace now but I am tormented.

  699. 699
    Al Lee says:

    didnt he invent the internet?
    Has there been a USA protest yet?

  700. 700
    A thoughtful contributor says:

    Can we add the 3000 odd laws he created, just to make sure?

  701. 701
    The Paragnostic says:

    There was a Kraut lass called Teutoburg racing, but as she was about 15 stone with a large tattoo, I had no wish to get lost in her forest..

  702. 702
    erm... says:

    should we submit to the world of yinyang…
    .
    wimmin from HK now live longer than wimmin from the previous global champions of longevity…Japanese wimmin.
    .
    ….somehow now mandelson..Blair’s sub comes to mind. He will have a longlife.

  703. 703
    Frank Bough says:

    *sniffs

  704. 704
    Total Surprise says:

    P@ula Ra$cliffe won’t be competing.

    Medical reasons = bottling?

  705. 705
    Anonymous says:

    +100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

  706. 706
    Mad Al Gore says:

    I invented the system whereby I can jet round the world any time I like without affecting the climate one jot, whereas any time a peasant gets to do the same it causes millions of polar bears to drown at the South Pole and penquins to melt at the North Pole.

  707. 707
    Gordon Brown says:

    I trained my protégé well.

  708. 708
    Gordon Brown says:

    The number of the beast!!!!!

    Bugger. Missed it again. Sue’s fault.

  709. 709
    David Battenburg says:

    Even as I speak, an army of polar bears is sailing for London and will arrive just in time for the Olympics closing ceremony. I’ve filmed it already in my purpose-made studio.

  710. 710
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t blame her,we’re being buttfucked in all the other events.

  711. 711

    You can type appears without fears – now.

    Thought you would probably have picked that one up, but there could be a Pavlov’s Dog effect at work, I suppose…

    Dog bless!

  712. 712
    Al Jolson says:

    I’m planning a comeback.

  713. 713
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Great call !! They both succeeded !

    How come I was such a Jonah ?

  714. 714

    Ooooh! Got 666 and 700 today.

    Bet himself will unmod someone and ruin it all… :-(

  715. 715
    A thoughtful contributor says:

    ‘t would seem so. When I was there in the mid 1980s it really was a nice part of Africa to live in (both Zim and RSA). Regrettably it is the same worldwide; give a country back to the natives and in less than 10 years it will revert to the way it was before colonial improvements. Guaranteed. I like that part of the world, but I doubt I shall ever go back now. Why go looking for trouble?

  716. 716
    The Colonel says:

    When the big hand’s on the one then it’s time for a test firing.

  717. 717
    A thoughtful contributor says:

    Best news I’ve read all day. Let’s hope the rest of the events get equally enthusiastic attendance.

    Did you see those daft buggers standing in the rain today for two hours – just watch a bunch of bikers go by in about 10 seconds? Must be something in the Surrey water.

  718. 718
    English Liberation Front says:

    Probably because the current Common Purpose incumbent of No.10 can’t afford them because all the money goes in foreign aid to other nuclear nations like India or friendly nations like Argentina.

  719. 719
    A thoughtful contributor says:

    Yay! Something the Brits won for a change!

  720. 720
    Captain Nemo says:

    Shami caused Liberty to founder, more like.

  721. 721
    Anonymous says:

    Is there a difference between socialism and national socialism?.
    I’m pretty sure liebor won’t fuck up next time they get in,they’ll rig the voting system properly so we have a permanent liebor government.
    Then they will use the nhs to kill off all the indigenous white working class folk!

  722. 722
    A thoughtful contributor says:

    and don’t forget the popcorn while you are there. You’ve got another two weeks of this stuff coming up.

  723. 723
    A thoughtful contributor says:

    That’s because thick bouncers won’t let anybody over the age of 12 in.

  724. 724
    A Banker says:

    Can we have all the money ‘invested’ in these sports ‘stars’ back as they are clearly failing the country?

    Will the chant in the stadium be “What a waste of money” soon?

    Suggest UK athletics closed down – some time on the dole might focus some of the stars minds.

  725. 725

    Also known as the Yorkshire Broom with similar numbers.

  726. 726

    Sorry I put Frank Boff on your last Christmas Card.

    Don’t know what I was thinking about…

  727. 727
    Cetshwayo says:

    Yeah…well…shit happens.

  728. 728
    anonymous says:

    Coe is a c’unt

    All tory boys are c’unts

  729. 729
    Anonymous says:

    How kind of us English to give them employment, no one else would have bothered I’m sure.

  730. 730
    Empty Seat says:

    Let’s hope the BBC have their way and “empty seats” are re-allocated to anybody who turns up. Then they can blame the Tories for the empty seats in the first place, and the chaos and disappointment caused when people turn up and don’t get a re-allocated ticket.

  731. 731
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    Wouldn’t mind a sniff of her bike seat !

  732. 732
    A Cynic says:

    The Olympics is one big circle-jerk where UK black athletes compete against World black athletes while the organisers launder tax-payers’ money through their friends’ businesses into tax-free bank accounts.

  733. 733
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    Will she still get her fee ?
    Seems that’s the only reason these demic’s hang on to their place

  734. 734
    BBC mong says:

    Arse! I knew I was supposed to be somewhere else – but since i did not have to pay anyway….

  735. 735
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    One never knows for how long such indulgence (as in “the sale of”) will continue and so one continues to use the tried-and-true avoidance techniques so as not to have to wonder whether one will have to wait hours before one sees one’s post, should the Master, or the Young Marse, have changed their minds again.
    Spe*aking of indulgence, perhaps the proprietors have been doing a little bit thereof (in another sense of the word)? It’s gone six bloody p.m. and no new post for Sunday, July 29, 2012– what gives?

  736. 736
    Number 10 Press Mong says:

    The Olympics have been very successful – all those sucking at the public teat have had their fill and, all the public suckers can foot the bill.

  737. 737
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    I wish the ladies beach volleyball the very best of luck with the added handicap of the Benny Hill theme tune blasting out.

    This warrants a referral to Leveson !

  738. 738
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    “No-one has contributed more to our athletes than you”

  739. 739
    and another thing says:

    because of my guidance the teamGB medal tally has seen an astonishing 100% growth

  740. 740
    Tachybaptus says:

    Don’t you know that Guido spends Sunday prostrate before a statue of the Virgin? And Neo-G spends it, well, prostrate anyway.

  741. 741
    The Biased Bullshitting Cuntz - never knowingly telling the truth says:

    The are too many union jacks on display – they upset the cameras!

  742. 742
    I'm glad says:

    you included the word ‘almost’ . . .

  743. 743
    Blowing Whistles says:

    As previously mentioned – there are a lot of angry Polar Bears out there. So the likes of Johan Hari[Kari] and others (e.g. Huhne, Davey, E Milipede, Zac Gold(ilocks of 3 bears fame)smith should be mindful if one of that army breaks cover.

    The Polar Bears have been ripped off because of the financial and profiteering greed of those who have used them …

    Be careful if you go down to the woods at any time…!!!!!!

  744. 744

    Whilst we apostates continue unabated.

  745. 745
    not a machine says:

    Harriets legal team (hawkeye and co :motto if they dangle we will hang them ) :following incident of Canada vs GB , of ladies volly ball contest , we shall be holding a public inquiry as clearly a breech of unsolicited humour has occured during a rainy day at horseguards . We have taken pictures of smirking men at the event and want the full weight of the law and maximun sentence of 41 yrs in jail , to be applied to anyone exhibiting the standards of the tabloids . Jack has offered to go and monitor the events for me and take pictures , good man that he is clearing all his dairy so he can help out .Will ensure that sexbomb is not played at mens volley ball event , nor that bad taste advert for chocolate confectionary which has full monty parody , would be wrong to sentence women for that …..

    All the same has to be one of those LOL moments even if you have to be of a certain vintage to understand it , hard to imagine such a show had such massive audiences in Thames TV days . Little know fact about Benny Hill is that he researched so many clown acts , treated there profession very studiously

  746. 746
    Bloody bastard says:

    I just love a woman on her cycle !

  747. 747
    In E says:

    You means “their” doncha , babes ?

    You guys still discussin the weeks viewin stats then ??

    Respect !!

  748. 748
    Bloody bastard says:

    Jack should take Richard Timney with him They can volley each others balls

  749. 749
    So bored, I could eat my hand says:

    Yes, In E. These figures are truly fascinating: 517,466 pages *creams himself*

  750. 750
    48 MEDALS MY ARSE ha ha ha ! says:

    12 Billion for the “LimpDick Lames” sounds about one Billion quids a medal for what our no hopers will get !

  751. 751
    48 MEDALS MY ARSE ha ha ha ! says:

    They will be sucking it for the next 20 years until the poor old fucking taxpayer has paid it off !

  752. 752
    Johan Hari says:

    As previously mentioned – there are a lot of angry Polar Bears out there. So the likes of Blowing Whistles and others (e.g. Huhne, Davey, E Milipede, Zac Gold(ilocks of 3 bears fame)smith should be mindful if one of that army breaks cover.

    The Polar Bears have been ripped off because of the financial and profiteering greed of those who have used them …

    Be careful if you go down to the woods at any time…!!!!!!

  753. 753
    In E says:

    Oh , right . Thet is quite impressive numbers , I spose .

    I’s had a lovely day , thank you for askin . Jus *waved* goodbye to the last stragglers , an that .

    It were nice to touch a real person again but wouldn’t wanna do it evry day , I don’t thinks .

  754. 754
    T.B£iar - the People's Messiah says:

    I agree; and all socialist scum are arseoles.

  755. 755
    A Dodgy Sprocket says:

    I could have done with a classical concert conducted by Sir Simon Rattle, (with Mr Bean, if you must), a rendition of several patriotic songs and the march of the athletes. The whole thing , with a speech or two and the gas lighting could have been over in a couple of hours.

  756. 756
    So bored, I could eat my hand says:

    Mmmm. “…visitors visited 294,645 times…” *knocks one out*. Party?

  757. 757
    A Dodgy Sprocket says:

    According to Lord Coe, the ‘Olympic Family’ is still trying to make up its mind what it is doing and therefore the chairs are not available to let local school children sit on them.

  758. 758
    not a machine says:

    I would never have thought that the anger of nation can be balanced so much on if Guidos down the pub …… suggest ponder if some of you are playing with pnone too much and not talking to partner ???

  759. 759
    In E says:

    Yeah !! Little family thingy .

    It were funny talkin an not havin to type, tho . I woz charmin as ever an uncle Jim were on form .

    Thirty or so . Fuckin gannets , tho . By the time I got to the food , it were a few limp lettuce leaves an a half-eaten pasty so i jus went back to the wine table .

    you had a nice day ??

  760. 760
    Penny says:

    drops

  761. 761
    So bored, I could eat my hand says:

    Not really. Women’s beach volleyball, mainly. Mmmmm, 100,816! *instant boner*

  762. 762
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Children's Song Service says:

    If you go down in the woods today, you’re sure of a big surprise
    If you go down in the woods today, you’d better go in disguise:

  763. 763
    Farthing says:

    over there >>>

  764. 764
    So bored, I could eat my hand says:

    CRMM got 666 and 700 so we cracked open the last bottle of Lucozade. Other than that, diddly squit.

  765. 765
    In E says:

    Penny dropped??!! I knows ;)

  766. 766
    not a machine says:

    comon Becky the fate of Mansfield rests on this Olyimpics

  767. 767
    Jayne says:

    It’s like Groundhog Day – I’ve seen this car-crash thousands of times.

  768. 768
    Groat says:

    M0db0t been playing up but actually glad it did.

    laters

  769. 769
    WD40 says:

    Yeah, I know what you mean. He has his uses.

  770. 770
    The Tit in No 10 says:

    I will !

  771. 771
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Is she in the darts team, dear?

  772. 772
    Gordon Brown says:

    I purchased a truffle hunting pig

    The first time I took it out we ended up at the Kirkaldy barnch of Thorntons

  773. 773
    chuckram says:

    Love a nice innie…

    *licks slowly but with determination*

  774. 774
    DZ says:

    I am freezing rings of dog shit

    On friday I shall assemble my special flag

  775. 775
    Meedia Geedo says:

    NO requests that we rush out and buy the Daily Star Sunday to read the Geedo column??

    He hasn’t been sacked already, has he?

    I thought it was doing so well. LOL.

  776. 776
    Nurse Botha says:

    Yes, dear. You’re drunk, aren’t you Mr. Brown? If you really must chunder, please use the ashtrays provided. The ladies don’t want a repeat of the slipper-squelching episode, do they?

  777. 777
    Nurse Botha says:

    Don’t …

    ..get me started, dear.

  778. 778
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    the pooooopa scooooopa flag ?

  779. 779
    Raleigh Chipper says:

    Will The Sunday Times have him? He could reach even fewer readers then.
    Next stop … The Beano ….

  780. 780
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Jesus. if Adlington wins a gold in the 800 they will have to delay the rest of the swimming programme whilst the BBC commentators are given cardiac resusitation. Overreaction or what? She won a bronze you twats.

  781. 781
    Nurse Botha says:

    My typing gets worse by the year, dear.

    I meant to say: Do get me started, chucky.

  782. 782
    Babewatch says:

    If our women can’t manage a gold medal, it would at least be some recompense if they didn’t look like a boris bus end. Some of the ruskies manage to look good AND win at tennis, for example. Our lot can’t do either.

  783. 783
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    or just
    P o o o P
    ……o o

  784. 784
    Hugh Janus says:

    And while we have saturation coverage of the Olympics, those ministers still at their posts will be burying bad news in vast quantities…..

  785. 785
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Well at least the Virtual winner of the Caption Contest has been posted up – on that blog. Said winner is the proud owner of a Virtual new Ferrari – to whizz around in – in their own mind and dreams.

  786. 786
    Rock Kaker says:

    Guido’s a canny vagina – he’s just dipping his toe into several pies to see what comes up.

  787. 787
    Blowing Whistles says:

    To Jo’bloatedinhisownego’han Hari

    Blowing Whistles – just happens to have a nice paper trail of emails.

    Blow that up yer Rse – fatboy.

  788. 788
    Anonymous says:

    Thanks for all the fun.

  789. 789
    chevron says:

    >>>

  790. 790
    Saffron says:

    Have we won anything yet?,and as for that opening pile of dogshite left wing crap it really makes one wonder how far this once proud land has fallen.

  791. 791
    Stayin Alive says:

    Say what you like about the Olympics ceremony, you have to give kudos to whoever decided to play the Bee Gees when the team from Fiji came out.

  792. 792
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    That is the same programme I receive on channels one to five, dear. The ending is rather predictable though.

  793. 793
    Sonny boy says:

    All that tax and lottery money that’s been paid out to produce winners and we come third that’s just as bad a coming last, it means zero , can we have our money back please.

  794. 794
    bonkers uncle albert says:

    Insanity does run in your family tho innit?

  795. 795
    Sonny boy says:

    Are they standing on a large Cadburys milk chocolate bar?.

  796. 796
    a once proud nation reduced to a grovelling mess says:

    Ooh look mummy……mummy look at me mummy, I’m being inclusive and celebrating diversity, look, look, look mummy, mummy!!

  797. 797
    I don't need no doctor says:

    There are no gold medals, Gordon Brown sold all of our gold.

  798. 798
    Aunty Matter says:

    You wait till be get the closing ceremony, you think you’ve been brainwashed now, wait until then, I hear that Hattiehatmenperson, Diane Fatbutt, Polly Toynbee and Yasmin Alabi Brown will all be carrying the flag of the lesbian sisterhood into the stadium to the music of KD Lang.

  799. 799
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    That depends on how you would define ‘insanity’, dear.

  800. 800
    You slag it, you watch it? says:

    Which tune?

  801. 801
    Ed Balls - Shallow Chancer says:

    Cheer up ! He exchanged the Gold for euros.

    Er, hold on…….

  802. 802
    a sign of madness says:

    Er, replying to your own comments for a start dear.

  803. 803
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    is anybody keeping count of the number of transgenders at Oxford ?

    http://news.sky.com/story/966433/oxford-bows-to-pressure-over-men-and-skirts

  804. 804
    garden shed Star-reader says:

    I can’t for the life of me think what a Sunday Star reader would find of interest in anyhting Guido has had to say.

  805. 805
    Anonymous says:

    STAYING ALIVE!!!

  806. 806
    garden shed Star-reader says:

    Those wavy red underlines just make me press ‘submit comment’ even quicker.

  807. 807
    Sir Vycal Smears says:

    I’m concerned about these NHS cock-ups! And just what were those nurses doing in the Arena?

  808. 808
    wasted money says:

    how much lottery funding was wasted on this oul failure?

  809. 809
    Living in 98 percent Merseyside says:

    Is it taking place on the Mersey?

  810. 810
    wasted money says:

    “I’ll learn from this for the future”

    Fucking hell, whats the point of learning from this for the future, when the biggest days you’ll ever have in your sporting life are now, the days we funded you to produce a winning performance on .. not trail in 7th

  811. 811
    Parasitical says:

    They were trade union organisers

  812. 812
    Anonymous says:

    You’ll get a visit from the branding police special dogshit logo division.

  813. 813
    Oyrish Failure, begorrah!! ! says:

    What? NO requests that we rush out and buy the Da*ily St*ar Su*nday to read the Gweeedoo column??

    He hasn’t been sacked already, has he? Ha ha ha ha !!!!

    I thought it was doing so well.

  814. 814
    Dick the Prick says:

    The Orrifice of Budgetary Responsibility published last week that immigration should exceed 700,000 per year for fucking ever just to keep this bullshit train on the road. The state is dead – if you can’t fund yourself, may as well go fuck yourself. Local government is almost irrelevant, Westminster a talking shop and the EU just whoring – I can’t see a theory about any of it other than a Keynsian retort to exerting effort at work. To make something of value, to change things for the better but all it seems to be is a lazy, idle, indolent cash cow for hundreds of civil servants, officers, managers yet who just distribute budgets only in their salary alone yet unable to bring to the table anything to fund options, plans – some kind of action. It’s neither lefty or righty to say how government operates at the moment but numbers don’t lie. If people want government in their lives then fuck ‘em. I’d run and run very fast.

  815. 815
  816. 816
    Typical poster here watching Olympics says:

    Nìggèrs and fàggots! Nìggèrs and fàggots! Nìggèrs and fàggots! Nìggèrs and fàggots!

  817. 817
    Dick the Prick says:

    Fucking hell TaT – got a promotion lad? Well done you

  818. 818
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Sharon Davies has aged well though.

    http://www.maxim.co.uk/front_website/gallery.php?id=502

    You would wouldn’t you?

  819. 819
    A lying cheating useless two-faced hypocritical pretentious pontificating fuckwit (no, not Gordo) says:

    I am the last hope this country has of escaping the clutches of the €USSR. You suckers do trust me don’t you? – !!

    Hahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!

    Now – Charley old chum, – where’s the next Wind Farm going?

  820. 820
    Sir Vycal Smears says:

    Providing it was the placement of the male organ in the female place nature provided for it, – then fine!

    The proctologists have all the dirty stuff of shit stained exudates from bum boys.

  821. 821
    A passing psychiatrist says:

    This is called projection. But it is not a very interesting example, so you can get off the couch and fuck off.

  822. 822
    48 MEDALS MY ARSE ha ha ha ! says:

    Up to now all our so called hot favorites have all gone tits up Adlington Cavendish and some other woman with a bike were supposed to just turn up andthe medals were theirs

    Yeh Right !

  823. 823
    Ian de Meposta says:

    I’m in two minds about that.

  824. 824
    Mimsy Gove says:

    Do they teach them to count at Oxford these days ?

  825. 825
    Charlie, Aged 9 and a bit says:

    Just below your bottom-hole, PM. Stand still, FFS.

  826. 826
  827. 827
    What Nick was trying to articulate says:

  828. 828
    Jimmy says:

    “a lot of Irish Catholics described themselves as “West Britons”.”

    The bollocks people pick up on the internet is quite alarming sometimes.

  829. 829
    Anonymous says:

    And over a hundred today by its incompetence in managing critical data?

    Fucking outrageous that around 6,000 lives are being lost each year because the NHS has been unable to standardise its system of recording and monitoring critical signs on patients charts!

    A classic example of NHS failure: http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19001271

  830. 830
    not a machine says:

    mmmm I sometimes wonder about the timing of these things, while Uk enjoys its sporting time in the global spotlight , the Eurozone and European central banks along with the BOE will be doing their monthly briefings , for nearly 23 months the EU has delayed , put off doing much about anything as regards the huge debts contained within the EU and eurozone . It has not cut EU spending spending (indeed its just got a 2.8% increase ) , it is not sure if Greece has done sufficient to pass next tranche of bailout and Spain is thought to be around 350bn euros for the part bailout and 650bn for the full one .
    So Mr Draghi starts off the rabbit chase with nice round of euro will not fail and everything will be done to support it and remedy is more europe , euro rallies slightly , now we have briefed that some more phonecalls have taken place and Mr Draghi is considering large scale bond purchases , Mr Junkers also chips in with a do everything we can to save euro , and euro /markets rally . Well Mr Draghi now believes he can present the final kitchen effort .

    Now I guess by this time having had the PMs veto ensure that those countries who wanted EU institutions different to eurozone ones will have caused a bit of a problem , Quite how Mr Junker will underwrite Mr Draghis bond buying is perhaps the question to ponder , for Mr Junker has to explain how much bad debt he is going to underwrite even though it is disguised as lending to the Mr Draghi , Mr Draghi in turn has to explain if he takes on too much bad debt , if the euro becomes technically worthless . The interesting aspect it would seem to me of this new direction is if Mr Junkers buys bonds direct as well as lending Mr Drahgi the money to do the same , thereby stuffing the european central bank with a load of debt , yet enabling the euro to not sink as much , because balance sheet appears correct .

    Mr Draghi is a clever man , went to same colledge as Stiglitz , he perhaps would like the imperative of euro bonds as security , but he no doubt is facing the long predicted slow down , which is affecting the Franco german core . He does not have the fiscal union and banking legislation so either , we have speech outlining rapid implimenation of Fiscal and banking Union or Mr Draghi and Mr Junkers are going to be on modest bond purchase scheme, I say modest as clearly he cannot go big as we then start talking about figures of over 1trn euros (it is thought 2.5 trn euros is ultimate the scale last figs i saw if such things are reliable )
    some think a haircut is in the package as well on the back of the 2.8% contribution increase

    As ever we have got excited before , so is this the week ? As ever with Mr Draghi and Mr Junkers the latin in cauda venenum seems the only bit you need to know . Delay is only incidis in Scyllam cupiens vitare Charybdim .
    still lets wait and see , if its all talk and no trousers yet again .

  831. 831
    A thoughtful contributor says:

    “Sensitive wee flower”. Like a pansy you mean?

  832. 832
    not a machine says:

    come to think about it , is he trying to foster a eurosceptic outburst just when we are hosting the olympics …… how kind …

  833. 833
    Ann Elephantine-Memory (Ms) says:

    If I recall correctly, last week there was a note to the effect that the writer was going on his holidays for a while so there would be no offerings for a week or two.

    You lot should try to keep up at the back.

  834. 834
    Ann Elephantine-Memory (Ms) says:

    See above. He’s on holiday – twit.

  835. 835
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Mass unemployment throughout Europe is no doubt a small price to pay to keep the dreams of a soviet style Europe a reality.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/technology/2012/jul/28/isecurity-services-emails-social-media?newsfeed=true

    “Britain has quietly agreed to new European standards on electronic communications”

    As if she had any choice but to obey her masters.

    Wake up apathetic Tories.

  836. 836
  837. 837
    not a machine says:

    curae leves loquuntur ingentes stupent

  838. 838
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    I think you mean ‘open arse’.

  839. 839
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    Just educating the unwashed.

  840. 840
    Expat Geordie says:

    Pity only 14 of the defenders of Rorkes Drift were actually Welsh. 18 were from Monmouthshire though, although at the time Monmouthshire wasn’t in Wales. In fact there were more Irish (22) defending Rorkes Drift than there were “proper” Welshmen.

    Ah, a great day for the defenders of Rorkes Drift – B Company, 24th Regiment of Foot, Royal WARWICKSHIRE Regiment.


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