July 27th, 2012

Video: Boris Rallies Hyde Park


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Was pure class !

  2. 2
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Was very very funny, can you imagine if it had been Cameron or Red Ed? It would have been awful.

  3. 3
    Stobrith says:

    It just proves what my father always used to say,,….” They’re not all locked up yet, lad!”

  4. 4
    Old Holborn says:

    Bread and Circuses for ALL

  5. 5
    SP4BS says:

    I find it a little disconcerting. I mean, he’s OK, he’s a laugh, but what is this all about?

    “I’ve never seen anything quite like this”. I have, had a barbacue the other night. too much ligher fluid.

    As for the personality cult, who else in the west could Conjure unknown offspring to take over like the Kim family do.

  6. 6
  7. 7
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Right up your alley, Sally.

  8. 8
    Krusty The Clown says:

    Fuck off you old slapper.

  9. 9
    jgm2 says:

    I like Boris. The UK is fucked. We might as well have somebody in charge who is a bit of a laugh as opposed to utterly incompetent (Brown), totally disinterested (Dave) or totally vacant (Ned x2).

    Londoners like Boris. No fucker likes Ken.

  10. 10
    jgm2 says:

    We’ve already paid for a private big screen at your house.

    Are we expected to believe that you don’t have free tickets?

  11. 11
    Only 16 days 11 hours 52 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    I haven’t watched the video above, but from the description, are you sure it’s not the Nuremberg Rally?

  12. 12
    mwnciboo says:

    “Team GB are gonna win more Gold, Silver and Bronze than you would need to bail out Greece and Spain” Dear god that’s funny, but I am surprised there hasn’t been some EU criticism of Boris Bashing the EU.

  13. 13
    Kevin T says:

    That’s an awful lot of people with nothing better to do on a Thursday afternoon than watch someone light a fire.

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  15. 15
    Lord of the Manor says:

    I like this chappie enough to vote for him for PM

  16. 16
    Only 16 days 11 hours 51 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Maybe she sold them.

  17. 17
    Yorkie says:

    Well there’s nowt up t’North for us who are paying for your entertainment and getting nowt back!!!

  18. 18

    Erm, and the name of this blog is?

  19. 19
    jgm2 says:

    Liking your moniker but if you think the Olympics is bad wait until the TV is saturated with wheelchair volleyball and T3 100m heats (whatever the fuck that is) for another two weeks afterwards.

  20. 20

    Without much bread.

    I don’t like it either but Boris does have some class, something we have almost lost.

  21. 21
    James says:

    I think they might be called tourists? We like them. They bring money.

  22. 22
    Kevin T says:

    Ha ha ha, now if the fire was in the House of Commons we’d all make time!

  23. 23
    Sally the scrounger says:

    We’ve already spent £1,320 on a shower screen for her and there’s this big screen too.

    “Documents revealed Mrs Bercow asked Commons officials for a larger TV, a DVD player”


  24. 24
    ac1 says:

    Triumph of Boris’ will.

  25. 25
    jgm2 says:

    ‘Enough gold, silver and bronze medals to bail out Spain and Greece put together’.


  26. 26
    Marina says:

    At least he’s not a gayer.

  27. 27
    SP4BS says:

    quite sure, its definately not in Nuremberg.

    Good use of the repeated phrase and crowd participation. Not seen anything like that since Freddy Mercury had them all waving their hands in time at Live aid.

  28. 28
    Defen Strate says:

    The Olympics is a competition between states from around the world. States who are also bashing the EU so why shouldn’t Boris be allowed a go?

  29. 29
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    I have heard my name screamed out on many an occasion. Boaz.

  30. 30
    Jon Snow says:

    I thought CH 4 had bought up the rights to the Spazolympics. If so then I doubt more than half a dozen will watch them.

  31. 31
    SpAd says:

    Or Ken Livingstone.

    As Johnny Rotten pointed out, Ken is a man who could suck the fun and enjoyment out of almost anything.

  32. 32
    just asking says:

    Who would the Guardian prefer to light the fire in the stadium tonight?
    Abu Hamza or Julian Assange?

  33. 33
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Where was livingslime while Boris was in the lime light?

    My guess is he’s under a damp rock somewhere fiddleing his taxes and cursing Bojo.

  34. 34
    fuck off Cameron, you bore me says:

    Didnt he need a script to squint down at every two seconds?

  35. 35
    Dudley Zoo says:

    Taxi for Cameron

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    Prince of Turkey says:

    He’s a winner, no doubt in an age of personality and populism he should be the next Tory Leader. He’d be election dynamite and we have no one else who is that. Now, how to get him into the Commons in time… I fear Osborne, he’d be a Gordon Brown mark 2, let’s not do that…

  37. 37
    Roundell says:

    Guys at the Guardian must have been fealling sick hearing the chanting “Boris, Boris, Boris” – Good

  38. 38
    arsehole of nowhere says:

    and well done to Boris for smashing it back past Romney. Enough of this special relationship crap.

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    mwnciboo says:

    Seriously, that’s such a stupid statement me replying is giving you attention you do not deserve. Nuremberg Rally indeed, I don’t see 30,000+ Military personnel marching around in formations, or the National Leader being adored by a National Cult or a Giant Stadium full of Party Officials…..Seriously Boris cracking a few funnies on a Stage with people watching isn’t Nuremberg.

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    99.9999% of the UK Population says:

    The place to get the best grand stand view is Damascus so please take the dwarf with you as well, enjoy

    Just get one way flight tickets…….

    Then fcuk OFF parasitic slapper…..

  41. 41
    Spartacus says:

    ken for chancellor

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    remember him? says:

    Can we be sure that the crowd weren’t screaming for Norris, though?

  43. 43
    bollocks but funny says:

    the geigercounter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale

  44. 44
    do me a favour says:

    Are you near Bridlington?
    Someone’s drawn an Olympic logo in the sand…

  45. 45
    SP4BS says:

    Someone who’s got a gold medal and has won a big competion recently?

  46. 46
    Boris!!! says:

    Who’s the daddy?

  47. 47
    T'mill says:

    Now you know how it feels for Londoners most of the time as we see our taxes going to pay for the underclasses up in the North to celebrate diversity.

  48. 48
    Cilla says:

    Unlikely, Chuck.

  49. 49
    At last a bloody Tory politician who isn't afraid to be a Tory says:

    The next leader of the Conservative Party after May 2015 as both Cameron and Osborne crash and burn and Prime Minister in 2020. Go Boris !!!!!

  50. 50
    wavygravy says:

    Yup. People get the politicians they deserve

  51. 51
    I've seen Boris's Tackle says:

    And it was a german on the receiving end!

  52. 52
    jgm2 says:

    Wait until you see the opening ceremony though. NHS nurses.

    For fuck’s sake.

    Why not a massive Kimjongilia display too.

  53. 53
    Mornington Crescent says:

    True – and if I wanted a pair of huge tits in charge, like the current set-up, I’d rather have Katie Price.

    But Johnson is a even more of a two-faced politician than most of ‘em. Far from being a Europhobe, he wants us as deep in the EU as Dave, Nick or Ed does – with the addition of Turkey, on the spurious grounds that he has Turkish roots.

    He’s good entertainment value but let’s leave it at that.

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    Only 16 days 11 hours 22 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    My moniker refers to the real Olympics, not the politically-correct pretend Olympics that follows.

  55. 55
    Anonymous says:

    He’s huddled up with Bob Crowe and Mark Serwotka somewhere being fucking miserable.

  56. 56
    jgm2 says:

    The UK is fucked. Entertainment is all we have to look forward to.

  57. 57
    Anonymous says:

    WTF did we do to deserve Bliar and Brown?

  58. 58
    Politico watch says:

    If only that were true. What people get are the politicians that the politicians’ parties say they should have. Boris (and Ken) are the exceptions as both their parties think they are out and out liabilities.

  59. 59
    For King and County says:

    Go on Boris.. nut him in the bollocks!

  60. 60
    Aunty Matter says:

    How’s she going to see the screen lying on her back?

  61. 61
    jgm2 says:

    We kept paying the telly tax. It’s our own fault.

  62. 62
    Aunty Matter says:

    Londoners did the same last year, only it was a furniture shop in Croydon.

  63. 63
    Anonymous says:

    All those newts running around..

  64. 64
    Aunty Matter says:

    That was VERY funny.

  65. 65
    Hear Hear says:

  66. 66
    Snotsicle says:

    Hunt just dropped a clanger (literally).

  67. 67
    The Games Committee says:

    It now expects 650% of the Games Contestants from Africa will seek asylum here during the Games & up to 5 years afterwards. The (useless) Border Agency will
    will ensure (not) to search for any of them even if informed 20 times via its anonymous (defunct) hot line for reporting these over stayers. The agency will
    (not) take a strong line to ensure they are immediately removed from the country but will give every advice & help in claiming as much benefits as possible for them including all there dependants back home where ever that maybe. Of course the (useless) Border Agency is looking forward to receiving the large bonus as promised in 2007 by the ZanuLieLabor (mis)administration.

    The Games Committee is working around the clock to ensure as many contestants as possible decide to stay here for ever.

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Bit harsh eh?
    Soldiers who have had their legs blown off in Afghanistan are still more of a man than you’ll ever be.

  69. 69
    jgm2 says:

    If you say so.

    Doesn’t mean I want to watch them playing wheelchair volleyball though.

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    Credit where its due says:

    To be fair you can’t count Bliar, as he being the triple six headed horned one he would have gained power regardless. As for Brown, well no one voted him to be PM.

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    Funambulist says:

    If the British weather reasserts itself in 16 days, they will be the Para-pluie Olympics…

  72. 72
    UKIP.i.am says:

    The same way as Sam has to. Via an overhead cam-shaft.

  73. 73
    Great British Public says:


  74. 74
    SP4BS says:

    Be fair, they will be quite hard to catch up with.

  75. 75
    Incapable Vince says:

    Fuck off, that’s mine for the taking.

  76. 76
    Yorkie says:

    Good riposte but you’ve got all the royals, MPs, celebrities, westminster villages, BBC shirkers & rent boys, media types etc…

  77. 77
    AC1 says:

    It’s enjoying the feeling you get on a roller-coaster ,but it being a crashing plane on a one way trip.

  78. 78
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    650% Is that how much Gold has increased since I sold all of the Nation’s ?

    I was expecting a 0% increase.

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    jgm2 says:

    Yep. Boris is the band on the deck of the Titanic.

  80. 80
    Anonymous says:

    The BBC has spent millions moving up north.

  81. 81
    Managing the decline says:

    I can see it now, this Olympic opening ceremony is going to be so cool Britannia and lefty luvvie multi-cult.

  82. 82
    Only 16 days 10 hours 57 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    “Soldiers who have had their legs blown off in Afghanistan are still more of a man than you’ll ever be.”

    I doubt it. After all, I wasn’t stupid enough to join the army and get my legs blown off, defending a government that’s legalised ra*pe.

    Just sayin’.

  83. 83
    JC says:

    Huh, I don’t remember knife-raping any nuns recently….

  84. 84
    Girl with the Golden Bogie says:

    I bet the weasel Cameron is running his finger round the inside of his collar and gulping.

  85. 85
    Olympiad Denier says:

    Just like Berlin in ’36 (or was it Nuremburg)?

  86. 86
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I have heard of Chlamidya but I have never heard of Olympomania

  87. 87
    Rinka Scott says:

    If Boris were to give up on politics he could make a real killing on the after dinner circuit

  88. 88
    Andy Pandy says:

    Is it going to feature blokes dressed in womens’ tights?

  89. 89
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    I am looking forward to October and the Olympic Stadium turning over a real profit for the good old London Taxpayer

  90. 90
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    The other morning I found a weasel in my plastic bin bags.

    He ran off in the general direction of the Olympic Stadium.

    If Group 4 miss him lets hope one of our troops shoot him before the ceremony.

  91. 91
    Bluebottle says:

    And politicians end up with the taxpayers they deserve too.

  92. 92
    do me a favour says:

    And millions more setting up temporary studios back in the capital when the big events happen.

  93. 93
    Ken Livingshite says:

    Enough of this… Welcome all to this beacon of Islam… I hereby dedicate these games to Hugo Chavez and his struggle against Capitalism and indeed success in all it’s forms.

    All Athletes may run half way around the track, but must all hold hands and cross the line together…

    You may all now get out the special prayer mats provided and honour Allah.

  94. 94
    keredybretsa says:

    Boris has to be the next tenant in 10 Downing Street.

  95. 95
    Loftus Road says:

    That’s why he got my vote.

    Livingstone would have mentioned something about Thatcher, Winnie Mandela and newts.

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    A Firm Pair Of breasts says:

    Fuhrer Boris!

  97. 97
    Cilla says:

    Olympomania is something you definitely don’t want to catch – extremely nasty.

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    Shire Tory says:

    + several!

  99. 99
    Princess XXX says:

    Not by me pervert.

  100. 100
    texasgoat says:

    With Boris, the EU would not have to depend on Soviet gas.

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    John Terry says:

    I think they should all be nurses. In crisp uniforms with short skirts, but not black ones.

  102. 102
    Abdel from Tooting says:

    What idiot decided to hold these games during Ramadan?

  103. 103
    Anonymous says:

    A little late for NFL Europe…

  104. 104
    Pickled Wizard says:

    especially in greece or spain

  105. 105
    jiver says:

    Wasn’t it Ken Livingstone who helped us win the bid to host the games? If it wasn’t for him we might have had no games at all!

  106. 106
    2112 says:

    Wouldn’t that have been a tragedy?

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