July 27th, 2012

Video: Boris Rallies Hyde Park


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  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Was pure class !

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  2. 2
    Drop a Daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    Was very very funny, can you imagine if it had been Cameron or Red Ed? It would have been awful.

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  3. 3
    Stobrith says:

    It just proves what my father always used to say,,….” They’re not all locked up yet, lad!”

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  4. 4
    Old Holborn says:

    Bread and Circuses for ALL

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  5. 5
    SP4BS says:

    I find it a little disconcerting. I mean, he’s OK, he’s a laugh, but what is this all about?

    “I’ve never seen anything quite like this”. I have, had a barbacue the other night. too much ligher fluid.

    As for the personality cult, who else in the west could Conjure unknown offspring to take over like the Kim family do.

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    • 9
      jgm2 says:

      I like Boris. The UK is fucked. We might as well have somebody in charge who is a bit of a laugh as opposed to utterly incompetent (Brown), totally disinterested (Dave) or totally vacant (Ned x2).

      Londoners like Boris. No fucker likes Ken.

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        Mornington Crescent says:

        True – and if I wanted a pair of huge tits in charge, like the current set-up, I’d rather have Katie Price.

        But Johnson is a even more of a two-faced politician than most of ‘em. Far from being a Europhobe, he wants us as deep in the EU as Dave, Nick or Ed does – with the addition of Turkey, on the spurious grounds that he has Turkish roots.

        He’s good entertainment value but let’s leave it at that.

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      UKIP.i.am says:

      Right up your alley, Sally.

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    • 8
      Krusty The Clown says:

      Fuck off you old slapper.

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    • 10
      jgm2 says:

      We’ve already paid for a private big screen at your house.

      Are we expected to believe that you don’t have free tickets?

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      • 16
        Only 16 days 11 hours 51 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

        Maybe she sold them.

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        • 19
          jgm2 says:

          Liking your moniker but if you think the Olympics is bad wait until the TV is saturated with wheelchair volleyball and T3 100m heats (whatever the fuck that is) for another two weeks afterwards.

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          • Jon Snow says:

            I thought CH 4 had bought up the rights to the Spazolympics. If so then I doubt more than half a dozen will watch them.

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          • Only 16 days 11 hours 22 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

            My moniker refers to the real Olympics, not the politically-correct pretend Olympics that follows.

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          • Anonymous says:

            Bit harsh eh?
            Soldiers who have had their legs blown off in Afghanistan are still more of a man than you’ll ever be.

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          • jgm2 says:

            If you say so.

            Doesn’t mean I want to watch them playing wheelchair volleyball though.

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          • Funambulist says:

            If the British weather reasserts itself in 16 days, they will be the Para-pluie Olympics…

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          • Only 16 days 10 hours 57 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

            “Soldiers who have had their legs blown off in Afghanistan are still more of a man than you’ll ever be.”

            I doubt it. After all, I wasn’t stupid enough to join the army and get my legs blown off, defending a government that’s legalised ra*pe.

            Just sayin’.

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      • 23
        Sally the scrounger says:

        We’ve already spent £1,320 on a shower screen for her and there’s this big screen too.

        “Documents revealed Mrs Bercow asked Commons officials for a larger TV, a DVD player”

        http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176420/Speaker-Bercow-spends-1-320-new-shower-screen-taxpayer-funded-Commons-flat.html

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    • 17
      Yorkie says:

      Well there’s nowt up t’North for us who are paying for your entertainment and getting nowt back!!!

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      • 40
        99.9999% of the UK Population says:

        The place to get the best grand stand view is Damascus so please take the dwarf with you as well, enjoy

        Just get one way flight tickets…….

        Then fcuk OFF parasitic slapper…..

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      • 44
        do me a favour says:

        Are you near Bridlington?
        Someone’s drawn an Olympic logo in the sand…

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      • 47
        T'mill says:

        Now you know how it feels for Londoners most of the time as we see our taxes going to pay for the underclasses up in the North to celebrate diversity.

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    • 60
      Aunty Matter says:

      How’s she going to see the screen lying on her back?

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    Only 16 days 11 hours 52 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    I haven’t watched the video above, but from the description, are you sure it’s not the Nuremberg Rally?

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      SP4BS says:

      quite sure, its definately not in Nuremberg.

      Good use of the repeated phrase and crowd participation. Not seen anything like that since Freddy Mercury had them all waving their hands in time at Live aid.

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    • 39
      mwnciboo says:

      Seriously, that’s such a stupid statement me replying is giving you attention you do not deserve. Nuremberg Rally indeed, I don’t see 30,000+ Military personnel marching around in formations, or the National Leader being adored by a National Cult or a Giant Stadium full of Party Officials…..Seriously Boris cracking a few funnies on a Stage with people watching isn’t Nuremberg.

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  8. 12
    mwnciboo says:

    “Team GB are gonna win more Gold, Silver and Bronze than you would need to bail out Greece and Spain” Dear god that’s funny, but I am surprised there hasn’t been some EU criticism of Boris Bashing the EU.

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  9. 13
    Kevin T says:

    That’s an awful lot of people with nothing better to do on a Thursday afternoon than watch someone light a fire.

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  10. 15
    Lord of the Manor says:

    I like this chappie enough to vote for him for PM

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  11. 26
    Marina says:

    At least he’s not a gayer.

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    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Where was livingslime while Boris was in the lime light?

    My guess is he’s under a damp rock somewhere fiddleing his taxes and cursing Bojo.

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  13. 38
    arsehole of nowhere says:

    and well done to Boris for smashing it back past Romney. Enough of this special relationship crap.

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  14. 42
    remember him? says:

    Can we be sure that the crowd weren’t screaming for Norris, though?

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  15. 46
    Boris!!! says:

    Who’s the daddy?



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  16. 48
    Cilla says:

    Unlikely, Chuck.

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  17. 49
    At last a bloody Tory politician who isn't afraid to be a Tory says:

    The next leader of the Conservative Party after May 2015 as both Cameron and Osborne crash and burn and Prime Minister in 2020. Go Boris !!!!!

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  18. 50
    wavygravy says:

    Yup. People get the politicians they deserve

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    • 57
      Anonymous says:

      WTF did we do to deserve Bliar and Brown?

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      • 61
        jgm2 says:

        We kept paying the telly tax. It’s our own fault.

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      • 70
        Credit where its due says:

        To be fair you can’t count Bliar, as he being the triple six headed horned one he would have gained power regardless. As for Brown, well no one voted him to be PM.

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    • 58
      Politico watch says:

      If only that were true. What people get are the politicians that the politicians’ parties say they should have. Boris (and Ken) are the exceptions as both their parties think they are out and out liabilities.

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    • 83
      JC says:

      Huh, I don’t remember knife-raping any nuns recently….

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    • 91
      Bluebottle says:

      And politicians end up with the taxpayers they deserve too.

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  19. 63
    Anonymous says:

    All those newts running around..

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  20. 65
    Hear Hear says:

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  21. 66
    Snotsicle says:

    Hunt just dropped a clanger (literally).

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  22. 67
    The Games Committee says:

    It now expects 650% of the Games Contestants from Africa will seek asylum here during the Games & up to 5 years afterwards. The (useless) Border Agency will
    will ensure (not) to search for any of them even if informed 20 times via its anonymous (defunct) hot line for reporting these over stayers. The agency will
    (not) take a strong line to ensure they are immediately removed from the country but will give every advice & help in claiming as much benefits as possible for them including all there dependants back home where ever that maybe. Of course the (useless) Border Agency is looking forward to receiving the large bonus as promised in 2007 by the ZanuLieLabor (mis)administration.

    The Games Committee is working around the clock to ensure as many contestants as possible decide to stay here for ever.

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    • 74
      SP4BS says:

      Be fair, they will be quite hard to catch up with.

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    • 78
      Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

      650% Is that how much Gold has increased since I sold all of the Nation’s ?

      I was expecting a 0% increase.

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  23. 81
    Managing the decline says:

    I can see it now, this Olympic opening ceremony is going to be so cool Britannia and lefty luvvie multi-cult.

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  24. 84
    Girl with the Golden Bogie says:

    I bet the weasel Cameron is running his finger round the inside of his collar and gulping.

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    • 90
      Abdel from Tooting says:

      The other morning I found a weasel in my plastic bin bags.

      He ran off in the general direction of the Olympic Stadium.

      If Group 4 miss him lets hope one of our troops shoot him before the ceremony.

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  25. 85
    Olympiad Denier says:

    Just like Berlin in ’36 (or was it Nuremburg)?

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    • 89
      Abdel from Tooting says:

      I am looking forward to October and the Olympic Stadium turning over a real profit for the good old London Taxpayer

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  26. 86
    Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

    I have heard of Chlamidya but I have never heard of Olympomania

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  27. 93
    Ken Livingshite says:

    Enough of this… Welcome all to this beacon of Islam… I hereby dedicate these games to Hugo Chavez and his struggle against Capitalism and indeed success in all it’s forms.

    All Athletes may run half way around the track, but must all hold hands and cross the line together…

    You may all now get out the special prayer mats provided and honour Allah.

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  28. 94
    keredybretsa says:

    Boris has to be the next tenant in 10 Downing Street.

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  29. 96
    A Firm Pair Of breasts says:

    Fuhrer Boris!

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  30. 100
    texasgoat says:

    With Boris, the EU would not have to depend on Soviet gas.

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  31. 105
    jiver says:

    Wasn’t it Ken Livingstone who helped us win the bid to host the games? If it wasn’t for him we might have had no games at all!

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