Video: Boris Rallies Hyde Park
Oratory, flags, flames and the crowds screaming a politician’s name? Only Boris could get away with that:
Can you imagine how dull that would have been if Ken had won?
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Ai Weiwei in China fighting the taxman…
“Under totalitarian rule, no one is protected by law. We will all be the same helpless victims. When a country insists on its lies, it’s time for an artist to bring forth change.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Was pure class !
‘Enough gold, silver and bronze medals to bail out Spain and Greece put together’.
Genius.
I have heard my name screamed out on many an occasion. Boaz.
Not by me pervert.
Taxi for Cameron
Guys at the Guardian must have been fealling sick hearing the chanting “Boris, Boris, Boris” – Good
the geigercounter of Olympomania is going to go zoink off the scale
BORIS FOR PM !!
If Boris were to give up on politics he could make a real killing on the after dinner circuit
That’s why he got my vote.
Livingstone would have mentioned something about Thatcher, Winnie Mandela and newts.
Was very very funny, can you imagine if it had been Cameron or Red Ed? It would have been awful.
Or Ken Livingstone.
As Johnny Rotten pointed out, Ken is a man who could suck the fun and enjoyment out of almost anything.
ken for chancellor
Fuck off, that’s mine for the taking.
Didnt he need a script to squint down at every two seconds?
He’s a winner, no doubt in an age of personality and populism he should be the next Tory Leader. He’d be election dynamite and we have no one else who is that. Now, how to get him into the Commons in time… I fear Osborne, he’d be a Gordon Brown mark 2, let’s not do that…
And it was a german on the receiving end!
Go on Boris.. nut him in the bollocks!
A little late for NFL Europe…
It just proves what my father always used to say,,….” They’re not all locked up yet, lad!”
Bread and Circuses for ALL
Without much bread.
I don’t like it either but Boris does have some class, something we have almost lost.
Triumph of Boris’ will.
I find it a little disconcerting. I mean, he’s OK, he’s a laugh, but what is this all about?
“I’ve never seen anything quite like this”. I have, had a barbacue the other night. too much ligher fluid.
As for the personality cult, who else in the west could Conjure unknown offspring to take over like the Kim family do.
I like Boris. The UK is fucked. We might as well have somebody in charge who is a bit of a laugh as opposed to utterly incompetent (Brown), totally disinterested (Dave) or totally vacant (Ned x2).
Londoners like Boris. No fucker likes Ken.
…not even Ken.
True – and if I wanted a pair of huge tits in charge, like the current set-up, I’d rather have Katie Price.
But Johnson is a even more of a two-faced politician than most of ‘em. Far from being a Europhobe, he wants us as deep in the EU as Dave, Nick or Ed does – with the addition of Turkey, on the spurious grounds that he has Turkish roots.
He’s good entertainment value but let’s leave it at that.
The UK is fucked. Entertainment is all we have to look forward to.
It’s enjoying the feeling you get on a roller-coaster ,but it being a crashing plane on a one way trip.
Yep. Boris is the band on the deck of the Titanic.
Right up your alley, Sally.
Fuck off you old slapper.
We’ve already paid for a private big screen at your house.
Are we expected to believe that you don’t have free tickets?
Maybe she sold them.
Liking your moniker but if you think the Olympics is bad wait until the TV is saturated with wheelchair volleyball and T3 100m heats (whatever the fuck that is) for another two weeks afterwards.
I thought CH 4 had bought up the rights to the Spazolympics. If so then I doubt more than half a dozen will watch them.
My moniker refers to the real Olympics, not the politically-correct pretend Olympics that follows.
Bit harsh eh?
Soldiers who have had their legs blown off in Afghanistan are still more of a man than you’ll ever be.
If you say so.
Doesn’t mean I want to watch them playing wheelchair volleyball though.
If the British weather reasserts itself in 16 days, they will be the Para-pluie Olympics…
“Soldiers who have had their legs blown off in Afghanistan are still more of a man than you’ll ever be.”
I doubt it. After all, I wasn’t stupid enough to join the army and get my legs blown off, defending a government that’s legalised ra*pe.
Just sayin’.
We’ve already spent £1,320 on a shower screen for her and there’s this big screen too.
“Documents revealed Mrs Bercow asked Commons officials for a larger TV, a DVD player”
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176420/Speaker-Bercow-spends-1-320-new-shower-screen-taxpayer-funded-Commons-flat.html
Well there’s nowt up t’North for us who are paying for your entertainment and getting nowt back!!!
The place to get the best grand stand view is Damascus so please take the dwarf with you as well, enjoy
Just get one way flight tickets…….
Then fcuk OFF parasitic slapper…..
Are you near Bridlington?
Someone’s drawn an Olympic logo in the sand…
Now you know how it feels for Londoners most of the time as we see our taxes going to pay for the underclasses up in the North to celebrate diversity.
Good riposte but you’ve got all the royals, MPs, celebrities, westminster villages, BBC shirkers & rent boys, media types etc…
The BBC has spent millions moving up north.
And millions more setting up temporary studios back in the capital when the big events happen.
How’s she going to see the screen lying on her back?
The same way as Sam has to. Via an overhead cam-shaft.
I haven’t watched the video above, but from the description, are you sure it’s not the Nuremberg Rally?
quite sure, its definately not in Nuremberg.
Good use of the repeated phrase and crowd participation. Not seen anything like that since Freddy Mercury had them all waving their hands in time at Live aid.
Seriously, that’s such a stupid statement me replying is giving you attention you do not deserve. Nuremberg Rally indeed, I don’t see 30,000+ Military personnel marching around in formations, or the National Leader being adored by a National Cult or a Giant Stadium full of Party Officials…..Seriously Boris cracking a few funnies on a Stage with people watching isn’t Nuremberg.
Wait until you see the opening ceremony though. NHS nurses.
For fuck’s sake.
Why not a massive Kimjongilia display too.
+ several!
I think they should all be nurses. In crisp uniforms with short skirts, but not black ones.
“Team GB are gonna win more Gold, Silver and Bronze than you would need to bail out Greece and Spain” Dear god that’s funny, but I am surprised there hasn’t been some EU criticism of Boris Bashing the EU.
The Olympics is a competition between states from around the world. States who are also bashing the EU so why shouldn’t Boris be allowed a go?
That was VERY funny.
That’s an awful lot of people with nothing better to do on a Thursday afternoon than watch someone light a fire.
Erm, and the name of this blog is?
Ha ha ha, now if the fire was in the House of Commons we’d all make time!
I think they might be called tourists? We like them. They bring money.
Who would the Guardian prefer to light the fire in the stadium tonight?
Abu Hamza or Julian Assange?
Someone who’s got a gold medal and has won a big competion recently?
Londoners did the same last year, only it was a furniture shop in Croydon.
I like this chappie enough to vote for him for PM
At least he’s not a gayer.
Where was livingslime while Boris was in the lime light?
My guess is he’s under a damp rock somewhere fiddleing his taxes and cursing Bojo.
He’s huddled up with Bob Crowe and Mark Serwotka somewhere being fucking miserable.
and well done to Boris for smashing it back past Romney. Enough of this special relationship crap.
Can we be sure that the crowd weren’t screaming for Norris, though?
Who’s the daddy?
Unlikely, Chuck.
The next leader of the Conservative Party after May 2015 as both Cameron and Osborne crash and burn and Prime Minister in 2020. Go Boris !!!!!
Yup. People get the politicians they deserve
WTF did we do to deserve Bliar and Brown?
We kept paying the telly tax. It’s our own fault.
To be fair you can’t count Bliar, as he being the triple six headed horned one he would have gained power regardless. As for Brown, well no one voted him to be PM.
If only that were true. What people get are the politicians that the politicians’ parties say they should have. Boris (and Ken) are the exceptions as both their parties think they are out and out liabilities.
Huh, I don’t remember knife-raping any nuns recently….
And politicians end up with the taxpayers they deserve too.
All those newts running around..
Hunt just dropped a clanger (literally).
It now expects 650% of the Games Contestants from Africa will seek asylum here during the Games & up to 5 years afterwards. The (useless) Border Agency will
will ensure (not) to search for any of them even if informed 20 times via its anonymous (defunct) hot line for reporting these over stayers. The agency will
(not) take a strong line to ensure they are immediately removed from the country but will give every advice & help in claiming as much benefits as possible for them including all there dependants back home where ever that maybe. Of course the (useless) Border Agency is looking forward to receiving the large bonus as promised in 2007 by the ZanuLieLabor (mis)administration.
The Games Committee is working around the clock to ensure as many contestants as possible decide to stay here for ever.
Be fair, they will be quite hard to catch up with.
650% Is that how much Gold has increased since I sold all of the Nation’s ?
I was expecting a 0% increase.
I can see it now, this Olympic opening ceremony is going to be so cool Britannia and lefty luvvie multi-cult.
Is it going to feature blokes dressed in womens’ tights?
I bet the weasel Cameron is running his finger round the inside of his collar and gulping.
The other morning I found a weasel in my plastic bin bags.
He ran off in the general direction of the Olympic Stadium.
If Group 4 miss him lets hope one of our troops shoot him before the ceremony.
Just like Berlin in ’36 (or was it Nuremburg)?
I am looking forward to October and the Olympic Stadium turning over a real profit for the good old London Taxpayer
I have heard of Chlamidya but I have never heard of Olympomania
Olympomania is something you definitely don’t want to catch – extremely nasty.
especially in greece or spain
Enough of this… Welcome all to this beacon of Islam… I hereby dedicate these games to Hugo Chavez and his struggle against Capitalism and indeed success in all it’s forms.
All Athletes may run half way around the track, but must all hold hands and cross the line together…
You may all now get out the special prayer mats provided and honour Allah.
What idiot decided to hold these games during Ramadan?
Boris has to be the next tenant in 10 Downing Street.
Fuhrer Boris!
With Boris, the EU would not have to depend on Soviet gas.
Wasn’t it Ken Livingstone who helped us win the bid to host the games? If it wasn’t for him we might have had no games at all!
Wouldn’t that have been a tragedy?