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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
magic_otter says:
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
nice bottle of Latour and a good opening ceremony…what could be better ?
the missus is just sitting in the fridge so I’ve got
something cool to slip into at half time
Is that Dominic Frisby? It is! Hello Dominic!
Hey my jolly boys! – I’ve had a sherry or ywo and I’m pissed as a LyingScum.
And do u know. – I ;obe my gellow creatires! – even old pressascoff!!
Ha ha hah hah hah !!
Twat
Do you know – I’m so pissed I agr€€!!
Boris is the Main Man from now on for m€!!!
What an odious moron she is.
Has all been rather PC hasn’t it. I saw the BBC presenter having an orgasm because some countries have allowed women to participate.
Danny Boyle’s CD collection has a lot to answer for.
Borrowed from Guido’s iPod.
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+100
Leaked Letter From David Cameron To The British Armed Forces
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“I appreciate that you may be a bit busy at the moment, fighting a pointless war in Afghanistan and looking forward to a summer holiday with your family, but just before I give 20,000 of you the sack would you mind awfully helping out at a small sporting event we are holding in London, later on this month.
You see, I have just given £475,000,000 to a private company called G4S, who were supposed to be handling security arrangements for the London 2012 Olympics, but they appear to have trousered the cash without actually providing an adequate service. However, I have managed to wangle an old warehouse for you to kip down in and some army rations left over from WW2, not ideal I know, but hey you should be used to lack of equipment and facilities by now.
Gotta keep the costs down and all that. LOL.
Many thanks,
David Cameron.
PS Theresa May will sort out the details as I’m off to a sun-kissed beach for 4 weeks. OK, yah!”
I am somewhat confused. I thought it was signed by the last government? Who was that again?
P.S. We had to replace the Guards Band by Arctic Monkeys at the last minute because they were on ticket inspection duty
And tonight we have the Olympic display by the Welsh division of the Bank of England the ceremonial switch on of the next batch of QE tenners.
Does anyone have the phone numbers of both girls in the video? I have visions of both of them at once. Boaz.
Hey Handy, never mind the video. This will be us next week at the women’s volleyball with our privileged tickets, can’t wait. Boaz.
SIR-
Yours, wiping brow and searching for binoculars, Col. M.T. Kernel (rtd.)
Is wimmin’s mud wrestling an Olympic sport yet?
This will be us next week at the women’s volleyball with our privileged tickets, can’t wait. Boaz.
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Except you’ve got Saudi versus Iran
Right on Eric:
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Unemployment is a price worth paying!
25% unemployed in Spain as they try to save the Euro.
Funny how the left have not muttered a word, don’t you think?
It’s incredible that a generation across Europe can be sacrificed on the altar of the Euro…..if they want to free themselves they’re going to have start in the streets. I can’t see how this can go on.
I think it’s in Europe’s DNA to sacrifice a generation every few decades. At least this time it’s been a longer break and doesn’t involve Ypres or the Russian Steppe.
You forgot Poland and Siberia.
What are you on about? The left are up in arms about the sick joke of 50% youth unemployment and 25% general. Have you missed the strikes and protests?
The government is right wing, committed to saving the Euro not the people.
yes and Hollande, the French socialist president is up in arms too about it, haven’t you heard that he is going to do all he can to save the Euro, and that includes having mass unemployment. Surely you must have missed his statements about the 25% unemployment in Spain! He is more interested in saving the euro than peoples jobs, you prat!
let these countries go back to governing themselves with their own currency. It is the only solution
They should have done it 4 years ago and they all would 4 years better on their way to recovery, but they are ofcourse now 4 years worse off!
It’s an elementary principle of building design that providing fire exits encourages people to be careless with naked flames. Best not to bother with them.
V. Good sound quality.
Aestheticist?
Nah. Nominally Catholic.
You’re a great liar, E.
Thanks, guys ♥
Strangely mesmerising.
You’ve faded to 3000/1 for lighting big torch thingy, Zola.
I don’t think I was ever seriously in the running, Paddy! The Mail made me do it.
Besides, I’m looking in the deep cupboard and can’t find my non-existant shoes.
I feel the hand of God on my shoulder. HE has chosen me to light the cauldron.
Your hearing isn’t so good these days. You’ve been chosen to be in the cauldron.
Oh Tony – if only I could!!! – YOU’D BE IN THAT cAULDRON MY DEAR bOYO!
And gratuitous sexism. 10/10.
I got distracted by the bloke singing.
Disappointing, what happened to Vol 2.
I know he claimed to be the President but this looks like the first budget after Jeremy Expletivedeleted replaces Gideon and Theresa May gets a make-over,
Ah dinna’ beieve it.
Ah’m double booked! There’s the new Nandos in Dunnikier road needs openin’ oon tha’lympic games tae de.
Oh, wha’r a pickle.
Tha’lympics is prestigious an all. But ah do like a free Nandos.
Wha’ shell ar doo?
Go to Nandos. Eat the free food and put in an expense claim using a receipt you found blowing around outside. Then go home and put in an expense claim for a full whack business class flight to London for your entire retinue which you can then cash in up to 12 months time.
No such thing as ‘double-booked’ when the tax-payer is picking up the bill.
And here I am, thinking, why didn’t I come up with that idea for the “State Of The Union” Address?
More like the State of the Union undress on my iPad.
Excellent….. ladies were very nice also
What have those nice senior banker been doing at Barclays, not other fiddle that has only just come to light, my those regulators work at a fast pace don’t they.
Fast pace?, thought we had now moved on to Nationwide, these people would give Ni*erian emailers a bad name.
After this election I am seeking a safe seat anywhere in France where, thanks to Mr Hollande, nobody will ever question my fiddling (sorry, I meant expenses) and I can look forward to double the salary I get in stingy Britain.
Daily Mail on Romany:
The Republican’s most damaging blunder came when he questioned whether his hosts would be able to make a success of the Games, saying: ‘It’s hard to know just how well it will turn out.’
Bloody hell, a politician talking honestly. He has no future, has he?
See they had honest Tone on tv news before, just wonder if he’s going to light the torch, better count their fingers if they shake his hand, today would be a great day if he was on his way to the Hague in a prison van, now that would be a great Olympic games opening.
If there was a gold medal for budget deficits, Britain would be in the running. Unfortunately we peaked two years ago.
Everybody on tenterhooks, who will be given the honour of lighting the Olympic flame?.
Who effing cares?
All the celebrities that didn’t get the honour of lighting the Olympic flame.
Who does care? It’s this effing TV culture where a dribbling bovine population of Xfacta addicts wait with baited-breath to learn who’s going to be “tonight’s winner”.
No-one fucking cares. It’s no big deal. Light the fucking fire. Move on.
Disclaimer:
(THIS IS A JOKE, I HAVE NO WISH TO SPEND MY ENTIRE LIFE SAVINGS DEFENDING MY RIGHT TO FREE SPEECH IN THE HIGH COURTS. IF YOU ARE OFFEND PLEASE LOOK AWAY NOW!)
Comment:
I wish Guido would light the Westminster flame wile no ones looking.
I wish tonight’s opening ceremony the best.
leave it..it ain’t worf it.
Yes, dear. Mrs. Gapworthy’s dress malfunction was a one time slip up. Tonight, it’s BBC Olympics, a quick game of that boring thingy with pegs (can’t for the life of me remember what it’s called) and then off to bed. Light’s out at 22.45, SHARP!
Addendum: Cribbage, FFS.
All the beast then.
Oh sh*t and I was going to watch it with a bottle of my favourite Touraine Sauvignon…
Is Gordon talking about Sarah’s legs?
I’ll buy that for a dollar !
So Danny Boyle is going to only concentrate on the last 200 years of our history. I think we all know where that’s going, you can bet the gayers, Moozlums and Efniks along with the BBC will be well represented whilst old whitey will be ignored (except for the miners)
Clearly Stonehenge is shit then is it? Someone tell Danny Boyle gayers use it for nocturnal activities, he’ll re-write the script.
I expect a huge amount of 1984 tonight, the BBC won’t want to miss the chance to hand out another lefty brainwashing to the proles.
Fucking hell.
I’ve got a bad feeling it could look something like this:
Narr, it’ll be multicultural with the usual diverse political correctness throughout.
All presented in a liberal lefty luvvie wanky feasty sort of way, that means absolutely nothing the the vast majority living in these islands.
Hopefully the cattle will go bonkers and send everyone scarpering.
Mad Cow disease, isn’t that what Hattie Hatemenperson has?
You got it spot on, there was hardly a caucasian to be seen. NHS, CND, rap singers etc. I’m off to watch my socks dry.
You forgot Gordy’s fave utterly tuneless group the Icelandic Chimps – or something..
If a huge inflatable Jaque Delores takes centre stage , i think ill consider weve been sold a pup , cant imagine we will top Chinas extraveganza , but still bet it will jolly good effort . as we such a history and well it is perhaps greatest show on earth cant really summon up any grump . If you think a parade of debt riddled tramps brought about by succesive Labour goverments is more appropiate for any post ww2 review , have to organise your own show …..
Don’t be surprised if they use a Moozy kid to light the big bucket thing. Remember they used one to give Beckham the football in China.
You are being brainwashed by the BBC/Guardian.
More of mild soaking and interlude as regards brain washing for me , although have to give Peter Hitchens article in DM full marks for good intellectual effort , even threw in some latin to upset champagne liberals for good measure “Quomodo sedet sola civitas “
“Don’t be surprised if they use a Moozy kid to light the big bucket thing.”
That’s the best comment I’ve read on here in five years (and I’ve read some great comments).
You have predicted correctly Daisy Cutter, if the being from outer space tuned in tonight they would be sure that Britain is somewhere East of Nigeria and South of Sudan.
platsmärke
Jag har nu officiellt galen
Det är något lång och upprätt på min andra sida …
I’ve said that many times.
Pardon?
(I just like to see that time come down!)
I said..
Bollocks. Error.
Is this Rich n Mark again?
Well if it is I take my hat of to the surgeon, had me fooled.
Oh, what a lovely bouncy bubble bot on the ginger gal!
Made my day
From this neck of the woods , want a good games to be celebrated and enjoyed , unique , thing to host in a lifetime , so best efforts and wishes .
Early gold medal for most straight faced TV interview without laughing , goes to Skys Adam Boluton while inter viewing London hieniken Mayor Boris Johnson “what do think about Jeremy Hunt loosing his bell end ” although Boris an his toes “I think ide run like the clappers”
Truly a Kalidoescopic moment in todays wonderfully British moment to say Hi to all the enjoy and partake in the games .
Anyone got that on video?
For whom the bell end tolls.
“Truly a Kalidoescopic moment in todays wonderfully British moment to say Hi to all the enjoy and partake in the games .”
Amen to that. I really mean it. I hope it’s a stunning event enjoyed by all.
Shame it had to cost thirteen billion quid.
Also a shame about the general grammar and atrocious spelling (and misuse of the word ‘partake’).
The par is most certainly quite superfluous, Effendi.
Hastighet dödar ….. syra spänning
I knew I’d knacker Google translate sooner or later.
Rapa!
*rolls on floor*
I now watch this massive penis games, a well erection into your London c unt tree we eat our mothers pie and generally fondle parts.
GOOD FUCK LONDINISTAN !!
how you say? Laters ♥
Hope this Oilympic graffiti comes out – if not – will post it properly soon – if the corporate police don’t get me that is …
Love these two pieces of graffiti in East London to commemorate the Olympics. The second one is a Banksy so is, in fact, quite “bankable” – however, they will no doubt be disposed of at the earliest opportunity…
Still no response from any one on the left about forcing unemployment up in order to save the Euro? 25% unemployment in Spain! Doesn’t any one care? These figures are astronomical, leading to social unrest. It’s the same in Greece and on its way in Portugal too.
Is unemployment only important if it’s a conservative administration causing the unemployment?
For a generation of people, their lives are in tatters.
Still,none of the politicians will suffer, will they? even the socialist ones!
It’s going to be war.
State against its civilians
Danny Dyer: His surname also describes his acting.
Hi peeps : I would just like to confirm that the bell that Jeremy Hunt was ringing was not made by a British company , as the tender was won by
Wings Ringy Dings of China , to supply the official Olympic bells
I would also just like to point out that Hunt is a C*nt and is only still in his job to protect me for my dodgy dealings with the Murkdochs
also as yet i can confirm that nobody has ever rang Jeremy Hunts bell !
toodle pip !
giudo? Point of order gudio: Are we going to do live chat for opening ceromy g? Ta .
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giudo? Point of order gudio: Are we going to do live chat for opening ceromy g? Ta .
Fuck Live Chat, 13illy. Just watch it, FFS. History in the making.
IS IT OVER YET ?
This is gonna be BRILL !!
Wot time an which channel , babes ??
E x .
£27,000,000 bag of shit
Fuckin starvin!
Who have I got to fuck around here to get a meal?
I kung-fu cat (seriously)
Me no need fucky-fucky
A non-alcoholic beer for dogs Kwispelbier is made in the Netherlands from beef extract and malt, so I read the other day. Nice if *someone* bought me some.
Where can you buy it in Sheffield?
All our best riffs came from The Industrial Revolution.
I lost my finger tips in an industrial revolution.
La la la something something in hyperspace
(At least I think that’s how it goes…)
Thusfar ….. Dire
Did we have darkies in 1830, dear?
God bless ya Dannny Boyle – I’d never have known that the Industrial Revolution was largely thanks to our ethnic population. I’m surprised Idris Elba wasn’t playing Brunel!
Fucking baffling and embarassing.
Token Black Top-hatted Industrialist FFS
Watch out for my superb team – MY SUPERB team of Hulking HArlots – the girls with the Tight Figs and the Right Rigs! – to turn a man to a weeping mess begging for mercy!!!!
If he gets a knighthood for this , I will Boyle myself in oil.
Why is our history being re-written at the Olympic games? They are celebrating unions but I dare say they will not celebrate maggie destroyng their intent to ruin this country. And Why present the industrial age as ALL bad?
I half expected to see a giant Maggie marionette like the teacher in Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’ striding on and smashing down the industrial chimneys and trampling the workers underfoot.
And eating babies.
And there were no Asian or African kids running around England’s green and pleasant lands in the 1800s or even the 1980s or even now come to that.
eh?
This opening ceremony is so PC that is embarrassing. Why not tell it like it was and now is?
It would be far better if they just cut the opening ribbon and no more.
Oh come on now.
What’s PC about an integrated deaf/hearing multiracial choir?
You’re imagining things.
An integrated deaf/hearing multiracial choir ticks all the right boxes.
Hmmm. I dunno. Do they have the right balance of sexual orientations and gender identities.
Should be 40% gay, 30% lesbian, 20% transgendered and 10% others
Smell of cordite in the stadium?
This is worse than shite
Why are they speaking French, the c unts?
WOW !! This is GREAT !!
Maybe we takin the wrong drugs , darlin ??
Currently celebrating the NHS – what a lot of sh*t.
I give up.
I pity you people who are actually watching this £13billion PC crap. It sounds as shite as we all expected.
(How do you celebrate an NHS hospital, FFS? It’s like celebrating Auschwitz.)
The average Government Death Service (aka NHS) hospital kills more people than Auschwitz did.
* Licks eyebrows satisfyingly *
I breathe through my ears
ha ha – mad as a march hare *licks naughty bits*
Bara för att tänka.
Jag gjorde påståenden om otillbörligt beteende med din bror.
Skäms på mig!
U keep reminding me!
Thanks!!
My finest moment ever !!!
*tunes into rival channel*
It’s Kay, you thick tart.
Oh, yeah. Jus goggled it !!
You meant Google, madam.
It’s getting worse by the second.
the Queen even scowls.
You know I suspected it would be socialist dire. But not this socialist dire.
IS IT ME OR……
Fuck JK Rowling is on now.
Wishy-washy iDave must be creaming himself at all these Blairites on show.
Have Rich & Mark supplied a cartoon for this?
What a lot of bollocks.
I can’t look at J.K. without mentally undressing her.
John (Maynard) Keynes was not a -she- if you don’t mind. Her sort didn’t appreciate the familiarity of -your- sort.
So why have they got to have 50% black faces when we only have 5% black faces. Political correctness gome mad.
YOU obviously have not been to east London lately!!
Why are these southern wankers celebrating the industrial revolution
When all the industry and revolution was up norf
Child- catcher?? I’ve patented that look, FFS.
I think I have prior art my dear
My Olympic Ring is ready and fragrant for the Winna!!!!!
Hospit UL beds . AL ffs
I think they missed a trick there.
They could have had a gang of Bullingdon boys come on and run amok with axes, chopping up the beds, symbolising the wicked Tory cuts to the NHS.
Thank fuck I don’t have to watch this shit.
Naughty but nice
Poor dog
Just come in turned on the tv , hospital beds ffs, turned off in embarrassment oy vey
I still get a virtual hard-on when he wields that guitar.
___ // 7 (_,_/\ \ \ \ \ _\ \__ ( \ ) \___\___/I recognise that!! ….. it’s a Ed …. rampant . . where can I hide?
it is depressing.
the past is……can be…..the corgis were the only happy lot.
She does get them Kwispelbier, though…
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privilege is just that. privilege. no more and no less. and good luck to whoever has it.
French BEFORE English Intro !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
It’s a EU mandate to be adeared to with out question.
Erm French is the official language of the IOC, you know, seeing as a Frenchman brought the Games back from the dead.
He should be shot then.
Fuckin hell, we’ve even got black Mary Poppings now!
I’m counting 15% to 20% indigenous Brits max, maybe this is a vision of the future?
Does that mean I can fuck a muzzo up the arse – like he does a donkey?
You can go fuck yourself for all I care.
To listen to the BBC preview hints this was going to be the best Olympic opening ceremony ever. I suppose they believed it as it totally trashes our industrial history, celebrates the NHS and Unions and shows none whites working the land in the 1800s.
What a waste of £27 million squid.
We, the UK are well and truly f**ked is the message the World is getting.
alternative…we are British…. we are proud of who we are.
How you derive that message from this unfathomable fiasco is beyond me.
the Brits have a don’t care attitude about the world. this is 2 fingers to the world. saying this is who we are …like it or not.
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it is attitude.
So you invite the World to a party and give them the deux doigts…very Olympian!
No – it’s just an embarassing mish-mash.
Well I (and I’m British) think is a load of bollocks!
OK?
it is rubbish….but we cannot be who we are not.
we always start great…then fudge….and end up embarrassing ourselves internationally.
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we are an island…meant to be an island. detached.
WTF you are indeed British as represented by the likes of Tony Hancock, Captain Mainwairing and Victor Meldrew , and we love you for it. Come on Team GB !
Fuck off you brainwashed twat!
Haz, you soundlike your wife walked out on you. She did didnt she !
A wholly embarrassing and cringe worthy spectacle.
It can’t get any worse…
The first 15 minutes were actually quite good. It’s been downhill ever since.
that’s the British for you. good start…then a fudge…and then….well let’s see.
I like fudge.
I’m surprised your not there on centre stage packing some Mark?
I’d say it’s more like schmalz than fudge.
I take it from the above comments that the Olympic opening shindig is not universally applauded. Glad I didn’t bother watching it then.
Enjoyed the video above, though. Meaningful lyrics, for a change, but can’t decide whether I prefer the blonde or the redhead. On dancing ability, obviously.
Personally I’d go for the red head, her bouncing bubble but is hypnotising @ 2:20 on.
The annoying thing is that I am now going to have to apologise for years to come to my American friends after they have spent years apologising to me for Obama.
Can’t help feeling that G4S were right not to turn out to protect this shite.
I’m sure they’ll understand, we are all under this shite day in day out through out the West.
A pity the maker of this video didn’t do the opening olympic ceremony it woud have been far better I’m sure. I am English – this load of multi culti tripe has no relevance to the England of the English, absolute b@@@@cks.
But you will no doubt be cheering for the blick ‘English’ medal winners…
Anybody can do it – you can practice in front of the mirror
Bloody amateur – give us those tassels & I’ll show you how it’s done
A rampant machine-gunner would make this the perfect production.
I could solve SO MANY problems – (sigh)
Even A wheelchair dancer!
I am always right!
I am never wrong!
And that Grouniad girl on Sky – Ameleia something is it? – looks pre-orgasmic! How dare she!!!!!!
I wish Anders Breivik would make an appearance.
They killed me.
Well, at lease they’d get a round of applause from across the UK.
There’s never a Jihadi around when you need one.
BBC lightened up on Pistols then ??
(Martial Music )
Citizen Comrades!!!!
In no way do we support the decadent use of the People’s Power and Electricity ofr the Fuirtherance of the Wicked, Corrupt, and totally Running Dog Antics of the Elite.
Money should be diverted to the production of Mao Suits for all Workers!!
Long live the Great He;lmsmeans!
Where’s that cuпt gone who says: Only 15 days 22 hours 58 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay!?
Here Ducky!- you snivelling toe rag!
Say it again, purlease…
you snivelling little toe-rag!!!!!!!
I’ll take my trousers down and bend over if you do it properly…
Has it finished yet dad, has it finished yet dad.
I am in garden. much nicer in the nice cool wind….telly depressing.
At least we got a bit of the Pistols.
Ever feel like you’ve been cheated?
God save the Queen… Then they cut the rest
Doesnt that singer chap advertise butter these days ?
This is BRILL !!
I easily pleeezed tho
E x .
U reeely means that , doncha? Dontcha???
yep
Do you not know her by now?
Not bibically (not yet…) (not much!)
No Hope then…
I survive
79p says I survive.
OMG !!
This c’unt fucked my life up.
E x .
How’s the beard doing, E?
Past the “scratchy” stage, darlin x
Thank u for bovverin
how u keepin ??
E x .
Gordon’s wooden.
I think I’d prefer a woman.
Welcome to the club
OMG I hope the Queen hasn’t had to sit through this
Spare a thought for me too Old Bean!
She’ll have her ear defenders on, I bet Prince Philip wont be happy either and who can blame him!
‘Who organised this crap Liz, a fucking Indian’
‘Well sort of Philippe’
At least it isnt raining
It’s always hard to find a silver lining but you found the only one.
Oh well if we weren’t really in recession then we are now. NO sensible country will trade with Britain after this.
Shouldn’t the Olympic games be called the David Beckham Olympic games.
*licks eyebrows and sniffs own arse*
Careful – 8illy might like him.
*licks bumhole and sniffs eyebrows* ^ ^
Slickar ögonbryn via rövhål
It says everything about the depths this country has sunk to that a heavily tattooed man who once kicked a football about is held up as the model for all to aspire to…………………..come to think of it, I see tattooed scrotes on every street so, well, yes they are all obviously products of the bbc brainwashing programme.
I thought Paris lost the bid.
So did I???
MULTI-CULT BOLLOCKS!!!
FFS!!!! When’s the bluddi Domino’z pizza gonna be ‘ere??? FFS!!!!!
Agreed, completely unrepresentative of the UK as a whole.
The Chinks must be laughing their heads off. Not one dancer in time with the next.
As a Final and Despeate Attempt to Gain Fame, – I AM GOIN TO THROE MY SELF ON THE LYMPIC FLAME AND COMMIT SUITI!!!!!
How London see’s Britain in 2012, I give up.
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go back to your homes….and think of…erm…well…..a guweedo island…..with a nice beach. there is hope….there is always hope.
Läser någon allt detta skit?
Håll på! Vad är detta?
Olyckligtvis JA
Detta hem brygga är bra, men * PARP *
OMG I’ve just seen Beckham on a speedboat. Please don’t let him light the cauldron.
Greece with it’s begging bowl.
LOL
+9
Cheeky fuckers!
The Greeks are coming in and is that a begging bowl?
They’ve all got begging bowls, bank of England will need to do a lot of QE to keep up with this lot
Well if that wasn’t the biggest Vote Labour political advert I don’t know what is.
Evil Tories, the oppressed workers, lesbians and of course the NHS.
Why didn’t the NHS sketch show an old person being starved to death by a nurse who doesn’t speak de English or give a fuck?
At least the Red Arrows were good.
Still, there were a few w*h*i*t*e faces on view just to boost the diversity theme.
The Afghans think they’re still in Kabul.
Is that it then?
£27M well spent eh?
26.5 million was Boyle’s fee and much of it will probably end up with the Labour party.
I notice there was a plug for one of his own films in it (Train Spotting) I bet he charged to use the images.
Come on AM get with the spirit.
Good movie and great soundtrack.
Upsidedown dustbins for drums, you can certainly see where it’s been spent!
Hopefully.
The Ausies look like cabin crew
Can’t take any more, at first I thought this is weird and then I thought no this is puerile. What happened to Hyde Park concert, not on terrestrial?.
Me hide your parky big time prawn crankies ??
You are Danny Boyle and I claim my money back.
I don’t know what to make of it. I’m just stunned.
I don’t know if that was genius or shite. Or just that very slim subset where the two meet.
Might have to check the French papers to see what they made of it all.
It was shite of genius proportions.
Agreed!
How did the eurovision song contest creep into events?.
Total euro trash
Les Olympiques et Paralympiques de 2012, se rendra à Londres du 27 juillet au 2 août et du 29 août au 1er septembre. Dans d’autres nouvelles …
English c’unt!
…is the best, sir. Ask Boris.
Coming to a village, town or city near you!
Keep voting LibLabCon cowards.
Keep on not voting *rubs some tart’s notes together*
Is that a genuine triple-barrelled name, dear?
Maybe, baby.
She’s 83 you dirty old fucker!
83 is the new 63. Wayhey, bend over Elsie!
Zambia please.
Well, erm..I really dunno what to say.
Erm..I liked the Bond bit.
And the Olympic rings was good.
Erm..
…and that hill where they put the flags on, that’s good, I like that idea that’s ok.
But errr, whatelse ???
Oh do fuck off you po faced bastards. Come on team GB !
Converted?
fuck off jimmy
Laurie Penny on Newsnight.
“Voldemort attacking the NHS was perfect. People were chanting NHS!NHS!”
Beyond fucking parody.
Why the fuck is she even on there?
She ticks all the lefty boxes I guess.
The Bond bit was shite and the rings were OK except we had to have exploited workers building them (with evil Tories looking on of course)
The chinks probably thought it was more Communist than their opening ceremony.
NHS shit, the dancing bit with the music clips was cheap and tacky. Really didn’t like most of it and Boyle’s lefty politics were far too obvious for my liking.
Now that’s a fucking tall China man!
Growth hormones dear?
I guess Elsie, that or the rack dear?
Anywhere I can park my bike?
*bends over*
lol – i had serious trouble remembring that moniker . respect ♥
+1
Hire a Boris Bike, sir, and park it in one of my Boris-hoops.
Why are all the country name girls wearing a surgical frame?
That man is carrying plenty of 90% pure coke surely, dear?
Fancy a quicky?
She’s gone deaf, poor old bint.
See that al-Megrahi has been given a nice seat.
Remission advances to new levels.
Watching this in HD is even worse!
*kerrching*, tho. Ta .
The Polish team will be coming out last as half the team are still trying to fix the plumbing in the Olympic village.
Fix the plumbing?
They are nicking it!
Isn’t the Olympics supposed to be apolitical? This ceremony seems to be a non-stop celebration of the Labour Party, lefty trendy types and even celebrated the NHS, one of the worst health care systems in the west.
They even had a boat to symbolise the arriving immigrants after WW2.
I tell you once the English are a minority then the BBC and Guardian will be the most patriotic people around given that they are celebrating foreigners.
When you’ve got lefties delighting over this waste of public money you know it’s well to the left.
Cameron should spend an afternoon with me and listen in to the people I meet every day, example:- a couple from York, absolute salt of the earth, always worked, never taken benefits, done or even thought any wrong and the guy said to me. “It’s gone too far now, the rest of the world are here and we are having to bow down to them and they are given precedence over us every time and they’ve never put a penny in the pot. It’s time for action in the streets.”
Probably true, I think we’re fucked and will eventually be totally overrun in our homeland. I’m sick of people like that dumb bitch Sally the Slag goading us about it and now with our own money.
It is truly sad.
give jimmy a call, he’ll talk ‘em round
Londonistan multicult metropolitan wankers, I’d hang ‘em all!
Sally slag Bercow has already been triumphantly proclaiming this labour party advert we have all paid for. There should be an investigation into this but won’t be.
@SallyBercow
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Suffragettes, Windrush, gay kissing, ace music. This is the Britain I love
This was all sanctioned by Dave. Don’t forget that.
It all went wrong after the Battle of Britain
I blame Dave for all of this shite and will be voting accordantly from now on.
Dave should be 6 feet under, after his big fat anti-British head has been crushed with a rock.
Something this PC, one could expect under Labour, but under a Conservative government?? Jesus wept.
Agreed, it’s shameful!
But big business wants mass immigration just as much as the left, and will use exactly the same methods of deceit, guilt mongering and intimidation to get it.
Native Europeans face a two-pronged assault from both the left and the right.
I wouldn’t investigate, I’d round up all those responsible for this £13billion atrocity and shóot every fucking one of them.
In front of their families.
Thank you. Thank you so much. Can you make that clock go faster?
A bunch of lefties reviewing a lefty ceremony on BBC2, oh please!
Sally Bercow @SallyBercow
The Windrush!!! Genius! So pleased to see it in opening ceremony
They’re now openly celebrating making us a minority in our homeland.
It’s because of the Windrush that Labour keep getting re-elected.
I knew I should have gone down the fucking pub tonight, but I bet it was on there as well and I didn’t want to spend £4 a fucking pint just to be miserable there as well.
What is it with fucking lesbians tonight? There’s another fucking one on Newsnight with red hair prattling on like she’s some film expert.
You should enjoy the enrichment.
Did we really need the NHS bullshit?
Proud of the NHS = Lefty bullshit.
Not that Polly Penny, FFS??
Here babe, look at my engorged red head
Did I just see correctly???!!!!
Zieg heil.
BBC please FUCK OFF and die!
+ 9,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
Agreed!
Plus infinity +1
I was half expecting to see Ed Miliband’s ugly face appear on the screen like Big Brother.
Is it over yet?
No?
TTFN
YOU are seriously gifted.
I can type quickly!
…most of it generic crap, a lot of filler, some of it genuinely funny.
*looks up “generic”*
Don’t worry. You did OK. How far away are your underpants?
Over there >>>>
Err …
2 metres , i sposes
Why , FFS ??
Is that when they went Efiong?
Ignore my friend. I want you to sniff them, think pure thoughts and then bung them into the wash at 40 degrees.
When you’ve done that, come back to your keyboard for further instructions.
If you fail to carry out these simple instructions, your family and friends will be cursed with seven years of bad luck!!
Too late. The dog’s eaten them.
*pops out for a smoke*
No E! Put them back in whilst the Swede are here ffs.
Sorry! I’ve given myself the giggles again.
Oh, I love laughing.
I IS a c’unt !!!
Thank fuck for that .
E x .
Jag gjorde påståendena om otillbörligt beteende med din bror.
Tyvärr! (tee hee hee)
A one-off, Ewammy. Treasure it, mate. Be good to yourself.
Stuvning är ganska okänslig.
*laughs*
Stew is fairly impervious.
Inte från de bilder jag har, älskar!
Vill du köpa några?
Inte ens gå dit, kronblad!
Jag försöker att vara bra, vet du.
Jag lyckades en gång, när var det nu?
Mmmm ca 1974 …
Bra är tråkigt, baby
I wonder if Danny Boyle has ever actually used the NHS? Who wants to bet if he needs an operation he fucks off to the USA to get it done like every rich lefty does?
If you’re not close to death when you go into one of our NHS shitholes, you will be when and if you ever come out.
Did they have all the “patients” gasping for water, like in real life? Dying of thirst? Caked in their own shit? Whilst the ‘nurses’ ignored them. Did they have that? Like in the real NHS?
I thought Danny Boyle specialised in ‘realism’.
Well said.
Could have filled the stadium with a bed for each and every case of NHS abuse in the last year alone.
Sir Lord Danny Boyle it is.
Bought and paid for eh?
Giggs and Bellamy should feel at home in Mauritania. A national anthem with no words.
Does mauritania have a tennis tournament you know one with no players so we can sent the English team ?
Mitt Romney was right.
Try Ron Paul.
This cost £27m of our hard-earned money. And remember who pays the most taxes – working English people.
Why can they get away with something so nakedly political in the olympics. Had it instead been a patriotic thing then the Guardian and BBC would have been up in arms about it being abused for political reasons.
There should be some comeback on this – they’re spitting in our faces.
You want fire works ! i give you fuckin fire works infidels
Careful, even though your telling a joke you too could end up in the high court!
Well said, because the fucking useless gutless fat plods have got fuck all better to do than trawl through Twatter looking for bell ends venting their anger at our shit transport system.
I didn’t realise crime was so low now the plods had run out of rapists, kiddie fiddlers, Moozlum terrorists to go catch.
We will prosecute all violations of the speech codes by racists.
WACIST!!!
No Olympic kissing event?
Dave can kiss Nick
George can kiss Vince
No fucker wants to kiss Gordon though…
come on Team GB!
You are our only hope.
.
Team GB.go.go.go.
.
we are indeed in it ……all together.
Only a Boris hug will do…in times such as this.
oops…response to some other comment. apologies.
No! Don’t go!
You would be fine for the Olympic kissing event… Stop!!!
Bugger!
we should support our Olympics team. They have worked hard enough. …and Boris is a cheerful brand.
.
when our olympics sports team do well, then so do we.
The team from Leicester went out of order.
Palestine? Fucking Palestine? Are we having fictional Countries now? Let’s have Atlantis then please.
I must have missed Durkadurkastan.
You can bet the chinks will have Danny Boyle on speed dial now for their World Cup opening ceremony.
They’ll be thinking “this fucker is a bigger commie twat than we are!”
…and they’d be right!
I want to know whose pipes they nicked to make all these ‘petals’.
They were in a Henry Moore sculpture that got nicked last month.
*who’s*
It’s getting late.
Indeed it is dear.
Your all forgiven, it is the weekend after all
Nope, you got it right. Who’s means nothing but “who is”; whose is the correct word for ‘belonging to”.
Grammar school teacher? Like hell you are! Were iou ejerkatid unda nuliebore?
It’s great – stupid bitches like her hated England so they wrecked it and changed it to suit their deluded fantasies. And we have to pick up the bill then they rub it in our faces.
I have watched several olympic openings and this is by far the most political. Far worse than even the chinese. Unbelievable really. Yet there’s no way dave will want to risk criticising the NHS so he’ll do nothing.
£27m down the fucking drain.
Which probably explains why she made it very clear that she was not a happy bunny. She must have been given a preview so knew what to expect.
I dont expect she liked being chucked out of a helicopter either.
Should have been Abbott without parachute.
I is in my padded room at CurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrCudeeeeeeeeeeeee Asylum for Lunatics and Moral Defectives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Danny Boyle is a anti-British two faced C’unt!
o ffs it’s so f’ing hard to press +!
+ 1000000
- just a load of irrevarent goits and whoires!
I’m NOT, do I count Chris?
And they said the Chinese opening ceremony was political?
I know, the bloody cheek!
I think it fair to say that the Labour Luvvies are elated at this opening ceremony. What about Dave?
What’s the difference?
This is a great tweet since it shows that he accepts this ceremony was a party political attack on Tory principles.
If there ever is an investigation (which I doubt) he will have to explain it.
He is being triumphant at the moment knowing he has helped destroy an old society but maybe this tweet will bite him in the ass. How much more blatant can they be?
For £27m there needs to be a serious look at this,
Fuck off Bryant, not everyone poses in skidmakred knickers touting for gay sex.
TWAT.
Your so right Chris and wasnt it awful that the kind of humour practised by the likes of Bernard Manning was so popular in all those posh tory clubs like the embassey club in Manchester
You just know the pompous stupid rich girl was just looking for a chance to be so-cool and say bad things about the ceremony had boris been centre stage or had it been patriotic. But since it is a celebration of britain’s decline into a multi-culti hell hole she can’t get enough.
Actually whatever side of the political debate is on everyone should be able to see it’s a very political opening ceremony and shouldn’t have gone ahead.
It is absolutely disgraceful and an insult to all reasonable Britons.
Guido, you should have done a thread just for the Olympics Multicult Ceremony!
LOL!
It would’ve still hit 500+ posts, what a fucking disgrace!
You just know that when Owen Jones and laurie Penny say it is right, then it is wrong.
So that’s where all our gold went to stop sweaty underarms. jeez h
Britain the nation of chavs
Is this what they call a political biased opening ceremony?
Yeah! In your face conservatives. You with your jobs just paid for a nice long labour party ad!
Multiculturalism for the win! It’s our country now.
Jog on tourist.
Yeah! Maybe.
But I got a boff whilst the ceremony was on, you didn’t.
Ha ha ha.
I’ll get my “boff” when I point at your forehead and pull the trigger.
Woof! Woof!
OH, and there’s me thinking Trigger was a horse!
It’s been your country for 50 years and some of us don’t like it. But we are not going to go away. Wait and see.
When is this Frog going to stop?
Interesting that toilets maguire can divine the political instincts of someone based on their skin colour – for what else could he see on the TV like that? Or are ether wearing multi-culti t-shirts? I think not – we all know what he means.
Go on – someone call the police and report him for a race hate tweet. 56 days inside.
McTwat’s favourite band are on. The Antarctic Mongs.
I see the Independent have a shot of some banner that Boyle used for the Jarrow March (where a bunch of idle mongs went for a long walk) as their front page.
You can bet at the Mirror, Guardian, Independent and BBC there will be a right wank fest going on.
Paul Mason will be abusing himself tonight in all the excitment.
French before English again!
We have to abide by EU rules Nigel.
But this is an IOC show – and they answer to nobody. So the EU shoulld be told to stuff their rules up their jacksies.
Britain hasn’t lost the plot, the politicians are using GPS and have really lost their way, feel embarrassed and sad for this once great country, we been crapped on from high.
Who chose Boyle in the first place? I’m guessing it was Labour as I think he was appointed as one of McFuckwit’s last turds dropped.
What a fucking disgrace!
The Queen looked bored to fucking tears and where’s Clegg? Bumming Boyle?
Well, much of it is her own fault for signing all that crap legislation into law over the past 15 years instead of telling Blair and Brown to shove it.
When will we stand up to this bullshite and say NO?
Too many have been brainwashed for too long.
A kingdom for my horse…….
Well if Cam-moron thinks he’s getting my vote next time he can go fuck himself and the gutless Tory MP I helped vote in can go fuck himself as well.
The evil tories are privatising the NHS. Soon we will have to pay for hospital visits.
I for one am glad that danny boyle took this chance to stand up to the conservatives and to the English and say NO – it’s our country now. You’re the past, we’re the future. It’s multicultural exciting vibrant and will soon have no white people left – and they invented slavery so it will be good when they’re gone.
Which is why the German Foreign Office strongly advises extra insurance for their nationals falling sick in the UK to be repatriated as soon as possible. They warn that British treatment is ‘basic’ and not to be relied upon. Check out the website,
Basic? It’s worse than that it’s shite.
Got to be the only medical care service in the world that its patients have to phone the fire brigade for a drink of water.
Well there it is Toynbee, all laid bare and for all to see.
Yes Yes Yes – go get em Polly. As you rightly say, we know Boyle is on our side and it’s soooooo good he took this chance to use this platform to attack the conservatives and their principles.
BEST OLYMPIC CEREMONY EVER
For a brainwashed Hunt like you, maybe.
Twat.
I was hoping this speech was the farewell speech.
I’m turning in my grave.
A very public display and celebration of national socialism with the parading of a token flame throughout the land is right up my street.
All I see is a display of Multiculturalism.
And be right!
My bowels just moved, mate.
Koresh, Dave?
Nah. Vindaloo, sunshine.
Mmmm. I’m right underneath you and ready.
It’s gets worse
Impossible!
Please Please do not produce Gordon Brown.
Cam-moron will produce Brown from his arse.
Fuck me it gets worse, Shami Twatrebarti and Doreen “All honkey’s are racists” Lawrence
Please tell me this is a nightmare?
Osama Bin Laden to light the blame (he’s not really dead the USA raid was all a Danny Boyle stunt)
Chill out. Be positive. How you think I done it ?
You are officially a brainwashed multicultural twat, enjoy.
Ha ha, son. She’s just fucked off because traffic will be down on her poncy blog.
Time of the month etc…..
*Swoons* What a guy!
I stopped watching couldn’t take any more.
Is it really true Doreen Lawrence was on? Really?
Yep and Shitty Chakrabarti and Wank i Moon as well. Oh and another white hater Mohammad Ali.
I think someone is rubbing someone’s nose in diversity again. The ceremony was bad enough but the triumphalism of all the usual lefty suspects is something else.
Feel very ashamed for Britain that this was hi-jacked by the disciples of the Frankfurt School.
Trust me the BBC are at the very heart of this. Also don’t forget a lot of this planning was done when Liebore were still in power.
Nothing British about this at all.
An honour guard of 500 Polish workers now.
Time Gentlemen Please!!!
No that’s alright, love. You can stay!
Running late, typically British eh. The only thing they got right!
Hear hear.
Ah it’s good again now the politics have stopped. Should have been like this all the way through.
Since ’48?
Count yourselves lucky. We had to eat dirt and shit it to build the running track.
Actually you have to hand it to Boyle, he’s been very clever. He started off with the old green rolling hills and Cricket so anyone with white skin who didn’t vote Liebore thought “oh this looks good” then very slowly Boyle brought in the lefty propaganda and now right at the end it’s like a total wank fest for the BBC, Newsnight, Channel 4 news and the Guardian.
Yes, but since when did Africans and Asians toil the English land in Hardy’s time?
Have you never watched the BBC’s Horrible Histories?
Nelson was a gay black Mozzlum.
Don’t forget the wheelchair!
We English conquered the world on our fucking wheelchairs don’t you know?
We should be relieved that the cauldron wasn’t lit by a formation of kebab shop owners.
Bugger me! Now why didn’t I think of that??
In its desire to paper over the complexities and contradictions of real life, kitsch, Milan Kundera suggested, is intimately linked with totalitarianism. In a healthy democracy, diverse interest groups compete and negotiate with one another to produce a generally acceptable consensus; by contrast, “everything that infringes on kitsch,” including individualism, doubt, and irony, “must be banished for life” in order for kitsch to survive.
We have presented to the world a textbook example of the kitsch that is Britain’s elites vision of itself.
good cauldren
You just couldn’t make this up, could you?
It’s what Hitler and Stalin would have done.
He wrote it, dear.
Indeed Elsie, suck it up dear.
I know.
We started it first. Anything else is a poor imitation.
Amateur.
At lease you believed in something Adolf.
No not Paul fucking McCartney now, what have we done to deserve this Cam-moron? Is this punishment for not giving you a majority?
What next Bruce fucking Springtwat?
Oh god now it’s Hey Jude and the sound is all fucked up!! ha ha ha
The Guardian:-
“Burley’s outburst will fuel suspicions that some members of the Conservative party have unreconstructed views which fail to recognise the pivotal contribution to society made by black and minority ethnic Britons.”
Unreconstructed? Well that’s fairly clear then. Bring on the re-education camps.
Spot on.
When that woman was sent to jail for shouting on the train about Britain becoming like the UN her lawyer specifically requested the judge send her to a re-education camp instead of jail. I’m serious.
The Guardian can go fuck itself up the arse on Hampstead Heath.
They’d probably enjoy that shit.
I guarantee there will be a witch-hunt for him now led by the BBC and Gaurdian probably ending up with a thought-crime style confession and then off to re-education centre. Hope he has balls of steel to tell them to fuck off but 99% cave in and those that don’t, eg Powell, have the entire machine attack them.
He has already come out and said he supports multiculturalism on twitter just now. Pathetic.
How much facial plastic surgery has Paul McCartney had?
FFS is Paul McCartney allowed out this time of night? If he is then his carers need to have a progress meeting,
Plastic chops = Paul McCartney
I need to know how to Photoshop Mr. McCartney, dear.
Is your remark addressed to the former Beatle or is he the intended subject of your, er, manipulations?
Another throwaway comment, dear. Thanks for trying.
I know that. Try and enter into the spirit of things!
That was ab-so-lu-tly incredible, wasn’t it? A steaming pile of Rhino manure presented as the best of British.
I am going to apply for a Pаkistani passport tomorrow… Oh bugger, it is Saturday.
We can tell how to shop Mr McCartney, Elsie.
Nothing British in that at all!
What a waste of fucking of money!
Get a refund from the IMF?
Is it over?
Lets hope so John.
Thank fuck it’s all over.
Fucking bullshit from start to finish!
I agree, wanted to see something British.
So confused?
When are they going to light the Cauldron?
I’d rather they set light to the coalition instead.
Hear hear.
Ere it’s nearly bleedin’ 1 in the morning will someone from Newham Cahncil plull the bleedin plug on that lot. I’ve got to drive me taxi in the mornin.
A TOTAL AND UTTER FAILURE.
You got that right!
Right! That was a heap of shit.
And I didn’t even watch it.
But I didn’t have to.
wasn’t that good, mate
You saved yourself a few nightmares there.
I’m going to say one thing, and then I’ll shut my trap: It’s all right for you to lambaste the Olympics, but not me? Hey, I could have put on a better opening ceremony than Danny Boyle. SUSAN FREAKING BOYLE could have put on a better opening ceremony than Danny Boyle. There, I said it; now on to Is*ra*el to kiss some tush.
What on earth was British about that ceremony?
James Bond?
Come on guy… give me some Britishness FFS!
Come back Mitt. You was right all the time.
Whatever you do, don’t mention THE MORONS, FFS !!
Fucking Mormon Nutters.
+1 P
*rolls fag*
Tomorrow, I eats, sleeps an trains my bonce to be even more beautiful.
Jag vet bara en person värre än dig och du pratar med honom.
Have those fleas jumped ship yet, E?
* skrattar * Be och sedan berätta för mig, älskling.
Söta drömmar x
Yeah. They woz homin-fleas tho
They back on the mummy-ship .
Shit happens , don’t it ????
E x .
Translate OK
Totally confused!
Join the club Rickard.
I agree
Nothing British about it!
Are we sure that shit wasn’t put together by Susan Boyle and Danny Boyle is tied up in a broom cupboard somewhere?
McCartney has become an embarrassment.
Bought and paid for, the sell out twat!
Where were the British in all this????????????????
Sorry to disappoint my US cousin, but we were not responsible.
Airbrushed into modernity , al Nu Labour
Wow! That was our best party political broadcast ever.
We loved it. Well done.
We thought it was shit, represent us you wankers!
hear hear.
Meanwhile the Daily Mail reports on the TRUTH about the NHS
Nurse who failed to spot a pensioner had suffered a stroke for EIGHT HOURS is not struck off
Nurse was supposed to check on patient regularly but checked her only at 9pm and 5.25am the next day
He made no record of patient’s care
Admitted wiping another patient down with bed sheet soaked in her own urine
Council said ban would not be ‘proportionate’
Nurse now works in a care home
Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2179832/Nurse-failed-spot-pensioner-suffered-stroke-EIGHT-HOURS.html#ixzz21s5QWz16
Didn’t see that in Boyle’s shit propaganda tonight.
All those sick children that were leaping about on trampoline beds. How realistic was that?
So now working in the private sector then?
WHAT A LOAD OF FUCKING BOLLOCKS!!!
Total shite from start to finish.
As usual the BBC coverage gave the impression that non-whites are in the majority in the UK and that casual g@y kissing is a key part of the culture.
Well it is at the BBC you fucking wacist NAZI!
Glad I watched it on ESPN – this is a sports meeting so it was more appropriate than a politically biased channel. ESPN was good and had well informed commentators who only spoke when necessary and just let the pictures do the talking.
I did enjoy laughing at the German official giving the Heil Hitler to the German team.
Anyone got that on youtube yet?
At lease he believed in something with a modicum of scientific evidence.
I saw that LOL , could have been camera angle though
After that display of shit we defiantly have it all to play for.
In terms of extravganza to fit greatest show on earth , I would think its up there with the best , stadium pixels and whole arena used to good effect all dazzels and lights very good , the rings comming together , managed to create party atmosphere for those in stadium and atheletes , some genuine wow moments , nice touch with heatherwick olympic flame . being as loads of people around the world were watching who dont live in the Uk using some film moments probebly made sense .
What annoyed me the most was near total selection of youth pop music , there was no greace or elegance to some of scenes , even one with LSE doing chariots of fire , had Mr bean in it .Beckenham looked cool .The complete lack of beautiful classical british music in sets was a miss , why not some Elgar or Delius . No tribute to shakespear , magna charter , churchill (other animating his statue in video piece) , could have had some wonderful pastoral scenes . Dont know why NHS was included , or for that matter choice of childrens stories not including CS lewis , no mention of cathedrals or christianity ……. No marching military bands , no Irish or Scottish dancing , no welsh tenor or saprano . I would have 3 minis red white and blue doing theme tune from Italian Job
Bit with Queen and bond would have been more thoughtful if helicopter had landed in stadium (I know wires for show and cameras made it impossible), and lost phone piece was hard to describe what it was saying about britain even with Tim Berners lee surprise .
Musically a let down (even though I liked some of the pop music) and hsitorically a bit liberal and leftie in portrayal in some themes . Entertaining certainly , poster for labour ???…. mmm some of comments above seem to ponder if it wasnt somthing of Blairs delayed fuses ,
Overall we are the hosts , we can do this and will do it , we can do a good job despite a bucket load of leftie rubbish , make it the world class sporting event it is and do our bit .
Mitt and Boris round 2 , Have to admitt that I understood American foreign policy to be limited , just tell him Boris that your not so eccentric , as you get yer underpants from M&S ……..
No Dickens either, that I saw.
We got abide with me and there was a short excerpt from nimrod but you’re right – it was mostly crap
Good summary.
On reflection in the harsh light of the morning, i liked it.
A lot of risks taken. Enough of them paid off to make it successful.
I just read this thread backwards.
It funny but still don’t make no sense.
who to complain to?
@Ontablets and @Ewaname_Botha. I doubt you’ll receive much sympathy from either of them though.
Complaining just seems seems like minoirty grumping on this global stage , as in best British tradition , do a good job , be good hosts , accept praise from rest of world that we can do it well . recover from dousing of bilge when jobs done . Resume kindlewood effort for liars later on
Is that it ? Can i get on with my life now ?
No, you have two more weeks of this shite to deal with.
She gives so much and yet she is still not allowed to speak her name. *sighs* A TRUE martyr of the internet.
Oh darling!
Yes?
I think she’s happy being one of the “disparu”. An omni-talented goddess can always pop in when she feels up to it.
She gives her services for free, I’m told.
She does. More importantly, though: She keeps moderators on their toes.
Yes. I see some slob slumped over his screen right now. Is he our moderator tonight?
Probably. See how he rattles off reams of shite when we “activate” him?
It’s like Playdough, though.
He is rather thick around the middle, isn’t he?
Couldn’t sleep, gals. Are we baiting Mr. Man again?
Nope. We’re just discussing politics, Cutie.
It’s funny to watch him type politics, I think.
Hmmm.
Is Ewa*me still banned?
Is the Pope still a cu’nt, petal?
Ha ha. Is Pull St***es still a shitter?
Hi. Anything happening, girls?
Fuck all. I just rolled a fag.
I copied Cutie..
It all learning experience, ain’t it?
Who invited you, sweetheart?
Nobody. That’s why I’m here!
Tinky’s cool. We all just practicing our typing, yeah?
Right on!
Amen to that!
Fuck OFF, Kenny. You’re maxing my letch-meter out.
I know. Is that a problem?
That depends on how much chocolate you’ve brung with you.
I’ve brought pounds of chocolate, girls! I’m looking for a Botha. I hear she comes on here.
Did you bring tobacco, Ken?
No. I don’t drink.
…either. I perv.
I need to visit the tray.
I need a tinkle. Break?
Sure. We all take five, yeah?
*waves to the moderator*
Helloo? Girls??
Shussh. He’ll never find us here. Pass the Ribena, Tinker. OMG, Cutie!! THAT is the prettiest innie I’ve ever seen!!
Shussh. Yeah! You can take your finger out anytime, Jenny.
Shush! We can’t spell *muffled*. Ewa will probably laugh at us! *licks tongue*
FUCK E. Ooops, sorry!
Shush. Put your finger back where it was, Tinker.
Mmmm.
You girls are being very silly. I’m going to The Telegraph.
*wakes up in the night to see what all the din is*
He’s gone, thank fuck. Everything in working order. Stop what you’re doing, girls, and retract your pencils.
*Looks for clothes but can’t find them*
Why have you got me up?
*covers himself with his hands*
Shusshh – Some bloke just woke up in the night to see what all the din was.
Is he the naked moderator, Becky?
Hey! What are you doing with my collection of willy warmers?
Hmm. I think his thingy went off accidentally.
No. No. It’s not what you think.
I was, er, eating a cream bun, in my sleep…
*sighs*
What a guy !!
Na night , Hákon x
Damn! How can I stop this. Aaaaaagggghhhh!
Hákon was a mighty, almost flawless ruler…
*Haken’s cream bun stopped erupting after about five minutes*
*composing himself*
Have I interrupted something?
*realises that his hands are covered with some substance which could, at a long push, be cream. Tries to wipe it off without anyone noticing*
* Hákon watches the dining room table cloth move about. He can hear muffled voices and breathing underneath. He is fully awake now and is beginning to become annoyed that his local paper can’t even spell his name correctly. He is supposed to be a mighty and almost flawless ruler and feels that he should not be standing here like a tit, dripping onto the carpet. He decides to act.*
OK. You can all come out
*nothing happens. He feels even more of a tit. He walks decisively towards the dining room table cloth….*
(to be continued)
I did not see the Olympic show but if Ed Balls , Sally Bercow and Everyone at the BBC thought it was “brilliant” it must have been socialist shit.
Damn right.
Yep. The NHS and Jarrow march being “celebrated”. I mean, having a scene with children in hospital beds??? What kind of spectacle is that FFS!
A load of BBC and Guardian friendly crap. The NHS piece was blatant Labour propaganda. I bet Millitwit makes a reference to this bit of the ceremony in his party conference speech.
The London Olympics ceremony was fucking shite!
Multicultural socialist bollocks from start to finish.
If you didn’t like the London Olympics opening ceremony then your a wacist.
Watching it tonight and the reaction online is quite depressing.
I think it’s probably all over. Many on here are patriots but we have no-one to represent us or stand up for the England we love.
There are now so many indigenous people who believe that mass immigration is a good thing and that to have their homeland stolen from them is modern and exciting.
All societies die eventually. And ours is doing so I fear. At least we had our glory days that will live in the history books long after Kevin Maguire, Stan Collymore, Sally Bercow, the fucking NHS, BBC, multiculturalism, Obama worship etc is all just a bad memory.
There have been dark ages before and we are entering one now. The ancient Athenians died. The Romans died. And now the English too.
But we can remain proud of the achievements over the centuries, we lasted longer than most.
If only we had listened to Enoch Powell. Just imagine how great this nation would have been with no EU and no immigration. What a waste, a sad waste.
Amen.
Indeed, but I’ll never give up.
rocknrolla: my conclusion also. Watching that performance I’m left with a profound sadness. A once great nation now withering – I’m not even sure about the history bit, as it will be re-written by the apologists.
In the last 100 years Britain has literally save the world from 2 great evils – first naziism, then communisim, as well as creating the anglosphere in previous centuries. Watching last night, I got the impression that Britain’s contribution to world history was a few second rate pop songs, some even mimed badly.
When a society loses faith in itself, and can’t celebrate its magnificent history for fear of offending some perceived minority, its doomed.
Lets go for 600 of the best you c’unts!
Londonistan is a cancer at the heart of Britain.
Cooeeee
Did someone say Cooee?
It started off with Branagh and his lame speech from Shakespeare’s The Tempest. I would have had his stirring speech from Henry V (especially as it would have pissed of the French).
(Note that in the recent BBC’s ‘Hollow Crown’ version of Henry V, the Duke of York was ridiculously played by a b**** man. And that after all the whinging that was made whenever a white actor played Othello)
I would also have had some praise made to JRR Tolkien – seeing as Boyle seemed to have copied the hill from the Shire followed by the Scouring of the Shire.
There was far too much dancing and pop and the NHS was a shameless political statement. The NHS is nothing to be proud of. There are many better health services with much better records than that. Surely the patients are far more important than those working in it.
The Bond bit was good as was Atkinson but it went downhill fast after that.
What other changes would you have made?
Only saw the last bit with Maca roni squawking his Hey Jude which was pathetic and embarrassing , and the flaming caldron thingy, thought that was pretty good, I hope it was British engineering.
I’m guessing that the ‘ceremony’ was all worthy and ‘right on’ something like the millennium dome fcuk up.
I’m also guessing that lefty boyle was picked by libore, if he wasn’t then I despair.
he was appointed in june 2010. So the decision would have just pre-dated this government and discussions with him,would have been going on for while before that, no doubt.
It was a Liebour appointment and some blatant Liebour propaganda thrown into the ceromony.
The number of the beast!!!
Oh fuck!!! I always wanted to do that.
*gets in car*
That was a disaster. Should never have put me on this blog, with that woman, Ewe-an-me. Whose idea was that? Sue I think. It’s ridiculous.
What did she say?
Ah, everything. She’s just a sort of bigoted woman. Said she used to blog on the Telegraph. I mean it’s ridiculous…
Dambusters and Enola Gay.
PC gold.
Very clever reworking
Wow!!!! I am voting for him!
Mind you, true story, when I joined the tory party, I ws sucked in by the promise of strippers at a young conservative meting. They never materialised.
At least this chap looks like he can rise to the occassion!
Just vote IKIP
Good working !!!