July 27th, 2012

Debt Bomb: Deficits and Dancing Girls [VIDEO]


  1. 1
    olympic jolly says:

    nice bottle of Latour and a good opening ceremony…what could be better ?

  2. 2
    Sid and Doris from east grinstead says:

    the missus is just sitting in the fridge so I’ve got
    something cool to slip into at half time

  3. 3
    Well it's a thought says:

    And tonight we have the Olympic display by the Welsh division of the Bank of England the ceremonial switch on of the next batch of QE tenners.

  4. 4
    Anonymous says:

    Unemployment is a price worth paying!

    25% unemployed in Spain as they try to save the Euro.

    Funny how the left have not muttered a word, don’t you think?

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    Yeah . I likes the best .. says:

    V. Good sound quality.

  6. 6
    Sugar Daddy says:


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    Only 16 days 04 hours 15 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    And gratuitous sexism. 10/10.

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    Yeah . I likes the best .. says:

    Nah. Nominally Catholic.

  9. 9
    Anonymous says:

    I know he claimed to be the President but this looks like the first budget after Jeremy Expletivedeleted replaces Gideon and Theresa May gets a make-over,

  10. 10
    I'll have some of that says:

    It’s incredible that a generation across Europe can be sacrificed on the altar of the Euro…..if they want to free themselves they’re going to have start in the streets. I can’t see how this can go on.

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    Per & Inga says:

    You’re a great liar, E.

  12. 12
    Yeah.......right.. says:

    Thanks, guys ♥

  13. 13
    Gordon Brown says:

    Ah dinna’ beieve it.
    Ah’m double booked! There’s the new Nandos in Dunnikier road needs openin’ oon tha’lympic games tae de.

    Oh, wha’r a pickle.
    Tha’lympics is prestigious an all. But ah do like a free Nandos.

    Wha’ shell ar doo?

  14. 14
    Zola Budd says:

    Strangely mesmerising.

  15. 15
    Paddy Powder says:

    You’ve faded to 3000/1 for lighting big torch thingy, Zola.

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    Zola Budd says:

    I don’t think I was ever seriously in the running, Paddy! The Mail made me do it.
    Besides, I’m looking in the deep cupboard and can’t find my non-existant shoes.

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    B!lly Jeff Clinton says:

    And here I am, thinking, why didn’t I come up with that idea for the “State Of The Union” Address?

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    jgm2 says:

    Go to Nandos. Eat the free food and put in an expense claim using a receipt you found blowing around outside. Then go home and put in an expense claim for a full whack business class flight to London for your entire retinue which you can then cash in up to 12 months time.

    No such thing as ‘double-booked’ when the tax-payer is picking up the bill.

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    ToonBob... says:

    Excellent….. ladies were very nice also :)

  20. 20
    UKIP.i.am says:

    I got distracted by the bloke singing.

  21. 21
    Forkbender says:

    What have those nice senior banker been doing at Barclays, not other fiddle that has only just come to light, my those regulators work at a fast pace don’t they.

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    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Does anyone have the phone numbers of both girls in the video? I have visions of both of them at once. Boaz.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    Daily Mail on Romany:

    The Republican’s most damaging blunder came when he questioned whether his hosts would be able to make a success of the Games, saying: ‘It’s hard to know just how well it will turn out.’

    Bloody hell, a politician talking honestly. He has no future, has he?

  24. 24
    Eric Joyce (Teen Fondler) says:

    Hey Handy, never mind the video. This will be us next week at the women’s volleyball with our privileged tickets, can’t wait. Boaz.

  25. 25
    annette curton says:

    Fast pace?, thought we had now moved on to Nationwide, these people would give Ni*erian emailers a bad name.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    See they had honest Tone on tv news before, just wonder if he’s going to light the torch, better count their fingers if they shake his hand, today would be a great day if he was on his way to the Hague in a prison van, now that would be a great Olympic games opening.

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    Saint Tony Blair says:

    I feel the hand of God on my shoulder. HE has chosen me to light the cauldron.

  28. 28
    Gabriel says:

    Your hearing isn’t so good these days. You’ve been chosen to be in the cauldron.

  29. 29
    Col. M.T. Kernel (rtd.) says:


    Yours, wiping brow and searching for binoculars, Col. M.T. Kernel (rtd.)

  30. 30
    Another dodgy socialist MP says:

    After this election I am seeking a safe seat anywhere in France where, thanks to Mr Hollande, nobody will ever question my fiddling (sorry, I meant expenses) and I can look forward to double the salary I get in stingy Britain.

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    UKIP.i.am says:

    If there was a gold medal for budget deficits, Britain would be in the running. Unfortunately we peaked two years ago.

  32. 32
    annette curton says:

    Everybody on tenterhooks, who will be given the honour of lighting the Olympic flame?.

  33. 33
    Gordon Brown says:

    I wish tonight’s opening ceremony the best.

  34. 34
    Danny Dyer says:

    leave it..it ain’t worf it.

  35. 35
    annette curton says:

    All the beast then.

  36. 36
    Baron Hogwash says:

    I’ll buy that for a dollar !

  37. 37
    Rick the Roman says:

    Oh sh*t and I was going to watch it with a bottle of my favourite Touraine Sauvignon…

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    Drop a daisy cutter on the BBC says:

    So Danny Boyle is going to only concentrate on the last 200 years of our history. I think we all know where that’s going, you can bet the gayers, Moozlums and Efniks along with the BBC will be well represented whilst old whitey will be ignored (except for the miners)

    Clearly Stonehenge is shit then is it? Someone tell Danny Boyle gayers use it for nocturnal activities, he’ll re-write the script.

    I expect a huge amount of 1984 tonight, the BBC won’t want to miss the chance to hand out another lefty brainwashing to the proles.

    Fucking hell.

  39. 39
    annette curton says:

    Disappointing, what happened to Vol 2.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Is Gordon talking about Sarah’s legs?

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    Tunn says:


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    Jimmy says:

    Is this Rich n Mark again?

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    WVM says:

    Oh, what a lovely bouncy bubble bot on the ginger gal!

    Made my day :)

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    not a machine says:

    From this neck of the woods , want a good games to be celebrated and enjoyed , unique , thing to host in a lifetime , so best efforts and wishes .

    Early gold medal for most straight faced TV interview without laughing , goes to Skys Adam Boluton while inter viewing London hieniken Mayor Boris Johnson “what do think about Jeremy Hunt loosing his bell end ” although Boris an his toes “I think ide run like the clappers”

    Truly a Kalidoescopic moment in todays wonderfully British moment to say Hi to all the enjoy and partake in the games .

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    WVM says:

    Well if it is I take my hat of to the surgeon, had me fooled.

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    annette curton says:

    I’ve got a bad feeling it could look something like this:

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    not a machine says:

    If a huge inflatable Jaque Delores takes centre stage , i think ill consider weve been sold a pup , cant imagine we will top Chinas extraveganza , but still bet it will jolly good effort . as we such a history and well it is perhaps greatest show on earth cant really summon up any grump . If you think a parade of debt riddled tramps brought about by succesive Labour goverments is more appropiate for any post ww2 review , have to organise your own show …..

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    Anonymous says:

    Who effing cares?

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    Joe says:

    Narr, it’ll be multicultural with the usual diverse political correctness throughout.
    All presented in a liberal lefty luvvie wanky feasty sort of way, that means absolutely nothing the the vast majority living in these islands.

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    WVM says:



    I wish Guido would light the Westminster flame wile no ones looking.

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    Tunn says:

    Jag har nu officiellt galen

  52. 52
    Aunty Matter says:

    Don’t be surprised if they use a Moozy kid to light the big bucket thing. Remember they used one to give Beckham the football in China.

    You are being brainwashed by the BBC/Guardian.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Anyone got that on video?

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    Tunn says:

    Det är något lång och upprätt på min andra sida …

  55. 55
    Nurse Botha says:

    Yes, dear. Mrs. Gapworthy’s dress malfunction was a one time slip up. Tonight, it’s BBC Olympics, a quick game of that boring thingy with pegs (can’t for the life of me remember what it’s called) and then off to bed. Light’s out at 22.45, SHARP!

    Addendum: Cribbage, FFS.

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    annette curton says:

    All the celebrities that didn’t get the honour of lighting the Olympic flame.

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    inifrån djup skåpet says:

    Hastighet dödar ….. syra spänning

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    inifrån djup skåpet says:

    I knew I’d knacker Google translate sooner or later.

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    some cunt says:

    *rolls on floor*

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    Tunn says:


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    annette curton says:

    For whom the bell end tolls.

  62. 62
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Hope this Oilympic graffiti comes out – if not – will post it properly soon – if the corporate police don’t get me that is …

    Love these two pieces of graffiti in East London to commemorate the Olympics. The second one is a Banksy so is, in fact, quite “bankable” – however, they will no doubt be disposed of at the earliest opportunity…

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    Only 16 days 02 hours 18 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    I think it’s in Europe’s DNA to sacrifice a generation every few decades. At least this time it’s been a longer break and doesn’t involve Ypres or the Russian Steppe.

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    Per Stigwood (via translate) says:

    I now watch this massive penis games, a well erection into your London c unt tree we eat our mothers pie and generally fondle parts.


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    not a machine says:

    More of mild soaking and interlude as regards brain washing for me , although have to give Peter Hitchens article in DM full marks for good intellectual effort , even threw in some latin to upset champagne liberals for good measure “Quomodo sedet sola civitas “

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    Per Stigwood (via translate) says:

    how you say? Laters ♥

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    Only 16 days 02 hours 09 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Who does care? It’s this effing TV culture where a dribbling bovine population of Xfacta addicts wait with baited-breath to learn who’s going to be “tonight’s winner”.

    No-one fucking cares. It’s no big deal. Light the fucking fire. Move on.

  68. 68
    Anonymous says:

    Still no response from any one on the left about forcing unemployment up in order to save the Euro? 25% unemployment in Spain! Doesn’t any one care? These figures are astronomical, leading to social unrest. It’s the same in Greece and on its way in Portugal too.

    Is unemployment only important if it’s a conservative administration causing the unemployment?

    For a generation of people, their lives are in tatters.

    Still,none of the politicians will suffer, will they? even the socialist ones!

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    Dyer by name, dire by nature says:

    Danny Dyer: His surname also describes his acting.

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    Only 16 days 02 hours 00 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    “Don’t be surprised if they use a Moozy kid to light the big bucket thing.”

    That’s the best comment I’ve read on here in five years (and I’ve read some great comments).

  71. 71

    Hi peeps : I would just like to confirm that the bell that Jeremy Hunt was ringing was not made by a British company , as the tender was won by
    Wings Ringy Dings of China , to supply the official Olympic bells
    I would also just like to point out that Hunt is a C*nt and is only still in his job to protect me for my dodgy dealings with the Murkdochs
    also as yet i can confirm that nobody has ever rang Jeremy Hunts bell !

    toodle pip !

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    Only 16 days 01 hours 57 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    I’ve said that many times.

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    Only 16 days 01 hours 55 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    “Truly a Kalidoescopic moment in todays wonderfully British moment to say Hi to all the enjoy and partake in the games .”

    Amen to that. I really mean it. I hope it’s a stunning event enjoyed by all.

    Shame it had to cost thirteen billion quid.

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    Bums on seats says:

    Is wimmin’s mud wrestling an Olympic sport yet?

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    @BillyOn14thru21mostmonths says:

    giudo? Point of order gudio: Are we going to do live chat for opening ceromy g? Ta .

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    @8illyOn14thru21mostmonths says:

    @8illyOn14thru21mostmonths says:
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    July 27, 2012 at 8:49 pm

    giudo? Point of order gudio: Are we going to do live chat for opening ceromy g? Ta .

  77. 77
    Stratford Bull Ring says:

    Hopefully the cattle will go bonkers and send everyone scarpering.

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    Guido says:

    Fuck Live Chat, 13illy. Just watch it, FFS. History in the making.

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    FUCK the LIMPDICK LAMES ! says:


  80. 80
    Ewa says:

    This is gonna be BRILL !!

    Wot time an which channel , babes ??

    E x .

  81. 81
    non says:

    £27,000,000 bag of shit

  82. 82
    "Geezer" Butler says:

    All our best riffs came from The Industrial Revolution.

  83. 83
    Cam€rtwat – ‘Call me Daft’ – a str€ak of piss posing as PM says:

    Hey my jolly boys! – I’ve had a sherry or ywo and I’m pissed as a LyingScum.

    And do u know. – I ;obe my gellow creatires! – even old pressascoff!!

    Ha ha hah hah hah !!

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Thusfar ….. Dire

  85. 85
    Ah! Monika says:

    Token Black Top-hatted Industrialist FFS

  86. 86
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Did we have darkies in 1830, dear?

  87. 87
    Hatty Hatesmen - the fecund female of Noo£ieBore says:

    Watch out for my superb team – MY SUPERB team of Hulking HArlots – the girls with the Tight Figs and the Right Rigs! – to turn a man to a weeping mess begging for mercy!!!!

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    Ah! Monika says:

    If he gets a knighthood for this , I will Boyle myself in oil.

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    This is NOT GOOD says:

    Why is our history being re-written at the Olympic games? They are celebrating unions but I dare say they will not celebrate maggie destroyng their intent to ruin this country. And Why present the industrial age as ALL bad?

  90. 90
    Tony says:

    I lost my finger tips in an industrial revolution.

  91. 91
    Only in the Graun says:

    Fucking baffling and embarassing.

  92. 92
    the revolution starts here says:

    Smell of cordite in the stadium?

  93. 93
    Tinky says:

    Fuckin starvin!

    Who have I got to fuck around here to get a meal?

  94. 94
    Only in the Graun says:

    I half expected to see a giant Maggie marionette like the teacher in Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’ striding on and smashing down the industrial chimneys and trampling the workers underfoot.

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    A Total Travesty of History says:

    And there were no Asian or African kids running around England’s green and pleasant lands in the 1800s or even the 1980s or even now come to that.

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    Boris not UKIP says:


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    Ah! Monika says:

    This is worse than shite

  98. 98
    Tunn says:

    * Licks eyebrows satisfyingly *

  99. 99
    Tinker says:

    I kung-fu cat (seriously)

    Me no need fucky-fucky

  100. 100
    Kate Skycopter says:

    *tunes into rival channel*

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    Only in the Graun says:


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    Only in the Graun says:

    Why are they speaking French, the c unts?

  103. 103
    Kate Skycopter says:

    WOW !! This is GREAT !!

    Maybe we takin the wrong drugs , darlin ??

  104. 104
    Genevieve says:

    It’s Kay, you thick tart.

  105. 105
    Davidian, call me Prime Minister if you like says:

    Oh, yeah. Jus goggled it !!

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    Ah! Monika says:

    It’s getting worse by the second.
    the Queen even scowls.

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    I'm emigrating. says:

    This opening ceremony is so PC that is embarrassing. Why not tell it like it was and now is?

    It would be far better if they just cut the opening ribbon and no more.

  108. 108
    Tinky says:

    A non-alcoholic beer for dogs Kwispelbier is made in the Netherlands from beef extract and malt, so I read the other day. Nice if *someone* bought me some.

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    On a practical note:... says:

    Have Rich & Mark supplied a cartoon for this?

  110. 110
    Suspect Dave and the BBC will enjoy it. says:

    You know I suspected it would be socialist dire. But not this socialist dire.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    IS IT ME OR……

  112. 112
    Surgery Bryn says:

    You meant Google, madam.

  113. 113
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Currently celebrating the NHS – what a lot of sh*t.

    I give up.

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    WVM says:

    What a lot of bollocks.

  115. 115
    Lady Virginia Droit de Seigneur says:

    Fuck JK Rowling is on now.

    Wishy-washy iDave must be creaming himself at all these Blairites on show.

  116. 116
    Gordon Brown says:

    I can’t look at J.K. without mentally undressing her.

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    I type with my toes says:

    I breathe through my ears

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    Twisted perspective says:

    So why have they got to have 50% black faces when we only have 5% black faces. Political correctness gome mad.

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    FUCK the LIMPDICK LAMES ! says:

    Why are these southern wankers celebrating the industrial revolution
    When all the industry and revolution was up norf

  120. 120
    Rebekah wades in.... says:

    Child- catcher?? I’ve patented that look, FFS.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Hospit UL beds . AL ffs

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    Deaf old bastard says:


    (I just like to see that time come down!)

  123. 123
    David Blunkett says:

    Thank fuck I don’t have to watch this shit.

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    Well it's a thought says:

    Just come in turned on the tv , hospital beds ffs, turned off in embarrassment oy vey

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    Only in the Graun says:

    Oh come on now.

    What’s PC about an integrated deaf/hearing multiracial choir?

    You’re imagining things.

  126. 126
    Dicky Branson says:

    I still get a virtual hard-on when he wields that guitar.

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    erm... says:

    it is depressing.
    the past is……can be…..the corgis were the only happy lot.

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    Ah! Monika says:

    French BEFORE English Intro !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    A multi-cult wankfest.. what else did you expect? says:

    Fuckin hell, we’ve even got black Mary Poppings now!

    I’m counting 15% to 20% indigenous Brits max, maybe this is a vision of the future?

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    Dick Emery Paper says:

    Naughty but nice

  131. 131
    David Blunkett's dog says:

    Where can you buy it in Sheffield?

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    Total Shite says:

    To listen to the BBC preview hints this was going to be the best Olympic opening ceremony ever. I suppose they believed it as it totally trashes our industrial history, celebrates the NHS and Unions and shows none whites working the land in the 1800s.

    What a waste of £27 million squid.

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    David Blunkett's dog says:

    :-o :-P :-)

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    Only in the Graun says:

    I think they missed a trick there.

    They could have had a gang of Bullingdon boys come on and run amok with axes, chopping up the beds, symbolising the wicked Tory cuts to the NHS.

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    Dick Emery Paper says:

    ha ha – mad as a march hare *licks naughty bits*

  136. 136
    Boring Stew says:

    U keep reminding me!

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    Court Equerry says:

    She does get them Kwispelbier, though…

  138. 138
    Hit the Road says:

    We, the UK are well and truly f**ked is the message the World is getting.

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    The Olympics deliverance Committee says:

    An integrated deaf/hearing multiracial choir ticks all the right boxes.

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    Memo to Ewa says:


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    Mini Cars are made by BMW says:

    A wholly embarrassing and cringe worthy spectacle.

  142. 142
    michael fishcake says:

    My finest moment ever !!!

  143. 143
    Bjorn says:

    Bara för att tänka.
    Jag gjorde påståenden om otillbörligt beteende med din bror.
    Skäms på mig!

  144. 144
    Lord Mandlebum says:

    I think I have prior art my dear

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    Ah! Monika says:

    It can’t get any worse…

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    Critical critic says:

    The first 15 minutes were actually quite good. It’s been downhill ever since.

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    too much food says:

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    erm... says:

    alternative…we are British…. we are proud of who we are.

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    Engineer says:

    I take it from the above comments that the Olympic opening shindig is not universally applauded. Glad I didn’t bother watching it then.

    Enjoyed the video above, though. Meaningful lyrics, for a change, but can’t decide whether I prefer the blonde or the redhead. On dancing ability, obviously.

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    erm... says:

    that’s the British for you. good start…then a fudge…and then….well let’s see.

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    Only in the Graun says:

    How you derive that message from this unfathomable fiasco is beyond me.

  152. 152
    Michael Loser says:

    A rampant machine-gunner would make this the perfect production.

  153. 153
    Mark Oaten says:

    I like fudge.

  154. 154
    Cam€rtwat – ‘Call me Daft’ – a str€ak of piss posing as PM says:

    Do you know – I’m so pissed I agr€€!!

    Boris is the Main Man from now on for m€!!!

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    Ah! Monika says:

    Even A wheelchair dancer!

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    WVM says:

    Personally I’d go for the red head, her bouncing bubble but is hypnotising @ 2:20 on.

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    erm... says:

    the Brits have a don’t care attitude about the world. this is 2 fingers to the world. saying this is who we are …like it or not.
    it is attitude.

  158. 158
    Princess Po-Face Polytwaddle, handwringing, whining, talking down at people from her Ivory Tower, says:

    I am always right!

    I am never wrong!

    And that Grouniad girl on Sky – Ameleia something is it? – looks pre-orgasmic! How dare she!!!!!!

  159. 159
    God save the Queen says:

    I wish Anders Breivik would make an appearance.

  160. 160
    Only in the Graun says:

    Hmmm. I dunno. Do they have the right balance of sexual orientations and gender identities.

    Should be 40% gay, 30% lesbian, 20% transgendered and 10% others

  161. 161
    Michael Loser says:

    BBC lightened up on Pistols then ??

  162. 162
    25 pounder + 10 ton Grand Slam as Backup says:

    I could solve SO MANY problems – (sigh)

  163. 163
    Lord Coe says:

    Where’s that cuпt gone who says: Only 15 days 22 hours 58 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay!?

  164. 164
    Cressida's Dick says:

    At least we got a bit of the Pistols.

    Ever feel like you’ve been cheated?

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    Burried head under pillow says:

    The annoying thing is that I am now going to have to apologise for years to come to my American friends after they have spent years apologising to me for Obama.

    Can’t help feeling that G4S were right not to turn out to protect this shite.

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    E says:

    This is BRILL !!

    I easily pleeezed tho

    E x .

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    Hit the Road says:

    So you invite the World to a party and give them the deux doigts…very Olympian!

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    Only in the Graun says:

    No – it’s just an embarassing mish-mash.

  169. 169
    Not using mine at the moment so feel free says:
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  170. 170
    The Biased Bullshit Corpse – where the truth never shines – makes an important Hourly Announcement says:

    (Martial Music )

    Citizen Comrades!!!!

    In no way do we support the decadent use of the People’s Power and Electricity ofr the Fuirtherance of the Wicked, Corrupt, and totally Running Dog Antics of the Elite.

    Money should be diverted to the production of Mao Suits for all Workers!!

    Long live the Great He;lmsmeans!

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    WTF says:

    Well I (and I’m British) think is a load of bollocks!


  172. 172
    Dick Ed says:

    God save the Queen… Then they cut the rest

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    Ah! Monika says:

    OMG I hope the Queen hasn’t had to sit through this

  174. 174
    The Clock that gives us all Hope! says:

    Here Ducky!- you snivelling toe rag!

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    erm... says:

    it is rubbish….but we cannot be who we are not.

  176. 176
    Anje Summers says:

    U reeely means that , doncha? Dontcha???

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    E says:

    OMG !!

    This c’unt fucked my life up.

    E x .

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    Sonny boy says:

    Has it finished yet dad, has it finished yet dad.

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    A Multi-Culti Wankfest? says:

    Does that mean I can fuck a muzzo up the arse – like he does a donkey?

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    Crying in to my beer says:

    I’m sure they’ll understand, we are all under this shite day in day out through out the West.

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    E says:

    yep :)

  182. 182
    Lord Coe says:

    Say it again, purlease…

  183. 183
    Phillip says:

    Spare a thought for me too Old Bean!

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    Show case says:

    Oh well if we weren’t really in recession then we are now. NO sensible country will trade with Britain after this.

  185. 185
    erm... says:

    we always start great…then fudge….and end up embarrassing ourselves internationally.
    we are an island…meant to be an island. detached.

  186. 186
    Tim Bernerners-Lee says:

    Do you not know her by now?

  187. 187
    No Hope then... says:

    No Hope then… ;-)

  188. 188
    Here Ducky!!! says:

    you snivelling little toe-rag!!!!!!!

  189. 189
    WVM says:

    She’ll have her ear defenders on, I bet Prince Philip wont be happy either and who can blame him!

  190. 190
    Evadne Bo££ocks says:

    I recognise that!! ….. it’s a Ed …. rampant . . where can I hide?

  191. 191
    Gynaecologist papering a room through a letterbox says:

    Not bibically (not yet…) (not much!)

  192. 192
    erm... says:

    I am in garden. much nicer in the nice cool wind….telly depressing.

  193. 193
    Confucius, He says:

    I survive :)

  194. 194
    Sonny boy says:

    Shouldn’t the Olympic games be called the David Beckham Olympic games.

  195. 195
    Lard MincingBotty says:

    My Olympic Ring is ready and fragrant for the Winna!!!!!

  196. 196
    Cressida's Dick says:

    I thought Paris lost the bid.

  197. 197
    Sod em all says:

    This will be us next week at the women’s volleyball with our privileged tickets, can’t wait. Boaz.


    Except you’ve got Saudi versus Iran

  198. 198
    Gynaecologist papering a room through Lord Coe's rectum says:

    I’ll take my trousers down and bend over if you do it properly…

  199. 199
    WVM says:

    I’m surprised your not there on centre stage packing some Mark?

  200. 200
    Euro Trash says:

    So did I???

  201. 201
    looks at bed... says:

    79p says I survive.

  202. 202
    David Beckham says:

    *licks eyebrows and sniffs own arse*

  203. 203
    Cressida's Dick says:

    ‘Who organised this crap Liz, a fucking Indian’

    ‘Well sort of Philippe’

  204. 204
  205. 205
    The legace of 13 years of New Labour says:


  206. 206
    Ah! Monika says:

    The Chinks must be laughing their heads off. Not one dancer in time with the next.

  207. 207
    Gordon Brown says:

    As a Final and Despeate Attempt to Gain Fame, – I AM GOIN TO THROE MY SELF ON THE LYMPIC FLAME AND COMMIT SUITI!!!!!

  208. 208
    Sarah says:

    How’s the beard doing, E?

  209. 209
    Sonny boy says:

    How London see’s Britain in 2012, I give up.

  210. 210
    Fett Per says:

    Läser någon allt detta skit?

    Håll på! Vad är detta?

  211. 211
    Sod em all says:

    It’s going to be war.

    State against its civilians

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    OMG I’ve just seen Beckham on a speedboat. Please don’t let him light the cauldron.

  213. 213
    Sonny boy says:

    Greece with it’s begging bowl.

  214. 214
    Anonymous says:

    The Greeks are coming in and is that a begging bowl?

  215. 215
    m'Kard PrizeDClot the Acme of Noo£ieBore says:

    FFS!!!! When’s the bluddi Domino’z pizza gonna be ‘ere??? FFS!!!!!

  216. 216
    E says:

    Past the “scratchy” stage, darlin x

    Thank u for bovverin

    how u keepin ??

    E x .

  217. 217
    Aunty Matter says:

    Well if that wasn’t the biggest Vote Labour political advert I don’t know what is.

    Evil Tories, the oppressed workers, lesbians and of course the NHS.

    Why didn’t the NHS sketch show an old person being starved to death by a nurse who doesn’t speak de English or give a fuck?

    At least the Red Arrows were good.

  218. 218
    Cressida's Dick says:

    The Afghans think they’re still in Kabul.

  219. 219
    Aunty Matter says:

    Mad Cow disease, isn’t that what Hattie Hatemenperson has?

  220. 220
    What a load of shite! says:

    Is that it then?

  221. 221
    Sonny boy says:

    They’ve all got begging bowls, bank of England will need to do a lot of QE to keep up with this lot

  222. 222
    What a load of shite! says:



  223. 223
    Only in the Graun says:

    The Ausies look like cabin crew

  224. 224
    Tinky, having an out of body experience ... says:

    Olyckligtvis JA

  225. 225
    Fett Per says:

    Careful – 8illy might like him.

  226. 226
    Only in the Graun says:

    £27M well spent eh?

  227. 227
    WVM says:


  228. 228
    annette curton says:

    Can’t take any more, at first I thought this is weird and then I thought no this is puerile. What happened to Hyde Park concert, not on terrestrial?.

  229. 229
    cute bumhole says:

    *licks bumhole and sniffs eyebrows* ^ ^

  230. 230
    Londonistan Centric says:

    Agreed, completely unrepresentative of the UK as a whole.

  231. 231
    Sarah says:

    Gordon’s wooden.

    I think I’d prefer a woman.

  232. 232
    UKIP for me says:

    You got it spot on, there was hardly a caucasian to be seen. NHS, CND, rap singers etc. I’m off to watch my socks dry.

  233. 233
    Londonistan says:

    Coming to a village, town or city near you!

    Keep voting LibLabCon cowards.

  234. 234
    Fett Per says:

    Detta hem brygga är bra, men * PARP *

  235. 235
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Zambia please.

  236. 236
    slight chink says:

    Me hide your parky big time prawn crankies ??

  237. 237
    Aunty Matter says:

    26.5 million was Boyle’s fee and much of it will probably end up with the Labour party.

    I notice there was a plug for one of his own films in it (Train Spotting) I bet he charged to use the images.

  238. 238
    Anonymous says:

    Well, erm..I really dunno what to say.

    Erm..I liked the Bond bit.
    And the Olympic rings was good.


  239. 239
    Fett Per says:

    Slickar ögonbryn via rövhål

  240. 240
    Hugh Mungo-Swanker-Banker says:

    Keep on not voting *rubs some tart’s notes together*

  241. 241

    I don’t know what to make of it. I’m just stunned.
    I don’t know if that was genius or shite. Or just that very slim subset where the two meet.

    Might have to check the French papers to see what they made of it all.

  242. 242
    Jack (at a loss) says:

    …and that hill where they put the flags on, that’s good, I like that idea that’s ok.
    But errr, whatelse ???

  243. 243
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Is that a genuine triple-barrelled name, dear?

  244. 244

    Come on AM get with the spirit.
    Good movie and great soundtrack.

  245. 245
    Phil H says:

    Leaked Letter From David Cameron To The British Armed Forces
    + + + + +
    “I appreciate that you may be a bit busy at the moment, fighting a pointless war in Afghanistan and looking forward to a summer holiday with your family, but just before I give 20,000 of you the sack would you mind awfully helping out at a small sporting event we are holding in London, later on this month.
    You see, I have just given £475,000,000 to a private company called G4S, who were supposed to be handling security arrangements for the London 2012 Olympics, but they appear to have trousered the cash without actually providing an adequate service. However, I have managed to wangle an old warehouse for you to kip down in and some army rations left over from WW2, not ideal I know, but hey you should be used to lack of equipment and facilities by now.
    Gotta keep the costs down and all that. LOL.
    Many thanks,
    David Cameron.

    PS Theresa May will sort out the details as I’m off to a sun-kissed beach for 4 weeks. OK, yah!”

  246. 246
    WVM says:

    Now that’s a fucking tall China man!

  247. 247
    Hugh Mungo-Swanker-Banker says:

    Maybe, baby.

  248. 248
    Bradley Wiggins says:

    Anywhere I can park my bike?

  249. 249
    U.K. And proud of it says:

    Oh do fuck off you po faced bastards. Come on team GB !

  250. 250
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Why are all the country name girls wearing a surgical frame?

  251. 251
    Aunty Matter says:

    The Bond bit was shite and the rings were OK except we had to have exploited workers building them (with evil Tories looking on of course)

    The chinks probably thought it was more Communist than their opening ceremony.

    NHS shit, the dancing bit with the music clips was cheap and tacky. Really didn’t like most of it and Boyle’s lefty politics were far too obvious for my liking.

  252. 252
    WVM says:

    Upsidedown dustbins for drums, you can certainly see where it’s been spent!

  253. 253
    erm... says:

    go back to your homes….and think of…erm…well…..a guweedo island…..with a nice beach. there is hope….there is always hope.

  254. 254
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    That man is carrying plenty of 90% pure coke surely, dear?

  255. 255
    Anonymous says:

    Still, there were a few w*h*i*t*e faces on view just to boost the diversity theme.

  256. 256
    Only 16 days 23 hours 43 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    I said..

  257. 257
    Duke of Edinburg post hypothermia says:

    At least it isnt raining

  258. 258
    ho hum says:

    La la la something something in hyperspace

    (At least I think that’s how it goes…)

  259. 259
    Kenneth Moron says:

    *bends over*

  260. 260
    The populace of the destroyed country formerly known as England says:

    You have predicted correctly Daisy Cutter, if the being from outer space tuned in tonight they would be sure that Britain is somewhere East of Nigeria and South of Sudan.

  261. 261
    Jimmy says:


  262. 262
    Unite unite says:

    Laurie Penny on Newsnight.

    “Voldemort attacking the NHS was perfect. People were chanting NHS!NHS!”

  263. 263
    annette curton says:

    You are Danny Boyle and I claim my money back.

  264. 264
    Only 15 days 23 hours 41 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Bollocks. Error.

  265. 265
    Aunty Matter says:

    It was shite of genius proportions.

  266. 266
    Foreign Correspondent says:

    See that al-Megrahi has been given a nice seat.

  267. 267
    new moniker says:

    lol – i had serious trouble remembring that moniker . respect ♥

  268. 268
    rocknrollalla says:

    What an odious moron she is.

    Has all been rather PC hasn’t it. I saw the BBC presenter having an orgasm because some countries have allowed women to participate.

  269. 269
    Virgin Media says:

    Watching this in HD is even worse!

  270. 270
    annette curton says:

    How did the eurovision song contest creep into events?.

  271. 271
    thumber says:


  272. 272
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Growth hormones dear?

  273. 273
    erm... says:

    privilege is just that. privilege. no more and no less. and good luck to whoever has it.

  274. 274
    Dr. Who says:

    *kerrching*, tho. Ta .

  275. 275
    Cressida's Dick says:

    The Polish team will be coming out last as half the team are still trying to fix the plumbing in the Olympic village.

  276. 276
  277. 277
    rocknrollalla says:

    Isn’t the Olympics supposed to be apolitical? This ceremony seems to be a non-stop celebration of the Labour Party, lefty trendy types and even celebrated the NHS, one of the worst health care systems in the west.

    They even had a boat to symbolise the arriving immigrants after WW2.

    I tell you once the English are a minority then the BBC and Guardian will be the most patriotic people around given that they are celebrating foreigners.

  278. 278
    Only 15 days 23 hours 35 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    And eating babies.

  279. 279
    A bunch of old lefties says:

    Londonistan multicult metropolitan wankers, I’d hang ‘em all!

  280. 280
    rocknrollalla says:

    Sally slag Bercow has already been triumphantly proclaiming this labour party advert we have all paid for. There should be an investigation into this but won’t be.

    Suffragettes, Windrush, gay kissing, ace music. This is the Britain I love :))

  281. 281
    U.K. And proud of it ! says:

    WTF you are indeed British as represented by the likes of Tony Hancock, Captain Mainwairing and Victor Meldrew , and we love you for it. Come on Team GB !

  282. 282
    Only in the Graun says:

    Beyond fucking parody.

    Why the fuck is she even on there?

  283. 283

    A bunch of lefties reviewing a lefty ceremony on BBC2, oh please!

  284. 284
    Only 15 days 23 hours 32 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    I pity you people who are actually watching this £13billion PC crap. It sounds as shite as we all expected.

    (How do you celebrate an NHS hospital, FFS? It’s like celebrating Auschwitz.)

  285. 285
    rocknrollalla says:

    Sally Bercow ‏@SallyBercow
    The Windrush!!! Genius! So pleased to see it in opening ceremony

    They’re now openly celebrating making us a minority in our homeland.

  286. 286
    Aunty Matter says:

    What is it with fucking lesbians tonight? There’s another fucking one on Newsnight with red hair prattling on like she’s some film expert.

  287. 287
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Did I just see correctly???!!!!

    Zieg heil.

  288. 288
    Blonde Bimbo says:

    Hire a Boris Bike, sir, and park it in one of my Boris-hoops.

  289. 289
    The populace of the destroyed country formerly known as England says:

    A pity the maker of this video didn’t do the opening olympic ceremony it woud have been far better I’m sure. I am English – this load of multi culti tripe has no relevance to the England of the English, absolute b@@@@cks.

  290. 290
    Axe the TV tax says:

    BBC please FUCK OFF and die!

  291. 291
    Aunty Matter says:

    It’s because of the Windrush that Labour keep getting re-elected.

    I knew I should have gone down the fucking pub tonight, but I bet it was on there as well and I didn’t want to spend £4 a fucking pint just to be miserable there as well.

  292. 292
    Doctor Robert says:

    Remission advances to new levels.

  293. 293
    Dave you really are hopeless and Useless says:

    This was all sanctioned by Dave. Don’t forget that.

    It all went wrong after the Battle of Britain

  294. 294
    Moaty says:

    They killed me.

  295. 295
    Rug Munching says:

    You should enjoy the enrichment.

  296. 296
    porter says:

    Fancy a quicky?

  297. 297
    Dave should be in the Labour party says:

    I blame Dave for all of this shite and will be voting accordantly from now on.

  298. 298
    Dec says:

    She’s 83 you dirty old fucker!

  299. 299
    Aunty Matter says:

    I was half expecting to see Ed Miliband’s ugly face appear on the screen like Big Brother.

  300. 300
    Dave you really are hopeless and Useless says:

    Did we really need the NHS bullshit?

  301. 301
    Ant says:


  302. 302

    Is it over yet?



  303. 303
    *rolls fag an picks nose* says:

    Not that Polly Penny, FFS??

  304. 304
    Jeff says:

    Total euro trash

  305. 305
    Aunty Matter says:

    + 9,000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

  306. 306
    Ian says:

    Cheeky fuckers!

  307. 307
    slo-mo sniper says:

    YOU are seriously gifted.

  308. 308
    The populace of the destroyed country formerly known as England says:

    It says everything about the depths this country has sunk to that a heavily tattooed man who once kicked a football about is held up as the model for all to aspire to…………………..come to think of it, I see tattooed scrotes on every street so, well, yes they are all obviously products of the bbc brainwashing programme.

  309. 309
    Aunty Matter says:

    I wonder if Danny Boyle has ever actually used the NHS? Who wants to bet if he needs an operation he fucks off to the USA to get it done like every rich lefty does?

    If you’re not close to death when you go into one of our NHS shitholes, you will be when and if you ever come out.

  310. 310
    Congraz! says:

    It’s always hard to find a silver lining but you found the only one.

  311. 311
    Rug Munching says:

    Welcome to the club :)

  312. 312
    Anonymous says:

    I can type quickly!

  313. 313
    Only 15 days 23 hours 20 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    I wouldn’t investigate, I’d round up all those responsible for this £13billion atrocity and shóot every fucking one of them.

    In front of their families.

  314. 314
    A Joke! says:

    Well, at lease they’d get a round of applause from across the UK.

  315. 315

    Les Olympiques et Paralympiques de 2012, se rendra à Londres du 27 juillet au 2 août et du 29 août au 1er septembre. Dans d’autres nouvelles …

  316. 316
    Anonymous says:

    …most of it generic crap, a lot of filler, some of it genuinely funny.

  317. 317
    Aunty Matter says:

    When you’ve got lefties delighting over this waste of public money you know it’s well to the left.

  318. 318
    A Joke! says:

    You can go fuck yourself for all I care.

  319. 319
    Only 15 days 23 hours 16 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Did they have all the “patients” gasping for water, like in real life? Dying of thirst? Caked in their own shit? Whilst the ‘nurses’ ignored them. Did they have that? Like in the real NHS?

    I thought Danny Boyle specialised in ‘realism’.

  320. 320

    Thank you. Thank you so much. Can you make that clock go faster?

  321. 321
    E says:

    *looks up “generic”*

  322. 322
    Herman says:

    It’s a EU mandate to be adeared to with out question.

  323. 323
    Buff says:

    Poor dog :(

  324. 324
    The populace of the destroyed country formerly known as England says:

    Cameron should spend an afternoon with me and listen in to the people I meet every day, example:- a couple from York, absolute salt of the earth, always worked, never taken benefits, done or even thought any wrong and the guy said to me. “It’s gone too far now, the rest of the world are here and we are having to bow down to them and they are given precedence over us every time and they’ve never put a penny in the pot. It’s time for action in the streets.”

  325. 325
    Ed Miliband says:

    Sir Lord Danny Boyle it is.

  326. 326
    Cressida's Dick says:

    Giggs and Bellamy should feel at home in Mauritania. A national anthem with no words.

  327. 327
    Steven Hawking says:


    Plus infinity +1

  328. 328
    Boris says:

    83 is the new 63. Wayhey, bend over Elsie!

  329. 329
    An English Man. says:

    Mitt Romney was right.

  330. 330
    Anyonmous says:

    Don’t worry. You did OK. How far away are your underpants?

  331. 331
    Rocknrolla says:

    This cost £27m of our hard-earned money. And remember who pays the most taxes – working English people.

    Why can they get away with something so nakedly political in the olympics. Had it instead been a patriotic thing then the Guardian and BBC would have been up in arms about it being abused for political reasons.

    There should be some comeback on this – they’re spitting in our faces.

  332. 332
    Custom dic says:

    Over there >>>>

  333. 333
    ISMA BIN LIDON says:

    You want fire works ! i give you fuckin fire works infidels

  334. 334
    Rocknrolla says:

    Probably true, I think we’re fucked and will eventually be totally overrun in our homeland. I’m sick of people like that dumb bitch Sally the Slag goading us about it and now with our own money.

  335. 335
    E says:

    Err …

    2 metres , i sposes

    Why , FFS ??

  336. 336
    Only 15 days 23 hours 08 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Dave should be 6 feet under, after his big fat anti-British head has been crushed with a rock.

    Something this PC, one could expect under Labour, but under a Conservative government?? Jesus wept.

  337. 337
    In the ballroom with the candle stick says:

    Proud of the NHS = Lefty bullshit.

  338. 338
    Lord Jensen Interceptor says:

    The average Government Death Service (aka NHS) hospital kills more people than Auschwitz did.

  339. 339
    Jacques Count Rogge says:

    No Olympic kissing event?

    Dave can kiss Nick
    George can kiss Vince
    No fucker wants to kiss Gordon though…

  340. 340
    No more Free Speech says:

    Careful, even though your telling a joke you too could end up in the high court!

  341. 341
    Aunty Matter says:

    Well said.

  342. 342
    Cressida's Dick says:

    The team from Leicester went out of order.

  343. 343
    Aunty Matter says:

    Palestine? Fucking Palestine? Are we having fictional Countries now? Let’s have Atlantis then please.

  344. 344
    International Relations student says:

    Is that when they went Efiong?

  345. 345
    No more Free Speech in the once Great Britain says:

    Agreed, it’s shameful!

  346. 346
    Anyonmous says:

    Ignore my friend. I want you to sniff them, think pure thoughts and then bung them into the wash at 40 degrees.

    When you’ve done that, come back to your keyboard for further instructions.

    If you fail to carry out these simple instructions, your family and friends will be cursed with seven years of bad luck!!

  347. 347
    No more Free Speech in the once Great Britain says:

    It is truly sad.

  348. 348
    Cressida's Dick says:

    I must have missed Durkadurkastan.

  349. 349
    WVM says:

    I guess Elsie, that or the rack dear?

  350. 350
    Vichy CPS says:

    We will prosecute all violations of the speech codes by racists.

  351. 351
    Carpet cleaner says:

    Too late. The dog’s eaten them.

  352. 352
    Mr Howard says:

    She ticks all the lefty boxes I guess.

  353. 353
    Ivy Baton-Round says:

    *pops out for a smoke*

  354. 354
    Aunty Matter says:

    Well said, because the fucking useless gutless fat plods have got fuck all better to do than trawl through Twatter looking for bell ends venting their anger at our shit transport system.

    I didn’t realise crime was so low now the plods had run out of rapists, kiddie fiddlers, Moozlum terrorists to go catch.

  355. 355
    Haz says:

    English c’unt!

  356. 356
    Aunty Matter says:

    You can bet the chinks will have Danny Boyle on speed dial now for their World Cup opening ceremony.

    They’ll be thinking “this fucker is a bigger commie twat than we are!”

  357. 357
    Stew says:

    No E! Put them back in whilst the Swede are here ffs.

  358. 358
    Haz says:

    Fuck off you brainwashed twat!

  359. 359
    Cressida's Dick says:

    I want to know whose pipes they nicked to make all these ‘petals’.

  360. 360
    Anonymous says:

    She’s gone deaf, poor old bint.

  361. 361
    Bezz says:

    …and they’d be right!

  362. 362
    Cressida's Dick says:


    It’s getting late.

  363. 363

    They were in a Henry Moore sculpture that got nicked last month.

  364. 364
    Where's Gordon? says:

  365. 365
    You Cunt says:

    Bought and paid for eh?

  366. 366
    Smash the Liblabcon says:

    But big business wants mass immigration just as much as the left, and will use exactly the same methods of deceit, guilt mongering and intimidation to get it.

    Native Europeans face a two-pronged assault from both the left and the right.

  367. 367
    BobBot says:

    Sorry! I’ve given myself the giggles again.

  368. 368

    Fix the plumbing?

    They are nicking it!

  369. 369
    Reply with a +(plus) whatever if you agree says:

    Danny Boyle is a anti-British two faced C’unt!

  370. 370
  371. 371
    Colin says:

    Indeed it is dear.

  372. 372
    there is no such thing as the conservativbe party anymore! says:

    - just a load of irrevarent goits and whoires!

  373. 373
    erm... says:

    come on Team GB!
    You are our only hope.
    Team GB.go.go.go.
    we are indeed in it ……all together.
    Only a Boris hug will do…in times such as this.

  374. 374
    Anonymous says:

    Could have filled the stadium with a bed for each and every case of NHS abuse in the last year alone.

  375. 375

    …is the best, sir. Ask Boris.

  376. 376
    there is no such thing as the conservativbe party anymore! says:

    o ffs it’s so f’ing hard to press +!

  377. 377
    Black adder says:

  378. 378
    Shmuel says:

    I’d say it’s more like schmalz than fudge.

  379. 379
    Cloudy says:

    Oh, I love laughing.

  380. 380
    Gordon says:

    I is in my padded room at CurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrCudeeeeeeeeeeeee Asylum for Lunatics and Moral Defectives!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  381. 381
    Roll on the Labour Party Political Broadcast says:

  382. 382
    Colin says:

    + 1000000

  383. 383
    Rocknrolla says:

    It’s great – stupid bitches like her hated England so they wrecked it and changed it to suit their deluded fantasies. And we have to pick up the bill then they rub it in our faces.

    I have watched several olympic openings and this is by far the most political. Far worse than even the chinese. Unbelievable really. Yet there’s no way dave will want to risk criticising the NHS so he’ll do nothing.

    £27m down the fucking drain.

  384. 384
    The Hand of God says:

    Oh Tony – if only I could!!! – YOU’D BE IN THAT cAULDRON MY DEAR bOYO!

  385. 385
    I'm so proud of our political Broadcast says:

  386. 386
    Diane Fatbutt says:


  387. 387
    Ew*n*e Bo*ha says:

    I IS a c’unt !!!

    Thank fuck for that .

    E x .

  388. 388
    erm... says:

    oops…response to some other comment. apologies.

  389. 389
    Mr Average says:

    I’m NOT, do I count Chris?

  390. 390
    Chairman Dave says:

    And they said the Chinese opening ceremony was political?

  391. 391
    Grammar School Teacher says:

    Your all forgiven, it is the weekend after all :)

  392. 392
    Knulla Mig! says:

    Jag gjorde påståendena om otillbörligt beteende med din bror.

    Tyvärr! (tee hee hee)

  393. 393
    In the morning says:

    I think it fair to say that the Labour Luvvies are elated at this opening ceremony. What about Dave?

  394. 394
    Dave Figgley says:

    A one-off, Ewammy. Treasure it, mate. Be good to yourself.

  395. 395
    For a real answer says:

    Try Ron Paul.

  396. 396
    Red Pen says:

  397. 397
    Rocknrolla says:

    This is a great tweet since it shows that he accepts this ceremony was a party political attack on Tory principles.

    If there ever is an investigation (which I doubt) he will have to explain it.

    He is being triumphant at the moment knowing he has helped destroy an old society but maybe this tweet will bite him in the ass. How much more blatant can they be?

    For £27m there needs to be a serious look at this,

  398. 398
    Just saying# says:

    Guido, you should have done a thread just for the Olympics Multicult Ceremony!


  399. 399
    U says:

    Stuvning är ganska okänslig.

  400. 400
    Jacques Count Rogge says:

    No! Don’t go!

    You would be fine for the Olympic kissing event… Stop!!!


  401. 401
    Just saying# says:

    What’s the difference?

  402. 402
    Owen Jones says:

  403. 403
    Sonny boy says:

    So that’s where all our gold went to stop sweaty underarms. jeez h

  404. 404
    U says:


    Stew is fairly impervious.

  405. 405
    Cunts! says:

    I know, the bloody cheek!

  406. 406
    Sonny boy says:

    Britain the nation of chavs

  407. 407
    Jacques Count Rogge says:

    Inte från de bilder jag har, älskar!

    Vill du köpa några?

  408. 408
    Just saying# says:

    Is this what they call a political biased opening ceremony?

  409. 409
    Rocknrolla says:

    You just know the pompous stupid rich girl was just looking for a chance to be so-cool and say bad things about the ceremony had boris been centre stage or had it been patriotic. But since it is a celebration of britain’s decline into a multi-culti hell hole she can’t get enough.

    Actually whatever side of the political debate is on everyone should be able to see it’s a very political opening ceremony and shouldn’t have gone ahead.

  410. 410
    Liz says:

    It would’ve still hit 500+ posts, what a fucking disgrace!

  411. 411
    Red Kev Maguire says:

  412. 412
    Labour supporting Olympics fan says:

    Yeah! In your face conservatives. You with your jobs just paid for a nice long labour party ad! :)

    Multiculturalism for the win! It’s our country now.

  413. 413
    A shame of a Nation says:

    It is absolutely disgraceful and an insult to all reasonable Britons.

  414. 414
    Aunty Matter says:

    McTwat’s favourite band are on. The Antarctic Mongs.

  415. 415
    Arthur says:

    Jog on tourist.

  416. 416
    Gummibandsalgoritmen Flygplan says:

    Inte ens gå dit, kronblad!

  417. 417
    Aunty Matter says:

    I see the Independent have a shot of some banner that Boyle used for the Jarrow March (where a bunch of idle mongs went for a long walk) as their front page.

    You can bet at the Mirror, Guardian, Independent and BBC there will be a right wank fest going on.

    Paul Mason will be abusing himself tonight in all the excitment.

  418. 418
    Fucking Discussing! says:

    French before English again!

  419. 419
    Aunty Matter says:

    Fuck off Bryant, not everyone poses in skidmakred knickers touting for gay sex.


  420. 420
    Sonny boy says:

    Britain hasn’t lost the plot, the politicians are using GPS and have really lost their way, feel embarrassed and sad for this once great country, we been crapped on from high.

  421. 421
    Embarrassed to the core says:

    What a fucking disgrace!

  422. 422
    Aunty Matter says:

    The Queen looked bored to fucking tears and where’s Clegg? Bumming Boyle?

  423. 423
    Jacques Count Rogge says:

    Yeah! Maybe.

    But I got a boff whilst the ceremony was on, you didn’t.

    Ha ha ha.

  424. 424
    Aunty Matter says:

    Who chose Boyle in the first place? I’m guessing it was Labour as I think he was appointed as one of McFuckwit’s last turds dropped.

  425. 425
    Enough is enough says:

    When will we stand up to this bullshite and say NO?

  426. 426
    Polly gets her wish says:

  427. 427
    Not long to go now says:

    I’ll get my “boff” when I point at your forehead and pull the trigger.

  428. 428
    Sonny boy says:

    I was hoping this speech was the farewell speech.

  429. 429
    Labour supporting Olympics fan says:

    The evil tories are privatising the NHS. Soon we will have to pay for hospital visits.

    I for one am glad that danny boyle took this chance to stand up to the conservatives and to the English and say NO – it’s our country now. You’re the past, we’re the future. It’s multicultural exciting vibrant and will soon have no white people left – and they invented slavery so it will be good when they’re gone.

  430. 430
    Kartong Fyr says:

    Jag försöker att vara bra, vet du.

    Jag lyckades en gång, när var det nu?

    Mmmm ca 1974 …

  431. 431
    Southern Softy says:

    When is this Frog going to stop?

  432. 432
    Adolf Hitler says:

    I’m turning in my grave.

    A very public display and celebration of national socialism with the parading of a token flame throughout the land is right up my street.

  433. 433
    Dave Figgley says:

    My bowels just moved, mate.

  434. 434
    Southern Softy says:

    It’s gets worse

  435. 435
    Trigger says:

    Woof! Woof!

  436. 436
    Infected by a Poison says:

    Well there it is Toynbee, all laid bare and for all to see.

  437. 437
    sage says:

    You just know that when Owen Jones and laurie Penny say it is right, then it is wrong.

  438. 438
    WRONG says:

    All I see is a display of Multiculturalism.

  439. 439
    Anonymous says:

    Too many have been brainwashed for too long.

  440. 440
    Labour supporting Olympics fan says:

    Yes Yes Yes – go get em Polly. As you rightly say, we know Boyle is on our side and it’s soooooo good he took this chance to use this platform to attack the conservatives and their principles.


  441. 441
    The Olympic anthem? says:

    Please Please do not produce Gordon Brown.

  442. 442
    gupta says:

    Koresh, Dave?

  443. 443
    Aunty Matter says:

    Fuck me it gets worse, Shami Twatrebarti and Doreen “All honkey’s are racists” Lawrence

    Please tell me this is a nightmare?

    Osama Bin Laden to light the blame (he’s not really dead the USA raid was all a Danny Boyle stunt)

  444. 444
    Paul Daniels says:


  445. 445
    Dave Figgley says:

    Nah. Vindaloo, sunshine.

  446. 446
    Nigel Farage says:

    A kingdom for my horse…….

  447. 447
    Mark Oaten says:

    Mmmm. I’m right underneath you and ready.

  448. 448
    amongymouse says:

    Interesting that toilets maguire can divine the political instincts of someone based on their skin colour – for what else could he see on the TV like that? Or are ether wearing multi-culti t-shirts? I think not – we all know what he means.

    Go on – someone call the police and report him for a race hate tweet. 56 days inside.

  449. 449
    Aunty Matter says:

    Cam-moron will produce Brown from his arse.

  450. 450
    Hit the Road says:

    Which is why the German Foreign Office strongly advises extra insurance for their nationals falling sick in the UK to be repatriated as soon as possible. They warn that British treatment is ‘basic’ and not to be relied upon. Check out the website,

  451. 451
    someone says:

    Chill out. Be positive. How you think I done it ?

  452. 452
    Nigel Farage says:

    For a brainwashed Hunt like you, maybe.

  453. 453
    English Liberation Front says:

    I think someone is rubbing someone’s nose in diversity again. The ceremony was bad enough but the triumphalism of all the usual lefty suspects is something else.

    Feel very ashamed for Britain that this was hi-jacked by the disciples of the Frankfurt School.

  454. 454
    Aunty Matter says:

    Basic? It’s worse than that it’s shite.

  455. 455
    Nigel Farage says:

    You are officially a brainwashed multicultural twat, enjoy.

  456. 456
    English Liberation Front says:


  457. 457
    Aunty Matter says:

    An honour guard of 500 Polish workers now.

  458. 458
    Dirty Den says:

    Time Gentlemen Please!!!

    No that’s alright, love. You can stay!

  459. 459
    rocknrolla says:

    I stopped watching couldn’t take any more.

    Is it really true Doreen Lawrence was on? Really?

  460. 460
    Dave the Rightwing Liberal says:

    We have to abide by EU rules Nigel.

  461. 461
    Dave Figgley says:

    Ha ha, son. She’s just fucked off because traffic will be down on her poncy blog.

    Time of the month etc…..

  462. 462
    Aunty Matter says:

    Trust me the BBC are at the very heart of this. Also don’t forget a lot of this planning was done when Liebore were still in power.

  463. 463
    WTF! says:

    Running late, typically British eh. The only thing they got right!

  464. 464
    Aunty Matter says:

    Yep and Shitty Chakrabarti and Wank i Moon as well. Oh and another white hater Mohammad Ali.

  465. 465
    erm... says:

    we should support our Olympics team. They have worked hard enough. …and Boris is a cheerful brand.

  466. 466
    TFFT says:

    Ah it’s good again now the politics have stopped. Should have been like this all the way through.

  467. 467
    Aunty Matter says:

    Actually you have to hand it to Boyle, he’s been very clever. He started off with the old green rolling hills and Cricket so anyone with white skin who didn’t vote Liebore thought “oh this looks good” then very slowly Boyle brought in the lefty propaganda and now right at the end it’s like a total wank fest for the BBC, Newsnight, Channel 4 news and the Guardian.

  468. 468
    English Liberation Front says:

    It’s been your country for 50 years and some of us don’t like it. But we are not going to go away. Wait and see.

  469. 469
    Nigel "I hit the ground at 200mph and walked away with some fag ash on my lapel" Farage says:

    *Swoons* What a guy!

  470. 470
    Hit the Road says:

    In its desire to paper over the complexities and contradictions of real life, kitsch, Milan Kundera suggested, is intimately linked with totalitarianism. In a healthy democracy, diverse interest groups compete and negotiate with one another to produce a generally acceptable consensus; by contrast, “everything that infringes on kitsch,” including individualism, doubt, and irony, “must be banished for life” in order for kitsch to survive.

    We have presented to the world a textbook example of the kitsch that is Britain’s elites vision of itself.

  471. 471
    Old timer says:

    Since ’48?

  472. 472
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    good cauldren

  473. 473
    erm... says:

    when our olympics sports team do well, then so do we.

  474. 474
    History check says:

    Yes, but since when did Africans and Asians toil the English land in Hardy’s time?

  475. 475
    Nigel Farage says:

    You just couldn’t make this up, could you?

  476. 476
    Aunty Matter says:

    No not Paul fucking McCartney now, what have we done to deserve this Cam-moron? Is this punishment for not giving you a majority?

    What next Bruce fucking Springtwat?

    Oh god now it’s Hey Jude and the sound is all fucked up!! ha ha ha

  477. 477
    White City 08 says:

    Count yourselves lucky. We had to eat dirt and shit it to build the running track.

  478. 478
    Aunty Matter says:

    It’s what Hitler and Stalin would have done.

  479. 479
    English Liberation Front says:

    The Guardian:-

    “Burley’s outburst will fuel suspicions that some members of the Conservative party have unreconstructed views which fail to recognise the pivotal contribution to society made by black and minority ethnic Britons.”

    Unreconstructed? Well that’s fairly clear then. Bring on the re-education camps.

  480. 480
    Aunty Matter says:

    Have you never watched the BBC’s Horrible Histories?

    Nelson was a gay black Mozzlum.

  481. 481
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    He wrote it, dear.

  482. 482
    Ugly Cunt says:

    How much facial plastic surgery has Paul McCartney had?

  483. 483
    Aunty Matter says:

    Well if Cam-moron thinks he’s getting my vote next time he can go fuck himself and the gutless Tory MP I helped vote in can go fuck himself as well.

  484. 484
    Twat says:

    Indeed Elsie, suck it up dear.

  485. 485
    Lord Burley (should be) says:

    I know.

  486. 486
    Clare in the Community says:

    FFS is Paul McCartney allowed out this time of night? If he is then his carers need to have a progress meeting,

  487. 487
    Just saying# says:

    Plastic chops = Paul McCartney

  488. 488
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I need to know how to Photoshop Mr. McCartney, dear.

  489. 489
    Lord Burley (should be) says:

    Don’t forget the wheelchair!

  490. 490
    Disappointed! says:

    Nothing British in that at all!

  491. 491
    Adolf Hitler says:

    We started it first. Anything else is a poor imitation.

  492. 492
    Lefty Propaganda says:

    What a waste of fucking of money!

  493. 493
    Lord Burley (should be) says:

    Is your remark addressed to the former Beatle or is he the intended subject of your, er, manipulations?

  494. 494
    Lord Burley (should be) says:


  495. 495
    Confused John says:

    Is it over?

  496. 496
    Cultural Marxism says:

    At lease you believed in something Adolf.

  497. 497
    Cultural Marxism says:

    Thank fuck it’s all over.

  498. 498
    rocknrolla says:

    Spot on.

    When that woman was sent to jail for shouting on the train about Britain becoming like the UN her lawyer specifically requested the judge send her to a re-education camp instead of jail. I’m serious.

  499. 499
    Gaz says:

    Fucking bullshit from start to finish!

  500. 500
    Jim of Epping Forest says:

    When are they going to light the Cauldron?

  501. 501
    Flat 327, Urinal Bevan House, 'ackney says:

    Ere it’s nearly bleedin’ 1 in the morning will someone from Newham Cahncil plull the bleedin plug on that lot. I’ve got to drive me taxi in the mornin.

  502. 502
    Olympic Ceremony says:


  503. 503
    Kartong Fyr says:

    Right! That was a heap of shit.

    And I didn’t even watch it.

    But I didn’t have to.

  504. 504
    Sven says:

    Bra är tråkigt, baby :)

  505. 505
    Mitt Romney says:

    I’m going to say one thing, and then I’ll shut my trap: It’s all right for you to lambaste the Olympics, but not me? Hey, I could have put on a better opening ceremony than Danny Boyle. SUSAN FREAKING BOYLE could have put on a better opening ceremony than Danny Boyle. There, I said it; now on to Is*ra*el to kiss some tush.

  506. 506
    Shive. says:

    I agree, wanted to see something British.

    So confused?

  507. 507
    Aunty Matter says:

    The Guardian can go fuck itself up the arse on Hampstead Heath.

  508. 508
    Sam says:

    Got to be the only medical care service in the world that its patients have to phone the fire brigade for a drink of water.

  509. 509
    Disappointed from America says:

    What on earth was British about that ceremony?

  510. 510
    Dave says:

    Come back Mitt. You was right all the time.

  511. 511
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Another throwaway comment, dear. Thanks for trying.

  512. 512
    Rickard says:

    Totally confused!

  513. 513
    007 says:

    James Bond?

  514. 514
    Notto says:

    Nothing British about it!

  515. 515
    Donny Osborne says:

    Whatever you do, don’t mention THE MORONS, FFS !!

  516. 516
    Bullshit, sorry :( says:

    Join the club Rickard.

  517. 517
    Aunty Matter says:

    Are we sure that shit wasn’t put together by Susan Boyle and Danny Boyle is tied up in a broom cupboard somewhere?

  518. 518
    Gaz says:

    I agree

  519. 519
    Your Fat-Fuck Landlord says:

    Fucking Mormon Nutters.

  520. 520
    Kartong Fyr says:

    I know that. Try and enter into the spirit of things!

    That was ab-so-lu-tly incredible, wasn’t it? A steaming pile of Rhino manure presented as the best of British.

    I am going to apply for a Pаkistani passport tomorrow… Oh bugger, it is Saturday.

  521. 521
    Sorry says:

    Nothing British about this at all.

  522. 522
    Bouffant Sidecar says:

    +1 P

  523. 523
    Anonymous says:

    McCartney has become an embarrassment.

  524. 524
    Jim says:

    Where were the British in all this????????????????

  525. 525
    Anonymous says:

    wasn’t that good, mate

  526. 526
    Edward says:

    Sorry to disappoint my US cousin, but we were not responsible.

  527. 527
    Ivy Baton-Round says:

    *rolls fag*

  528. 528
    Ed Miliband says:

    Wow! That was our best party political broadcast ever.

  529. 529
    Jase says:

    Bought and paid for, the sell out twat!

  530. 530
    The BBC says:

    We loved it. Well done.

  531. 531
    How in NY says:

    Come on guy… give me some Britishness FFS!

  532. 532
    E.B. says:

    Tomorrow, I eats, sleeps an trains my bonce to be even more beautiful.

  533. 533
    Mezz says:

    You got that right!

  534. 534
    Kabba in India says:

    Lets hope so John.

  535. 535
    sick of the greed and lies(still) says:

    I am somewhat confused. I thought it was signed by the last government? Who was that again?

  536. 536
    Aunty Matter says:

    Meanwhile the Daily Mail reports on the TRUTH about the NHS

    Nurse who failed to spot a pensioner had suffered a stroke for EIGHT HOURS is not struck off
    Nurse was supposed to check on patient regularly but checked her only at 9pm and 5.25am the next day
    He made no record of patient’s care
    Admitted wiping another patient down with bed sheet soaked in her own urine
    Council said ban would not be ‘proportionate’
    Nurse now works in a care home

    Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-2179832/Nurse-failed-spot-pensioner-suffered-stroke-EIGHT-HOURS.html#ixzz21s5QWz16

    Didn’t see that in Boyle’s shit propaganda tonight.

  537. 537
    Hákon says:

    Jag vet bara en person värre än dig och du pratar med honom.

  538. 538
    Sympathies from Portugal says:

    Get a refund from the IMF?

  539. 539
    elfin safety says:

    Have those fleas jumped ship yet, E?

  540. 540
    Aunty Matter says:

    I’d rather they set light to the coalition instead.

  541. 541
    We pay your fucking wages you leeches says:

    We thought it was shit, represent us you wankers!

  542. 542
    Isajezebel says:

    * skrattar * Be och sedan berätta för mig, älskling.

  543. 543


  544. 544
    Herta says:

    hear hear.

  545. 545
    Hákon says:

    Söta drömmar x

  546. 546
    I'm with you on that says:

    Total shite from start to finish.

  547. 547
  548. 548
    Anonymous says:

    We should be relieved that the cauldron wasn’t lit by a formation of kebab shop owners.

  549. 549
    Mr Sandman says:

    You saved yourself a few nightmares there.

  550. 550
    Jonny English says:

    Hear hear.

  551. 551
    E says:

    Yeah. They woz homin-fleas tho :)

    They back on the mummy-ship .

    Shit happens , don’t it ????

    E x .

  552. 552
    Barry O'Bummer says:

    They’d probably enjoy that shit.

  553. 553
    sy borg says:

    Translate OK

  554. 554
    Simon Sharman says:

    We English conquered the world on our fucking wheelchairs don’t you know?

  555. 555
    What a load of shite! says:

    Hear hear.

  556. 556
    pissed off at the dambusters says:

    I did enjoy laughing at the German official giving the Heil Hitler to the German team.
    Anyone got that on youtube yet?

  557. 557
    What a load of shite! says:

    And be right!

  558. 558
    Anonymous says:

    You forgot Poland and Siberia.

  559. 559
    rocknrolla says:

    I guarantee there will be a witch-hunt for him now led by the BBC and Gaurdian probably ending up with a thought-crime style confession and then off to re-education centre. Hope he has balls of steel to tell them to fuck off but 99% cave in and those that don’t, eg Powell, have the entire machine attack them.

  560. 560
    Darwin says:

    At lease he believed in something with a modicum of scientific evidence.

  561. 561
    The right direction says:

    After that display of shit we defiantly have it all to play for.

  562. 562
    not a machine says:

    In terms of extravganza to fit greatest show on earth , I would think its up there with the best , stadium pixels and whole arena used to good effect all dazzels and lights very good , the rings comming together , managed to create party atmosphere for those in stadium and atheletes , some genuine wow moments , nice touch with heatherwick olympic flame . being as loads of people around the world were watching who dont live in the Uk using some film moments probebly made sense .
    What annoyed me the most was near total selection of youth pop music , there was no greace or elegance to some of scenes , even one with LSE doing chariots of fire , had Mr bean in it .Beckenham looked cool .The complete lack of beautiful classical british music in sets was a miss , why not some Elgar or Delius . No tribute to shakespear , magna charter , churchill (other animating his statue in video piece) , could have had some wonderful pastoral scenes . Dont know why NHS was included , or for that matter choice of childrens stories not including CS lewis , no mention of cathedrals or christianity ……. No marching military bands , no Irish or Scottish dancing , no welsh tenor or saprano . I would have 3 minis red white and blue doing theme tune from Italian Job

    Bit with Queen and bond would have been more thoughtful if helicopter had landed in stadium (I know wires for show and cameras made it impossible), and lost phone piece was hard to describe what it was saying about britain even with Tim Berners lee surprise .

    Musically a let down (even though I liked some of the pop music) and hsitorically a bit liberal and leftie in portrayal in some themes . Entertaining certainly , poster for labour ???…. mmm some of comments above seem to ponder if it wasnt somthing of Blairs delayed fuses ,

    Overall we are the hosts , we can do this and will do it , we can do a good job despite a bucket load of leftie rubbish , make it the world class sporting event it is and do our bit .

    Mitt and Boris round 2 , Have to admitt that I understood American foreign policy to be limited , just tell him Boris that your not so eccentric , as you get yer underpants from M&S ……..

  563. 563
    not a machine says:

    I saw that LOL , could have been camera angle though

  564. 564
    garden shed conceptual continuity expert says:

    I just read this thread backwards.

    It funny but still don’t make no sense.

    who to complain to?

  565. 565
    not a machine says:

    Airbrushed into modernity , al Nu Labour

  566. 566
    night owl murderer says:

    @Ontablets and @Ewaname_Botha. I doubt you’ll receive much sympathy from either of them though.

  567. 567
    Anonymous says:

    As usual the BBC coverage gave the impression that non-whites are in the majority in the UK and that casual g@y kissing is a key part of the culture.

  568. 568
    IS IT OVER YET says:

    Is that it ? Can i get on with my life now ?

  569. 569
    Vicious Jenny says:

    She gives so much and yet she is still not allowed to speak her name. *sighs* A TRUE martyr of the internet.

  570. 570
    not a machine says:

    Complaining just seems seems like minoirty grumping on this global stage , as in best British tradition , do a good job , be good hosts , accept praise from rest of world that we can do it well . recover from dousing of bilge when jobs done . Resume kindlewood effort for liars later on

  571. 571
    Coke sniffing rent boy hiring Beeboid says:

    Well it is at the BBC you fucking wacist NAZI!

  572. 572
    Victoria of fainting says:

    Oh darling!

  573. 573
    Becky Pippins says:

    I think she’s happy being one of the “disparu”. An omni-talented goddess can always pop in when she feels up to it.

  574. 574
    blank says:


  575. 575
    Lefty Luvvie says:

    No, you have two more weeks of this shite to deal with.

  576. 576
    Tron says:

    I did not see the Olympic show but if Ed Balls , Sally Bercow and Everyone at the BBC thought it was “brilliant” it must have been socialist shit.

  577. 577
    Me says:

    The London Olympics ceremony was fucking shite!

  578. 578
    blank says:

    She gives her services for free, I’m told.

  579. 579
    For the masses says:

    Multicultural socialist bollocks from start to finish.

  580. 580
    Guess who says:

    Damn right.

  581. 581
    Becky Pippins says:

    She does. More importantly, though: She keeps moderators on their toes.

  582. 582
    EHRC says:

    If you didn’t like the London Olympics opening ceremony then your a wacist.

  583. 583
    rocknrolla says:

    Watching it tonight and the reaction online is quite depressing.

    I think it’s probably all over. Many on here are patriots but we have no-one to represent us or stand up for the England we love.

    There are now so many indigenous people who believe that mass immigration is a good thing and that to have their homeland stolen from them is modern and exciting.

    All societies die eventually. And ours is doing so I fear. At least we had our glory days that will live in the history books long after Kevin Maguire, Stan Collymore, Sally Bercow, the fucking NHS, BBC, multiculturalism, Obama worship etc is all just a bad memory.

    There have been dark ages before and we are entering one now. The ancient Athenians died. The Romans died. And now the English too.

    But we can remain proud of the achievements over the centuries, we lasted longer than most.

    If only we had listened to Enoch Powell. Just imagine how great this nation would have been with no EU and no immigration. What a waste, a sad waste.

  584. 584
    blank says:

    Yes. I see some slob slumped over his screen right now. Is he our moderator tonight?

  585. 585
    amymouse says:

    He has already come out and said he supports multiculturalism on twitter just now. Pathetic.

  586. 586
    Becky Pippins says:

    Probably. See how he rattles off reams of shite when we “activate” him?

  587. 587
    blank says:

    It’s like Playdough, though.

  588. 588
    Anonymous says:

    Danny Boyle’s CD collection has a lot to answer for.

  589. 589
    Becky Pippins says:

    He is rather thick around the middle, isn’t he?

  590. 590
    Cutie says:

    Couldn’t sleep, gals. Are we baiting Mr. Man again?

  591. 591
    Tron says:


  592. 592
    blank says:

    Nope. We’re just discussing politics, Cutie.

  593. 593
    Anonymous says:

    God bless ya Dannny Boyle – I’d never have known that the Industrial Revolution was largely thanks to our ethnic population. I’m surprised Idris Elba wasn’t playing Brunel!

  594. 594
    Becky Pippins says:

    It’s funny to watch him type politics, I think.

  595. 595
    Cutie says:


  596. 596
    Cutie says:

    Is Ewa*me still banned?

  597. 597
    Anonymous says:

    There’s never a Jihadi around when you need one.

  598. 598
    blank says:

    Is the Pope still a cu’nt, petal?

  599. 599
    Anonymous says:

    What are you on about? The left are up in arms about the sick joke of 50% youth unemployment and 25% general. Have you missed the strikes and protests?

    The government is right wing, committed to saving the Euro not the people.

  600. 600
    Becky Pippins says:

    Ha ha. Is Pull St***es still a shitter?

  601. 601
    Vicious Jenny says:

    Hi. Anything happening, girls?

  602. 602
    Anonymous says:

    Erm French is the official language of the IOC, you know, seeing as a Frenchman brought the Games back from the dead.

  603. 603
    Cutie says:

    Fuck all. I just rolled a fag.

  604. 604
    Cut off from the internet says:

    Indeed, but I’ll never give up.

  605. 605
    Becky Pippins says:

    I copied Cutie..

  606. 606
    Destruction of a once proud Nation says:

    Lets go for 600 of the best you c’unts!

  607. 607
    Tinker says:

    It all learning experience, ain’t it?

  608. 608
    Vicious Jenny says:

    Who invited you, sweetheart?

  609. 609
    Just my Observation says:

    Londonistan is a cancer at the heart of Britain.

  610. 610
    Tinker says:

    Nobody. That’s why I’m here!

  611. 611
    Becky Pippins says:

    Tinky’s cool. We all just practicing our typing, yeah?

  612. 612
    blank says:

    Right on!

  613. 613
    Kenneth Moron says:

    Amen to that!

  614. 614
    Becky Pippins says:

    Fuck OFF, Kenny. You’re maxing my letch-meter out.

  615. 615
    Anonymous says:

    No Dickens either, that I saw.

  616. 616
    Kenneth Moron says:

    I know. Is that a problem?

  617. 617
    Cutie says:

    That depends on how much chocolate you’ve brung with you.

  618. 618
    Kenneth Moron says:

    I’ve brought pounds of chocolate, girls! I’m looking for a Botha. I hear she comes on here.

  619. 619
    Vicious Jenny says:

    Did you bring tobacco, Ken?

  620. 620
    Kenneth Moron says:

    No. I don’t drink.

  621. 621
    Kenneth Moron says:

    …either. I perv.

  622. 622
    Tinker says:

    I need to visit the tray.

  623. 623
    blank says:

    I need a tinkle. Break?

  624. 624
    Vicious Jenny says:

    Sure. We all take five, yeah?

  625. 625
    Kenneth Moron says:

    *waves to the moderator*

  626. 626
    *waves to the lightweight* says:

    Cooeeee :)

  627. 627
    Kenneth Moron says:

    Helloo? Girls??

  628. 628
    *mufffled voices from beneath the dining room table "tent"* says:

    Shussh. He’ll never find us here. Pass the Ribena, Tinker. OMG, Cutie!! THAT is the prettiest innie I’ve ever seen!!

  629. 629
    *mufffled voices from beneath the dining room table "tent"* says:

    Shussh. Yeah! You can take your finger out anytime, Jenny.

  630. 630
    *mufffled voices from beneath the dining room table "tent"* says:

    Shush! We can’t spell *muffled*. Ewa will probably laugh at us! *licks tongue*

  631. 631
    *mufffled voices from beneath the dining room table "tent"* says:

    FUCK E. Ooops, sorry!

    Shush. Put your finger back where it was, Tinker.


  632. 632
    Plat du jour says:

    More like the State of the Union undress on my iPad.

  633. 633
    *mufffled voices from outside the dining room table "tent"* says:

    You girls are being very silly. I’m going to The Telegraph.

  634. 634
    Hákon says:

    *wakes up in the night to see what all the din is*

  635. 635
    Plat du jour says:

    You forgot Gordy’s fave utterly tuneless group the Icelandic Chimps – or something..

  636. 636
    *mufffled voices from beneath the dining room table "tent"* says:

    He’s gone, thank fuck. Everything in working order. Stop what you’re doing, girls, and retract your pencils.

  637. 637
    Hákon says:

    *Looks for clothes but can’t find them*

    Why have you got me up?

    *covers himself with his hands*

  638. 638
    *mufffled voices from beneath the dining room table "tent"* says:

    Shusshh – Some bloke just woke up in the night to see what all the din was.

  639. 639
    *mufffled voices from beneath the dining room table "tent"* says:

    Is he the naked moderator, Becky?

  640. 640
    Hákon says:

    Hey! What are you doing with my collection of willy warmers?

  641. 641
    Headmistress says:

    Also a shame about the general grammar and atrocious spelling (and misuse of the word ‘partake’).

  642. 642
    Becky Pippins says:

    Hmm. I think his thingy went off accidentally.

  643. 643
    Hákon says:

    No. No. It’s not what you think.

    I was, er, eating a cream bun, in my sleep…

  644. 644
    Becky Pippins says:


    What a guy !!

    Na night , Hákon x

  645. 645
    Hákon says:

    Damn! How can I stop this. Aaaaaagggghhhh!

  646. 646
    P A Munch, historian says:

    Hákon was a mighty, almost flawless ruler…

  647. 647
    Local Headmistress says:

    YOU obviously have not been to east London lately!!

  648. 648
    Bergensavisen says:

    *Haken’s cream bun stopped erupting after about five minutes*

  649. 649
    Yet another local Headmistress says:

    He should be shot then.

  650. 650
    A Pensioner says:

    rocknrolla: my conclusion also. Watching that performance I’m left with a profound sadness. A once great nation now withering – I’m not even sure about the history bit, as it will be re-written by the apologists.

    In the last 100 years Britain has literally save the world from 2 great evils – first naziism, then communisim, as well as creating the anglosphere in previous centuries. Watching last night, I got the impression that Britain’s contribution to world history was a few second rate pop songs, some even mimed badly.

    When a society loses faith in itself, and can’t celebrate its magnificent history for fear of offending some perceived minority, its doomed.

  651. 651
    Hákon says:

    Did someone say Cooee?

  652. 652
    Headmistress says:

    But you will no doubt be cheering for the blick ‘English’ medal winners…

  653. 653
    Hákon says:

    *composing himself*

    Have I interrupted something?

    *realises that his hands are covered with some substance which could, at a long push, be cream. Tries to wipe it off without anyone noticing*

  654. 654
    Hákon says:

    * Hákon watches the dining room table cloth move about. He can hear muffled voices and breathing underneath. He is fully awake now and is beginning to become annoyed that his local paper can’t even spell his name correctly. He is supposed to be a mighty and almost flawless ruler and feels that he should not be standing here like a tit, dripping onto the carpet. He decides to act.*

    OK. You can all come out

    *nothing happens. He feels even more of a tit. He walks decisively towards the dining room table cloth….*

    (to be continued)

  655. 655
    Headmistress says:

    Nope, you got it right. Who’s means nothing but “who is”; whose is the correct word for ‘belonging to”.

  656. 656
    Headmistress says:

    Grammar school teacher? Like hell you are! Were iou ejerkatid unda nuliebore?

  657. 657
    Headmistress says:

    Which probably explains why she made it very clear that she was not a happy bunny. She must have been given a preview so knew what to expect.

  658. 658
    Headmistress says:

    OH, and there’s me thinking Trigger was a horse!

  659. 659
    Headmistress says:

    But this is an IOC show – and they answer to nobody. So the EU shoulld be told to stuff their rules up their jacksies.

  660. 660
    Headmistress says:

    Well, much of it is her own fault for signing all that crap legislation into law over the past 15 years instead of telling Blair and Brown to shove it.

  661. 661
    D Boil esq (Dickhead) says:

    Bugger me! Now why didn’t I think of that??

  662. 662
    D Boil esq (Dickhead) says:

    Glad I watched it on ESPN – this is a sports meeting so it was more appropriate than a politically biased channel. ESPN was good and had well informed commentators who only spoke when necessary and just let the pictures do the talking.

  663. 663
    UKIP.i.am says:

    It started off with Branagh and his lame speech from Shakespeare’s The Tempest. I would have had his stirring speech from Henry V (especially as it would have pissed of the French).

    (Note that in the recent BBC’s ‘Hollow Crown’ version of Henry V, the Duke of York was ridiculously played by a b**** man. And that after all the whinging that was made whenever a white actor played Othello)

    I would also have had some praise made to JRR Tolkien – seeing as Boyle seemed to have copied the hill from the Shire followed by the Scouring of the Shire.

    There was far too much dancing and pop and the NHS was a shameless political statement. The NHS is nothing to be proud of. There are many better health services with much better records than that. Surely the patients are far more important than those working in it.

    The Bond bit was good as was Atkinson but it went downhill fast after that.

    What other changes would you have made?

  664. 664
    UKIP.i.am says:

    I dont expect she liked being chucked out of a helicopter either.

  665. 665
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Should have been Abbott without parachute.

  666. 666
    UKIP.i.am says:

    All those sick children that were leaping about on trampoline beds. How realistic was that?

  667. 667
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    Yep. The NHS and Jarrow march being “celebrated”. I mean, having a scene with children in hospital beds??? What kind of spectacle is that FFS!

    A load of BBC and Guardian friendly crap. The NHS piece was blatant Labour propaganda. I bet Millitwit makes a reference to this bit of the ceremony in his party conference speech.

  668. 668
    Gordon Brown says:

    The number of the beast!!!

    Oh fuck!!! I always wanted to do that.

    *gets in car*

    That was a disaster. Should never have put me on this blog, with that woman, Ewe-an-me. Whose idea was that? Sue I think. It’s ridiculous.

  669. 669
    Unidentified Man says:

    What did she say?

  670. 670
    Gordon Brown says:

    Ah, everything. She’s just a sort of bigoted woman. Said she used to blog on the Telegraph. I mean it’s ridiculous…

  671. 671
    drphilyerboots says:

    So now working in the private sector then?

  672. 672
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Only saw the last bit with Maca roni squawking his Hey Jude which was pathetic and embarrassing , and the flaming caldron thingy, thought that was pretty good, I hope it was British engineering.
    I’m guessing that the ‘ceremony’ was all worthy and ‘right on’ something like the millennium dome fcuk up.

    I’m also guessing that lefty boyle was picked by libore, if he wasn’t then I despair.

  673. 673
    Ali Baba says:

    The par is most certainly quite superfluous, Effendi.

  674. 674
    HMRC says:

    We can tell how to shop Mr McCartney, Elsie.

  675. 675
    A small object of desire says:

    Dambusters and Enola Gay.

    PC gold.

  676. 676
    Darcy Bustel says:

    Anybody can do it – you can practice in front of the mirror

  677. 677
    Anonymous says:

    yes and Hollande, the French socialist president is up in arms too about it, haven’t you heard that he is going to do all he can to save the Euro, and that includes having mass unemployment. Surely you must have missed his statements about the 25% unemployment in Spain! He is more interested in saving the euro than peoples jobs, you prat!

    let these countries go back to governing themselves with their own currency. It is the only solution

    They should have done it 4 years ago and they all would 4 years better on their way to recovery, but they are ofcourse now 4 years worse off!

  678. 678
    Socialist realism rocks says:

    We got abide with me and there was a short excerpt from nimrod but you’re right – it was mostly crap

  679. 679
    CHRIST ON A BIKE! says:

    he was appointed in june 2010. So the decision would have just pre-dated this government and discussions with him,would have been going on for while before that, no doubt.

    It was a Liebour appointment and some blatant Liebour propaganda thrown into the ceromony.

  680. 680
    oddly helpful says:

    It’s an elementary principle of building design that providing fire exits encourages people to be careless with naked flames. Best not to bother with them.

  681. 681

    Good summary.

    On reflection in the harsh light of the morning, i liked it.

    A lot of risks taken. Enough of them paid off to make it successful.

  682. 682

    P.S. We had to replace the Guards Band by Arctic Monkeys at the last minute because they were on ticket inspection duty

  683. 683

    Very clever reworking

  684. 684

    Wow!!!! I am voting for him!

    Mind you, true story, when I joined the tory party, I ws sucked in by the promise of strippers at a young conservative meting. They never materialised.

    At least this chap looks like he can rise to the occassion! :)

  685. 685
    U.K. And proud of it ! says:

    Haz, you soundlike your wife walked out on you. She did didnt she !

  686. 686
    The great rock and roll swindle that the thick punks still dont appreciate says:

    Doesnt that singer chap advertise butter these days ?

  687. 687
    Plastic paddy power says:

    Does mauritania have a tennis tournament you know one with no players so we can sent the English team ?

  688. 688
    Chris Bryants statement is as bad as racism since it infers you are a racist if you vote conservativ says:

    Your so right Chris and wasnt it awful that the kind of humour practised by the likes of Bernard Manning was so popular in all those posh tory clubs like the embassey club in Manchester

  689. 689
    jimmy says:

    fuck off jimmy

  690. 690
    nine bob note says:

    give jimmy a call, he’ll talk ‘em round

  691. 691
    Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

    Right on Eric:

  692. 692
    John Prescott says:

    Bloody amateur – give us those tassels & I’ll show you how it’s done

  693. 693
    John Prescott says:

    Here babe, look at my engorged red head

  694. 694
    Rich Johnston says:

    Is that Dominic Frisby? It is! Hello Dominic!

  695. 695
    Dave you really are hopeless and Useless says:

    Just vote IKIP

  696. 696
    oddly helpful says:

    John (Maynard) Keynes was not a -she- if you don’t mind. Her sort didn’t appreciate the familiarity of -your- sort.

  697. 697
    Stiff nipples, air conditioning company says:

    Borrowed from Guido’s iPod.

  698. 698
    Osama the Nazarene says:


  699. 699

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