July 27th, 2012

Breaking Video: Jeremy Hunt Hits Woman With Bell End


  1. 1
    Kebab Time says:

    Where there is blame, there is a claim!

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    Hunt’s crumbling bell end…

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    Jonny says:

    He’s a bit awkward, isn’t he.

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    Snotsicle says:

    What’s the betting that Mrs. Duffy unscrewed that deliberately?

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    towerofbabble says:

    That’s made my day! Hilarious!

  6. 6
    BoJo for PM says:

    Boris’ barnstorming performance yesterday and his response to Mitt Mormony’s stupid comments showed why he should be PM and not Camoron.

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    Prickweasel says:

    And for everything else there’s mastercard…

  8. 8
    Aunty Matter says:

    Jeremy Hunt hits woman with ‘Gordon Brown’

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    Les says:

    Absolutely no words needed.

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    Dropping a Clanger says:

    Hunt hits woman’s Hunt with Bell end.

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    Les says:

    Apart from those words to say that no words are needed.

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    simon r says:

    If you look up the word TWAT in a dictionary there is just a picture of Jeremy Hunt.

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    Soothsayer says:

    Fair play. He took that well.

  14. 14
    AC1 says:

    Is anyone else as totally disinterested in the Olympics as myself?

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    alexsandr says:

    I could see 2 bell-ends in that….

    and only 1 came out of the bell.

    went like the clappers tho!

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    I’ve seen bigger penises, dear.

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    AC1 says:

    “wife” = Beard?

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    farah d says:

    Tick tock tick tock, the Olympic clock starts the countdown to the finish line and a late summer cabinet reshuffle. Taking bets on Jeremy (Cockney rhyming slang)Hunt being on the backbences demotion list.

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    Anonymous says:

    I thought Cameron’s pointed “it’s easier if you do it in the middle of nowhere” remark quite a classy response.

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    SP4BS says:

    Perhaps, but I signed a contract to say that I can never ever agree with you on this forum.

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    sick of everything, ever says:

    No. I think it’s going to be fun.

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    Lord Scalded Bollock says:

    With all of these bells ringing,is it Quasimodo’s birthday?

  24. 24
    Raving Loon says:

    Bread and circuses have no effect on those who can think critically.

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    Gordon Brown says:

    How hideously diverse. And that one looks bigotted to me.

  26. 26
    Diane Fatbutt says:

    Male chauvinist pig!

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    Bojo says:

    Look up “disinterested” in the dictionary.

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    lastofthesummervintage says:

    Hard to tell i can see two bell ends, at least the bell makes a sensible sound when shook

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    Anonymous says:

    Totally not bothered. Don’t know where to start. Zil lanes, butcher not able to make Olympic rings out of sausages, brand police, businesses threatened, g4s fiasco, ticketing malarkey, people who say that people should embrace all of this. Billions spent in a time of financial meltdown. Paris must be chuckling.

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    Plato says:

    HE took it well – it was HER got hit??

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    Confusion, He says:

    Man who surround himself with children seem taller.

  32. 32
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    How is your Reg nowadays, Elsie? Still got the same trouble?

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    Randy Focker says:

    I notice there was a brassy bell end featured at the end of that clip also.

  34. 34
    Anonymous says:

    Who’s the fittie in the black and white dress?

  35. 35
    Gordon Brown is a cock says:

    Well, at least it wasn’t Gordon Brown. He’d have put her in hospital and then blamed her for being hurt.

  36. 36
    Ex Penses says:

    Is that the new Sony Tv that the taxpayer has just bought for Sal and John?

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    MI6 says:

    Tamped with beforehand by a sad lefty no doubt.

  38. 38
    Plato says:

    Nice she takes an interest in her children, watching them on TV from the comfort of her armchair ??

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    SP4BS says:

    Paris isn’t chuckling, because its gone to Nice for a month.

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    Chamberlain's_Moustache says:

    Who is the fittie in the Black and White dress?

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    Gordo McBroon says:

    She was a bigoted woman anyway.

  42. 42
    Last night at Labour HQ says:

    Ed, why don’t you…

    It’s Mr Balls to you, teaboy!

    Mr Balls, Mitt Romney called me Mr Leader. Why don’t you ever call me Mr Leader? Or at least Mr Miliband?

    Pipe down and go get me my tea and biscuits, you tosspot!

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    Randy Focker says:

    Where is the Chinese one? Also, why is there a hippo in that clip?

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    SP4BS says:

    I wonder whether slagging off Utah makes most americans chuckle.

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    I Wonder says:

    Is that the first time his bell end has come off in his hand?

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    Weird Ed says:

    Thith ith outrageous.

    What I say to Mr Hunt is that he should resign immediately and if he doesn’t The Prime Minister should sack him.

    In his position Hunt should have checked his end before he waved it around. He could have damaged that woman. On the wider issue, everyone should check their bell ends immediately – this cannot be allowed to continue.

    But we need to know why this was allowed to happenin the first place, so today I will be approaching the Speaker to seek the recall of Parliament. I will be calling for a judge led inquiry into this, reporting to the house before the next election. If the Prime Minister will not call an inquiry, I will set one up myself.

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    OED says:

    disinterested = not interested

  48. 48
    Snotsicle says:

    Notice the kid who has been carefully positioned to obscure how fat Abbott is.

  49. 49
    Mormonism is weird says:

    Who would call a child Mitt and expect him to be any good at anything?

  50. 50
    Gok Wan says:

    Oh get her!
    Your only jealous ‘cos no man has ever thrown his bellend at you, you fat smelly bitch.

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  53. 53
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    This issue warrants…….wait for it guys and gals…..


  54. 54
    Observer says:

    At least he laughing, if I had my bell end over my head, there would also be tears in my eyes.

  55. 55
    Harridan Harmanhater says:

    It’s an omni-jangles.

  56. 56
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    His back is still is giving him terrible gyp dear, I’ve not had any in years.

  57. 57
    Randy Focker says:

    Ed, do you see a bell end every time you look in the mirror?

  58. 58
    Christopher Walken says:

    Jeremy Hunt could have used more cowbell!

  59. 59
    W!ll!am Hague-WarCriminal says:

    Oy vey! Assad/Hezbollah sabotaged the bell! Nuke Syria and Iran now!!!

  60. 60
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Yes, dear. He is feeling rather brittle so I thought I’d let him lie there a while longer. He doesn’t complain, God bless him, but I think this heat wears him out.
    I’ll tell him you enquired after him, dear. That will cheer him up.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    A bit stiff, indeed.

  62. 62
    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Oooh. I’m flattered, dear.

  63. 63
    Crown Prosecution Service says:

    We can confirm that charges against Jeremy Hunt are being considered.

    Our team are attempting to establish whether the bell in question was supplied by Rupert Murdoch.

  64. 64
    G4S/Al-CIAda says:

    Ssssh! False Flag not due till tonight!

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    The BBC are cunts says:

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    Engineer says:

    Let this be a warning, all. This is what can happen if your nuts are loose.

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    All the world's a stage says:

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    Moussa Koussa says:

    He’s gone and done it… Call me Dave is trying to use the Olympics to relaunch his Big Society Boll*ocks

    The spanner has “””Given 17 tickets for tonight’s Olympic Opening Ceremony, but has given them to people who have contributed to Big Society projects”””

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    Lord Coe-Ca Cola says:

    My warmest congratulations to Guido for having received a new Olympic record of 233 tweets with this clip.

    Another gold for Team GB without doubt.

  70. 70
    Uncanny says:

    H*rry C*le on bass, AGAIN!!

  71. 71
    SaltPetre says:

    That sounds Nice.

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    Axe the TV tax says:

    Obviously done on purpose that one, c’unts!

  73. 73
    Moussa Koussa says:

    I see you blue noses have managed to totally P off London Cab drivers…Well Done.

    London Cab drivers are a bastion of right wing nutcases who vote Tory even if a cabbage was its leader.

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    Murray_midget says:

    I think I recognise the woman that got hit…her face rings a bell!

  75. 75
    Kim Il-Short says:

    You lie, capitalist running doggy.

  76. 76
    elfin safety says:

    ….floats my boat :P

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    Sir Aston Martin says:

    I’ve always looked up to him as a role model — be sure to tell him that, Elsie!

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    Good job that didn’t hit me, otherwise the police would have been there dealing with a major race crime perpetrated by one of the elitist posh boys from the ‘nasty party’.

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    SaltPetre says:

    The irony is that Naughtie is a fat c.u nt

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    Londoner says:

    Yeah, we get all that. Lots of talking points. But for now can we just enjoy the spectacle?

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    Mitt Sue-Bishy says:

    I used to be a female brain surgeon.

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    Security says:

    Do you have a double?

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Oh, I still look down on him as a role model, dear. I just have to be careful when I’m Hoovering.

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    Hope Charlie has recovered from ingesting that newt says:

    We had the Viking invasions.

    We had the Danish invasion.

    Today it is the Swedish invasion.

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    Tuscan Tony says:

    No, you can quite easily be interested in something in which you are disinterested. Uninterested is perhaps the entirely different word you are seeking. But these fripperies are a tad wasted on a website where Neo “spellman” Guido has at least a partial hand on the tiller.

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    Elsie Beattie (83 and a quarter) says:

    Let’s all go to Paris then and have a little rummage around, dear.

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    Hope Charlie has recovered from ingesting that newt says:

    Wouldn’t want him to disappear in the suction…

  88. 88
    Popeye says:

    Jerry built rubbish, ban Chinese imports/

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I have covered myself in deep heat and am limbering up to light the Olympic Cauldron

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    Hope Charlie has recovered from ingesting that newt says:

    + 1,000,000,000,0000,000,000,000,000,000,000

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    bum tish says:


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    Ivy Baton-Round says:

    You deserve a medal – tough nuts to crack.

  93. 93
    Ivy Baton-Round says:

    Haven’t you got anything better to do?

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    Lord Coe-Ca Cola says:

    I note with satisfaction that the tweets have now reached a staggering record of 280 and Guido shows no signs of stopping.

    You’re either in front of Guido or behind him.

    I know which I am !!!!

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    Diane Fatbott says:

    Chin ? Yes. Four of them.

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    Only 16 days 10 hours 13 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    Couldn’t you cover yourself in petroleum jelly?

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    Becky Pippins says:

    My fingers couldn’t help typing that – the brain had so little to do with it. Glad it tickled you.

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    Lord Coe says:


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    Gonk says:

    Minister assaults woman with bell end on 6-inch cruiser.

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    Dick Emery Paper says:


    …but I like you.

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    Hope Charlie has recovered from ingesting that newt says:

    I am still tender after yesterday.

    Did they arrive?

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    Fy Moses says:

    Some bellends are more easily checked than others. It WOULD be a gentleman of the, shall we say, “trimmed” variety to come up with this.

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    What a bag of shite says:

    Acts performing at the opening ceremony include Duran Duran, Paolo Nutini and Snow Patrol. I mean, really, is that the best they could do?!

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    Gordon Brown says:

    Is Nokia throwing an Olympic sport?

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    Spank Sinatra says:

    Forget the jelly.

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    Lord Oldshit says:

    Yes. I will win Gold in tossing the Cable.

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    Only 16 days 10 hours 01 minutes until the Olympics are over! Yay! says:

    A solution of petroleum, benzene and polystyrene – makes a lovely smell in the morning.

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    Dick Emery Paper says:

    Ha ha. The huge, fatter one (the wife, I think) phoned an hour ago to say they’d landed some time before but weren’t being allowed off the plane because there was no ladder available!

    Well! You know my sense of humour – I had to bite my tongue.

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    Some Twat Up North says:

    He’s a wanker

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    Hope Charlie has recovered from ingesting that newt says:

    I thought that was what evacuation slides were for.

    How do you accidentally swallow a newt BTW, even an imaginary one?

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    Engineer says:

    Moussa, are you a closet bureaucrat? I just wondered, given that you use speach marks in triplicate….

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    Wotta Tossa says:

    Whereas the left wing loonies would put their ‘X’ next to a piece of dog shit with a red rosette affixed to it.

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    Engineer says:

    I know it’s a bit pedantic, but the Vikings were Danish, Swedish (and Norwegian).

    Unless you’re suggesting that we’re being over-run by Volvos?

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    Joe says:

    It’s gonna be a huge embarrassment.

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    Lizzie says:

    No doubt the bell looked great on paper, it just fell apart as soon as it was put to the practical test. Wonder if it will be an exemplar of the rest of the Olympic planning?

    Who provided the bell? G4S?

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    Gen. Sir Pritchard Dammit. says:

    Camp Anology. Popular down the PoW I believe.

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    AC1 says:


    Not influenced by considerations of personal advantage.
    Having or feeling no interest in something.

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    Hope Charlie has recovered from ingesting that newt says:

    Oh. I know my Grimsbys, Nasebys and Whitbys, not to mention -thorpes, -thwaites, and -tofts.

    I was using some historic license to make a point about some arrivals today who appear to be rather less benign, by all accounts!

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    AC1 says:

    Outside of football and say the 100 meters do you normally watch any of the other sports?

    Thought not.

    Spectacle? It’s mind drivel.

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    AC1 says:

    It’s an formatting error that sometimes happens when someone forwards something though old email systems.

    It seems Moussa isn’t even writing his own drivel.

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    E says:

    Oh, I wouldn’t put anything past Charlie – a real character!

    As a baby in his pram, with it’s brake on, he’d rock it vigorously enough to propel himself across their patio. We’d just turn it around at the end and watch him “bunny-hop” his way back.

    Pre-toddler stage, and being in a family of strict vegetarians, Charlie was caught face-down in Tinker’s bowl happily munching at her Whiskas!

    He’s nine now. A newt would go well with his crisps. From the age of four he was assuming we were all thick and carefully explaining the world to us.

    Fucking annoying. He’ll probably end up as PM one day. Had to tell you x

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    AC1 says:

    are you kidding?!?

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    Är hustrun gift med Stew, svenska? says:

    Very much the social system which pervades Scandinavia. Encourages unbearable little toads. I like the kids should be seen and not heard approach except that good tuition is important. I don’t mind explaining anything to a kid who genuinely wants to know but do not see why they have to be entertained.

    Nasty bastard, I’ve been called. Always pleases me… ♥

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    Slippery Slope says:

    Sabotage, surely? His was the only bell out of about a hundred that this happened to?

  125. 125
    Slippery Slope says:

    Or the BBC. Or the Guardian. Or a member of the Labour Party.

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    Är hustrun gift med Stew, svenska? says:

    A judge should be disinterested, but not uninterested.

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    AC1 says:

    In theory there’s no difference between practise and theory. In practise there is.

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    Nej, varför? says:


  129. 129
    keredybretsa says:

    and Jeremy does his thing!

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    hemskt jäveln låter ganska trevligt says:

    Yeah, I knows where you comin from.

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    Rat's arse says:

    Maybe he is a w*nker, but it seems to me that he was nobbled [where was Bollox at the time?

  132. 132
    Forkbender says:

    Yes, but look who was ringing it

  133. 133
    Forkbender says:

    Or was it Gordon?

  134. 134
    Forkbender says:

    Itis just like Dubya trying to walk through a false door

  135. 135
    Forkbender says:

    If there are any more incidents involing Jewemy it will certainly brighten 3 weeks of boredom

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    Forkbender says:

    Definition of the word TWAT
    1. [Brit, vulgar] A man who is a stupid incompetent fool
    2. Obscene term for female genitals

    Tkae your pick

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    Forkbender says:

    Any more stunts involving Jewemy Hunt and it certainly will be

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    Bellender Carlisle says:

    What kind of cock-wep offers an apology by screeching “Oo-err, health and safety!!!”?

  139. 139
    Lord Mandelbum of Fondleboys says:

    This is how he’s become known as Hapless Hunt…

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    Anonymous says:

    To be fair, the ladies didnt seem worried. They were fluttering around him like bees around a honeypot !

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    dock sucker says:

    where’s snow white?

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    nice in nice says:

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    oo-er says:

    no-one got the Sky news interview where they asked Boris about Hunt’s bellend coming off?

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    Trahison des Clercs says:

    One up for the CESM. I understand that just before that Committee (who can’t be named for obvious reasons) made the choice between London and Paris , the CESM found a form of words which insulted the said Committee with the result that
    Paris ‘lost’. I imagine that a lot of cheese was eaten that night and on many nights more recently .

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    Trahison des Clercs says:

    Ha! ‘blue noses’ whose favourite is that? I guess Snot!!!

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    Casey Stengel, Famous American Baseballer says:

    That was one of my favorite lines. (And you could look it up.)
    Another one was: “They let me go [as a manager] when I turned seventy. Believe me, I’ll never make that mistake again.”

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    Wellard says:

    Easy accident to happen, what’s worse is he passes the bell to some bird and skulks off like a scolded cat. What a tosser.

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    Esmeralda says:

    I can assure you that there is nothing worse than unscrewing your bell end.

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    bandersnatch says:

    It was a joyous, joyous, event… especially since no-one got hurt. He had the presence of mind to to make a joke about ‘elf and safety’… Yes… through my mind passed most of the funny tags that have arisen in this thread, but not so well thought out as they are here. Wot a larf! I confess it endeared the laddie to me. When you have a name not far short of The Berkshire …. you have to be up for a few quips.

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    bandersnatch says:

    Neat, neat! Best to keep em properly screwed, I’d guess.

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    bandersnatch says:


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    the dictionarist says:

    he obviously meant to say

    jeremy Hunt

    the hulture secretary

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