July 26th, 2012

When Mitt Romney Came To Town Part II


  1. 1
    Well says:

    Wier Ed, just aint no statesman.

  2. 2
    Ed Balls says:

    Hey! You call him Tea Boy!

  3. 3
    Y Fronts says:

    Milliband might be weird, but he doesn’t go around wearing magic underpants.

  4. 4

    Mr Mili Band-Leader, obviously.

  5. 5
    Sir William Waad says:

    He hates names because his parents called him after their oven glove.

  6. 6
    P. Doff says:

    I guess their next meeting is in five days time because it looks as though each is thinking about the other in a “C U Next Tuesday” kinda way!

  7. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    Can I meet him? We can have a photo opp in the kitchen of my local Gurfunkels.

  8. 8
    Spank Sinatra says:

    Who is that bloke on the right?

  9. 9
    The Day Today says:

    Every time I see Mitt Mormony and his inane smile, I just think of “Hi! I’m Ed Winchester!”

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    What does Ed think he’s holding in his hands?

  11. 11
    Gonk says:

    Ed seems to use the “strangler fingers” expressionism quite a lot.
    In my opinion it shows inadequacy and inferiority.
    Oh, and also anonymity.

  12. 12
    moby dick says:

    did ED ask about romneys dog

  13. 13
    Chris Bryant says:


  14. 14
    Anonymous says:

    Or even “Hi! I’m Orlando Herring!” (Reeves & Mortimer’s America’s Most Incredible Vegetable look it up on youtube)

  15. 15

    Caption Contest

    Romney: I’ve worked 25 years in the private sector. What have you done?

  16. 16
    Gromit says:

    Why should Mit remember something he never knew in the first place? It could have been worse though if he had recognised him from his film work as Wallace.

  17. 17

    The photographer… I think.

  18. 18
    AngryEnglishJon says:

    Not often I feel any sympathy for that lot over there, but to have a choice of the mormon or the moron come November…

  19. 19
    Caption says:

    Hi Mr Leader.

    It’s Miliband.

    Really? In the States we call it Miller Time.

  20. 20
    Anonymous says:

    Mitt has that look about that says, “Who are you? And What am I doing here?” He just looks like a bloke that doesn’t give a f**k.

  21. 21
    A hard PressedTax Payer says:

    It appears Rommey met with the real leader earlier, The Master of Evil who the ConsLieLaborLibDems oligarchs all fall at his feet & worship, The most Insincere Holiness St.Toxic Tony,he who walks on water, performs miracles for millions,no questions asked as to the fiscal source.

    Where are these photo’s ??

    Meanwhile CMD pushes another of his enlightened visions, for Gay Marriage being the most pressing reform that needs to be implemented without delay & has added another huge boost to UKIP………..Nigel cannot believe his luck with such a disconnected PM as this one.

    The demented mad Nokia throwing Jock PM once commented that after two terms the Voters hate you………CMD has already achieved this accolade in just over 2 years of his less than one term in Office, are the 1922 Committee Men in Grey Suits getting ready for a surprise visit ??

    Its always good see how the political classes always seem to have there fingers

    well & truly not on what really concerns the Voters………but after all we only

    have to pay the bills ………..

  22. 22

    The body-language says it all. Mitt is trying to leave his grimace in place whilst removing the rest of himself into Europe.

  23. 23

    Miliband is showing his technique as catcher or first baseman to try and get Romney to lend him his mitts.

  24. 24
    Grammar School Boy says:

    Ed: Don’t pick on me mister, I’m only in the fifth form!

  25. 25
    Govt-By-Cluster-Fuck says:

    Who stuck an afro wig on the back of Eds head ?

  26. 26
    G BROWN our once and future PM says:

    Could be worse. Could have called him David

  27. 27
    Mitt Romney says:

    Yo! Lay off, all right? The dope’s the Leader of the Labour Party, right? I was just giving him his propers! We do that over in that big country across the pond! You got a problem with that?

  28. 28
    Anon Hacked off Voter !! says:


    Just announced that Baroness Warsi has been cleared of all allegations relating to expense claims……

    So Jim certainly fixed it for her then !!!!!!!

  29. 29
    Sniper says:

    Flash Caption:

    “Say Steve, where’s the rest of the band?”

  30. 30
    Jimmy says:

    He makes Flashman look bright.

  31. 31
    Gonk says:

    Yes, David would have been a better bet. Hindsight eh.

  32. 32
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Ed: Mr Romany, please accept this gift of a money tree, on behalf of the Labour party.

  33. 33
    UKIP.i.am says:

    No but he does give magic money trees as gifts.

  34. 34
    CMD The Totally Disconnected PM says:

    At the time of Mr Ed’s selection I was leader of the Nasty Party of which I still am & the most disconnected PM this Century, I have a Master Plan since not winning the 2010 GE out right & look how astute the Electors were in not giving me there total support.

    I will continue to strive to ensure the Nasty Party that I am proud to lead, into total political oblivion all within one term or less

    Once we have lost the next GE I will then resign as leader of the now defunct Nasty Party, then take some gardening leave in Brussels for a short time to get MY Tax Free HUGE Pension. Before becoming the rightful leader of the BLUE Labour Party this will be my glorified legacy to you all & I know you will thank me in the usual way…..

  35. 35
    Forkbender says:

    General knowledge of the Yanks of anything outside the US is not very good, but these are leading politicos who supposed to know who people they are likely to see when they visit other countries. Dubya was even worse than Romney. Is this amnesia thing a standard requirement for politicos and media bosses, I think we should be told

  36. 36
    Forkbender says:

    If so I wish that he would send one to me

  37. 37
    No More Tory Boom and Bust says:

    Who’s the bloke doing the strange hand gesture?

  38. 38
    Forkbender says:

    Probably practicing a short of mime routine, just showing Romney how it is done

  39. 39
    Forkbender says:

    Does he know what country he is in

  40. 40
    Forkbender says:

    That huge pension only paid in Euros

  41. 41
    Les says:

    Romney thinks: Ah don’t have a clue who this fucking guy is, but he looks kinda cute.

    Milliband thinks: He doesn’t have a fucking clue who I am and he looks like a stalker.

  42. 42
    The Golem says:

    Good one. Seems like a plan!

  43. 43
    Lord Manglebum of Prettyboyz says:

    Ed my boy, my advice – remember your duty, one day if he is president and you are PM you will be sucking heartily on the “Mormon wand”.

    On second thoughts, it won’t happen so don’t sweat it.

  44. 44
    Lord Manglebum of Prettyboyz says:

    He thought he was going to get a free ride on Sally Bercow.

  45. 45
    Baron Hogwash says:

    When Ed Mitt Dick!

    Mitt, just call him Dick Ed!

  46. 46
    Baron Hogwash says:

    Is Mitt saying – “Dude I loved you in Wallace and Gromit, still can’t understand a word you are saying though”.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    Or Forest Gump

  48. 48
    oi says:

    maybe he’s saying that he saw the pic of the Leader out jogging and he looked a bigger spasmo than Forrest Gump

  49. 49
    Grapes of Wrath says:

    They both belong to weird cults.

  50. 50
    Grapes of Wrath says:

    They both belong to weird C***S.

  51. 51
    Grapes of Wrath says:

    They are pillars of probity, and have lots in common with Tom Cruise.

  52. 52
    Old Grumpy says:


  53. 53
    he ghost of Nat Queen Coke says:

    Unforgettable, in every way,
    That’s why Eddie it’s incredible
    That someone so unforgettable
    thinks that….

    ….ere, ‘ang on, who am I singing about?

  54. 54
    A wandering minstrel says:

    He’s got the whole world in his hands
    he’s got the whole world in his hands
    he’s got the….

    ..ooops he’s dropped the whole world from his hands

  55. 55
    beer bottle says:

    Miller Lite?

  56. 56
    Dan Dare says:

    I think Earthman Romney meant “Take me to your Leader, Alien”.

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