Lord Rothermere ‘Backing Twitter Spoof Gag’
Account Owner Takes Legal Advice
The BBC are now running the Twitter spoof saga. Guido understands that the owner of the Daily Mail, Lord Rothermere, has thrown his weight behind the bid to silence the Northcliffe twitter spoof account. Sources familiar with the case tell Guido that Rothermere was furious after the spoofer referenced allegations concerning a New Zealand love child and an alleged affair with a nanny:
Problem. Kevin asking why I rejected 21-year-old work exp student from New Zealand who wrote he "had publishing in his DNA" #legacy #Punch—
NotSteveDorkland (@UnSteveDorkland) July 04, 2012
Guido has also learned that the owner of the parody Steve Auckland account is to take legal advice to try to stop Twitter releasing his personal details next week. He will hold discussions with a San Francisco attorney this afternoon after the lawyer offered to take the case on pro bono. He’s not going down without a fight, and the cavalry are coming…
If any super-injunctions are required I shall grant them.
The Court will now rise.
…as indeed have you.
Stalking injunction required
I thought Dirty Des and Milord Rothermere had an agreement about not mentioning certain aspects of their past. As an Express employee you should know that, Guido.
So don’t give up the day job just yet. Or the Russian government contract.
So, is this an order order or a media Guido?
Judging by the almost complete lack of interest in the item, I’d say “Media Guido”.
That, and it says, “Media Guido” at the top of the page.
http://notstevedorkland.wordpress.com/2012/07/23/steve-dorkland-and-me-the-full-story-2/
Vaguely familiar
http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/business/middle-managers-welcome-new-blame-culture-detector-201204035087
But you come in at the main page of order-order.com and this is at the top.
More ambiguity than in Lola.
It may well say meeja at top of page but this trivia is also topping the order order page
The system is breaking down already!
You just can’t get the staff nowadays.
The Germans would not make it like this.
Yes, but “ordnung-ordnung” would be a pain to type.
Pssst, it’s a britis/mick site, they couldn’t organise a pissup anywhere..!
Can you give me the address of the Lawyer in San Francisco please Guido, so that my boys can instruct him on my behalf? Boaz.
“8illy 8owden” must be shitting himself right now.
Nah! You’ve got to have said something infuriating to the offended party like John Mann is a wanker.
Is he really? Why haven’t we heard this before?
A tissue of obfuscation?
Doesn’t look like steve dorkland to me.
>He’s not going down without a fight, and the cavalry are coming…
Yes, but did the nanny go down without a fight? I think we should be told.
I think we need a deeply probing enquiry into nannies.
It’s the right thing to do.
Whoooo claws out!, must be no news day, after all taxpayers have only been forced to fork out billions for 6 weeks of sheer crap, from the so called non professional athletes and real hangers on of the world.
I thought it was 2 weeks of sheer crap, at around £6.5billion per week. Plus the £130 fines for driving on public roads that we paid for and own.
It’s only 2 weeks, then a 2 week gap before the 2 weeks of disabled Olympics that everyone is forced to say they enjoy but no one actually does.
Spazlympics.
Except that the para stands for parallel, not paraplegic, apparently.
Ah, of course. That dismal festival of Political Correctness that we all have to grin and bear, lest the Thought Police come knocking. It reminds me of my favourite Olympic joke (my least favourite Olympic joke is S*b C*e):
Q: What’s better than getting a Gold medal in the Paralympic games?
A: Having arms and legs that work.
or “bare”, even.
We have just acquired your IP number and are closing in. Pack a small overnight bag.
Do these hoons have any idea of how pathetic they look?
They need to Google ‘Barbera Streisand Effect’
I have never heard of that.
Allow me:
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Barbera+Streisand+Effect
See post 8.
Could you Google it for me?
Wow! Magic. I wish my browser did that for all my searches.
You are not due up for another three hours… *shock*
Going back to bed
That is very funny. Its the ” Peter Cruddas effect”
They don’t write the Wiki page until tomorrow.
Trouble is it could be turned and used by someone as a nice bit of PR advertising at a small cost of a solicitors letter being the bait.
Guido could you ask Lord Northcliffe why the matter of his mate Lord Cardigan not being to afford the cost of a visa for his new american wife made it only one day on the front page of the Mail on 3 June 2012?
We all thought it was a fascinating story and was considering a whip round to help out. But we couldn’t find a whip big enough!
I can now reveal that I will be lighting the Olympic flame tomorrow to symbolise the re-ignition of the UK economy.
You are either in front of Guido or behind him.
I particularly enjoyed the raising of South Korea’s flag next to North Korea’s team, eloquently symbolising, as it did, 13 years of Labour’s ejookayshun system, and its jogruffy lessons.
Scotch education may be free but it’s not good value for money.
An easy mistake to make — trust me I’m Presidential Material
Scotchland is the North Korea of Britain.
Scotchland is a midge infested wet stinking privy
http://resourcesforhistoryteachers.wikispaces.com/file/view/NorthKoreanFlag.jpg/80713889/341×235/NorthKoreanFlag.jpg
Sorry to say that I don’t think I ever heard about N korea when I was at school. Most of my knowledge of the subject came from M.A.S.H.
North Korea, South Korea, China, all these slitty eyed people look the same to me.
Will that be with the fivers from the £4000 PER SECOND deficit that you are running?
That will need about 1000 SPADS to shove them into the fire, a bit crowded unless you have a whole row of bonfires.
Fortunately your mate Sir Merv ( soon to be Lord ) can forge money electronically to try and keep up with your spending habits.
When are you and that useless wxxkxr Dave going to get a grip?
Don’t worry about the gas bill or the Co2 charges or the “global warming” that the flame will cause, the bill plus additions has already been sent to the taxpayer.
It is interested that the sofa surfers who refuse to work will be out on the streets fighting if benefits are cut.
Don’t worry, after the Weimar Republic headed by Dave, Gideon, Bxllxcks and Miliprat, we will sort things out.
I’d like to think this was a joke – but fear it is a more accurate prediction than one will find in any of the rest of the Western Media.
I’d like to thank you all for your support.
Soon,when I have more money,I will buy one of my own.
Twitter is for fucktards.
Correction, it is obviously being run by fucktards!
Toady says any attempt at making references to the BBC in a discussion about FOI requests is Verboten!, 5 second censorship rule will apply at all times.
“pro bono”
Jesus, not him again, well I hope he takes off those ridiculous sunglasses!