When Mitt Romney Came To Town
In a bid to prove his foreign policy credentials, Mitt Romney has solved one of the largest ever strains on the Special Relationship. No, he hasn’t declared the Falkands to be British, rather he has promised to restore the bust of Churchill to the Oval Office if he beats Obama. See it is an equal partnership really…
Arriving today for the Olympic opening ceremony and meetings with Cameron and Miliband, the Republican Presidential campaign has been briefing Jon Swaine:
“…advisers told The Daily Telegraph that he would abandon Mr Obama’s “Left-wing” coolness towards London. We are part of an Anglo-Saxon heritage, and he feels that the special relationship is special,” the adviser said of Mr Romney, adding: “The White House didn’t fully appreciate the shared history we have.”
Anglo-Saxon? Not the most subtle dog whistle…
welcome to the Morons!
Macmillan thought we should be Greece to America’s Rome.
These days it’s not so much Greece, more like the Isle of Dogs.
Speaking of Greece, has anyone noticed that synchronized striking is the new Olumpic craze?
Ha. We wouldn’t even get Bronze if there was a european championship in that.
crikey and hoorah. I said european.
Its good to see a real Conservative reaching accross and embracing a Leftie like Cameron.
“These days it’s not so much Greece, more like the Isle of Dogs.” I would sugest if things get much worse DOGGER, that not refer to what happens on Wimbledon Common
It would make far more sense for GB to get closer to the Chinese.
Bloody hell or you having a larf. We don’t work 24/7 you know
The feckless unemployed work 24/7…they get paid by the state to do sod all…day and night. Bring back Mrs T.
Ah… Mrs.T and Ronnie – Now there was a special relationship.
This pic above….I know that look on Cameron. I used to use it whenever I didnt understand a subject in school, and I was pretending I did.
Its good to see a Conservative reaching acroos the isle to a wet, metrosexual, Leftie like Cameron.
He is not a Moron. He is a Mormon.
He is in the running to preside over a country who once elected a peanut farmer to lead it.
THIS IS SPARTA!
I defended the hot gates with 300 of my trusty SpAd’s and MP’s against the Blair hoardes
Will you arrest and detain B£iar at Guantanamo, forever?
Thith ith an exthellent opportunity for me to pretend to be a very important perthon.
I can even thay wape and piwwage
and ‘weleathe woddewick’.
It thimply beggars belief that an indignant student agitator like me who hath never had a job and hath no affinity with British heritage, history culture and values can find himthelf in charge of the Labour Party.
Not really; the Labour party never gave a fig about those things even in its heyday.
Amend the above from “no affinity with British heritage” to not even British” and you’re closer.
‘and he feels that the special relationship is special’
Well colour me special
Shame Mitt aint going to win.
Yup he is.
That would mean WW3 for the Isarel nutters.
Yup, the Isrealites are itching to have a war with Iran, at least have the US go to war with Iran
Unlike Jooo obsessives who’ll turn any story – no matter how irrelevant – into a rant about the evil Jooooz and the threat the Joooz are the the world.
Personally – I’m worried about the Joooz threatening my garden – I’m sure Isreal will attack soon.
There’s quite a lot that can happen in the world between now and November, and a lot that could make Obama look an even bigger pillock than he looks today.
Can Guido put your moniker up as a countdown clock?
It would be good, wouldn’t it?
We could also have a counter running from £0.00 at the start of the opening ceremony, up to £13billion at the end of the closing ceremony. So we can all better understand the true value of the Games.
Surely you mean cost rather than value?
You have forgotten that in the end always double the original estimate
Ha ha ha only £13BILLION POUNDS……..you wait until after the Olympics
& the REAL total costs are slowly dribbled out……….£13BILLION will be just chicken feed compared with what is being keep off the books by the ERON method of confusion & misrepresentation of accounting they are using……
As we know with ConsLieLaborLibDems Blood Brothers Alliance They are the Masters of Hypocrisy, Manipulation & Mendacity……..but of course it will be nothing to do with them…….
Let the Games begin………
Not quite – the original estimate was about £3billion, and the highest official cost I could find was about £9billion, although there are reports that it could go to £24billion. I didn’t really want to think about that figure, though.
Sorry, 9:54, 9:57 was to 9:36.
For once in his life, Ken hit on a helpful way of looking at things: he converted the original estimated cost into its equivalent in Walnut Whips per Londoner: one a week = 38p (unadjusted 2007 prices).
Immediately after we won, it was revealed our bid hadn’t included VAT. Since then, who knows how many it has turned into?
Suffice to say that after the Games are over & the Worlds 2 minute attention span has moved somewhere else, like say Syria where there are already starting to prime us through various media feeds, that OUR Armed forces will have to intervene etc etc or the forth coming Iran War etc etc…..
Then UK Plc will suddenly have to declare total insolvency as all of the real 2012 Games Invoice’s are suddenly found secreted deep inside a filing cabinet, @ No.3 Acacia Ave, Kilkaldy, FIFE, by a nosy but inquisitive trans sexual.
This will mean that Call Me a Half Term Only Dave will be forced to go with his large Top Hat in hand to be bailed out by EUSSR. Of course the price they will extract from UK Plc to be fully integrated into the largest POZI scheme ever called the EURO, that even makes Bernie Madeoffs ripe off look like tea money, will be the total obliteration of the UK Plc from the worlds map to become just a Berlin totally dominated region & with no say what so ever.
Of course Call me half a term Dave will return waving his piece of paper “EURO’s now & all in my Time”………..
The stuff Night Mares are made of…….. or REALITY is sometimes even stranger ……..
Anglo Saxon is a culture and not a racial thing any more: the Central American Latinos aren’t fleeing to the US because they don’t want to be surrounded by Mexicans any more; they’re escaping Latino culture and business practices.
Anglo Saxon culture, indeed. I hear Mitt’s going to treat us to his rendition of Beowulf at the Olympics.
That sounds like the French definition of “Anglo saxon”. Basically anything a bit too free market and unfrench.
Do they use that elsewhere?
And what about me?
Latino business practices, borrowed from John Dillinger.
“Anglo-Saxon? Not the most subtle dog whistle”
he he, says guido the dago
Wrong. Head a couple of thousand miles east and south.
Eritrea?
Er, Fawkes was a dago you thick twat.
But you said “guido” (sic), you illiterate dope.
Yeah, his full name is Guido Fawkes you fucking ignoramus.
Ελλάδα
Well I feel better for knowing that our reward for being good little poodles is Winnie back in the Oval Office.
That’s certainly worth the billions spent on propaganda and special ops against sovereign states plus the occasional illegal war and resulting maimed soldiers. I wonder what Cameron would have to do to get his bust into the White House.
It is quite an ample bust.
Tonee would have done more than just take GB to war illegally against the will of the people for a bust in the Whitehouse.
Cameron’s bust-in-house is not too large (she’s fit though) but he is a tad tubby himself.
Can I just say that you are all a load of nasty people
I’m guessing that is real Guido.
No hint of Guido II’s over enthusiastic atlanticism. (sod the spelling)
Is Romney that Conservative bloke that neo liberal Dave Cameron refused to meet when he was being used as Obama’s propaganda bitch?
What changed?
Romney is here to get some tips from Dave on how to lead a completely pointless existence and yet retain a sense of self worth.
uh oh. too tempting for a religious jibe. But I won’t because I always had a soft spot for Marie Osmond.
I had a hard spot for her!
Do not forget Sandra, Dave Boy is the Heir of B’Liar, remember when Bill Clinton was president and B’Liar was a big cheer leader, and when Dubya came into office, B’Liar was going for audiences with Dubya at every oppotunity, so it is Dave Boy
Don’t you find that Hague guy embarassing…
This is disgraceful.
It is appalling that anyone, never mind a potential president, should display any pride or recognition for Anglo-Saxon heritage. Ugh.
Of course, anything to do with other cultures and ethnic groups should be compulsorily celebrated. I personally love the Notting Hill
Crime SpreeCarnival. My face aches for a week afterwards from the rictus fixed grin I wear for its duration.It’s a parody, but it needn’t be. This is the way so many lefty fucktards really think.
Ron Paul would have been a better choice really.
Hmm – not too many Anglo-Saxons left in the USA these days!
Same here !!!
If that’s the best the right can do to push Romney, then Obama has little to fear come November.
He’s visiting Poland and Israel as well as the UK: the three staunch allies of the US that Obama has done most to p*ss on.
I’ll believe it if he abolishes border fingerprinting, and Brits and Yanks can travel and work freely between the two countries without any need for passports or paperwork. Until then, it’s all just drivel.
I am not a WASP!
These trust fund babies have a special bond.
Unlike the Millibands, whose father somehow became a millionaire as a socialist academic. They are completely unfamiliar with tax-free inherited wealth, status and privilege. Poor, poor dears.
Ditto Harman and most of the rest of the opposition front bench.
Yes indeed. I was his fag at Haverstock Comp.
If you think we dont share an Anglo-saxon heritage I suggest you read Walter Russell Meads “God and Gold”
‘Special’ relationship… my arse… and everybody else’s they’ve screwed since the second war.
by the time british politicians have turned england into a nigeria/somalia shithole the only special relationship with the us will be as target for their military
“promised to restore the bust of Churchill to the Oval Office” assuming we’ll lend him back out again. Oh wait silly me; they say jump, we ask when we can come back down again.