July 25th, 2012

“Philandering” Politician’s Love Child Awarded £15,000

The High Court have banned Associated News papers from naming a “philandering” politician again and more specifically, his love child. Associated have also been ordered to pay £15,000 in damages for publishing photographs of the child – named only as AAA – and any further reference or photos are prohibited.

The court heard that the politician was married at the time of the affair and has had a string of extra-marital liaisons in the past, including getting a previous mistress pregnant. The elected politician, still serving in office, was described as “reckless, philandering, adulterous and has betrayed his wife. He has achieved a level of notoriety as a result of extramarital adulterous liaisons”. Apparently photographing the child pointed to who their distinctive looking father is. Who could it possibly be?


177 Comments

  1. 1
    Pig Watch says:

    and Leveson will make sthings worse

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  2. 2
    Obi Wan Kenobi Nil says:

    That John Major has something of the night about him when it comes to the female of the species.

    (mind you it will probably be some no-mark time serving backbencher that 98% of his own constituents have never heard of)

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    • 62
      Forkbender says:

      A mp for a long time, sounds like one in a very safe seat, little chance of being thrown out a his local party know about the carrying on, he sounds he is a serial naughty bonker, well could be there are quite a few mps that fit that bill, must be quite rich to get one of those super injunctions (£50,000 a time)

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  3. 3
    Rupert my Hero says:

    Is he boreing as well

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  4. 4
    heir to blair says:

    I’m really enjoying this MailOnline article at the moment. I really want to share it with the MediaGuido audience because it may amuse them.

    It’s called “‘Is Boris the father? It’s quite likely he hasn’t the faintest idea': London mayor embroiled in paternity riddle.”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1295125/London-mayor-Boris-Johnson-embroiled-paternity-riddle.html

    An excellent read.

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    • 11
      SP4BS says:

      A riddle? eh?

      Get your answers from genetic science and not from rumplebloodystiltskin

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    • 43
      giacomo casanova says:

      i m with boris on this one

      have you seen his wife

      she looks like a tranny domme to me

      STEER WELL CLEAR

      mind you boris is no oil painting …

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  5. 5
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    progress of elimination cant be the shirt lifter byant

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  6. 6
    Anonymous says:

    so many candidates…

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    • 89
      Handycock (Teen Fondler) says:

      It ain’t me honest. I am a faithful husband, I told a Judge in Southampton this under oath, when I got my previous super injunction, which I failed to honour myself, as part of the terms of the injunction were to bring private civil action against the person who made lewd allegations against me. He was consequently awarded costa and damages against me. Women are vindictive bitches, all I want is a shag! Boaz.

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  7. 7
    Anonymous says:

    If it’s a Tory someone should just name him after their “your all immoral cash kiddies” schtick this week

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  8. 8
    Large Jock was aware says:

    “Phil” narrows it down.

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  9. 9
    Old Holborn says:

    Hemming the Lemming?

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  10. 12
    OnTablets says:

    I’m a love child and I claim my £15,000.

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  11. 13

    I admire the man.

    Due to his exploits, he has had much less time to fuck the country.

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  12. 14
    PooleBabe says:

    Can’t be my MP. Everyone knows he spills his seed in his palm.

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  13. 15
    Tony Blair says:

    it’s Gordon Brown

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  14. 16
    The Libor party says:

    Phil Andering MP ?? Must be a Tory; can’t be a LibDem, obviously….

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  15. 17
    Moussa Koussa says:

    “””philandering politician””””

    Oh you are such a ponce Guido

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    • 20
      Wotta Tossa says:

      Up here atop the moral high ground, I can just make out the back of your head as you kiss Ed’s botty.

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    • 21
      Moussa Koussa says:

      Of course, scrub all that if he’s a Tory.

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      • 35
        Hanky Spanky says:

        the teo Ed’s need some executive relief, do the honours old chap. You know you want to buttercup!

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    • 40
      Moussa Koussa's mum says:

      Moussa get your sad arse down here, your tea is ready, popcorn chicken and beans, and for the last time clean your fucking bedroom!

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  16. 18
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I think it’s better, once people have decided to settle down and have a family, that they don’t screw around. It just complicates things for everybody concerned.

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  17. 22
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Its so obvious

    Think Guido, then think person who Guido is always going on about. In fact Guido is jealous; he would love to be his Love child, his tongue is so far up his crack he can wet his white floppy hair

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  18. 24
    Moussa Koussa says:

    He is his chance to be Brave. Freedom you hear Guido cry…errrr NOT.

    Come on then Guido, name please

    YOU AINT GOT THE BOTTLE

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  19. 25
    Moussa Koussa says:

    sorry

    Here is his chance to be Brave. “”Press Freedom”” you hear Guido cry…errrr NOT.

    Come on then Guido, name please

    YOU AINT GOT THE BOTTLE

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  20. 27
    Anonymous says:

    Oh for fucks sake, it’s Chris Huhne.

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  21. 29
    Boris Johnson says:

    Ahhhhhh erm ahhhhhh bumble bumble.

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  22. 32
    the mystic mould with the appearance of the face of Jesus says:

    I’ve had a cough for a month or so and Doc reckons an Xray would be advisory, so I am waiting and there are the inevitable women’s mags for reading material but in my one I read about “honey and rose baked plums” which I am definately going to try. It’s plumbs cut in half put on a baking tray with an almond, a bit of butter, some honey and some vanilla pod, it says rose water too but I have no idea why.

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  23. 34
    Disco Biscuit says:

    Does the child have a shock of blond hair by any chance?

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  24. 36
    @rufergu says:

    Boris

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  25. 39
    Hanky Spanky says:

    Is it that Andrew Marrxist again? He is a Labour politician isn’t he? Well I assume he is, the way he conducts himself on the BBC.

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  26. 40
    It's not Tim Yeo says:

    It is not Tim Yeo. .?.

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  27. 42
    albacore says:

    Ah, the unique fragrance of Parliament
    Was there ever such an exclusive scent?
    So intoxicating a pheromonal lure
    Dredged up fresh each day from the Westminster sewer

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  28. 45
    norman hobbit says:

    is it cecil parkinson again …
    surely he s too old

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  29. 46
    Wuffo the Wonder Dog says:

    Surely he will be named in an overseas newspaper?
    Anyone got an idea whhich ones are likely to blow the gaff on this chancer?

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  30. 48
    Kenny L says:

    Not all politicians are MPs,surely.Let’s not forget our civic pride.

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  31. 49
    Anonymous says:

    Please tell us……

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  32. 50
    Jimmy says:

    Difficult to see how Guido can make it any more obvious without spelling his name out and still 90% of guidophiles can’t work it out. I suppose it’s always easy to overestimate an audience like this.

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  33. 51
    Bugler Bert says:

    Some people just can not read, so I will put it in upper case for you illiterate clowns “THE CULPRIT IS A SERVING MP, AS BORIS NOT AN MP………..[GET SOMEONE TO READ IT OUT LOUD FOR YOU]“

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  34. 52
    Sponge says:

    You’ve got to put your money on Boris, even at 1:5 odds.

    Who else?

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  35. 53
    Anonymous says:

    Guido, do you know the name of this guy? I bet you do. Give us a hint.

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  36. 54
    Jess The Dog says:

    Not only did BoJo get Petsy Wyatt in the family way…he arranged to have the child aborted. The man deserves a severe beating from an outraged spouse.

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  37. 55
    Border Terrier says:

    Must be a Tory, could be that Brummy Lib Dem certainly wont be a Labour man.

    The biggest shit on the Tory benches is the Scot Jimmy whatsit – has safe Wiltshire seat.

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    • 105
      Norman Stanley Fletcher says:

      Isn’t it time all these Scots with seats in England were sent homewards tae think again?

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    • 120
      Alex says:

      Course it won’t be a Labour man – they prefer to screw the taxpayer to screwing mistresses.

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    • 126
      Tracy Temple says:

      You’re so right – a Labour man would NEVER cheat on and utterly humiliate his wife.

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      • 148
        Jane Birkin from Paris says:

        Two months into power with three million unemployed and Peugot Citroen about to go tits up French Socialists are using Parliamentary time to pass legislation to prevent sexual harassment in the workplace.

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  38. 57
    Andy Marr says:

    Wey hey! At least I’m off the hook for this one!

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  39. 58
    Jess The Dog says:

    It is Boris. Private Eye ran a spoof picture ages ago, with his head superimposed on the child’s face, presumably the photo that was unpixellated in the newspaper. The court case is about the child’s privacy, not that of Boris. Wonder how much he is paying the CSA!

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  40. 59
    Insider knowledge says:

    YO! It’s Yeeeeeeeeeo

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  41. 61
    (I've been renamed) DA-Notice says:

    Your mate Yeo’s got a rep.

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  42. 64

    I am allowed to say it is not me.

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  43. 75
    John Major Mistake says:

    Take a tip from yours truly, the premier Tory love god:all the best lovers leave their shirts tucked into their underpants.

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  44. 78
    Anonymous says:

    Some people just can not read, so I will put it in upper case for you illiterate clowns “THE CULPRIT IS A SERVING MP, AS BORIS NOT AN MP………..[GET SOMEONE TO READ IT OUT LOUD FOR YOU]“

    Buglar Bert thick fuckers such as yourself may not have ever sat an exam but your told to read question/evidence carefully before answering or in your case making a tit out of yourself online.

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  45. 81
    PC Dave says:

    Shock Horror — a heterosexual is loose in Westminster — All normal Gayers are to report to the Whips’ Office immediately for exorcism instructions

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  46. 83
    UKIP.i.am says:

    Whoever it is he is obviously gagging for it. It May or may not be who we think it is.

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  47. 87
    A lawyer says:

    Guido,

    I don’t think you’re right to say that AP have been banned from naming the philandering politician.

    The full judgment is available here: http://www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWHC/QB/2012/2103.html. If you look at para 131, you will see that the Court rejected an injunction to prevent further publication on the matter. Also, at para 119, the Court held that “publication of the fact of the [child's] birth in the circumstances alleged was justified”.

    The £15,000 damages were for publication of photos of the child, nothing else.

    I see nothing in this which prevents publication of the name of the phildandering politician or the fact of his affair and that it has given rise to a child.

    It’s very obvious who it is.

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  48. 90
    Boris says:

    So you mean to say I’ve just wasted fifteen thousand smackeroonies? What a waffer…

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  49. 94
    Anonymous says:

    He’s gonna be prime minister soon too … That’ll tell you all you need to know about the British.

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  50. 95
    tottenham chutzpah says:

    AAA-………its a credit reference!

    did someone get their tool in the till?

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  51. 97
    Sheffield Steel says:

    What’s with all this Boris shit?

    The chap had dark hair, a beard and is inseparable from Cosby (used to be Sadie).

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  52. 98
    Anon... says:

    Got to be Yeo, or an outside shot at James Gray?

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  53. 106
    Sue, Grabbit and Runne says:

    Oh, a riddle. Great.

    Does he have a, uh, “handy” cock?

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  54. 112
    UKIP.i.am says:

    PCS union twats U-turn.

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  55. 114
    Anonymous says:

    Got it , got it at last
    it was the phrase ‘distinctive looking father’ wot did it.
    Distinctive is wot I am

    It is I- the Godfather of Salsa ‘ wot did it, shurely any photo of my distinctive hair would prove it.
    it is well that the judge has not shown the curly extra curly long brylceamed greasy hair, or i would have been undone.

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  56. 116
    CMD,Heir to Bliar Spokesperson says:

    While all of this was happening on Wednesday, CMD was having a reception @ No.10 for Gays & all of there other permutations. Resulting him going on about making a cast iron promise that Gay marriage will be on the statue by 2015 & lecturing the Church “Not to lock people out” It will be a free vote for MP’s although the LibDems will have to be whipped, not certain if that was a lifestyle choice or something to do with VOTING. Plus yet again he was singing The EVIL Masters name His most Insincere Holiness St.Toxic Tony,He who walks on Water and performs miracles for millions, any hard currency purlioned from any source.
    It just seems that CMD is really going out of his way to ensure he loses the next
    GE depending when its called, be it 2015 or as seems more & more likely
    before.

    Does CMD have some type of commission arrangement with UKIP ? as every time he opens his mouth all he does is drive more & more voters there way. He really has this gift to get right up people’s noses @ every opportunity perhaps best to let him carry on digging a deeper hole, there is no way out for him or the Tories.

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  57. 117
    Kinnochio says:

    Tim-nice-but-Yeo was outed in the 1990s (remember when we still had a free press?) as a serial philanderer.

    It beats the shit out of me that any of the wastrels in Parliament can get laid once let alone multiple times.

    I know that nin other countries British women are regarded as “easy”. Well, not Glennys of course, nothing easy on the eye or ear about her.

    Perhaps this ability of useless drones to shag them is evidence supporting that view?

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  58. 118
    criticalfriend says:

    Well suffering Suffolk I’m nearly clueless

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  59. 127
    farmersboy says:

    Well I can safely say it isn’t my little shite MP. I live in Rutland.

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  60. 128
    Jane Birkin from Paris says:

    If you think you have problems.

    In France many years ago President Francois ‘what did you do in the War’ Mitterand actually managed to install his mistress and love child into state buildings and sent the bill to the taxpayer.

    57 year old bachelor Presidents come with no baggage

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  61. 130
    Thomas from Tonna says:

    I really think that David Cameron Ed Milliband Nick Clegg and Alec Salmond should be doing more to protect women in this country from this type of thing.

    All MPS should be chaperoned at all times by two civil servants ( M & F) to prevent any unfortunate misunderstandings.

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    • 135
      Yvonne from The Colliers Arms Clydach says:

      I am right behind you on this one Thomas.

      Whenever I am in a room with politicians I always keep my back firmly against the wall.

      In this way I can clearly see everything which is happening in front of me.

      In my experience women politicians are even worse.

      To this day I cringe whenever I see Edwina Currie on my TV

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    • 138
      Hilda Scruggs says:

      Are you encouraging some menages a trois Tom?

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    • 176
      Sue, Grabbit and Runne says:

      The average MP would shag the chaperone, M or F.

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  62. 131
    Anonymous says:

    Referring to a child as Triple A is an insult to the few good people who still pay their taxes in the UK.

    The Ministry of Justice should be made to make a full public apology for this most unfortunate wording.

    Heaven forbid if the child should get in contact with a good no win no fee lawyer: compensation for this will be flowing like champagne.

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  63. 134
    Hannibal from Carthage says:

    This is all only one step removed from what was happening in pre democracy Iraq and Libya.

    A pretty young girl from a good family was not free to walk down the road without fear of being bundled into a car under the control of Government Officials.

    Western Governments acted then.

    Let them act now I say.

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  64. 137
    Alec Gallagher says:

    The child is known as AAA. It’s only a matter of time before he/she is downgraded to AA+, after which presumably photographs may be published.

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  65. 139
    Girl with the Golden Bogie says:

    Clegg has a voracious sexual appetite according the notches on his bedposts. He is well due a career wrecking karma adjustment.

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  66. 140
    ReefKnot says:

    I’m taking a wild guess I know, but I don’t think it’s Billy Hague.

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  67. 142
    Rinka Scott says:

    David Cameron is now telling everyone what he is going to do for homosexual couples this side of the next Election.

    He has not made any announcements as to what he will be doing at the same time to protect women from the fluids of Parliamentary Predators.

    It is a good job I am not cynical because if I was I might be thinking that Mr Cameron thinks he might get more votes from Homosexuals than women at the next Election, if which is not admitted, he will be standing.

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  68. 144
    Anonymous says:

    Is it David blunket, I heard he never saw it coming.

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  69. 145
    Alexander de Pfeffel says:

    This story is an inverted pyramid of piffle. And its not me.

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  70. 149
    Tristram Smallbore-ffipps says:

    If you want the identities and full story go to http:/style.chariweb.com/2011/02/boris-johnsons fascinating stuff.

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  71. 153
    G BROWN our once and future PM says:

    Who could it be? Any one of 20

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  72. 159
    Amanita Phalloides says:

    If the love-child is “AAA” then it must be Osborne’s, begotten out of Moody.

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  73. 160
  74. 163
    anonymous says:

    Yet more evidence that the UK is NOT a democracy

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  75. 165
    Eds Adenoids says:

    Did the child’s photo have red crosshairs plastered all over it aswell?

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  76. 167
    I really, really can't be arsed to..... says:

    Is the juxtaposition of these two items a coincidence?
    I couldn’t possibly comment.

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  77. 172
    keredybretsa says:

    Now that is a nice bit of the old screws of world chatter. Well we all know where this geez keeps his brain warm. Large Gin ‘n injunctions all round.

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  78. 174
    Anonymous says:

    I need to know who it is. An MP is not entitled to a private life like the rest of us are. An MP is in the position of being able to write laws that affect us. We therefore need to know how they live. I may wish to ensure that a philanderer represents me in Parliament. Or may wish that he didnt.
    Ray Spring.

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  79. 177
    Anonymous says:

    http://www.bailii.org/ew/cases/EWHC/QB/2012/2103.html

    “The central allegation was that the politician had fathered a child with the claimant’s mother at a time when he was married to somebody else, when the claimant’s mother was in a relationship with another person and, shortly after conception, the claimant’s mother had received the benefit of a post under the auspices of the politician’s appointment. The fact of the claimant’s mother holding the post added to the weight of public interest. Without it the story would have been published but it would have been a closer call. The approach was based upon the merits of the information and the photograph in the context of the story, balanced against the use of the child’s photograph and what consequences there might be for the child if the picture were to be published. ”

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1295125/London-mayor-Boris-Johnson-embroiled-paternity-riddle.html

    “Boris Johnson is at the centre of a riddle surrounding the paternity of a wealthy socialite’s baby daughter.
    Helen Macintyre, 36, split from her long-term partner shortly after the baby was born last November when he discovered through a DNA test that he was not the father.”

    and:

    “But a friend of Mr Rolin said: ‘The gossip among Pierre’s friends was that this child, when newborn, had shocking wild red hair and bright blue eyes – and we were all saying she looked a lot more like Boris than Pierre, who is a French-Canadian with dark hair. ”

    No mention of the mother.

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