Expenses Cheat Hanningfield Hiring on Penal Reform
Lord Hanningfield, the peer sent down for expenses fraud last year, is advertising for a researcher. According to W4MP:
“Lord Hanningfield is keen to use his recent experiences and position in the House of Lords to highlight the need for penal reform and a greater understanding and acceptance of mental health issues. To do this he is looking for an exceptional individual to assist him“.
And people are opposing Lords reform for what reason exactly?
Hello?
You forgot to sign off as per, so let me:
Boaz.
Jahbulon
“Work Experience Chancellor”
Lord Oakshit said: “I do think that George Osborne has no business experience, he has never worked outside politics and he is doing surprisingly well for a chancellor on work experience.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/politics/georgeosborne/9426424/Work-experience-Chancellor-George-Osborne-should-be-moved-in-reshuffle-says-senior-Lib-Dem.html#disqus_thread
I am Calamity Clegg’s attack dog.
How will little white Christian girls feel about having to be ‘knickerchecked’ Diana?
Oh my God, she’s gone native! Coming out against FGM? Western Cultural Imperialism at its worst!
Have you been circumcised Dianne?
You can knickercheck her if you like, I’ll pass.
I take it that Ed has surrounded himself with the people that he has, is an attempt to make himself look good.
In the land of the thick, the one brain celled man is king
you overrate him
I’m Free !!!!!!!!!
The comedy team of Diane Abbott and Lou Costello:
Abbott: “Being ‘knickerchecked’…is infinitely preferable to FGM”
Costello: Does that mean all girls of all ages from Africa and Mus*lim countries hafta get their privates looked at, Abbott?
Abbott: What are you, a pervert or something? You looking forward to that?
Costello: I got a little niece, ya know, and she ain’t from Africa or any of those other countries and I’m sure she ain’t operated on down there, so why would you want to look at her? Do you wanna?
Abbott: Why should we take your word for it?
Costello: Why would I lie?
Abbott: That’s what they all say!
Costello: Who are “they”? And if you tell me Who’s on first, I’ll brain ya!
Abbott: The kind of people that cut up their daughters.
Costello: So, in order to catch these people, you’re going to check out all bl*ack and Southwest Asian and North African girls? Even preteens?
Abbott: We can’t limit it like that– that would be prejudiced!
Costello: You’re making about as much sense as you usually do with all your other BS, but I’m sure you’ll con SOME people, like you do often enough to me!
What’s on second?
could somebody translate all this
i m not up with cyberspeak
He should be taken outside and shot in front of his comrades!
What Lord Hannigfield is doing is commendable. I will shortly be setting up a similar organisation to help sexual perverts and molesters of young women, particularly as I have a civil suit pending for sexual molestation. Boaz.
http://www.portsmouthcitycouncil.org/
Can I be of help? I have the experience
Exceptional = Free?
“And people are opposing Lords reform for what reason exactly?”
Yes, lets have another commons with 15 year single terms because that will make them accountable to….. er……..
Exactly.
This is bollocks.
Do the two Guidos agree on this point, I wonder.
I know ones a Shite, so is the other a Sunny
My spelling me a bit out
Woke up last night realising I had left my puter on. Found all these peops using my moniker.
A small amount of revenge was in order, n’est-ce pas?
So!
La!
Is the answer supposed to be “nobody” ?
Might be true, but even so, its better than being accountable to the people they “donate” millions to.
I am a bit of an expert on Penal reform
Just a small one, I hear.
“…highlight the need for penal reform…”
i.e. troughing peers should be allowed to get away with it.
Crooks and ex cons in the house of lords
“keen to use his recent experiences and position in the House of Lords to highlight the need for penal reform and a greater understanding and acceptance of mental health issues”
Aren’t there already charities (SANE springs to mind) that already address those very issues?
You can almost hear him pitching for bookings on the Today programme.
Repentance, absoluton, reintegration, money, retirement.
big question, shall i go for it.
mmm, i doubt very much i will even get an interview, but the entire damn system needs a fresh look at which i think i have the ability and understanding to do.
The only problem is i am a shemale, with none of the experience required, with very way out there views on the entire political system (I write novels which include political, but they show fixes to the problems i see and read about)
If you want a lot of chocolate on your biscuit join Nicola Clubb
would that be milk or dark
Hanningfield should have a chat with Jonathan Aitken on how to go about it with a bit more dignity.
Hmmm…Aitken and Dignity. Not sure they go together.
You rarely hear much of Aitken these days. That’s dignified.
Nor me. I must be dignified too.
You are when you’re out of sight and hearing.
*smiles*
*waves*
>his recent experiences
I’m luvvin it!
And position, coming in at the rear, so to speak.
Remind yourself of who will take over from the queen.
Remind yourself who preceded Dave. Just don’t remind me.
You mean the NIGHTMARE is about to return……
Stop the world I want to Jump Off !!! NOW….
The thought of flying fcuking Nokia’s again…….
I want Hoon and Laws back as well !!
You are a bore Guido
STILL nothing about 1922 Committee spanner MP Graham Brady’s wife. Who is paid 45K pa to open her MP husbands post. All from expenses
And STILL nothing about Priti Patel MP ridiculous car hire expenses, which she claims to travel to work at Westminster.
errrrrrrrrrrr
and Priti Patel, and Priti Patel, and Priti Patel, and Priti Patel, and Priti Patel
ad nausea um
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kettle, pot, black
LOL. Stop nicking £180 per day from the tax payer. Car hire for a round trip of 90 miles from home to westminster. Get a train £16 return, or use you own car.
Suggest a nice holiday, I’m sure your mummy andd daddy will pay for it
The Dignitas clinic is in Forch, near Zurich, Switzerland,
Well said Boyo…..wonder if that would be the finish though??
suppose that depends if there is a full moon or not.,.,,,
Let’s have a Libor/LibDemon coalition.
I bore my own self.
me to
Ministers back 10 per cent cut in wind farm aid and say gas is future
1. That percentage figure should have another zero on the end and
2. Gas is the present, they produce record volumes of it.
WTF !!!
I thought you said gay is the future
OLL!
It is if you are a jock. Gretna green is now gay green.
Vote UKIP!
It’s all about me btw
Can’t stand the idiot.
His appointment with his rent boy is at 7pm, so technically speaking gay IS his future.
“They” include Russia, who are blackmailing crooks who would love to hold us to ransom over gas.
The shale gas reserves are not in Russia, and the bulk of our imported gas comes from Bahrain and Norway. None currently from Russia.
Quite a bit from Qatar too, last I heard.
Luckily, that supply is secure because Qatar is a stable, liberal democracy located in a part of the world which is unlikely to suffer any geopolitical shocks to the ability to supply said gas.
Which makes shale gas even more attractive, doesn’t it?
I guess you’ve never been to blackpool.
I was talking of government and parliament. And some fell on stony ground. Never mind.
Regrettably, experiments have shown that government gas contains a very high proportion of hot air, and very little fuel potential. It’s best use is probably the filling of hot air balloons (which, given that the source is a large number of windbags, may not be entirely surprising).
Careful now Guido fodder.
The Tory Blogg Twitter Police have gone into over drive today.
Dont worry, if I see anything even mildy inappropriate, I will inform them on your behalf >>>>LOL
I fully support all types of annal reform
& have always been that way since the
first time I was entered with my hair shirt
on…..
Any News on the Health of HM & HRH ?
since they were inflicted with that room full of
deviants yesterday for Lunch
Just hope that HM wore her gloves all of the time
& they brought there own food taster…..
There are lot of really queer folk around
especially in Government since 1997
What an awful person – absolutely no shame as he continues to steal money from the taxpayer. Do they have NO morals at all.
Actually in this case I believe he has done no worse than the others. His crime was getting caught.
I think you mean twat- thats why at the very least we need some reform of the House of Old Fiddlers
It’s amazing how fiddling bastards see the light once they have spent a bit of time under lock and key
Having an encounter with real life must be something of a shock for these cosseted twerps.
And Lords reform isn’t an important issue it seems.
DAMN RIGHT IT IS, ILL GO TO THE WALL ON THIS
I have a plan for growth.
set the construction workers to build a giant wooden horse costing 30 billion pounds.
It may sound nuts, but Gordon did it in 2007. Only he called it the Olympic village.
And the horse will probably last longer.
Can it jump?
For £30bn I expect it to be able to pole vault.
This is a money spinner.
People have been queuing in the rain waiting for a glimpse of a bus carrying a lit ronson wrapped in a cone of chip paper to go past.
When we tell them there’s going to be a 1/2 mile long horse towed around the country they’ll go into ecstasy.
“Get your wooden horse shit- just £30 a bucket..can be used to light fires” [subject to various H&S, town and country and clean air acts and global warming emission targets.}
See the wooden horse! Roll up, roll up. and get your photo taken with Ed Miliband. The wooden boy who sort of came to life. £10 a snap.
+ see the former prime minister in the tent on his wooden horse. £25 for front row- After ten pm its the X-rated version. No kids.
Roll up , roll up. for the greatest show on earth
Featuring opening ceremony by TV’s Danny Dyer!
I wouldn’t mind Ozzy not having a Plan B for economic growth, if only he had a Plan A.
When the games is done. I’ve a feeling the shit will hit the fan.
We need another Millennium Dome or ten to save us.
The Millenium Dome was my idea
Sort of Bill Quango except said wooden horse was made at signing of maastricht and its costing us £50mn a day and increasing , army inside it was composed of socialists desguised as fund distributers
No mention of a salary, I see. Typical freeloading plastic peer!
One does not discuss money in front of the staff. So sordid.
Steady now Guido fodder.
The Tory Blogg Twitter Police have gone into over drive today.
Dont worry, if I see anything even mildy inappropriate, I will inform them on your behalf >>>>LOL
modded….by the Tory internet police… the irony
Cable for No 11
It just gets better as each day passes
Gideon is Finished !!!!
Yes, of course, Moussa. We need Ed Balls in charge, borrowing and spending even more.
You really have fallen for the Debt reduction ONLY stance prescribed by Dave and Co.
Good Luck
You’re gonna need it
Oh – the answer to a debt crisis is more debt, is it?
Bummer.
Just imagine – Prime Minister Miliband, Deputy Prime Minister Cable. Chancellor Balls.
Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Don’t worry…our rabbit breeding immigrants will have produced many more hundreds of thousands of Labour voting benefits claimants onto the electoral register to secure a crushing Labour landslide victory at the next GE.
Meanwhile up in Scotchland , Nichola Sturgeon , reveals herself to be kittylitter woman arch foe of heterosexual order , tripped off so well , legislate but protect nearly all rights (didnt mention registar officials) , that ye be free not to conduct said marriages if they offend your personal religion and here the logic becomes a bit wonkey , personal rights or are they rights of the church…. mmmm , ok next flaw …… surely the only real way to protect peoples rights who disagree with same sex marriage , or perhaps its more offensive hidden meaning that marriage is no longer sacred between a man and a woman in law, rather than just fuzzy loving couple , must be to put it to a referendum , then if people have there say if they think it is right to legislate on a religous matter they can say so and so ensure there rights are protected , if a majority disagree with the few in the legislature then surely the response must be to uphold marriage as it currently means .
Why change such a commonly and well understood meaning for such a small ammount of ceromonies …..where is there representation in this.
Hardly being snobbish if people dont desire a religous matter to be changed for a few loving couples who are outside of definition of common arrangements , let alone any relgious belief
Is your moniker a nome de plume of John Prescott?
Thats between me and Mr Chu
Eee cock, it better not be, else its clobbering time
The list of people Dave and Co have infuriated in past 26 months
The young
The old
The married
The unmarried
Single moms
Single dads
Police officers
Nurses
Army personnel
Council workers
Bankers
Women
Men
Children
Pensioners
People close to retirement
Fire officers
Plumbers
Electricians
Taxi Drivers ( especially London )
Bus Drivers
Tanker drivers
Farmers
I could go on
whatever knickerchecking is i hope that either the knickers are clean or if not then that the hands are dirty
Ref Lord reform and Hanningfield. Hanningfield is a former polico, leader of Essex County Council. The ‘new Lords’ will have 300 Hanningfields, democratically elected. Stuff democracy.