Chancellor Zero: There Are No Excuses
Chancellor Zero says there are no excuses.
At least he did the TV interviews himself this time…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Bill Quango MP says:
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
ToffsRus
Windmills, Foreign Aid, EU fees, Cash for plumbers, Pilgrims, Olympics, Leveson Inquisitions, the BBC and Tony Blair. The country simply can not afford these luxuries anymore.
Other unaffordable luxuries: HS2 railway, Email-snooping-system and 650 MPs.
The important things in life are the AV and the Lords reform.
and pink marriage
Paying in Cash is evil.
Paying for a taxpayer-subsidised meal using your taxpayer-provided MP’s tax-free expense account is OK though, indeed, almost saintly troughing.
The idea that those vulgarians should keep the money they earn instead of keeping me in clover makes me feel quite faint. I think I’ll have a lie down.
There is onw easy way change the moniker “expenses” to “allowances”
can we have more of your billions please…even though we hate you.
Looks like Billy Hague is going to be the new man in the Treasury
What will he do there, check MPs expenses and take the resturant takings
Could he now start plan “A” , you know cutting spending?
+ lots
He’s been doing that for 2 years. The spending cuts killed the economy.
He could save £20B from leaving EU & £34B by getting rid of the quangos which are the Brussels gov in UK
Tho i did hear that someone in downing street did hear someone scream “Louise” last night….
Could not even run me
As much use as me
and me
And me
Me too
Oi!
Resign
The toffs have had their go, now its the oiks turn again
Oiks’
Do you mean public school toffs like Blair, Balls, Clarke, Harman….
Cut taxes, cut spending, except on the armed forces. Simples!
He should look at Geoffrey Howe’s 1981 budget- genuine cuts in the middle of a recession that paved the way for a decade of above trend growth.
And 3 million unemployed. Never again – let’s get the pro-growth Eds back where they belong to deal with this disaster properly.
Guido’s clearly with us, given his attacks on the Tories will only result in a Labour government.
Yvette asked me how many other women I’d slept with before her, and I was determined to be honest with her: nine. She seemed satisfied with that and dropped the subject. Thank fuck she didn’t ask me about the men, corpses, animals, or that halibut!
Or my wrist
Can we just admit that GDP figures are a total nonsense, and in no way measure the value output of the economy? Time to stop this obsession.
Otherwise some idiot is going to suggest that government spending on pointless schemes contributes to our wealth.
GDP would be accurate if it wasn’t for all the rain over the last Qtr stopping the window cleaners collecting their cash.
No Chloe Smith today?
Shame.
I’m sure there’s a youtube.
Idiots like Danny Blanchflower. Precisely.
The greatest footballer of his generation
Useless twat Osborne should have resigned months ago. Time for Cameron to fire him.
And replace with? Who will do what differently?
Someone with cojones would be a start
Such as…??
Ken Clarke!
Ed Balls. He actually understands economics.
John Redwood?
Selwyn Gummer
Absolutely pathetic. Even after this news, he can manage to say precisely nothing about freeing up supply-side constraints, almost all of which are imposed by the government.
Instead of that, we get garbage about ‘getting banks to lend’ and ‘infrastructure projects’.
Really, how after all this time, after all this pain, can he not understand that (and I’m going to shout here – no apologies) IT’S THE SUPPLY-SIDE, YOU IDIOT!
Don’t think old George understands what supply side means. He thinks it’s side of the car wheel well where his SpAd collects his ‘supply’ from on Friday nights. Still the old luv is looking rather truculent on it don’t you think? More and more the look of an old Regency Dandy gone to seed (Dave is little chubster too these days).
That Osborne is such an amateur.
Always blame someone else! Always! never admit to anything bad, take credit for anything good. He’s made a real howler today.
IT WAS NA’E ME!
Repeat x 1000.
The shelf-stacker is doing a great job–just like the rest of the government: you have my cast iron promise on that…
Nobody cares. The sun is shining and the benefits roll in.
I thought George looked like he had gained a few pounds looking at his chubby cheeks. So I’m guessing he isn’t worrying or losing sleep while all around him crashes and burns.
I don’t know the answers to our economic woes, I’m not sure anyone does, least of all George.
has this anything to do with Jonahs visit to downing st yesterday?
more likely is 13 odd years before.
And then Dave and Gidean just keep going
If Gideon was in the Police he’d promoted to a level of incompetence then got rid of.
Well the first bits done, now get rid of the unqualified balloon.
Correction “Inner tube” he’s thicker than a balloon.
Things will not get better until the one million jobsworths Brown hired in the public sector are fired,Quango’s culled to the absolute minimum and upwards of two million illegal immigrants and failed asylum seekers are expelled permanently from these shores.That should be the starting point so FFS George get on with it otherwise we will get an even bigger disaster when Milliband and his merry men get in in 2015 and try and finish the job Brown started.
Phil for Prime Minister.
Chancellor Zero….excellent Guido. Keep going, and the pro-growth Eds will be able to turn this country around yet!
Pro-growth? Like fungus or cancer you mean?
I swear he’s getting fatter the more the country slides into depression.
‘Sorry everybody’
‘No- you misheard…I said ‘Surrey everybody’….I am going to get a big house there’
I hate to say I told you so but….
the chancellor created his p/t job an now like most other p/t workers this country he will end up unemployed.