July 24th, 2012

Picture: Compare and Contrast PMs’ Body Language


  1. 1
    And the Answer is says:

    John and Norma?


    • 13
      Edwina Currie says:

      Dull, dull, dull.


      • 27
        erm... says:

        b£liar loves the bosom.


        • 106
          Forkbender says:

          In none of the pictures is Cammers looking at anyone else, he probably doesn’t like any of them


          • The Liar, the Nutter, the Traitor and the Fool says:

            I am completely unbiased, I hate all of the Quisling liars equally.


          • erm... says:

            cam is eccentric. it’s the breeding.
            ….in other news….the man who can’t be pope has stepped into cam’s shoes….and plugged chillax………disconnect and survive i suppose is behind the sentiment. inner integrity of a 1 eyed monster is kinda scary.
            …. now do we get the olympic mascot. it says that no matter who we are…let’s just become spiritually gentle when we look out into our street gatherings. ah bless. and ho.ho.ho.


          • Lord Wayne of Trombone 100m says:

            to the bird on the left in the green bin bag outfit….
            what have you come as?


    • 48
      Where's Cherry? says:

      Not sure what you are getting at here Guido. The only person who has put some distance into the pose is Mrs Brown, so are you saying she hates them or they hate her?


      • 97
        Jimmy says:

        Attila the Hen hates them all.


      • 229
        She is as ruthless as they come says:

        I agree with the cherry fella, the only one showing any distance is Magda, commander of the Brown propaganda machine.


        • 232
          David Laws Lib Dem Fiddler says:

          It’s like looking down a toilet before it is flushed.Floaters the lot of them, annoyingly they will not disappear.


          • The only way is anal says:

            22 years of inspired, principled political leadership – no wonder the country is in such robust good health.


  2. 2
    Kebab Time says:

    Only PM there worthy of the title.


  3. 4
    Nullbymouth says:

    Where are Gordo’s human shields?


  4. 5
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Free lunch ??? Yup, I’ll come down to Westminster for that.


    • 8
      Joss Taskin says:

      Is Slotgob inside, looking around for freebies ?


      • 139
        bergen says:

        It was a lunch for HM in honour of the jubilee for PMs past and present (with spouses).Mrs T was too infirm to attend and our revered Cherie pleaded a prior engagement. I bet HM was not sorry.


        • 226
          SaltPetre says:

          It is a shame Mrs T couldn’t make it….the only decent PM we have had since Churchill.


  5. 6
    The Daily Labour Arselicker says:

    Tony Bliar hates Mrs C?


  6. 7
    Nick Buckles says:

    How the hell did Brown get through the cordon? questions will be asked


  7. 9
    The Public says:

    In that first picture. Which one is Cameron?


  8. 10
    Beardy says:


    • 14
      Bluebird says:

      Everytime I think about getting a personal twitter account I see retarded celebs and the wives of washed up mentalist politicians spouting on twitter and think ‘nah fuck that if that’s who’s on there I can’t be arsed’


    • 20
      Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

      Haven’t been down to London for months and months.


    • 22
      Aunty Matter says:

      Yes the skies cleared the day that fucking one eyed mong pissed off back to Scotland.


    • 115
      I don't need no doctor says:

      Sarah, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz


  9. 11
    Ivor Biggun says:

    Gordon Brown looks tired, all that work in charity shops and teaching the poor he told us he’d be doing is plum tuckering him out!


    • 196
      Tony Bliar didnt fool me says:

      Yeah remember the total bollocks the one eyed fuckin mental C.U.N.T spouted….


  10. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Has SamCam only got one dress poor love?


    • 18
      Aunty Matter says:

      She’s fit, I bet Dave keeps Sam away from old John Major, he’s got an eye for the ladies.


      • 153
        Anonymous says:

        Sure she’s fit… If you prefer your fillies looking over a stable door.


        • 182
          Bogeyman says:

          It’s true that from certain angles she takes on a slight equine appearance. But see her in action and she’s phoooarrr. I would.


    • 32
      SamCam's Guide to Time Management says:

      No, it’s a different dress in each photo. She gets a new one tailor-made every day, to save on washing and ironing.


    • 155
      Anonymous says:

      Well done Tony. I think he edged Sam Cam for four in Tit Cricket.


  11. 15
    Aunty Matter says:

    I see the BBC are at it again. Claiming that because they were able to fly from a small airport in England to Calais then back again without a security check, this is dangerous and all the fault of the evil Tories (natch)

    Of course getting on a plane in Calais means you’re already in Europe and as anyone knows half the time you don’t get stopped at Dover or Folkestone when coming back on the ferry or train from France)

    I flew out of the UK to Jersey on a BA flight and then back and never had any checks on my passport done, so will Pollard be demanding we shut down Jersey?

    This didn’t stop rat face Victoria Derbyshire shrieking her way through her awful radio show of course claiming that this is terrible and Tories should be burnt alive.

    Viki Pollard even failed to take on board that there are hundreds of small airfields in the UK where private aircraft fly into and to staff those with border agents would require a massive investment.

    We could probably afford it if those fuckers at the BBC paid their taxes mind you.

    Be very interesting to know if Ms Derbyshire is PAYE or runs a company to avoid any taxes.


    • 30
      Reds under the bed. says:

      Why is it that the BBC thinks there should be a security check anyway?


      • 36
        Adolf Schicklegrubber says:

        We’re all Europeans now after all


        • 201
          Zoro says:

          I don’t know what your complaning about, these airfields and marinas have only been there since 2010, before that there were no lite aircraft or boats, that is since Thatcher introduced them, to allow alki ieda into the country.


    • 45
      The BBC only employs mongs says:

      It’s not just airfields, of course. You can sail a boat into most marinas in Britain without going through passport control. With boats coming and going all the time, it’s simply impractical to stop and search every one that shows up.


      • 67
        Aunty Matter says:

        Yes small boats enter and leave local small ports all the time, but don’t tell Viki Pollard that, she’ll be screaming again all tomorrow.


        • 87
          Peter Mandleson says:

          If you listen to Radio 5 you’re going to get Radio New Labour, there’s no point complaining


          • Anonymous says:

            No, but you can have a fucking good moan about a corporation that get’s it’s mandate and license fee on a platform of impartiality, cheating bastards.


    • 47
      SP4BS says:

      “half the time you don’t get stopped at Dover or Folkestone when coming back on the ferry or train from France”

      I have been checked every single time (and thats a lot) in the last 10 years.
      On the train they even X-ray everyone’s luggage, all the time.


      • 56
        Who goes there? says:

        But the BBC are talking about security checks, not immigation or smuggling. Why do the BBC think people on the move should be checked for “security”?


      • 65
        Who goes there? says:

        But the BBC are talking about security checks, not immigration or smuggling. Why do the BBC think people on the move should be checked for “security”?

        I thought we lived in a free country and mostly that is true. I’ve never once been stopped for “security” reasons when sailing into or out of a British port. Why does the BBC believe that I should be?


        • 70
          Aunty Matter says:

          Because you’re white and nasty, especially if you don’t read the Guardian. Of course the very same BBC opposed the tearing down of the Sangatte shit hole.


        • 82
          SP4BS says:

          “security” and immigration controls go hand in hand.


      • 66
        Aunty Matter says:

        I hardly ever got checked and only ever had customs stop me once on the tunnel I only ever got stopped once. Going from Calais remember you clear UK and French customs together and half the time the booths are unmanned (especially in the evenings)


      • 74
        Aunty Matter says:

        When I said train I meant Eurotunnel not Eurostar but I’ve only used that a couple of times and I think did have to show my passport.


      • 83
        Martin McGuiness says:

        They’ve never x-ray’ed ours the last twice I went. I could have had half a tonne of Semtex in the boot.


    • 53
      Anonymous says:

      And of course it’s all the fault of the current government that our kids are crap at maths and engineering, and not the fault of 13 years of Labour ‘edukashun’ and the fact that our education system has been in the grip of Marxist ideologues for fucking decades.

      BTW, Evan Davies sounded right pissed off this morning that Greece look more than likely to leave the Euro pretty soon. I think the Today staff had thought they’d seen that one off personally, ‘kin wankers.


    • 143
      BBC Inside the Biased Toilet Spokesperson says:

      But this is what we do…….


    • 194
      Bogeyman says:

      You can’t win with the Beeb. The Graun iad is even worse. One minute they’re whining about too much security, the next they’re saying security is inadequate. Tossers, all.

      The one big comfort is that the Graun’s circulation will soon be down to that of my local paper.


  12. 17
    si kologee says:

    And everybody hates Cherie which is why she is not in the picture.


  13. 19
    Gonk says:

    Dave loves Tony.
    Tony loves Tony.
    Gordon hates everyone.


  14. 23
    Norma Stits says:

    Major clearly slipping a cheeky finger up the back of horseface


  15. 24
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m back at No10 where I belong, ready to serve, ready to do my utmost, ready to Nokia the staff.


  16. 25
    Not surprised says:

    Nope! Didn’t recognise anyone in those photos. Should I?


    • 31
      Terry Wogan says:

      Is it UK Eurovision entries? Picture Three is the Brotherhood of Man, I’m sure of that.


  17. 26
    Aunty Matter says:

    Brown and Cameron are the only ones never to win a general election.


  18. 28

    Still, Gordon is the only one who went commando… (or if you prefer, free Balling)


  19. 29
    Nikita Khrushchev says:

    In picture 2 it looks like Cameron was photoshopped in. Who did they remove?


  20. 35
    Man in the Street says:

    I must be thick. I can’t tell who hates whom.


  21. 36
    Anonymous says:

    What a bunch of arseholes.


  22. 41
    Aunty Matter says:

    I think the caption should read “Spot the real Tory”


  23. 43
    Liarpoliticians says:

    Is this a “Spot the Judas” competition?


    • 58
      Michael Gove says:

      Yes, but this is an OCR examination so you’ve got to expect some help haven’t you?


  24. 46
    Owen Jones says:

    Like most of the UK. They all loath Broon.


  25. 51
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m hoping Tony Blair lights the olympic flame in the stadium. And slips….


  26. 55
    Aunty Matter says:

    **************Olympic opening ceremony leaked***********

    100m dash for fat women to be first to the benefits office

    400m for Afghans to get into the back of a lorry driving around the stadium

    The javelin, where ‘Warriors of Islam’ throw spears at infidels in the middle of the stadium

    The shot put severed heads of infidels thrown by ‘Jihadists’ living on benefits in Hackney

    The torch will be lit by 4 retards from Saudi Arabia trying to fly a plane into the cauldron.


  27. 58
    Some Twat Up North says:

    The reason Cherie isn’t there, is no one wanted to swap with her, so one of the others is getting a double portion… Or is wee Willy McVague waiting inside for Tony no doubt we’ll never know.

    Beef bavette anyone?


  28. 64
    Rt Hon Lady Harriet Harman says:

    Now you can see how posh Sam Cam is, I mean she’s hanging around with important world leaders and I’m stuck with window-lickers like Ed Balls.


  29. 71
    Liarpoliticians says:

    UKBA staff manning Downing Street gates let in undesirables to Number 10.


  30. 72
    Nullbymouth says:

    Well the middle picture shows Sam looking at the destroyer of worlds with pity. Wonder if he had shit himself?


  31. 75
    Cashback says:

    So paying in cash is now immoral?


  32. 76
    Guido must be smoking something says:

    Does Sam hate Dave?


  33. 77
    Cressida's Dick says:

    So the CPS have decided the phone hacking charges in, for them, double quick time.

    Now what about Huhne?


  34. 81
    Some Twat Up North says:

    Why are they all there?

    Has Thatcher been stuffed and mounted on the staircase?

    If so, I’d have bought a ticket for that, stuff the oylimpics…


  35. 86
    Aunty Matter says:

    Shame it wasn’t Elizabeth the 1st coming to dinner, the way those mongs have betrayed us, she’d have them all off to the tower and a broom handle shoved up their arses before getting the William Wallace treatment,


  36. 88
    G4S says:

    Unconfirmed reports are flooding into the station

    …incident report…member of public told she was a bigot….unidentified man hurling photocopiers from windows of government building…Cat reports violent tail pulling…secretary kicked in shin…gold pen missing…
    …Spanish debt rises uncontrollably…

    This looks like it everyone. The big one. Now we’ve trained for this so everyone just do your jobs.
    operation ‘get the gimp out of Westminster’ is go.


  37. 93
    Aunty Matter says:

    The Dartford crossing is immoral. You pay in cash there.


  38. 94
    Aunty Matter says:

    Oh god Sky News have two mong 12 year old bloggers. Get ta fuck, where’s Sarah Jane Mee?


    • 98
      Bad me says:

      I went into Tescos yesterday and paid in cash. Does that make me immoral?


      • 103
        David Gouge MP says:

        Cash point machines will be outlawed from this evening.

        Well apart from Visa ones which will be changed to only dispense traceable bearer bonds.


      • 104
        Liarpoliticians says:

        that depends, did you give them one of those con Clubcards so they can track all your purchases, if you did, don’t worry about it, the inland revenue will look into your purchases to see if you’re Kosher.


  39. 101
    Anonymous says:

    Maybe I should have gone to Specsavers but isn’t Cameron pulling pretty much the same face in all three pictures?


    • 107
      Tin Cam Support Line says:

      As a replicant android his emotion program needs upgrading to Blair V2.2x


      • 121

        Blair V2.2x was found to be corrupt.
        It had the Ecclestone virus.

        Unfortunately switching to the Brown v1.0 2007 upgrade just caused the entire system to crash and the hard drive to catch fire.


  40. 108

    Perhaps prostitution will be made legal if the ladies of the night obtain merchant agreements with VISA and MasterCard?

    (American Express? Don’t care how fast you are, it’s still £100.)


  41. 109
    Typical left wing scrounger says:

    So this guy came up today selling ‘Big Issue’ or something. He got really shirty when I said ‘yes my man ill take one of those. Please issue me with your SWIFT number so I may effect an efficient 3 day money value transfer’


  42. 118
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Guido is no body language expert. How true!


  43. 119
    JH says:

    Can you imagine the dark, twisted leaps Gordoom’s black heart was making as he crossed that threshold again? My wee Precious!


    It they’re not careful, he’ll be leaving another set of fingernail gouges on the door frame as they try to eject him, just like last time.


  44. 122
    Jokeline says:

    So I was walking down the road when who should be walking towards me but Diane Abbot wearing a Guess T-Shirt.

    She got really upset when I said ‘Eating disorder?’


  45. 135
    Moi says:

    As far as I can make out. Everyone likes Sam Cam, no one likes Sarah and Cherrie wasn’t even invited which is quite understandable as it was the Queen’s lunch.


  46. 148
    The Paragnostic says:

    I see Miliband E is in Paris, presumably plotting with Hollande to give more of our money away if, Dog forbid, he is ever elected.

    I’m surprised the twat didn’t show his face on Sunday and claim credit for Bradley Wiggins.


  47. 150
    ? says:

    Why is Hunt defending G4S to the hilt? Is he barking?

    Fuck the lot of them.


  48. 152
    Home is where the heart is says:


    • 156
      He asks knowing what the replies will be says:

      Wonder what the dinner consisted of.


    • 159
      Anonymous says:

      I wonder if his mum went to the wall.


      • 162
        Jeremy Clarkson says:

        You know the score …


        • 167
          Kingston says:

          So why have the Jamaican track and field team gone to Brum and not the Olympic village?


          • Exile in West Midlands says:

            A quarter of Birmingham is now Jamaican territory. The mjority of the rest belongs o the Ummah.

            A few disparate enclaves of indigenous tribes still remain, but they dwindle like the passing of the day.

            Horrible place now – and I was born there.

            Thanks Labour, thanks Tories – ethnic cleansing almost complete.


          • The Tebbit test again says:

            So, en passant, which team will she be supporting over the next fortnight?


    • 167
      Sandra says:

      And I bet you just had a small salad?

      For Gods sake woman put down the fork.

      You are over consuming food – food that could be shared out to those less fortunate than you who do not have access to unlimited food via the taxpayer.

      You are grossly obese Diane. I hope you have a moment of clarity soon regarding your gluttony & greed.


    • 195
      Anonymous says:

      Shoudn’t this be under Hash Tag: Fat lass sweating cobs!


  49. 158
    London 2012 says:

    We’re trying to cover up the shameful preparation.


  50. 183
    RK says:

    Dave’s suit sleeve is a tad long, and he’s wearing a sombre tie of the sort worn by non-wearers of ties when they are in a court dock.


  51. 184
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Emergency legislation will be rushed through the house to ensure that all cash payments will have 20% deducted before being paid to the window cleaner etc


  52. 187
    daveblogg says:

    looks like jamaica have only one person in the team.
    sorry two dianne shot put silly me


  53. 192
    Aunty Matter says:

    Has Broon fucked off back to Scotland yet and Bliar back to the stone from which he crawled from under?


  54. 202
    Webwrights says:

    Broon looks as if he’s drawing breath and about to burst into a defiant rendition of “Flower of Scotland”.


  55. 203
    YorkshireLad says:

    Cherie hates them all…she’s not there


  56. 207
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Mad broon is the only one turned towards the door; is he thinking of making a lunge for it and lock Dave out.

    Or does he not like the glare of publicity and being in front of ordinary people, so he’s desperate to get into the dark secret rooms of No 10 where he can plot and scheem.


  57. 208
    Thus spoke Zarathustra says:

    What’s the deal with all the wife swapping in those pics?

    Looks like Bliar got the best deal for himself yet again.


  58. 216
    The Dirty Rat says:

    I don’t really care because I hate the fu**ing lot.


  59. 219
    the savant says:

    never mind this silly season piffle …remember what i said yesterday ….gauke will not be touched by the stamp duty story or the status of his tax avoidance consigliere wife ….nothing in todays papers …he is a protected species cos he works in giddy s dept


  60. 220
    Vazoline says:

    I’m important and should have been there.


  61. 222
    Vince Cable's rucksack says:

    I am (an expert) and you’re right.


  62. 223
    Fuct says:

    Norma let it back in after Edwina .. If it had ever been in since James.



  63. 225
    keredybretsa says:

    These are all ME…ME..ME…ME..ME…ME..ME…ME..ME…ME..ME…ME..ME…ME..ME…ME..


  64. 227
    Shall I put the Kettle on says:

    Ooh dear Dave, NO ONE seems to like you much


  65. 233
    Very Concerned UK born Caucasian Citizen says:

    Please UPDATE urgently on the health of HM & Prince Philip this evening ??

    I’m very very concerned for them after being in the same room with all of

    those Mendacious Manipulative Hypocrite’s & Deviants, especially the Nokia

    throwing bonkers screw ball from Fife & The real Master of Evil,His

    Insincere,most Holiness St.Toxic Tony,He who walks

    on Water & performs Miracles for Millions, any hard currency,Tax

    free,purloined from everyone with no nee to declare the source . Along

    with the Camerooon all smoke & mirrors plus lies then sliding around trying to

    be the perfect Hostess

    How much of this type of torture did they subject Her Majesty to ??

    I believe there should be a official statement from the Palace URGENTLY….

    Thank you……

    Is McNutter now fully sedated & back in his padded cell ??


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