July 24th, 2012

Picture: Compare and Contrast PMs’ Body Language


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    And the Answer is says:

    John and Norma?

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    Kebab Time says:

    Only PM there worthy of the title.

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    Kebab Time says:


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    Nullbymouth says:

    Where are Gordo’s human shields?

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Free lunch ??? Yup, I’ll come down to Westminster for that.

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    The Daily Labour Arselicker says:

    Tony Bliar hates Mrs C?

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    Nick Buckles says:

    How the hell did Brown get through the cordon? questions will be asked

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    Joss Taskin says:

    Is Slotgob inside, looking around for freebies ?

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    The Public says:

    In that first picture. Which one is Cameron?

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    Beardy says:

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    Ivor Biggun says:

    Gordon Brown looks tired, all that work in charity shops and teaching the poor he told us he’d be doing is plum tuckering him out!

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    Anonymous says:

    Has SamCam only got one dress poor love?

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    Edwina Currie says:

    Dull, dull, dull.

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    Bluebird says:

    Everytime I think about getting a personal twitter account I see retarded celebs and the wives of washed up mentalist politicians spouting on twitter and think ‘nah fuck that if that’s who’s on there I can’t be arsed’

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    Aunty Matter says:

    I see the BBC are at it again. Claiming that because they were able to fly from a small airport in England to Calais then back again without a security check, this is dangerous and all the fault of the evil Tories (natch)

    Of course getting on a plane in Calais means you’re already in Europe and as anyone knows half the time you don’t get stopped at Dover or Folkestone when coming back on the ferry or train from France)

    I flew out of the UK to Jersey on a BA flight and then back and never had any checks on my passport done, so will Pollard be demanding we shut down Jersey?

    This didn’t stop rat face Victoria Derbyshire shrieking her way through her awful radio show of course claiming that this is terrible and Tories should be burnt alive.

    Viki Pollard even failed to take on board that there are hundreds of small airfields in the UK where private aircraft fly into and to staff those with border agents would require a massive investment.

    We could probably afford it if those fuckers at the BBC paid their taxes mind you.

    Be very interesting to know if Ms Derbyshire is PAYE or runs a company to avoid any taxes.

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    Unless PM stands for Pac-Man Monster – in which case there is still only [a different] one worthy of the title.

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    si kologee says:

    And everybody hates Cherie which is why she is not in the picture.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    She’s fit, I bet Dave keeps Sam away from old John Major, he’s got an eye for the ladies.

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    Gonk says:

    Dave loves Tony.
    Tony loves Tony.
    Gordon hates everyone.

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    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Haven’t been down to London for months and months.

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    Fish says:

    G4S on the Downing Street gate.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Yes the skies cleared the day that fucking one eyed mong pissed off back to Scotland.

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    Norma Stits says:

    Major clearly slipping a cheeky finger up the back of horseface

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m back at No10 where I belong, ready to serve, ready to do my utmost, ready to Nokia the staff.

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    Not surprised says:

    Nope! Didn’t recognise anyone in those photos. Should I?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Brown and Cameron are the only ones never to win a general election.

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    erm... says:

    b£liar loves the bosom.

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    Still, Gordon is the only one who went commando… (or if you prefer, free Balling)

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    Nikita Khrushchev says:

    In picture 2 it looks like Cameron was photoshopped in. Who did they remove?

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    Reds under the bed. says:

    Why is it that the BBC thinks there should be a security check anyway?

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    Terry Wogan says:

    Is it UK Eurovision entries? Picture Three is the Brotherhood of Man, I’m sure of that.

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    SamCam's Guide to Time Management says:

    No, it’s a different dress in each photo. She gets a new one tailor-made every day, to save on washing and ironing.

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    It's the taking part that counts says:

    At least Dave tried.

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    LIBOR Purves says:

    I thought Brown was low-balling?

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    Man in the Street says:

    I must be thick. I can’t tell who hates whom.

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    Anonymous says:

    What a bunch of arseholes.

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    Adolf Schicklegrubber says:

    We’re all Europeans now after all

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    Hilda Ogden says:

    She was stealing ashtrays, the little tramp

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    Gordon Brown says:

    My balls had a zero percent increase this year in production

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    Innit, bruv says:

    It’s a trick question. They ALL hate each other.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    I think the caption should read “Spot the real Tory”

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    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Josef Fritzl.

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    Liarpoliticians says:

    Is this a “Spot the Judas” competition?

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    Libore says:

    No, we’re called the Labour Party.

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    The BBC only employs mongs says:

    It’s not just airfields, of course. You can sail a boat into most marinas in Britain without going through passport control. With boats coming and going all the time, it’s simply impractical to stop and search every one that shows up.

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    Owen Jones says:

    Like most of the UK. They all loath Broon.

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    SP4BS says:

    “half the time you don’t get stopped at Dover or Folkestone when coming back on the ferry or train from France”

    I have been checked every single time (and thats a lot) in the last 10 years.
    On the train they even X-ray everyone’s luggage, all the time.

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    Where's Cherry? says:

    Not sure what you are getting at here Guido. The only person who has put some distance into the pose is Mrs Brown, so are you saying she hates them or they hate her?

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    Man in the Street says:

    Oh, that makes sense. I hate them all also except Sam Cam who I would quite like to roger mercilessly.

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    a non says:

    To be fair it was the snooker table’s turn to use the legs

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    Gordon Brown says:

    I’m hoping Tony Blair lights the olympic flame in the stadium. And slips….

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    Man in the Street says:

    Answer – there isn’t one.

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    Anonymous says:

    And of course it’s all the fault of the current government that our kids are crap at maths and engineering, and not the fault of 13 years of Labour ‘edukashun’ and the fact that our education system has been in the grip of Marxist ideologues for fucking decades.

    BTW, Evan Davies sounded right pissed off this morning that Greece look more than likely to leave the Euro pretty soon. I think the Today staff had thought they’d seen that one off personally, ‘kin wankers.

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    SP4BS says:

    I can’t either. And it looks like Cameron had his suit treated with superglue. A PR success to hide any body language.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    **************Olympic opening ceremony leaked***********

    100m dash for fat women to be first to the benefits office

    400m for Afghans to get into the back of a lorry driving around the stadium

    The javelin, where ‘Warriors of Islam’ throw spears at infidels in the middle of the stadium

    The shot put severed heads of infidels thrown by ‘Jihadists’ living on benefits in Hackney

    The torch will be lit by 4 retards from Saudi Arabia trying to fly a plane into the cauldron.

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    Who goes there? says:

    But the BBC are talking about security checks, not immigation or smuggling. Why do the BBC think people on the move should be checked for “security”?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    + 100 000

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    Michael Gove says:

    Yes, but this is an OCR examination so you’ve got to expect some help haven’t you?

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    Some Twat Up North says:

    The reason Cherie isn’t there, is no one wanted to swap with her, so one of the others is getting a double portion… Or is wee Willy McVague waiting inside for Tony no doubt we’ll never know.

    Beef bavette anyone?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Bliar is there.

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    Sarah Tweet says:

    He’s never been down on me.

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    Anonymous says:

    I’m no expert on body language, but if you don’t like anybody, you tend to cross your arms tightly across the stomach, or lean away from them. Can’t see too much of that in these photos.

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    The Angel of Dearth says:


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    Rt Hon Lady Harriet Harman says:

    Now you can see how posh Sam Cam is, I mean she’s hanging around with important world leaders and I’m stuck with window-lickers like Ed Balls.

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    Who goes there? says:

    But the BBC are talking about security checks, not immigration or smuggling. Why do the BBC think people on the move should be checked for “security”?

    I thought we lived in a free country and mostly that is true. I’ve never once been stopped for “security” reasons when sailing into or out of a British port. Why does the BBC believe that I should be?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    I hardly ever got checked and only ever had customs stop me once on the tunnel I only ever got stopped once. Going from Calais remember you clear UK and French customs together and half the time the booths are unmanned (especially in the evenings)

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Yes small boats enter and leave local small ports all the time, but don’t tell Viki Pollard that, she’ll be screaming again all tomorrow.

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    Rowan Williams says:

    Thank God for small mercies

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    The only way is anal says:

    If it’s his little finger, it’ll remind her of Dave

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Because you’re white and nasty, especially if you don’t read the Guardian. Of course the very same BBC opposed the tearing down of the Sangatte shit hole.

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    Liarpoliticians says:

    UKBA staff manning Downing Street gates let in undesirables to Number 10.

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    Nullbymouth says:

    Well the middle picture shows Sam looking at the destroyer of worlds with pity. Wonder if he had shit himself?

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    Mindbleach says:

    Ugh! You do know who’s been up there, don’t you?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    When I said train I meant Eurotunnel not Eurostar but I’ve only used that a couple of times and I think did have to show my passport.

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    Cashback says:

    So paying in cash is now immoral?

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    Guido must be smoking something says:

    Does Sam hate Dave?

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    Cressida's Dick says:

    So the CPS have decided the phone hacking charges in, for them, double quick time.

    Now what about Huhne?

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    Nullbymouth says:

    Hope you have your window cleaners IBAN number

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    The Self Loathing Society says:

    Even Gordon loathes Brown.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    That would be Evan Davis with his Prince Albert?

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    Some Twat Up North says:

    Why are they all there?

    Has Thatcher been stuffed and mounted on the staircase?

    If so, I’d have bought a ticket for that, stuff the oylimpics…

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    SP4BS says:

    “security” and immigration controls go hand in hand.

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    Martin McGuiness says:

    They’ve never x-ray’ed ours the last twice I went. I could have had half a tonne of Semtex in the boot.

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    the incredible sulk says:

    Ted Heath.

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    Man in the Street says:

    Which will make her appreciate a real tory all the more.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Shame it wasn’t Elizabeth the 1st coming to dinner, the way those mongs have betrayed us, she’d have them all off to the tower and a broom handle shoved up their arses before getting the William Wallace treatment,

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    Peter Mandleson says:

    If you listen to Radio 5 you’re going to get Radio New Labour, there’s no point complaining

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    G4S says:

    Unconfirmed reports are flooding into the station

    …incident report…member of public told she was a bigot….unidentified man hurling photocopiers from windows of government building…Cat reports violent tail pulling…secretary kicked in shin…gold pen missing…
    …Spanish debt rises uncontrollably…

    This looks like it everyone. The big one. Now we’ve trained for this so everyone just do your jobs.
    operation ‘get the gimp out of Westminster’ is go.

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    Bodylanguage for Beginners says:

    If I were anywhere near Gordon Brown, my body language could possibly give away my feelings – as I’d have him in a headlock and I’d be making a forceful effort to break his neck.

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    Anonymous says:

    I thought in BB’s case it meant Penis Muncher.

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    Peter Mandleson says:

    Tony Bliar is a C

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    SP4BS says:

    One’s passport is always checked. Train. tunnel and car. Ferry.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    The Dartford crossing is immoral. You pay in cash there.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Oh god Sky News have two mong 12 year old bloggers. Get ta fuck, where’s Sarah Jane Mee?

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    a ring of arseholes says:

    I think the collective term for arseholes is ‘ring’

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    Hannibal Lector says:

    I’ve got an account, you can call the rich and famous c**** and they’re so vain they can’t help but read it and take it to heart. When you’re waiting to catch a train it’s quite an amusing pasttime.

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    Jimmy says:

    Attila the Hen hates them all.

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    Bad me says:

    I went into Tescos yesterday and paid in cash. Does that make me immoral?

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Cherie Bliar or Samcam?

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    Arthur Scargill says:

    I thought it was “Union”?

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    Anonymous says:

    Maybe I should have gone to Specsavers but isn’t Cameron pulling pretty much the same face in all three pictures?

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    King Edward II says:

    I thought the broom handle up the arse was called the William Hague treatment?

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    David Gouge MP says:

    Cash point machines will be outlawed from this evening.

    Well apart from Visa ones which will be changed to only dispense traceable bearer bonds.

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    Liarpoliticians says:

    that depends, did you give them one of those con Clubcards so they can track all your purchases, if you did, don’t worry about it, the inland revenue will look into your purchases to see if you’re Kosher.

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    bless 'im says:

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    Forkbender says:

    In none of the pictures is Cammers looking at anyone else, he probably doesn’t like any of them

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    Tin Cam Support Line says:

    As a replicant android his emotion program needs upgrading to Blair V2.2x

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    Perhaps prostitution will be made legal if the ladies of the night obtain merchant agreements with VISA and MasterCard?

    (American Express? Don’t care how fast you are, it’s still £100.)

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    Typical left wing scrounger says:

    So this guy came up today selling ‘Big Issue’ or something. He got really shirty when I said ‘yes my man ill take one of those. Please issue me with your SWIFT number so I may effect an efficient 3 day money value transfer’

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    Nullbymouth says:

    Mind Bleach as I think about swiping the cards!

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    Loungelizard says:

    Blair obviously totally in love with himself.

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Sunny Jim.

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    Forkbender says:

    By the sound of it everyone hates Tone B’Liar

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    Not nowadays. You push them in the slot and it does something to them…

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Sarah, zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

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    Nullbymouth says:

    All this talk about money and hookers makes me want to splash out on some clothes in M&S

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    BBC bummers says:

    Oh he’s soooooo cute.

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    I don't need no doctor says:

    Guido is no body language expert. How true!

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    JH says:

    Can you imagine the dark, twisted leaps Gordoom’s black heart was making as he crossed that threshold again? My wee Precious!


    It they’re not careful, he’ll be leaving another set of fingernail gouges on the door frame as they try to eject him, just like last time.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    If Barclays can be fined for lowballing Libor rates, can YouGov be fined for overstating Labour polling intentions?

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    Blair V2.2x was found to be corrupt.
    It had the Ecclestone virus.

    Unfortunately switching to the Brown v1.0 2007 upgrade just caused the entire system to crash and the hard drive to catch fire.

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    Jokeline says:

    So I was walking down the road when who should be walking towards me but Diane Abbot wearing a Guess T-Shirt.

    She got really upset when I said ‘Eating disorder?’

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    mod this, arsehole! says:

    Fuck off Porkbender.

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    BBC bummers says:

    Nope not for me

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    Thought you had put S&M for a moment, there. Phew!

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    Especially for you, Sir:


    Well, for me as well, actually…

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Give it a few years and they’ll make it illegal – the vanguard of the revolution hate anything they can’t track and control.

    The estimate of 2 bn a year is nothing compared to tax avoidance by individuals and companies – I for one will continue to support the “black” economy because I don’t want to appear racist ;-)

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    Mornington Crescent says:

    A ‘Bryant’?

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    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Said the Bishop to the monstrous…

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    smoggie says:

    You mean she was wearing a G …. U …. E …… S ……S T-shirt.

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    Ray says:

    I’m not the world’s most passionate man.

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    JC says:


    Passes an hour or two…

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    SP4BS says:

    I don’t think you were paying attention Mr. Bummers.

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    Anonymous says:

    I think the whole idea is that it does something to YOU, you knob.

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    Moi says:

    As far as I can make out. Everyone likes Sam Cam, no one likes Sarah and Cherrie wasn’t even invited which is quite understandable as it was the Queen’s lunch.

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    Blair and Cameron speaking as one says:

    We will still accept cash for the foreseeable future. Well until its worthless anyway, then it will be Gold.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    American Express? Don’t care how fat you are…

    There. Fixed it.

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    So you will not be signing up for a car boot card? ;-)

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    bergen says:

    It was a lunch for HM in honour of the jubilee for PMs past and present (with spouses).Mrs T was too infirm to attend and our revered Cherie pleaded a prior engagement. I bet HM was not sorry.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Bugger. HTML not my strong point today, it would seem.

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    Buffalo Bill MP says:

    It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

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    The Liar, the Nutter, the Traitor and the Fool says:

    I am completely unbiased, I hate all of the Quisling liars equally.

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    BBC Inside the Biased Toilet Spokesperson says:

    But this is what we do…….

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    A corpulent expense account?

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    Anonymous says:

    Fuck me what a mess!

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    Didn’t see Mandelson?

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    I thought you were really trying to ram the point home…

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    The Paragnostic says:

    I see Miliband E is in Paris, presumably plotting with Hollande to give more of our money away if, Dog forbid, he is ever elected.

    I’m surprised the twat didn’t show his face on Sunday and claim credit for Bradley Wiggins.

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    Lola says:

    I remember you.

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    ? says:

    Why is Hunt defending G4S to the hilt? Is he barking?

    Fuck the lot of them.

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    Cutie says:

    It <b can be frustrating.

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    Home is where the heart is says:

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    Anonymous says:

    Sure she’s fit… If you prefer your fillies looking over a stable door.

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    Anonymous says:

    No, but you can have a fucking good moan about a corporation that get’s it’s mandate and license fee on a platform of impartiality, cheating bastards.

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    Anonymous says:

    Well done Tony. I think he edged Sam Cam for four in Tit Cricket.

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    He asks knowing what the replies will be says:

    Wonder what the dinner consisted of.

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    Nullbymouth says:

    Are they buying Sky?

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    London 2012 says:

    We’re trying to cover up the shameful preparation.

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    Anonymous says:

    I wonder if his mum went to the wall.

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    Slotgob says:

    What and accidentally slips his cock into Madelbum’s arse?

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    Tinker says:

    >Still hungry!!<

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    Jeremy Clarkson says:

    You know the score …

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    Shoshages says:

    Is he defending them to the hilt?

    What a wanker c’unt.

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    Shoshages says:

    html is a bit weird today, is it not?

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    Jimmy says:

    Why are you so unhappy?

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    Sandra says:

    And I bet you just had a small salad?

    For Gods sake woman put down the fork.

    You are over consuming food – food that could be shared out to those less fortunate than you who do not have access to unlimited food via the taxpayer.

    You are grossly obese Diane. I hope you have a moment of clarity soon regarding your gluttony & greed.

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    Kingston says:

    So why have the Jamaican track and field team gone to Brum and not the Olympic village?

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    badge of honour says:

    Already been locked out of Diane Abbott’s and Tom Watson’s accounts, and hope to add more.

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    Fido 3 says:

    *rattles Iams bag*

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    erm... says:

    cam is eccentric. it’s the breeding.
    ….in other news….the man who can’t be pope has stepped into cam’s shoes….and plugged chillax………disconnect and survive i suppose is behind the sentiment. inner integrity of a 1 eyed monster is kinda scary.
    …. now do we get the olympic mascot. it says that no matter who we are…let’s just become spiritually gentle when we look out into our street gatherings. ah bless. and ho.ho.ho.

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    NME says:

    I spy with my little Frank Ifield…

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    Archer Karcher says:

    With good reason.

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    Montego says:

    Nice Pe@ green frock Diane.

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    Sugar Daddy says:

    How are you feeling now, E?

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    Exile in West Midlands says:

    A quarter of Birmingham is now Jamaican territory. The mjority of the rest belongs o the Ummah.

    A few disparate enclaves of indigenous tribes still remain, but they dwindle like the passing of the day.

    Horrible place now – and I was born there.

    Thanks Labour, thanks Tories – ethnic cleansing almost complete.

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    E says:


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    Anonymous says:

    Never happier that when I’m bashing your troll skull in Jimmy piddle.

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    ban the twat says:

    fuck me. the psycho is back.

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Nah. Don’t care if I come across as bigoted against pikeys…

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    Man in a Bag says:

    I’ve got a spare bone somewhere here…

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    Bogeyman says:

    It’s true that from certain angles she takes on a slight equine appearance. But see her in action and she’s phoooarrr. I would.

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    RK says:

    Dave’s suit sleeve is a tad long, and he’s wearing a sombre tie of the sort worn by non-wearers of ties when they are in a court dock.

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    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Emergency legislation will be rushed through the house to ensure that all cash payments will have 20% deducted before being paid to the window cleaner etc

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    Dom O'Beal says:

    I must get that tent repaired before Summer arrives.

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    daveblogg says:

    looks like jamaica have only one person in the team.
    sorry two dianne shot put silly me

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    The Paragnostic says:

    Oxtail, journey dumplings and lamb gravy?

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    Anonymous says:

    says the sheep shagger.

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    I is banned u twat says:


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    AC1 Kenobi says:

    I feel a disturbance in the arse.

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    Aunty Matter says:

    Has Broon fucked off back to Scotland yet and Bliar back to the stone from which he crawled from under?

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    Anonymous says:

    Wheels within wheels dear boy. The new chief inspector of Constabulary appointed by the useless fucking Tories is Tom Winsor, a partner in the law firm that advises G4S on the privatisation of police services.

    Wouldn’t do good to have a light shone on Tory scum with their snouts in the trough.

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    Bogeyman says:

    You can’t win with the Beeb. The Graun iad is even worse. One minute they’re whining about too much security, the next they’re saying security is inadequate. Tossers, all.

    The one big comfort is that the Graun’s circulation will soon be down to that of my local paper.

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    Anonymous says:

    Shoudn’t this be under Hash Tag: Fat lass sweating cobs!

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    Tony Bliar didnt fool me says:

    Yeah remember the total bollocks the one eyed fuckin mental C.U.N.T spouted….

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    A Gigantic Raft in the Middle of the Philippines says:

    Well. Hello.

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    in defence of the poodle... says:

    Hey, buddy. E isn’t the one who spends every waking hour farting into the wind on here, is she?

    I think you need to take a long, hard look in the circus mirror.


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    shit potter says:

    *mind wanders to the women’s beach volleyball*

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    Eton fags says:

    A Bullington

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    Zoro says:

    I don’t know what your complaning about, these airfields and marinas have only been there since 2010, before that there were no lite aircraft or boats, that is since Thatcher introduced them, to allow alki ieda into the country.

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    Webwrights says:

    Broon looks as if he’s drawing breath and about to burst into a defiant rendition of “Flower of Scotland”.

  203. 203
    YorkshireLad says:

    Cherie hates them all…she’s not there

  204. 204
    IBM says:


  205. 205
    Lord Wayne of Trombone 100m says:

    to the bird on the left in the green bin bag outfit….
    what have you come as?

  206. 206
    Lord Wayne of Trombone 100m says:

    oh dear

  207. 207
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    Mad broon is the only one turned towards the door; is he thinking of making a lunge for it and lock Dave out.

    Or does he not like the glare of publicity and being in front of ordinary people, so he’s desperate to get into the dark secret rooms of No 10 where he can plot and scheem.

  208. 208
    Thus spoke Zarathustra says:

    What’s the deal with all the wife swapping in those pics?

    Looks like Bliar got the best deal for himself yet again.

  209. 209
    it's gordons fault says:

    there’s only room for one of the bliars ego’s hers is clearly hanging out with some other losers

  210. 210
    Fish says:

    They have Martin, every time.

  211. 211
    Fish says:

    …and do some more shredding

  212. 212
    Anonymous says:

    Where is Slotgob?

  213. 213
    nmj says:

    Shoplifting at M & S?

  214. 214
    Forkbender says:

    You must be such a nice little man, I bet when the bos comes around to see who is working you pinch work from everone else, fall on your knees and lick the muddy shoes of the boss

  215. 215
    nmj says:

    Hatred doesn’t quite go far enough; it’s more like deep, visceral loathing.

  216. 216
    The Dirty Rat says:

    I don’t really care because I hate the fu**ing lot.

  217. 217
    nmj says:

    Isn’t she adorable?

  218. 218
    mod this, arsehole! says:

    I don’t know what you’re on Porkbender, but it must be some fucking strong shit.

  219. 219
    the savant says:

    never mind this silly season piffle …remember what i said yesterday ….gauke will not be touched by the stamp duty story or the status of his tax avoidance consigliere wife ….nothing in todays papers …he is a protected species cos he works in giddy s dept

  220. 220
    Vazoline says:

    I’m important and should have been there.

  221. 221
    ban the twat says:

    Awww bless, E’s ickle boyfwiend comes out swinging it’s handbag.

  222. 222
    Vince Cable's rucksack says:

    I am (an expert) and you’re right.

  223. 223
    Fuct says:

    Norma let it back in after Edwina .. If it had ever been in since James.


  224. 224
    Bob says:

    Twitter is for moron losers who think they are “important”.

  225. 225
    keredybretsa says:

    These are all ME…ME..ME…ME..ME…ME..ME…ME..ME…ME..ME…ME..ME…ME..ME…ME..

  226. 226
    SaltPetre says:

    It is a shame Mrs T couldn’t make it….the only decent PM we have had since Churchill.

  227. 227
    Shall I put the Kettle on says:

    Ooh dear Dave, NO ONE seems to like you much

  228. 228
    Forkbender says:

    Mr arsehole! What a strange name for such a nice little chap, do you come form a long lineage of arsehole!’s or did you change your name by deed poll

  229. 229
    She is as ruthless as they come says:

    I agree with the cherry fella, the only one showing any distance is Magda, commander of the Brown propaganda machine.

  230. 230
    Anonymous says:

    Curry goat, of course.

  231. 231
    mod this, arsehole! says:

    Er, it’s not a name it’s an exclamation you tit.

  232. 232
    David Laws Lib Dem Fiddler says:

    It’s like looking down a toilet before it is flushed.Floaters the lot of them, annoyingly they will not disappear.

  233. 233
    Very Concerned UK born Caucasian Citizen says:

    Please UPDATE urgently on the health of HM & Prince Philip this evening ??

    I’m very very concerned for them after being in the same room with all of

    those Mendacious Manipulative Hypocrite’s & Deviants, especially the Nokia

    throwing bonkers screw ball from Fife & The real Master of Evil,His

    Insincere,most Holiness St.Toxic Tony,He who walks

    on Water & performs Miracles for Millions, any hard currency,Tax

    free,purloined from everyone with no nee to declare the source . Along

    with the Camerooon all smoke & mirrors plus lies then sliding around trying to

    be the perfect Hostess

    How much of this type of torture did they subject Her Majesty to ??

    I believe there should be a official statement from the Palace URGENTLY….

    Thank you……

    Is McNutter now fully sedated & back in his padded cell ??

  234. 234
    Earwig O again says:

    Yo must be very young. That song first came out 70-80 years ago.

  235. 235
    Earwig O again says:

    More likely to be Dagenham or Romford I think.

  236. 236
    The Tebbit test again says:

    So, en passant, which team will she be supporting over the next fortnight?

  237. 237
    The Tebbit test again says:

    Are you sure you have ‘beach’ spelt correctly?

  238. 238
    The only way is anal says:

    22 years of inspired, principled political leadership – no wonder the country is in such robust good health.

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