July 20th, 2012

Thatcher Is Ultra-Sound


  1. 1
    Here we go says:

    It’s started already!

  2. 2
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Wonderful lady.

  3. 3
    Jesus Christ says:

    The second coming !!!!

  4. 4
    Spartacus says:

    What, the caption competition?

  5. 5
    The Pope says:

    It only counts as a miracle if its a biscuit

  6. 6

    How many tots of brandy do you need to take in order to spot the remotest likeness?

  7. 7
    Iain Dale - London's Biggest Cock 97.3 says:


  8. 8
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    What about toast?

  9. 9
    W V M says:

    Indeed but I can see two bald heads underneath, Iain Duncan Smith & William Hague?

  10. 10
    A Vatican Spokesman says:

    Catholic toast or Protestant toast?

  11. 11
    Hannibal Lecter says:

    None, just some bath salts.

  12. 12
    Lord Mandelbum of Shirtlifting says:

    Cheeky ;)

  13. 13
    MrAngry61 says:

    Looks more like Heseltine to me.

  14. 14
    Steve Miliband says:

    Thatch is Ultra Sound

  15. 15
    No tool like an old tool says:

    It’s actually a pair of bollocks.

  16. 16
    Bollocks! says:

    Looks more like some sort of simian, a gorilla perhaps.

  17. 17
    Neville Thurncoat says:

    It looks like a chimps head, from my hovel on t’ill

  18. 18
    Muzzie says:

    We eat toast too you know!
    Well, as long as its made from halal cereal grains that have been bludgeoned to death.

  19. 19
    Anonymous says:

    Is this an Omen?

  20. 20
    Lord Kinnock of Wind-Baggery! says:

    It looks more like Richard Nixon to me… And I’ve not touched a drop all day, so far….

  21. 21
    James says:

    “To those waiting with bated breath for that favourite media catchphrase, the ‘U-turn’, I have only one thing to say: “You turn if you want to.


  22. 22
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    Right that’s it then.

    This calls for yet another Judge led inquiry !

  23. 23
    JH says:

    That’s uncanny – every single shit I have done since 1979 is an almost exact likeness of Gordon Brown.

  24. 24
    Jimmy says:

    They’re remaking The Omen again?

  25. 25
    W V M says:

    Strange indeed, every single shit I have done since 2010 is an almost exact likeness of Red Ed. Although I can’t flush them away as every time I do they jump out of the pot and on to the nearest bandwagon.

  26. 26
    Education Educashun Edukashun says:

    * “Are they”

  27. 27
    Doctor Who's Tardis says:

    That womb is far too big, three Tories two bollocks and a T-Rex’s head – she must have had some cowboy builders in.

  28. 28
    Jackson says:

    The rebirth of Maggie

  29. 29
    DarloNick says:

    Can’t be Thatcher. Where are the fangs and horns?

  30. 30
    Fish says:

    …and the baby will have to eat itself

  31. 31
    Ian E says:

    Oh good grief – the idiots!!! [Anyone can see it is Elvis – just look at the hair-do!]

  32. 32
    ScreamingLordLefty says:

    Damn. You beat me to it!


    “There are seriush queshtionsh to be anshewered.”

  33. 33
    idunnow says:

    i am dying thnks to this guovenment

  34. 34
    Snatcher says:

    I hope it is going to be breast fed, cos it ain’t getting no milk from the state

  35. 35
    Padre Pederastia says:

    Hope she didn’t
    Ay in cash.

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