July 20th, 2012

Iran Censors Chic-Ken

The nuclear-enriching Iranian government has banned chicken from being shown on television in order to control the cravings of its impoverished people. The Iranian chief of police ranted:

They show chicken being eaten in movies while somebody might not be able to buy it…Films are now the windows of society and some people observing this class gap might say that we will take knives and take our rights from the rich.”

Reminds Guido of a certain Chic-Ken who used to appear on Iranian TV…


75 Comments

  1. 1
    Well says:

    that will stuff them!

    • 5
      DZ says:

      Ed Balls would love it in Iran, he would impose all sorts of Labour Shite

      No1 rule – no taking the piss out of Edd Balls

      • 16
        not a machine says:

        Pullets (er prize) winner

      • 20

        The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Vote labour to prevent it!

        The little Red Ken

        • 24
          Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

          You could always by some cloud insurance from mr. vaz.

          • Just realised that its chicken licken that thinks the sky is falling.
            Still..Ken could be chicken licken too. especially over his tax affairs.

            The little red hen found a grain of wheat and failed to persuade any other animals to help her plant, sow, reap mill, bake etc.
            The other animals declined a wheat based, low cost, start-up food preperation business investment opportunity.

            So when the other animals were hungry and the hen had a loaf she had made from her own enterprise, she told them to sod off.

            The moral was “if any man will not work, neither let him eat.”

            Or, in Ken’s world, “evil capitalist baker hen grows fat and rich whilst the poorest hardworkingfamilies in society starve.”

          • Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

            New bèdtime story for kids!

        • 61
          Colonel Sanders says:

          Sounds rather like Clegg – or do I mean Cable ? Someone from the ‘ed-less party, anyhow.

    • 8
      eggstreme says:

      Fowl reply

  2. 2
    Gordon Brown says:

    I can lay an egg too

  3. 3
    AC1 says:

    Guido decide it’s time for imbecility season.

  4. 4
    LeBron says:

    Being a right wing regime, I rather expected this blog to side with Iran’s government.

  5. 6
    annette curton says:

    Hope Ken hasn’t got any (chicken) in his lunch box, political credibility out the window again.

  6. 7
    MrAngry61 says:

    If showing chicken promotes violent redistribution, the army’ll be too busy defending the rich to promote trouble internationally (hopefully).

  7. 9
    not a machine says:

    Poultry effort .

  8. 11
    Anonymous says:

    Are you a paid shill for the State of Israel, Guido?
    You certainly have a great love for The Commentator.
    Tony

  9. 12
    JH says:

    For christ’s sake, chickens breed like rats and are cheap to feed and keep. How exactly do you do about having a shortage of chicken?

    • 13
      Mehdi Hasan says:

      The Israelis have stolen all their chickens!!!

      • 33
        Bluebird says:

        “The Shocking Disappearance of Chicken – It’s a Zionist Plot Says our columnist Mr Shameless Bilge” (Guardian Headline sometime later this year)

    • 14
      Cher Guavarrrrrrrro says:

      Step 1 : Get a socialist government

    • 18
      annette curton says:

      The people of North Korea have never heard of a chicken, until now.

    • 67
      clucky says:

      I don’t know either. You have to feed them. 50kg of maize is about £9.50. I never costed feeding a chicken from chick to table

  10. 19
    Rh- says:

    A FATWA ON ALL POULTRY!

  11. 22
    Labourunionsbbc we are one says:

    “who used to appear on Iranian TV…”

    But now appears all the time on British Biased Corporation TV

  12. 30

    They can eat Ahmadinejad’s foreskin.

    It is probably close enough to chicken.

    • 64
      Chicken humour says:

      It’s probably fowl.

    • 71
      Blowing Whistles says:

      Is this amdinejeddi bloke one of those rabbis out of new york who suck on the new borns at circmcsion and infect the babies with herpes so they die? It seems to be all the rage in New York at the moment.

  13. 31
    • 46
      P.C. Filth says:

      He can proceed to use ‘reasonable force’ on the fourth Mrs. Filth’s ‘front door’ anytime he wishes, sir. Over

  14. 32
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Ought we not to be careful that the UK and US are not duped into doing over Iran just to satisfy Israels desires?

    Margaret Beckett nearly did it and more recently Foxy almost got so entangled that he did it.

    Duplicity in this sense means why do it yourself when it’s a lot easier if you can get some other country to fire the missiles for you …… To Ponder.

    • 44
      not a machine says:

      I perhaps may want to see how things look once Mr Assad has made up his mind , not to fly to safety , and opts for the free Russian naval transport to be with his wife , that is if he makes it ….

      • 72
        Blowing Whistles says:

        Assad is so – Ghadaffi – same scenario, same long drawn out horse trading in the background.

        Mind you one has to wonder if old Assadass had not become just another puppet of the zioloons bibi army?

    • 68
      ripley says:

      I think we should take off and nuke the entire site from orbit, it’s the only way to be sure

  15. 34
    President I'm a Dinner Jacket says:

    I want to thank H S B C for having l a u n d e r e d £16 billion of illegal transactions for us

    So that we can produce our nuclear shyt

    Many thanks

    • 38
      Fair and balanced says:

      Barclays helped a few years ago as well

      And were fined $275 million by the US Government for l a u n d e r i n g

    • 40

      Its incredible to think that you need two forms of I.D. to buy 20 euros from a bank, because of the FSA money laundering regulations.

      Regulations that HSBC, shovelling billions of euros around the dodgy countries of the globe, didn’t even pretend to follow.

      LABOUR: Fucking you around because we had no idea how to properly draft legislation, since 1997.

      • 65
        Blowing Whistles says:

        To have to state it again …. all these moneylaundering banks have been taking their cut in the transactions. They have been doing so easily because – we do not have any form of Corporate Governance and have not had any for decades.

        In the USA they introduced Sarbanes-Oxley as their resort to counter corruption etc in the financial world and at least several crooks in the higher echelons ‘have had’ their collars felt “properly” [Prison time]

        Whereas in the UK there has been no Corporate Governance whatsoever – despite the injudicial jargon and rubbish proclaimed to have been some kind of stop on the Corporate greedy in the UK – and proclaimed by the likes of former CBI director Digby Jones along with Patricia Hewitt. [the DTI as it was - until they had to rebrand it - why's that?]

        Who were they kidding? well actually they along with the not so honest PressCorp – were kidding the British Public.

        At last …. it’s all going horribly, horribly wrong for those who “Practice to deceive” …

      • 74
        Laughing Out Loud says:

        What was Labour’s cut? Maybe Tony could tell us!

  16. 36
    
    

    !!!!****!!!! Spice Girls !!!!****!!!!

    
    

    Another good reason for not going anywhere near the Olympics.

    • 45

      The chicken has 11 secret herbs and spices.

      I like mine with a little less Mel B and an extra pinch of baby.

      • 47
        Genevieve says:

        You’d like me in leather on expenses, Bill. Most members do.

      • 48

        OK. I confess.

        Downstairs are my 3000 or so vinyl LPs which I kept when I emigrated.

        Amongst them is a Spice Girls LP, with Small Faces on one side and Status Quo on the other.

        I will go quietly…

        • 52

          Its no sin to have a spice girls CD.

          But vinyl? Were the spice girls even around in the pre digital age?

          • Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

            Emigrated? Where are you now?

          • Yes. they must be almost as old as I am ;-)

            Although vinyl dropped off a cliff in sales in 1991, they continued to issue stuff into this century and sales actually started to grow again – 2.9m in 2008 according to Wiki.

            Mixing would not be possible without them either. Those CDs don’t make a noise when you twizzle them back and forward with your finger on the deck…

          • any names left? says:

            He emigrated to North Finchley, didn’t you Bill/?
            I once had a spastic Motorhead LP with different, unidentifiable artists on the two sides. It made a reasonable skinning-up surface.

          • Graham Pink (in a passing caravan) says:

            Would you not prefer them in PVC ?

  17. 57

    @ Business Cat

    I confess to having a place either side of the Alps.

  18. 69
    3 toes mustef says:

    I can reveal the secret where all the chickens is going to. while we divert attentions with our nuclear nonsenses we have been working closely with our Russian chums and they have shared their intelligences about the psycho- hypnotic-suggestions in poultry. It is well know fact that pigeons are used since many years in Moscow ball bearing factory to detect reject ball bearings. We have taken this research work further steps and make memory implant in chicken brain to do plan of project.
    So, you may ask, where all these chickeny chicken gone to eh? Ha, secret shit not tell, you want fries with that? ha ha ha ?


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