Guardian Announce £7 million in Cuts
HQ Rent Rises to £12 Million
News reaches Media Guido that Monday’s Guardian staff meeting was pretty bleak.
Apparently now the landlord’s three year introductory offer is ending, the rent on their absurdly large folie de grandeur HQ has gone up to £12 million and a further £7 million needs to be found in savings. Meanwhile today the Guardian website has been live blogging an internal website developers meeting.
And they wonder why they are losing money…
But, they need to borrow more so that borrowing goes down!
Agreed.
If they borrow more to invest in a bigger building and more staff, then the stimulation effect on the local Guardian economy will be sufficient to generate extra cash to allow the newly hired to buy the newspaper and also buy a sandwich from the staff canteen, so generating revenues that repay the loan and generate profits that…
Nah..its bolloxs isn’t it?
‘I ’m a pissed arse Bullshitter myself, but I like to hear a professional at it. So please continue!!’
Guardian needs a Plan B.
Because of the unique way we are unfunded we can write all kinds of sanctimonious shite.
You forget the PFI part.
Add in the 30,098% repayment interest and it all adds up fine.
This PFI Interest rate is very low allowing for inflation & capital
displacements spread over next 4 decades = 25 years
its a cracking good deal & with my vast fiscal experience which I can write
on the back of a undelivered letter, Cheap as Chips plus BBC are Guarantors…..
I recommend The Mirror Group should go for this before those Nasty Tory
Bankers squash what is a great deal ……..and I’ve phoned Gordon from the
swimming pool of my 5 star Villa here in sunny %£$@~**….to condemn him
Thank you, Fcuk off & don’t bother me until mid September……….
O O O
..O O Fuck you, Seb Coe!
Don’t forget the essential and progressive “Babies at work” campaign.
Just the ticket when you have a tight deadline or need to tutor a witness.
Thought the ‘Wicked Tories’ had eaten all the babies?
The Guardian is not a country.
Salford is not Manchester, unfortunately.
If it were, there are 39 Manchesters in the USA alone which we could send them to.
No. It’s a state of mind (or mindlessness).
It’s a сuntery, no doubt of that.
Do you have a red neck?
(NB This question is only intelligible to ornithologists.)
Surfacing rather late, I can tell you that ruficollis is my last name.
They can’t print money, unlike the govt.
You make that sound like a million pounds a month in rent.
Something wrong with these figures Guido.
£12M over what period?
Deka paid £235 million for the building. £12 million is a rental yield of only 5.1%.
Welcome to London.
Well if that’s the case they truly deserve to go bust.
…says some off-shore ‘paddy’.
That £12m is only for half the building that Guardian occupy, Guido/Neo. They filled the other half with new tenants so they are probably seeing >10%.
This wasn’t here when I last looked. Did you have trouble with the M0db0t?
Thats much to a low rate of rental return to ensure all EUSSR Taxes are properly extorted & sequested to Brussels for our vast never ending building of new palaces going on since 1958
They all must be off their fuckin tits on coke
It’s extremely cheap compared to a Gordon PFI scheme. They can make 58% return per year for the companies involved. Now who’s paying for that? Oh yeah, we are.
Let me state once again we are following to the letter the spending programme of the previous ZanuLieLabor (Mis)Government & have increased the capital amount by 45.3567% per annum which does allow for QE inflation.
This will ensure that UK Plc will be totally fcuked & completley bankrupt before 2015 & ensure we are for evermore in total hock to the EUSSR for the next 1000 years.
Rest assured We really are all total tos*sers of Darling’s together….. sounds about Reich to me….. what….what
Didin’t I read somewhere he was autistic
Don’t they realise they are cutting too far and too fast?
Hey! I said that!!
Wish they’d cut my taxes
O O O Ooops! That’s me in jail ….
O O
LOLs
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=fb1_1342710039
I went to the Guardian building – it looks like the elysee palace – grand, expensive, absurdly posh – and full of upper class Marxists drinking organic Fair Trade Lattes while typing furiously on their expensive MacBooks.
Why doesn’t the Guardian ditch that monstrous, vanity building and just move into the BBC newsroom.
Cheaper and easier for all concerned.
Bill,
You forget how lucrative the travel expense claims are between the various BBC hubs and Guardian Towers.
Polly and Seamus are in perpetual transit between the Graun newsdesk and the BBC green room.
How would they manage unless they were generously subsidised with our money?
Suppose you’re right.
And Jon Snow would have a Peter Andre sized hissy.
Hey steady!
I might have a bit of an ego thing but comparing me to Jon ‘not John’ Snow really hurts.
Outsource them both to Afghanistan – cost-saving and educational!
Did you know that not one of the BBC’s ‘special reporters’ knew how to strip an AK47, or hit a woman when she’s five steps behind?
We’ll learn ‘em.
Have you ever been to that shit hole called Salford ????????
No thought not…..
I was mugged inside the safe room of Media City for
my cold cup of coffee……
That fully explains the reason it will never happen……….
so fcuk off, you Nasty Party acolyte …….
Yep, the BBC and the Guardian should move in and share the same building. All the Pollygentsia. Together. In one place.
Bush House must be up for grabs
Unrecognisable now, to those who knew it when it was home to the world service (back then, we used to Capitalise its Very Name):
“Since March, Bush House has been emptying gradually. Region by region and floor by floor, the language services have been leaving. Now the move is complete, the building is silent and the lifts come unnervingly fast.”
From BBC News Magazine 12th July 2012
move back to manchester – guardian
I expect there is room in the BBC’s Salford enclave to contain them all.
A gated media community with plenty of Starbucks and tapas bars and interesting ethnic restaurants that the Beeboids haunt while the ordinary inhabitants of Salford couldn’t give a fuck about.
Not enough rent boys in Salford, they would have to bus them in or hire special trains like bbc do
Special BBC Rent Boy Trains? Hmmm…
The Rent Boy Special cumming down the line
Rent Boy Special right on time
With coke in my pocket burning up bright
Humping and a’pumping through the night
And my heart’s beating ’cause I’ll be meeting
the Rent Boy Special at the station tonight!
Six-Five Special? You’re showing your age!
Couldn’t they just cross-dress as school-girls and hang around kebab shops?
I’m a vegetarian, though.
They could, I guess… but who’d buy a Graun meat kebab?
And if that room has a letterbox and a gallon of unleaded …….
Wish you lot would all fcuk off & leave me to dream on about wanking,
Bet none of you ever had one on the 6.5 special cuming down the line…..
Little Known Poptastic Fact No. 65,209
Pete Murray dyed his fizzog with very same shade of woodstain popularised by the ever-popular Mr P. Hain.
Not far enough north for me, closer to the melting ice caps please
They’re losing money because the number of public sector jobs being advertised has dropped massively.
Indeed.
These cuts are too deep and too fast.
Where’s 38 Degrees when you need ‘em most eh?
Occupy the Guardian!
The 1% are going to keep their millionaire’s salaries whilst the little people get fired!
Its crony liberalism!
I seriously suggest offer them a piece on this.
They are so into troll articles on CiF nowadays this could just take the biscuit.
Occupy Guardian!
I’ll borrow a knackered old tent and a smelly dog on a bit of string and will BE THERE!
I hope they’re paying their cleaners a living wage btw. And will pay them redundancy when the Graun has to close.
The rent is £12M? P.A.? Are you sure Guido?
Sounds like a good deal.
It is for whoever owns the building. Who owns the building? Is it one of the unions, or some awful big bankster?
After 13 years on NuLibour it’s finally starting to unravel.
Upwards only rent reviews I shouldn’t wonder. guardian lawyers probably signed a yak and agreed to a dream-catcher deal over Inuit tea, without reading the fine print.
Last review was 2007, height of the boom.
If anything the rent should have gone down.
It was all signed and sealed in a Yurt apparently.
Witnessed by Swampy
If they were less hypocritical they could buy an igloo, and feed their staff to starving polar bears, whilst waiting for global warming to increase the value of their investment.
Welcome to London. Deka paid £235 million for the building. £12 million is a rental yield of only 5.1%.
lol that didn’t take long
That £12m is only for half the building that Guardian occupy, Guido/Neo. They filled the other half with new tenants so they are probably seeing >10%. Still low for London as getting that level in the north east currently.
I’m sure there’s a difference between an asset and a commodity
Of course. Land and buildings are not fungible. Your point?
You could buy half of Doncaster for that kind of money.
But why would anyone want to?
You could only buy half anyway as the other half was demolished by Mrs Thatcher in the 1980s apparently.
Half a job still to do, then.
Where is Blaster Bates when you need him?
Surely it was Presclott?
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure
Saving money is easy at the Graun. All they have to do is recycle press releases from the Blair years, reprint the Tolly Poyn columns upside down. The left will never notice.
Nor care.
The Guardian’s agenda just doesn’t fit in an age of austerity. It won’t recover anytime soon.
This age of austerity is WRONG!
prudence, austerity and caber tossing are fine, character building, Scottish activities
Why does this site have a vendetta against The Guardian? It’s a noble publication.
nobbled? nob-led?
Auto-fil acting up?
I hope you’re not suggesting the Guardian is as corrupt as so many NuLiebore sponsored entrants to the HoL?
Noble as in the gases? i.e. Inert
I would miss the Grauniad. I’ve never actually paid for a copy but have often read it, either in cellulose form or on the web. It has the best writing of any paper. If only it were less narrow-minded!
Hmmm. A thought-provoking comment.
Now – back to Angry Birds (level 2)
I don’t wear sandorls
I don’t wear a beerd
I don’t eat muzzli
I don’t eat soy stuff
I like to frolick in the dunes
I like to hang about in the Kitchens of Special People
AND I DO read the Grouniad! – there, – what does that say?
All of these idiotic stereotypes suggest that you are the kind of slack-jawed reprobate that enjoys a “country supper” or a “kitchen supper” or whatever it is you and your kleptocracy enjoy.
Oi, do you mind? I am a slack-jawed reprobate and have never once held, or attended, a “kitchen supper”, for that would deprive the staff of somewhere to eat their evening meal.
Your half way there
too far too fast… said Yvette
come in slow Big Boy – or it’ll all be over too soon – then we’ll have to go back to talking
I see steph 2 eds flanders has got a new show next week called Stephanomics will be like listening to the goon show
I listened to it and thought it quite good, and balanced.
It was bollocks, her esteemed economists seemed to suggest that we needed to build houses, like in the 1930′s, problem then and now, is you can’t export houses!
No but you can import people
I wonder what her views are on the German banning of circumcision.
Ed cut or Ed uncut? What’s tastier?
I may disagree with what you say, bro, but I defend to the death your right to say it!
Isn’t it all about sensitivity and starring power?
Steph? For a moment I read “Staph”.
The elephant in the room : the obvious need to move to Manchester ! It would enable them to get closer to their broadcasting arm, BBC, and out of metropolitan scrutiny …
Unsightly, unmentionable pachyderm in your living room?
Call ERF (Elephant Removals – F A S T) on 0800 700700
No Elephant too big or too small.
Call between 08.00 and 20.00 and ask for Reg.
DEFRA-esq Bod “Do you have an export licence for that trunked quadraped.”
I live in Staffordshire and I protest, far to close for my liking
Sounds like you must get a lot of business.
On a practical note: Why don’t they just knock one out from home?
We all have telephones and an internet connection these days, don’t we guys?
It would save on paper.
Not necessarily. They’d have to print even more copies to fuel the stations to power their servers.
There are plenty of highly efficient and reliable windfarms around these days generating lots and lots of free energy now, isn’t there? I read it in the Graun so it must be true right?
I’m a fairly reliable wind-farm
I’ve asked all my chums with huge estates, deer parks, and grouse moors – if they would like to have one or more additional Wind Farms to help offset the new taxes! – one has to look after one’s chums!! What! Wattage!!!! Wotascam!!!!!
Derek. You are
firedwired.They knock one out from home every day.
+99
Wankeoisie.
Where is The Hon. John Mann MP (Lab., Bassetlaw) when you need him during the composition of a retort about self abuse?
What the Arch Wanker of the British Isles?
That one?
Producing an effective and profitable product is not the point. That newspaper is just an excuse to justify it’s bosses’ lifestyle. They want a plush environment with access to the lefty intelligentsia and political influence, perhaps with tax losses and scams thrown in. Fu*k the workers!
if the newspaper closed they would just find some other hypocritical scheme to channel money and influence to themselves. Maybe they could claim Lottery money to support a national institution, a vital part of Britain’s heritage threatened by the unbridled excesses of capitalism.
Who exactly is that Polly Toynbee bird ? … I can’t quite place her … something about Vaz (Keith) – or perhaps that was the other one …
You know when you went to the freshers ball, and you drank so much you could only see blobs? Then when you woke up in the morning you could see ok, but laying next to you was that self-same blob?
That’s Polly Toynbee
And how did you find that out?
This issue is one that requires a Judge led enquiry.
My company,G4S,will submit a tender for providing security at the Guardian’s HQ.
Go for it my son!
A left wing organisation signed a ridiculous contract that meant they were bankrupted after a few years. Then they turned to crime. There’s a lesson we can all learn there, don’t trust the left with money. Night All.
The story you have just seen is true; however, since nobody in this deal was innocent, we used the real names. On January 1, 2013, the Guardian went into administration and was adjudged so insolvent that a winding-up order was issued. Rupert Murdoch bought up the intellectual property rights to the “Guardian” name, published a new newspaper under that name, and immediately began to put tits on Page 3, thus boosting circulation tenfold the first week. Just the facts.
A N Other caption contest here:
http://bit.ly/LCPY2G
OK – done.
Like
itthem!Done one.
Gordon !!!!!! Really !
I knew it was coming but it slipped out prematurely, Nurse. I studied it and then signed it.
As with all my poos, I could have fine tuned it but then a poo is just a poo at the end of the day etc.
Fine tuning poo is WRONG!
‘oo’s the bint next to Militwerp? Does she fancy N’eo?
They could save a bit if they get rid of champagne ( would be a chav without all her money ) Toynbee
She would not even get a job at Macburgers.
We’ll always take Polly Twaddle on and keep her in the bubbly she’s accustomed to.
That will be as a Bunny Girl in the Executive Lounge?
Panic at the BBC. Where will we get our stories from if the Guardian goes under?
What do you mean AUZ ???
That will lower standards even more as they are all from
transported convict stock….
Perhaps Putin will be interested in buying the job lot of lefties!
I’m quite intrigued as to where your moniker came from, kered. I think I spotted you on The Telegraph site once or twice.
Aster by Derek.
Does anyone read the Grauniad these days??
You didn’t build that
http://wapo.st/MwHh7U
http://didntbuildthat.com/
“Political philosophers are sharply divided on these questions. Many do not like the idea that people “deserve” things at all. For one thing, most people think that to deserve something, a person must have done something to deserve it. That implies that there are actions that for which certain people are responsible. Seem obvious? A lot of metaphysicians don’t think so.”
Ayn Rand nails this bullshit thus:
“Your code divides mankind into two castes and commands them to live by opposite rules: those who may desire anything and those who may desire nothing, the chosen and the demand, the riders and the carriers, the eaters and the eaten. What standard determines your caste? What passkey admits you to the moral elite? The passkey is lack of value.
“Whatever the value involved, it is your lack of it that gives you a claim upon those who don’t lack it. It is your need that gives you a claim to rewards. If you are able to satisfy your need, your ability annuls your right to satisfy it. But a need you are unable to satisfy gives you first right to the lives of mankind.
If only she was a better writer.
A Socialist core belief – those who are a waste of space are ‘morally superior’ to, and therefore allowed to blight the lives of, any productive people.
Well, we’ve convinced the magistrates and judges of that, and isn’t that what matters when it comes to jail-time?
As long as they don’t cut the Football Weekly podcast. Everything else can go.
Couldn’t be happening to a nicer group of folks. Ask me if I could possibly give even less of a fuck for what’s in store for them. Although I do relish the thought that it would put paid to a possible post-Parliament-and-prison-term prospective job for a certain obese four-eyed Birmingham MP.
Progress…….
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2176519/Maria-TV-Egyptian-news-channel-run-women-wear-veil.html
Get yer dibdobs out for the lads !!
Daily Mail = hypocritical scum. Read my blog instead.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk
Fuck off Delingpole, you pointless c’unt.
Maria al-Qibtiyya, the Coptic woman, did not marry Mo -she was a concubine
They’re like just like Labour, always wasting money on things.
Worse, looks to me like they’ve been stitched up by their landlord. They’re almost as incompetent in negotiations as a public sector shirker!
Meanwhile:
Ed Miliband has urged border staff not to strike on the eve of the Olympics.
Well now – the brothers won’t like that, no doubt McClusky will be havin a word!
Another Munich 72 would be good for the ratings though.
We should meet up and compare notes, Kate. Unfortunately, my local doesn’t have a helipad, I don’t think.
lOOKS LIKE IT’S STARTING IN aMERICA THOUGH!
America is an alarm clock waiting to go off with no snooze function.
If you ignore the ++++++NEWS ALERT!!!!!!++++++s though, it’s just another country.
True enough. I never go to the cinema anyway.
I mean, if you’re going to shoot up the place, at least be a “Soldier of God,” as I was, not some Batman villain wannabe. I may be a zealot of a certain Levantine religion, but I’m also a psychiatrist. I think I know a silly stupid-ass nutcase when I see one, and this fucktard qualifies, no question.
He would have a word BUT he’s on his 3 months annual hols in
one of the worlds top Tax Free Sun Spots
So the Brothers will have to stay revolting……..
I’d piss myself laughing if Murdoch ends up owning the Guardian.
Really? Most people wouldn’t even notice or give a shit because most people don’t read papers.
What a NewsPaper I’ve never read one in my life
Where’s Sue she has messed up again….bigot…..
Now there’s an idea!
Guido owning the Guardian would be even funnier.
He could not afford the drop in income.
Wonder what Dirty Digger would find in the Guardian’s Unpublished Archives if he did buy this rag from the Tory Liquidator…………
Go for it Roo….
Rule Number 6: There is no Rule Number 6.
O/T but, FFS, we can’t even get Brits to carry the fucking Olympic torch:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-18902961
I mean, what???
Read it for me. I don’t care.
At least one of your bumlifting compatriots seems eager to take up the task
The Guardian needs to be incorporated into the BBC to prevent a Murdoch momoply of the media
There should be a Newspaper License as well as a TV License which people have to pay for and that money can go to The Guardian and then because of the unique way it is funded the Guardian can be the best newspaper in the world ever and forever.
Polly Toynbee could right puff pieces about how fond the British people are of ‘Aunty’ Guardian which is illustrated by all the money they pay for their Newspaper Licenses which they uniquely buy under threat of prison.
People would be sent threatening pseudo-legalese letters if they have not got a Newspaper License, even if they don’t buy or want newspapers. Inspectors would be sent round to try to get people to sign forms saying they read a newspaper once and then they can be sent to court and fined and that money can go to the Guardian too. This all creates jobs.
You see people, it really is not that difficult once intelligent people start to think about it.
Bravo!!!
The voters are catching on. I’ve said it for years – we need a completely different populace… shit!… is this microphone on?
Fuck ‘em.
Yes! Fucking ‘em is the right thing to do!
Definition of LOCOG
Lots
Of
Conniving
Overpaid
Gits
They should hang their heads in shame. Masses of money has been squandered and wasted as this once great country slowly falls to her feet.
It makes we want to weep. RIP Great Britain
I am Olympic coconut headbutt champion
I’ll fight you for that moniker, old chap.
lol x *waves* and laughs “big time?”
Not being funny but why does Cameron keep saying ‘let me be clear’ is he hungover or something or does he have truble with his eyes
Annal Regions more likely……
Remember He was trained by McNut
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *TAKES DEEP BREATH*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *TAKES DEEP BREATH*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! *HEAD FALLS OFF*
*giggles* Whatever turns you on, I say.
I laughed so hard i think a bit of wee came out
These cuts are WRONG!
You’re a fake…..the real Ed would say “WONG”
Ed Milliband looks like 12 types of wanker
He’s a spherical bastard because every way you look at him he’s a bastard.
Courtesy of the late great Fritz Zwicky.
I laughed so much at that one a little bit of wee came out
You is a dirty boy init!
Just think.
A Labour Party trip to Denver to see Batman.
It would have been worth paying the expenses. I would have chipped in.
Where should I send my large Urgent donation, via Pay Pal OK ??
that should get things going with a bang……
The new face of Egyptian TV: News channel run by women who wear full veil.
If only Fiona Bruce would do the same
10.00 Fiona = Serious face, Acting the News. lower voice = serious. Turning over
Don’t worry, going to happen sooner that you think !! long before year of 1417
The Ladies News rehearsal actually took place in Shepherds Bush at the old
BBC Centre ?? look at the floor !! You Infi*dels
Not just that, have you seen rat face Kirsty Wark on Newsnight flashing her cellulite thighs? It’s disgusting.
Evnin’ All !
Now don’t you go about a’thinkin’ you can do wot u like wiv Olumpic stuff – we is watchin’ u – an’ we no whar’ u lif!
So WATCHIT !!!!
Stuff your logos where the sun doesn’t shine, i.e. back where they came from.
Oops Not the best choice for our new venture ( Channel 4 )
WIRES FLASH Dairy Farmers starting to block Milk Processors again
tonight…….
Better get Red Ed on News Night to condemn those nasty tories
for cutting to fast & to far
Sky News
Scare talk without grounds:
Violators (of the Olympic Movement) can be fined up to £20,000.
Says who?
Who passed such regulations?
Sheer myth.
I passed wind so I must have passed tihs as well.
Welcome to the Gold, Silver, Bronze, Summer Olympics internet…
(Not one penny paid to the Olympics Committee or its sponsers for exercising my freedom of speech.)
Ur jus sore coz ur viewin figures is gonna be halved .
…to one .
Innit ???
No. Iam sore because I should have spelled it sponsors.
du yew knot hav spelim chequer orn yer browzer?
No for the same reason as I don’t have a GPS.
They make the brain lazy.
Me spellink uzed to bee god.
Ooooh !! U’s such a perfectionista . I woulda never of noticed it x .
Dave x PM 2010-2014 RIP
I have never kissed a Dave before.
Marx and Sponsors, shurely ?
Eye howp yu woz oldin a pep see wen yu rowt that.
lol – no disguisin the author tho ♥
This vintage 2011 home-made cider is revolting, Stew.
I wouldn’t know.
Portmanteau terms such as EUSSR. Liebour and Banksters (not to mention Bliar and Zanulabour) are best avoided as nobody any longer sees them and thinks: ” How clever. I wish I’d thought of that!” (in fact it’s a bit depressing that anybody ever did).
A simple EU (boo! hiss!), Labour (boo! hiss!), Bankers (boo! hiss!) etc will suffice.
Next you’ll be telling us not to call the EU-loving political cartel the LibLabCon.
It’s worth calling these people/organisations by how they actually behave, to counter the constant tax-payer
ripped offfunded spin.Of course they would much rather you talk about them as they would like to be called so they can live off the credit of long-gone people, you know, the ones who worked to improve education, science and politics for the common good.
Instead these are now all debased just for a few troughers to get richer and to fund impractical ideologues who know the words to make our impotent politicians feel important – ’50 days to save the world’ etc.
Another example people increasingly recognise are those organisations which are given our money by the govt, to then lobby that same govt for policies they want to push onto us against our will, making up the ‘settled science’ to set people against each other – they are in every sense ‘fake charitees’.
“Conran Signh’s aim is to better understand what the reader is doing and wanting from a story at any given time.”
It’s probably mainly right of centre readers love, dropping in to seethe their way through a story on how great North Korea is or how taking away tax credits from middle class families might mean little Cressida would have to take fewer violin lessons.
We actually enjoy having our blood pressure raised by lefty bullshit like that. It affords us pleasant waves of validation for our general distain of the left and its print and broadcast propaganda wings, The Naurgiad and the BBC.
Of course, the Guardian does not do this on purpose to get more click-throughs and ad revenue. Oh no.
Dyed in the wool lefties who actually read and agree with the articles probably number less than 50’000. No wonder The Guardian is going down the shitter the second the flow of money from productive enterprise peters out, just like every other socialist vanity project since the beginning of time.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2012-07-20/soldiers-killed-in-north-korean-gunfight-reports-say/4143734/?site=sydney
Without wishing to colour your views at all, the word is not diSTAIN; it is disdain.
That has cost you 3 points today.
New Olympic Event, to reward LOCOG troughers for their efforts and give the Squaddies a chance to participate.
Live bait bayonet practice: see how far and fast some former Olympians can still run.
I think you have missed an opportunity, a message to the world, It’s just some guys and girls showing how tough they are. You can do this with 2 or 3 sticks and a couple of rocks in a park.. 3 grand tops and the tv can pay for the broadcast, nobody has to actually come. LOL it’s 2012 innit.
Fucking BBC
Fucking EU
Fucking Trades Unions
Fucking bed wetters
Fucking Socialists
Fucking immigrants
Fucking bankers
Fucking Local Councils
Fucking Quangos
Fucking terrorist sympathisers
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
you forgot to mention women
… and Guardianistas
you mindless right wing, fascist, daily mail reading, homophobic (hang on – you didn’t mention them – do you bat for the other side or something?)
G@ys – first on the list!
Guardanistas – right after Trades Unions!
and politicians
and the British weather
and the price of eggs these days
We could all go on…
Is the man doing the power point presentation explaining how it will all work out right by using endrogenous growth theory
200 My Missus can tell you all about Androgenous growth: theory and practice!
Is there a Mrs Lord Coe? Didn’t realise he was 1/4 Indian.
Welll goodness gracious me!
Amelia Hill was on the Sky paper review tonight. She really is a thick bitch, she can hardly string two words together.
No wonder coppers like her.
She’s know to be an alky isn’t she?
So probably pissed up.
lEAVE IT ALL TO ME SHAPS! – i’LL GET THE COMMON SHEEPLE BEHIND US – THEY ALWAYS RESPOND TO FIRM AUTHORITIYU!
You load of tossers! You toolkit of deparvity! Fuck you!
Is that you 8i11y?
Eh! Now calm down 8illy 8umshire, i’m sure he’ll ring you tomorrow.
Geeesus!
The Dark Knight Rises is fucking fantastic.
My time will come again very soon.
Re. Rubbisher’s other cripplingly expensive vanity project – does anyone know how many hours a day the Grauniad’s Berliner presses are actually in operation? Of course, they’d be able to offset their losses by taking on third party printing jobs during press downtime, if they used the same format as everyone else.
A developer in the forum presents something called
‘The Guardian Time Saver’.
It seems from their circulation figures that many have already discovered that the best way to save time when reading the Grauniad is not to bother with the f…..g thing at all.
Long may its terminal decline mirror the plummeting public belief in its sacred cow of catastrophic global warming.
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