Friday Caption Competition (Ban Ki Brown UN Envoy Edition)
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
magic_otter says:
is there anyone in the world that Tony hasnt screwed in some way?
“Mr Glayson. I big fan of your show. Shut that door! Velly funnee! “
Rice Queen meets date.
Love you long time.
So where are all these children I have to kiss?
The blind c’unt probably thinks it’s Han San Shu Shi, puckering up like that
is it a kiss or a curse..
the venomous one speaks.
Broon: Kissy-kissy
Fancy some Ban Ki Panki?
And where are you from? Ah Seoul.
Jamaica?
No, she wanted to!
Without doubt the story of the day is an expectant couple finding the face of a chimpanzee on one of them.
Or is it Mr Moon?
the mother had to hide her tears as her husband continued to question her about her relationship with the actor from “Planet of the Apes”
Sucki Bank Ki?
“Och, I always thought these ladyboys would be a little younger, or is it my oneeyesight? still ne’er mind, the country’s paid noo, soo i’ll take mae luck”
ayh say ayh say ayh say; my dogs got no nose
i love a lbfm, so tight and so gentle
“And then I sucked Tony’s shit to a point, like this”
“Gordon gives Ban Ki the kiss of death”
Gis’ a kiss, Big Boy…
This is Ban Ki Moon
http://images.search.conduit.com/ImagePreview/?q=ban%20ki%20moon&ctid=CT3196716&searchsource=49&start=0&pos=2
I don’t do tongues on the first date mr brown
Two 52′s, a 69, Egg fried rice, and extra prawn crackers, please.
Oh, and she’s paying…
Yes Sir!
That’ll be 20 billion Euros please. Make the cheque out to Germany, it’ll save time.
Do you want to see some puppies?
None left, the chinky ate them all.
Chinky – you al lacist.
Kismet Banki.
Yes, I bought my bride, but she’s not Thai…
Yes! Yes! Know punchline! Some clunt tlying to whistle?
I wuv oo wittle chinky winky
Mr Brown, when you said you had something ‘really big’ to show me, I assumed it was going to be your debts.
Are you feeling what I’m feeling?
“That’s it, just blow and hey presto Roger Whittaker. Well done Mr. Brown.”
“Whooo Banki I did a whoopsie on my shift”
I had to change my name. Now I’m Ban Ki Co-Op
“Oops, don’t tell me you ended up in a broom cupboard too “
Gordon invites Ban to come naked short selling.
Ah sool..!!.. your not normal like us then!!………Mr Browne
No …Not here Gordon….I believe we are being watched !!
Try finding a picture of UN SG Ban ki moon, rather than the Chinese Premier. Or do they all look the same you plonker?
Good spot – but I don’t think it’s him, either?
+1
chinese premier wen jiabao
Both very similar in the looks department.
I think anon is right.
On reflection it does look like Wen Jibao meeting Frankie Howerd.
But Frankie used to wear a real crown topper……
not some Rent Boys shorn pu*bic hairs
rewoven in one of Kirkaldy’s many sweat shops……….
Larry Grayson more like – though I’ve no idea who the commier murderer is.
At first glance I thought it was the Chinese Premier too although with camera the angle it’s hard to tell for sure.
All these slit eyes look the same to me.
Is that a Brown Bess musket you have in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me?
” You’re completely right, that new MG is fucking shit “
Mr Brown I not like Peter Mandelson. I only kiss ladees.
Nobody likes Mandelson, it’s quite disconcerting to look around and see it’s him, I can tell you… and it’s pronounced ladd-ies.
Pucker one’s lips to give a blow job to a Korean with a little willie, perhaps?
This is how I pursed my lips when I forced myself to kiss Tony’s
annal regions…..How about you ??
The clunking kiss that precedes famine, pestilence and disaster.
(Trad. Malaysian Saying).
Brown….Just on my way to Denver, thought I’d take in the new Batman film.
Ouch!!!
” Ah Mr Brown, I see you have been sampling the schoolchildren already!”
It is easy to confuse ‘em…… this is Chinese Premier Wen Jiabao ??
” No, I don’t think I’ve ever tried dog”
Gord to Ban Ki
” You give marvellous hand jobs,sweetie”
And when do you expect growth to reappear, Mr Blown?
Ban Ki Moon meets Wan Ky Loon
**applause**
+723
+ + +
Very good, my favourite!
The winner surely?
Yes I give this my full support as this is the rightful winner…
are’nt you Sarah…..
That’s the winner Anti-Fabian.
Bloody brilliant!
Give that man a cigar!
Get’s my vote, velly funny.
You have my full support.
Mr Who-ever-you-are, I’m thinking of giving up my seat – are you interested?
Slorry I’ve heard all about you are a very tight Jock Git, but you have to pay for this rentboy yourself………$dollars or gold bars only……!!
A pair of moons.
You plenty like me suck you off
Gordon’s wide-mouthed frog joke punchline gets lost in translation.
(Did you hear the one about Gordon, & 2 trannies, in a car, in Scotland? No? DA-Notice.)
“A pleasure to meet you, Reverend Moon! My father was a reverend, too!
Do you think this is better than the big gulp I used to do
Gordon has always enjoyed a good Moon.
Premier Wen: I took my country from a third world, economically stagnant, communist party elite, centrally planned basket case, into possibly the wealthiest nation in the entire world.
Gordon Brown: That’s a coincidence. I did the exact opposite.
+1
Passed my snigger test. It’s definitely Wen in the Photo.
** DERANGED HOMO-EROTIC GLANCE WARNING **
I implore readers to employ discretion before clicking on the link below. Gordon looks absolutely fucking deranged, as usual when he tries to ‘smile’.
http://www.zimbio.com/photos/Wen+Jiabao/Gordon+Brown+Hold+Talks+Chinese+Premier+Wen/2JQrma1FGWA
That man became Prime Minister of this country.
Prime. Minister.
From your link photo we can see that that’s Wen in the caption photo.
Or else Ban Ki Moon has pinched his tie.
WARNING Using filthy disgusting words like “Gordon Brownies became Prime Minister” will not only get you banned forever here but all of the
Global Internet as well, we do have some standards……..
& so should you !!
We meet in the middle Mr Brown.
These are not just any puckered up Queer’s Lips
These really are Gordon Browne’s UN Bum..Boy’s only Queer Lips
Kiss Kiss, Ban Ban
Oh come off it!!! Aint hard at all to differentiate Ban Ki Moon (Korean) from Wen Jiabang (Chinese PM). And no, I am not Asian. This is definitely PM (Grandpa) Wen. This particular Friday caption is more a pun on Guido and his readers than on GB. Not funny, indicative 0f monumental ignorance. Maybe time to throw in the towel on this one…eh…NeoGuido????
‘Throwing in the towel’ is clearly an insult to Germans – RACIST! Delete your post immediately, and never raise your head again.
God, this is easy. I can see why it appeals to lefties.
Gordon thought that his Larry Adler impression would help him with the UN job as he had been told Ban was a big fan but unfortunately his meeting was with the Chinese PM
Ban was very impressed with Gordon’s Larry Adler impressions
“you do know how to whistle, don’t you ? You put your lips together and blow”
oh I can blow alright.
I’ve blown billions. I just called it investment.
You would call it Investement you fcuking numskull jock annal reject……
But we are the stupid fcuking asr*se holes that let you carry on doing it
to us for 13 fcuking years……..
and then allow Heir to Bl*iar to carry on doing the same…….
Gt Scotch McBusturd – “So tell me, how high is a Chinaman really?”
Gordon attempts to use the power of his mind to attract a new mate.
Tonight Banki, I am going to be Larry Grayson
Say after me ” Wwwwwwwwwwanker “
..Korea? I thought you said Career.
Ban ki – “Ha! Success! Bet Tories wish they’d thought of adding superglue to your lip salve!”
“Ooh, suit you!”
Gordon says: “Pick me sir. I wreck your country long time. Only twenty dollar.
Oi! that’s my line!
The caption contest that should have been……
Weird, vacant political geek meets…….. Ed Miliband
http://images.search.conduit.com/ImagePreview/?q=ban%20ki%20moon&ctid=CT3196716&searchsource=49&start=0&pos=2
Hurro Sairor !
Spanish bonds through the ceiling.
On the upside you can get 1.29 to the euro almost anywhere.
No don’t know that one ?
Can you whistle it & I will try to play along
with my big pounding Euro Organ…….
Feel free to lend a hand…….Two are better than one……!!
Gordon – “Seems like a nice boy”
Thought you just luved New York…..so fcuk off back there quick
this bit*ch is mine & always will be
When you were talking about BURMA, I hope you really meant Be Upstairs Ready, My Angel.
and add “World Trade Japan Office Verification” but really mean “With the Jar of
Vaseline” that should help to ease my large caper in quickly……
Gordon: Hello ducky!
Premier Wen: You want special orange sauce with that?
Would you like to swing on a star
carry moonbeams home in a jar
and be better off than you are
or would you rather be a mule?
(lyric)
Wen: Will I be loved
Kiss Me Quick, and I’ll show you how to screw the British!
I can be the kiss of death for ANY economy.
Brown shows off his anus impression that went down so well with Mandy
Wen: “So what can Scotland offer as collateral for such a large loan?”
Brown: “England.”
For some time now I’ve admired how you’ve managed to grow the Chinese economy. You can check with Tony Blair – I was always saying “Wen, Wen, Wen?”.
Buffty frae Kirkcaldy, “See Mr. Slanty-Eyes Bigot, told you I would pass the UN CRB with flying colours!”
Tongues?
‘So Sarah said “No more bum or bust” so it’s been oral ever since.’
Hoots man! I’m not Kissinger! Get yourself to Specsavers
Hey Newman, read the rules! Entries must be foul-mouthed filth and personally offensive to the individuals featured in order to qualify.
People say I cant walk and whistle at the same *ouch, WTF just happened*
Gordon welcomes the Korean javelin champion Hu Flung That with a traditional Scottish greeting
Hello Peking Ducky
i see you’re puckering up for me McMental
and from the use it’s been getting that could’t possibly be your sphincter muscle.
Shut that door!
Brown rehearses his Glasgay Kiss.
The political equivalent of Ian Brady sent to represent us on the world stage.
Rule Britania and all that bollocks!
Can’t you wait until kick off Gordon.
I ruv you rong rong time.
Goron Blown, Tlenty Million Pound in gold or we send Guido the locking horse negatives.
Mental Jock: No I am not Larry Grayson, I abolished boom
and bust.Inscrutable Asian meets Two faced,superannuated scottish moron with hyper inflated ego and career credentials to match.
No Mr Brown, I am not Aung San Suu Kyi, please stop it you are scaring me!
So what, gimmie a wet smacker anyway.
Kirkcaldy, Kirkcaldy, Kirckkcaldy, KIIRKCaldy!
Don’t even think about it you smelly old perv…
You eat dog, no but I m an olympian at Nokia chucking.
Brown – “Chase me!”
OR
Brown – “You remind me of a Bangkok lady-boy of my acquaintance.”
OR
Brown – “Let’s flounce around.”
‘Aye.I’m a Bullsheetter maself, but, I do like to hear a prroofessional at it. So please continue!!’
‘Give me a wee pecker please.’
Pukka up banki & close your eyes
Wan Lang Kok meets Hung Lo
Let the pissing contest begin.
Oh no I wiz sure they said kissin
OOOh give us a kiss – will you be my friend like Mandy was??
“This is what we in Scotland call a Kirkcaldy Kiss”.
Perhaps Stalin never left the building. Has he been virtually re-created? After all …. the Murdoch Press said he was Stalin.
Brown to Wen.
This is how I suck up to people. Now when can I join your communist party and get my enormous fee for helping you rule / ruin the world?
Ban -Ki -Moon Meets Wank-y- Loon
We’ve already had that. Thanks for playing.
Some of us have just got in from WORK !
Cock !
Gordon Brown “My husband My Wok”
So Mr Moon I’m looking for a new Korea
Mr moon Indian food is my Favourite
So Mitor Blown wat ish your favourite Chinese food ?
Well actually i’m partial to The Cum of Sum Young Guy
Mine’s bigger than your’s
- Herro. Wen Jiabao.
- Helloh! I bow when Bob Diamond tells me to.
” You sirry irriot !
Whatever else we all say about the lack of results of the Caption Comp – that picture of Gordo is a gem. Well done for that – hadn’t seen that pic.
Aye, keep yer hand right there, wee man ! I’m always up fer a tasty Chinese.
Stop your hanky panky or I may need to borrow your Hanky Ban Ki.
Honestly, all I have to do is whistle like this and ed balls comes running
Brown-kiss-moon