July 19th, 2012

Media Bitch Fight of the Week


  1. 1
    Well says:

    Is there totty?

  2. 2
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    Ooh! We in the nasty Party just love a media bitch fight !

  3. 3
    Anonymous says:

    Good gawd no 2, you really are a pathetic p,,i,,e,,c,,e of shyte.

    Why don’t you blog on left foot forward, you utter knob jockey.

  4. 4
    Nick Buckles (G4S) says:

    Do they require security?

  5. 5
    Bibi, Brooklyn says:

    WW3, yeah! Send pizzas!

  6. 6
    The Lovely Not-Nasty Labour Parteh says:

    We in the lovely not-at-all-nasty party don’t like fights – we like WARS!

    WMDs, anyone? Let’s kill 100,000+ Iraqi civilians! Lie to Parliament! Lie to the UN! Lie to Congress! Make war not love!

  7. 7
    Ah! Monika says:

    Nice title , but no HT to HH.

  8. 8
    Sayeeda Warsi says:

    LOL I thought you said – we like WARS!

    Oh you did. Bless you

  9. 9
    Zoe Margolis says:

    “I could give 4 million blow jobs a day if I was making£40m a year and had 650 journalists.”

  10. 10
    Warped Logic says:

    Gordon Brown would not buy a Rolex because they cost too much

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    + loads & loads!

  12. 12
    Marc Almond says:

    I’d advise not to swallow.

  13. 13
    Gusty_Yusef says:

    I read you on my phone and I really don’t like the double posting of these ‘media stories’ – sort it out!!

  14. 14
    Zoe Margolis says:

    650 journos don’t have allot of spunk.

  15. 15
    Anonymous says:

    Get you Yusef. Been in the country long have you?

  16. 16
    Rip Van Winkle says:


  17. 17
    Tony Bliar says:

    When I said in May 1997, “Mine is the first generation able to contemplate the possibility that we may live our entire lives without going to war or sending our children to war”, what I meant to say was, “LIE! KILL! CRUSH! MAIM! DESTROY!”

    But we’re not a nasty party.

  18. 18
    Ah! Monika says:

    Clever, posting whilst asleep.

  19. 19
    Gusty_Yusef says:

    been here all my life ‘anon.’ why the question?

  20. 20
    Kippa says:

    Strewth – the Zoe Margolis blog photo is a bit misleading

    Do a google image search – she is straight off Cloppa Castle

  21. 21
    Someone else says:

    This site sucks royally on a mobile – I haven’t tried it since the double-posting thing started, but I wouldn’t expect it to get fixed any time soon.

  22. 22
    Anonymous says:

    Sorry, didn’t mean to be facetious Yusef; had a bad day, but that is no excuse.

  23. 23
    BBC says:

    Allegedly killed.

    Oh wrong time/country sorry

  24. 24
    Raving Loon says:

    What, no pictures?


  25. 25
    Cool Story Bro says:

    Stop sending us to the shitty sister site!

  26. 26
    Inspector Clouseau says:

    Curious that the Grauniad should have 650 ‘journalists’, one for every MP.

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