July 19th, 2012

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. Guido was the first to bring you the rumours that Nigel Farage could be standing in a potential by-election in Chris Huhne’s seat, while it was an especially bad week for Ken Livingstone, the Guardian and Number 10. Don’t miss out on the latest from the bubble before they disappear to sunnier climes…

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  1. 1
    The MET says:

    I never miss it.

    Only Ian Tomlinson would miss it!

  2. 2
    rocknrolla says:

    For anyone who enjoys a good laugh at the expense of the bedwetters at the Guardian:


    Now subtitles are ‘racist’.

  3. 3
    God's Holy Trousers says:

    Lets hope Farage does kick Huhne out on his ear. It would be superb to have him savaging Cameron, Clogg and Millitwat on a regular basis.

  4. 4
    annette curton says:

    My local ice cream van plays racist tunes to drum up business, and I dare not ask for a Ch*c ice any more while the PCSO is stood next to me.
    Crushed nuts.

  5. 5
    annette curton says:

    Should not be too difficult to crush Miliband, just say “can you speak a coherent sentence?”.

  6. 6
    THe Sqeaker says:

    Don’t call me going out shortly.

  7. 7
    Sally says:

    Go get your fucking shine box

  8. 8
    UKIP convert says:

    Another reason to VOTE UKIP for that to happen!!!

    just to see those THREE absolute Wan*ke*rs & relics from the last century being

    shown up for what they are every week but trouble is the Speaker,

    who is full of his own self importance, bollox lets use his proper name, the jumped

    up egoistic fcuking poisonous dw*af wont see him to be called.

    Any one seen the latest poll ratings for UKIP ??

    & fcuk the other 3 parasites,pimps losers parties they are well & truly in the

    sewage farm where they deserve to stay……..for good

  9. 9
    Every UK Voter says:


    & take your slapper, who’s never had any elastic in her ‘nickers, with you……

  10. 10
    A reader says:

    I luv it

  11. 11
    Sheikh Bashar Banka says:

    It is being reported on Reuters now that the Banks are trying for a group settlement with Regulators in the hope that people will forget about LIBOR and not ask to many questions about having been robbed over mortgage interest and petrol price payments.

    I believe that any fines will find their way into Government coffers and will be little more than an additional tax.

    What goes round comes round.

  12. 12
    Sheikh Bashar Banka says:

    If you want a good laugh you should look at back copies of Mervyn King’s letters to the PM explaining why inflation is above target and how his policies will improve things!

    A real Pandora’s Box.

  13. 13
    Another UKIP Convert says:

    The Conservatives are rightfully going to get wiped out, make no mistake. After decades of voting, canvassing, donating to them I have walked away from the largest group of nincompoops known in the western political world.

    Get some people who have done an HONEST day’s work, have some experience of the REAL world to stand as MPs.

    If you think Parliament is bad (and it is) wait until you really get to know what some of the Conservative Local Authorities are really like. Most elected Members are either too thick or too dishonest. Don’t believe me? Take a closer look at East Herts District Council.

  14. 14
    Just give up and go home Camoron says:

    Still awaiting a single arrest, a single prosecution, a single jail sentance for a single banker.

    Any comment there Merv? No thought not, you’re not the regulator are you. You knew nothing.

    Why don’t don’t the MP’s handling the enquiry ask for the tapes to be pulled? It is an FSA requirement all telephone conversations are recorded and retained for 6 months. In the case of Barclays who had a “strained” relationship with the FSA all the tapes are likely available for the past 3 years. Any comment there Billy Bunter Tucker? No contemporaneous notes at the B of E?

    Presume that’s why you need a fleet of new bikes to get around the City. The meetings never took palce!

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