July 19th, 2012

Gordon Does His Bit For Team GB


  1. 1
    Gordon Brown's Dad says:

    Get a grip

  2. 2
    Twat says:


  3. 3
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Good news.

    He’d be booed to the rafters, the most disastrous PM and Chancellor in history. He’s on the run, can’t even show his face in parliament these days, he prefers to hobnob with hedge fund billionaires in Las Vegas.

  4. 4
    JH says:

    What a petulant bastard.

    Still, would I turn up to an event where I will be about as popular as Dr Mengele at a Bar Mitzvah?


  5. 5
    Yates.."Of the Yard" says:

    I’ll turn up..if lunch at the Ivy is thrown in….

  6. 6
    Tachybaptus says:

    The Olympics are beyond turning on their path to chaos. And frankly, I don’t care.

  7. 7
    Loungelizard says:

    New important job, no time for trivia, got a whole world to put in order.

  8. 8
    You tell m Nige says:

  9. 9
    concrete pump says:

    He must of had a lucid moment, which would be terrifying for him.

    That slow, dawning realization that he is a c*nt.

  10. 10
    Gordon Brown says:

    Falsche Fahne. Me no schmuck.

  11. 11
    Gordon Brown says:

    All the best to Mr Cameron with his in/out referendum.

  12. 12
    Anonymous says:

    Perhaps his security detail has decided he is so hated that his security can’t be guaranteed.


    Now for the rest of the MPs, bankers and G4S types…

  13. 13
    Job swap says:

    George n Billy to swap jobs after the Summer break. I hope they will not be getting the redundancy pay. Bad news really as George is a full on Europhile and this is probably why Dave writ in the Telegraph that he won’t hold a referendum, to sweeten him up. Is Dave waiting for the trialing of the Huhne?


  14. 14
    JH says:

    If the truth were known, that moment occurred when Gordon was about 7.

    Everything that he did after that moment happened as a result of this, not despite it.

  15. 15
    Call me Dave says:

    What say, you, we go out on the town and swing, baby? Yeah!

  16. 16
    The BBC says:


    Former BBC security guard Richard Dart has been charged with preparing for acts of terrorism along with four others.

    The BBC – It’s in our DNA – It’s what we do.

  17. 17
    SP4BS says:

    Isn’t that a little risky. A word association between Nigel Farage and polyester trousers is readily accepted by my subconscious. We’re only one step away from basil fawlty.

    He should follow it up with “I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it all right”

  18. 18
    Nick says:

    Having recently been made UN Education envoy he’s got other things to fuck up on his mind

  19. 19
    Spartacus says:

    Mr Brown.

    What a nice man.

  20. 20
    G5S UK Taliban Recruited Security Spokesperson says:

    We would like to reassure everyone we intend to give very special attention to all of your MPs & are disappointed G.Brownie has so far not responded to our special personal invite sent to him & T.Bliars offering our unique services.

  21. 21
    Knacker of the Yard says:

    I’ll turn up… if I can find it.

  22. 22
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    Libor ????

  23. 23
    Loungelizard says:

    But I’ve got tickets to watch Mr Brown represent his country in the 1000 meter Nockia Whanging Competition.

  24. 24
    JH says:

    He was probably fired from the BBC for being too pro-West.

    We need to reintroduce the stocks for backward, insidious little c’unts like this.

  25. 25
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    There probably is no money to be made for Gordon by actually attending any event; one would figure that, unlike Ed Miliband and the football match he skipped that rally for, the fatcats Gordon would try to schmooze are probably there to actually watch the event taking place and not sit next to some depressing Scotsman telling them how their money can insure that children all over the world can one day aspire to compete in the Games of 2028 or some equivalent mawkish nonsense. That is, what money remains after Gordon receives his customary bung, of course.

  26. 26
    Maximus says:

    I’m still optimistic that one day the Marathon at least will be performed in the true spirit of the original, with all and every contestant dropping dead at the finishing line. Fig leaves all round.

  27. 27
    Tardkiller says:

    but until you can quote realistic facts and cost based (& checked) analysis, then you’re talking shite you trougher!

    20years and fuck all to show for it.

    he thinks he can win in Limp Dem Eastleigh when he couldn’t even win in ConBucks

  28. 28
    annette curton says:

    Lol, the gift that keeps on giving.

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  30. 30
    From The Office of Gordon Brown says:

    I would like to wish all the competitors a safe and happy games. and thank the excellent work done by our private security services in making this a safe games for all.

  31. 31
    Non existent gold reserves and pension funds says:

    The git that keeps on taking.

  32. 32
    Bluebird says:

    It’s heading into chaos, not that we’d know that from the totally unbiased BBC.

  33. 33
    Bluebird says:

    I wonder how many of these types have got security jobs at the games? I hope nothing bad does happen (I just want the games to be mired in rain become a laughing stock. That might persuade people to get out and to punish the bastards who shilled for it at the ballot box afterwards.

  34. 34
    Gordon Brown says:

    Even though I won’t be there in person, I do wish Team GB lots of luck.

  35. 35
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    I would like to wish Andy Murray the very best of luck in 100 metres sprint.
    There is every possibility that he will be up against Usain Bolt in the final.

  36. 36
    Father Bert Cunnilingus of Whores Lane Chipping Norton says:

    I say steady on old chap, Cu*nts are of very great interest to everyone & continually sort after particulately by Big Nobby & his various sized friends who eagerly try to get right inside every available cu*nt they cum across when ever the opportunity arises.

    Its well known fact that all cu*nts are not the same, some are so very very nice smelling & fragrant with little in the way of follicle undergrowth they are given & frequently require a proper erotic resuscitation by Long Tongue’s & assorted licking friends which has orgasmic results guaranteed every time especially when the sensuous G spot is located deep inside the now very aroused wet & dripping virgina.

    Please remember as well without all these lovely gorgeous Cu*nts & the continuing unrelenting desire of Big Nobby to cum frequently right inside none of us would here today !!

    I do hope you will take these important points into consideration & reassess your comments for next time……….

    Unless you are of course a fcuking shirt lifter & a Brownite none of this will be of any interest at all or aids to you…….

  37. 37
    H M The Queen says:

    Vote UKIP!

  38. 38
    Rest of the Yard says:

    We’ll come if a free massage at a spa is thrown in. And if it includes a happy ending, we’ll come again.

  39. 39
    annette curton says:

    I’d give him an Olympic sized torch.

  40. 40
    Anonymous says:

    Cameron and Johnson put the curse on Murray alright. Cameron has certainly damned the UK too.

  41. 41
    A lying cheating useless two-faced hypocritical pretentious pontificating fuckwit (no, not Gordo) says:

    I wish the British Federal Partner of the Glorious €USSR Good Luck too, – and with me behind them, – what could go wrong?

  42. 42
    Gordon Fcuking Bonkers.McDoom says:

    Fcuk off back to your own country Wales ……you Spanish Grease Ball

  43. 43
    Flower of Scotland says:

    It’s because it’s the “LONDON Olympic Games”…had it been the EDINBURGH Olympic Games he would have accepted no doubt ?

  44. 44
    Gordon Brown says:

    I continuation of my previous work, I am making links of my slippery poo into doughnut shapes covering them in hundred and thousands and offering them to general public

  45. 45
    G4S Media Spokesperson says:

    G4S demonstrates its new method to deal with hordes of illegal vermin that have invaded this country from all directions…..

    Test results have been very encouraging & this system will be fully deployed in East London from the 26 July 1415……

  46. 46
    SP4BS says:

    14% improvement in trade, in one year, for “the rest of the world”.

    I wonder what that actually was.

  47. 47
    Keep it proportionate says:

    Can I ask a simple question. I notice every day many comments condemning the bbc. Whilst I agree they do have a bit of a bias, I have to ask why, if you hate it so much, do you watch it? Some of you seem to watch it all day, judging by the frequency of your comments about their output.

    Criticising the bbc is legitimate but a lot of it tips over into ridiculous hyperbole with comments such as they’re scared of upsetting muslims. As someone who despises muzees, I’ve often been pleased with their willingness to expose islam’s violent nature. Not long ago they had a Panorama that went undercover in a muslim faith school in the midlands (where else?) and they got a flood of complaints from leftie apologists and muzees. They have a gay muslim character in Eastenders. And in an episode of Have I Got News For You, they made a joke about mecca being the mecca for terrorists.

    Saying ott things like “the bbc would celebrate if ìsràel was destroyed” etc is just ridiculous exaggeration. And incidentally, the current controller of bbc1 is Daniel Cohen, a privately educated Jèwish man.

  48. 48
    Zoro says:

    When are the pick-pocket events taking place? I fancy the Rumanian team, saw them on the telly last night in the trials, and they look like they’ll bag gold.

  49. 49
    Anon Voter now UKIP Supporter says:

    But the Syrian Olympics is taking place now in central Damascus …….he did’nt take up there all full expenses paid invite either along with Perma Tanned St.Tony

    Wonder Why……..

  50. 50
    Luppy Lu says:

    And they always present the EDL in a fair and honest light.

  51. 51
    Jokeline says:

    Q. How many G4S security staff does it
    take to change a lightbulb?

    A. Six soldiers and a policeman.

  52. 52
    Gordoom McBroon says:

    Actually I really wanted top go to that opening ceremony but I couldn’t make it. I was attending an interview at a well known global security firm. They said they needed a new chief Exec and I had exactly the right qualities to carry forward his legacy.

  53. 53
    Mrs. Ball-Scooper ( triple flipper ) says:

    They are a shambles.

  54. 54
    Bob Diemong says:

    Losers! Amateurs!

  55. 55
    Lord Stansted says:

    The Olympics is the biggest load of nonsense since polywater. It’s sole purpose is to stroke the egos of politicians, pop singers of yesteryear and idiots like Coe.

  56. 56
    Duke of Wellington says:

    Plus an army of ‘management’ people to justify the £54 Million fee.

  57. 57

    Murray’s a Scot, so carries his genetic curse between the chips on either shoulder. Brown damned the UK. Cameron is too fuck-witted to do anything about it.

  58. 58
    Annon Voter says:

    Fcuk you …..& fcuk everyone who likes or is associated with the Biased

    Broadcasting Company aka BBC, Chaired by that well known WET Chris I luv

    continually suckling the licence/ tax payers teat Patten……

    Have you see the huge BBC coverage of Red Ken the proven LIAR’s Livingstone

    Court Case Verdict yesterday ???

    Thought not there has not been any…..

    Get a BBC Licence or a CRIMINAL Conviction with a fine £1K

    And this is supposed to be the 21st Century, Not the Middle Ages

    But the BBC’s Over Paid FAT fcuking Barons don’t see that way…..

    I will be glad when its closed down & totally cleansed then made to stand

    on its own two feet, one right & one left, not the left only ones only its had for last

    30 years…but doubt that will ever be possible……

  59. 59
    Nigel Garage says:

    Trade in immigrants?

  60. 60
    Bernie MadeOff with Billions of other People Purloined Money says:

    Yes I would have been there but I am somewhat tied up for the next 25 Olympics Games but after that I going to make certain I’m there

    I am the world best in my expensive field & this has been proven …!!

  61. 61
    Blackbeard says:

    2, one to buy the bulb and another to screw it up

  62. 62
    keredybretsa says:

    Well thats it NO Medals this time!!!

  63. 63
    Ian E says:

    Just a strop – someone told him that the GB doesn’t stand for Gordon Brown!

  64. 64
    Brown to lunch with Queen though says:

    To Cameron’s shame,he has emulated what Blair did for Golden Jubilee and is hosting a lunch for Queen and D of E with all her surviving PM’s which of course includes the two men, most responsible for wrecking the economy and destroying the British way of life, on 24th July. Palace I gather was horrified and managed to lesson the agony of HM and HRH by making it a lunch and not a dinner as it was 10 years ago.She had no choice but to accept, but hopefully she has the backbone to hold out against what is a tradition, namely awarding ex PM’s the ultimate honour of The Garter.

  65. 65
    Forkbender says:

    So I gather you think U turn Dave is safe from challenge

  66. 66
    Forkbender says:

    GB bought more things from China?

  67. 67
    gildedtumbril says:

    The Anabolic Steroid Games are an exceedingly expensive bore which we can ill afford.I have become aware that Virgin Media offers 24 totally committed bbc tv channels for this tripe. It will be an overwhelmingly non-white, or almost, fest. I look forward to not watching any of it.Since government ‘scientists,blackmailed or bribed, tell us everyone came ‘out of Africa’ there is only one race, therefore no racism.

  68. 68
    Forkbender says:

    They are just rabid Murdoch supporters bless ‘em . Myself I wish that was not as much sport broadcast on the Beeb as far as I am concerned if Murdoch wants to pay to take all the sport that would be fine by me, he is welcome to all of it. Murdoch seems to broadcast quite a few BBC programs on some of his channels

  69. 69
    Bluebird says:

    I must get my eyes tested I was sure your name was the orifice of Gordon Brown

  70. 70
    Forkbender says:

    Oh yes, don’t forget the management running around with clip boards under their arms

  71. 71
    Forkbender says:

    Sorry that chap Blunket has probably beaten you to do it

  72. 72
    Bluebird says:

    Don’t bank on it Bernie. You may find yourself sharing a cell with our Gordon one day.

  73. 73
    Just coughin' says:

    Maybe someone important will slip off their mortal coil, and nullify the whole farce. By important I don’t mean the likes of Vaz or Coey, Cliffyord or Berkow, but someone who is meaningful to people.

  74. 74
    Wankers Crisps says:

    Fook me! We’ll have to put on an extra shift to keep Gary in crisps …… or maybe I misheard him …. perhaps he said the Beeb were keeping him in crisp ones?

  75. 75
    Arryat Arness says:

    He’s also Scotch so what else do you expect?

  76. 76
    One of circa750 Beebites says:

    Nonsense, its a gold for us in synchronised swimming … I understand G4 recruited the team and so far we’ve got one swimmer an admiral, a fat policeman .and 3 squaddies who can’t swim… and that’s only the women’s team.

  77. 77
    Andy Parsons says:

    (you have to say below in his phrasing!)

    You’ve probably been thinking where G4S went wrong!
    They charged £54M for management fees … now that’s an awful lot of management!
    Why don’t they sack the management reemploy them as security staff!

  78. 78
    Real UK Citizen says:

    Should we all send messages of comfort to The Palace & giving her our best

    wishes to our Head of State get through this terrible ordeal.

    I do sincerely trust Royal Protocol dictates HM The Queen & HRH Prince Philip

    will be wearing gloves all of the time !!!

    How could they do this to our Head of State being in the same room, is there not

    a H & S rule to protect them from such people, if not why not ?

  79. 79
    Bernie MadeOff with Billions of other People's Purloined Money says:

    Do you Mind !!!

    I still have Standards !!!!

    What are you trying to do cause my early demise ???

  80. 80
    Ex G4S employee Terminated for speaking the Truth & Now rejected by BBC for same offence says:

    They would’nt get past there own Vetting Procedures !!!

  81. 81
    Anon Voter says:

    At least with Murdoch I have freedom of Choice……

    If I don’t want his SKY tv I don’t have to have it…….

    But nothing could be further from the truth, the word the BBC Hates

    & goes out of its way to delete in every way it can…….unless its the BBC

    Truth in all of its manipulative ways

    Plus you hounded constantly IF you do not have a Biased Broadcasting

    Television Licence, & are GUILTY of this CRIME no matter what you say

    No I don’t recall Murdoch having such Total Dictatorship Powers, do you ???

    But as your a Beeb luving employee I don’t expect you can agree..!!!!

  82. 82
    CallMeTheMan says:

    Drug Cartel money being used to “snap up” cheap G4S shares.

    Trying to ensure that UK prisons are comfortable for their people.

    You have to keep the shareholders happy!

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