July 19th, 2012

Exclusive: Violent Rioter ‘Voids’ Square Mile Election Attempt

Despite much excitement in the Guardian this morning, the campaign to bring down the Corporation of London from the inside has not got off to a very good start for “freelance community organiser” Bryn Phillips. This former Occupy St Paul’s spokesman and close ally of Maurice Glasman is planning on standing in the upcoming by-election for the City of London Corporation council seat of Farringdon Within. However, his violent past has caught up with him…

Phillips was arrested during the riots in Hackney last summer for throwing a missile at the police. Wood Green Crown Court have confirmed that he was convicted for violent disorder and burglary and is awaiting sentence. Despite his best efforts to spin the Guardian this morning, (they claim “the case will be heard later this month”) Case S20120099 actually happened back in March. Guilty M’Lord…

In order to stand in the elections Phillips had to be awarded the Freedom of the City, something he only achieved on July 2. On the application form all previous convictions must be stated. Guido understands violent disorder and burglary would automatically rule you out from receiving the honour, and Corporation sources are adamant that a declaration of such would have triggered further investigation. It did not. Instead it is becoming increasingly likely that Phillips has voided any chance of standing in the election due to the fact he has failed to declare his convictions. Just because he has not been sentenced yet, does not mean his conviction does not stand.

Guido was ready to put these allegations to Phillips at his press conference this morning but the violent, rioting thug did not turn up for at least an hour after apparent start time. Which is just as well as given that Guildhall security had sealed off the venue and would not let anyone in…


  1. 1
    Twat says:

    Hang him!

  2. 2
    Andrew Efiong says:

    Aha, he’s been flushed out and is on the run now!

    Disgraceful for this man and The Guardian to imagine a violent criminal is fit to represent the people of Farringdon.

  3. 3
    concrete pump says:

    Typical pussy ‘activist’. All loud-hailer and no balls.

  4. 4
    David R says:

    “Secondly, political parties are not involved, leaving candidates to stand alone as independents”

    An example that the rest of the country should follow.

  5. 5
    Swampy says:

    He not be a true true hugger

  6. 6
    Swampy off his head on white lightning says:


  7. 7
    Loungelizard says:

    ‘Sounds like a wrong’un to me Major’

  8. 8
    Nullbymouth says:

    I do hope that his occupy tent was hand crafted by fair trade multi cultural lesbian amputees working out of a tithe barn in Hawkshead, using a water wheel to generate the electricity and the sustainably produced material for the tent was waterproofed by Gaia herself.

    Rather than produced in some greedy corporate minimum wage sweat shop in China.

  9. 9
    Ah! Monika says:

    Meanwhile whilst the rest of the world sleeps

    Beijing open wine stock exchange today. First in the world.

  10. 10
    Anonymous says:

    Whilst not the most appropriate candidate it seems, his stated goals are noble enough. It is important that rotten apples like Libor, Bank fraud aplenty, insider dealing and Phillips are equally discarded from society.

  11. 11
    JH says:

    Typical middle class anarcho-tourist. Just a navel gazing attention seeker.

    Lookame! Lookame! LOOKATME!

  12. 12
    LOCOG != piss-up in a brewery says:

    As you probably know, the official Olympic Torch relay is utter crap, with the torch spending most of its time in a bus.

    However, some people aren’t staisfied with this, so they’ve gone out and DONE IT PROPERLY:


    No doubt the BBC won’t be covering this.

  13. 13
    Father Jack says:

    Dirty arsed eco c.unts!!!!

  14. 14
    JH says:

    I wonder what ‘Swampy’ is actually doing these days. Probably wearing a nice pair of Chinos and a shirt, diligently working for Daddy’s business until he can take over the reins.

  15. 15
    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    “Austerity may continue up to 2012″

    Not with Labour in power in 2015 it won’t !

  16. 16
    LOCOG != piss-up in a brewery says:

    OK, I was wrong:


  17. 17
    Camilla Parker-Starney says:

    He sounds almost as aggressive and violent as Ed Balls.

  18. 18
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    concrete pump says:

    Just heard the great Michael Holding use the term ‘jungle drums’ in his commentary….


    Michael, you terrible racist…

  20. 20
    Ed Miliband (Leader of the Party opposite) says:

    I’m so sorry,David Cameron’s quote should have read

    “Austerity may continue up to 2020″

    Cameron’s a bloody idiot.

  21. 21
    Are all Republicans this insane? says:

  22. 22
    Seb Coe says:

    They are criminals

    Olympic Torch, Olympic Games and Olympic endeavours are brand names protected in law by the UK parliament in an act introduced by the Labour government and not opposed by the official opposition.

  23. 23
    Owen Jones says:

    What a c***

  24. 24
    Gonk says:

    Scratch the surface of these community freedom fighters and you always seem to discover a worthless fraud.

  25. 25
    Soapy Watson says:

    You should have hid the bar of soap Guido, common sense says he would dodge it.

  26. 26
    concrete pump says:

    Err no, they’re tea party fruits….


  27. 27
    Tom Tom says:

    What about me?

  28. 28

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    Domaine du Vieux Châteauneuf-du-Pape La Crau 1987 Down -7.98% -$2,300

    Tesco Everyday Value Value Spanish White 1Ltr – up 10% – $3.89

  29. 29

    Arrest them all.
    Use them as human footstools for the feet of Olympic officials and their properly accredited sponsors.

  30. 30
    UKIP UNITED !! says:

    And so are you !!

    But as a back stabbing fcuking hypocrite you don’t even know

    what the word means………

    BTW Hope only of your Union Ar*se lickers has told you that

    the UK Electors are going to really Piss & Defacate on your parade

    on or before 2015 along with CMD, The One Term Only Toff Liar

    & the ankle kicker Cleggy,

    the Electors have had enough of your Manipulation &

    Mendacity by all three of you TURDS…….Its Time for REAL Change…..

    BUT Thank you for bringing Toxic Tony back inside your delusional

    party its the type of Reminder every one needs constantly !!!

    Keep it up you are helping our advertising budget each & every day

    with your really helpful behaviour

  31. 31
    Nullbymouth says:

    They will Fry®

  32. 32
    just wondering says:

    Has he attempted to obtain good services or entitlement by false representation?

  33. 33
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Wikipedia states : Swampy was living with his partner and their three children in a yurt, a dome-shaped tent in ‘Tipi Valley’,[2] a remote New Age commune at Cwmdu near Llandeilo in West Wales.

    The peoblem with this is Tipi Valley is not a remote valley by any stretch of the imagination, more roads in and out that spag junction. You can often see the residents shambling through Llandeilo to sign on. Also it is minging

  34. 34
    keredybretsa says:

    Now this is super, Bryngate. Just the right (or left) geez to have on the City of Londinum Corporation Council. Watch your chain Lord Mayor, otherwise this smart lad might have it away. Must be one of Kentaxgate best mates.

  35. 35
    I like spelling says:

    another lying violent lefty – who wood have thought it

  36. 36
    Steve Miliband says:

    Shaton Gordon o% growth

  37. 37
    Steve Miliband says:

    PCS to go on strike. Wankers

  38. 38
    The public says:

    Fine, that’s save us a fortune in pay, nobody will notice anyway

  39. 39
    That's a big dong says:

    Denmark’s DONG Energy has agreed to buy 300 giant offshore wind turbines from Germany’s Siemens for UK wind parks, marking a step forward in efforts to put ever larger units out at sea to boost renewable power output.

  40. 40
    Gonk says:

    D’you think he’s got Sky ?

  41. 41
    There is NO money left..how many more times must socialists be told THIS ?? says:

    “Not with Labour in power in 2015 it won’t “…shortly followed by UK plc filing for bankruptcy and IMF appointed as Administrators

  42. 42
    SPOF says:

    When the wind blows – when it doesnt we can shiver in the dark

  43. 43
    Oz Clark says:

    A prosperous little number reminiscent of gargling strychnine and aqua regia mixed with saliva from a Komodo dragon.

  44. 44
    Steve Miliband says:

    It’s the Mark Serwotka vanity project.

  45. 45
    The wind is from the West says:

    The Burbo bank in Liverpool bay is getting 69 of them, the betting says will the blades float, it appears even the Libor led Wirral tossers are not too happy when they gave planning permission.

  46. 46
    George Gideon Oliver Osborne says:

    I have handed out 150,000 to the Olympic competitors, and that works out at 10 per competitor,if my maths is correct.

  47. 47
    Anonymous says:

    How the fuck was this scrote awarded “Freedom of the City” ?

  48. 48
    bergen says:

    Didn’t know Tipi valley was still going. Some of those hippies couldn’t have seen a bar of soap for nearly forty years.

  49. 49
    SPOF says:

    Just as the weather turns. You cant blame the planning. Last strike was used for Christmas Shopping, now lets have a day at the beach. I wonder if the Ice Cream Venders will get a £500 bonus for the extra custom?

  50. 50
    SP4BS says:

    Would wind turbines spoil Merseyside?

  51. 51
    Nullbymouth says:

    His tag failed when the O2 network went dark?

  52. 52
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    They’re everywhere.

  53. 53
    SPOF says:

    They will be on bricks by the weekend

  54. 54
    SarahJane says:

    Interesting Fact of Life:

    Steal a watch or TV in last year’s riots – automatic detention awaiting trial – then prison even if for only 1 month.

    Steal millions from tax payer, share holders, economy in general and get a pat of the back, a knighthood or in worst case scenario, a dressing down from your party whip.

    I’m not condoning the actions of last Summer’s rioters but of they had jobs & stable finances or saw their politicians actually doing/saying something to benefit them – they may not have happened in the first place.

    Life was never meant to be fair but our system was intended to be just!

  55. 55
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    I am delighted to confirm that Border Agency staff are to go on strike on 26 July and they have my whole-hearted support.

    Remember,we are the Party of the shirkers,and it is Labour who are the Party of the workers.

  56. 56
    Business Cat (Specializing in yarns, Cdn owned & op) says:

    The Guardian describes him as,

    Bryn Phillips, a 32-year-old writer and community organiser in east London

  57. 57
    The wind is from the West says:

    You not been to the place recently?.

  58. 58
    Nullbymouth says:

    Writer Graffiti artist
    community organiser ringleader

  59. 59
    will says:

    The Guardian these days is getting even more shriller to attract attention, whilst its jounalistic credentials are getting shallower by the day.

    i do feel sad for its once loyal readership as they are subject to a parody of a newspaper that is losing money.

    It lost £79.6 million last year. it has taken a loss of £120 million on GMG Radio during its ownership of it. EMAP now (Top Right Group) it has a net debt of £350 million, despite having to writedown its investment of £1.1 Billion with it partner APAX. (source evening standard Business Media page 16)

    You have to have a heart of stone not to laugh at it predicament.

  60. 60
    will says:

    Guido: Simon Harwood cleared the guardian media campaign over this will be in tatters as it championed this cause

  61. 61
    Anonymous says:

    Don’t think of yourself like that.

  62. 62
    Troughers R Us says:

    It is essential we remain full members of the EU. Just think of all the taxpayer funded jobs perks and pensions it brings. The gravy train must stay on the rails. Slurp slurp.

  63. 63
    Anon Voter says:

    This has just come over the wires

    Thousands of UK Home Office workers, including Border Agency staff, to strike on July 26 and take other forms of action until August 20 – PA

    How will the Home Secretary Spin this…….

  64. 64
    Scouse the scrap metal dealer says:

    The good thing is that they won’t be there long.

  65. 65
    Ex-Tory says:

    Indeed. Hackney is full of ‘em. White middle-class inner-city travellers from the villages and suburbs, who are trapped in their childish student activism. C*nts the lot of ‘em.

  66. 66
    Lefty blackmail says:

    They really take pride in their work and display a sense of responsibility don’t they.

  67. 67
    Nick Buckles says:

    Give me a call I can drum up some people at short notice

  68. 68
    Sir William Waad says:

    We haven’t had a proper Village Idiot here in Waad Magna since Edwardian days. This fellow Phillips looks cut out for the job so, if he can’t get a subsidised sinecure with Red Rag Weekly or whatever, can you send him up here please?

  69. 69
    bergen says:

    Think Ronald Reagen and the airtransport controllers.

  70. 70
    Ex-Tory says:

    Plenty of jobs in London that’s why hundreds of thousands of migrant workers arrive in the city every year. They don’t have jobs because they are lazy, thick and refuse to take any responsibility for their lives. Now go and chew on your sandals.

  71. 71
    Laurie Penny says:


  72. 72
    Nullbymouth says:

    The PCS said 57.2% of those who voted backed strike action – the turnout was 20%

    So 11.44% of the total said yes in other words !!!!!

  73. 73
    rocknrolla says:

    What is a “community organiser”? Even President Omaha claimed he was one of these – it sounds like professional trouble causer. They could have got a job in the private sector providing some good or service society needs and contributing taxes without which there is no NHS or schools. But no they went to organise the community. That same community the Guardian, BBC and Obama all want to destroy with immigr4tion.

  74. 74
    The wind is from the West says:

    So long as they don’t get paid who cares, think of the money being saved, if they can’t be bothered working , just wait a week and the illegal immigrants they didn’t stop can take over their jobs for below minimum wage.

  75. 75
    Aydodge E. Scheisster QC says:

    The Grauniad conveniently left out the part about his having been CONVICTED of the charge that may earn him a term in jail rather than on the Council. But of course, technically-spe*aking, they have accurately stated the fact that he’s possibly going to get locked up; he will find out whether he gets thrown behind bars or not at the hearing. Of course, one would think the Grauniad groaners would be proud of the fact that Clownie is going down for “spe*aking truth to power” and “fighting back against the Man”; why, he’d be the Mandela of the twenty-teens! But true to their “taking care of their own” spin, a messy little conviction will be overlooked, lest he be unfairly stigmatised by all those out there who still might have such bourgeois tendencies as to find the word disturbing– “OMG, he’s a CONVICT!”

  76. 76
    Ohama Beach says:

    Don’t worry I’m sending over 25,000 of my finest TSA storm-troopers – permanently

  77. 77
    SP4BS says:

    Too recently.

  78. 78
    Lord Stansted says:

    Wine exchange? Are they not ETFs? A bit risky these days, surely.

  79. 79
    Little Nicky Clegg, The EUSSR flows in my Veins always says:

    And we agree anything we are told to agree with …………

    except for Lords Reform Bill

    Shirt Lifters Full Legal Marriage Bill

    & anything relating to our real idol of Worship the EUSSR

    & our equal partnership in Expenses Troughing

    & our equal partnership in every Freebie available UK/EUSSR supplied by

    Tax Payers

    Plus our consistent support for No Tax after gouging as much as possible from

    this never ending river of EURO’s gratefully taken from all EUSSR Citizens with

    No Questions asked or ALLOWED

  80. 80
    Le Monde correspondent says:

    The City of London has become the glogal centre of Organised Crime

    At least one major criminal scandal by bankers per day

    And micro Gouido witters on about some demonstratror

    Great priorities in the total decadence that is the UK

  81. 81
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Not as long as he doesn’t refer to the Javelin event as “sp*ear-chucking.”

  82. 82
    Criminal City banker says:

    Keep up the good work, Guido

    hang all these little fellows so we can get off with our billions scot free!

  83. 83
    Chinese Economist says:

    Brings a whole new meaning to the term – short wine

  84. 84
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    Always a pleasure seeing the Grauniad having to eat shit…

  85. 85
    Danish Bacon says:

    The UK desperately needs windmills

    To do a little more futile tilting

    Perhaps you will all sink in the middle of the North Sea

    After you have all gone collectively mad

  86. 86
    rocknrolla says:

    True it has gone downhill recently. Was always bit silly and supported some dangerous ideas but now no integrity at all. Remember the gunman in France – how the Guardian had article after article saying he was a white supremacist and it was all sarkozy’s fault. Shambolic and shameful.

  87. 87
    Lord Levinson and his legal cowboys says:

    Sounds like a London bank to me

    Or News Corp

  88. 88
    Daily Fur correspondent says:

    Has the Lord Mayor not flogged his chain?

    It seems they flog everything else legally or illegally

  89. 89
    Dave is full of wind says:

    But Dave said this green wind thing would create thousands of jobs for british workers.

  90. 90
    A hard PressedTax Payer says:

    Yes he may have been a 2nd rate Film Actor

    but he had a pair of BALLS & straight SPINE

    The type of thing that use to exist in the UK by people in public life

    but now is totally defunct in all parties…….

    Is it not time for the most effective solution to this political illness

    the one dished out to recent East European Mad Dictators ??

  91. 91
    Dave is full of wind says:

    Well you could have called in the army Dave, unfortunately they are tied up at the Olympics.

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  93. 93
    Lord Highest of Justices Turkeyforahat says:

    Wait till I get my hands on him!

  94. 94
    We on the Left do diffrunt sumz says:

    That’s not how the Left wish it to be reported!

    “The prolaratrit responded by overwelming saRport” is what we say!

  95. 95
    Trahison des Clercs says:


  96. 96
    Socialism Ate My Future says:

    Sack them all like Reagan did with the air traffic controllers, with the economy diving they’d fill the posts within 24hrs

  97. 97
    Taliban Recruitment Agency of Kabul says:

    Please you Stupid English we have hundreds on there way to join the many

    who have already squeezed in to Londinistan ready for start of the

    your 1414 Olympics Games & they will certainly leave there mark…….

    PS Your so kind, we don’t have to issue any-more Pakistani forged British

    Passports as your doors will be left wide open……they will have there taliban

    ID cards inside there weapons suitcase……

    See you much sooner than expected……

  98. 98
    rocknrolla says:

    Look at this absurd article by the bedwetters:


    They’re pathetic.

  99. 99
    amongymouse says:

    Sooner or later just saying anything not approved by the Guardian/BBC will be deemed racist and therefore an imprisonable offence. We’re rapidly ceasing to be a free country.

  100. 100
    JH says:

    I happen to agree with pissface on this.

    The morale of this sad tale – don’t play the big clever man with riot police during a civil disturbance. Particularly if your innards are so minced from years of self-inflicted abuse that a good shove could kill you.

  101. 101
    President I'm A Dinner Jacket says:

    I want you to know that I have written personally to the Chairman of HSBC to thank them for laundering $16 BILLION over 10 years (as the US Senate has told you)

    It has materially helped us build our H Bomb to keep the peace in the Gulf

  102. 102
    President I'm A Dinner Jacket says:


    H S B C

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  104. 104
    Lord Chief Justice says:

    You censor Bloomberg now, micro twit?

  105. 105
    MacGuffin says:

    The only thing this tells me is that it is high time the anachronism that is the City of London Corporation be abolished.

  106. 106
    annette curton says:

    “Scot free”, do I detect a hint of sarcasm?, no, thought not.

  107. 107
    Nullbymouth says:

    So never ever quote someone speaking in print then you hypocritical bunch of dipshits

  108. 108
    Nullbymouth says:

    +1 But can’t imagine Tin Cam having the cajones. Give the positions to some of the redundant soldiers

  109. 109
    Whimp Libertarian Spotter says:

  110. 110
    JH says:

    So called ‘community organisers’ organise fuck all. They’re more racist than most in claiming that differing wants and needs of many people can be homogenised into a ‘community’ based on racial membership. Just watch the faux outrage if you point that out to them though.

    All they do is marshal antagonism, using the supposed grievances of others to panic legislators into satisfying some ulterior motive.

  111. 111
    Not really thought about it, have you? says:

    Yep, that’s right, the police should be allowed to kill sick people who look at them funny.


  112. 112
    Fish says:

    …and as reported by their friends in the BBC, number 92.

    With only around 10% in support, the non members and those in other unions this strike will be a farce.

    There’s a lot of disquiet about Serwotka’s leadership amongst the grass roots PCS members. Until the pensions issue membership was falling and many, who see their workplaces as non-political want him out, or will just ignore him, seeing him as having his own hard left agenda.

    A bit like Assad, Serwotka’s days are numbered.

  113. 113
    Hypocritical Oaf says:

    I saw that US politicians were applauding the efforts of Al Qaeda in killing senior Syrian leaders by suicide bomber. British Prime Minister Cameron immediately took up the call (from Afghanistan) for Assad to move himself from his own country. I thought it ironic that Cameron was visiting his troops who are in Afghanistan and killing Afghans and calling his victims terrorists.
    Oh what an tangled web they weave!

  114. 114
    fault finder general says:

    More shriller ? Does not compute.

  115. 115
    Arryat Arness says:

    Mon cher Monsieur,

    Are you by any chance that pro-EU, anti everything British, French bloke who is always on Dateline London with Gavin Essler, left wing Beeb stooge par excellence.

  116. 116
    M says:

    you’er absolutely right it was so very un PC
    Its almost as cruel as the drugs you supply

  117. 117
    Arryat Arness says:

    Do border guards have pitchforks?

  118. 118

    oy vey! send pizzas!

  119. 119
    Arryat Arness says:

    Can he still be transported to the Colonies?

  120. 120
    Your Friendly Neighbourhood Deceptive Political Terminology Busters Service says:

    “Community Organisers” of the kind the Left refer to are Saul Alinsky/Cloward & Piven acolytes who believe in hectoring the System to provide, at least until the Revolution comes, as much in the way of swag as can be managed, the better to undermine the System to let it be destroyed as much by implosion as explosion. The small-scale frontline version of this strategy was immortalised by the social commentator Tom Wolfe, over forty years ago FFS, in Mau-Mauing The Flak Catchers:


  121. 121
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    We ceased being a free society some time ago.

    In case you hadn’t noticed people get sent to prison in this country for having the “wrong” thoughts or expressing forbidden opinions.

    What part of free is that?

  122. 122
    Bibi Netandpsycho says:

    False flags, WW3, baby!!!

  123. 123

    “Community Organiser” = left wing trouble maker and agent provocature.

  124. 124
    Lord Cobblepot says:

    I much rather prefer that my elected officials steal money than throw things at the police. How are the poor meant to learn their place if they rise above their station?

  125. 125
    I Remember You Hoo says:

    Those dirty arsed eco loons have Dave Cameron’s full attention. That’s why he is shovelling vast amounts of taxpayers money into his crony corporate friends and families pockets.

    Apparently, he “really cares” you know.

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    You clearly think about it all the time says:

    You think that emoting about it and being all ‘cross’ makes you a ‘good’ person, don’t you, that being an ‘activist’ means your life means something.

    I’ve seen the footage. He was taking the piss, deliberately walking into officers under intense stress, and got a good shove in return.

    If that’s enough to kill you, don’t go out of your way to irritate men in body armour.

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  128. 128
    annette curton says:

    Sir Waad, the government has looked into this skills shortage, prospective village idiots and court jesters can now benefit from an EU training grant.

  129. 129
    Very Wealthy Wind Farm Gentry says:

    Shhhh, he meant our fine EU partners.

    Anyway, green jobs require a never ending subsidy of around £250,000 each and the loss of 3 jobs in the productive existing economy, so it’s best we cut costs in whatever way possible.

    We don’t want millions of our citizens living in energy poverty now, do we?

  130. 130
    Not really thought about it, have you? says:

    I’m not an activist, lefty or even particularly anti police. What I am is extremely concerned that when someone is unlawfully killed, which is what the Coroner called this man’s death, f.a. is done about it.

    There was also the concerted efforts of the Met and the IPCC to lie, obfuscate and downright deceive the public AND the man’s family as to what had actually happened and what was the cause of death.

    Your damn right I think about it, because tits like you obviously don’t.

  131. 131
    Really? says:

    If only that were true, the welfare claims figures for arrivals to our country paint a very different picture.


  132. 132
    Really? says:

    You are right, let’s drive these criminals, who account for 25% of our entire economy out of the city. Unemployment for tens of millions, is preferable to their scandalous behaviour. Tool.

  133. 133
    UKIP are mental says:

    Calm down you twat, it’s not really Ed Milliband you know?

  134. 134
    It's kultchaa, init says:

    Or raping and drug-dealing as a national pastime.

  135. 135
    Ed MinceMeat The Sewer Rat says:

    May I re-assure my many Union friends/members of my now fully

    reformed democratic ZanuLieLabor Party.

    This reluctant withdrawal of Labour by our brothers & sisters of the

    PCS/Aslef is all the result of the nasty party, cutting too far & cutting too

    fast. Once the general Secretary for Life Karl Marks Serwotka’s gets the

    real truth across all the channels of our media empire the BBC,

    everybody will see him for what he truly is a complete an utter still

    Commie Luving fcuking Tos*ser, qualities its difficult to find anywhere

    except accept in my democratic ZanuLieLabor party

    May I also announce that His Holyness Saint Very Toxic Tony who walks on

    water has agreed, for a consideration, to will give his personal 3 hours

    closing speech for 2012 Olympics. I know everyone will adore this &

    be grateful he’s showing everyone world wide what he truly stands for…..

    Please Note The Official Heir to Bliar’s Office fully endorses this edict.

  136. 136
    Mornington Crescent says:

    Good old McBride, one thug defending another:


    If the Met want to avoid a repe’at performance of last August’s ‘events’, they might want to part company from Harwood. Bet they won’t.

  137. 137
    Ed Pillock Media Services as sponsered by the BBC says:

    Now they are going to be further stretched covering Airports,Ports & the soon

    to be completely choked ZillBliar Olympics Lanes & all thanks to ZanuLieLabor


    Remember “These are just not any strikes,

    they are ZanuLieLabor endorsed Strikes”

    This message is brought to you by Ed Pillock, Fully backed & guaranteed

    by the ever Present His Holyness St. Very Toxic Tony, a constant reminder

    of his enduring legacy everyone was trying to forget

  138. 138
    Curtis Lemay says:

    feck that. What the hell is a “FREELANCE community organiser”??

    A card carrying member of the lefty rent-a-mob lot no doubt, eh?

    LMAO, what a pathetic loser this punk is…

  139. 139
    President Hollandise, Frau Merckle's Messenger says:

    Yes I full endorse that

    it should become just another minor Department of our Glorious EUSSR

    & fully over taxed by Brussels

    Sacreblue while wont these anglo saxon bertie woofters do as they

    are told the first time they always need to be w.h.i.p.p.ed into shape……

  140. 140
    Fitbad the Tailor says:

    Who is this Usain Bolt they keep mentioning?

  141. 141
    Laughing Out Loud says:

    Is there a real one?

  142. 142
    Conrad says:

    Black lesbian Muslim single mother cripples ?

  143. 143
    Anthony Charles Lynton Blair says:

    Sounds about right to me.

  144. 144
    Peter Aloysius Mandelson says:

    Me too.

  145. 145
    Harsh Hopes for Harwood says:

    He got a fuck site more than a ‘good shove’, the cctv footage shows him getting struck with a baton in the kidneys.

    The plod harwood even looks like a wrong ‘un, he looks retarded. That’s one lucky porker. One can only hope he gets cock cancer.

  146. 146
    Midas says:

    Swamy had a heart attack; as he came round the Doctor was telling him -” Sorry mate, but you had to have a by-pass”.

  147. 147
    gman says:

    good song though

  148. 148
    Anonymous says:

    To be fair, he should never have been staggering around in the middle of a riot anyway.On this one im with the police.

  149. 149
    Anonymous says:

    Its hilarious, him being described as a spokesman for “occupy st pauls ” as i never heard a sensible comment from any of them during the whole debacle ! Including the vicar who has now become a media personality on the back of it.

  150. 150
    Anonymous says:

    This lying cheating scum bag was thrown out of his social housing due to spending two years of housing and council tax benefit on drugs.

    He then went to occupy to live in a tent and take more drugs and decided to try to use it to promote his rubbish ‘music’.

    He is actually close to his mummy and gets money paid from her into his account and spends it on more drugs.


    How shameful of anyone who has helped this scum lie into getting ‘Freedom of the City’..not that it will do him any good when he’s banged up in Pentonville and on all fours!

  151. 151
    Anonymous says:

    He wasn’t “in the middle of a riot” he was walking home while somewhere else some people were protesting. Plod made him walk down a different route.

    Plod viciously assaulted him because he is a bully and thought he could get away with it.

    Plod is a thug and a coward. Plod has assaulted other people, including a 14 year-old girl.

    I hope plod dies screaming.

  152. 152
    clear-eyed fabulist says:

    Yes, keep trying to spin the rioters as politically-motivated, oppressed, downtrodden, etc & etc. So nicking widescreens, torching family businesses, and freestyle vandalism is a valid statement and credible response to the corporate financialism/crony politicians?

    Funny thing is, those interviewed rioters who were spinnning themselves as being political martyrs didn’t concede at any time that their favoured party of Truth and Goodness were the principal architects of the banking crisis.

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