Ken’s promise to quit politics may well have been just another lie, but judging by his performance on Newsnight last night Guido has a new suggestion for his next career move: counter-terrorism. After revealing his expertise on lone psychopaths, scaremongering Ken told Kirsty: “you don’t catch Al-Qaeda by looking through their lunchbox“. With insight like that Livingstone could surely be an adviser for G4S…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Hello ! anyone home ?
Yes.
Be afraid.
Be very afraid.
(Public notice broadcast)
Of course, BBC Trot in Chief Newsnight Showcase interviews twice loser Red Ken for his opinion….as you do.
Oh and Ken’s mate Chavez has just been condemned by Human Rights Watch….no mention there on TrotsNews……why am I not surprised?
whats she wearing for Razzle?
Go Nads!
+1
I think Nads is quite fit actually, I’d rather see her in the buff than Krusty Wark.
Ken kept looking at Kirsty’s cellulite ( skirt pulled up to navel )
You’re a pervert as well as a fucking idiot, Anonymous.
+100
Didn’t the Scottish harridan Wark make a pile of money through some BBC set up? Socialists unite, you have nothing to lose but your bonuses!
Well for once I agree with Ken. The amount of petty security is just ridiculous.
I agree with him too. I expect he worries about being attacke dquite lot. There must be loads of people with grudges against a guy like that.
Hey Kurtsy – wanna check my lunch box?
>you don’t catch Al-Qaeda by looking through their lunchbox
Because you’ll find copy of the Socialist Worker and Ken for Mayor badge?
Only jokin Kirtsy – but you can look thro my lunch box if yer like NahNahNah!!
Fuck off Ken, you were finished years ago.
Venezuela is nice this time of year…..
http://www.nytimes.com/2002/08/02/world/booby-trapped-lunch-box-kills-a-worker-in-northern-ireland.html
Booby-Trapped Lunch Box Kills a Worker in Northern Ireland
By BRIAN LAVERY
Published: August 02, 2002
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A construction worker at a disused British Army base in Londonderry, Northern Ireland, died this morning after picking up a bomb disguised as a lunch box.
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Ken ought to know better. Wasnt he a good friend of Adams?
Oi !! where ‘of’ I gorn ????
Under a blood red loon.
….just south of Ilford, just west of Dagenham
Has he released his accounts yet?
May seem facile but he is right. Sometimes people have to say the obvious for us to start the debate.
Yeah right. Once this gets out Al-Qaeda will be putting their bombs in lunch boxes.
Way to go Ken
The old AlQ is a has been. unhappy ppl are just that…unhappy.
I would offer them a Boris Bike….and then a Boris Milkshake….and then a Boris Hug?
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flippin Boris. what a brand.
If he’s saying that, he’s saying that all security checks in airports are pointless too.
There is probably plenty of truth in that
I agree. Terrorists surely will look to more sophisticated methods
interesting that all the has been politicians are focussed on security.
attention seekers. sorry Mr BLiar.
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There is such a thing as shutting you mouth and getting on with the job. Obama quite good at that.
It is. People are making big bucks out of dreaming up ways to blow up planes then selling a machine that will prevent it.
But in the case of the Olympics a smally explosion designed to puncture a plane’s skin is going to have little effect in an open environment.
The reality is that the security industry is onto a winner. If they win they win and if they lose then they can expect even bigger winnings.
Have to agree with Ken on this. The Olympic security is way OTT in the wrong areas.
A lot of them are pointless. What’s the point in bolting the door if someone can climb in through the window?
He could be John Reid’s intern
Has he been CRB checked?
my sentiment too. i was thinking more like John Reid’s replacement though. I wonder whether John Reid thinks that the nation is not ft-for-purpose. pompous prat.
Well his nation Scotland may be, having seen a selection of the bi-sexual drug addicted neo-Presbyterian rough boys who pass for an elite there only on Monday as part of my Grand Tour of your once Great Britain. The Scots once had a noble role to play within the Greater Britain alas along with the core national values you once held these have gone. Now only money and ego stalk you land and some very sinister people within your elite. The ‘people’ seem to have been left in a base state of greed, anger and bewilderment in equal amounts.
As I say I am just a degenerate old Dago catching up from 30 years absence from your lands before I seek my final Absolution so please do not be offended by what I say. I did and still do love this once wonderful and bizarre land but I fear I’ve seen its best and the beginning of its end. I was in the Lady Chapel of Southwell Minster this morning and said a prayer for your nation, it was very sad.
holistically……the country is very grounded.
jubilee celebrations. acceptance of andy murray, status of Bliar as a pariah.
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sentiment.language.voice.
getting on with it.
not bad.
not bad at all.
Ken, I am available to sort out your accounts to ready them for public consumption.
Like you promised to do.
Sandra many thanks. Before I consider your kind offer, I just have one question.
Do you understand the term ‘Moral Hazard’?
Yes she does ! – and I’ve told her to ALWAYS keep her legs firmly crossed!
PS err you’re not in HMRC accounts by any chance?
I’ve told you before! – I’ve brought her up to be a good girl I have!
Well stated, Captain Obvious!
Hey Plin – with you on the Units of exchnage! Sorry to be dense.
Now, – what will you give me for one Red Ken disappearnce?
the underpants bomber ?
Has anyone ever opened a Tetrapak? Forget an unburied missus, fraud more like.
What I said was ‘you don’t catch hypocrites by looking through their accounts’
That could explain why Ken wants to turn London into a beacon of Islam – it’s so much easier to nuke the terrorists when they live on your doorstep.
You’ve not been on Telly lately. JobCentre Plus ?
Or Birmingham.
or Bradford. Or Tower Hamlets.
London.s to ken terrorist has spoo ken again
Pity Paxo wasn’t on duty, they could have compared notes on tax avoidance
You should have seen them trying to avoid the Daily Mail headline on their paper review the other night.
‘Pity Paxo wasn’t on duty, they could have compared notes on tax avoidance’
I wouldn’t worry too much. Krusty probably gave him an introduction to her accountant.
If Ken wants a job in security I understand G4S are looking for staff.
I’ll get your coat.
@19
To transfer a small amount of dosh overseas you have to jump through hoops – verified passport, inside leg measurement etc.
To transfer billions overseas it appears you just need to pay the big fat juicy fees to the ‘worlds local bank’
Ken confuses al dente with al Qaeda.
Hungarian prosecutors say they have taken into custody Nazi-era war crimes suspect – @AP
Is Balls in Hungary today?
Hey soulja boy! Me so horny! Me love you long time! Ten dorra sucky sucky!
Just because One-Term Dave’s sacked us doesn’t mean we’re desperate for cash, yet.
Still waiting Gordo – you wanna make me happy? – bend over that table
It’s nice and sunny here by the poolside of my Tuscan villa. I do hope the rain isn’t too bad back home. I wish I could be there to keep up the good fight but I didn’t want to be around all the crowds and chaos of the Olympics. And I didn’t want to endure the hassle of the strikes that my union comrades are justifiably planning. But believe me when I say you’ll be in my thoughts as I’m served champagne by my maid at one of my dinner parties.
Disgraceful , that Comrade Pollelski of Tuscany only has ONE Maid to serve her
Vintage ’58 Bollinger. This must be some type of devious plan cooked up by the
nasty party but it will not be allowed to continue, after a long 2 minute BBC
DisTrust Board meeting we have decided on the following plan of action
The BBC will send a fully staffed HD OB to her Villa to allow her vast considerable
Left Wing Biased bile is available LIVE 24/7 for the duration.
Included with the BBC HD OB Techies crew a full compliment of Maids, Footmen,
Butler,House Keeper,Cooks,Gardeners,& Chauffeurs……to ensure the correct
standard we expect & we need at Tuscany Abbey.
This is a very good use of Licence Payers Money & these funds will be channelled
via one of our Off Shore companies
It was lefty c u n t z like Livingstone who let these bearded mongs into the Country in the first place.
I can’t stand men with beards anymore.
N Korea’s Kim Promotes Himself To Army Chief
I bet he worked hard for that!
Warm fraternal greetings & congratulations have been sent by the Chairman of the BBC Distrust on this well deserved long over due elevation to his status
G4S are such a fucking joke, they’ve most likely hired a bunch of bearded ragheads to be their security guards.
Don’t worry – I’ve been monitoring the situation very closely over the last 2+ years and I can assure you that everything’s met with my approval and nothing is going to go wrong.
How dare you insinuate that Lib Dem politicians and activists are to be employed as G4S security guards at the Olympics.
Not likely. But we may send our wives.
Please be noting, ‘work’ is demeaning to us. We are claimings all benefits. We are all hatings your country. We contributes nothings. You go to work now. You being give us benefits.
How did you guess ……….
Who on earth would believe that Red Ken is an expert in terrorism?
The closest he has been to it is in the London bombings and Venezuela.
Like all lefties he is an expert in nothing but spouts masterful garbage on all subjects all the time.
Loved this morning’s BBC Toady Programme when they stated that Buckle at his next hearing should heed the words of the company song and lead from the front. They then complained that they (BBC) needed a company song. How ignorant of them to not realise that The Red Flag has been their song for over 20 years. Humphries needs to be re-educated.
Talking of the labour publicity machine, aka the bbc, their opening item is jobless figures have fallen, sotto voce of course, then a long time spent communing with Liam Byrne, aka Gollum, about how vile and awful and wrong, wrong, wrong is everything the Coalition is doing.
Every broadcasting moment is spent promoting Labour -
Well done, you are very quick to discover what is our Real Mission, hidden in our Charter & has been the 3rd way for last 30 years…….
I woke up this morning feeling good about myself and the world in general.
Suddenly …
You received a personal command from on high by His Holiness St.Tony
and stated
Dear McMental
“Go Forth & Multiply = Fcuk Off I’m back”
affectionately yours
Saint Tony of bulging bank accounts
1. If Labour hadn’t gone around bombing every fucking mud hut in the middle east we wouldn’t have these bearded fuckwits so fired up.
2. If Labour had controlled immigration them we wouldn’t have had 100,000 bearded fuckwits move to London to call for Jihad.
100,000 may be an under-estimate.
You have left off several noughts in your figure.
Yeah, Labour’s record on immigration was awful.
Immigration’s only gone up on my watch because, uhm, errr.. they’re not ‘immigrants’, they’re ‘students’.
Do you mean immigration or impregnation (following immigration) – or both? I think we should be told.
How fucking thick and blind to the obvious can a government get?
These type of talents we really go out of our way to excel in, just look how we
carefully released the 2011 Census results, there are just over 56million
people here although the 25 million people who did not return there forms
of course have not been included
That 25 million is just from one flat in Tower Hamlets as well.
Thats very sensitive information & we decided, after long consultations with Tony, not to include as it may give the impression that we really don’t a clue at all what is happening in my country
Ken, how about becoming a taxman?
Or don’t you believe in tax?
We already have a terror consultant on the Board of Locog.
His name is Mohammed Bari, and he runs the East London Mosque of continuing infamy.
Two years ago he called Britain a Nazi State.
He defends bomber Babar Ahmad.
He is against women taking part in sport.
And he uses Muslim Aid as a front charity to supply Hamas and all things Jihadist.
WTF is he doing on the Board of the Games Organising group? What can he contribute beyond a massive security risk? Why won’t the MSM touch this story?
http://hat4uk.wordpress.com/2012/07/15/shambolympics-why-is-the-boss-of-the-east-london-mosque-on-the-management-board-of-locog/
Muslim women running the 4x400relay in the burka would be funny
As would Abu Hamza in the table tennis.
I have a ticket to the high jump in a binbag!
Like all believers in Left wing politics, Ken “When I was Mayor” Livingstone is a manic depressive. Nothing he says has connection to the real world.
And all believers in right wing politics are paranoid schizophrenics, so we’re well and truly f*cked, are we not?
And then there’s me………nutty as a fruit cake……I really enjoy
hugging myself all day long especially when I strapped in…..
Name one.
Come on, everyone loves Ken. So much so I’m starting a whip-round to send him on a cruise.
Did someone mention a “Whip Round”
although my other half is getting a little doubtful about
my explanations for the end result,
It makes my day more pleasurable…….
Hate to say it, but he’s right about this. Security theater gets us nowhere, it just raises the barrier to entry (which is helpful, but not a panacea).
We’re just lucky that most terrorists are incredibly stupid.
Well I’m not…..I’ve have floated all of the way to Londonistan for the circa
1415 Olympics but can’t find anywhere to berth because of all these Ruskie Super Yachts blocking the Thames……seems to be a lot of Afghanistan’s Only export product everywhere here though……pleased about that…..
“”"”"”"”After revealing his expertise on lone psychopaths, “”"”"”"”"”"
Takes one to know one………….
We would like to advise The South Koreans Financial Regulator has launched an official investigation into interest rate fixing of their CD’s Certificates of Deposit.
We hope this will dispel the Left Wing Biased News Reporting that we are doing
fcuk all to help export the UK out of this long reccession, which started in May 1997 & went on until May 2010.
We’ve been celebrating for the last 2+ years & hope to return to the office at some point in the future once we have sobered up & got over our hang over.
We will of course keep up updated on other BWB scams as when they are discovered by our regulator (friends) around the world.
Jeez, what a half-wit. It’s amazing that he didn’t recommend something truly stupid like rooftop missiles.
… oh, wait …