July 18th, 2012

HuffPo Hit Where it Hurts


  1. 1
    Free press says:

    Who is Media guido? and will they ever come BTL and say hello?

  2. 2
    W V M says:

    I think he’s that chap up there with the shift eyes.

  3. 3
    Free press says:

    Oh, not good.

  4. 4
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    HuffPo = PuffPo

  5. 5
    Tony Blair says:

    You fools, I’m now a multi-millionaire who owns several giant mansions and your taxes still pay for my security.

    I got away with it. I started wars, I swamped England with immigrants, I destroyed the constitution and I just said it was all modernisation. And now JP Morgan pay me millions. I don’t even understand the big words they use in meetings but I like having my photo taken with new dictator friends.

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    Call me Dave says:

    Media Gweeedo splitting the Gweeedo vote

  7. 7
    Ed Balls (Music Hall Comedian) says:

    A priest goes to stay in a hotel and has just completed checking in. He walks towards the lift that will take him to his room and has an afterthought. He turns to the receptionist and says “young lady. The pornography channel on my tv. Is it disabled?” without flinching she looks at him and says “no, it’s regular porn you sick bastard!”

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    erm... says:

    twisting the knife.
    Bishop of Durham has been appointed to the paliamentary inquiry into bwank.ing.
    He has worked in the oil industry and describes himself as an ethicist. Like greasy Damian McBride, does he have oil on his hands. lol.

  9. 9
    Loungelizard says:

    How long is it since we had a political assassination in this country?

  10. 10
    Gordoom Brown says:

    ….I really hate him.

  11. 11
    Ed Balls says:

    The guardian plans to cut their workforce by 70-100 journalists is cutting too far too fast. They need to borrow and invest in order to create growth which will then pay down their debts.

    It worked for us – 13 years of glorious economic growth, an end to boom and bust and now the Tories are back in charge there is a recession. They’re the real nasty party.

    Keep watching the BBC.

  12. 12
    erm... says:

    disabled have rights…I say!

  13. 13


    Who is the latest person to twist the knife into HuffPo?

    The link above points back to this page…

  14. 14
    Ed Balls (Music Hall Comedian) says:

    Yvette doesn’t do it for me any more, any growth in my trouser department these days is endogenous

  15. 15
    The populace of the destroyed country formerly known as England says:

    Who would have thought it – the greatest number of “problem families” i.e., scum are in Tower Hamlets, followed by great numbers in all the other hellhole cities – another gift form Labour.

  16. 16
    concrete pump says:

    Some bird called Claire Bellend or summat, click the ‘media’ link at the top of the page and scroll down a bit…

  17. 17
    Gordon Brown says:

    Me so horny! Me boom boom long time! I love you too much! Ten dorra sucky sucky!

  18. 18
    Only in the Graun says:

    Too long.

  19. 19
    The BBC says:

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    Only in the Graun says:

    They don’t have anywhere near 70-100 ‘journalists’.

  21. 21
    Social Engineering Legacy says:

    Labour is the gift that keeps giving.

  22. 22
    Aunty Matter says:

    If Iran get the bomb Israel won’t have any cities at all.

  23. 23
    concrete pump says:

    Fuck me….!!!

  24. 24
    ass ass in says:

    For UK politicians -Spencer Percivel= 1812.
    What a great time to celebrate with another one.

  25. 25
    Social Engineering Legacy says:

    Just shows the politically biased people the BBC have in their employ.

  26. 26
    Little Horn says:

    Your times done triple six head, now fuck off back to your lake of fire.

  27. 27
    Is ?? says:

    your pipe still moist – dried up and itchy?

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    Anon E. Mouse says:

    In the report, GMG say (the newspapers) “will do less, less of what’s called commodity journalism, so that we can do more on our core purpose and the type of journalism that we’re here to do”.

    Which is ?

    This sounds like they will sack real journalists and be just left with their star columnist (Precious Polly), Charlie Brooker, the also-rans on CiF (Moonbat et al.) and a few others from the Johann Hari school of creative writing that fill the rest of the space up.

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    A Reader says:

    There is something very tedious about all the ‘come-ons’ asking people to click through to other places. When you milk you audience for advertising revenue like this they eventually get pissed off with it.

    Just tell us the story straight Guido and stop trying to be clever and manipulative.

  30. 30

    Thanks cp. Nice of whichever Lordship to make it so abundantly clear…

    I had already been there but just got the usual old abuse that you normally get here after 11pm here from some disreputable drunkard.

    Home from home, really. :-)

  31. 31
    The BBC says:

    Its an anniversary. Let’s have a party bobbing about on the Thames in the rain.

  32. 32
    Lord Stansted says:

    For once, I agree with you!

  33. 33
    Those muzees are such pe*ceful people aren't they? says:

    Syrian Defence Minister Daoud Rajiha is killed in a suicide attack on the national security headquarters in Damascus, state TV says.

  34. 34
    anon says:

    Fuck off

  35. 35
    Nullbymouth says:

    Shame it’s not auto erotic

  36. 36
    Louis Mountbatten says:

    Depends on whether you consider my being murdered a “political” assassination, as, although I myself was not a politician per se, the killers certainly were politically motivated.

  37. 37

    That is the response you get when you phone Tourettes Anonymous.

  38. 38
    Gordoom Brown says:

    I’ll write 1,000 words a week free. As long as the theme is always why I was right and everyone else was wrong

  39. 39

    Who will defend the defence ministers?

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    erm... says:

    ***suicide bomber kills Syrian Defence Minister.
    read all about it. The struggle to renew…refresh….oneself is harsh.
    out there. regeneration is brutal.

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  42. 42
    Gordoom Brown says:

    I have a full mental jacket.
    Its white. With straps at the back.

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    Pays yer money and takes yer pick says:

    Robin Cook? The Kelly fellow? The Hairy Knees MP bloke at the Palace of Westminster?

  44. 44
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    Media Guido = 60p every Sunday

  45. 45
    Liam Fox MP says:

    Et tu, crmm?

  46. 46
    Guardian Media says:

    Is advertising revenue that cash you get from the taxpayer to show public sector vacancies that could be found on a website for free?

    Its brilliant, isn’t it? Without that we’d be sunk.

  47. 47
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    The Syrian rebels this morning
    have managed to blow up the Defense ministry (the most secure building in Syria)and wiping out The Defense minister
    ,severely injuring the Intelligence minister and the minister for the Interior

    Well Done , President Arsehead must be shitting himself !

  48. 48

    G4S apologises for the failure to adequately protect the defence minister.

    {can we still have our 57 million quid though? After all, up until today we were doing quite a good job}

  49. 49
    Ken Livingstone says:

    I’m available for a chat if you want to tighten up your security

  50. 50
    The Royal Hangers-On says:

    Roughly a quid for every person in the country which has to cringe with embarrassment at their inept performance.

    Seems fair.

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    Suicide bombing for democracy says:

    Our bent western political classes must be in something of a quandary over Syria. Normally all they have to do is plant a few propaganda stories in the media, get some stooge like hague to spout a load of bollox about democracy, and lo and behold the plebs are out in the streets waving flags and screaming for intervention à la Kosovo.

    Well not any more they aint. The realisation that our leaders at lying, self serving pieces of garbage engaged in shit stirring abroad, and ethnic replacement at home is growing.

  52. 52
    Assad says:

    anybody tries to suicide bomb me and it will be the last thing they do.

  53. 53
    Trahison des Clercs says:

    John Smith, add him to the list

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