Guido got his hopes up when he saw that Gordon Brown would be appearing in the dock in a Kuala Lumpur court, but sadly the Prime Mentalist will only be a witness rather than a suspect. According to Malaysian newspaper The Sun Daily, Gordon has been summoned by the defence in a bizarre sedition trial halfway across the planet. At least that gives him another chance to rack up some more air miles…
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Gordon should be in jail or hangin from lampost
Pity the poor defendant if they are having to rely upon Gormless Gordon, aka Jonah. They can probably already set the date of their own trip to the gallows.
Sorry, but when I saw the words “Gordon Brown” and “sedition”, well, I couldn’t resist looking up the fourth verse:
Lord, grant that Marshal Wade,
May by thy mighty aid,
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush,
and like a torrent rush,
Rebellious Scots to crush,
God save the King.
I wonder why they don’t reintroduce that stanza into the National Anthem?
Perfect.
And General Wade, an Englishman, built all Scotchland’s roads…
C’mon Para!
Get those chippy scotch bastards! I’ve got my hero General Wade onto it again…
I must protest Mr Fawkes!
A very serious crime has been committed, someone in your office has posted a blog about Gordon without attaching a “twat watch” tag!
I hope for full and in-depth inquiry into shambles and the responsible intern sacked!
Let’s hope Gordooooom is treated with similar respect…..
I was very annoyed that the people of Britain were not more grateful.
I had to go and walk on Obama beach to calm down.
They declared war on me that day. I swear I will destroy them.
I and my boys are grateful Gordon. As long as the asylum seekers keep coming form the Home Office, we will keep sending you your cheque, even though your are not in power any more. After all, it was your idea in the first place. Boaz.
How come politicians get charged air fares in the 10s of thousands that I get charged in the hundred and the hotels charge them more over one night than they charge me for a fortnight on full board?
Would expenses have something to do with it? Surely Gordon is a frugal man and would never expect the public to provide him with anything more than basic.
Don’t forgot Gordon has to take his therapist, two nurses, his praise-singer and a bottom-wiper.
And Sue. Someone has to be blamed when it all goes wrong.
You are all being extremely rude and nasty to this much lauded man, Gridiron Brown I do believe you are all bigots!
I’ve always admired Gideon Brown for his acute economic brain
Chav by name Chave by nature..
If you wer challenged n the reality of a face by face debate would you bhe so brazen? I think not i think you are a poorly educated fwit who likes mouthing off!
Chav by name!
Hello it’s me again
Hellooooo
Isn’t your father almost extinct
Yep ! just about had his chips !
Hello Haddock,
Nice to see you back out on the street again this blog needs characters like you to give us all a bloody good laugh. I always look forward to your hilarious drunken rants. Have a few for the road and give us all the benefit of your glorious pearls of wisdom.
Well done.
The world according to “Haddock” is indeed a strange one !
You can say that again.
Hello cripboy calipers playing up again ?
See you at your plaice for a beer?
Don’t make any Wrasse decisions
Oh! Look! You’ve just spilt it all down your Frontilabrus.
“It is essential that we create a low-carbon economy.”
Let see it start in America
http://news.investors.com/article/618435/201207171745/steep-drop-in-co2-is-due-to-industry-shift-to-natural-gas.htm?src=IBDDAE
Plunge In CO2 Output Due To Natural Gas Fracking
lol
Breaking news Customs and immigration staff have voted to strike , over jobs, pay , conditions etc
we find out tomorrow what and when
looks like someone else is looking for a bonus
Well it can’t be any worse than the status quo, they let every fucker in anyway.
Romanian pick pockets arriving in their thousands , and hoping to make at least £5,000 a piece
Ah the benefits of EU membership !
Fix bayonets!
The Albanian pickpockets already have those….
I’ve heard that concrete pump likes it up him.
So remember if any foreign looking type asks for directions he is probably a Rumanian pickpocket and you should smash him on the nose before he steals your wallet.
That is copyright material, filched from official handbook for Olympic stewards.
Is it written in ‘fluent’ English?
http://www.ons.gov.uk/ons/dcp171778_230307.pdf
Useless idle stupid fuckers, anyway who cares, let all the nig nogs in, watch out for Burka clad athletes…………..
The Saudi ladies swimming team arrive at Heathrow
http://secularright.org/SR/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Burka.jpg
Imagine being trapped on a plane to Africa with Brown in the next seat.
Do BA provide a special cage for him? Is he shipped cargo in his own special box? Do they carry extra restraints in case of a bout of Nokia madness?
Personally I would rather travel with a corpse in the next seat. It would be quieter and there would be more room
Preferably in the wheel well.
D’accord. Gordon Bennet!
Travelling with Brown didn’t seem to bother this lot!!
http://order-order.com/2011/08/25/brown-gets-the-celtic-treatment/
Hope I don’t get seated next to the twat.
And less of a smell.
IF by chance that did happen, you can be 1000% certain your Insurance Policy will be Null & Void, something about putting yourself in dangerous situations…….and of course additional premiums on all future trips……
Wonder how much extra BA has to pay for insurance when & if he’s on board…..of course nothing you could or would advertise otherwise they will lose all of there premium passengers ……….
And the Home Office going on strike too …on a ballot turnout of 20%. Democracy in action
Brilliant. Fewer people granted indefinite leave to remain. They should only open the Home office every other February.
When it’s a leap year..
I deserve to be up in court charged with serial breaches of contract and complete misrepresentation.
Make sure you sign my cheque before you resign , wanker
It shall be fascinating seeing him treated as a credible witness.
With all my connections abroad, I could grease a few palms and get him out of it.
Don’t you have to be of sound mind to be a witness?
I noticed the man of Straw came out of hiding to show his face in the HOC, just before the reccess. Have the rendition allegations been quietly dropped then, or can we still hope he receives just punishment.
I came back on a trip once where Labours Gerald Kaufman slid on board * at the last minute, strangely no one would use the toilet he went into during the flight & most people somehow managed to kick his seat on there way to & from the other loo.
* a lot of the passengers biz class quickly tried to leave the plane once they saw who it was, but the stairs had been quickly removed from the aircraft & door shut, cant think why.
This was the M.E. country where an recent uprising took place against the President
Good old Gerald – represents Gorton but lives in leafy Didsbury. What a fucking trooper – back-to-backs and tower blocks not being his ideal neighbours and all that.
The man’s a complete Hoon.
It’s funny ! The BBC Tosser from watch dog gets jailed for twelve weeks for benefit fraud yesterday for fiddling housing benefit and Council tax
Yet when White feather Straw got caught fiddling his council tax ,
it was a minor oversight !
Its Events Dear Boy……. Events !!!!!!!!
Rest assured this White Feathered Man of Straw will receive all what coming to him at some point………..
A peerage ?
What the fuck is wrong with those French saddo’s ?
Thousands of e’m , going absolutely ape shit with excrement over a few junkies riding bikes
Are their lives really that boring
Possibly more exciting (or excrementing) than twenty-two men running after a bladder.
Arguing over choc-ices.
The cyclists should be armed with clubs to beat the mongs at the road sides.
Or armed with ozzie machine guns so they can cut a path through the muppets
Is Bradley Manning still wearing the red tunic?
I was a fantastic son to my mother
When she was frail and bed ridden ,
I’d carry her down stairs every morning , so she could make my breakfast
Why the fuck do they take steroids to ride a fucking bike? It’s hardly boxing or weightlifting or something where you can understand why they need performance enhancing, it’s just riding a fooking bike down a hill, what a load of fucking pansies and poofs.
I doubt you could ride a bike for 150 miles at 35 mph?
Neither can they without the smack !
Give me a shot and i’ll ride one to the fuckin moon !
I saw a bit of the Tour once, Mr F. B. Society, and a harder bunch of geezers it would be impossible to find outside a maximum security penitentiary in Alabama. Call them pansies at your peril, squire!
Dykes in tights
I like reading a lot of your postings….pretty good std most of the time. Unfortunately this one is an epic fail. You obviously like being a weak and fat cu n tt.
Is he capable of telling the truth?
International perjury is still handsomely paid for by muggings U.K.
He doesn’t know the truth.
Not on Oath, he’s not.
Will Adam Bolton Sky News be appearing in the same Court before McNut as a character witness for him.
Hope he takes a DVD of the interview where McNut gives Adam his Mad Lunatic Evil Eye at the end & scares the shit out of Kay Burley at Sky Centre many miles away…… Great Fun……..
Look forward to see it all on You Tube asap
Sorry that UK Tax Payers will have to fund this fruit cakes trip there wont be much change out of min of £30K expenses.
You mean this one?
Thanks for clip Aunty Matter
The UN Secretary General Ban ki Moon should be sent a copy of
very scary interview with Gordon McNut.Then UN SG will start to realise the great mistake he’s made & the dangers he’s is about to put disadvantage children to if McNut is allowed to swan around the world under UN auspices & starts to have some of his uncontrollable temper outbursts. Plus also the damage he can still do to what’s left of UK’s tattered reputation after his boss the Perma Tanned Bliar bomb the shit out of so many people.
Why the blazes did’nt Cameron, our so called PM, block this nutters UN appointment, proves again why CMD, the out of touch Toff Liar who will only allowed one term and that looks even more likely it will be truncated because of events, outside of his manipulation & control.
We all need to stand up & “VOTE UKIP” who are not perfect & have there
own warts they may not wish to discuss, BUT we need to put an end to
this continuing cycle of these devious manipulators of ConsLieLaborLibDems who’s main asset common to all 3 of them is there Fellowships in Mendacity.
We the great unwashed just cannot afford to continue the luxury of this
manipulated Merry Go Round any longer
Its time for REAL Change & Real Accountability, the latter being back dated so the GUILTY ones are finally brought to book, & WE start to take back OUR COUNTRY.
It never fails to amaze me how he can list things that he completely fucked-up and say he wants to solve them, as if the fuck-ups were nothing to do with him.
I am Godfather to Ed Ball’s Action Man
One lumpur two?
One hump or two ?
MICHIGAN STATE (US) — Marriage doesn’t seem to boost longevity for blacks the way it does for whites, according to a large national study of cohabitating and married couples.
Racists !
Black dads will do anything to get away from their kids.
Q. What’s the definition of confusion?
A. Father’s Day in Hackney.
It’s BABYFATHER. Evry fule kno dat.
A friend of mine knew it was time to emigrate when at his office a white girl asked a white colleague about her white baby, “Ooooose the babyfarva?”
Few cultures have embraced destruction as eagerly as we.
Guido, don’t you mean ‘witless’ rather than ‘witness’?
With no apologies for repetition ……
He’s still more than welcome here at the BBC.
Now all we need is John Reid to be called to account for G4S and Rachel Reeves for her old employer HBOS.
What is it with Labour politicians and dodgy companies?
We’re extremely relaxed about people getting filthy rich.
Relentless troughing whilst dictating to others how to live their lives.
It’s what we do best.
Perhaps the UN could give him some sort of assignment in the near neighbourhood so it won’t be a total waste of time. Failing that, let the Court arrange for out-of-his-Gord to give evidence via teleconferencing, as was done to accommodate Piers Morgan at the Leveson circle-jerk. The time difference being seven hours, Gordon can give his evidence at an ungodly hour and look even more foreboding in his app*earance. I pity whoever it is in whose favour Gordon will be testifying; they’ve got the proverbial snowball’s chance once the Kirkcaldy Kid starts talking.
How about making him UN envoy to Mars?
What has Mars done wrong?
Brown being a woofter would be better off with Uranus.
Where is the nearest black hole? Why don’t we establish diplomatic relations with it and send him along?
We don’t want weird,incompetent losers like him round our way.
He saved the world didnt he? Now he is welcome to come here and save us from global warming.
Hello
Please stop displaying Brown’s photo. It makes me sick at the best of times but just at mealtimes…….please no.
You should see me when I hump a loofah.
Why did the BBC call the payment, that the London transport unions have extorted over the Olympics, a bonus? It is a ransom payment that bus users will have to pay for in higher fares.
Because like the BBC they are thieving c u n t z
The BBC know all about extorting money with menaces.
And top presenters who smugly sit in judgement over other members of society are quite happy to avoid paying their fair share of taxes.
Just imagine if Rupert Murdoch went around saying, “Subscribe to my TV channel or go to prison”, they’d rightly be a fucking revolution, and yet the BBC does just that. You can’t tell me we don’t already live in a nascent marxist state.
I beg to differ. I can say “we don’t already live in a nascent marxist state.” I’d be wrong, of course, but I could say it.
Autistic, moi?
Any fuck that uses Ukip in their name is really dubious, unless they state. UKIP rightwing intellectually deficient right right wing tossers!
I dunno – Farrago was pretty good last night on C4 News – didn’t see why we needed to even think of paying damages over the Mau-Mau.
A sound position, if I may hazard an opinion.
We should now counter-claim from the Kenyans for all the young squaddies they butchered in cold blood.
Well it isnt exactly an answer to my question but what else can you expect from someone who calls himself ‘stupid twat fucks mother’ and abbreviates it.
Of course the left are against blanket stereotyping….
(Except for the whole classwar thingy.)
You whites love to play divide and rule.
Must dash, going to the wall for my kids. The wall of their private school. Where I pick them up.
Lol at your monika. V. Funny.
I hadn’t realised you were an Ozzie!
I think you all owe me a bit of respect. When I was PM, there was none of this trouble with newspapers and banks. Everything went smoothly. Now look what’s happening. It’s a disaster and a disgrace. Nurse? Who’s that woman and those two little boys?
Since The Sun defected to the Tories, newspapers are bad, especially if they are popular, have large circulations and make a profit.
The first bank run in over 200 years on your watch was down to Thatcher.
She started in America.
Talking of fat jock retarded mongs, Alex Salmond has just been on Sky News wanking on about how wonderful an independent Scotland will be…..so long as we English let them use our currency and allow Scotland to use the Bank of England to bail them out.
Thing is you can just see Cam-moron and Red Ed going along with it. An independent Scotland going on a public sector spending spree using the English credit card.
Independence for Scotland NOW.
Is that the same Bank of England that was founded by errrr a Scot ?
Is this the same Bank of England that has bailed out fucking shit jock banks that failed?
I see Scotchland has slipped into recession again, though I’m not sure how they can tell.
If Scotchland has at least one big bank which is not being bailed out by the taxpayer then it is not in recession.
Only half the mars bar fryers are in use
“An independent Scotland going on a public sector spending spree using the English credit card.”
And that will be different to now… how exactly?
Wanted Despot (four positions)
Due to unforeseen retirement we are please to offer vacancies for the following
Minister for the Interior
Minister for Defence
Assistant vice president
Presidential brother in law
all positions are open to Ex Labour war mongers circa 1997/2009
and come with excellent remuneration package , salary , company tank and brand new fully refurbished office
Duties will include torchering and murdering civilians ,rape, pillage , plunder
and weekly denial press conferences
Apply President Arsehead PO box 1 Damascus
Guido.. A right wing Hunt.. intellectually inept..Supported and approved by fwits who would remain silent in real life for fear of being silenced by superior intelligence.. The internet .. With good comes the ” excrement”
Gordon is a cuпt.
How Erudite, how typical of the scum that follows the cross eyed fat faced guido!
errrrrrrrr ERUDITE IS THAT A TYPE OF GLUE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Well for you that might be so.. lol.. By the way i think you have giverbn birth to your sister . AGAIN! Best go back and screw your mother. I know shes is so pig ugly but its the only way to increase your clan!
Your not to bright, are you st fm..?
Leave him alone, Herr Pump. Lady Martin and I tune in to his radio station every evening when we drink our Ovaltine.
errrrrrrrrrrrrrr I do have MOTHER tattooed on my knuckles !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Can anyone join in the abuse here, wankface?
errrrrrrr HELLO CRMM. KNOCK YOURSELF OUT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS – VOTE UKIP
You are Jimmy having a Tourettes attack and I claim my 5 Tongan Paʻanga.
What yo on about blood… Who dis jimmy cat…? is he down with it like me or is he shagging his brothers, sisters hairdressers butchers parasitologists uncle???
Anyway time for my bath salts, they calm me down …
The probable answer to all your questions is yes.
If I was not seriously brain damaged and certifiably insane I would PMSL. But instead I have shit myself again.
omfgffsstfu lmfto
Well he is, isn’t he?
Ho hum, Givern that most persons on this site are in awe or supportive of this prick Guido.. It is logical that yo ua are less so than me.. LOL.
Have fun having fun with your mother/father.. IT is what you lot are good at..
Pedantic Usage of English is another of your indicatives and i guess that is what you are commenting on.. So very sad.
FFS I need a pay rise.
…Dribbled the spacktard, blindly punching bile into his blackberry as he nursed the pint of snakebite that’s been warming for the last hour, waiting desperately in the pub for the friends he doesn’t have.
st fm stfu.
Your real name is Cletus Delroy Spuckler and I claim my 5 simpsons DVD’s
I’ve always thought using lots of dots to be a bit naff.
Come on in its nearly bedtime, and don’t forget to put your bedding in the washer on a 90C wash otherwise it will stink
You’re a bigot!
Classic vid!
PLEASE can you post a DANGER sign
to make us aware of really INDECENT IMAGES
coming up of this OLD Scottish FAGGOT !!
That will be of helpful for high BP suffers
Thank you
You can’t hide your lingua you absolute prick
Boo-Hoo that’s life.
Grow a thicker skin.
like a chancre
HIV is worse
Fuck off
Whilst we’re on the subject of fat thieving Labour bastards
Best thing that ever happened to the FAT FUCK she now earns shit loads more money from the political arm of labour the BBC
every time you flick on BBC TV or radio the Bag of Vomit is making another programme or giving an interview
But the public will never forget that she claimed her husband’s porn on expenses.
Homo erectus.
Homo habilis recursans, if you please.
I can imagine homo cum quatiens dexteram.
Come again ?
Is he still a closet Wanker then ??
I am a wanker.
Stupid, thieving bitch !
Bet you would still rather “knock one out” that climb on that gert sack of shit
Just pay it back to us you fucking thieving Labour bitch!
Minus the 88p bath plug as it will be full of minge hair by now
And Richards Butt Plug
Oh and found this little on on Youtube as well.
10/10
10/10 from me too Aunty Matter. What a shame this can’t be put on the television, like they have those party political 2 minute broadcasts.
G4S are crap.
That’ll be £50,000.00.
Oh shit, not the NHS again
And our top story tonight, millions of people have said Gordon Brown has serious questions to answer after it emerged he was flying around the world at taxpayers’ expense whilst neglecting his duties as an MP. This comes on top of other serious questions he has to answer, including serious questions about being in office when major financial corruption and money laundering took place in the years 1997-2010, and serious questions to answer about his role in more than two dozen mobile phone related injuries.
Let us have a judge-led inquiry. Either that or a new commission “chaired” by Suzi
LeatherQuattro.How can I sing Can the Can when she’s sitting on my face?
You’ve got it all wrong — you should be sitting on her face, then the singing can proceed unimpeded.
I used to have a gf just like her – same first name even – but she could not play the guitar unfortunately.
Bet she could play the Furry Banjo though ?
Mornin mate !
Mornin mate, now fuck off.
@Frankie She kept it very neatly trimmed and I ran my bow against it many thousands of delightful times.
If I have to go to Umpa Lumpa I will reach out as the UN emperador for kiddies by taking some pork and alcohol.
On second thought, stay home, Gordon. We’re doing all right as is with Mr Wonka– we shouldn’t like to have Mr Wanker come in and bollocks things up!
http://www.vegaschatter.com/files/63189/willywonka.jpg
“Halfway across the planet.” Wrong planet!
Don’t forget to pack a turd so you can remember your name at immigration.
He is alleged to have committed an act of seditious tendency by writing a letter to Gordon Brown, then Prime Minister of United Kingdom, at 10, Downing Street, London.
Shouldn’t that be the other way round?
More lefty bollocks on the BBC, some shite on BBC 3 about ‘freedom of speech’ needless to say the audience is very very ‘un white’
Don’t watch a channel that will make you cross.
Life’s too short.
Indeed, stop paying the fuckers and stop watching their propaganda.
Can we not put him on trial for treason here?
Once PM your protected forever, more’s the pity *points at Tony Blair*.
One of the definitions I’d apply to a dictatorship.
Who is that man ?
‘Are they planning to go to University ?’
To join the hundreds of thousands on Libor’s scrapheap.
That wacist woman!
Just consider.
If you took every square inch of land on the planet, every place covered in water too. All the available raw materials in the ground and under the sea. All the deposits in bank accounts, all the assets held by the world’s governments, corporations and private individuals. All the contents of museums and art galleries everywhere. All the value of stocks in public and private companies. All cash held by anyone. Every diamond, ruby, emerald. Every block of gold or part thereof. Insurance companies’ investments. The entire world real estate. Every vehicle, plain and train and all the rolling stock. Even the shirt off your back.
Cash it all in. Shedloads of cash. It still would not be enough to finance all Gordon Brown’s mad plans for 12 months.
And he only got away with it thanks to the backing of current Labour hierarchy Millibandwagon,Balls and Cooper.
Your comment this morning about Blair and corruption set me wondering :
Was Blair’s meeting with the Pope really about him converting to Catholicism or was it really the Evil One trying to convert the Pope to Blairism ?
Someone who stages a Second Coming easily trumps Christ’s Vicar On Earth.
Hmm … he certainly crawled out from behind a stone.
Sometimes when my poo is yellow it reminds me of gold and I want to sell it, Do you want to buy my yellow poo ? Mostly tho’ it is a Brown colour which reminds me it is mine. I did that
There are some other things that I did that weren’t quite as clever apparently but I’ve been told not to think about those things.
It’s nice and quick driving in London on those lanes with circles in them. Anyone want to buy a Lebanese registered Toyota Landcruiser, BTW?
Has Clarkson been anywhere near it ?
He will be when he discovers that they can’t touch you for it.
Now! Want a Lebanese driving licence as well? £500.
CD plates and full credentials? £25,000
We do take cash.
Euros or Real money ?
Either will do. I give 0.66p for a Euro currently. Did I mention there was a peer surcharge?
What do you take me for ? I’ve already been given a hair-cut. Haven’t I suffered enough ?
I prefer to pay in hashish, can I have 666D999 ?
it reminds me of my wives
lol funnier would have been if I had said it reminds me of my family. oh well another opportunity lost.
My mother, god bless her suicide vest, used to suck my private part when I was a baby to give me pleasant dreams and to stop my crying, my brother Mustav used to watch from his cot and later he would come to my cot and continue sucking my private. this gave me happy sleeps. now that we are in ours 20′s I am not sure that it is right that Mustav go down on me but mother says that it is normal. Tomorrow my new friend is giving me a special waistcoat. I will report back how it looks on me.
You are from Tower Hamlets, aren’t you?
I can tell.
My mother used to suck my private part when I was a baby to give me pleasant dreams and to stop my crying, my brother Mustavawank used to watch from his cot and later he would come to my cot and continue sucking my private. this gave me happy sleeps. now that we are in our 20′s I am not sure that it is right that Mustavawank go down on me night after night but mother says that it is normal. Tomorrow my religious mentor is giving me a special waistcoat. I will report back how it looks on me.
Surely those circles are Lebanese Loops ?
Nah! You can’t smoke those…
Did it come with the pepper pot finish as standard ?
Black pepper or white pepper???
Dunno, but the harlequin who did it probably got charged when he salted the battery.
What’s the betting Clarkson has devised a topgear challenge on how to exploit the Zil Lanes?
Gordoom is a complete English hater from his birth to right now,it is ingrained in him to hate the English.
The backward society looking people who are Jocksters need to get into the 21st century and smell the coffee.
Salmonid iss an ass hole only interested in his own fortunes,the guy is a latter day so called Robert the Bruce/William Wallace dreamer,if the majority of Jocksters fall for this guys inane ramblings,well I for one will conclude that they are thick.
The so called hated English made Jockland what it is today,latterly do you remember folks the Barnett formula,which exsists to this day.
This discredited formula is long past it’s sell by date,and this arrangement gives Jockland many advantages that right now don’t apply to ENGLAND.
I for one wish that they would p–s off and do their own thing and then they will see whitch side their bread is buttered on.
Good night to all and sleep tight.
Salmond and his Scots Nats are well aware of the advantages.
That’s why any referendum on independence won’t be held for years so they can carry on milking the English for every penny while complaining about us at every opportunity.
You ungrateful English Hunt.
I got to the Wimbledon finals on your English money.
Bastards ! Give me some more !
Here Here……well said
Is’nt that CAMERON old Jock’s Name then ?
Look at all the damage he’s doing to us
by squeezing us Dry with TAX TAX TAX………
If the Jocks do decided to cut their Free flowing Sterling
Umbilical Pipe Line I Cerainly hope they do…..cant we
Throw in CMD as a BONUS ??
So we KILL two Old tarts with One Stone……..
Anyone approaching 50 out there? You should be taking the new life prolonging Polypill. It has three blood pressure-lowering drugs and a cholesterol-lowering statin.
Polypill Plus has added Viagra to increase the blood pressure again.
Who needs Viagra?
IVY!! Have I taken my Polypill yet?
I am approaching 50 – but from the wrong direction. Where does that leave me?
Come on in. We are here to rip you off.
Ever since the local doctors has been sending out junk mail by the ton to come in and take this test and that test, fill in the questonaire and enter a prize draw. I’ve become a tad sceptical of their moyives.
Have you Made your WILL ???
Leaving everything you own plus bequeathing everything
your family’s futures generations may acquire to the Mother STATE ???
If not why Not ??
Get on with it before we VISIT You…….
twins ?
What is it with these Socialists that they say one thing in public but in private send their kids to public school and employ servants to look after them?
Too much champagne?
Our chauffeur had to take our nanny to Chelsea and then the au pair had to take her some food cooked by our chef.
Who made the nanny pregnant anyway?
Did convention hold and the Speaker remain unopposed?
She’s got some Brass ! and some lead pipe and a bit of copper cable “to be sure”
Newsnight interview with Alistair Burt. Script could have been written by the 2012 scriptwriters. brilliant. Only wish i knew how to capture on a youtube.
And Bill Clinton has just said that Nelson Mandella’s colour looked better !!
Must say I’m shocked. I haven’t paid any attention to Clinton since he left office and that is the first interview with him I have watched since. In my mind until now the image of “read my lips Bill” has been the man who did not have sexual relations with that woman and it was shocking to see that he is now a frail old man.
Yes that goes to Prove that Long Thick Hand Rolled Cigars
fondled by Monica are a real danger to your longevity………
A.I.D.S effect is just a side issue……..
I’m putting one up on ebay. DNA authenticated.
And what about your infamous Dress ??
Is that still in the CIA vaults in Virginia ??
PS Not implying you are a untouched Virgin
as my kid brother Big Dick had you years ago
behind the old bike shed…but as everyone has
ridden you perhaps you are unable to recall this
big cock up….
The upside is that there are many more virgins in Arkansas now that their ex-Senator can’t run faster than they can.
The way I heard it originally:
“Definition of a [select rural Southern State] virgin = a teenager that can outrun her Pappy.”
(A bit rougher than your version, CRMM!)
The humour lies in the knowledge that there is some truth disclosed thereby.
really ? ( don’t have a telly ) is he not looking good ? I am a bit distressed, being a baby boomer myself, I have a great fondness for Bill
Yes really. I’m afraid the sight old Bill now is not a cheery thing for Baby Boomers. On the lighter side, his missus is holding up well though.
My wife knows Alistair Burt from when he was a sprog !
Clinton, did I actually ‘ entertain’ this old buffoon.
Its a toss-up as to whether Monika has aged better or worse than Bill.
In a manner of speaking.
I’ve been on here for a couple of weeks and to me it seems like a reasonable cross section of opinion so I wonder is why this Brown character is still walking the streets and not locked up.
Cameron is an active supporter of “We are all in this Together”
as long as it does not involve him…….
More to the point, I wonder why Dave could not beat him outright. Gordon was every opposition leader’s dream incumbent.
Strip out the Postal Voters and the Tories would probably have won by a landslide.
Yes that took a great deal of time & effort to get all postal
votes in on time even though they were posted months & months
before the election was called, thats the problem with snail mail
its so bloody slow.
Thats why we have already posted 10 million postal
votes for the 2015 election which Red ED will win with a massive
landside victory with a small amount of help from the BBC.
The Tories & Lib Dems will not win a seat between
them & they all lose there deposits so we will have the first true one party
state out of all EUSSR since the 1930′s
Only 10 million?
…plus the effect of rigged constituencies, which introduced a systemic bias – the same thing which gave Blair his original victory over poor, satirist-besmirched John Major.
If there was a shred of doubt that the LibDems retained any taint of honesty, their threat to block boundary reform removes it.
“reasonable cross section of opinion”
lol
Brown, Balls and Milibandwagon all have questions to answer.
In government they were a total shambles.
No-one dares lay a finger on him – it’s like King Midas in reverse.
Some of us still have Vintage Guido to remember and savour , the screen , the muffled voice , drink and acid house club confessions , schillings law suits , Mcbride and Draper . Old holborn , alas found his shangrila , the MPs expenses was perhaps his finest hour . I dont know where to start on what his best post ever is , as for balance ….. its a shame you missed what it was like on here before the election , Guido could be quite the blade , and if you owned a site and he blogged on it , was major street cred , but we more of a rabble in those days , political blogging was as near to Robin Hood as you could feel .
Alegra Stratton earning her 30 pieces of tax free silver
Conceived in the back of an …..
Is that physically possible ?
Bend over sonny and I’ll show you the silver ware!
Reports out of Italy are stating for the first evertime in its long and demonically corrupt history, the Vatican was raided by Italian police on July 5, 2012, who were searching for evidence in an ongoing money laundering scandal growing worse by the week for the Holy See. (Here is the original report on an Italian news channel, TGCOM 24.)
http://www.tgcom24.mediaset.it/cronaca/lazio/articoli/1051605/vaticano-perquisizioni-della-gdf.shtml
Money laundering???? First HSBC, now the Vatican!
Sell High. Buy Low.
Sell Gold. Buy Banks.
It will take time but that is the way to go now.
All you have to do then is work out how you can live for another hundred years in order to make a profit.
You only reinforce my post. Buy at the time of most pessimism and sell at the time of most optimism.
Of course no one knows when most is but I reckon the banks are close to rock bottom plus or minus a few years.
My thought developed along the lines that McBrown had claimed to have abolished boom and bust when in fact all he abolished was optimism. Ergo, we are in a long cycle of bust not hugely dissimilar to Japan’s two lost decades of deflation.
I may be a bit out of it now but I cannot see how we can break out of it for at least two decades and possibly much longer. The only volatility we get now is a knee-jerk reaction to anything that might have been published five minutes ago.
It is way beyond my inadequate powers to see through this veritable thicket of non-information and chaotic occurrences. There are no detectable patterns which I can identify. Why should banks not stay on the floor for another five years? Or even drop further? What other malpractices are lurking away there waiting for someone to blow the whistle about?
I don’t believe anything I hear nowadays and even dismiss most of what I see.
off planet growth solves all problems. no pollution on the planet, population growth is diverted off planet. Humongous amounts of free shit if you can get there. simples
Cost/benefit switch-over point a century away at least IMO.
‘Sunny Dave’ Cameron shares your outlook – unless you are he?
Did you think that way with Railtrack and Northern Rock and Lloyds and RBS?
I doubt we have seen the end of the pain or the revelations for banks. There is still lot of dirt to come out yet. And with western economies in so much debt and having to print billions of new currency just to keep afloat, gold is one of the only safe investments. Meanwhile the Eurozone shambles drifts on dragging more and more economies into its black hole.
Seriously anybody who thinks the current financial crisis is anywhere near to being resolved is deluded and listening far too much to the same economists who failed to see the problems that unregulated banks and the Euro would cause.
Jacqui Smith down in the Smoke doing the Sky Paper review. I doubt Murdoch will pay her to stay at her sister’s.
Amazing the languages this woman can speak:
http://tinyurl.com/c5j2wbg
She’s shown as saying, ‘Denis didn’t want the eight annoying English children.’ Sadly, about as funny as Rich and Mark.
She might be as mad as a bucket of frogs
but she can still remember to claim £109,000 expenses
Firm leadership required. Cameron must now step in and take over Olympic jitters.
Firm leadership required. Cameron must now step down.
The true cost of Gordon Browns and Labours polices , will be a most interesting topic someday , the Pm thinks we may be looking at 2020 before things become better , as Ken Clark said 7yrs to put it right , which is roughly half the time again that labour was in office , we have ended up loaning £40bn to the IMF , quite a few £bn lost on nationalisation of 50% of uk banking sector , and other banks still on repair of balance sheets to have capital reserves for risks they were taking . We now hear Scicilly may be in trouble before Spain and In France it could yet wash up there .
If you think back to his public order legislation , i wonder if he knew such a monumental loss of the nations finances would lead to to problems .
We are paying for Labours policies , somthing I doubt I can forgive , even though for some it all seems so long ago , they managed to corrupt just about every government department they ran , up pops Tony in his capsule , totally oblivious that 10s of millions of people have been crapped on big time , because , he did nothing about EU debts , He did nothing about UK debts when PM , literally from the moment he was plotted against and separted , to 2020 will be near 12 yrs of repair and slog , near enough the whole time Labour were in office , “Things can only get better” if only we had known it was a big lie right from 1997 .By the way I ended up with £12mn , while all of you who kept voting for me , ended up in the gutter . What a wikipedia entry .
I know its difficult not be cynical when Banks CEOs have multi £mn bounus , but i genuinely felt , that there was an effort from BOE and Mr Tyrie in quisitions , to not only lift the drains , but perhaps consider how much they had been bored out to , to accomdate Labours polices , hard to quantify just how much he manged to get to the nations financial drains .
So do we get to 2020 , and Ed milliband gets into office on the promise , that building a series of atmopshere controllers and flying saucer cars and free cosmetic surgery for all , and it will all be forgotten . I briefly entertained what a Tony vs Dave PMqs would be like , perhaps it would be novel first few times , like a former champions tennis show match , but then somehow you know , that Dave would have to win and we would see that expression that Tony had , when he lost control of the lib lab pact , the brownites were coshing the Balirites and those cold exchanges that took place in the months before Tony stepped down , and without ever being elected , the man who managed to empty a whole nations future , took office , to lead in in the very maelstrom of finance he had helped engineer .
The brief I presume was that we needed an iron Cancellor in tough times , someone who had been to appear so competant by the press in his chancellor years , the conservatives never doubted his spending plans were made up .
I hope the banking commision has some thoughts about what they know , that happened , it perhaps my be nice to consider if all those mutual societies and mergers that the ruin waived on as good for the nation , were not just the begining of his totally mad attempt at socialism and EUSSR . In a bizarre way coalition politics has saved the lib dems , from any questions about what they understood what Labour were doing to the finances in the Lib Lab Pact , I mean if some of think Labour should be strung up for all the years of pain , seems a shame not consider how short the collbaoraters spoon in the jam pot was , in actuality .
i wonder what happened to those countries where Gordon and Tony helped write the debt off , only 5 yeras later from saving those countries and we had the biggest debts abd deficets going , there is perhaps a lesson in it, even big lies can be found out in the end
Briefly
1. Some will think you are overdoing it in your first paragraph. IMO you have underestimated the recovery time. It could take half a century or more.
2. We have had almost five years of ghastly revelations, popping out of the woodwork one by one, each one showing complete areas of civic and commercial life to be swarming with maggots. What makes you think we have uncovered the full extent of the depth and breadth of these exposures?
Soros analysed the 2008 crash as a 60 year bubble……..
It must be the perspective that age brings.
Caramba! Isn’t that BT Infinity advert both misogynist and racist, portraying young women and Spanish people as exploiters and spongers?
My fellow mock Conservatives and I have almost completed what Liebour started. We’ve started packing our bags and we’ll be heading off for Oblivion shortly.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/motoring/news/9409162/New-toll-plan-could-see-motorists-pay-for-upgraded-roads.html
Fuck you ‘Dave’ – you shallow pasty faced arse hole! Take your mock copns and join the fire with Gorodn!
Can’t we just beg NASA to put Brown on one of their rockets and send him into outer space aiming right towards a Black Hole?
No need for that, I’ve succeeded in creating a black hole right here on Earth.
No more Big Bang – we’re Bust.
Your as bad as lunatic Brown wasting money, can’t you come up with a better proposal that costs the taxpayer a few pence.
? Burning at the stake + you get heat and light
Actucally a bit shocked that got through! – it’s got the dreaded eee aaaa combo – something about a (not east) Indy re cypee ? Didn’t spot til after
you know in “silence of the lambs”, there’s an offer of a place with a view of a tree, and it turns out to be a god forsaken toxic island somewhere in the middle of nowhere. Somewhere like that.
(for any dim buggers out there, this is a feeder for jokes about dire places in the UK).
What has the other dimension he might travel to done to deserve Gordon?
Never mind, if he fucks up their economy too he can claim it all started in this dimension.
No.
Well yes. We could beg them, but they don’t have any spacecraft to take people 200km from earth, never mind quite a few light years away. HTH.
If they wouldn’t have me lighting the flame, then I’m not coming.
See how they like that.
Stop throwing your toys out of the pram little man, or no crumpets for tea!
Thats because the mascots were modeled on him !
http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/pictures/2010/5/19/1274285483839/The-London-2012-Olympic-m-011.jpg
Get Britain out of Europe.
If it win’s votes then it will be Nasty Party policy !
I too, – like Gordon Brown, – am full of shit!
David Cameron is visiting Afghanistan.
Will their suffering never end ?
HUGE ICEBERG BREAKS OFF FROM GREENLAND!
Global warming innit?
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-18896770
2 Irish guys are stranded on an iceberg. One turns to the other and says,
“we’re saved, we’re saved, here comes the Titanic”
= Laughing Twat