July 18th, 2012

Farage Confirms Guido Eastleigh Rumours

Following on from Guido’s story earlier in the week that Nigel Farage could stand in a potential by-election in Eastleigh, the UKIP leader has dropped a huge hint that he would be interested in Chris Huhne’s seat:

I have absolutely no idea what is going to happen with Chris Huhne’s case but if Chris is found not to have told the truth then it is clear that his position as MP for this town will be untenable. So we face the prospect perhaps of an Eastleigh by-election – it could happen in October or November this year, perhaps spring next year but be assured if and when there is an election we will give it everything we have got.

You heard it here first…


  1. 1
    Lord Hope beacon of multiculturalism says:



    • 82
      Hang The Bastards says:

      First UKIP MP…. He would be a welcomed site in our house of self serving lying bastards


      • 101
        Border Terrier says:

        Farage is also a thieving bastard as he takes the European shilling [£100k+] knowing that he will not do any of the work he is paid to do.

        As said somewhere else; he takes the gravy as he spits in the soup.


        • 111
          GeoffS says:

          . . . think you’ll find that Farage is one of the few MEP’s that regularly attend Council in order to challenge the van Rumpoy’s and Barroso’s and their troughing. That his efforts rarely get reported in the UK is down to pro-European: most notably the BBC that also has an vastly excessive number of journos/editors/producers/directors on the EU gravy-train.
          YOu can check Farage’s EU activity on You Tube – its worth viewing as his speeches frequently cause a stir – ridiculing the gargantuan carve-up causes mirth among the sincere guys and squirming embarrassment among the so-called EU leadership. . . . and no I’m not particularly a Farage fan – but in the interesets of balance and fairness its important to get the story straight don’t you think?


        • 113
          Bendigeiduran says:

          What are you to do when wanting to make a point in a forum you think should not control your country? Should the SNP, Plaid Cymru, the SDLP be like Sinn Fein and refuse to take their seats? Should they simply refuse to stand?
          If you are in politics and sincere it’s because you wouldn’t start from where you are: you want things to change.


    • 105
      taC eht abbaJ says:

      Crash test dummy Farage won’t stand, as he will lose and make his position as leader of the kippered pygmies even more untenable.

      Oh, and he still hasn’t published his expenses…



  2. 2
    Peter says:

    It will be a flying visit.


  3. 3
    Vicky Pryce says:

    My husband made me do it


  4. 4
    concrete pump says:

    Go for it Nige…!


  5. 5
    Let's all go and help him at the by-election says:


    (Subject to Mr Huhne being innocent until proven guilty)


    • 43
      Lord Jensen Interceptor says:

      We do not need to try Huhne. He’s guilty. Jail the fucker for 50 years.


    • 102
      Four-eyed English Genius says:

      He is guilty of being a Huhne!


    • 103
      Disgruntled Sheffielder says:

      This fish faced twat fiddles his expenses and banks off shore and does nothing before he gets into parliament- what’s he going to be like when he is? Are you totally off your head?


      • 112
        GeoffS says:

        nicely balanced view that . . . chip on both shoulders eh? Smellest-thou the green-eyed monster?


  6. 6
    Axe The Telly Tax says:


  7. 7
    Nullbymouth says:

    Spring next year !!!!

    Who the hell does Huhne think he is a footballer?


  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    “You heard it here first…”

    Does guessing count as an exclusive?!


  9. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    Mr Garage would be a welcome addition to the HofC. Would he get a question every week at PMQ’s.


    • 29
      misterned says:

      nope. Neither do the Green, the DUP or any of the other smaller parties. he might get called occasionally, be he will not be entitled to a question every week.


  10. 11
    Anonymous says:

    His position as MP for any town will be untenable if he is found guilty.


  11. 12
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    David Laws is also very interested in Chris Huhne’s “seat”


    • 16

      But will Huhne go down?


    • 45
      Big Momma says:

      If I was resident in Eastleigh then I would vote for Farage based on 3 points.
      He has more guts than most of the MP’s; it would be another loss to the Limp Dims; would give both Conservatives and Labour a kick up the arse.
      Probably if he gets it then he will be bullied and ostracized as most of the few independent MP’s have in the Westminster brothel.
      He could make himself a darling of the BBC much like that motormouth Lucas of the Green Party, but even she had enough of them.


  12. 13
    Raving Loon says:

    Every real conservative will be rooting for Nigel.


    • 104
      bandersnatch says:

      Nige has been on the box a lot recently, as a pundit on topics other than the EU. Anyone know why he was chosen to spar with some lady professor- historical- researcher on the topic of the British government and the Mau Mau insurgency in Kenya many moons ago?


  13. 14
    Dave is a wet! says:

    Anything Gorgeous George can do Flying Nigel can do better.


  14. 15
    Fish says:

    What have the poor fuckers in Eastleigh done to deserve, first Huhne and then Sqn Ldr Farridge? Poor sods.


    • 54
      Pundit Too. says:

      Nothing like Kirkaldy, West Bromwich, Preston, and many of the dire poor cities and towns in the north brought down through Liebor neglect and mismanagement?


    • 76
      Archer Karcher says:

      A better question would be what have the poeople of Eastleigh done to deserve being represented by the anti-British, LabLibCon alliance of traitors, thieves and liars?


      • 78
        Archer Karcher says:



        • 96
          Anonymous says:

          Archer, please remember to use the “Preview” button to assess the need for any corrections to your comments. Only click the “Submit Comment” button when satisfied.


      • 98
        The Golem says:

        Allowing themselves to be fooled by the mainstream media again and again, but accepting reality is a big leap for most folk. +1 for where your coming from.


  15. 17

    I Wouldn’t mind his seat , so long as i don’t have to take on his Munters as well


  16. 18
    The irony says:


    • 23
      Loungelizard says:

      Is this woman’s mouth attached to anything or does it just flap about in the wind?


    • 24
      Wishfull Thinking says:

      I used to think you were an Angel. Now I wish you were.


    • 33
      The Sun says:

      LABOUR are considering plans to slap an extra tax on fizzy drinks in a bid to tackle Britain’s obesity crisis.

      Shadow public health minister Diane Abbott floated the idea to the party’s policy review after studying similar initiatives abroad.

      But horrified shadow cabinet members have warned the scheme could become “Labour’s Pasty Tax” as it would increase the cost of popular drinks like Coke and Tango.

      A spokesman for Ms Abbott confirmed she was exploring the policy.



      • 37
        Nullbymouth says:

        I propose that any weight gain of an individual becoming an MP should be surgically removed without anaesthetic


      • 52
        annette curton says:

        And my, what a big shadow, never heard of diet coke?.


        • 57
          Nullbymouth says:

          Quite how someone can field a morbidly obese individual as shadow health minister is beyond me. She should either show us by example or STFU


          • annette curton says:

            To my knowledge there are zero calories in “Fizz”, a tax on sugar however, why not, taxed to death on every other fucking thing (20% VAT on condoms).


      • 89
        Fish says:

        Hey, a Tango Tax!

        Better still why not get HMRC to weigh each tax payer and their families on the 5th April each year and add 1p to their tax rate for every unit of BMI above 25.

        Abbott should be able to clear the deficit for us in a couple of years


    • 55
      fucked off says:

      Look in the mirror you incompetent arse hole.


  17. 19
    Gordon Brown says:

    We have begun our descent to Poundland, where the current weather is all Kirkaldy, and we will be in the gate in about twenty minutes


  18. 21

    That’s if “everything we have got” = Nigel Farage. Oh, wait…


  19. 22

    Watch the G4S promo video (Starring Seb Coe ) Before it’s withdrawn LoL !


  20. 26

    Whoops cocked my name up


  21. 28
    I Pay But Have No Say says:

    not bein funy like but Huhne is close to hun is he one?


  22. 31
    Aunty Matter says:

    Loony tunes alert

    Morgan Freeman making a total c u nt of himself on Sky News claiming that the Tea Party are ‘killers’


    • 35
      Obama supporter says:

      They are.


      • 83
        Archer Karcher says:

        Thankyou, you have just confirmed you are a prize idiot. Please collect your Obumma foodstamps on your way to the unemployment line comrade. Feel free to drink the Koolaid whilst waiting inline with the 26 million others.


    • 36
      Loungelizard says:

      In the wrong hands Earl Gray can be pretty poisonous stuff.


    • 46

      He should stick to doing those car insurance ads.


      • 49
        Gordon Brown says:

        I’d like to go to Shawshank Prison.


      • 51
        Nullbymouth says:

        Its the green tea party you need to be worried about. You cant even use boiling hot water!!


        • 77
          Lunatics like this man don't do the movement any favours says:


          • Archer Karcher says:

            His reaction was a little OTT, however he had lived under communism and escaped, so is entitled to want to vent against those who wish to enslave humanity again.
            He had the best lines too ” I fought for this country, I fought for freedom, what have you ever done for this country parasite?”

            Beautiful put down and of course, completely unanswerable from said lefty parasite.


  23. 34

    Now that the bastards have fooked off for 7 weeks , i predict an upturn in the economy


  24. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Interesting to note that Farage contested this seat last time there was a by election here, in 1994. Didn’t go too well that time…


    • 47
      Nullbymouth says:

      We didn’t know what a cluster fuck camerhuhne was back then


    • 48
      In the Days of a Jackanape Called Tony says:

      Which party was he standing for in those days?


      • 86
        Archer Karcher says:

        Same one UKIP, he got 952 votes then. The one certainty is, if he stands next time, he’ll get a hell of a lot more than that.


        • 99
          Anonymous says:

          IMO he is more useful as an MEP where he does get opportunities to tell the truth to the assembled troughers; much to the annoyance of Rumpey,Baroso,etc.
          As a HoC member he would be given the “corridor” treatment with its associated lack of facilities & at PMQs Squeaker would have selective blindness.


    • 59

      Won’t go too well again either.

      This is Libby luvvy land. In the council elections recently eastleigh bucked the nationwide Lib kicking trend and returned 40 Libs to council. Tories got 4 seats.
      No one else, including UKIP, got any.

      Its a yellow peril strong hold. A lot of retirement communities are like that.


  25. 41
    Chris Huhne says:

    I’m a speed demon.


  26. 49
    Gordon Brown says:

    Toady I am a duck, I swim everywhere, shit on the pavement, and go quark.


  27. 53
    The BBC are cunts says:

    We are giving it straight to our viewers and listeners: this fall in the unemployment numbers is a sheer fluke. We wouldn’t want to give anyone the false impression that there could be the remotest possibility that the economy could possibly recover under the Government.

    They are an omni-shambles.


    • 60
      Grauniad says:

      We will soon reverse the figures


    • 63

      I notice you’ve had only negative stories about youth unemployment on all day.
      And Nicky Campbell could barely contain his impartial anger at today’s ‘chavs will be chavs’ report.

      He was like a slightly less squeaky Owen Jones.


  28. 61
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am a beacon of hopelessness


  29. 69
    Gordoom Brown says:

    Sarah! Sarah!

    I’ve done 50 shades of brown on the carpet again!


  30. 72
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Guido missing the elephant in the room AGAIN.

    The cockalition to underwrite £40bn of investment for infrastructure projects …. errrrrrrr…..£40 Billion in Plan B BORROWING !!!!!!!!


    • 84

      Moussa! You’re back!
      And just as wrong as ever.

      Underwriting isn’t borrowing. Not even in labourland, where spending is investment, is underwriting borrowing.

      The government are only LIABLE if project X goes bust and all the money is lost. If it doesn’t, they have borrowed, and owe, nothing.

      But good to see you giving one of your lesser used monickers a test drive.


    • 88
      Archer Karcher says:

      Faux outrage MK?

      The Coalition are doing precisely what the idiot Labour party would do. Has it not registered with your feeble brain that the Labour party and the continuity Labour Coalition, are one and the same yet?


  31. 73
    BBC NEWS says:

    ‘Bomb’ kills top Syrian ministers.

    The innocents in Homs are only ‘allegedly’ dead.


  32. 74
    CMD,All Smoke & Mirrors UK Master of Manipulation & Mendacity says:

    I fully support this Nigel person,who ever he is, in his desire to stand as the possible prospective member for Eastleigh should that situation arise

    Of course all of this is just pure speculation at this point however IF the current member for this constituency is forced to take the Chilterns 100. The appeal will be heard by a eminent Immigration Court Tribunal & they have a record for getting the right or wrong decision depending on your view point but I have every confidence in them & it will be the correct one, after all there are much more GREEN Taxes to extort out of People, like the Rain Tax so I need the only real master of this deception back in my fold.

    I know my Vote of Confidence is both constructive & helpful


  33. 81
    Munster says:

    As long as we have benefits only income 2 driver families with three brand new motors we are fucked


  34. 91
    Cool Story Bro says:

    UKIP got 3% of the vote last time, don’t cream yourselves too early Farage fanboys


  35. 108
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t like the man but would it not be better to wait and see if Huhne is found guilty first?
    If it does happen I would say Nigel has a chance of winning, that chance being somewhere between nil and zero.


  36. 109
    I really, really can't be arsed to..... says:



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