July 18th, 2012

Farage Confirms Guido Eastleigh Rumours

Following on from Guido’s story earlier in the week that Nigel Farage could stand in a potential by-election in Eastleigh, the UKIP leader has dropped a huge hint that he would be interested in Chris Huhne’s seat:

I have absolutely no idea what is going to happen with Chris Huhne’s case but if Chris is found not to have told the truth then it is clear that his position as MP for this town will be untenable. So we face the prospect perhaps of an Eastleigh by-election – it could happen in October or November this year, perhaps spring next year but be assured if and when there is an election we will give it everything we have got.

You heard it here first…


  1. 1
    Lord Hope beacon of multiculturalism says:


  2. 2
    Peter says:

    It will be a flying visit.

  3. 3
    Vicky Pryce says:

    My husband made me do it

  4. 4
    concrete pump says:

    Go for it Nige…!

  5. 5
    Let's all go and help him at the by-election says:


    (Subject to Mr Huhne being innocent until proven guilty)

  6. 6
    Axe The Telly Tax says:

  7. 7
    Nullbymouth says:

    Spring next year !!!!

    Who the hell does Huhne think he is a footballer?

  8. 8
    Anonymous says:

    “You heard it here first…”

    Does guessing count as an exclusive?!

  9. 9
    JH says:

    Great track, one of the best of the 80s. Still got the ’45.

  10. 10
    Steve Miliband says:

    Mr Garage would be a welcome addition to the HofC. Would he get a question every week at PMQ’s.

  11. 11
    Anonymous says:

    His position as MP for any town will be untenable if he is found guilty.

  12. 12
    MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

    David Laws is also very interested in Chris Huhne’s “seat”

  13. 13
    Raving Loon says:

    Every real conservative will be rooting for Nigel.

  14. 14
    Dave is a wet! says:

    Anything Gorgeous George can do Flying Nigel can do better.

  15. 15
    Fish says:

    What have the poor fuckers in Eastleigh done to deserve, first Huhne and then Sqn Ldr Farridge? Poor sods.

  16. 16

    But will Huhne go down?

  17. 17

    I Wouldn’t mind his seat , so long as i don’t have to take on his Munters as well

  18. 18
    The irony says:

  19. 19
    Gordon Brown says:

    We have begun our descent to Poundland, where the current weather is all Kirkaldy, and we will be in the gate in about twenty minutes

  20. 20
    Shire Tory says:

    On David Laws??

  21. 21

    That’s if “everything we have got” = Nigel Farage. Oh, wait…

  22. 22

    Watch the G4S promo video (Starring Seb Coe ) Before it’s withdrawn LoL !

  23. 23
    Loungelizard says:

    Is this woman’s mouth attached to anything or does it just flap about in the wind?

  24. 24
    Wishfull Thinking says:

    I used to think you were an Angel. Now I wish you were.

  25. 25
    Carina Spinagain says:

    Bitch !

  26. 26

    Whoops cocked my name up

  27. 27
    Calamity Clegg says:

    We don’t do morals and ethics in the FibDemon party.

  28. 28
    I Pay But Have No Say says:

    not bein funy like but Huhne is close to hun is he one?

  29. 29
    misterned says:

    nope. Neither do the Green, the DUP or any of the other smaller parties. he might get called occasionally, be he will not be entitled to a question every week.

  30. 30
    Diane Fatbott says:

    Well I’m always talking out of my arse.

  31. 31
    Aunty Matter says:

    Loony tunes alert

    Morgan Freeman making a total c u nt of himself on Sky News claiming that the Tea Party are ‘killers’

  32. 32
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    Was it Sue who signed them up ?

  33. 33
    The Sun says:

    LABOUR are considering plans to slap an extra tax on fizzy drinks in a bid to tackle Britain’s obesity crisis.

    Shadow public health minister Diane Abbott floated the idea to the party’s policy review after studying similar initiatives abroad.

    But horrified shadow cabinet members have warned the scheme could become “Labour’s Pasty Tax” as it would increase the cost of popular drinks like Coke and Tango.

    A spokesman for Ms Abbott confirmed she was exploring the policy.


  34. 34

    Now that the bastards have fooked off for 7 weeks , i predict an upturn in the economy

  35. 35
    Obama supporter says:

    They are.

  36. 36
    Loungelizard says:

    In the wrong hands Earl Gray can be pretty poisonous stuff.

  37. 37
    Nullbymouth says:

    I propose that any weight gain of an individual becoming an MP should be surgically removed without anaesthetic

  38. 38
    Anonymous says:

    Interesting to note that Farage contested this seat last time there was a by election here, in 1994. Didn’t go too well that time…

  39. 39

    Going down on Laws would be more palatable than Vickie at any Pryce LoL

  40. 40
    Gordoom Brown says:

    I guess you thought I was a genius.

  41. 41
    Chris Huhne says:

    I’m a speed demon.

  42. 42
    The Boy Scouts would do a better job says:

    Gold medals in troughing and bullshit

  43. 43
    Lord Jensen Interceptor says:

    We do not need to try Huhne. He’s guilty. Jail the fucker for 50 years.

  44. 44
    Bogbrush says:

    Great stuff guys!

  45. 45
    Big Momma says:

    If I was resident in Eastleigh then I would vote for Farage based on 3 points.
    He has more guts than most of the MP’s; it would be another loss to the Limp Dims; would give both Conservatives and Labour a kick up the arse.
    Probably if he gets it then he will be bullied and ostracized as most of the few independent MP’s have in the Westminster brothel.
    He could make himself a darling of the BBC much like that motormouth Lucas of the Green Party, but even she had enough of them.

  46. 46

    He should stick to doing those car insurance ads.

  47. 47
    Nullbymouth says:

    We didn’t know what a cluster fuck camerhuhne was back then

  48. 48
    In the Days of a Jackanape Called Tony says:

    Which party was he standing for in those days?

  49. 49
    Gordon Brown says:

    Toady I am a duck, I swim everywhere, shit on the pavement, and go quark.

  50. 50
    Gordon Brown says:

    I’d like to go to Shawshank Prison.

  51. 51
    Nullbymouth says:

    Its the green tea party you need to be worried about. You cant even use boiling hot water!!

  52. 52
    annette curton says:

    And my, what a big shadow, never heard of diet coke?.

  53. 53
    The BBC are cunts says:

    We are giving it straight to our viewers and listeners: this fall in the unemployment numbers is a sheer fluke. We wouldn’t want to give anyone the false impression that there could be the remotest possibility that the economy could possibly recover under the Government.

    They are an omni-shambles.

  54. 54
    Pundit Too. says:

    Nothing like Kirkaldy, West Bromwich, Preston, and many of the dire poor cities and towns in the north brought down through Liebor neglect and mismanagement?

  55. 55
    fucked off says:

    Look in the mirror you incompetent arse hole.

  56. 56
    Ed Dafty says:

    You are a LibDemon.

  57. 57
    Nullbymouth says:

    Quite how someone can field a morbidly obese individual as shadow health minister is beyond me. She should either show us by example or STFU

  58. 58
    Pundit Too. says:

    Common sense is not common.
    To recognize it as such is to have great insight; something Diane Abbott’s record does not reveal her as having.

  59. 59

    Won’t go too well again either.

    This is Libby luvvy land. In the council elections recently eastleigh bucked the nationwide Lib kicking trend and returned 40 Libs to council. Tories got 4 seats.
    No one else, including UKIP, got any.

    Its a yellow peril strong hold. A lot of retirement communities are like that.

  60. 60
    Grauniad says:

    We will soon reverse the figures

  61. 61
    Gordon Brown says:

    I am a beacon of hopelessness

  62. 62
    concrete pump says:

    You might want to clarify that comment Frankie…

  63. 63

    I notice you’ve had only negative stories about youth unemployment on all day.
    And Nicky Campbell could barely contain his impartial anger at today’s ‘chavs will be chavs’ report.

    He was like a slightly less squeaky Owen Jones.

  64. 64
    Diane says:

    Vanilla Ice

  65. 65
    Loungelizard says:

    The council put bromide in the water. Scientifically proven fact that bromide makes you vote Liberal.

  66. 66

    Compare the realcost.com.
    Compare the mostcrap.com

    You are top of both lists Gordon.
    You is Simples.

  67. 67
    Anonymous says:

    Hmm, last time I saw her she had lost a few lbs.

  68. 68
    annette curton says:

    To my knowledge there are zero calories in “Fizz”, a tax on sugar however, why not, taxed to death on every other fucking thing (20% VAT on condoms).

  69. 69
    Gordoom Brown says:

    Sarah! Sarah!

    I’ve done 50 shades of brown on the carpet again!

  70. 70
    concrete pump says:

    Does it stop the oldies from getting horny…?

  71. 71

    I think its because Nick Clegg looks a bit like an analogous Grandson.

  72. 72
    Moussa Koussa says:

    Guido missing the elephant in the room AGAIN.

    The cockalition to underwrite £40bn of investment for infrastructure projects …. errrrrrrr…..£40 Billion in Plan B BORROWING !!!!!!!!

  73. 73
    BBC NEWS says:

    ‘Bomb’ kills top Syrian ministers.

    The innocents in Homs are only ‘allegedly’ dead.

  74. 74
    CMD,All Smoke & Mirrors UK Master of Manipulation & Mendacity says:

    I fully support this Nigel person,who ever he is, in his desire to stand as the possible prospective member for Eastleigh should that situation arise

    Of course all of this is just pure speculation at this point however IF the current member for this constituency is forced to take the Chilterns 100. The appeal will be heard by a eminent Immigration Court Tribunal & they have a record for getting the right or wrong decision depending on your view point but I have every confidence in them & it will be the correct one, after all there are much more GREEN Taxes to extort out of People, like the Rain Tax so I need the only real master of this deception back in my fold.

    I know my Vote of Confidence is both constructive & helpful

  75. 75
    Sarah says:

    Don’t worry dear you don’t have to accept the post

  76. 76
    Archer Karcher says:

    A better question would be what have the poeople of Eastleigh done to deserve being represented by the anti-British, LabLibCon alliance of traitors, thieves and liars?

  77. 77
    Lunatics like this man don't do the movement any favours says:

  78. 78
    Archer Karcher says:


  79. 79
    Anonymous says:

    And the award for worst play on the term “Lib Dem” goes to…

  80. 80
    annette curton says:

    A classic symptom of anorexia.

  81. 81
    Munster says:

    As long as we have benefits only income 2 driver families with three brand new motors we are fucked

  82. 82
    Hang The Bastards says:

    First UKIP MP…. He would be a welcomed site in our house of self serving lying bastards

  83. 83
    Archer Karcher says:

    Thankyou, you have just confirmed you are a prize idiot. Please collect your Obumma foodstamps on your way to the unemployment line comrade. Feel free to drink the Koolaid whilst waiting inline with the 26 million others.

  84. 84

    Moussa! You’re back!
    And just as wrong as ever.

    Underwriting isn’t borrowing. Not even in labourland, where spending is investment, is underwriting borrowing.

    The government are only LIABLE if project X goes bust and all the money is lost. If it doesn’t, they have borrowed, and owe, nothing.

    But good to see you giving one of your lesser used monickers a test drive.

  85. 85
    Archer Karcher says:

    His reaction was a little OTT, however he had lived under communism and escaped, so is entitled to want to vent against those who wish to enslave humanity again.
    He had the best lines too ” I fought for this country, I fought for freedom, what have you ever done for this country parasite?”

    Beautiful put down and of course, completely unanswerable from said lefty parasite.

  86. 86
    Archer Karcher says:

    Same one UKIP, he got 952 votes then. The one certainty is, if he stands next time, he’ll get a hell of a lot more than that.

  87. 87
    Forkbender says:

    Does he still do flying?

  88. 88
    Archer Karcher says:

    Faux outrage MK?

    The Coalition are doing precisely what the idiot Labour party would do. Has it not registered with your feeble brain that the Labour party and the continuity Labour Coalition, are one and the same yet?

  89. 89
    Fish says:

    Hey, a Tango Tax!

    Better still why not get HMRC to weigh each tax payer and their families on the 5th April each year and add 1p to their tax rate for every unit of BMI above 25.

    Abbott should be able to clear the deficit for us in a couple of years

  90. 90
    Fish says:

    Assuming she pays tax

  91. 91
    Cool Story Bro says:

    UKIP got 3% of the vote last time, don’t cream yourselves too early Farage fanboys

  92. 92
    David Icke says:

    Even I know its SAS-SNOT

    errrrrr UPPER CASE !!!!!!!!!!!

  93. 93
    BBC Salford says:

    Our studios are a lot smaller now that we’ve moved

  94. 94
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    errrrrrr mmmmmm !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Do you think it’s code, ome time pad maybe

  95. 95
    BBC says:

    And only allegedly innocent

  96. 96
    Anonymous says:

    Archer, please remember to use the “Preview” button to assess the need for any corrections to your comments. Only click the “Submit Comment” button when satisfied.

  97. 97
    Transport for London says:

    NOTICE: The Northern Line has been closed temporarily for track maintenance due to a fat Labour hippo-crit boarding a train at Angel and causing the rail line to buckle.

  98. 98
    The Golem says:

    Allowing themselves to be fooled by the mainstream media again and again, but accepting reality is a big leap for most folk. +1 for where your coming from.

  99. 99
    Anonymous says:

    IMO he is more useful as an MEP where he does get opportunities to tell the truth to the assembled troughers; much to the annoyance of Rumpey,Baroso,etc.
    As a HoC member he would be given the “corridor” treatment with its associated lack of facilities & at PMQs Squeaker would have selective blindness.

  100. 100
    The Golem says:

    Rumour has it fluoridation is similarly efficacious.

  101. 101
    Border Terrier says:

    Farage is also a thieving bastard as he takes the European shilling [£100k+] knowing that he will not do any of the work he is paid to do.

    As said somewhere else; he takes the gravy as he spits in the soup.

  102. 102
    Four-eyed English Genius says:

    He is guilty of being a Huhne!

  103. 103
    Disgruntled Sheffielder says:

    This fish faced twat fiddles his expenses and banks off shore and does nothing before he gets into parliament- what’s he going to be like when he is? Are you totally off your head?

  104. 104
    bandersnatch says:

    Nige has been on the box a lot recently, as a pundit on topics other than the EU. Anyone know why he was chosen to spar with some lady professor- historical- researcher on the topic of the British government and the Mau Mau insurgency in Kenya many moons ago?

  105. 105
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    Crash test dummy Farage won’t stand, as he will lose and make his position as leader of the kippered pygmies even more untenable.

    Oh, and he still hasn’t published his expenses…


  106. 106
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    Duly saved, should it be needed later…

  107. 107
    Four ied says:

    Eastleigh, and next door Chandlers Ford, wife swopping capital of Europe

  108. 108
    Anonymous says:

    I don’t like the man but would it not be better to wait and see if Huhne is found guilty first?
    If it does happen I would say Nigel has a chance of winning, that chance being somewhere between nil and zero.

  109. 109
    I really, really can't be arsed to..... says:


  110. 110
    Nigel says:


  111. 111
    GeoffS says:

    . . . think you’ll find that Farage is one of the few MEP’s that regularly attend Council in order to challenge the van Rumpoy’s and Barroso’s and their troughing. That his efforts rarely get reported in the UK is down to pro-European: most notably the BBC that also has an vastly excessive number of journos/editors/producers/directors on the EU gravy-train.
    YOu can check Farage’s EU activity on You Tube – its worth viewing as his speeches frequently cause a stir – ridiculing the gargantuan carve-up causes mirth among the sincere guys and squirming embarrassment among the so-called EU leadership. . . . and no I’m not particularly a Farage fan – but in the interesets of balance and fairness its important to get the story straight don’t you think?

  112. 112
    GeoffS says:

    nicely balanced view that . . . chip on both shoulders eh? Smellest-thou the green-eyed monster?

  113. 113
    Bendigeiduran says:

    What are you to do when wanting to make a point in a forum you think should not control your country? Should the SNP, Plaid Cymru, the SDLP be like Sinn Fein and refuse to take their seats? Should they simply refuse to stand?
    If you are in politics and sincere it’s because you wouldn’t start from where you are: you want things to change.

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