July 17th, 2012

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The new Special Adviser’s list, with updated pay, has been released this afternoon:

That public sector pay and recruitment freeze hasn’t quite been enforced all over Whitehall…

UPDATE: 


76 Comments

  1. 1
    Utter Pile of Shit says:

    Oink Oink!!!

  2. 2
    Steve Miliband says:

    Gordon Brown paid £114,998.17 in 2011/12 to ‘fulfil public duties associated with the role of a former Prime Minister’

    How does he find the time in his busy schedule?

    • 8
      Its money under false pretences, basically says:

      The role of a former Prime Minister? Where is that in the constitution?

    • 24
      Gordoom McMental says:

      I hold show trials in my sons bedroom using their toys.

      Buzz Lightyear..bring forth the prisoners.

      Mr Tortoise – Rupert Murdoch
      Jack from The nightmare before Christmas – Tony Blair
      Tomb of Doom mummy – Maggie Thatcher
      Stewardess Barbie – Peter Mandelson
      old string shopping bag – Caroline Duffy

  3. 3
    Neville Thurncoat says:

    Who’s doing Willie Hauge’s ?

    • 61
      Anthony Blanche says:

      Wouldn’t you like to know my dear? Willie has such a manly head all smooth just Elmer Fudd’s! He’s such a little tease, not at all like that Bitch Cameron.

  4. 4
    Jeremy Cunt says:

    Listen, I think it is a time to be pulling together.

    1. Put fingers in ear
    2. Shout la la la

    • 39
      Jimmy Carp says:

      I made a mistake.
      I paid my BT bill 2 days late. And I over ran the parking bay meter by 5 mins.

      oh..and I avoided millions and millions in tax.

      just a silly little mistake

  5. 5
    Joss Askin says:

    Why do they need so many of the fucking waste of spaces?

    • 19
      Anonymous says:

      Precisely ! Olly Grender ffs – isn’t she that Lib Dem twat who always appears with Finkelstein (SDP entryist to the the Tory party) on Newsnight and also appeared with annoying regularity on This Week spouting lib dem quackery.

    • 23
      Backwoodsman says:

      Theoretically, they all have thousands of them – they’re called constituents and probably likely to give them more sound advice than some squit with a ppe degree !

    • 53
      Queen Liz says:

      I would like to be told what their ages are and what is their supposed key expertise – so there!

  6. 7
    concrete pump says:

    I suppose politicians need someone to tell them the price of a pint of milk….

  7. 9
    Anonymous says:

    Ban SPADs. Any politician who thinks he need ‘special advice’ should also admit to the electorate he is not up to the job and quit.

    • 64
      Anthony Blanche says:

      You really have no idea what is going old love. SpAds are vital to keep our politicos awash in ‘bright young things’ who can be shoved into a hot tub and fucked and still turn up on Monday morning for more! You’re seeing the elite telling you to fuck off and keep your nose out while they take all they can and leave you the bill. LabConLiB does not matter. Better get used to arse sex ’cause this lot will be shafting you for years.

  8. 10
    Nullbymouth says:

    £6.2m to employ all the decision makers for the UK not bad. Now how do we get rid of the puppets who pretend to know what the fuck they are talking about?

    • 30
      screw the lot of them says:

      And how fantastic the decisions they make are too.

      • 66
        Anthony Blanche says:

        Yes but they have to be fucked by their master minister so some of the dears have it harder than others if they don’t like arse sex. Still they get to play at power and see how its done up close and are ‘socialised’ in the ways of the political elite. Your nation really is at the dog end of its history, time to go back to tilling the fields and living as simple yeoman folk again, I speak economically and politcally of course your actual environment is an astonishing shit pit of depression populated by the uneducated and the pure evil many espousing views you went to war to challenge! Don’t mind me I’m just a visiting Dago but I’ve not been here for over 30 years and I am amazed at the decline.

  9. 11
    Call me Dave says:

    I will reply once my SpAd has told me what to say

  10. 12
    Gordoom McMental says:

    Would you believe it!
    They day I decide to stroll into parliament to give a speech, the place is shut!

  11. 14
    Pawn Sandwich says:

    Labour do not pay the unions anything.

  12. 17
    Anonymous says:

    Nineteen “special advisors” for Cameron??? Disgusting. But, then again, he is from the “entitled” class

    I’ll wage the following: at least 90% of them are Oxbridge twats; at least 80% of them went to private school.

    Here’s an idea: don’t vote. Don’t vote Tory, Labour, Liberal et al. Don’t vote at all and give a message to these lying cheats.

    Oh yes, and HSBC has been money laundering Mexican drug lord cash for at least a decade.

  13. 22
    Hardworking sally says:
    • 27
      Twatterverse says:

      Sally Bercow ‘unaware’ of criticism. Not good enough. Does this woman actually do any work?

    • 32
      Gordoom McMental says:

      Pot – kettle – slag

    • 34
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

      Sally Bercow delusional slapper and gypo shagger are you a Minister , are you a CEO ? No !
      well fuck off then , get back to your tinker site or better still , go sell some pegs !

    • 35
      The Paragnostic says:

      If I’d been Buckles, faced with the baying pack that was Vaz’s rude and out of control committee, I’d have told them politely that I’d only respond to questions, and not to fucking soundbites.

      Honestly, it was embarrassing to remember that someone actually voted for the rabble that was on show.

      • 49
        AC1 says:

        On leaving he should’ve handed out some presents.

        Some silk cushions and a vase or two.

      • 51
        Show Trial says:

        They were an utter disgrace.

      • 54
        Big Momma says:

        Reminds me of the baying throngs in Paris around the guillotine.
        1st class criminals and hypocrites judging 2nd class criminals. Stalin would be pleased.

    • 36
      Marmite says:

      Sally Bercow DOES work. You can find her any night down a back alley in Soho teaching men the right way to tie their shoe-laces. So don’t let it be said she’s work shy!

      • 44
        Keith Vaz says:

        I heard she earns £48.50 a night.

        When John found out she was a hooker he was appalled.
        ” ..And who the hell only gave you 50p?”

        “Everyone.”

    • 67
      Anthony Blanche says:

      She is the female persona of your nations’ shame and decline, she will thrive in these times.

  14. 26
    Loungelizard says:

    Is it just me or does it feel like Friday?

  15. 29
    I love the FT says:

    It’s like the phone book for a leech farm

  16. 41
    Keith Vaz says:

    Even by my own pompous, self important, grandstanding standards I thought I was at my preening, oily, crowd working best.

    Anymore inquirys coming up?
    They are so wonderful for making us mediocre Westminster baby kissers seem relevant

  17. 43
    Not surprised says:

    So what this seems to be telling us that Cameroon has 2 advisors who are paid as much as he is!

    I thought he was a well educated, highly qualified person – how many advisors does he need.

    Still, good to see my tax money being well spent!

    • 58

      To be fair you wouldn’t want to leave him on his own to run the country.
      better to spend the few hundred thou’ so someone can keep an eye on him.

      That was the mistake we made with Gordon.
      Leaving him alone in his office with a box of matches and the economy.

  18. 57
    Screwed Taxpayer says:

    What are Spads for? Why are they needed when the taxpayer already funds thousands of feathered bedded civil servants? Spads are useless scum waiting to find constituencies with enough stupid idiots to vote them on to the M.P.’s gravy train. The wxxkers never do any real useful work.

  19. 63
    Euan Blair says:

    Like me you mean?

  20. 65
    UKIP.i.amBBC spokesperson says:

    Couldn’t all these useless toss*ers be made to do menial jobs at the Olympics or are they underqualified?

  21. 68
    robbie says:

    An absolute disgrace.

  22. 69
    PC clitoris says:

    Camaroon just tells any lies to get elected then does what he wants.It’s the oik’s like us daft fuckers that get shafted every time not the Posh Tory schoolboys.Really is time we gave these bastards a good spanking.


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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”



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What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?


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