The new Special Adviser’s list, with updated pay, has been released this afternoon:
That public sector pay and recruitment freeze hasn’t quite been enforced all over Whitehall…
UPDATE:
Coalition Agreement 2010, Pg 27: "We will put a limit on the number of special advisers". Reality 2012: Nos up 12.5%, cost up £4.5m to £6.2m—
Paul Waugh (@paulwaugh) July 17, 2012
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Nigel Farage hits the nail on the head:
“This olive oil ban was virgin on the ridiculous.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Oink Oink!!!
Well Hello Dolly.
‘ding ding’
10…9…8…7…6..
I have one of those
We plant the seed. Nature grows the seed. We eat the seed..
BUNCHA USELESS HuntZ!
Keith Vaz should resign.
I’m looking forward to £57m from the public purse for fucking up big time.
None of them worth a bucket of warm spit.
Henry de Zoete ? Part of the de Zoete banking family (Barclays de Zoete Wedd) advising us on Education? Do kindly fuck off Dave!
Formerly with lobbying firm, Portland.
http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012/03/03/michael-gove-government-emails-henry-de-zoete_n_1318380.html
We’re all in it together!
These Old Etonians do stick together – like wet shit to a blanket!
If you’re not in ‘pop’ then you’re no one.
80p won’t go far.
Does that sue the fans who jumped over the wall crushing those who arrived on time to death?
They looked from spad to MP and a MP to Spad…. etc.
Gordon Brown paid £114,998.17 in 2011/12 to ‘fulfil public duties associated with the role of a former Prime Minister’
How does he find the time in his busy schedule?
The role of a former Prime Minister? Where is that in the constitution?
I hold show trials in my sons bedroom using their toys.
Buzz Lightyear..bring forth the prisoners.
Mr Tortoise – Rupert Murdoch
Jack from The nightmare before Christmas – Tony Blair
Tomb of Doom mummy – Maggie Thatcher
Stewardess Barbie – Peter Mandelson
old string shopping bag – Caroline Duffy
Who’s doing Willie Hauge’s ?
Wouldn’t you like to know my dear? Willie has such a manly head all smooth just Elmer Fudd’s! He’s such a little tease, not at all like that Bitch Cameron.
Listen, I think it is a time to be pulling together.
1. Put fingers in ear
2. Shout la la la
I made a mistake.
I paid my BT bill 2 days late. And I over ran the parking bay meter by 5 mins.
oh..and I avoided millions and millions in tax.
just a silly little mistake
Why do they need so many of the fucking waste of spaces?
Precisely ! Olly Grender ffs – isn’t she that Lib Dem twat who always appears with Finkelstein (SDP entryist to the the Tory party) on Newsnight and also appeared with annoying regularity on This Week spouting lib dem quackery.
Theoretically, they all have thousands of them – they’re called constituents and probably likely to give them more sound advice than some squit with a ppe degree !
I would like to be told what their ages are and what is their supposed key expertise – so there!
Over 16; and troughing.
Hope that helps Ma’am.
I suppose politicians need someone to tell them the price of a pint of milk….
Ban SPADs. Any politician who thinks he need ‘special advice’ should also admit to the electorate he is not up to the job and quit.
You really have no idea what is going old love. SpAds are vital to keep our politicos awash in ‘bright young things’ who can be shoved into a hot tub and fucked and still turn up on Monday morning for more! You’re seeing the elite telling you to fuck off and keep your nose out while they take all they can and leave you the bill. LabConLiB does not matter. Better get used to arse sex ’cause this lot will be shafting you for years.
Got it in one, Sunshine
£6.2m to employ all the decision makers for the UK not bad. Now how do we get rid of the puppets who pretend to know what the fuck they are talking about?
And how fantastic the decisions they make are too.
Yes but they have to be fucked by their master minister so some of the dears have it harder than others if they don’t like arse sex. Still they get to play at power and see how its done up close and are ‘socialised’ in the ways of the political elite. Your nation really is at the dog end of its history, time to go back to tilling the fields and living as simple yeoman folk again, I speak economically and politcally of course your actual environment is an astonishing shit pit of depression populated by the uneducated and the pure evil many espousing views you went to war to challenge! Don’t mind me I’m just a visiting Dago but I’ve not been here for over 30 years and I am amazed at the decline.
Comment 71 above should have been here.
I will reply once my SpAd has told me what to say
Would you believe it!
They day I decide to stroll into parliament to give a speech, the place is shut!
Labour do not pay the unions anything.
And we don’t you know what in the woods.
Nineteen “special advisors” for Cameron??? Disgusting. But, then again, he is from the “entitled” class
I’ll wage the following: at least 90% of them are Oxbridge twats; at least 80% of them went to private school.
Here’s an idea: don’t vote. Don’t vote Tory, Labour, Liberal et al. Don’t vote at all and give a message to these lying cheats.
Oh yes, and HSBC has been money laundering Mexican drug lord cash for at least a decade.
ah I see you’ve swallowed the media HSBC spin wholesale.
Please expand that pithy comment ACune
try again…. Do tell us more
Sally Bercow ‘unaware’ of criticism. Not good enough. Does this woman actually do any work?
Pot – kettle – slag
Sally Bercow delusional slapper and gypo shagger are you a Minister , are you a CEO ? No !
well fuck off then , get back to your tinker site or better still , go sell some pegs !
If I’d been Buckles, faced with the baying pack that was Vaz’s rude and out of control committee, I’d have told them politely that I’d only respond to questions, and not to fucking soundbites.
Honestly, it was embarrassing to remember that someone actually voted for the rabble that was on show.
On leaving he should’ve handed out some presents.
Some silk cushions and a vase or two.
They were an utter disgrace.
Reminds me of the baying throngs in Paris around the guillotine.
1st class criminals and hypocrites judging 2nd class criminals. Stalin would be pleased.
Sally Bercow DOES work. You can find her any night down a back alley in Soho teaching men the right way to tie their shoe-laces. So don’t let it be said she’s work shy!
I heard she earns £48.50 a night.
When John found out she was a hooker he was appalled.
” ..And who the hell only gave you 50p?”
“Everyone.”
She is the female persona of your nations’ shame and decline, she will thrive in these times.
Is it just me or does it feel like Friday?
It feels like a round bottomed schoolboy
I thought it was
It’s like the phone book for a leech farm
good
Even by my own pompous, self important, grandstanding standards I thought I was at my preening, oily, crowd working best.
Anymore inquirys coming up?
They are so wonderful for making us mediocre Westminster baby kissers seem relevant
Hey Vag, you can start with this one …
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2162996/Shahrokh-Mireskandari-Keith-Vazs-crooked-race-lawyer-pal-struck-off.html
Racist !
This crook Shahrokh Mireskandari (still free) in some of the photographs looks very similar to our own home grown crook Ed Balls (still free).
So what this seems to be telling us that Cameroon has 2 advisors who are paid as much as he is!
I thought he was a well educated, highly qualified person – how many advisors does he need.
Still, good to see my tax money being well spent!
To be fair you wouldn’t want to leave him on his own to run the country.
better to spend the few hundred thou’ so someone can keep an eye on him.
That was the mistake we made with Gordon.
Leaving him alone in his office with a box of matches and the economy.
Not at all. We didn’t elect the arse hole spads.
and only about 6000 out 6 million elected Gordy…
What are Spads for? Why are they needed when the taxpayer already funds thousands of feathered bedded civil servants? Spads are useless scum waiting to find constituencies with enough stupid idiots to vote them on to the M.P.’s gravy train. The wxxkers never do any real useful work.
Like me you mean?
Couldn’t all these useless toss*ers be made to do menial jobs at the Olympics or are they underqualified?
An absolute disgrace.
Camaroon just tells any lies to get elected then does what he wants.It’s the oik’s like us daft fuckers that get shafted every time not the Posh Tory schoolboys.Really is time we gave these bastards a good spanking.