July 17th, 2012

Classic Kay Burley

KB: Nicola Blackwood, Labour MP, thanks very much.

NB: Actually I’m a Conservative MP.

KB: Oh really? My goodness. Which constituency?

NB: Oxford West and Abingdon.

KB: Well big shout out to all of them…

Cut to adverts.


  1. 1
    Utter Pile of Shit says:

    Ha ha!

    • 8
      Gordon Brown says:

      I am twin towning myself with Idi Amin

    • 9
      7th century desert nonce says:

      So Ms Burley couldn’t tell the difference? Welcome to our world Kay!

      • 33
        erm... says:

        and in other news…
        We have reached a profound point in economic history where the truth is unpalatable to the political class – and that truth is that the scale and magnitude of the problem is larger than their ability to respond – and it terrifies them.
        source:FT. commentator: Hugh Hendry.
        ……clearly the political class need help. scale: tectonic magnitude.

      • 35
        smack me bitch crew says:

        I rarely watch sky news hese days and had forgotten kay slag…is that blond ascerbic robot still trilling for them aswell ?…slotgob you know the one

    • 28
      Marmite says:

      Well Kay is a scouser, so what do you expect?

    • 50
      MAD FRANKIE HADDOCK son of COD says:

      To be fair you seem to have overlooked the fact that Kay Burley Apologised profusely for the error which she was reading off the autocue as Labour MP also appeared under Blackwoods name on screen

      • 70
        Nick Smeg says:

        Oh, of course, I forgot, we shouldn’t expect the people who read our news to have a brain of their own and be reasonably well enough informed not to have to rely on everything that comes up on the tickertape.

        Having refamiliarised myself with this truth, I intend to get a job in said Sky tickertape section myself, so that I can watch in delight as Mizz Burley faithfully parrots my every word. This will be particularly rewarding when she says “you’re watching Sky News with me, Kay Burley, mad-eyed, rancid old slapper, and thick as pig shit”.

  2. 2
    Spangles says:

    I can’t stand Kay Burley. Stupid bwitch.

  3. 3
    Tax is theft says:

    Sky News really is becoming very BBC like.
    Utter shite.

  4. 4
    Nullbymouth says:

    Is it not Kay of Purley

  5. 5
    The Public says:

  6. 6
    concrete pump says:

    I’d would have thought that the first fact you’d need to have before interviewing an MP was to discover what side of the political line they stood on.

    Burley clearly thought she already knew, because she thinks she’s clever.

    Sorry Kay, you’re as thick as treacle with a similar IQ.

  7. 7
    BBC NEWS says:

    Stupid SKY.
    Take a leaf out of our book. Only invite Labour politicians onto the shows.
    Makes it so much easier.

    • 15
      G. Brown says:

      Ask me! Ask me!!! – I’M FREE! – I MEAN MY DIARY IS!! – I charge lots!

    • 16
      The BBC are cunts says:

      Or, if a Tory insists on having a turn, talk very loudly over them and then close down the debate by saying, ‘ It’s a shambles !’

    • 19
      BBC Tumbleweed Watch says:

      Unless it’s a Conservative politician who’s attacking the (current) Government.

  8. 12
    Some Mistake says:

    The story has a totty watch tag but no pic of Nicola. Surely Gweeds can’t be referring to Kay?

    • 76
      Nick Smeg says:

      Twitching can be a soul-destroying business. Just because you’re watching for totty doesn’t mean anything will show up.

  9. 13
    Joss Taskin says:

    Has Red Ed been tweeting again ?

    • 22
      Anonymous says:

      Yes there are. There are the closed minded euro morons who turn EVERY fecking conversation into a euro rant. And there are the right wing nutters – closed mind? No mind more like.

  10. 14
    Tony Blair says:

    I just want to remind you that I started wars, shredded my expenses and am now earning millions with JP Morgan. I then still get the British taxpayer to fund my protection. I buy mansions and swan around in the sun in the company of dictators. I’m a straight kinda guy who will one day be President of Europe.

    • 21
      P.Mandevilson, the Eminence Greasy says:

      We are very relaxed about your uber-wealth, Tony. xxx

      • 30
        Just saying says:

        But he knows that we will never forget thousands of innocent people died because of his war-mongering.

    • 59
      Must get a pseudonym one day says:

      Interesting that the Chilcott Report into the Iraq War has just been delayed for a full year…….. nothing to do with avoiding any dirt coming out which, in that timescale, could inhibit Bliar’s objective of becoming El Presidente perhaps….????

      • 65
        The smoking gun says:

        It all hinges on Blairs use of the phrase ” beyond doubt” which had no justificaion whatsoever and was a lie of the highest order.

  11. 16
    The General Public says:

    As Malcolm Tucker said:

    Being interviewed by Kay is, as we all know, like being interviewed by a backward child. That’s obviously great most of the time. But occasionally she will throw you a curveball like a child might – “Why is there war?” “What is Europe?” – and if you can’t answer it’s YOU who ends up looking like the thick-as-pigshit chancer.

  12. 18
    Aunty Matter says:

    Sarah Jane Mee could just sit there farting and I’d watch.


  13. 23
    BBC Tumbleweed Watch says:

    Did anyone see Newsnight’s Kirsty Wark having to read out the cover story in the Daily Mail last night about BBC staff working through limited companies to avoid tax?

    She looked like someone had farted in her handbag.

    • 31
      Aunty Matter says:

      She’s probably one of them on the fiddle, Paxo is supposed to be another.

    • 46
      UKIP.i.am says:

      Her husband was allegedly a hacker.

      “Top programme maker Alan Clements, the husband of Newsnight presenter Kirsty Wark, today failed in his battle at London’s High Court to leave television company RDF for rivals Scottish Media Group.

      Deputy Judge Bernard Livesey QC said Clements’ own behaviour justified RDF’s decision to terminate his contract on May 3 2007.

      The judge said Mr Clements had procured his wife’s personal assistant, Janice McKnight, to access former colleague Hamish Barbour’s private email inbox on RDF’s website to monitor what was being said about him at the company.”

    • 80
      Nick Smeg says:

      She was known as Thirsty Work at Uni.
      It wasn’t because of love of beer.

  14. 24
    Grant Shapps says:

    Fucking Hell.

  15. 25
    Iain says:

    Probably gave her an easier ride thinking she was a Labour MP

  16. 26
    I love the FT says:

    “Actually I’m a Conservative MP”

    With Cameron in charge, how can she tell?

  17. 27
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    Right then,that’s totally unacceptable.

    Rather than a Judge led enquiry,I shall appoint Nick Buckles to investigate Kay Burley’s comments.

  18. 29
    Kay's Burley says:

    All these slimy politicians look the same to me.

    So Mr. Blackwood, which bit of the LibLabCon cartel do you belong to?

    • 81
      Nick Smeg says:

      They obviously look so alike that they all look like men too. Or “Mr” Nicola Blackwood does anyway.

  19. 34
    Liberal Pratt says:

    Oh leave her alone all of you. She’s trying so hard to sound educated. Bless her

  20. 37
    As Owain Glyndrwr would say says:

    She was joking you mong

    • 94
      Owen Jones who shouts like a girl says:

      anon you really are as thick as the majority of people on this blog post time and time again

  21. 40
    Geoffrey Brooking says:

    Keep up the great work Nicola. Not every awesome singer is a socialist x

  22. 41
    GW says:

    Her laugh is the worst I have ever head, sounds like a choking donkey on Blackpool beach.

  23. 43
    Observer says:

    Is this why she is now moonlighting on LBC. Getting ready for the push.

    • 92
      simon r says:

      Had the misfortune to hear her there at the weekend – was just awful, hopeless

  24. 45
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Kay Burley is a shambles.

  25. 49
    the treasury's briefs says:

    60% increase in north sea output..ching I thank you

  26. 54
    PC clitoris says:

    Kay makes a right mess in her pants apparently has to turn them inside out so she can wear them the next day.

  27. 56
    Nullbymouth says:

    To be fair apart from the colour what is the difference these days with continuity Dave at the helm?

  28. 58
    robbie says:

    Kay Burley, topless model thanks very much.

    KB:Actually I’m a broadcaster.

    A topless Broadcaster? Lets see then….

    • 60
      David Camermong says:

      I’ve started going topless lately.

      • 61
        Mr Ed says:

        That’s what you get for hanging around Rebekah and Charlie’s race-horses – you’re turning into a Balding.

  29. 62
    Cressida's Dick says:

    I wish Her Kayness would wear a neck brace. I’m sick of watching the TV sideways.

  30. 63
    mike speakman says:

    UKIP have been saying there is no difference between the parties for ages!

  31. 67
    Gordon Fcuking.McMental's Bedtime Loony Left Teddy says:

    One person you have ommitted to implicate in this balls is Sue……

    Its all her fcuking fault yet again, she’s been told so many

    times you only invite total left wing ignoramus ar*e holes

    & even then they must be on script other wise……there out….

    Sue’s becoming a real bigot day by day……..Im getting very worried…….

  32. 68
    Saffron says:

    My last comment before bedtime.
    From what I have been watching and reading,is that all banksters are swop the b and the k are of this ilk,and goodnight to all.

  33. 86
    Dave from Witney says:

    Are there any Conservative MPs ?

  34. 95
    keredybretsa says:

    Sounds very much like large G+T’s all round.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

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