Forza Berlusconi
Lets get ready to bunga! Silvio Berlusconi has all but confirmed he will run again for Prime Minister in the forthcoming Italian general election. Silvio dropped a strong hint over the weekend by renaming his party Forza Italia, the banner under which he has had such much previous success, before giving the game away: “it’s difficult to keep anything secret“. As Guido reported last week the rumours were swirling, but it looks like we are on judging by the interview has given Germany’s Bild today:
“When I took the field eighteen years ago, I saved Italy from communism…In the next few days, I’ll be having a private meeting with Vladimir Putin and we’ll be talking about this. He looks on me as a sort of older brother. We discuss everything…I am asked often and emphatically to step back into the political ring…I can only say I won’t let my party down.”
Go on Silvio, you know you want to…
I want a Bong bongo Party
Surely you mean “Bunga Bunga” ?
Is that the same as jig-a-jig then?
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See how inventive these chaps are?
Just like China, produce a copied item one million times and it falls apart after 20 minutes.
If Italians vote for this twit, they deserve him, just like brits deserve the hordes of cretins they vote for.
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co.ordinated action.?
berlo talks about comeback.
toneb talks of comeback.
berlo talks about returning to the original name for his party.
Cruddas talks about returning to the early stage BLiarism.
yawn.
More to the point, why isn’t the BBC even-handed?
More bias on BBC news this evening. Putting IMF downgrade into headlines, and discussing it with Stephanie Flanders and the occasional Labour politician. Completely ignoring positive story about EYIC’s predictions for an improvement. Sky and others tell both sides of the story, BBC just report the Labour line.
If anyone else wants to complain, the link is here:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/complaints/complain-online/
You don’t seem to have any grasp at all of our Mission, we have no brief
what so every in presenting balanced News Reports, all of our considerable efforts 24/7 on every BBC channel both TV & Radio along our numerous biased Web Sites attack the nasty Tory party who stole the GE in 1979 until today, they are totally responsible or everything thats happened since & that will not change until Ed Milliething The Non Banana Eater, is back where he rightfully belongs in total control of UK for ever more.
Stephanie used to date Ed Balls.
Nuff said.
Stephanie ued to date edballs ??
Cannot possibly conclude who got the worse deal .
Yes !
I like a Bingo Bingo party in the afternoon sun.
And a nice glass of milk.
Someone say min’ger-min’ger?
It’s the West Indian term for bunga bunga
The West Indians don’t need no term. They just do it.
Well go to Bonga Bonga, on a one-way ticket, and have one.
You can dance the Congo.
She would frighten the crocodiles.
Is there any bent Lawyers whom he can bung a bribe to, preferibly with a wife whos a UK Politician ?
It would have to be an ex wife, and they then wouldn’t proceed to see each other every weekend.
I appear to have acquired a trolling fan on this page with repetitive strain injury…
Probably SAS-SNOT is back on day release
They would shoot people in China for less than that.
Heeeeere’s SAS – NOT !!!!! ***smashes Chris Bryant’s back door in with an axe***
You are not SAS-SNOT as ….
1. You did not start your post with – errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
2. You did not end your post with – !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. The bit in between 1 and 2 was understandable
I claim my 5€
Errrrrrrrr, oh FFS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Email me your bank account details, National insurance number, credit card number, passport and driving licence numbers and I’ll transfer you €5
Sometimes we have a bent politician who’s wife was a lawyer !
whose.
I have two sons, whose a, and whose b
whores
Cherry darling – there’s another couple like us!
I am truly sorry – for my typos – I meant Saturday 30th June edition of the Indy – Cables / fork-tongued Hypocrisy.
Dave and I are as one.
He claims that he is your Tone
He claims that he is your heir, Tone
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Two lemmings with one stone.
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all heart says….he is the nation’s tone…..
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mind says …he is your heir….
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but the higher self says…..where is my printer toner when I need it.
Was that a typo there ?
Should it be Dave and I arse as one ??
Does the NotW have any photo’s ?
Fuck that lets invent some
Photo’s what?
West Indian mothers have a better private relationship with David Cameron
Back to Botswana with you.
Dear God women put the fork down. Gross.
Count me in.
I bumped into Silvio with our Tony in some awful dive in Versilia of all places. To paraphrase Brando, Berlusconi is a guy who, if you ain’t talking about him, he ain’t listening. So of course Tony was talking about him and freeloading like a BBC foreign correspondent!
At least Silvio makes Tony look poor – in more than one sense…
Yep but Tone is rapidly catching up
UK attendees 2012
Agius, Marcus GB Chairman, Barclays plc (ex). His wife is Katherine de Rothschild. Her father is Evelyn de Rothschild who was a co-founder of Bilderberg. Agius began his career at the Rothschild associated Lazard bank.
Boles, Nick GB Tory Member of Parliament. He is a member of the influential Notting Hill Set of MPs of which George Osborne is a member. He is a founder of the Policy Exchange think tank which is an important part of the Cameron government. He is openly gay and has an Israeli born partner in a civil union. He is a member of the Henry Jackson Society which advocates force to spread democracy.
Clarke, Kenneth GB Member of Parliament, Lord Chancellor and Secretary of Justice. He is a member of the Tory Reform Group which means he wants to betray the British people as quickly as possible as evidenced by his support for the EU. He is on advisory board to Hedge Funds.
Dudley, Robert GB Group Chief Executive, BP plc. The Bilderbergers are strong in oil and not just banking and war. They have ties to Shell, EXXON, and BP.
Flint, Douglas J. GB Group Chairman, HSBC Holdings plc. HSBC is an old drug running bank better known as Hong Kong Shanghai Bank Corp. A former partner in KPMG. Asia Times tells us that the big banks launder 500 billion dollars a year in bribes and that 40% of that money goes to Chinese politicians. He should have extensive contacts with both Chinese politicians and drug cartels.
Kerr, John GB Independent Member, House of Lords and Deputy Chairman of Royal Dutch Shell He was a professional diplomat and ambassador to Russia, the US Pakistan and the EU. He is a director of Rio Tinto, a Rothschild company.
Mandelson, Peter GB Member, House of Lords; Chairman, Global Counsel. Mandelson was a long-time MP for Labour. He represented the interests of the Rothschilds and Israel. He has a reputation as political fixer. His father was advertising manager at the Jewish Chronicle. His mother was well connected in the Labour party in London.
Micklethwait, John GB Editor-in-Chief, The Economist which is owned by the Rothschilds. The Economist 6 months before the war started urged Iraq to attack Iran.
Rachman, Gideon GB Chief Foreign Affairs Commentator, The Financial Times. He writes on American foreign policy, the European Union and globalization. In December 2008, Rachman published a controversial blog post on the Financial Times online entitled, “And now for a world government.”
Voser, Peter GB CEO, Royal Dutch Shell plc. He is Swiss born and a former CFO and not an engineer. He is taking over the St Gallen Forum from Josef Ackerman from Deutsche Bank. The forum gets potential leaders of tomorrow together with today’s leaders. Sounds like brain washing to me. How about a discussion of the Tesla technology the US government has been sitting on for 70 years. It would put the oil companies out of business. Bilderberg has a lot of oil companies represented at their meetings.
Wolf, Martin H GB Chief Economics Commentator, The Financial Times. He is the favorite writer of billionaires all over the world. He is a committed Globalist. As a young man, he worried about the economic conditions of the 1930s that created the war. He should read my essay below giving solutions other than more debts and more spending to solve our current crisis.
[Rory Stewart attended the Bilderberg conference in June 2011 - ex Foreign Office.]
I hope we can all pass on our best wishes to a very sick fellow poster who used to be called tat.
He’s had a very tricky time with family bereavement, disability and now total mental breakdown.
I hope you can all join me in wishing he gets well soon.
Fuck him.
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it is going to be a tough time for those who are not changing with the world….like grumbles before the olympics…best to get the crisis out of the way sooner rather than later. my best wishes with everyone.
Meh!
Fancy having Putin as yer kid brother?!
Probably because they baldy men
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say that again love
Why, uniquely, in the blogosphere, should this blog be even-handed……?
Lemming RIP
I think Monica loves me what a sweety
Go for it my great friend Silvio. Can’t wait for the next bunga bunga. Hope Vladimir will be there too. Don’t forget you promised me Ruby the heartbreaker. Boaz.
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Just call me Big Poppa !
I want to be your big momma
And die in childbirth.
Will we be able to recognise him? This man has had more cosmetic procedures than Cher.
Did i not get convicted of corruption , my mammaries failed me ?
Silvio:
Tan, check
Hairspray, check
Inappropriate comments, check
Ready or not, here I come!
Breaking news !
Let the mayhem begin !
Coach drivers bringing the athletes from the airport to the Olympic village got lost
Athletes were driven all over London for over Four Hours Tired , hungry and dying for a piss
Great start ! Oh and who would have been supplying the security while they were driven all around Outside the security zone
Save London from the Olympics. Execute the athletes, one coachload at a time. Presumably even our overstretched army and security forces could manage that.
If it gets Mario Monti sacked then good.
You sometimes get fans like these on this page, I believe. Have you got any good rat poison?
“gold”, “silver” , “bronze”, “summer”, “sponsors” , “London”
My husband made me type this.
I want to shower you in gold Vicky you scrumptious piece of totty.
You are going down?
Never let it be said that this blog is anything other than even handed when it comes to corruption in public life.
+1
Why, uniquely, in the blogosphere, should this blog be even-handed?
Right of centre and plenty of expletives
Fuck. Yeah!
Why, uniquely, in the blogosphere, should this blog be even-handed……?
Is your needle stuck or something?
Why, uniquely, in the blogosphere, should this blog be even-handed…..…?
I get these adoring fans…
Why, uniquely, in the blogosphere, should this blog be even-handed…….?
Blind adulation.
Why, uniquely, in the blogosphere, should this blog be even-handed…?
Say that again
Why, uniquely, in the blogosphere, should this blog be even-handed…?
Why, uniquely, in the blоgоsphere, should this blog be even-handed…?
Why, uniquely, іn the blogosphere, should this blog be even-handed…?
No reason at all old cock, it’s Guido’s blog so I suppose he can have what he wants and his views, it is a public blog so folks can comment what they like, Guido could of course make it private and make it pay to view like certain members of the dead tree press,then the only one’s that comment are the subscribers to the blog.
Unlike G4S, I appear to have too many recruits here…
We don’t discriminate !
We hate the fucking lot of them equally
I have held many recent meetings with Silvio and he has sold off 2 of his better players from AC Milan.
Silvio has netted a back pocket full of Euros and is happy with the deals.
Meanwhile I am off to manage the Russian national team.
Evening All !
Our population has grown by the largest number in a ten year period in our history according to the 2011 census 3.1 million
of which 55% is made up by immigration , placing even more pressure on already stretched services
Expect tax rises to pay for it !
and the biggest growth area
Tower Hamlets
London is where the jobbies are so folks go where the jobbies are, this previous lot and the present lot had/have it as their mantra for years. You could always build on Wimbledon Common to house them.
Why, uniquely, in the blogosphere, should this blog be even-handed.…?
See
Forkbender says:
July 16, 2012 at 6:01 pm
They are just lemmings, sir.
Over the cliff and they have all gone, drowned, until next year…
Celebrate the rich multi-cultural diversity !
Vote Respect
More like 67%.
You forgot the foreign children of the foreign invaders.
We welcome Britain’s increasing population with open arms.
A man after my own
heartwalletI doubt this meglamaniac will be re elected. But Italian politics is corrupt.
Do you work for the BBC?
Do you work for Belusconi
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Forkbender says:
July 16, 2012 at 6:01 pm
Lemmings, I say.
It was in Roman times, so what has changed
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Duplicate comment detected; it looks as though you’ve already said that
Ok you work for Guido or your his best mate who cares
They are manipulating the text and have done so with your quote above. Imagine that they could create 1,000 Bob Crows as easily. Shudder.
Italian Politics is Corrupt?
Nah darlin’ – you-a gotta the wrong-a finger in the wrong place … wanna see-a my cornetto?
Did I ever kiss this mans’ ring?
Now Gordy what ring would that be?
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Drowned in five seconds. Shame…
What’s that he won’t let his pants down?, (look for specsavers).
I wonder if our host might consider renaming this blog The Gold Silver Bronze Summer Olympic London loving Guido Fawkes blog for a few days next week?
Nicked
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Splash goes another one.
Why, uniquely, in the blogosphere, should this blog be even-handed…….?
Ha ha ha! Well done!
Well Fawkes? What about it?
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amazing, a similar thought floated past me this morning.
but i did not contain it.
It is a brill PR opportunity for G as well as voting for a good cause.
There I’ve said it
And what about Forza Blairtoni?
Do you realise that Gorgon was made United Nations Special Envoy for Global Education on Friday the 13th. Some say this is a bad omen.
I would sooner shake Mugabes hand
Gordon Brown being appointed to anything , is a bad omen
Unless it’s milk monitor to cell block D5 at Braodmoor
I swapped all the gold-top for chocolate.
We fank fafer Brown for blessin us wif all his goodnecs.
befor him we aint not knbowed about nuffin. Not befour the great white leader fronm the northern isles come dun told us.
Unky Gordon come to our lands and teeched us in the ways of his people and we is gratefuruit for his bounty wisdom and council.
Until the Great Gordon came to Sunderland we did not knows we was so fik.
We fought we dun had all the learnin we never did need under the ejukayson,edukeation, eduquation of the Labour party.
Google “Education Bubble” About 124,000,000 results
Tiger Woods say’s “Your bit’s of rough are unplayable !
Well Mr Woods why don’t you fuck off back to Americaland and take up again with those bits of rough that got you a divorce ?
He he he he.
To be fair, he said almost unplayable.
Though the answer should probably be – if you don’t want any trouble, don’t put it in there…
But why did he choose to misuse an apostrophe? Has he got an extra club in his bag?
Why do all Police Federation spokesmen have a face that blends into their chin without any steps? Is their obeseness any indication of how fast a PC can run without passing out?
They have an image to uphold.
Oi! Was’ tha’ bunch of african’s doin’ in me private Jag lane on t’ut M4?
Tha’ Zil lane is for Deputy PM’s and PM’s only. Fawk orf outta it yer plebes!
You looking at my bird?
Jon Snow a good reporter? When? He and his Channel 4 cronies are arrogant shits.
Aren’t they part of the BBC? Naturally they’re arrogant lefty filth.
Andy Burnham is a lying scumbag.
A fucking Tranny with eye makeup
I like to eat cheese
Between Pi’s, evidently.
So do I. Peppered Camembert, not your dismal offerings.
Silvio gives it to a police woman
Bunga Bunga !
BBc Scotland
Tonight 9.00pm
Wallander.
The brooding, slightly autistic, mentalist defective hangs around a freezing, wind blasted,heather blown cliff top overlooking the bleak North sea.
Tormented by his own dark genius Wallander must overcome his even darker inner demons to enable him to one day return Parliament.
PEGI 16
Violence,bad language and scenes of an asexual nature from the outset.
Staring Gordon Brown.
I’m afraid I’ll miss it.
Going to the inaugural meeting of the Tourette’s Party.
No, fucking, you, fucking, well, fucking, is, fucking, not, you dong sniff.
Its tomorrow night.
Just a few tics of the clock, dear boy.
Should be renamed Bellender
Bellender!
That’s the one!
Come on Fawkes how come you’re not outing these lefty snouts in the trough wankers?
http://www.belfasttelegraph.co.uk/news/local-national/uk/taxdodging-bbc-workers-outed-in-parliament-how-the-system-works-16185583.html
LOUISE!
We rule you ingerlanders!
You Belgians can’t rule yourselves, you great Walloon !
It’s an omni-shambles.
The next Olympic sport?
I already have the helmet.
It looks dangerous, I had to stop watching it was making me minge
Tit Cricket is more fun.
Kindly elucidate?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=tit%20cricket
A LibDemon
Hi chaps *pause* it’s me Tony *waves hand*, sorry to interrupt but I just wanted to say *pause* wanted to say, that I am *pause* I am looking for like minded people to assist me in making the umm *refers to notes*,,, Olympics the success it deserves to be *smiles*. So if you don’t mind skipping the training *pause* *waves hand*, find £7 per hour a jolly good living wage *smiles sweetly*, and do not mind sleeping in disused rail cars for a month, then *pause* jolly well get in touch.
brilliant.
Has he been CRB checked?
I have checked and he has no CRAB just the scabs
I’m an adviser to G4S but all these problems are Thatcher’s fault.
Funny that the BBC haven’t mentioned John Reid’s name ONCE, you can bet it it had been an ex Tory politicians the BBC would have been over it like a bad rash (you know the sort a BBC type gets after having sex with his boyfriend)
Bigot!
But its SUE’s fcuking fault again…..
Please get a gripe……..you complete fcuking T*sser!!
Has the Labour smèar machine gone into action yet against the 14 year old boy who confronted Ed? They’ve got previous for that sort of thing.
We’ll “find” some disturbing images on his PC as per usual.
Tonight I shall be watching Magic Mike.
I’ll be shoving a magic marker up my bottom. I used to know someone who did it for me.
I want to smell Magic Mike’s g-string
We must have all experienced the delights of poor quality toilet paper. The type that just manages to hold until the end of the back stroke when you suddenly find your middle finger has managed to breech it and you have to wash your hands before pulling your trousers up.
Certain posters here today have all the appeal of that which you have to remove, using a brush, when getting the nail clean.
Absolutely no idea what you are on about. Take your scatological comments and find a blog site that accepts such vulgarity.
Oh dear. The comments above and below do not appear to support that view.
We get all sorts here.
I find that sometimes when the finger goes through the paper it slips up my bum, which I like.
Buy some bum wipes, then you can wipe your hands and bum before washing your hands. You will feel fresh and may even make some friends.
A brush is no good if it gets in your hair. Not unless you wait until its dried to brush it out
Is that you 8i11y?
Far to profound for 8i11y i.e. it doesn’t just say ‘first’
I had a boss once, a director of a finance house, whose favourite expression was Everything moves from the bowels.
It is difficult to know whether it was a display of profundity or of sheer lewdness. I suspected the latter.
If it doesn’t, you are fucked…
Cooo eeeee
If life is like a shit sandwich, the more bread you have, the less shit you have to eat, then I bet you are glad you are now relatively poor.
Shouldn’t Shredded Wheat appear somewhere?
Shit comment.
Why? Thank you!
My mouth is looking even smaller than usual recently. I’m not worried. My arse hole is getting bigger and that is what I am increasingly using to talk through.
Spiffing fun this Olympic wheeze eh?
Your comment is a shambles.
I am an omnishambles.
I am a mega shambles.
I reckon Marlon is Liebour voter
We are all on holiday for 8 weeks, then back for 2, then off for a further 4 weeks.
And teachers think they have it good lol lol lol lol
Sent from YOUR iPad
“sent from YOUR ipad”.
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erm…sweetly pleasing.
I love Berlusconi, any politician who dry bums public officials for a laugh will always have a special place in my heart…
Fuck off tat, you stupid little wanker.
I’d like to help you out, which way did you come in..?
Fucktard!!
Hear hear!
Did I hear that Bunga Bunga Loot calling out my Name ??
Tax Free of Course….
Yes but it means a threesome with you, Cherie and Silvio. Tickets go on sale soon for this most gruesome of events. Ciao.
Thats OK but don’t forget my 95% commission plus I get to watch as there is nothing like being at the top table as everyone gets well & truly totally screwed in every oriface, after all I achieved that from ’97 thru to ’07 to UK,
then regularly to the rest of the World since then…..Tax Free……
Money matters.
I cant believe that no one is reporting that our friends at the EUSSR , have decided to postpone dishing bailout bailout package until september . Seems like it was all a big myth then ?…… If its true what on earth are they thinking , markets will go nuts , wonder if barroso will get a slow handclap at his favourite bar in Dusseldorf .
mmm Silvio back ………. some how it feels like launching baywatch when you may need make some hard choices , perhaps wont work this time round . Italys previous sources of wealth havent quite built the same balance sheet as Germany . I dont know what an Italian Thatcher would look like , but pretty sure it wouldnt take kindly to bunga bunga
Sell in May and go away.
Buy in June and you may as well as had prunes
The scansion leaves room for some considerable improvement, machine…
Silvio back, Tony back
It’s ground-hog day for the NWO.
That TV Detective program where a saint was leader on the council in a city whoes income was totally derived from Pornography , never really passed the executive . we had rosmary and Thyme , de el and pasco somehow Campbel and the Cleric just didnt work ……
Dey nealry all missed Mr Delmisser , well done Mr Tyrie and others (inc Mrs Ledsom) , I got the impression he was on “mns a year for not knowing anything about what everyone he was incharge of was doing .(curious noted Mr Tyrie seems quite a few were previous barclays traders in other banks )
Big of him to grudingly admit , low balling was wrong , being as whole system is dependent on not deceiving central BOE , or thinking you can become a second central bank and have better pay for the daring do of it all.
Second round with FSA was fast emergency visible patch and and fireside story of certain conversations , nearly got going when “what is the purpose of ……” , which showed just how crap what labour set up was . Certainly convincing in wanting to catch the wrong uns , just that he still has empty cells all these years on
Bring Back Tom Keene , ime lost in all the syrup
Don’t you just love how the BBC distorts the news? So the BBC spins a lie that the bulk of new babies born in England are to white English women (cue the BBC interviewing a white woman and a baby with an English name) when in fact the babies being born are mostly called Mohammad or Fatima.
Some 3 million extra Labour voters is no doubt something the right on BBC and Guardian will be pleased about, but for the rest of us, we just wonder who stole our Country.
And don’t forget all of the hundreds of thousands of new mosques needed asap just in London without any type planning controls required under ECOHR Laws
You can wonder who stole our country, I know who stole our country – Liebour, and given that immigration is increasing under the fucktard Camoron (he who promised to reduce it, lying little fuck that he is), the Coalition are every bit as despicable as Liebour.
And, of course, if you have the audacity to complain that the subhuman scum infesting Parliament have wrecked our country, that self-same scum have put in place laws (enforced by the pigshit leftwing police “service” – I am so glad one of them died last week, begging for his miserable worthless life) to have us carted-off and jailed.
Fuck all of them.
You don’t get out much do you?
Excellent!
Subsidised Immigration
= Lower Wages + Higher rents.
A win for those who do not work, a loss for the rest of the country.
Pray, when is anydamnedthing a gain for the rest of the country?
mmm basically were going to be fat and old and enjoy trips to our new institutions and ceremonies , (Bishop brennan moment “Labour did sell us down the crapper”)
Their manoeuvres over this news was hilarious. This subject is now untouchable.
We are shocked & completely deny any sort of collusion in the fixing of the World’s Crude Oil Prices.
We are calling a very urgent meeting in Sicily for all Heads of Families in the Crude Oil Cartel to discuss our response, it will be an offer you cannot refuse !!
I perhaps was expecting somthing more refined …..
Not with us, we fully intend carrying on being very Crude as we have done for the last 100 years we have nothing to be refined about, do we ?
If Tony Blair and Peter Hain appear on the same platform we strongly recommend eye protection be worn by the audience owing to significant risk of eye damage from tan glow.
You see? I’m in the fashion ! … orange! … geddit?
HahHahHahHhh!
Carry a mirror if no reflection from them , some of early blogging conspiracy theories were right
Best to wear a solid Silver Crucifix just in case either of them may need
a bloody drink !!
Look fine to us my lovely
Don’t forget that tomorrow we open the Olympic lanes
Don’t forget we wont let you !!
No Olympics Tax Free Bonus then there will be No ZILL Lanes !!
End of…….
mmm Ed Zill Lane , works for me
Sorry but he was thankfully castrated last week !!
Oooohhh! can we have them for supper? – have they hung long enough?
Are you still employed you useless hectoring harridan?
I am sorry I could not address your question personally but I am on annual leave for 8 weeks (but just a drop in the ocean of holidays). If you’re question is of an urgent nature then please contact me in September, if it can wait then fuck off.
But Madam ! – I’ve got a delivery of shoes you ordered!
Love him or hate him but he is the only politician I know in Europe who in his life prior to entering Parliament has actually been a serious financial success.
Are you a goer?
Then Fcuk Off…..
‘Ave you norticed that all the girls from that areea ‘ave the morst enorrrmus tits?
Fucking BBC
The mong on News 24 just stated that immigration is a good thing because they do all the jobs ‘we’ (he means bone idle fucking Labour voters) don’t want to do.
So just how much does a Somali walking up and gown Oxford Street holding up a ‘Golf Sale Sign’ or ‘Eat at Joe’s Pizza’ get paid a day then? Is he paying is large amounts of taxes I wonder? No but you can bet he’s getting his 26K a year in housing benefit and all the other Gordon Brown freebie’s you and I pay for.
Oh fuck now it’s fat Polly on the news!!!!!!!!!1 NO FUCK OFF HAG
Fucking amazing the BBC can get away with this lie.
Pollyonthenews…. Is that a bad medical condition involving lots of genital scratching?
Pollyonthenews is terminal.
Only palliative care is to visit Tuscany at least 20 times a year.
Poly (GR) = more than one or many
Polly (Sanscrit) = pill (presumably poisoned)
I charges extra for multiple organisms
Locally is known as “Pollys Aid’s Syndrome” & completely untreatable, thankfully
Crabs is a bastard! – only way is paint the affected area with gentian violet and keep part exposed to fresh air
We have had decades to refine & update our EUSSR excellence in all matters of Mendacity………
Who do you think fully trains all the UK political leaders of this despised skilful art for the ConsLieLaborLibDems Blood Brothers Alliance ??
Sexist, racist!
Thanks for the Compliments !!
But we know who you are & where you live
& we will be calling in person…..later……
No need to pack a bag you won’t need one……
Eric Blair wrote a book about his time at the BBC and how “well” they “inform”.
Reith was an admirer of Mussolini!
How times have changed.
Is Paxo dying his hair?
It looked less white than usual on Uni Challenge tonight.
I don’t watch any of it here now and feel much happier for it.
When you ditch the lie box you do notice how easily people are programmed by the programmes.
Eddie Izzard has just been made associate director of Crystal Palace Football Club.
I knew we needed a new left winger but this is taking the piss.
I am one very unhappy Croydon boy…
Celebrate by painting your finger nails!
.
and then go for a run….return not required.
Will he insist the team play in heels?
Well most of them wear earrings don’t they?
If that aging freak show is in charge when Italy goes down the toilet they deserve everything they get.
Vaffanculo! Ma vattelo a pigliare in culo!
We are watching Cop Squad on Sky1 HD right now and we must say that none of them appear to be the stereo typical fat obese lazy arsed thick morons that are often portrayed
That’s Central Casting for you.
Wot no henglish hactors then…….??? gits…ain’t they…..
RIP Jon Lord
RIP indeed. One of the founders of prog rock.
Better on the keys than Blackmore was on guitar.
And a gentleman.
Saw him live a number of times.
A gentleman, indeed. A friend had cause to visit his place (near Henley, I think) in the early nineties, not knowing who he was trying to flog stuff to.
In totally unassuming fashion, Jon said to my friend, “I used to be in a band. You probably haven’t heard of them. Deep Purple?” and then proceeded to crack two beers open.
Nice guy.
*Correction to moniker*
Absolutely no need to apologise…
Apologies for the split infinitive? I’m a terror with gramma
Do not worry. The sincerity of the tribute outweighs any mistakes in grammar, important though that is.
There are two keyboard players from that era whose strict classical training helped them produce completely different styles of music within the banner of rock. Jon was one. Leon Russell was the other. Both of them were miles ahead of any others that managed to become overhyped at the time.
thanks for the music, Jon
This video has given me a stiffy.
4. 100 kg Timed Stoning (best of three attempts)
5. 1000 strokes Flogging
6. Beat the Bride
Late entry join fifty vir*ins in Olympics Paradise
One very swift chop & your guaranteed to get there on your own…..
as The Winner !!!
72 Virgins actually.
Ha ha ha!
Mindful of the shortage of Security ‘Technicians’ (is that the PC name for them ?) – are there enough V#rg1ns? – or should that be ‘chaste, unopened, technicians?’
Gordon has just remarkable achieved his first award winning No. 3′s ,
thats Vomit,Poo,Peed on the elevated section of the M4 Zill Lane something he hopes to improve on in time for the Golden Rivet 1st Prize
Sorry there will be a delay in uploading this content to his FB account
7. Imprison the r@pe victim.
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
John Reid – Labour minister (Defence) – G4S Director
Is that now clear?
No sorry will you kindly repeat that……
we all seemed to have deliberately not seen it……..
Thank you……
Who actually appointed G4S and when?
sssssshhhhhhhhh Top Secret it was John Re*d,
now ex Government Minister who anointed G*S back in 1979
so there are no excuses for this total cock up…..
1979?
Shome mishtake shurley?
fit for purpose?
.
pompous prat.
It was his Scotch accent. He was actually saying fit for porpoise when he was trying to seal the deal.
Most senior Italian politicians are fiddling while Rome burns, but at least Berlusconi would be fiddling with something interesting.
He’d be more likely fiddling with his crotch trying to find his shrivelled up bits. Wonder if he uses a weave down there too.
If you are fortunate to get to 75, will you have forgotten all about sex?
Others might use a hyphen ‘ Fifty-Seventh ‘.
Sorry, but that is an Americanism.
hyphen omitted when term is a noun or an adj before a noun
The good Earl’s fifty six forbears managed without trusses.
Bloody-awful-moniker, IMHO
A rose by any other name … THE Bard.
Besides which, I have had an excess of my trolling fan club today … but they are too thick to realise.
The moniker does rather take the piss in a very close way. (Incidentally, I did some research before choosing it some years back and found that whereas English titles seldom moved beyond the late teens, Scottish ones relatively frequently hit the thirties. So it was fun to top them, naturally. Heinz was an inspiration.)
Thirdly, as you may have observed, architectural allusion is another great way to make a subtle point about you opponents that they will mostly miss but the cognoscenti here will readily recognise.
All a matter of taste really…
What a load of innane bollocks I am seeing today on this blog.
Sheeple get to the real issues faceing this land.
1) Crap politico’s.
2) Banksters who are absolute liars.
3) The PC crap that is going on regarding racialism.
4)The oylimpics which is going into negative reporting.
5)The credit crowd who may downgrade our rating.
6)Are we being ripped off right left and centre,absolutely concerning various profitteering outfits.
When Sheeple are all of us going to on a countrywise basis and a worldwise basis are going to say enought is enought.
Over to you my friends.
It really is too late, Saffron, my yellow friend.
The country is completely, utterly, totally, irreversibly and irretrievably:
FUCKED
Here…. Here What….Glad you confirm my grand coalition is achieving all of
my desired latent AIM’s…….
To make the UK totally subservient for ever to our real Masters the glorious
EUSSR & my continued hero worship of the stable solid Euro currency
I will be heading very soon to Brussels for my well earned just rewards,
Tax Free…….
lol.
It’s been an omni-shambles since we ran out of money in May 2010.
.
luckily the @coreEnglish Britain can pick itself up, dust off….and move on. I love the english…..a damn resilient race.
You have to be, at the least, suspicious of those who use the term sheeple though…
Have you thought of studying English Grammar instead of wasting your time on here?
“Grammar” does not require a capital G.
You may go.
Apart from all that, life is OK yeah, Saffron?
Sorry I left so quickly last night but I was completely wankered.
It has been over 30° here and the only places to be are in the water or in bed.
You were up late by the looks of things…
Depends how you define late.
Oooooh! Turning into a right little Wittgenstein aren’t we?
Whereof I cannot speak, thereof I must remain bloody noisy…
Mmmm!
He had his appendage transplanted some time ago…..
along with the intake of extra pure Mafia V.I.A.G.R.A & now able to satisfy any number of nubile young things…….
but this won’t include Cherie…..as neither young or can be satisfied by anyone alive or dead……
ciao…bellissimo
We don’t have immigration any more. We have ” net migration “
Yes, noticed the figures and wondered why immigration overload is now always stated with the term ‘net’.
A bit like the Global warming scam is now rebranded as “Climate Change”
What a shock, not, the BBC news didn’t mention the tax dodging being done by the rich overpaid BBC staff.
Why am I not shocked?
Quite right to…..
Next you will be requesting all of our News Reports are both very truthful
& very well balanced, which will never happen.
You don’t seem to even begin to understand all of our time, effort & your money
we have poured into this Biased Broadcasting Company Project over the decades
Hope you can see that Patten or No Patten we will not deviate from our Project’s Mission
even if we were taken off air, then all shot, several times, it would make no difference at
all.
Now off to bed as you need an early start in the morning to get the extortionate
sum of money needed for your BBC TV Licence or else !!
Stalin would be pleased.
I wish the London Olympics every success.
Are Rich & Mark on holiday together, then?
Yes. They’ve gone a “cartooning week” in Skegness.
I would like to insert a “on” there somewhere.
Then replace ‘cartooning’ with ‘tromboning’.
Pumpers!!
Fuck that. What’s wrong with this Heath Robinson site tonight?
Oh. It’s me
Don’t worry. I don’t think anyone realised that you blew it…
Technical hitch.
Or was that ditch?
Or glitch?
Or kitsch? (Most probably)
A truly harrowing story, our constitution (yes, we actually have one) is slowly being eroded. Roger Hayes, a decent and courageous man, tried in a secret court:
http://www.thebcgroup.org.uk/blog/roger-hayes-arrested-tried-secret-court-imprisoned
Nobody had any clue as what Hayes was charged with. Roger has been witholding his council tax, since our taxes are used for unlawful purposes, such as being swallowed up by fraudulent companies, engaging in unlawful wars overseas, and councils cannot fully account for where our money is going..
We are moving into VERY dangerous territory in this country…
I would like to insert a “on” there somewhere.
What the fuck? I ain’t like I ain’t done this before, FFS! *Moves up a few inches*
We have learnt lessons, Jeremy Hunt about Group4 on Newsnight , why didn’t he just have a digital tape recording from the one of the hundreds of politicians and uncivil servants saying the same thing time after time after the damage has been done.
‘Learn the lessons, draw a line under it, move on’.
Toilets Maguire on Sky News “Only 1% of the Country is lived on, there’s plenty of space for more immigrants”
sure, except those empty spaces have no houses, no roads, no trains, no buses and no shops.
Is Maguire really a mong?
We’ll just have to provide new council houses, schools, hospitals, roads, social services and benefits for all these people. The funding can all be plucked from the Money Trees that Ed and I planted in the gardens of Downing Street in 1997.
UN Gordon is going to give an education to all the children in the World with his handful of magic beans.
but most importantly Gordon UN McMental is going to teach & fully train all of the children of the Universe & Beyond the MBA accredited way of completely breaking up Nokia Top of the Range Mobile Phones so they are totally broken & cannot be recycled.
Just look what will happen to the Nokia Share Price once he gets really started
their shares will soar upwards only…….get in quick & buy some before its to late
And chopped down shortly afterwards by the Nasty Tory Party…….
who blighted all of the fiscal abundance that should have been there to be plucked
every year since then
1% sounds way too high. We need to start culling people.
I’ve lived here all my life but I don’t mind setting an example by volunteering to go first.
Yep. Maguire really is a mong.
Of course he is blighted by the lefty gene of having to tell lies. They are frit of understanding human nature.
I’m sure his house is under occupied. How about taking in a few Somalis Mr Maguire.
Maguire is either a Celt nationalist wanting to fcuk the English through mass immigration, or he profits personally from the whole scam.
Well Labour have benefited from nearly 4 million new voters.
Support for mindless immigration transcends both left and right.
There’s a virtual cartel of vested interests out there that wants those damned borders kept open whatever the long term cost to the country.
Labour, Tories, Lib Dems, the EU, employers, landlords, universities, the big supermarkets, even the churches, all want open borders, cos they benefit personally, either financially or through getting more punters.
So when any of these lying bastards spouts the usual ‘the country needs more immigrants’ bullsh1t, they really mean ‘our special vested interest needs more immigrants’.
Thats why there are no corner shops on Motorways…….
If you drive a large van along the motorway, you’ve always got somewhere to piss behind.
Very funny, sir!
@ Confushias, that was.
We’ve all been there.
THIS IS AN A PP E AL ON BEHALF OF THE BBC PARTY
We a currently looking for bad news stories related to any of the following:
Conservative party.
Liberal democrats.
Boris Johnson.
Olympics.
Trains and transport.
Banking.
Unemployment.
National debt.
Hospitals/ NHS.
Schools.
These topics are, of course, part of our on-going strategy of undermining the Tory led coalition government.
If you have a story, no matter how small or pointless, please get in touch. Our team of dedicated experts are always on hand to exaggerate and twist the most dubious and insignificant event into a national crisis, worthy of a top news billing. Which enables us to call upon members of the Labour party to hold forth, uninterrupted, on the topic that can then, with expert opinion and analysis, be stretched out for some considerable time until the next important issue comes along.
Please, absolutely no positive stories about any of the above topics, though we are always interested to hear your good news tales of Ed Milliband and the Labour party.
What about 14 year old boys questioning the great leader? That is not really on, is it? Catamitocracy awaits…
Can you remember to insert the word ‘shambles’, ‘omni-shambles’ or ‘shambolic’ into all of the above stories ? We have to get these buzzwords planted deep into people’s brain.
Can’t understand why they are appealing. Their Cup overfloweth with such bilge water.
+1,000,000
I did not learn about this until quite recently. The BBC have been employing Marcus Agius, a known manipulator of financial markets, and all the misery-making that this entails, for £47,000 for 28 days work to advise the BBC trust.
I would like to ask the BBC why the BBC is paying this man such a vast sum of money, when so many licence payers are struggling? Ask most people in the street their opinion of such a person who has presided over fiddling of interest rates, and they would probably (and not unreasonably) say that this is criminal activity. Barclays has been defrauding the public out of countless millions of pounds, this gentleman has been their chairperson, how much he knew we probably won’t know, but he has had the ultimate responsibility.
Yet the BBC thinks that he is the right kind of person to advise the BBC? Something is very wrong here but it gets worse. When we listen to the news reports, we have the BBC / Robert Peston reporting quite forcefully on this topic about Barclays, and rightly so, but nobody pointing out the blindngly obvious conflict of interest here – that the BBC are paying this Barclays person substantial sums of money, while they are taking advice fom him, all the while talking about whats wrong with Barclays. This is very strange.
How can they be commenting about what Barclays / Agius is doing, which is clearly criminal activity by persons who think they’re above the law, when at the same time they are paying them this money? The BBC should be exposing much more than what they are currently doing.
Can anyone at the BBC please provide a little feedback?
Are you new to the oligopoly hold which union bosses, Libor and we have over this Country ?
Well, with a bank like Barclays, having more liabilities than the entire United Kingdom by a factor of many times, the demands upon a Chairman are fairly light. Frankly there is nothing to do at all – until the messy stuff hits the fan – and by then, of course, it is too late.
So one clocks up £700k for three days work and there is all that time going begging to sell off to someone else. Enter the BBC. Unlimited funds. Want some well-known names to give the imprimatur of global wealth and capitalist approval. Cheap at half the price, I would say. Had to give the appearance of competition so bunged some cash to the Grauniad who are so helpful with our management strategy.
Everyone ends up happy.
Now pay your fucking Telly Tax or we will emasculate your genitals…
Thank you for your comments
We would like to refer you to our flag ship Beeb 1 consumer investigation programme. Which we were very happy for one of our reporters to go on claiming numerous undisclosed benefits while exposing weekly on air the disgusting behaviour of certain UK traders, who were mainly believed to support of that Nasty Party hence our big interest in them by our courageous reporter & the need to expose them to the world for all to see.
Who our Directors are, there advice and there small remuneration packages, is our business only, as we don’t have to publish accounts so are accountable to no one least of all Licence Payers
WE know who you are & where you live, well until now…….
The BBC is just full of tax dodging lefty c u n t z
What’s the problem ?????
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2174268/The-148-BBC-stars-avoiding-tax-MPs-attack-immoral-tactics-presenters-reduce-tax-bills-paid-private-companies.html
Labour created 26.7% inflation. Why were Dave and George promising to match Labour Tax and Spending?
Tesco just slapped 15p on a half ounce pouch of baccy for no apparent reason. Is that what inflation does?
Well yes and Well no.
Fiat money has to have inflation cuz no one would buy stuff and make it into other stuff if they could not inflate it and make a profit. But in the case of Baccy your half ounce probably costs a penny or two to grow and pick, the rest is tax (for health reasons of course)
You’ve just given me an idea, Grow your Own! I’ve still got a 400W sodium lamp kicking around somewhere.
In fact, I might just rig it up anyway to give an approximation of an English summer.
I like your style.
Unfortunately Chris Huhne’s green electricity subsidies have priced your sodium light out of the market. But the good news is that you will save money by chilling out and growing your own in Jamaica, while all the choc ices are shivering in Hackney
Darkies, dear? My Reg, God bless him, had a marvellous, year-round tan. His penis was always a whiter shade of pale, though.
Elsie, dear, Does that nice Mrs Botha live next door, or are you flat sharing?
We are getting confused by two old biddies fighting for space on here.
Have you tried snuff? Less harmful.
The manufacturers poke their business into other peoples’ noses.
lol ♥
I can see Uranus from here but Mars is hidden.
♥x♥
Thank fuck hers is hidden!
All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That’s his.
Oscar Wilde might have been funny but he did spout some real bollocks sometimes.
Bollocks is OK, isn’t it?
If they are on a dog, then the Grauniad Style Guide says that’s fine.
Otherwise, seek individual direction…
nothing to see here , move along, move along
I has a healthy appetite, U is d r1ce & u is d p fatbot.
Unfortunately there are no taxis whenever I need to claim for one.
What is wrong with Islington you fucking traitor?
The comedy team of Diane Abbott and Lou Costello:
Costello: “So you want me to eat in Brixton, Abbott?”
Abbott: “Sure! Help out all those new restaurateurs with all their trendy menus!”
Costello: “You know ME, Abbott, I don’t skip too many meals, as you can tell!”
Abbott: “Sure– so since you’ve gotta eat anyway, do all those folks a good turn and support them!”
Costello: “I’m sure all their food is very tasty, and probably not TOO expensive compared to some parts of town, and I’m sure they’re all wonderful people who are running those places, but… I dunno, Abbott.”
Abbott: “Don’t know what, Lou?
Costello: “It all sounds so good, but the fact remains– you finish your meal and then you have to leave to go home…”
Abbott: “What, you think you might love it SO much, you won’t want to leave?”
Costello: “It’s not that, Abbott…”
Abbott: “Then what is it, Lou? What’s your problem? Say– Brixton! You’re not prejudiced, are you?”
Costello: “You pay the bill, and tip the help, and then you leave, and… you’re still in Brixton, surrounded by all those idiots who think they’re being so ‘cool’ because they moved into a ‘tough neighbourhood’; no thanks, Abbott!”
Abbott: “That’s why I can never take you anywhere, with that attitude of yours!”
You actually go outside occasionally, don’t you?
Waits for K. Moron….
Something odd happened yesterday. The sky above became blue and a golden ball warmed my bones. Is this what green taxation is for?
No. The golden ball is a portent of the thermogeddon.
Crito, we owe a cock to Asclepius. Do pay it. Don’t forget.
You’re more than full of beans today… I think you’ve been at the medicine cabinet.
Barometer reading 92 bar today. Quite chilly at 455 C. Light showers of sulphuric acid forecast for later.
Is that a black hole?
No, it is the member for Hackney…
You funny ♥
I know. It worries me.
But I am taking pills.
I hearts you
I run outta booze. Might have to rummage around in ‘the deep cupboard’.
Not *rimshot* The deep cupboard!!!!
(Wrote a long rant about my XPS but the m0db0t got it.)
What IS the XPS thingy, darling??
It’s a big, dark, fuck-off-fast computer, made by Dell Corpn. for gamers but I use it for coding, database, spreadsheet and other such apps because it is so damned quick. I can have dozens of windows open on the screen at the same time which makes my work easier. But it is busted right now.
Did you get more booze from the cupboard?
deeeeep
Oh, OK. Sorry I asked ;(
Yeah!! Found some old Irish Licker
You weren’t to know…
My moniker has that touch of irony to goad me into mending the thing. I am strange, I know.
Are you fixed now?
The mere mention of your moniker makes my trousers bulge.
Relish it.
Love it. ♥
Consume it.
Enjoy it.
Abandon yourself…
*waves to Kenny and legs it*
Yeah, I fixed till the bottle empty, XPS. Sounds like you’ve got a big one!
I take it your tumescence is caused by the fair Genevieve and not by my big black box, Mr Moron.
If I am mistaken, then I shall be forced to plead a headache…
We makes each other laugh, yeah??
You came between us. I have eyes only for Genevieve’s moniker.
I am not the one to comment upon quantity but it is normally very busy and there are a vast number of I/O (In-Out) transactions every second until the desired result is obtained. *coughs*
What you doing up so late, XPS?
Dear Mr Moron,
I venture to suggest that your last statement comes as a huge relief to both of us.
@Poker Bum, Wood eye?
We deffo meet sometime. You buy me a half.
Gallon.
@@On8illy
Same as all the rest of us , I spose ?
I luvs meanu ♥
You’ve got to laugh, haven’t you?
Deffo.
I will fill you up ♥
You won’t need no deep cupboard…
Bob and duck.
Or is that weave and duck?
I prefer to swim and duck.
We do it!
*Doffs cap to a very funny fucker*
Brahms was a free thinker…
Must be something good on the box. I think I shall retire to bed as I am an hour ahead of you lot and I have to be up at 07:00 and again at 07:30…
Sleep well and don’t drink too much white cider.
♥
And a pollen count of O , what could be nicer for a nice afternoon
+ 1 billion
Not that I think I am more on the ball than the lord Justice leveson. It does though seem rather odd that he has not gone into taking a look at the comments sections of on line papers and blogs.
Is that fiasco still going on?
Jesus wept!
Too right it is. Good little earner this inquiry lark.
Too true. My chambers will dine out on this for years to come.
I quite fancy that Bobby Jay, though.
Hi folks. Sorry I have been away. I went to an Ann Summers party last week and haven’t looked back.
Did they have a strong enough weedkiller for what’s growing on the bottom of you, nell?
I forgive you ;P
FFFS – bbc line “Immigration is LESS than expected” news manipulation straight from communist HQ……….and also
no mention of this on the bbc:-
http://www.ipswichstar.co.uk/news/update_men_charged_with_child_abduction_and_sex_assaults_on_a_13_year_old_appear_in_court_1_1446364…….quelle surprise, the gifts of enrichment eh.
Amazing how the BBC can find racism all the way in Poland and the Ukraine, and manage not to find it down the road in Rochdale, Bradford, Oldham….
*Hasn’t read a paper or watched telly for months now*
I secretly wonder if the met office hasnt gone on a months holiday and are just showing repeats of blue blobs moving across a map of UK ……
Sir Mervyn King on commite tommorow , goodness knows how markets will take to bail out delay by the time Uk opens ….. just hope they can keep calm , I mean if Spain was going bust 2 weeks ago another 6 weeks seems a long time .
Ben Bernanke on in US ,
Quite funny really having a little retreat in the South of France was an upper middle class UK aspiration , now a nice docklands flat in rainy UK is where upper middle class French want to go ……..still boules may catch on , used to be one or two pubs round Rochester that had leagues , just hope they take to the sit down privvy and the loss of the artisan bakers who knew what french flour was ………..
*rolls on floor*
When I first visited France, I thought the metal footplates were the height of sophistication.
That depends on which way you’re facing when you stand on them.
Where’s my stalker got to?……
*waves*
As you are wondering in secret. Why have you posted your wonderings on the internet for all to see forever more until Jesus comes back?
Even worse, there will no doubt be a law to make ALL the internet posters identifiable and it will be back dated to when ISPs first kept records.
Oops, US security officials are being drafted in to work at UK airports to “protect the games” according to Sky.
FFS!
Great. A few shootings should liven things up.
What about a few stonings too?
I gave that shit up. Made my brain a bit fizzy.
The video still above illustrates perfectly what is wrong with the UK and it’s corrupt political so-called “elite”.
Screw them often and hard. Retribution is the only effective cleanser.
And watching the video above illustrates perfectly what an absolute shit-for-brains that tub of rancid flesh sitting next to Portilo is.
How do people vote for such useless fucks to lord it over them.
They vote for whoever they perceive will give them the most benefits.
Fucking great! Lloyds are sponsoring the embarrassing torch fiasco.
Thanks for the blog, P x
+1
+ 1.5
I laughed when I saw the figures.
+ 1.52 . I need to get a life.
Define “life”, sweetheart.
Not being dead.
Are you going to The Telegraph’s site tonight, E?
No! They hate me.
The Telegraph’s comment boards are populated entirely by morons.
Pompous twats. They just trying to justify their useless degrees.
The Man On Waterloo Bridge was quite intelligent, though.
Who cares? Visiting The Telegraph’s site is so mind-numbingly depressing. They should realise the game’s up when Iggy Jerk, USA and Brendon Lacluster stop posting.
I’d forgotten about Igonnakum Jerk. I DID used to be funny, didn’t I?
*waves to Emily, Kenneth, Man On Waterloo Bridge and James D’beanPole*
E x
The people in Second Life seem to be ever so slightly scared of you, E?
@ Lola-spotter
No kidding!! I’ve got the hang of the internet thingy now and I’m probably even more dangerous than I ever was
Be warned.
I misspelled “bored”.
( , ) ( ‘ ) time?
I likes to be last/first, doesn’t I Guido?
http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/well-we-sort-of-knew-this-anyway-but-we.html
Nah. I sleeping a bit, then drinking coffee and smoking. I still got a tenner to blow on stuff.
Are you working today, E?
Blow me, baby.
The Gruinard reckons Good4Shit have 52,750 staff in the UK and Ireland.
I wonder how many they really have ?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jul/16/g4s-olympic-blow-reputation
2.
And a dog.
Lucky we have don’t full employment or the likes of G4S may struggle to get staff.
Eleven and a half million visits, E? You should have said something.
I did. Third comment in , some c unt offered to “fight me for that lever”.
He now residin in the “Where is they now?” file . Wot a fuckin twat .
U knows who u is , dickhead .
E x .
That was me, E. I thought your typing was rather childish.
Give a bone a dog.
Hello Campers,
Am I still Chancellor Of The Exchequer ?
Chancer Of The X-checker, more like.
Hmmm . That won’t get through Moodbot.
Now Gordon! – You’ve been playing with yourself again!! You know the trouble we have when you pull it back too far!!
Is anyone suprised by this ?
BBC presenters avoiding tax ,
it’s the same way as MP’s avoid tax by paying themselves through their constituency offices
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2174268/148-BBC-stars-avoiding-tax-MPs-attack-immoral-tactics-presenters-paid-books.html
We should start killing them all. Time is of the essence.
Morning mate.
I paid myself through a personal service company for two decades. When your income can fluctuate hugely from one year to another, it is the only sensible thing to do as the revenue stopped clawback years ago. That means you have a disaster year but can’t get at the tax you effectively “overpaid” the previous year. Sod that, I thought. They won’t get me that way again.
They can investigate my company LOL. I have been gone for five years… Stable door, horses bolted etc..
But I did it properly. I set up a company and had multiple clients. That way IR35 did not apply. People got too casual and it was all too easy for the Treasury to jump on. Happy days. (30° here…)
I thought I talked gobbly gook , darlin
Why aren’t you asleeeeeeeep?
Mornin mate !
That’s ok and probably why the method exists , but these people are on fixed salaries as i believe , as are the low life scum MP’s who pay themselves through a constituency office
The main thing Frankie is that they create no added value.
Parasites all.
So you Conservative luvvies.
Read your Mail Organ today.
Camoron and Cleft claim they have achieved more in 2 years in Govt than Thatcher and Bliar combined!
Yes more U turns!
Vote UKIP and remove our Nation from these dangerous imbeciles
Fuck voting. Let’s have a proper street party.
Dreams it’s what politicians believe they can tell the braindead, the advertising industry do it all the time , reality is what the politicians wont tell you, neither will the advertising industry.
What exactly have they achieved ?
i can’t think of anything they haven’t “U” turned on
and as for public service cuts not enough and now too late as the damage is done
We would have made better progress with Laurel and Hardy in charge
I asked the question yesterday : exactly how much has Dave and Gideon managed to pay off the deficit , that they keep claiming to have reduced while borrowing even more than Labour which is adding to it ?
see #495
A lot of people have followed me right up the garden path!
I’m getting a bit twitchy.
Today I would like to wish Andy Murray the very best of luck.
8. 10 cm Neck Stretch (maximum time allowed – 1 hour)
9. 1000m Nancy Boy Pursuit
10. Hurl the 1nfidel (500m drop)
11. Tossing the Qoran (or is that reserved for the Highland Games?)
Guido have you seen this story perchance? http://www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/jul/16/court-order-bbc-film-riots the series was based off of the Guardian/LSE reading the riots report which unsusprisingly given its creators found the riots to be caused by police brutality, the closing down of youth centres, and the nasty, nasty coalition and other popular liberal causes.
There are unsubstantiated (though if I’m honest rather vague) rumours doing the rounds that this whole business could be hugely embarassing to both the Guardian and the BBC, when all comes to light.
I have a feeling that if you chase up your contacts in the Guardian/BBC Guido, you’ll find enough for an interesting blog update at least!
*Munches on Frosties*
Watching American TV News Reports about this G4S fiasco, the video footage they run showed a surprising number of Security Guards were all sporting bushy beards……..perhaps a co-incidence or maybe loads of these type of individuals have been able to by pass any form security checks on them & are now already in place & just waiting.
Praying the fanatical zealots we all know are out there, will not be allowed to disrupt our Olympics in any way. If they are stupid enough to try, then our armed Security should just take them out, very quickly, by every means possible, stuff there human rights.