#DailyStarSunday How Huhne has made it worse for himself, politicians 9 weeks hols out of next 11, the case for a Jolie – Gordon job swap—
Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) July 15, 2012
#DailyStarSunday Diane Abbott snoozing on the job, reshuffle tips, Tory worries about Brum and a free Batman DVD for 60p—
Guido Fawkes (@GuidoFawkes) July 15, 2012
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Andrew Pierce on Ed Balls…
“Porky Shadow Chancellor Ed Balls sweet-talked guests at a fund-raising dinner by saying if he wasn’t a politician, he would be a chef. That’s not surprising, since he was accused of cooking the Treasury books when he was Gordon Brown’s boot boy.”
Bloody foreigners, coming over here taking all our twitter followers
Good morning i thought you were in France
How can a DVD be free if it costs 60p?
It’s a Pfi batman video
What will you have to say while they are away?
And will the country, like Belgium, be better run without a Government?
But who would we then blame for …..
No you miss the point. We still have a government but them wot hold the government to account are off on their jollies.
‘hold the government to account’. How droll.
Well that’s what happened last week. They stopped Dave and Nick cutting a sordid deal and trying to bring about ill thought out changes to parliament.
Did Smith try to claim Dale’s loft as her main home whilst she was there by chance?
No no it was Iain’s Old Dog Kennel at the country estate, that she said was her main residence, old habits die hard…….flipping ….hard to believe…
Even charged for all of the cans of Dog Food she had sent from Mr T’s (who are VERY Active ZanuLieLabor Supporters) suppose she has to eat but looking at very large butt, thankfully only on TV, perhaps she’s woofing down to much….
But thats ZanuLieLabor for you…….
Screw the Tax Payers for as much as you can, as often as you can, then just say its all lies & smears as often as you can………
To whom it may concern
I understand that this is the number one political blog in the United Kingdom and have read that it is a seven day operation.
I am looking to start a career in this field and wondered if any vacancies are available at this firm.
I have no university education but am a quick learner.
I have heard rumors that only people with wealthy parents get interviewed, however I choose not to believe this.
Thanks
Can you say ‘shambles’ and ‘omni-shambles’ every five minutes ??
If so, get round to Libor party HQ. We’ve got a vacancy for you.
Can you
saycreate a complete ‘shambles’ and ‘omni-shambles’ every five minutes ??Corrected.
“I have heard rumors that only people with wealthy parents get interviewed” NO but it helps. Why not start your own blog and go into opposition. If you can say Liebore party bad and right wing Tories wonderful that would be all right for this blog, you would have to develop a thick skin and not throw a hissy fit if you are insulted by trolls, give as good as you get, you have to be able to operate the mod button, the present one is not very good. The only back point you say you have not got a university Education not a problem if you have political connections otherwise forget it and become a hack at a newspaper
“I have heard rumors that only people with wealthy parents get interviewed”
And people who can spell ‘rumours’.
Rumours of my Demise are very premature, as you can all see I’m Back !!
Doing what I only know is the very best best, being very Helpful to My best
Fiend Ed Milliepeed The Junior excrement
Ed surely does not realise how lucky he is going tobe from now on with ME fully
behind him where ever he steps……..
But it looks a bumper edition today.
AND A BATMAN DVD!!!!!
All for 60P #bargin
Holy Mackerel!
This is what I think of the daily Star Sunday.
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/1/15/Pompeya_er%C3%B3tica5.jpg/1280px-Pompeya_er%C3%B3tica5.jpg
Holy Mackeral!
I identify that cock.
No no no!
I do NOT sleep on the job !! I am very energetic for about 20 seconds.
Fucking nightmare and then she dropped off.
Comrades,
After a Cabinet meeting I am personally against austerity for 99% of the population to pay for the increasing prosperity of the remaining 1%.
Don’t forger that the Tories are the Party of the Shirkers and Labour are the Party of the Workers.
“A free batman DVD for 60p” ?? The Cabinet are struggling to get their collective heads around that one. It’s either free or 60P
Includes a free beach body diet plan
Free Batman DVD and Book (from WHSmith).
Free celebrity magazine and 7-day tv guide.
Topics in Star:
Mps Holidays
Huhne hires Redknapps layer
Abbott feel asleep during social health care debate
Ed MIliband invites tax avoider to “Creative review”
Tory whip inline for promotion in reshuffle
Keep an eye on Hunt after Olympics
Tory members don’t like Birmingham for conference
Angelina Jolie has addressed Mps more than Gordon Bron this year.
Huhne hires Redkanpps Lawyer.
Yes. It makes sense.
Huhne does not add up either…
Riveting i’m sure……but what of tits…?
Yes it has to have tits in it, tits are a must.
Of course it’s got tits – it mentions MPs and they are tits.
I think he means (.)(.)
Time to call in the expert – let Bill Oddie see.
Or, on Channel 99: (,) (‘)
You’ll never get my men’s triathlon tickets Alky Campbell!
Olympic swingers party?.
Actress Helena Bonham Carter has claimed that her long-time friend David Cameron is not right-wing and not even particularly conservative.
During an interview to promote her new film Dark Shadows – directed by Tim Burton and also starring Johnny Depp – Bonham Carter claimed that her chum of 15 years would be a member of the centre-left Democratic Party if he was in politics in the US.
Bonham Carter is famously liberal, so when asked about her friendship with the prime minister by the Sunday Times newspaper, she replied: “He’s not that conservative, actually.
“I mean, he’s not a right-wing person. If he was in America, he’d be a Democrat, and he’s got a hilarious sense of humour, which nobody really knows about.”
She did seem to immediately back pedal on her comments, however, adding: “I worried about ‘He’s not very conservative’ being slung back at him like a boomerang from some back bench.”
Ms Bonham-Carter is in the right church but the wrong pew; such “soft,” “not-really-Conservatives” in the US are often found in the Republican Party, where they are derisively referred to as “RINO’s”: Republicans In Name Only; the prime example of this phenomenon was Mike Bloomberg, media tycoon and mayor of the city of New York, who until he decided to go non-partisan was such a Republican. Mike Bloomberg, who has become a nanny-state nagger during his eleven years in office, finally decided to eschew his Party designation as they and he had become mutual embarrassments. (Republicans in the northeastern United States tend to be more liberal than the Party anyway, but Bloomberg was just too much.) And David Cameron would seem to be the UK equivalent; if we assume that UKIP on certain issues may more closely approximate how the more small-c conservative voters in the UK feel on these issues, then Cameron is a PACINO– Possibly A Conservative In Name Only
So CMD One Term Bullingdon TOFF Blagger
has Now Confirmed as BLUE LieLabor then !!!
We have all noted this fact….
VOTE UKIP & ditch the ConLieLaborLibDem Blood Brothers for Good !!
Good Afternoon
It’s sunny so far today !
That will be down to global warming.
My choc ice is melting. Racists.
Dats a double racist term, Whitestuff.
Black people cannot be racist.
Lords reform is the most pressing issue of our age!
You speak for yourself…. you Bitch……
I want a fully Legal one up the Bum & often from now on…..
The Gay Marriage Bum Boys Act must cum first………no matter how much it costs
so fcuk those doddering old farts as they could not raise there newspapers let
alone there drooping clapped out appendage’s which most of them think
is just for there p*ssing out of only…….
i personally think that Rio Ferdinand’s “choc ice” comment may be racist
to suggest being white on the inside is a negative trait could be offensive to some pepple
The Blacks are always trying to divide and rule.
Wacist!
And yous a Chocolate Gateau covered in Cream.
You Neapolitan Ice!
Wot about Mr Whippies 99 flake cornet?.
I like me choc ices.
One wonders what Cheryl Cole might have to say about all this racist stuff?
Choc ices are the Uncle Toms of the ice-cream world.
Same bat time, same bat channel.
Kerpow!, Smash!, Sock!, Knuckle!
Yvette Balls wearing a VERY short skirt on Sunday Politics. She clearly wants to distract Brillo from tough questioning.
Maybe she’s going to go TOLO!
Be very careful in Tolo. You only have to kiss them there and they become pregnant…
He does has nice legs, but would you?
Not if Ed ‘ don’t impugn my integrity’ Ballsache has been there.
Can you see her toggle and two?
A popular Prime Minister needs to show good judgement by having staff who keep their ears to the ground. That’s why I always hire from uninformed.dating.com.
In the interests of security at the games, instead of the occasional asserts in London, can’t they just save themselves the hassle and nuke the mosques in Bradford, Luton and Tower Hamlets?
I mean arrests. Predictive text on phone.
Rowenna Davis is looking perky today!
Yes but I prefer Isabel Oakeshott.
Count me in.
Rowenna just mentioned the “omni-shambles” word!
Excellent ! We’ll get her on an all-female short-list but keep my husband well away.
Phwoarrrrr!
Fancy a job as a diary secretary, luv ?
Who’s Rowenna Davis?
She’s a hack who is a Labour councillor and has a habit of doing the Sky News paper review in low cut tops as she’s well blessed with boobage.
Where am i ?
We in the labour party have a new phrase for this week, it’s EXTRA SUPER ENORMOUS GARGANTUAN SHAMBLES.
You’re going too far, too fast. EXTRA SUPER ENORMOUS GARGANTUAN SHAMBLES is reserved for the first week of the Olympics.
By letting Blair back into the labour camp Ed Milband condones Blair’s lies over Iraq. The blood is now on Miliband’s hands as well. Just shows Miliband for what he is, a hypocritical piece of shit.
Yep showing his real true Color NOW Red Ed Milliepeed The Minor thru & thru……
with Bliar the War Butcher now up his back passage !!
VOTE UKIP to end this nightmare of ConsLieLaborLibDems BLOOD Brothers Alliance
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that is point. but then cam calls him master……as the labcon parties not going into political oblivion…i assume TB is.
Sunday Letters Editors differing versions ….
Cop the chopping and changing versions of Michael Bonds letter in
A – The MOS pg 85.
B – The Sunday Telegraph pg 27.
All about ED the red.
In these austere times it is important to get one’s priorities right. That’s why I give your money to the Indians (in spite of their protests) to encourage them to build more lunar call centres to cope with all the calls from the poor who are so desperate to survive that they will borrow from Wonga at criminal interest rates and thereby fund my not-at-all-Conservative party.
http://www.mirror.co.uk/night-copy/wonga-the-men-who-made-50million-830110
You are a member of Stella Creasy staff and i claim my £5.
But why did Ed Miliband have dinner with Roland Rudd (google if you don`t understand)
Have you paid your £250,000 fee ? Until you do I’m busy chillaxing.
Chicken feed.
Steve Ovett to light the Olympic cauldron.
Can I suggest we use Gordon Brown to light the Olympic cauldron? We douse him in petrol then light him and get Fatima Whitbread to throw him in followed by the other 650 wankers at Westminster. Oh and the staff of Radio 5 live.
+650!
Here Here Well Said ………
Thats the way to create more Jobs……..
Here Here…. Well Said ………
Thats the way to create more Jobs……..
Its all Sue’s Fault ……….
Seem’s to be a similar type of Echo here……..
Are there others listening ???
I’ve met my match.
Making Gordon the UN Global Education Envoy is akin to Blair being made the ME Peace Envoy…i.e. a fcuking piss-take!
What we now needed is a new Secretary General of UN as the present incumbent
has taken complete leave of his senses by taking on board this bad tempered fruit & nut case, Gordon Who Likes One Up the Bum McMental should kept locked up in a secure unit for our protection………
What is his NOKIA allowance each month ??????????????????
(PS Watch Nokia Shares they will rise NOW !!!)
What is it with these Lefties? They get paid by the state to do a job and then spend all their time doing another job. And why does the state continue to pay them?
Transport paid for me and my staff to New York campuses; value £1,598.14. (Registered 3 July 2012)
Airfare, transport and accommodation in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia, also paid for me and my staff; £10,950.91. (Registered 3 July 2012)
Flights and accommodation paid for me and my staff; value £12,470.46 to attend a forum in Mexico City hosted by the Nicolas Berggruen Institute. Address of Nicolas Berggruen Institute: 9720 Wilshire Blvd, 6F Beverly Hills, CA 90212. Hours: 2 days. (Registered 3 July 2012)
Payment of £49.497.95 for speech to Itau BBA in New York. Address of Itau BBA: Itau BBA USA, 767 5th Avenue, 50th Floor, New York, NY 10153, USA. Hours: 3 hrs. Flights and transport also paid for me and my staff; value £17,001.91. (Registered 3 July 2012)
Payment of £60,679.90 for speech to the Abu Dhabi Education Council Abu Dhabi. Address of the Abu Dhabi Education Council: PO Box 36005, Abu Dhabi, United Arab Emirates. Hours: 1 hrs. Flights, transport and accommodation also paid for me and my staff; value £14,059.91. (Registered 3 July 2012)
http://www.publications.parliament.uk/pa/cm/cmregmem/120709/brown_gordon.htm
I would volunteer for that… £££’ s.
But where’s are the Expenses for the constant replacement of top of the range NOKIA Mobile Phones ??
Or does that need a FOI Application ??
Does the UN publish expenses of there Parasites & Pimps they Use ??
As with the PM’s biscuits, that’s callsified!
Now, let’s start with your full details, – and I mean FULL!
Then we’ll move on to your family details, and history. Pack a suitcase and be ready by the front door, – we know where you live and we’re already watching so don’t try to slip out the back way, – we’ve got someone there too! You’ll be gone a few days.
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what is special about the speech…. is the text anywhere that makes it worth a quid or two.
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£60, 679.90……precisely.
was this all that hard slog was for, in UK politics.
all that pain and agony. poor man, poor us.
UN is useless waste of money.
Global Gordon.
Gordon Global?.
or even Goebels Global Gordon?
Imposter at @140, but Gordan globbells snot,
Hope he decides to fly AEROFLOP ……..they have an outstanding record !!!
for not getting there…..
Wazza matta wiv peepal???!!! Eh!!! ANSA ME THAT!!!!!????? Gordo dun good an he aint no jeenyus!!!! An me Departee PM wiv no A levorls!!!! Cor strykealoit!!!!!
That peeza dlivry girl cumin wiv more is she? is she?? Phwaooarrhhh! – oid loik ter heat her cheese toppin!!!!! – no wot oi meenn?? Tho oym a teet man meself!!!
How many Private Security employees were used to guard the Beijing Olympics?
Answer on a pinhead to……..
oops, G4S shortfall, we need more.
Please Lord Cock !!!
We monitored your unhelpful Question & Please
Come & visit us before we visit YOU ! !
Thats not a request but an offer YOU cannot refuse……
We do not have enough “choc ices” in our Cabinet.
Anyone in the Big Society got any ideas?
Yes Why dont you FCUK OFF NOW….. BULLINGDON, One Term, TORY TOFF LIAR !!!
Remove the ‘c’ and you’re left with ‘choices’.
Two Latent Points then !!!
Both very true ……..Enough Choices…..Left = Blue Labor
Perhaps the Law of Unintended Consequences………
although thats to much latent intelligence for this Chillax, One Term,
Bullingdon Tory Toff Liar ……
A lot of people say to me “Prime Minister, what have you done that makes you fit to hold that Office?”
And I say, “Look, – I’ve given lots of speeches!”
I have made more speeches than Cameron. When can I start
ruiningrunning the Country ?Yes, – but not just ANY speeches! – These are Etonian / Oxford Axis Speeches, – with extra added Toffism!
Now go – little person! – bet you ain’t got a Wind Farm Scam either neuh neuh neuh!!
In 2015 – but by then, I’ll have smashed the place to bits and covered it in concrete and sadlled it without another £400billion debt and stuffed it full of immigrants and there’ll be nothing left for you to ruin! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!
Toodle pip!
You forget the War in the Persian Gulf thats been planned for 2014 – 2016
No need for a GE in 2015 as Marshall Law will have been invoked &
I will be the only one that can revoked this measure to keep the peasants
under foot, so time will be on my side.
It’s ‘ martial law’, not ‘Marshall Law’.
You are Ed Balls and I claim my £ 5 Tax Credit.
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…..while the rest of europe flounders….we take it easy.
…..can’t complain.
FCUK FCUK been found out …………
Not my fault, Gordon said it would be OK for Sue to post in disguise
so Double Fcuk SUE…….I’ll fcuk GB later once Yvette’s not around
BTW can I pay by Post Dated Cheque ?
Of course I need a VAT Official Receipt for obvious reasons……
Red Ed has decided that we should launch a Charm Offensive.
I’m going to do the charm.
Ed Balls will do the offensive.
That’s my boy !
Where there’s plenty of B.L.A.C.K Gold called OIL you can be sure that
World President in Waiting T.Bliar will be using his veracious tongue to get into every orifice possible for his own Tax Free Enrichment
now look here…i am always going to be surrounded by BODYGUARDS. There is nothing British about me.
I…FictionTone….am always going to be surrounded…
Are they G4S Bodyguards then ???
If so you may, THANKFULLY, about to have a Big Problem …….
Excuse Me But I personally wrote the Training Schedule for our Locog Olympics Contract & look at the outstanding success its been, very few companies can or wish to claim this achievement
I have been snoozing for the last 9 months after I finished the laying of the foundations London 2012
And what of Dr Ex Home secretary / not fit for purpose fame John Reid and the yearly ‘bung’ he gets from G4S – or would he rather keep that a little secret … oh its mentioned in the MOS ho hum.
nah. he uses the best…not the rest.
its Fee’s, Tax Free Fee’s…. when will these ignorant retards (we like to keep them that way as they are easier to whip into line) ) start to learn this difference, there Liberal over use of obscene & offensive words like Bung………leaves a very bad taste in the mouth
Last time I looked to see who’s in Lord Coe’s olympics gestapo the name Rothschild appeared. Now it’s gone – why would that be ?
Maybe this is why…
“Conflict with the Olympic Committee began last year when Iran threatened to boycott the London Games in protest over its “London 2012” logo, created by famous designer Wolff Olins. Iranian authorities pointed out that Olins’ artistic “2012” can be too easily rearranged to spell the word “Zion””
http://www.rt.com/news/politics-darkens-london-olympics-813/print/
Do you mean that Coe has come to his senses or simply that the Rothschild name has been expunged ?
Can’t have the family and fiends getting bad publicity now can we?
I thought Brown’s turd McBride was told to fuck off and do one.
I thought Brown’s tùrd McBride was told to fuck off and do one.
Next week they are going to send me some little ones so I can Practice before
I really get going…..I don’t want to be carried away
Another money grubbing Huhne!