5 Year-Old Vintage Hennessy
The Sunday Telegraph’s Patrick Hennessy has gone big today on his mate Damian McBride’s confirmation two weeks ago of the truth of a Guido story about a secret email system dating back from 2007.
Hennessy’s rival John Rentoul over at the Sunday Indy mocks the vintage of the story:
Nice one @PatJHennessy! A news story soc.li/STlOz8l out of a @DPMcBride blog from 2 weeks ago dpmcbride.tumblr.com via @blairsupporter—
John Rentoul (@JohnRentoul) July 14, 2012
Truth will out. Eventually.
ha ha !!!!
Meanwhile can Labour ask this GS4 director about the shambles going on? http://t.co/FNGTkYzc
He shouldnt be to hard to get hold of!
Rio Ferdinand is Raaaacist!
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18847477
Prosecute him, innit!
The inside of a choc ice is white, like Ferdinand’s mum.
So Ferdiand is white.
Was the petrol price rigged too?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/fuel/9401934/Was-the-petrol-price-rigged-too.html
Motorists may have been paying too much for their petrol because banks and other traders are likely to have tried to manipulate oil prices in the same way they rigged interest rates, an official report has warned.
80% of the cost of petrol is TAX you dummy. As always divert attention away from government rigging markets and focus on triviality. The sheep will follow.
it’s a 2 week old story.
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is the telegraph fit for purpose….and what about all the rest. If McBride the source then who is McHusband.
ha.
if McBribe is the source then who is McMaster…
I never knew McPoison. Don’t impugn my integrity.
McDripDrip….or McDrowninit…the greasy one…. He has oil on his hands.
ha.
hashnotnice.
The Telegraph was Jonah’d a long time ago.
Mastertard…!
Tut tut spelling
Masterretard
http://onlineslangdictionary.com/meaning-definition-of/tard
We line and learn. Another word for my vocab.
live even
concrete pump, the Dean Gaffney of order_order.com
SQUEE!
And didn’t Magoo spend several years over at the gruniad as its Pilgrim brother front man reporter ‘spinning things up of course.
Links AEEU / Soho offices / K Jackson / M Dugher / union vote rigging / D Simpson / Roger the current bun eater Lyons etc The ‘Brothers in arms’.
Every penny spent on shredders and destroying servers and hard disks was worf it! Wasn’t it Cherry dearest!!??
this country is forgiving….see Andy Murray. Problem with Bliar is that we won’t believe it if in the unlikely event he expresses genuine remorse. so….it’s goodbye, goodluck and goodriddance.
So who is going to take out an injunction on Tone B’Liar then, if more evidence has come to light, McBride will certainly be no friend of B’Liar, come on you £100,000p.a. lads, money where mouth is. Unfortunately in government there is a person who claims to be the heir of B’Liar I wonder if he was trained in the same type of scams.
What, no one? Not one solitary one
My limp is dick, my eyes are dim
B£iar and Brhoon are in the Bin
(please G*d ) !!!!
Is it me or do some on the left want a terrorist attack during the Olympics?
It’s our right to protest!
protest is your religion. loyalty is this country’s…which McBliar forgot.
The establishment are giving alky eeda every opportunity to make their mark. No doubt a smokescreen, triggering even more punitive legislation to curtail freedoms, in this wretched fash-ist country.
The left don’t see them as terrorist attacks, they see them are ‘expressions of freedom’
The answer to your question can be found in Vas’ reply to Mays’ statement on the G4S problem this week. To stumble once over wishing for a safe games……….
A cynic might say that Vas was looking foward to picking over the bones for personal and party advantage, good job I’m not admitting to being cynical.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/democracylive/hi/house_of_commons/newsid_9737000/9737147.stm
04:30
07:06
QED
Politicos are all the same when smear time comes around
Tut tut. One man’s terrorist is…. you know the rest.
I happen to be going to the olympics with my nephew. If there is any trouble, that affects the safety of him, I swear I will be coming after someone in government.
Their are 2 ministers involved Thersa May and Jeremy HUNT which one would you chose then?
Nowt to do with my chum Sebby, nowt to do with ‘im at all I say.
I would blame the people who thought it a good idea to have the Olympics in a city that is rife with wannabe terrorists.
Too right.
I’d blame the people who let the wannabe terrorists in in the first bloody place.
Or the one’s that passed the bloody Human Rights Act that our judges use to stop us deporting people who don’t like us in case they actually have to face some horrible questioning from a nasty man who attaches electrodes to their testicles
Electrodes on the genitals are far too kind for most of the human detritus that Labour and the Coalition of Fabians, have “enriched” our society with.
I think that the East Enders would be happier if Chequers Cammerons Oxfordshire house also had a selection of rockets stuck on the roofs, just to show that we are in it together
It probably already has.
The difference is, if one of those obsolete rapiert systems misfires at Chequers it will only hit a few trees. In the middle of the East End, it would kill many people. Same thing with the stupid RAF threats to shoot down anything they feel like in the next couple of months. Where is the debris going to land?
daredevil skydiving team as part of opening ceremony unfortunately disintegrated by missile system
Oy Vey !
What a mess !
Seeing as G O’D “now knows” lots of things which he did not know back then – isn’t it time he called in the Police / CPS to investigate several issues of fraud and criminality by many of his former ‘colleagues’.
Even within ‘Tort law’ – when new evidence comes to light which one did not know of previously; then the person who has been fooled has one year to make good the wrongs of those who have done wrong. That is of course if one is not invertebrate.
Marbles is a fully rigged ocean going Hunt. I’d pay good money to see Wendy Deng kick the living shit out of him 24-7 for the next 100 years.
All that I can see is a vehicle with a key in the ignition. I don’t see any police markings. You can’t even see if it is actually a van. And you certainly can’t see if it is empty.
It’s a bit like that photo of Clarkson “using a mobile at the wheel” whilst the car was stationary and he was sat in the passenger seat.
And how did the spacker manage that shot from his wheel chair?
nice to see police so strapped all they can afford are Mercedes
Theres still a few billion more to be squeezed out
Yup, it looks as if it is a brand new Merc as well, just right right for some crim to nick, it certainly would have been if parked outside a warehouse.
http://www.rt.com/news/car-stolen-owner-rescues-158/
cor blimy guv! These stoopd toffs aynt got nuffin on nobode!! An me gotaway wiv no gravy on me shirt – if yer see wotoymeen!!! Hahahahaha!
Oh do fuck off, you tedious twat
Nothing will distract me from my primary interest in young schoolchildren!
Well, young boys for sure. Young girls seem to be safe.
What has the eminent Silent Bob or the Silent Lord Cullen Report have to say about this?
Silence speaks volumes.
Embargoed.
1997 – a year to remember for its smoke screens and fig leaves.
The European Court of Justice (ECJ) needs more judges to cope with a backlog of cases, the government said in the House of Commons on 12 July 2012.
Applicants should apply in crayon to G4S. Anyone over 5 should not apply as we expect it will take 60 years to process your application.
No!1 G4S doesn’t mean Gold 4 Shit.
This week we saw Gordon Brown appointed a UN envoy on global education, so he can do to other countries’ education systems what he did to Britain’s economy, and Tony Blair return to the fold as an adviser to Ed Miliband.
Labour: the comedy gift that keeps on giving.
Looks rather like a shambles, doesn’t it ?
Giving & Giving & Giving…………
All of them ConsLieLaborLibDems all in the same long running pact called
The Blood Brothers Alliance who’s only COMMON interest is POWER,CONTROL & MONEY, loads & loads of it……by any means possible
VOTE UKIP & to remove this Mendacious Cancerous Alliance forever……..
I’m Batman
Well you’ve certainly been Robin.
Odd that it’s taken five years for the Telegraph to bring it out when for much of that time the political editor of the Daily Telegraph and very good chum of Mr McBride was aware of that same fact but chose not to use it as a story before leaving for the pastures of PR
You mean like the press lobby pack didn’t know about it either? I just wonder how many ‘leaks’ came from that computer.
When will we get the full story about Gordon Brown’s nocturnal adventures on Wimbledon Common in the early 80s, which has been alluded to here in past comments?
Don’t believe everything you read on here. It’s not the Guardian
Yes I was the real fall guy who voluntary confessed, after threats of renditioning, to improper behaviour on Clapham Common, as the story was about to break of the nocturnal outings on Wimbledon Common of Gordie Boy…….That way the story was spiked as the general public just would not believe we were all Daisy Chainers together continually looking for a very large Golden Rivet…
Now would they………
Wimbledon Common as well. I heard that he’d buggered half the rent boys in Edinburgh.
And Cape Cod.
Any proper investigators out there? Google ‘Fettisgate’ It’s all there!
The MOS alluded in a publication some years ago to a very, very close coming together of Blair and Brown. Neither of them sued the pants off or asked for an apology from the MOS – could that be because it was true?
I’ll write whatever stories I feel like writing about whenever I feel like writing about them, Rent-boy. You don’t rush Hennessy; some things are meant to be savoured for awhile! Did I at any time imply this was “breaking news” rather than just a discussion? Maybe I was holding off till I might be able to get a quote or two– did you think of that?
It’s not like this information wasn’t known– Damian the Leper figured, just like with those closeted gays who eventually come out long after they are outed, by the time he admitted anything most people’s reaction would be, “Oh, THAT piece of stale news? Now tell me something I DON’T know!” So McBride wrote about it two weeks ago, and Queen Anne is still dead; he waited five years, so two more weeks on my part wasn’t going to make much of a difference. Now go home and get your freakin’ shine box!
Pass the port please. Easier on the liver.
Did someone say smear?
If you have any evidence put it on the coffee table
Oh….
I’m writing an article about my experience last month travelling through Afghanistan and how I came close to being killed on numerous occasions, and how it was only thanks to my fluent arabic that I saved myself from certain death.
Try Pashto; that’s what they sp*e*ak in Afghanistan. Porkies have to have a modicum of believability, after all, or nobody will ever believe you.
Oh– hold on a sec…Johann Hari, right? Believability? Where did my mind go for that fleeting second?
Johann – you are still “in contempt of the Court of Public Opinion”
And it is further Ordered that:
Unless and Until
You Johann Hari do purge your contempt ‘publicly’ for still being in denial of your many wrong doings you shall remain to be laughed and derided at publicly – for all time.
It is so Ordered by the Court of Public Opinion this day Sunday 15th July 2012.
I’d heard the goatherds like a bit of arse for a change, Johann.
Is that why they looked kindly on you?
Brown’s arsewipe McBride!
Desperate hoons.
Soldiers know when they join up that we politicians will treat them like shit and cannon fodder, we always have done and we always will do.
Soldiers don’t expect nor do they deserve a bonus, unlike we politicians and our rich friends in the banks who are the bravest of the brave.
Do you know how much bravery is required to dine on a nice wine and roast in the Common bar? Soldiers have it easy, so what if their body armour is rubbish or their bullets don’t fire? That’s what you get when you join the army.
So cheer up chaps, you won’t be charged for your two week stint in those tents, stop whining and do your job, I’m off to the opening ceremony in my Zil like a good Tory boy.
I fully support every word of this very accurate posting, we have the same standards & always will…..
I also full endorse every word in the previous postings,
We are all in this Coalition
so all of ours Lies are all in Coalition
all of our Misrepresentation is all in Coalition
all of our Manipulation is all in Coalition
all of our Media Control (BBC,Channel 4 + Guardian,Mirror & Indie) all
sing from the same Hymn sheet all in Coalition
all of our giving away Tax Payers Money is all in Coalition
all of our Overseas Chucking away Tax Payers Money is all in Coalition
And rest assured we will continue in this slip slop shambles all in Coalition
Because thats really what the British People electorate need,
One Up the Bum, Often & very Frequently but all in Coalition
It’s an omni-shambles. Everything was perfect during The Reign of Terror 1997 – 2010.
1997-2010? The Tories were in power, how many times do we have to tell you?
Obviously you are not paying attention. The infamous reign of terror is still with us and is currently about to monitor every e-mail, phone call or jotting on a website. The Reign of Terror 1997- ongoing.
John Rent-Tool.
him is a fossil. don’t like him.
Why the fuck would anyone buy The Star on Sunday, let alone read it?
Is it better to buy it on Monday?
To look at The Star Babes!
http://www.dailystar.co.uk/starbabes/14809/Holly/
Fuck nose. I always found Hennessy too dry for my taste.
I know Anthony Blair reads this blog. This one’s for you, darling:
I’ll get a round in.
How’s your throat, E?
Could someone take him out like I was taken out – then it could all be whitewashed over?
You caused a riot when all the beauty parlours heard the Met were doing Brazilians for nothing.
blair is blessed…he is protected. he has an excellent relationship with god …so he is materially very successful. His soul/heart is naff. No wonder he is as unhappy as they come.
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Intellectually he is lacking as he has not worked out his life purpose yet. He wants our love…but bigger than us as a nation is God. Go Mystic go tone….go into that world and aid us to enter THAT world.
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that is your USP on earth….your life purpose.
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stop wasting your time on us.#justathought
E. Is it true that you’re an aggresive, predatory lesbian with more than a passing interest in BDSM?
Depends how you’re spelling ‘aggressive’, “first time reader”. Yep, it’s all true.
Your moniker gives me a wooden.
What was MoodBot’s problem with Sally Ho!’s comment?
Your moniker gives me a woody.
Ah, OK. I quite like BDSM but Mummy’s just cooked me some beans on toast.
Here’s MY favourite Four Seasons song, “Wot happens…”, and I dedicate it to you and all the Guido-blog readers:
Culture secretary Jeremy Hunt is wheeled out on the Marr Show to defend the government (things must be really bad, where is Theresa May? This is her department. Why should we take the word of Jeremy hunt anyway, he is a proven liar and has already been seen to mislead parliament several times over his assignations with the Murdochs and News International! This is a government of liars, misleaders and they get worse daily as they stumble from one crisis to the next.
Politicians tell lies? What next someone will be telling us they also fiddle their expenses.
It’s a shambles.
No…it’s an omni-shambles!
Using the term “choc ice” to describe someone who is deemed to be “black” on the outside but “white” on the inside is by definition a discriminatory term. It supposes that there is a clear difference between being black or white other than merely the colour of someones skin. So my question to those who band this term about is what issues are distinctly black about a person as opposed a white person and are they saying that the colour of a persons skin does make a difference on a host of issues. If so what ?
Mу mоthеr bоrе mе іn thе sоuthеrn wіld,
Аnd І аm blасk, but О, mу sоul іs whіtе!
Whіtе аs аn аngеl іs thе Еnglіsh сhіld,
But І аm blасk, аs іf bеrеаνеd оf lіght.
Mу mоthеr tаught mе undеrnеаth а trее,
Аnd, sіttіng dоwn bеfоrе thе hеаt оf dау,
Shе tооk mе оn hеr lар аnd kіssèd mе,
Аnd, роіntіng tо thе Еаst, bеgаn tо sау:
‘Lооk аt thе rіsіng sun: thеrе Gоd dоеs lіνе,
Аnd gіνеs Hіs lіght, аnd gіνеs Hіs hеаt аwау,
Аnd flоwеrs аnd trееs аnd bеаsts аnd mеn rесеіνе
Соmfоrt іn mоrnіng, јоу іn thе nооndау.
‘Аnd wе аrе рut оn еаrth а lіttlе sрасе,
Τhаt wе mау lеаrn tо bеаr thе bеаms оf lоνе;
Аnd thеsе blасk bоdіеs аnd thіs sunburnt fасе
Аrе but а сlоud, аnd lіkе а shаdу grоνе.
‘Fоr whеn оur sоuls hаνе lеаrn’d thе hеаt tо bеаr,
Τhе сlоud wіll νаnіsh; wе shаll hеаr Hіs νоісе,
Sауіng, “Соmе оut frоm thе grоνе, mу lоνе аnd саrе,
Аnd rоund mу gоldеn tеnt lіkе lаmbs rејоісе.”‘
Τhus dіd mу mоthеr sау, аnd kіssèd mе,
Аnd thus І sау tо lіttlе Еnglіsh bоу.
Whеn І frоm blасk аnd hе frоm whіtе сlоud frее,
Аnd rоund thе tеnt оf Gоd lіkе lаmbs wе јоу,
І’ll shаdе hіm frоm thе hеаt tіll hе саn bеаr
Τо lеаn іn јоу uроn оur Fаthеr’s knее;
Аnd thеn І’ll stаnd аnd strоkе hіs sіlνеr hаіr,
Аnd bе lіkе hіm, аnd hе wіll thеn lоνе mе.
If Cole is a choc-ice, Abbot is a Yorkie bar.
I always thought Blake had a screw loose
Just been reading about Lord Byron. Now there was a chap who lived life in the fast lane.
I used to be known as The Stig.
regardless of skin pigmentation …where one is born does make a difference.
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the dark continent does produce souls with evil in them …. idi amin……and also those whose spirits are white …say mandela.
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when one is in touch with the evil within…it does energise. it does show up in our humour and sexuality. can’t be helped…..the inner wiring. me thinks.
but what can be helped is our will to evolve, grow….rather than denying oneself.
#justathought
Why not just call ‘em an ‘Uncle Tom’. It used to be the pejorative of choice for the culturally enriching types who didn’t like the idea of integration.
The Septics have a particularly good term – “House N1gger”. Belafonte once used it to describe Colin Powell round about the time of the bioweapons UN speech he gave.
A far more common appellation than “H-N,” which is used to refer to people of colour thought to have “sold out to the Man” for a position of prominence, in much the same way that servant slaves played up to the Massa to be better treated than the manual labour slaves, is “Oreo,” which implies that for all one’s Bl*ack app*e*arances, one is “Wh*ite” inside, i.e., shares what some of the Politically-Correct crowd call the hegemonic cultural beliefs of the dominant culture. Of course, the Oreo cookie/biscuit has been around for a century in the US, celebrating its centenary this year in fact, and has only recently become widely available in the UK. As familiarity with the product increases, look for an upswing in the use of the term.
Is one who habitually uses the term an ‘oreoferdinand’?
Ot. Madonna’s music is tripe and her tactics are yawn.
Ferdinand is Nazi racist arsewipe.
Black people can’t be racist.
It ain’t the T*ry Party that is losing votes to the B&P and the … errr… ‘inclusive’ Respect Party.
He’s an Aero.
I thought that it was a Bounty Bar?
A week of hypocrisy.
How thick is Ferdinand? Coming out with a variation of the old coconut. Another hoon crying wolf while dishing it out.
Is it because he is white?
To the greatest world champion who ever lived and fought for us:
Float like a butterfly, sting like a bee
As for palaces, ah have forty three.
JP Morgan pay me a bar
For a speech paying a quarter mill, ah can fly far
Expenses are extra, in claiming ah’m not lax
In mah white robes ah’m jus like Jesus C
Godfather to young Murdochs is so easy to be.
An wid my LLP’s, ah don’t pay no tax.
A middle east envoy mus stay on the phone
Solving the Gaza problem, ah’m all on mah own
Whilst appearing at the launch of Knightsbridge Armani
Ah am the greatest in politics, Me.
An ahm on mah way back…
Oh sweet Jesus glory hallelujah!
v well put.
except last line. now that blair has earned enough to feel emotionally secure in his marriage….he wants to move to the next stage of his life ….disappointing for him, he is too isolated for l’il britain and too big for Europe.
sad……but when all doors close….there is always god. with all the best.
I’ll be back!
Is it cos i is black!
Me izza Star Bar
its blick..
“is it coz I is blick” or thick in your case,,,
Me is a finger of fudge
Milky way
You guys crack me up.
There’s only me, Prime Minister. Thanks for your kind words, though. Did you receive your copy of The Star this morning?
Alfred, my butler, deals with the day-to-day gubbins. You’ll have to ask him if he read it for me, I’m afraid
*Pogos around the room*
Is u on acid , darlin ??
E x .
Nitric then Sulfuric
Wot is u on , hun xx ??
SC xx .
♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
You know Guido fucking hates patois and yet you encourage the little ewbott fucker. Piss off shithead.
Fuck off. It is none of your fucking business, knobhead.
At least Ewаnmе speaks a lot more sense than your gobshite.
I am not the only person to think that here either.
Ewaname is feeling rather ill today. Please state your intentions after the beeps …..
Er. Your phone is packed tightly with Semtex and is set to go off in five minutes. Too bad you are on answer service whilst you knock one out. Just phoned up to warn you but, hey, you can’t be expected to be lucky all the time…
Sweet dreams.
A prolonged rear entry by Schrödinger’s cat does have that effect.
Ha! It’s all a matter of timing, isn’t it? Do you ever wish that yours was better?
Hello? Is this an Indian call centre?
Oh , OK. We just want to love her.
Hey Schrody, get your own fucking patois and cease the plagiarising, cuпt.
At least I has a effect on people’s emotions *licks arm*
We gotta meet one time *smiles*
I warns ya: I does find politics a bit borin , babes x
I can use many tongues.
@G
If you call throwing up an emotion, you’re dead right.
How’s your throat, E?
*licks eyebrows*
MoodBot don’t like s*m*n then ?? As in jizz ??
Never Fail
@ rada graduate says:
U’r soo welcome *chuckles*
*licks eyebrows*
Licks arses more like.
@ rada graduate says: has a one-track mind
This has suddenly grown alarmingly.
*looks at clock*
9:09 ?? Why I so drunk . then ??
P x .
Maybe you’re pregnant, dear.
My bellend is throbbing for you E *winks*
@P
Fuck off you cretinous arse.
Do you mind 9:12?
I am female.
*backflips and assumes the position*
Thanks for having me, dear
Thanks for coming…
Can someone explain what the relationship between Elsie Beattie and Nurse Botha is?
Distant cousins.
Pen pals from opposite ends of the same keyboard.
Aren’t Fat Cats – such vacant creatures – they just have a creepy vacant stare about them all the time?
+1 Elsie’s flange is drier though.
Let’s try and punctuate that again:
Who has got the white cider now?
To Fowlers
Point of order – Depends on Editorial perspective. E.g The MOS letters Editor can read things differently to the Sunday Telegraph letters Editor – as mentioned previously today.
The question mark can still be placed at the end.
@Blowing Whistles
Bow locks dear
MOS Style Guide? Ha ha ha
Telegraph Style Guide? Do behave!
*smiles at XPS”
I’s soo ill, I even fucked that simple comment up.
Perhaps I could k1ss you better , xx .
u can try , darlin !! I ain’t gonna complain x
Mwaaaaaah!
How is that?
Higher or lower?
Both x
I is quite funny tho , ain’t I ??
You are very naughty!
Some correction may be necessary – afterwards.
You make me laugh but I’m fairly new here.
XPS !!
We meets sometime? I’s quite boring in real life
So am I.
In fact, I only invented myself tonight…
Two Virgins?
@10:31
So you told me before. So am I…
You aren’t boring, babes ♥ Try working with Mathew Amawillywally for a personification of boredom.
I bored with a dry sense of humour. You floats my boat. I probly ♥s your bonce. Is that a crime?
Thanks , darlin xx .
I’m off to bed now .
LU ♥
In my new role as UN Global Education Envoy (GEE! for short), I will be omni-present…errr…except in the HoC that is.
The milky bars are on me!
Quick use the black magic.
I having a great chill out weekend @ Chipping Norton with friends Andy & of course Rebecca who else plus plenty of chilled bubbly from the unlimited Chateau du taxpayer le peasants, very easy to frequently quaff on. Both Andy & Rebecca have been of great help with 2011 Census Results which are going to be released very soon but I give a Cast Iron Guarantee they have not been massaged in anyway so you will not see the population figure of 80 million plus anywhere. True there were some problems with the postal census forms but during one of daily chats with Tony he guided in the right direction on how to fix them as he has much greater experience than me. He’s worth every penny of the millions we pay through one of his BVI entities.
Must get on plenty more Mendacity to do before bedtime, & tomorrow some chap called Nigel Farage is calling in @ No.10, don’t know what for, perhaps he’s after a job or something. Anyway I won’t be there having a sleep over @ Chequers need to get in right frame of mind for our fully deserved short 2 months summer holidays. So one of my minions will soon send this Nigel person on his way, the cheeky blighter, who does he think he is.
But ok peasants just carry on slaving away & fully paying all of your dues to my Government while we devise many more ways to take even more off you with new Taxes. Need to find a few billions more, from somewhere for Gordon now he has a official UN roll. Looking at introducing a Rain Water Roof Tax something Angela suggest last time I was in Berlin, looks promising.
Just think you peasants may even get a weeks holiday very soon which of course you will have to stay in UK as flying is for the Elite 1% only, quite right to as we have to take a responsibly hard line for Global Warming issues as propergated 24/7 by the BBC. I’m very relaxed at the excellent efforts by my friend Chris Patten since I installed him as Chairman, a great decision on my part even if I say so.
Toodle sweet…….
Unemployment figures ain’t 15%, is they darlin?
No they are not at 15% which I am disappointed about, its my plan to get them to at least the same rate as VAT in the short term & then continue upwards from there.
Hope that re-assures you that my intentions are very genuine…..
*Picks nose*
http://bit.ly/NVA2aK
Rather boring post, can you do a funny one (this time ) about the 2 EDs, Hattie etc ?
You can only ask a person to deliver within their capabilities.
Congratulations! Probably one of the worst attempts I’ve ever read – ever – as even a try at a critique. I have a retarded hamster, 190 years old, that puts together better prose than yours. You ever thought of a job with the BBC?
Yer man but 2 good for them Commies.. ain’t i
Many years ago I met Rio Ferdinand, it was very late in a London night club and he called me a black forest gateau! Apparently my 5 o’clock shadow was showing.
Woz u naked from the waist down then darlin?
No need to say that twice, say that twice …
Mind Bleach!
Good Job he did’nt see your big fat Butt then !!
He may have been very rude about that……
The CPS have noted your comments and are getting a bit confused, their staff have now been ordered to turn up for work with duck taped across the audatory oracle.
Orifice, orifice.
Which one?
Duckist!
The norm would be to use Duck tape rather than an actual Duck or indeed any member of the Anatidae family.
I concur.
Hope you wore goggles.
Time was when people had the the balls to say “I Conker”.
More Ponies!
I like Ponies nose’s
I
fervently hopeexpect that under this Tory-led Coalition Government the London Olympics will be an omni-shambles.I say *pause* I say that in my day *waves hands* there was no PC that was not not not not connected to the government network *smiles*. Damien and I are *pause* *big smile* great friends, and I am sure *smiles* *waves hands* Damien will recollect this fact once his recollection has been given to him intravenously *smiles*
Do us all a favour & Naff Off back right up Red Ed’s annal cavity from which
you were recently defecated………
That will bring plenty of smiles & applause from everyone who all detest the slimy
sight of you for ever more
Thanks
Wishing you a terrible life in what ever time you have left available & we trust if
there is any natural poetic justice in this world that won’t be of a long duration…..
Fletch *pause* may I call you Biatch *not listening for answer* *smiles sweetly* I hear what you say. Let us pray *pause* I say pray for your salvation *attempts to hold hands*. No? *pause* OK whatever you wish. Jimmy two shoes will take you to one side for a chat.
Damm my Reply must have been moded Mr MacKay as it was to articulate & a very informative response……
Still Naff Off though
*laughs while touching herself*
E
BC is god.No, I only love men
Tell us something we don’t know…. you Mens Bum loving Jock
Me too. That Nick Cleggy chappie has bulging pockets, doesn’t he Gordon?
Cleggy’s Pockets are bulging with Tax Free Euro’s nowt else according to Brussels EUSSR Head Office…..
Was the petrol price rigged too?
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/earth/energy/fuel/9401934/Was-the-petrol-price-rigged-too.html
“Motorists may have been paying too much for their petrol because banks and other traders are likely to have tried to manipulate oil prices in the same way they rigged interest rates, an official report has warned.”
Whatever pr*ice rigging was going on to the pr*ice of petrol is a rounding error compared to the 300% taxes the UK government uses to manipulate the pr*ice of petrol.
The is terrible news , shocked really shocked the organ of a Democratic state can even think about the manipulation of information in this way to mislead the electorate. Next you will saying MP’s have been fiddling expenses plus making wrongfull claims & some will even go to Prison for a couple of weeks while others get away scott free all because of there greed & claim it was all in the rules.
Wished I had legal rules like that in my day…I’d still be around….
What is the world coming to…..
It’s “their” not “there” and it’s “scotch” not “scott”.
But was it “an organ of a Democratic state” doing the manipulating…or were they private enterprises/companies in collusion?
Try thinking before you type out what you believe is a pithy response.
R u young btw?
Lennie will pass by you with his Gold Plated Violin Case for a special reply !
You Pedantic English twat
I recall a few months back all the media were ranting on about how petrol pri*ces had risen much more than the oil pr*ice had done over the previous 4 months. So I looked at what the difference was over 12 months, a much more logical figure to choose. And blow me if if wasn’t the other way around with the oil pr*ice rising much higher than the petrol pri*ce.
The moral of this story is do not believe all the crap in the press and on the TV. Cherry picking figures to please the masses of whingers is the natural order of the day for people with a story to sell. Isn’t it Guido?
This is how fiat money works. If you don’t like it buy Gold or barter.
To 195.
What do you mean,are you braindead?.
Wakey wakey not only banksters are doing this,but every other profiteers in this land and across the globe are ripping the serfs off big time.
I realise an official report has warned about this as you say,but you really need to delve a bit more and you will see for yourself what the agenda is for us serfs without quoting an official report.
The money men have us stitched up and state control is upon us.
Remember what Engels said,and it is this,family values are the enemy of the state,break strong family values and the state will take over.
this is what is going on right now and has been going on for years.
with care for the elderly and care in the community in mind…the government actually wants families to pull together…..and with economic difficulties, growing number of young and not so young continue to live with family
Chairman Mao believed the same thing, so he split families up and sent them as far away as possible. He hated his family.
Quote the source of what Engels said.
National Soci@lism and Fascism (Corporatism) were in fact supported by the Catholic church (see what’s happened to them – they got out of line centuries ago). Guess why? National Soci@lism was authoritarian and hierarchical. It focused on the family like Islam does today. The state managed business and controlled the means of production, exchange and communication in the interest of the people, who incidentally largely worked for the state as in the PRC today! Most anti-fascists leave that last bit out. The thing is, National Soci@lism works for the people against predators on people. As to racism, just remember, the evil Nazis were allied with the Japanese and Arab world!
Mr Irate – you are about one fifth into your understanding of these subject matters. Go away and try and work out just what and who lies behind this gargantuan myth of ‘Socialism’. It is a construct – that leads silly sheeple to believe something which ain’t even gonna happen. Look at Mao – do you think he or Stalin were going to give up their ‘control’ over the masses bar death.
Human nature is to strive for power Socialism is a myth, a big fat lie to dupe sheep into being corralled…. enough.
“We of course have been monitoring the situation at G4S and their management had told us right up to last week that everything was all right”.
“We were asking the right questions and we were being told that everything was on track”
“At the moment that we were told that they weren’t going to be able to manage we activated that plan”.
“I don’t think this is a moment for getting into the blame game. G4S have been quite honourable”.
“It is completely normal that you are going to find some contractors on a project of this size who are not going to be able to deliver.”
FIRE JEREMY HUNT
Vote UKIP
Nigel says Thank you & glad to see the message is successfully now getting across to all sectors about getting out of the EUSSR……..asap……..
VOTE UKIP…………….
I say, you rotters! Why would I bother to check the security arrangements for something as trifling at the London Olympics? I was having a spiffing time sacking British soldiers, and now I’ve bally-well got to re-hire them. Major downer, eh? And I was nearly on level 12 of Angry Birds, too. What what.
Well, got to saunter – I’ve a jolly busy day tomorrow, sacking and slashing, and giving oodles of money to India and the EU, what what.
We’re fucked but keep it to yourelf, old chap. We wouldn”t want the
rioterspeople to get wind of this. All in it together, babes.Replaces “your elf with yourself”
Grow up laddy. Mistakes happen.
Think you will find that Dave has fuck all to do with the runnining of G4S. Unlike Lord Reid the former LABOUR home secretary who is NOW a DIRECTOR of G4S
Which part of Call me Dave’s remit to be the Prime Minister do you not understand?
I don’t understand why we put up with him. He claimed he was a tory but that has turned out not to be true.
Can’t say much else in reply except again to state the bleedin obvious just
Fcuking Naff Off……thanks
Ooops Here comes Mr Barrowclough for lights out, as Mr Mackay is out at his special ballroom dancing class tonight, learning the delightful Pansy Fox Trot, according to The Honourable Mr Justice Rawley,our Masonic insider…..
BTW Crusher is out on parole next week so he can pop over at any time to make a better impression on you personally if you like……….
As for your G4S CPS (Crap Piss & Shit) security guards would’nt trust them to look after an empty paper bag especially after Genial Harry Grout has had a word ……Do you Get it pillock…… if not you soon will !!
BTW Jimmy 2 shoes, now only has one as someone nicked the other one last week, they reckon is was Gordon “Who likes a big one up his smelly Harris Tweed” McMental by nature, who was here as a proscribed prison visitor……..can’t trust anyone, not anyone….
so go play with your WMD’s train set, like a good little AH…..
Don’t bother me Again tonight… need my beauty sleep………its enough with with Godber snoring & farting mostly not in Unison…….but all night long…..Ta
Wishing you a reverse large Winston Salute …..with a big fart thrown in for nix….
Why is I banned from usin my real mane? Over……
Coz your typing is annoying, E. *WD40s socket*
Oh , OK .
Cuz a mane is what I had and you have a Name.
But why did they name me Red Rum when Rum isn’t Red?
Sire Quorum, dam Mared. Racehorse breeders, having long ago run out of sensible names, have fallen back on weak puns.
Watermelon flavour Bacardi Breezer?
Every case investigated by Yates of the Yard needs to be re-opened. Now that we know he was a bent copper justice needs to be done.
Bring back a Libor government…
The readers don’t agree – see readers’ comments …..
No readers’ comments on my link…
Sorry, that was me. If you criticise people for using silly names, you forget to change your own silly name.
And that was meant to be attached to 253. I’ll forget my own name next. Oh, I just did.
[Dives hastily]
LOUISE!
As UN Special Envoy for Education, I will be very much involved in making real sure kids get learned good and proper, innit? Them kids is gonna know everything wot their suposta by the time I get thru with ‘em!
I likes to be last, doesn’t I Guido?
I’m all behind these days.
*yawns*
Dear Rich and Mark,
Please up your game this morning before I a) kill myself b) kill you.
Thx.
Go to bed, E.
Fuck you.
You must be sleepy though?
I stayed up for five days, once. Pure adrenaline an alcohol. Makes the world seem quite fizzy.
Your handle gives me a boner.
Are you stalking me , Kenneth?
Yes.
Oh, OK.
They’re so
amateurishcrap, aren’t they?*squats on Pippins’ face*
*spots the Klingons*
Who gives a shit ? It’s only (your) money :
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/olympics/news/9401913/More-troops-may-be-called-up-for-Olympics.html
Good morning, people. Here’s to another week in la-la land:
*licks screen*
Half ounce is four quid, for fuck’s sake. They didn’t tell me THAT at school.
Is Guido on the case? I do hope so.
He just a poser.
School is for wankers.
I love you, Pippins.
Your
storkmoniker gives me a stiffy.Ewa crashes
Time to get up with the blog on which the sun never sets.
I see the BBC are in it today over lots of their presenters dodging tax. bet Newsnight won’t be on it though
Good Morning In’it ?
RaasKlaat
Has Camertwat put the Right trousers on this morning? – or is he going to go around like a dick all day?