July 13th, 2012

Shambles at Staggers Towers


  1. 1
    Ed Balls says:

    So what!

  2. 2

    What is Meeja Gweedo?

    I think we should be told.

  3. 3

    Whаt іs Mееjа Gwееdо?

    І thіnk wе shоuld bе tоld.

  4. 4
    Andy Coulson says:

    I suppose I’ll get my P.45 from The New Statesman today then !

  5. 5
    Reader says:

    The third Guido?

  6. 6
    Gordon Brown says:

    My father always had a chuckey egg with his bacon.

  7. 7
    Mine d'Boggles says:

    It is part of a cunning stunt to sell the blog, and good luck with it.

  8. 8
    Andy Murray (Freelance SPAD) says:

    This warrants nothing less than a Judge led enquiry.

  9. 9

    No problems with that but can you explain how?

  10. 10
    Mark Oaten says:

    I love something else on my face.

  11. 11
    Nullbymouth says:

    I am a Unitgweedoarian

  12. 12
    annette curton says:

    Double entry book keeping.

  13. 13
    Desmond Swayne says:

    Caption competition please ?

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    Mr Hasan says:

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    Sam says:

    Confusing, that’s what it is.

    They know it’s a load of bollocks but they ain’t got the balls to say so.

  16. 16
    taC eht abbaJ says:

    “Read all about it over on MediaGuido…”

    Classic fiddlers breaking of the ‘if it ain’t broke’ rule…

  17. 17
    Tay King-dePisse says:

    Important message for Erwin Schrodinger:

    Come and get your test subjects, they’re taking over the blog!

  18. 18
    oH dEAR says:

    Don’t worry, nobody watches it anyway

  19. 19
    annette curton says:

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    Steve Miliband says:

    John Prescott ‏@johnprescott
    My good friend Hull actress @gemmaoaten is up for best newcomer as Emmerdale’s Rachel in TV Choice awards. Please vote http://www.tvchoicemagazine.co.uk/tv-choice-awards-vote-2012

    Even trying to fix voting for a TV mag. Bet the other candidates will be pleased

  21. 21
    Fish says:

    Trying to swing a vote? It’s just a habit he can’t shake off

  22. 22
    Meedja Studies says:

    eBay. Starting bid 99p. No reserve.

  23. 23
    Defcon 1 says:

    I feel safer already.

  24. 24
    Defcon 1 says:

    It’s the genesis of a whole new blog, which will no doubt be mod*erated to destruction, just like this one.

  25. 25
    Ripples of fat, shaking in the room says:

    The thought of Lard Presclott ‘shaking’ anything really calls for mind-bleach.

  26. 26
    Divine Sarah says:

    Presumably being sold so that Guido can concentrate on his porn-baron and Russian government revenue streams?

  27. 27
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Al Jaz show mehdi how de rigueur to call it that. Never mind if you are nervous i’m sure Al Jaz could supply a complimentery goat

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    A stinking old socialist bag on the BBC says:


  29. 29
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Wait and see: it may not be true now, but you can guarantee it will be soon.

  30. 30
    Cato Street Conspirator says:

    Al Jaz. Any relation to Al Jolson? Now there was a presenter of a news programme.

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