Guidogram Going Out Shortly
The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.
Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. Lords reform set the agenda this week as Guido brought you several stories ahead of the pack, while Labour attack dog Karl Turner put his foot in it – twice – and Tory MP Anne Marie Morris’ extraordinary PMQs rant went viral. And that’s before we get to the return of Silvio Berlusconi and George Osborne as you’ve never seen him before…
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Shortening the week Guido?
Of course Not …..its our elected MP’s new hours…..
He has to abide by these new rules…………like it or not……
Times hard? 4 day week !
Chipping Norton is calling as the bubbly is chilled & waiting……..
Message to self:
Please try not to say ‘fuck’ or ‘bugger’ I’m going out live.
They had wanted to write ‘Beat me within an inch of my life with a lead pipe’ but the post-it note was too small.
‘Beat me within an inch of my life with a lead pipe’ is written all over his face, shurely.
What makes you think he does’nt know its still stuck there ?
I say chaps *pause*, I do hope *pause*, I do hope that I am mentioned *pause* in this email thingy *waves hands* . As you know *pause* you know *pause* that the Olympricks stuff is very umm,, important to my future *big pause* and I will *pause* do the very best that the money available allows for.
Just Naff off ………..for good…..thanks
Don’t be rude to St Tone, he was the best PM money could buy.
If you say so……..you Prize Berk…..Naff off as well….
Hi Fletch *pause* may I call you Fletch *waves hands* *assumes yes*. Why can we all just *pause* get *pause* I say get along?
Just back from me big fat Gypsy caravan holiday and am feeling fucked…I mean proper fucked
xx
Thursday?
Some of us Andrew would like to ‘get rid of the mouthpiece turds’ like yourself who have been lying to the public for all of your dirty careers … would you do us all a big favour and have a nice little heart attack please.