July 12th, 2012

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. Lords reform set the agenda this week as Guido brought you several stories ahead of the pack, while Labour attack dog Karl Turner put his foot in it – twice – and Tory MP Anne Marie Morris’ extraordinary PMQs rant went viral.  And that’s before we get to the return of Silvio Berlusconi and George Osborne as you’ve never seen him before…

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18 Comments

  1. 1
    Used to be a Friday.. says:

    Shortening the week Guido?

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      Guido's spokesperson says:

      Of course Not …..its our elected MP’s new hours…..

      He has to abide by these new rules…………like it or not……

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  2. 2
    Call me Dave says:

    Times hard? 4 day week !

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  3. 3
    @Silly Bigcow says:

    Message to self:
    Please try not to say ‘fuck’ or ‘bugger’ I’m going out live.

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  4. 4
    Ed Miliband says:

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    • 7
      Roscoe Rules says:

      They had wanted to write ‘Beat me within an inch of my life with a lead pipe’ but the post-it note was too small.

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      • 9
        Sir Aston Martin says:

        ‘Beat me within an inch of my life with a lead pipe’ is written all over his face, shurely.

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    • 8
      Ex-Foreign Secretary says:

      What makes you think he does’nt know its still stuck there ?

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    Tony Bliar resplendant in his white robes says:

    I say chaps *pause*, I do hope *pause*, I do hope that I am mentioned *pause* in this email thingy *waves hands* . As you know *pause* you know *pause* that the Olympricks stuff is very umm,, important to my future *big pause* and I will *pause* do the very best that the money available allows for.

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    @Silly Bigcow says:

    Just back from me big fat Gypsy caravan holiday and am feeling fucked…I mean proper fucked ;) xx

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  7. 16
    Fog says:

    Thursday?

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    Good Question says:

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      Blowing Whistles says:

      Some of us Andrew would like to ‘get rid of the mouthpiece turds’ like yourself who have been lying to the public for all of your dirty careers … would you do us all a big favour and have a nice little heart attack please.

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Rob Colvile reviews Russell Brand’s new book:

“Oddly, the person I feel sorriest for isn’t Brand himself – although he certainly comes across as a rather pitiable figure, projecting his own brokenness on to the world around him – but Johann Hari. Drummed out of Fleet Street for plagiarism, the former Independent columnist has washed up as “my mate Johann, who’s been doing research for this book”. For a genuinely talented polemicist, it would have been a humbling experience to have to treat this sub-undergraduate dross as the scintillating wisdom of a philosopher-king.”



Mycroft says:

Have you read the last bit of Animal Farm?

You know where the animals are looking through the Farmhouse window?

My TV screen was that window at lunch-time today.

Be careful, the sudden self-congratulatory tone, the slightly pudgy outline of indulgence and you become exactly what you should despise.

The jolly face of the Quisling Cameron poses for your camera has mesmerised and deceived you, you who were once not so deceived.

You were no firebrand, you were a damp squib in my opinion, sorry.

You need a damned good kick up the ahse!


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