July 12th, 2012

Guidogram Going Out Shortly

The Guidogram round-up of the week is going out shortly.

Thousands of Westminster insiders read the Guidogram, everyone from Downing Street insiders to Fleet Street never miss it. Lords reform set the agenda this week as Guido brought you several stories ahead of the pack, while Labour attack dog Karl Turner put his foot in it – twice – and Tory MP Anne Marie Morris’ extraordinary PMQs rant went viral.  And that’s before we get to the return of Silvio Berlusconi and George Osborne as you’ve never seen him before…

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  1. 1
    Used to be a Friday.. says:

    Shortening the week Guido?

  2. 2
    Call me Dave says:

    Times hard? 4 day week !

  3. 3
    @Silly Bigcow says:

    Message to self:
    Please try not to say ‘fuck’ or ‘bugger’ I’m going out live.

  4. 4
    Ed Miliband says:

  5. 5
    Tony Bliar resplendant in his white robes says:

    I say chaps *pause*, I do hope *pause*, I do hope that I am mentioned *pause* in this email thingy *waves hands* . As you know *pause* you know *pause* that the Olympricks stuff is very umm,, important to my future *big pause* and I will *pause* do the very best that the money available allows for.

  6. 6
    Fletch says:

    Just Naff off ………..for good…..thanks

  7. 7
    Roscoe Rules says:

    They had wanted to write ‘Beat me within an inch of my life with a lead pipe’ but the post-it note was too small.

  8. 8
    Ex-Foreign Secretary says:

    What makes you think he does’nt know its still stuck there ?

  9. 9
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    ‘Beat me within an inch of my life with a lead pipe’ is written all over his face, shurely.

  10. 10
    Sir Aston Martin says:

    Don’t be rude to St Tone, he was the best PM money could buy.

  11. 11
    Guido's spokesperson says:

    Of course Not …..its our elected MP’s new hours…..

    He has to abide by these new rules…………like it or not……

  12. 12
    CMD's quote of the week says:

    Chipping Norton is calling as the bubbly is chilled & waiting……..

  13. 13
    @Silly Bigcow says:

    Just back from me big fat Gypsy caravan holiday and am feeling fucked…I mean proper fucked ;) xx

  14. 14
    Fletch says:

    If you say so……..you Prize Berk…..Naff off as well….

  15. 15
    Tony Bliar resplendant in his white robes says:

    Hi Fletch *pause* may I call you Fletch *waves hands* *assumes yes*. Why can we all just *pause* get *pause* I say get along?

  16. 16
    Fog says:


  17. 17
    Good Question says:

  18. 18
    Blowing Whistles says:

    Some of us Andrew would like to ‘get rid of the mouthpiece turds’ like yourself who have been lying to the public for all of your dirty careers … would you do us all a big favour and have a nice little heart attack please.

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