July 12th, 2012

Ed Hints at Lords Retreat

Miliband told the Lobby lunch that the Lords reform bill “coming through Commons has to be a bloody good Bill” if the Parliament Act will be used to force it through the Lords. It’s safe to say that if it even gets to that stage it will be a mess of wrecking amendments and contentious points. Who will decide on what a good bill looks like?

Guido fully expects the “it’s not a good enough Bill” to be used as an excuse for the whole thing to be ditched. Ed would be able to blame the Tories for abandoning something his own troops don’t want.


52 Comments

  1. 1
    Fuck-Ed says:

    Ed has fucked the working class over : http://kebabtime.blogspot.co.uk/2012/07/fuck-ed.html

  2. 2
    David Cameron (Leader of the Nasty Party) says:

    What’s in the mug that Ed is drinking from ?

  3. 3
    Nullbymouth says:

    Another Snake Oil salesman

  4. 4
    concrete pump says:

    David Milibands piss.

  5. 5
    These Lords reforms are wrong at a time of dithering... says:

  6. 6
    Socialist Old Bag In Edinburgh says:

    I vote Labour.

  7. 7
    Gillian Duffy says:

    So do I ! Even though their former leader thought I was a bigoted woman ! I’d vote for an unpolished turd as long as it was a Libor turd.

  8. 8
    Nullbymouth says:

    Ed

    Please tell us what you think about the potential Bus strikes in London during the Olympics®

  9. 9
  10. 10
    green ink says:

    the slimey two faced weasel simply plays with the bandwagon..political lightweight totally underwelming in originality…worn out labour dogma and risible political expediency

  11. 11
    Tony B Liar, War Criminal PLC says:

    I’m rich!

  12. 12
    David Moribund says:

    I recognise that mug!

    He’s my brother.

  13. 13
    Mile High Club says:

    Thanks by the way

  14. 14

    The strategy is so simple. Dangle a carrot for Dave and Nick to keep on trying for reform, dangle a carrot for the Tory back-benchers that you’ll thiuk about supporting them. Pull rug at appropriate time from whichever group will mean the most in-fighting in the Tory party and dislocation of the coalition.

  15. 15
    What a Plonker. says:

    What class .

  16. 16
    EdMiliband says:

    You don’t have to be mad to work here – but it helpth!!! Geddit?

  17. 17
    RED ED - SON OF BROWN says:

    I think I need glasses….

  18. 18

    How’s all that crappy CRB legislation panning out?

    I would love to help out G4S, but despite having 4 separate CRB checks, none are for security.

    Sorry.

  19. 19
    Joss Ayinglike says:

    That is the wife old the Speaker of the House of Common as Muck

  20. 20
    Walter Waul-Kharpets says:

    Don’t come back anytime soon you piss stained slapper

  21. 21
    Devil Eyes Bliar has returned says:

    Well thats another Couple of Million Pounds Tax Free Cash for my unbiased advice on how to throttle this House of Lords Reform Bill for my best fiend Ed……

    Of course it has nothing to do with my well deserved Ennoblement once I anointed as President of the World & later the Universe….purely co-incidence & unconnected of course plus Cherie agrees so it must be right….

  22. 22
    Walter Waul-Kharpets says:

    Most of the G4S recruits are unemployed mussies who will just let their fellow travellers through the gates anyway.

  23. 23
    Roscoe Rules says:

    It’s Ok Bill they are going to ship in troops to do the jobs immigrants don’t want.

  24. 24
    Ed Miliband says:

    It simply beggars belief that someone like me, who has never had a job, never known real British people, with parents who supported the Red Army in WW2, who acts like an indignant student leader, can be in charge of the Labour Party.

    And dont get me started on the London property portfolio I have funded through my expenses.

  25. 25
    CRB Wonk says:

    You sir are a risk to the country and should remain locked in your house

  26. 26
    Chuka Urmunneyaround says:

    Celebrate the rich, multicultural diversity !

  27. 27
    Call me Dave says:

    +1

    At least I’ve seen other people working when I was an intern at a PR manufacurer

  28. 28
    Yorkshire Traditonal Sayings Spokesperson says:

    Why insult do you Muck with this type of undignified association ??

    We have a saying up ‘ere “where there’s Muck there Money”

    a very very old traditional Yorkshire folks saying…….

    But in this instant an exception

  29. 29
    @Silly Bercow says:

    Ooh I’ve got a rash round me minge hope I never caught nuffink off the airplane toilet
    Night Twats :) xx

  30. 30
    Marmite says:

    Sally, you’re a lady [of the night, of course].
    Why don’t you just shut the feck up? Who wishes to know how big the shit sta.i.n is in your drawers?
    Just feck off!

  31. 31
    Project Volvo MKII says:

    Noted

    Ed, & Ed

  32. 32
    Steve Miliband says:

    Ed spends his week prepping for PMQ’s and trying to write something on his blank sheet

  33. 33
    Gordon F.McMental says:

    I’m really fcuking fcuking fcuking angry & fcuking Upset Again with Tony fcuking Bliar as we had an secret agreement that as I had saved the World & then Universe, I would be the first fcuking President of the World then Universe but again you have broken a fcuking secret aggreement……

    I will get you for this you unprincipled bas*rd , you just watch…….

    otherwise my name is not Gordon Fcuking McMential……..

    Now where is all of that new very expensive carpet supplied by the Tax Payers I feel like a very very big Sh*t any moment now…….as first climax…

  34. 34

    I think you meant “manufac you all”.

  35. 35
    Anon Hacked off Voter !! says:

    Is that right he’s only allowed one blank sheet until 2016 ?

  36. 36

    That’s all of them then, love. Turkeys? Christmas?

  37. 37
    Labour...filth...just filth says:

    we wouldn’t expect anything less…millions remain similarly deluded

  38. 38
    smack me bitch crew says:

    well don’t worry your husband won’t stay up for that unlikely event

  39. 39

    Apart from the thick, blank, dodgy one he uses as his Shallow Chancer.

  40. 40
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Tone will soon fill in the blanks for him now that he’s got his hand back on the tiller.

  41. 41
    Labour...filth...just filth says:

    he could write the lot on the back of a postage stamp and still have plenty of room..lightweight thinker thoroughly in the pockets of his union paymasters.

  42. 42
    Keep your enemies closer but your "friends" even closer says:

    Well he’s not done too bad since the omnishambles budget and scored a few direct hits on Flashman

  43. 43
    Penfold says:

    Perhaps Ed would like to apologise to Londoners and UK taxpayers over Olympics.
    When the bids went in the costs were estimated at £3bn.
    A few years on and the revised estimates were £9bn
    Now we are being told it will be £8.5bn.

    Yet another NuLab vanity project, and Ed M’s hands are all over this, badly costed, deliberately so, so as not to alarm the taxpayers.
    Labour, spending your money as it grows on trees.

  44. 44
    Penfold says:

    But surely the troops will have to be CRB checked, it’s the rules innit.

  45. 45
    Marmite says:

    Are you serious, or just taking the piss? Hope it’s the latter. If not, you are beyond help.

  46. 46
    Penfold says:

    Don’t forget the tax loopholes that you have availed yourself of; can’t have the plebs getting hold of your riches and wasting it on beer and tabs.

  47. 47
    Another Engineer says:

    Brass, lad, Brass.

  48. 48
    Seymour says:

    The only people who want or wated to reform the lords are MPs.
    Blair strated the rot to allow more of his cronies in after they lost their seats as MPs or Union posts. Clegg wants it because he is a moron and Cameron is an idiot. As for EdMilli, we may be saved from more thieving bastards by a back stabbing no nothing shyster.

  49. 49
    Joss Taskin says:

    I wonder which wonk thought up the now over-used cliche ‘omnishambles’.

  50. 50

    Add…. Try to schmooze the LibDem hysterical left so that after the next election they get into Labour’s bed.

  51. 51

    Already done, mate. It’s part of the recruiting procedure.

  52. 52
    Jimmy says:

    Yes this opposition is making a terrible job of getting the government’s programme through. There should be an immediate election to allow the tories to replace them.


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