July 11th, 2012

PMQs LIVE: Big Jesse Edition


83 Comments

  1. 1
    illogical says:

    Love to join

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  2. 2
    robbie says:

    Millepede all too predictable so far

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  3. 3
    Well says:

    Just scribble on this thread then?

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  4. 6
    Another Engineer says:

    Guess we just scribble here.

    Ed flailing again. What’s new?

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  5. 7
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Miliband is pathetic.

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  6. 8
    Well says:

    Tax cuts are good.

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  7. 9
    GET RID OF CUNTY CAMERON NOW says:

    Admitted Labour wrecked the economy
    But in two and a half years Dave has done absolutely fuck all to sort it out
    in fact , it’s got worse !

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  8. 10
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Do not answer the question dave, just rip him a new asshole

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  9. 11
    biased bbc crap says:

    Miliband:drone drone drone
    BBC: slurp slurp slurp

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    • 17
      Gordon Brown Tomorrow's Man says:

      miliband as ever old lines badly expressed and still totally unable to dleiver killer punch…vacuous little boy

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      • 83
        Rat's arse says:

        Not according to toenails on Brillo’s Daily Politics “Tomorrow Man’.

        According to toenails, Milibandwagon put in a magnificent performance & absolutely wiped the floor with the PM.

        How I didn’t chuck the t.v. through the window I’ll never know. I didn’t realise I had such self control!

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  10. 12
    Another Engineer says:

    Dave on the attack there. Ed struggling.

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  11. 13
    Stan Butler says:

    Good retort from Camercon

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  12. 14
    Floundering Dave says:

    A net exporter of cars made here by foreign companies

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    • 30
      The Paragnostic says:

      Foreign companies maybe, but still British workers (well, if you exclude Luton…).

      Red Ed was shit – he didn’t land a glove.

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  13. 15
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Balls not saying much

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  14. 15
    robbie says:

    There’s no reason for Milliband to ask a recycling question, he practices it every week- poor

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  15. 19
    GET RID OF CUNTY CAMERON NOW says:

    How can Cameron say “They were bailing out European countries with taxpayers money”

    What about you , you EU arse licking twat , how much have you given them ?

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  16. 20
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    My god I will have what she is smoking

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  17. 20
    biased bbc crap says:

    Wow don’t hold back !!

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  18. 22
    Carlos says:

    This children is what the adults do to run the country.

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  19. 23
    Another Engineer says:

    What is Ed for? Who knows.

    Major screech fest there…

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  20. 24
    robbie says:

    more from the rantobitch please

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  21. 25
    MrAngry61 says:

    Screeching cow

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  22. 26
    Carlos says:

    Who let the Hippy in?

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  23. 27
    MrAngry61 says:

    erith & thamesmead- she looks as chavy as her electorate

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  24. 29
    Another Engineer says:

    No mention of the Rowntree trust’s nonsense? Also relevant.

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  25. 32
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Of course dave will not consider army cuts, got to have an excuse for EU army

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  26. 33
    GET RID OF CUNTY CAMERON NOW says:

    TA = soldiering on the cheap
    casualty rates will go sky high
    Con-servatives = Murdering fuckers

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  27. 34
    Carlos says:

    It seems any chav can become and MP now?

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  28. 35
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    karen who? thought he said fuck

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  29. 36
    ordure paper says:

    still out of ordure

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  30. 37
    Another Engineer says:

    Asbestos is a very useful material

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  31. 38
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    What the fuck are we talking about canadians for

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  32. 39
    MrAngry61 says:

    Overseas aid – bah

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  33. 40

    Al-Megrahi’s CoveritLive link has just died.

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  34. 41
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Davies for PM

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  35. 42
    Another Engineer says:

    Careful – what about daft clothing as a religious symbol? Or pasta?

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  36. 45
    robbie says:

    not exactly a PMQs for RedEd to send his troops home happy for the hols

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  37. 48
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Talking about the gyppos now, what about the UK

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  38. 49
    Carlos says:

    My, that was a difficult sentence wasn’t it.

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  39. 51
    MrAngry61 says:

    axe bus passes and tv licences

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  40. 52
    MrAngry61 says:

    planted question

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  41. 53
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    St Patric was born in Wales, you dumb shit

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  42. 54
    Emily Litella says:

    I love Jessye Norman! I remember her great rendition of Amazing Grace at Wembley! Why is Dave cross with her?
    Oh– Jesse Norman the former Barclays bankster turned MP on the Treasury Select Committee, on that whole Lords reform nonsense!
    (Never mind.)

    (Although it wouldn’t surprise me if Jesse Norman MP all of a sudden “gets religion”!)

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  43. 58
    illogical says:

    Why all the welsh MPs and Welsh questions?

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  44. 61

    If you make a click sound with your teeth every few seconds, it makes it much more realistic.

    *Clickety-click*

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  45. 63
    robbie says:

    What a chance to stick 2 fingers up at Balls- thank you fat lady in red

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  46. 64
    MrAngry61 says:

    pickles is looking especially well stuffed today

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    • 72
      Hugh Janus says:

      The Ongar & Brentwood lunch mountain seems distracted. Dreaming of the lunch menu I expect.

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  47. 65
    Another Engineer says:

    Oops. Set that one up for Dave. Silly question.

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  48. 66
    Carlos says:

    Blinky not happy.. but this audience participation segment is pants.

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  49. 67
    Carlos says:

    How ever much I try, I can’t believe these muppets are supposed to be running the country.

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  50. 69
    MrAngry61 says:

    2nd question on rail franchises – plant

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  51. 73
    Dreary Steeples says:

    Jesse, Nadhim, and Penny have all maned up, Maybe just maybe there is a glimmer of hope for the conservatives after all.

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  52. 74
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Skools out ’till September then.

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  53. 80
    keredybretsa says:

    Oh! Duckies is this the front-end of the ongoing internet integrated technology? Or the arse-end?

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