July 11th, 2012

PMQs LIVE: Big Jesse Edition


  1. 1
    illogical says:

    Love to join

  2. 2
    robbie says:

    Millepede all too predictable so far

  3. 3
    Well says:

    Just scribble on this thread then?

  4. 6
    Another Engineer says:

    Guess we just scribble here.

    Ed flailing again. What’s new?

  5. 7
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Miliband is pathetic.

  6. 8
    Well says:

    Tax cuts are good.

  7. 9

    Admitted Labour wrecked the economy
    But in two and a half years Dave has done absolutely fuck all to sort it out
    in fact , it’s got worse !

  8. 10
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Do not answer the question dave, just rip him a new asshole

  9. 11
    biased bbc crap says:

    Miliband:drone drone drone
    BBC: slurp slurp slurp

    • 17
      Gordon Brown Tomorrow's Man says:

      miliband as ever old lines badly expressed and still totally unable to dleiver killer punch…vacuous little boy

      • 83
        Rat's arse says:

        Not according to toenails on Brillo’s Daily Politics “Tomorrow Man’.

        According to toenails, Milibandwagon put in a magnificent performance & absolutely wiped the floor with the PM.

        How I didn’t chuck the t.v. through the window I’ll never know. I didn’t realise I had such self control!

  10. 12
    Another Engineer says:

    Dave on the attack there. Ed struggling.

  11. 13
    Stan Butler says:

    Good retort from Camercon

  12. 14
    Floundering Dave says:

    A net exporter of cars made here by foreign companies

    • 30
      The Paragnostic says:

      Foreign companies maybe, but still British workers (well, if you exclude Luton…).

      Red Ed was shit – he didn’t land a glove.

  13. 15
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Balls not saying much

  14. 15
    robbie says:

    There’s no reason for Milliband to ask a recycling question, he practices it every week- poor

  15. 19

    How can Cameron say “They were bailing out European countries with taxpayers money”

    What about you , you EU arse licking twat , how much have you given them ?

    • 59
      AC1 says:

      Apparently, Dave’s taken from taxpayers even more than Germany to bail out the Euro idiocy.

  16. 20
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    My god I will have what she is smoking

  17. 20
    biased bbc crap says:

    Wow don’t hold back !!

  18. 22
    Carlos says:

    This children is what the adults do to run the country.

  19. 23
    Another Engineer says:

    What is Ed for? Who knows.

    Major screech fest there…

  20. 24
    robbie says:

    more from the rantobitch please

  21. 25
    MrAngry61 says:

    Screeching cow

  22. 26
    Carlos says:

    Who let the Hippy in?

  23. 27
    MrAngry61 says:

    erith & thamesmead- she looks as chavy as her electorate

  24. 29
    Another Engineer says:

    No mention of the Rowntree trust’s nonsense? Also relevant.

  25. 32
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Of course dave will not consider army cuts, got to have an excuse for EU army

  26. 33

    TA = soldiering on the cheap
    casualty rates will go sky high
    Con-servatives = Murdering fuckers

  27. 34
    Carlos says:

    It seems any chav can become and MP now?

  28. 35
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    karen who? thought he said fuck

  29. 36
    ordure paper says:

    still out of ordure

  30. 37
    Another Engineer says:

    Asbestos is a very useful material

  31. 38
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    What the fuck are we talking about canadians for

  32. 39
    MrAngry61 says:

    Overseas aid – bah

  33. 40

    Al-Megrahi’s CoveritLive link has just died.

  34. 41
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Davies for PM

  35. 42
    Another Engineer says:

    Careful – what about daft clothing as a religious symbol? Or pasta?

  36. 45
    robbie says:

    not exactly a PMQs for RedEd to send his troops home happy for the hols

  37. 48
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Talking about the gyppos now, what about the UK

  38. 49
    Carlos says:

    My, that was a difficult sentence wasn’t it.

  39. 51
    MrAngry61 says:

    axe bus passes and tv licences

  40. 52
    MrAngry61 says:

    planted question

  41. 53
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    St Patric was born in Wales, you dumb shit

  42. 54
    Emily Litella says:

    I love Jessye Norman! I remember her great rendition of Amazing Grace at Wembley! Why is Dave cross with her?
    Oh– Jesse Norman the former Barclays bankster turned MP on the Treasury Select Committee, on that whole Lords reform nonsense!
    (Never mind.)

    (Although it wouldn’t surprise me if Jesse Norman MP all of a sudden “gets religion”!)

  43. 58
    illogical says:

    Why all the welsh MPs and Welsh questions?

  44. 61

    If you make a click sound with your teeth every few seconds, it makes it much more realistic.


  45. 63
    robbie says:

    What a chance to stick 2 fingers up at Balls- thank you fat lady in red

  46. 64
    MrAngry61 says:

    pickles is looking especially well stuffed today

    • 72
      Hugh Janus says:

      The Ongar & Brentwood lunch mountain seems distracted. Dreaming of the lunch menu I expect.

  47. 65
    Another Engineer says:

    Oops. Set that one up for Dave. Silly question.

  48. 66
    Carlos says:

    Blinky not happy.. but this audience participation segment is pants.

  49. 67
    Carlos says:

    How ever much I try, I can’t believe these muppets are supposed to be running the country.

  50. 69
    MrAngry61 says:

    2nd question on rail franchises – plant

  51. 73
    Dreary Steeples says:

    Jesse, Nadhim, and Penny have all maned up, Maybe just maybe there is a glimmer of hope for the conservatives after all.

  52. 74
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Skools out ’till September then.

  53. 80
    keredybretsa says:

    Oh! Duckies is this the front-end of the ongoing internet integrated technology? Or the arse-end?

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A confused Nick Griffin says Nigel Farage is a shill for the City, forgetting that City banks want to stay in the EU:

“Farage is a snake oil salesman, but a very good one. His supposed anti-immigration stance is all smoke and mirrors, as is his carefully cultivated image as a ‘man of the people’. The truth is that UKIP is a pro-immigration party that exists to lobby for the interests of the City of London.”

Alexrod says:

It’s money innit.

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