July 11th, 2012

PMQs LIVE: Big Jesse Edition


  1. 1
    illogical says:

    Love to join

  2. 2
    robbie says:

    Millepede all too predictable so far

  3. 3
    Well says:

    Just scribble on this thread then?

  4. 4

    It is now up.

    (Which is more than I am.)

  5. 5
    WikiGuido says:


  6. 6
    Another Engineer says:

    Guess we just scribble here.

    Ed flailing again. What’s new?

  7. 7
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Miliband is pathetic.

  8. 8
    Well says:

    Tax cuts are good.

  9. 9

    Admitted Labour wrecked the economy
    But in two and a half years Dave has done absolutely fuck all to sort it out
    in fact , it’s got worse !

  10. 10
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Do not answer the question dave, just rip him a new asshole

  11. 11
    biased bbc crap says:

    Miliband:drone drone drone
    BBC: slurp slurp slurp

  12. 12
    Another Engineer says:

    Dave on the attack there. Ed struggling.

  13. 13
    Stan Butler says:

    Good retort from Camercon

  14. 14
    Floundering Dave says:

    A net exporter of cars made here by foreign companies

  15. 15
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Balls not saying much

  16. 16
    robbie says:

    There’s no reason for Milliband to ask a recycling question, he practices it every week- poor

  17. 17
    Gordon Brown Tomorrow's Man says:

    miliband as ever old lines badly expressed and still totally unable to dleiver killer punch…vacuous little boy

  18. 18
    Anonymous says:

    its not working Guido

  19. 19

    How can Cameron say “They were bailing out European countries with taxpayers money”

    What about you , you EU arse licking twat , how much have you given them ?

  20. 20
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    My god I will have what she is smoking

  21. 21
    biased bbc crap says:

    Wow don’t hold back !!

  22. 22
    Carlos says:

    This children is what the adults do to run the country.

  23. 23
    Another Engineer says:

    What is Ed for? Who knows.

    Major screech fest there…

  24. 24
    robbie says:

    more from the rantobitch please

  25. 25
    MrAngry61 says:

    Screeching cow

  26. 26
    Carlos says:

    Who let the Hippy in?

  27. 27
    MrAngry61 says:

    erith & thamesmead- she looks as chavy as her electorate

  28. 28
  29. 29
    Another Engineer says:

    No mention of the Rowntree trust’s nonsense? Also relevant.

  30. 30
    The Paragnostic says:

    Foreign companies maybe, but still British workers (well, if you exclude Luton…).

    Red Ed was shit – he didn’t land a glove.

  31. 31
    Steve Miliband says:

    Out of Order Order

  32. 32
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Of course dave will not consider army cuts, got to have an excuse for EU army

  33. 33

    TA = soldiering on the cheap
    casualty rates will go sky high
    Con-servatives = Murdering fuckers

  34. 34
    Carlos says:

    It seems any chav can become and MP now?

  35. 35
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    karen who? thought he said fuck

  36. 36
    ordure paper says:

    still out of ordure

  37. 37
    Another Engineer says:

    Asbestos is a very useful material

  38. 38
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    What the fuck are we talking about canadians for

  39. 39
    MrAngry61 says:

    Overseas aid – bah

  40. 40

    Al-Megrahi’s CoveritLive link has just died.

  41. 41
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Davies for PM

  42. 42
    Another Engineer says:

    Careful – what about daft clothing as a religious symbol? Or pasta?

  43. 43
    Hugh Janus says:


  44. 44
    illogical says:

    Leek of David as aginst the Star?

  45. 45
    robbie says:

    not exactly a PMQs for RedEd to send his troops home happy for the hols

  46. 46
    Carlos says:

    Disadvantaged 2 yr olds.. only a 42″ Plasma to play their PS3 on?

  47. 47

    I think that translates as the booze cabinet is empty.

  48. 48
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    Talking about the gyppos now, what about the UK

  49. 49
    Carlos says:

    My, that was a difficult sentence wasn’t it.

  50. 50
    Steve Miliband says:

    H Coal still in the Silly Isles?

  51. 51
    MrAngry61 says:

    axe bus passes and tv licences

  52. 52
    MrAngry61 says:

    planted question

  53. 53
    Owain Glyndwr says:

    St Patric was born in Wales, you dumb shit

  54. 54
    Emily Litella says:

    I love Jessye Norman! I remember her great rendition of Amazing Grace at Wembley! Why is Dave cross with her?
    Oh– Jesse Norman the former Barclays bankster turned MP on the Treasury Select Committee, on that whole Lords reform nonsense!
    (Never mind.)

    (Although it wouldn’t surprise me if Jesse Norman MP all of a sudden “gets religion”!)

  55. 55
    AC1 says:

    Memory holed


    Wonder if police are also investigating NUJ favourite the SWP and their fascist friends.

  56. 56
    AC1 says:

    Yes but look at that Indian Space program.

  57. 57

    Is that the The Silly Aisles or that group of islands off the end of Cornwall? ;-)

  58. 58
    illogical says:

    Why all the welsh MPs and Welsh questions?

  59. 59
    AC1 says:

    Apparently, Dave’s taken from taxpayers even more than Germany to bail out the Euro idiocy.

  60. 60
    Carlos says:

    They don’t have anything else to do.

  61. 61

    If you make a click sound with your teeth every few seconds, it makes it much more realistic.


  62. 62
    AC1 says:

    Disadvantaged is a term for the type of people who want “everyone to be above average”.

  63. 63
    robbie says:

    What a chance to stick 2 fingers up at Balls- thank you fat lady in red

  64. 64
    MrAngry61 says:

    pickles is looking especially well stuffed today

  65. 65
    Another Engineer says:

    Oops. Set that one up for Dave. Silly question.

  66. 66
    Carlos says:

    Blinky not happy.. but this audience participation segment is pants.

  67. 67
    Carlos says:

    How ever much I try, I can’t believe these muppets are supposed to be running the country.

  68. 68
    AC1 says:

    I think a sensible Welsh MP would keep VERY quiet and keep taking the English taxpayers money.

  69. 69
    MrAngry61 says:

    2nd question on rail franchises – plant

  70. 70
    AC1 says:

    They’re not. Unluckily, the people who are have no interest in you.

  71. 71

    Where the fuck does that leave the previous lot, then?

  72. 72
    Hugh Janus says:

    The Ongar & Brentwood lunch mountain seems distracted. Dreaming of the lunch menu I expect.

  73. 73
    Dreary Steeples says:

    Jesse, Nadhim, and Penny have all maned up, Maybe just maybe there is a glimmer of hope for the conservatives after all.

  74. 74
    Gawd Help Us says:

    Skools out ’till September then.

  75. 75

    All indigenously named types, I note…

  76. 76
    Another Engineer says:

    Maned up? Hair extensions?

  77. 77
    Carlos says:

    That’s easy, the last lot were trying to create a utopia by destroy the country. There was a clear mission objective!

    Theses guys are like landed fish flapping about like it’ll make a difference.

  78. 78

    Had you said dystopia, I would have been in complete agreement with you.

  79. 79
    AC1 says:

    Well at least they’ve started naming them and in this case the BBC have decided you are allowed to know what they were trying to achieve (possibly because they approve), they can’t seem to write “islamic terrorism”.

  80. 80
    keredybretsa says:

    Oh! Duckies is this the front-end of the ongoing internet integrated technology? Or the arse-end?

  81. 81

    What some might be tempted to call Progress.

  82. 82
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    On the back benches, or watching cash in the attic, whilst still getting paid.

  83. 83
    Rat's arse says:

    Not according to toenails on Brillo’s Daily Politics “Tomorrow Man’.

    According to toenails, Milibandwagon put in a magnificent performance & absolutely wiped the floor with the PM.

    How I didn’t chuck the t.v. through the window I’ll never know. I didn’t realise I had such self control!

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