Light Whipping in Osborne’s Office
As the 10pm vote deadline approached last night, Francis Maude was celebrating his birthday with a soirée in George Osborne’s offices in Parliament. Guido understands that Mad Frankie was slightly upstaged by his then PPS Angie “they’ll have to sack me” Bray. Sources in the room whisper to Guido that Whip Mark Francois made no efforts to cajole Bray at the party despite being there and chatting to her for some time. So much for that aggressive whipping…
Apparently Maude was angry though, not at the fact his PPS was rebelling, but concerned about finding a decent replacement for Bray given that almost all of the potential talent pool had rebelled.
At least any replacement will be über-loyal.
If they voted with the government last night, they’ll vote on anything…
We Have a one party state!
I am a Twat
No wonder the country’s f*cked, when all our MPs spend their time playing computer games and posting inanities on Twatter.
Maybe we could replace them with computer generated avatars like Max Headroom.
Save us a fortune, and probably better ideas
On the contrary, Twatter and other similar stupid, time-wasting, vanity websites are intended to provide MPs with plenty of distraction so that they spend less time f*cking up the country.
I’m bound to say, however, that currently the ploy does not appear to be working.
I’m much more worried about patients than I am about hospitals, which is why I’m against the politician/bureaucrat run NHS.
http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2012-07-10/gordon-brown-sold-britain%E2%80%99s-gold-artificially-low-prices-bail-out-large-ameri
Gordo sold our Gold to bail out American bank…
Those girls can comb their own Hair! STOP THE ASIAN GROOMERS
If Angie’s read ‘Fifty Shades of Grey’, she might be up for some ‘aggressive whipping’.
What he needs is a highly loyal, talented forward thinking and motivated staff base working to agressive time scales.
Psssst! Wanna see my ‘staff base’?
Good to see at least the rebels are in touch with the mood of the country.
No-one,apart from a few Liberals, want these reforms.
Don’t forget the TINO’s (tories in name only) getting their party orders from EUSSR Brussels central, they are for sure not in touch with the rest of the ppl,
I’m just off for my “Early day motion”
Has anybody seen my “White paper” ?
Don’t forget to ‘follow through’ with your promises
I’m getting on with the Jobby in hand
British Jobbies for British Wankers
I’m off to “Lay a Cable”
I’m about to put thumthing on my blank theet of paper.
I have just wread a blook like my pwolicy document.
The black dot
by Anton whitepaper
MilliB’s blank sheet.
http://www.mikerussellradio.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/08/toilet-roll.jpg
‘but concerned about finding a decent replacement for Bray given that almost all of the potential talent pool had rebelled’
So he’ll make do with a greasy arse licking pole climber then?
Great
Not much fun licking a greasy arse!
“Not much fun licking a greasy arse!”
Speak for yourself.
No ! But a greasy arsed pole licking climber wiill do
Stand by for a stormy PMQ’s with “Flashman” at the Despatch Box.
COTHO
Saw her on Newsnicht- she was terrible. Good move for Maude.
But why the fook is Dave messing about redefining marriage and the House of Lords, hasn’t he got a country to run?
All run from Brussels Central command, beware of the TINOs
No, not really. Brussels takes care of the tricky stuff, I just loaf around playing Angry Birds all day.
Didn’t realise you knew the Eagle sisters that well.
I won the last election by huge majority!
Camerloon addressing a row of flowerpots at his Grace-and-Favour Mansion says:
I won the last election by huge majority!
Cleggovich addressing a selection of quiches in his fridge says:
I won The Motion by huge majority!
The motion Clegg “won” was when he had a dump……….and that was a (insert your own scatalogical reference)
REJOICE ! Self obsessed twat Chris Moyles is standing down from the Radio One breakfast Show. Lets hope his replacement will actually play some music instead of droning on about his fucking self for hours on end.
Who’s Chris Moyles?
And why does David put up with Ruth?
wots breakfast?
The first can of White Lightning of the day.
Internet Radio FTW.
Just say No to Extortion Funded Media.
The pound is now at a four-year high against the euro.
Time to sell.
Sell fleas, buy lice.
There are still investment opportunities.
Land, food, energy, fine art.
Baked Beans, Shotgun shell futures.
Quite.
But don’t forget some shells themselves
Ministers will later announce yet more of our money will go to family planning in Africa
1.8 Billion over eight years
We’re all in this together
Was that our money or Bill Gates’s?
Well, look. This is something which I am sure makes you all very proud. And to afford all this foreign aid, all I have to do is cut £25billion from the NHS budget, forcing hospitals to deprive elderly patients of food and drink to hasten their deaths as part of my cost-cutting efforts.
Spiffing, eh? What what.
Toodle pip!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/health/healthnews/9385674/Hospitals-letting-patients-die-to-save-money.html
Join the Army.Travel to exotic distant lands.
Meet exciting new people.
And kill them
Don’t bother
Wonder whether Neo will still be wearing his rose tinted spectacles if there is a live PMQ thread.
For 2 weeks in a row he has found Ed “outstanding”- ” the winner “, which beggars belief.
The Limp-Dicks have no understanding of collective cabinet responsibility, they entered the coalition with the Tories for political gain and set out their stall with that aim.
Hypocrites and unscrupulous double dealers is too polite a description for Clegg and his crew.
Clegg is a typical example of the disconnected politician who has cut his teeth in Brussels and thinks that the world revolves around people of his ilk. Prat.
See Huhne is back commenting on yesterday’s vote – thought he was in jail.
Just shows the hypocricy of the Lib/Dem types – no shame.
“…thought he was in jail.”
Everything comes to he who waits – except when it’s one of the political class up before Mr Justice Cocklecarrot.
How about a referendum on our EU membership?
Fantasising again?
Cameron is just butt flustered as he realises he is a one term only PM.
I think the Glibs will call time befor even a full term is up
Things to do before I die:
1. Let daddy make me into a millionaire.2. Become a PR spiv.
3. Become an MP.
4. Become PM.
5. Get to level 10 on Angry Birds.
6. Get a huge backhander from my pals in the construction industry by letting them build whatever they like, wherever they like.
7. Trash the Tory Party and all its looney fruitcake closet-racist supporters.
8. Get a spiffing job in Brussels that sets me up for life.
I have slimmed down the Tory policy book to a one liner.
‘See Nick’
PMQs
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We foreigners excluded?
Guido’s not prepared to pay for the service now it costs
He has tweeted the link. The above is the response.
No livechat?
It was there, then it wasn’t…
It is the last day of term. Broon missed registration (again), Balls the school bully is waiting in the bogs, and Cleggy has hidden a rotten kipper in the headmaster’s study. Miliband Minor is present in class much to everyone’s annoyance as he always asks stupid questions to attract attention. Will ‘Call me Dave’ lose his temper again?
The kipper bit reminds me of this lovely story:
http://www.divorcerecovery101.com/curtain-rod.htm
23 meeting with Google ! How much do they donate to Tory funds then , or is that Daves future employer
!
1-0 Milliband !
With less than 3 years to go before I leave Number 10, I’ve got to dedicate my time to finding new opportunities as I move forwards my career journey. What what.
Sorry I turned Labour’s mess into an even bigger mess. Meh.
Please make it a whole lot less than 3 years.
Internet explore showing no comments after CRMMs????????
I have always been able to craft conversation stoppers!
Fuckin hell ! have little Ed’s balls dropped !
I just love to see Cameron Squirm
Why is RedEd pissing on about the Lords reform bill rather than more important issues? 3 wastyed questions so far
PMQ thread now available for comment
So Max Hastings in the DM Pg 14 – gets to some rather good points
“Lib Dems are not serious people. They are a party for flat-earthers, muesli eaters and kindness-to-rats enthusiasts”
What Max doesn’t appear to want to state though – is that The Tory Party and The Labour Party are infested with “flat-earthers” as well. They all bought into Al’s big lie. His ‘Our Purpose’ the title of his Nobel prize lecture booklet. Don’t forget – that it was Al’s big lie out of America – and that America is one of the biggest ‘dissenters’ along with the Chinese …
The British people have not been ‘had’ – but our parliamentarians have.
Don’t mention that the Global warming climate change bubble has burst! Move along now you nasty members of the public.