July 11th, 2012

Jesse’s Back

It was a nice jibe from Ed that the posh boys had banished Jessie Norman from the House. He was in fact welcoming the Queen to his constituency. Whoops…


  1. 1
    True says:

    Which was well known before PMQS

    • 10
      Ed Miliband says:

      Thith ith outwageouth – I am offithially jumpthin on the bandthwagon now.

      • 18
        Ed Balls says:

        Get us a Latte will ya

        • 37
          What's Left? says:

          Saw Jesse today and told him I was proud to know him – a man of principle. All too rare these days in modern politics. A potential future leader.

    • 11
      Fish says:

      Miliband misleading the house again? An apology must be sought. He has questions to answer.

    • 24
      Fisticuffs says:
  2. 2
    Q says:

    Jesse for PM

  3. 3
    The Unemployed are 'Shirkers' says:

    Fuck off Cameron only one of us lives rent free in London.

  4. 4
    Nick says:

    He is spelt Jesse and not Jessie.

  5. 5
    Anne Morris says:


    • 41
      Feminist says:

      We need more women in parliament to add credible balance to those male bullies

  6. 6
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I’m sure the queen was glad for the welcome.
    I hope Phil was there for a great “and what do you do then” moment.

  7. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    Rumours of me being anywhere near Westminster are somewhat exaggerated.

  8. 15
    annette curton says:

    Next week Lillibet will be ordered to kiss the Popes ring.

    • 26
      Loungelizard says:

      When Blair becomes President Of All Europe he intends to replace Lillbet with Cathy Ashton.

      • 31
        Tony Bliar resplendant in his white robes says:

        Listen minionsChaps, I say to you *pause* I say to you *waves hands* when I am Darth leader of Europe there will no more *pause* boom and bust for us all. Just boom for me and bust for you.

        • 34
          Gordon Brown says:

          The Arctic Monkeys really wake you up in the morning.*GRIN*

          • annette curton says:

            Whatever happened to the Arctic Monkeys?, fossilised rock band discovered bricked up in Kirkcaldy cellar.

  9. 28
    Abu Hamza says:

    Has Nick Clegg been deported yet ?

  10. 30
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Miliband, yet again, proves his own stupidity.

    • 33
      retardEd Miliaband says:

      It’th pronounthed “thtupidity”, you thtupid perthon.

      • 35
        Ed Moribund says:

        Mr Sthpeaker, he juth dothent get it.

        BThW – These stwikes are wong.

        • 39
          annette curton says:

          You no speaky english, you dial wong number, is 25 million wongs, which wong you want?

  11. 38
    Brown Out and pay me damages says:

    Who is Jesse Norman and should I care?

  12. 40
    The BBC can whistle for the licence fee. PAY ME DAMAGES. says:

    I never watched it! Sick of the BBC’s tripe!

  13. 46

    “A lie will be half-way round the world before the Truth gets it’s boots on”. attb. joseph Stalin, RedEd’s hero and socialist icon. (60,000,000 dead)

  14. 47
    Eddie eagle ear says:

    I think I heard Miliband describe Jesse Norman as the MP for Hereford and South HerTfordshire. Crazy constituency, crazy guy.

  15. 48
    Rentaboy says:

    Welcoming the Queen? Watch out Jesse, Alan Duncan has designs on you.

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Ed’s Constitutional Failure | ConHome

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Dan Hodges on Team Miliband:

“‘Poisonous’, was the picture painted by one former senior advisor. ‘Dysfunctional,’ said one shadow cabinet member. ‘A bunch of medieval courtiers, not an office,’ said another. The most positive description I could get was ‘It’s a work in progress. They’re learning. Slowly. But they are learning.’”

Nick Clegg says:

Do you want lies with that?

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