July 11th, 2012

Jesse’s Back


  1. 1
    True says:

    Which was well known before PMQS

  2. 2
    Q says:

    Jesse for PM

  3. 3
    The Unemployed are 'Shirkers' says:

    Fuck off Cameron only one of us lives rent free in London.

  4. 4
    Nick says:

    He is spelt Jesse and not Jessie.

  5. 5
    Anne Morris says:


  6. 6
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I’m sure the queen was glad for the welcome.
    I hope Phil was there for a great “and what do you do then” moment.

  7. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    Rumours of me being anywhere near Westminster are somewhat exaggerated.

  8. 8
    Tony Blair says:


  9. 9
    Prince Philip says:

    Heres my coat my good arse lick

  10. 10
    Ed Miliband says:

    Thith ith outwageouth – I am offithially jumpthin on the bandthwagon now.

  11. 11
    Fish says:

    Miliband misleading the house again? An apology must be sought. He has questions to answer.

  12. 12
    The Paragnostic says:

    Ah, but you know how posh boys like opera.

    Simple mistake to make, surely?

  13. 13
    Quisling says:

    LOL Google maps is in crisis.

    I suggest you try this walking route to work :)


  14. 14
    Durr... says:


  15. 15
    Durr... says:

    I think Jessie is more apt.

  16. 16
    annette curton says:

    Next week Lillibet will be ordered to kiss the Popes ring.

  17. 17
    Benny Fitz-Clements says:

    You’ve got TEN houses, Mr. B£iar.

    Can I move into one ?

  18. 18
    Ed Balls says:

    Get us a Latte will ya

  19. 19

    ‘Big Jessie’ as he’s known in the HOC.

    That was one of Hillary Benn’s names too.
    Only preceded by ‘the useless..’

  20. 20
    Ed Millibland says:

    A Judge led inquiry no less. That Judge Judy looks like she could do a good job

  21. 21
    Mad, Bad & Dangerous Gordon McRuin ( Member in absentia ) says:

    If I can abolish Boom and Bust I can walk on water.

  22. 22
    Nick says:

    The opera singer is Jessye Norman.

  23. 23
    Floyd Gross Man says:

    I am doing a new program on ministers private lives.

    Called through the A hole

  24. 24
    Fisticuffs says:

  25. 25
    Gordon Brown says:

    I just strap a ‘floater jobbie’ to each of my slippers and I’m good to go.

  26. 26
    Loungelizard says:

    When Blair becomes President Of All Europe he intends to replace Lillbet with Cathy Ashton.

  27. 27
    The Paragnostic says:

    You are Nick Clegg and I claim my £5

  28. 28
    Abu Hamza says:

    Has Nick Clegg been deported yet ?

  29. 29
    annette curton says:

    Phil would come out with something much better than that; “is this the new footman dear?”.

  30. 30
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Miliband, yet again, proves his own stupidity.

  31. 31
    Tony Bliar resplendant in his white robes says:

    Listen minionsChaps, I say to you *pause* I say to you *waves hands* when I am Darth leader of Europe there will no more *pause* boom and bust for us all. Just boom for me and bust for you.

  32. 32
    Tony "Good Socialist" Bliar says:

    To each according to his needs.

    And I need ten houses.

  33. 33
    retardEd Miliaband says:

    It’th pronounthed “thtupidity”, you thtupid perthon.

  34. 34
    Gordon Brown says:

    The Arctic Monkeys really wake you up in the morning.*GRIN*

  35. 35
    Ed Moribund says:

    Mr Sthpeaker, he juth dothent get it.

    BThW – These stwikes are wong.

  36. 36
    annette curton says:

    Whatever happened to the Arctic Monkeys?, fossilised rock band discovered bricked up in Kirkcaldy cellar.

  37. 37
    What's Left? says:

    Saw Jesse today and told him I was proud to know him – a man of principle. All too rare these days in modern politics. A potential future leader.

  38. 38
    Brown Out and pay me damages says:

    Who is Jesse Norman and should I care?

  39. 39
    annette curton says:

    You no speaky english, you dial wong number, is 25 million wongs, which wong you want?

  40. 40
    The BBC can whistle for the licence fee. PAY ME DAMAGES. says:

    I never watched it! Sick of the BBC’s tripe!

  41. 41
    Feminist says:

    We need more women in parliament to add credible balance to those male bullies

  42. 42
    EdButLookBalls says:

    The cnut is an hypocrite as he is even ‘posher’!

  43. 43
    Millionaire Communist, Ralph Miliband says:

    That’s my boy!

  44. 44
    Nick says:

    I am umpteen notches to the right of Clegg. I see Guido has corrected his headline now, but not his text.

  45. 45
    Duty Pedant says:

    Programme, you ignorant prat.

  46. 46

    “A lie will be half-way round the world before the Truth gets it’s boots on”. attb. joseph Stalin, RedEd’s hero and socialist icon. (60,000,000 dead)

  47. 47
    Eddie eagle ear says:

    I think I heard Miliband describe Jesse Norman as the MP for Hereford and South HerTfordshire. Crazy constituency, crazy guy.

  48. 48
    Rentaboy says:

    Welcoming the Queen? Watch out Jesse, Alan Duncan has designs on you.

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