July 11th, 2012

Jesse’s Back

It was a nice jibe from Ed that the posh boys had banished Jessie Norman from the House. He was in fact welcoming the Queen to his constituency. Whoops…


  1. 1
    True says:

    Which was well known before PMQS

    • 10
      Ed Miliband says:

      Thith ith outwageouth – I am offithially jumpthin on the bandthwagon now.

      • 18
        Ed Balls says:

        Get us a Latte will ya

        • 37
          What's Left? says:

          Saw Jesse today and told him I was proud to know him – a man of principle. All too rare these days in modern politics. A potential future leader.

    • 11
      Fish says:

      Miliband misleading the house again? An apology must be sought. He has questions to answer.

    • 24
      Fisticuffs says:
  2. 2
    Q says:

    Jesse for PM

  3. 3
    The Unemployed are 'Shirkers' says:

    Fuck off Cameron only one of us lives rent free in London.

  4. 4
    Nick says:

    He is spelt Jesse and not Jessie.

  5. 5
    Anne Morris says:


    • 41
      Feminist says:

      We need more women in parliament to add credible balance to those male bullies

  6. 6
    sockpuppet #4 says:

    I’m sure the queen was glad for the welcome.
    I hope Phil was there for a great “and what do you do then” moment.

  7. 7
    Gordon Brown says:

    Rumours of me being anywhere near Westminster are somewhat exaggerated.

  8. 15
    annette curton says:

    Next week Lillibet will be ordered to kiss the Popes ring.

    • 26
      Loungelizard says:

      When Blair becomes President Of All Europe he intends to replace Lillbet with Cathy Ashton.

      • 31
        Tony Bliar resplendant in his white robes says:

        Listen minionsChaps, I say to you *pause* I say to you *waves hands* when I am Darth leader of Europe there will no more *pause* boom and bust for us all. Just boom for me and bust for you.

        • 34
          Gordon Brown says:

          The Arctic Monkeys really wake you up in the morning.*GRIN*

          • annette curton says:

            Whatever happened to the Arctic Monkeys?, fossilised rock band discovered bricked up in Kirkcaldy cellar.

  9. 28
    Abu Hamza says:

    Has Nick Clegg been deported yet ?

  10. 30
    I don't need no doctor says:

    Miliband, yet again, proves his own stupidity.

    • 33
      retardEd Miliaband says:

      It’th pronounthed “thtupidity”, you thtupid perthon.

      • 35
        Ed Moribund says:

        Mr Sthpeaker, he juth dothent get it.

        BThW – These stwikes are wong.

        • 39
          annette curton says:

          You no speaky english, you dial wong number, is 25 million wongs, which wong you want?

  11. 38
    Brown Out and pay me damages says:

    Who is Jesse Norman and should I care?

  12. 40
    The BBC can whistle for the licence fee. PAY ME DAMAGES. says:

    I never watched it! Sick of the BBC’s tripe!

  13. 46

    “A lie will be half-way round the world before the Truth gets it’s boots on”. attb. joseph Stalin, RedEd’s hero and socialist icon. (60,000,000 dead)

  14. 47
    Eddie eagle ear says:

    I think I heard Miliband describe Jesse Norman as the MP for Hereford and South HerTfordshire. Crazy constituency, crazy guy.

  15. 48
    Rentaboy says:

    Welcoming the Queen? Watch out Jesse, Alan Duncan has designs on you.

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Rod Liddle on the loony UN sexism special rapporteur:

“There is more sexism in Britain than in any other country in the world, according to a mad woman who has been sent here by the United Nations.

Rashida Manjoo is a part-time professor of law at Cape Town University in the totally non-sexist country of South Africa (otherwise known as Rape Capital Of The World).

Mrs Magoo has been wandering around with her notebook and is appalled by the sexist “boys’ club” culture here, apparently.

I don’t doubt we still have sexism in the UK. But is it worse than in, say, Saudi Arabia, d’you think, honey-lamb? Or about 175 other countries? Get a grip, you doolally old bat.”

orkneylad says:

What’s he been doing FFS, mining bitcoins?

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