Rumours of my demise are somewhat exaggerated.—
Jesse Norman (@Jesse_Norman) July 11, 2012
It was a nice jibe from Ed that the posh boys had banished Jessie Norman from the House. He was in fact welcoming the Queen to his constituency. Whoops…
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Ed Balls stretches credulity by claiming he isn’t ambitious…
“I would love to be part of Ed’s Labour government but what I do next for me is not an all-consuming passion. I’m more bothered, in a personal sense, about getting to grade 8 piano by the time I’m 50.”
Ned Flanders – Clegg
Lisa Simpson – Natalie Bennett
Milhouse – Hilary Benn
Martin Prince – Andy Burnham
Edna Krabappel – Luciana Berger
Crazy Cat Lady – Glenda jackson
Comic book guy – John Prescott
Carl – Chucka
Lenny – Philip Hammond
Willie – Eric joyce
Poochie – Gordon Brown
Reverend Lovejoy – Tony Blair
Which was well known before PMQS
Thith ith outwageouth – I am offithially jumpthin on the bandthwagon now.
Get us a Latte will ya
Saw Jesse today and told him I was proud to know him – a man of principle. All too rare these days in modern politics. A potential future leader.
Miliband misleading the house again? An apology must be sought. He has questions to answer.
A Judge led inquiry no less. That Judge Judy looks like she could do a good job
The cnut is an hypocrite as he is even ‘posher’!
That’s my boy!
Jesse for PM
Bollocks.
‘Big Jessie’ as he’s known in the HOC.
That was one of Hillary Benn’s names too.
Only preceded by ‘the useless..’
I am doing a new program on ministers private lives.
Called through the A hole
Programme, you ignorant prat.
Fuck off Cameron only one of us lives rent free in London.
Me?
You’ve got TEN houses, Mr. B£iar.
Can I move into one ?
To each according to his needs.
And I need ten houses.
He is spelt Jesse and not Jessie.
Ah, but you know how posh boys like opera.
Simple mistake to make, surely?
I think Jessie is more apt.
The opera singer is Jessye Norman.
You are Nick Clegg and I claim my £5
I am umpteen notches to the right of Clegg. I see Guido has corrected his headline now, but not his text.
Mr Spèaker, SCREEEEEEEEEECH!
We need more women in parliament to add credible balance to those male bullies
I’m sure the queen was glad for the welcome.
I hope Phil was there for a great “and what do you do then” moment.
Heres my coat my good arse lick
Phil would come out with something much better than that; “is this the new footman dear?”.
Rumours of me being anywhere near Westminster are somewhat exaggerated.
LOL Google maps is in crisis.
I suggest you try this walking route to work
http://goo.gl/maps/QhTe
If I can abolish Boom and Bust I can walk on water.
I just strap a ‘floater jobbie’ to each of my slippers and I’m good to go.
Next week Lillibet will be ordered to kiss the Popes ring.
When Blair becomes President Of All Europe he intends to replace Lillbet with Cathy Ashton.
Listen
minionsChaps, I say to you *pause* I say to you *waves hands* when I amDarthleader of Europe there will no more *pause* boom and bust for us all. Just boom for me and bust for you.The Arctic Monkeys really wake you up in the morning.*GRIN*
Whatever happened to the Arctic Monkeys?, fossilised rock band discovered bricked up in Kirkcaldy cellar.
Has Nick Clegg been deported yet ?
Miliband, yet again, proves his own stupidity.
It’th pronounthed “thtupidity”, you thtupid perthon.
Mr Sthpeaker, he juth dothent get it.
BThW – These stwikes are wong.
You no speaky english, you dial wong number, is 25 million wongs, which wong you want?
Who is Jesse Norman and should I care?
I never watched it! Sick of the BBC’s tripe!
“A lie will be half-way round the world before the Truth gets it’s boots on”. attb. joseph Stalin, RedEd’s hero and socialist icon. (60,000,000 dead)
I think I heard Miliband describe Jesse Norman as the MP for Hereford and South HerTfordshire. Crazy constituency, crazy guy.
Welcoming the Queen? Watch out Jesse, Alan Duncan has designs on you.