George Osborne Demands Hooker Goes Down
Chancellor is Super-Pimp
George Osborne’s Treasury has wreaked revenge on high-earning hookers after a £1,000-a-night tart was jailed over a £120,000 tax fraud. Donna Asutaits will go down for 16 months after being found guilty of evading taxes over a two year period in which she earned over £300,000. UKuncut will be happy…
Osborne is responsible for the HMRC cracking down on high-earning tax evaders, demanding that high-class call girls pay a whopping 45% of their earnings, making him the harshest and most lucrative pimp in Britain. Guido can’t imagine how George ever got involved in such a sordid business…
Evasion is ilegal, she needs Ken Livingstone or Tony Blairs help.
Well – Slap Me With A Wet Kipper
we’re all in this together….
‘Donna Asutaits will go down for 16 months’
Phrasing is a bit iffy Guido, ‘will go down’.
She can go down…….. on me
It’s rather hard.
Well blow me. Whatever happened to light-touch regulation?
We fall!
But screw your courage to the sticking place,
And we’ll not fall.
She should be banged up for life. But that would hardly be a punishment in her case.
The childish innuendo on here has got way out of hand. Gentlemen, get a hold of yourselves!
Whore! Whore!
Cor! the spelling on here is getting worse and worse.
She should have been on PAYF.
You’ll all be paying VAT on the next trick!
“After the 2005 general election Lammy was appointed Minister for Culture at the Department of Culture, Media and Sport.”
Orthography not a job-requirement, then.
FFS.
Definitely.
Another one tainted by the Reign of Terror.
Maybe, just maybe, the US recruitment patterns have more to do with a strong sense of nationhood and the lack of a generous welfare system?
The first has been jettisoned by 13 years of Labour immigration policy, the second made worse by Labour’s insistence on buggering up education and producing a generation of unemployable illiterates.
There is also the effect of Blair’s war fetish…
Or maybe the reason is the GI Bill; veterans get their post-secondary educations paid for (with some restrictions), get home loans easier, can be treated in Department of Veterans’ Affairs Hospitals (which are about on a par with NHS, but hey, it’s free), and they get preferential treatment in hiring for civil service jobs.
What? You mean that those dastardly Septics honour their debts to the armed forces?
Didn’t know about that act, but it seems we could do worse than copy it.
It would be wildly popular with the electorate…
which means the Grauniad would hate it, and thus Dave would never do it.
David has spoken but will Gordon ? Perhaps the “Clunking Fist” took to heart the comment by a Tory MP during yesteday’s debate about a person getting elected to the house of Lords and then buggering off abroad for 15 years and not taking his/her seat without anything be able to be done as the legislation stood
http://www.zerohedge.com/contributed/2012-07-10/gordon-brown-sold-britain%E2%80%99s-gold-artificially-low-prices-bail-out-large-ameri
May be a petition on “appearance based pay ”
In short tag the MPs like criminals .
Don’t turn up & do the job , don’t get payed .
And sooner or later they are gonna be in the dock for somthing
I think you’ll find she’s been going down for a lot longer than that, Guido!
how he got into such a sordid business !
That’s politics
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Gordo bailed out an American bank with OUR gold to help an acquaintance.
Going down for 16 months – Viagra?
…and bandy legs!
… not to mention lockjaw.
and a worn out clutch if shes a old banger
‘will go down for 16 months’
I could not last that long
16 minutes would be exceptional.
Mrs S won’t go near it for 16 seconds
she might if it was 16 inches
Since when has Yvonne been George Osborne?
Yvonne seems to be the start of the second sentence. Note how the page is folded over.
Yes, it was at attempt at jocularity !
Yvonne
When he’s wearing the rubber maid outfit?
It seems to be thing to have pseudonyms Yvonne might be Gideons
Remind me again – which trainee barrister was known as “Miranda” in chambers?
Not exactly a Major cock up, Edwina.
Edwina my dear, you were born a twat, lived the life of a twat and you will at some point die, you claim to fame being a twat
You think she’s a twat, then.
she was obviously a saucy strumpet in a ‘pre specsavers’ sense but john major and edwina….that was a suprise
you on the other hand have achieved so much
Banged senseless then banged up in gaol.
Jailed for avoiding to declare a few tips.
I met the President of Holland, Mr France.
Which closet was that in ?
Flipped once ? Amateur !
Another member of libour party, wonder if he will try and take action against, balls,vazoline,fatso watson, lard prescott etc, etc
God, no Dahling – that would just be too, too awful. The poor boys are being treated like war criminals as it is. All they did was fund an illegal war or two, destroy a healthy pension fund or all of them, send the UK economy down the “crapper” – what’s that between friends after all?
Alphonse! I don’t care if it’s still soft, try and wiggle it in!
‘ere, stop messin abhaart!
How does putting her in prison for 16 months fit with the requirement that she pays back £120K?
Maybe I’m being especially thick, but wouldn’t it be better to let her carry on working so she can, you know, pay the outstanding tax bill, plus interest?
Yes he should have smacked her one and said
‘listen up biatch, you go out and work them streets you here me, or your face won’t be so pretty any more, kapeesh’
I’m surprised she kept copy invoices.
I wonder if she used one of those mobile credit-card thingies they have in restaurants.
hope she washed her hands of she did
Sir Aston is just being disingenuous methinks.
She also kept a file of her client’s cock sizes. You were in the section marked ‘cocktail sausage’.
I say, how rude…..(monocle, gin, splash).
The same logic that applies to football clubs that are demoted if they go into administration – thereby reducing their earning potential to pay their debts.
she owes £120K? I remember another old hoor who owed that and was able to stand up and say sorry in the Commons instead of paying it back
One swallow does not make a summer.
Is there any evidence at all that there is a policy to “wreaked revenge on high-earning hookers”.
It seems to me that she caught the attention of the police because she seemed to be involved in other dodgy business like money laundering and possible mortgage fraud. And instead of wasting all that police time and effort when they discovered that might not be the case, they did her for the tax avoidance.
But I imagine the intern with the photoshop had fun this afternoon, so its probably all for the best.
More like she gave someone in the lodge a gift that just kept on giving
PS: after having bothered reading the article, its all Ball’s fault anyway.
She was clearly, er, sitting on a fortune…
Doesn’t say anything about her swallowing, Mr Sockpuppet.
I thought it was “one summer doth not a fellatrix make”.
or even swallow.
one bukake party made her summer.
My goodness me ‘going down’ for 16 months – enough to give you lockjaw.
Guido, your editors must take more care….bottom of the class.
If course hookering is entirely legal.
but we all knew that didn’t we?
(Except for running a brothel)
I wanted to be a Hooker
What about that evil tax evader Tony Bliar who is pimped out by JP Morgan to hump the Middle East?
Mah “pimp-hand” is strong– I be showin’ dese mo-fo’s you don’t f*** wit’ the Giddy Mack Daddy!
Thith ith outwageouth.
How do I jumpth on thith bandwagon?
Surely you know by now.
Now that the whores been sent down for tax evasion , where’s the by election taking place ?
You’ll think of something. You always do, even though it’s invariably unconvincing.
Israel Loves America discuss:
http://www.veteranstoday.com/2012/07/09/vt-exclusive-the-flag-that-identified-the-uss-liberty-agtr-5/
Forget K2 (Jimmy Carr),this hooker was claiming KY…..
A judge led enquiry will be requested now.
Claret class has never liked working class entrepreneurs.
It’s like a trolls playground in ‘ere. Behave.
Have you wet the bed yet?
I shall order the immediate release of that hooker so that she will take on the role of “comfort girl” in Afghanistan for the next 2 years.
A statement will be made in the House tomorrow.
chill keith
Labour are the nasty party you tosseur
Iraq
100,000+ civilian dead
Torture
Rendition
and that’s just the start
Surely Gideon isn’t CRACKing down on all whores ??
I’m cracking one off.
You are not AC1 and here’s my £5.
He’s tat, and he’s projecting.
Hope he cleans his keyboard.
The Treasury are no living on immoral earnings Will they get bird?
That should be ‘now’
oy, get your own avitar
Given that Osborne made his comments about Balls in The Spectator, and therefore they were not subject to parliamentary privilege, why doesn’t Balls just sue him for libel? That would be the normal and obvious course of redress. So Mr Balls, what’s stopping you?
Skeletons in cupboards Nonny Nonny
Balls was too indignant for his own good…I will accept that he did not have a direct conversation but he and Brown et al must have discussed the operation of libor given the economic shit storm they were in…whether the conversations were had by others such as Darling Vadera or Myners perhaps we may never know but Brown’s controlling economic influences as ex chancellor/world saviour are all over this
whole fiasco…and as such balls was a key sidekick.
No “Action for Defamation” is clear in its outcome whatever the view of each sides counsel might be..inevitably both parties will be substantially out of pocket as litigants rarely obtain back more than 40% of costs even if they are awarded in their favour and both parties reputations would undoubtedly suffer. However as both parties are people of means this may not deter although the claimant in any action could face equal reputational damage as the defendant
You forgot to append your invoice. Extraordinary, nay, amazing — never known anything like it in all my exposure to the legal profession.
Probably the fact that what Osborne said was NOT defamatory in any sense. All Osborne said was that Balls had ‘questions to answer’. How exactly is that defamatory?
As usual Labour are playing the victim card – like Anton Ferdinand, who at least has a case.
99% yes, 31% no :
http://www.guardian.co.uk/commentisfree/poll/2012/jul/10/george-osborne-apologise-ed-balls
and that excludes the 69% don’t knows.
My thoughts exactly Nonny. Balls has a lot to hide.
Will they dome for tax avoidance now?
Foofieplayers should be seen and not heard
I have decided to go non-dom in the future
Like all my clients
I want to be the first gay English bishop
Dodgy parasites and meddling idiots. They can Strictly fuck off and take their parasitical tripe with them. The BBC’s ethics have gone down the shitter.
We still have 1,300 subsidiaires in the Cayman Islands in case anyone wants to do some serious tax avoidance
Can you give me one please?
I am getting filthy rich
I can give you half a dozen Mandy
What morals?
Already sorted thanks. We have the other 1,300.
Prostituting on AW is about the only decent way to make some money these days.
They are much cheaper in eastern Europe and 500 is nothing. Boaz.
Amateur Wives?
Alternate Wednesdays?
Have you ever noticed all these left wingers that moan about the Monarchy being German are the same bunch that kick up the most stink about the B end P and Eeee D LLLLL?
So it’s alright for these leftwingers to tell the Queen to fuck off cause she is German immigrant scrounger.
but not alrite for a working man to tell a Pole or Asian immigrant scrounger to fuck off?
See the double standard?
No moral backbone in this country anymore. Everyone is motivated by greed and selfishness and to hell with the consequences.
When I were a lad……
……we used to lick high class prostitutes clean with our tongues
You were lucky to have a tongue. When I were a lad all we had were a cleft palate, no use fer lickin’ toms clean at all.
Bahh! that’s nowt, we were so poor we couldn’t afford tongues we had to put our noses in there and snort it all clean.
A double entendre too far.
High class hooker , call girl, escort or prostitute Guido but at 1000 pounds a night the word ‘tart’ seems out of place.
Now attempting exotic recipes to spoil both the wife and myself , imagine me describing the next masterpiece as a Honey nut crunch hooker or Fudgy Brownie prostitute.
I would have thought, even as a catholic you understood the difference between a cream pie and a creampie.
Not paying tax as a hooker is a Minge benefit
Can someone arrest Gideon for living off immoral earnings ?
She should go to parliament once a week and give them all a freebie ,
well the few that are that way inclined
A hooker gets paid to fuck a client
Politicians get paid to fuck all of us !
I wouldn’t visit a prostitute for the simple reason her previous client may have been a politician.
Only if it was a rent boy LoL
Politicians get paid .. Politicians steal, more like.
Jacqui Smith embezzles 120,000 pounds and gets away with it.
sound Dixie!
Fatty Jacqui Smith embezzles 120,000 pounds from the public purse and gets away with it
Yes, but then again her earnings potential outside of politics is approximately zero unless she prostitutes herself on the Hoon taxi rank.
Can you honestly say you’d employ the fat useless bint?
Her earnings potential is exactly zero if she prostitutes herself. Even chubby-chasing necrophiliacs have standards.
You’d be surprised. Some of the historical comments enthused about the idea of a soapy tit-wank with Our Jackie. Frankly I’d rather put my dick in a coffee-grinder.
i bet Jaquie drops some timber during her morning dump
If she hung around Carrington long enough I’m sure Rooney would oblige…
only if it was up the arse
£1,000? My minimum stud fee is 10,000 guineas.
…but if you really want quality …
Ah! Now I understand what a horse box is!
Jail for 16 months, while the filth in the Parliament of Whores get off with a slapped wrist when they are found to be stealing.
Every day I get older I become more of an anarchist.
+1000
It gets more insane when you think .. she went out to work (or maybe worked from home), got paid, kept her wages, and got 16 months in prison.
Jailed, for keeping her own money.
And the people who wrote the law that says she should be jailed for keeping her own money are a bunch of fucking thieves.
That’s how fucked-up this country has become.
It gets more insáne when you think .. she went out to work (or maybe worked from home), got paid, kept her wáges, and got 16 months in prison.
Jailed, for keeping her own móney.
And the people who wrote the law that says she should be ja*iled for keeping her own mo/ney are a bunch of f*cking thie/ves.
That’s how f*cked-up this country has become.
So to whom do we turn? Taliban or PIRA? Decisions decisions…
jeeeez LOUISE!
Does Nick Clegg dye his hair?
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2171447/Clegg-issues-ditch-plea-House-Lords-reform-support-teeters-brink-Commons-defeat.html
I’m thinking about nipping ’round to HMRC and making a citizens arrest of all those public sector parasites. Living off immoral earnings is illegal, after all.
What if the money she got paid was from a tax avoider?
What? All of it?
I bet he’s knackered.
Gweedo
Why in the name of Christo are you feckin well talking about this non subject?.
There are bigger fish to fry,as you well know.
Corruption is rife amongst the upper classes/politico’s/banksters and you are harping on about some prossie who earns peanuts compared with the tossers who I have referred to.
The other topic Lords reform,who the hell is bothered as to what the mainly geriatric bunch in the other place get up to.
Certainly not the general public,they are concerned about who of this bunch of political no marks in it for theirselves and their own fortunes can get us out of this Liebour/Libor shitestorm we are currently in.
Will it be U turn Cammoron/Union Ed/Cleggover I don’t think so.
What it could be though is if we the people as a whole said loud and clear we have now had enough and we want change.
I won’t catalogue change because most people on this site will know what changes need to be made.
Trust northern soul to have the tune LoL
Cameron has no one to blame but himself….that’s what comes of thinking you’re actually a LibDem leader instead of Tory…..and ignoring his own backbenchers
The Tory party is a dangerous beast that has ripped many a leader and PM to shreds if riled
Where the fuck is your piece on the melt-down over Lords reform? Who gives a fuck about Osborne or his irrelevant sidekick Cameron?
So make your point – if you have one.
you missed the story too, fuckwit
Hookers have to register for VAT, too, if they turn over enough.
David Cameron is a shit !
Oh dear. What has brought this on?
Lord Oakshitt is a cu’nt…so what?
Why don’t scientists take care of their appearances properly?
All my initial pleasure that we may have a new and sound model for everything , has drained away , as the blip on a computer that we all assumed as proof , by the brainy lot at CERN , may not be as good a blip as we first thought and is being contested by some Americans .
Indeed I have been trying to get my head around it , and I wonder if we havent been mislabelling some things for a long time , since the first smoke chamber swirls were photographed . The fact that we seem to have sub particles is difficult enough as that means , somthing has to be a building block or more likely its co existence .
I mean how do you explain chemistry now , if laws of thermodynamics arnt quite as sound as we thought , as it doesnt completely account/balance in subatomic world …..
When Mr la Kahli eats his hat , it will be one of best Horizon efforts ever .Right now seems far more uncomplete to me than when blip was first shown .
If they can’t find a razor, how do they expect to find the Higg’s boson ?
Why is David Laws fagging himself around the TV studios lecturing everyone about doing the right thing when he’s lucky not to be in jail for fiddling his expenses?
Because he can.
He is shameless, as are most of our poiltical class.
NN was all too revealing for me , certainly has damaged my faith , in what those who i thought I understood , are actually about in this matter and others ….
Dave’s idea of democracy
It’s my way , or the highway !
what sort of wanker sacks people for having differing views from their own
Camoron thats who !, a wanker who forms a coalition with a party that have totally opposite views and are just about to call in the favour
bye bye coalition !
full marks for entertainment value Guido
Bill Killed vol 1
I wasnt sure what Labour were bristleing with tonight , pride at punative puncture , or tenacity at time tease . By the time NN had arrived I think I had learned all I need to know . I respect Connor Burns stepping down but Angie Bray …. sacked , not much a coalition promise , i dont recall any Lib dem being sacked when AV (£23mn cost) didnt get enough votes . As far as I understand major constitutional bills , sacking a PPS stinks and i would interested to know how this occured , or certainly consider it ill judged enough to get Angie re in stated .
David laws twisted matters , a straight answer form the lib dems would be helpful , the coalition agreement in script , says consultation , not legislation , which makes Angies sacking all the more henious . If the coalition agreement does say “consultation” everyone of the rebels and abstainers should not be in fear of anything , other than further discussion .
I appreciate Labour have got a socialist foot up the Liberals backside , despite repeated questions , but had the program motion been agreed then a great deal of parliaments time could have been tied up , alas somthing Labour did not give during Lisbon , which is worth remembering .
Given that plenty of prior warning was given on the launching of this bill , and its disrespect , it is curious to find key people now making it known they want it as launched , and not the more thoughtful aspects that were floating around that could have staved off so many wounds by the time the tellers were counting .
So 400 odd mps want this portent back to savedgery legislation , I suppose the whipping will hide many weaker wills who wre not sure , and the pro speakers I managed to hear , seemed so lacking in alternate view , the bill was dying quite early on .
The rebels have secured a position (rightly) that this bill was so impoverished as to be troubled , however we now have a wound that may not heal , and I would be wise in considering exactly how much of a error this may or may not be . 400 odd mps want to be rid of the house of Lords , not a rethink , not a consultation , but rid without a shred of evidence that it does not do a good job in many of its current ways and hsitorical experinece . 400 od mps have voted for vandalism of somthing they do not think worthy , despite much contaveneing evidence .
The HOC cannot legislate against a revising chambers constitutional position , unless a revising chamber is allowed to consider the HOC position in the same manner . This betrayal cannot be hid under the guise of modernisation , before Nick Clegg began his Bill , he should have considered why the balance works and that what he was proposing (the gov) , was a more akin to a cull of native balance to make way for the species Nick favours , ie elected .
I can think of numerous bad goverments through elections , but the lords in the way it works , is a very useful check on such things . I dont know if it works in Lesthoto , but does in Westminster and much better than any elected revising chamber you might name . The most astonishing figure was how Tony Blair used the Lords appointing no less than 312 , in his time causing much of the problems we have , which i hope wasnt intentional .
Death loans : I agree do help , mainly in alievaiting the selling of houses in such manners as the system works now , although i would think the possibilities of elements within any package may need a proper footing , so that certain costs are always known . The saver aspect is interesting , although i have long wondered why some sort of basic pot has never been considered , that could not be used in general expenditure , could supply a top up for nursing care . Again though we are back at care homes making transparent accounts and reasonable profit ie cost aspect to work to make pot work .
I am not sure what sort of long term pension/care provison product could be devised , but it looks to me as though it would have to be compulsory and that no doubt means thinking about NI again . The problem to me is one of cost increase for the proper service to be good , vs no revenue specially to provide for it . Its more difficult than I first thought , I dont think we want gaps so to me it has to be a general pot , but then that doesnt help those who are able to make there own plan and go private , without call upon the tax payer .
As Guido points out in the Twitter feed, it is the Golden Anniversary of the telecommunications satellite– the first of its kind inspired this piece of music, which was released shortly thereafter:
It was, well over a year before the Beatles, the first British release to top the US charts. It was so successful that the producer, Joe Meek, was sued for copyright infringement by a French composer who had written the similar-sounding Theme From Austerlitz, a 1960 French film. Joe Meek died a few years later, as the second part of a murder-suicide, stemming from a drug-induced paranoia resulting from the fact that his royalties from Telstar were tied up pending the outcome of the lawsuit.
Anything goes in LibLabCon paradise
Don’t matter at all if it’s naughty or nice
As long as the state gets its proper per cent
That there’s growth, real growth, so it’s money well spent
It’s official.
David Cameron is toast !
David Cameron will get a pasting today at PMQ’s.
The man has taken leave of his senses.
Pâté-ing, shurely ?
I’m loving this.
Ha! Ha! Ha!
They’re reintroducing bore-hunting in Spain. Nick would feel at home there.