Rich & Mark’s Monday Morning View
David Nicholson to Quit NHS Next Year | HSJ
We Don’t Have Gatsby-esque Inequality | Tim Worstall
Dave Will Still Win in 2015 | Toby Young
Activists Should Ignore the Sneerers | Jacob Rees-Mogg
NHS Can Kill Tories | James Kirkup
Dave Lets Labour Take Credit For Gay Marriage | FT
UKIP Set to Out-Poll Tories | Telegraph
UKIP Spokesperson Slaps Down BBC | The Commentator
Tobin Distanced Himself From Robin Hood Tax Protesters | FT
Tories Must Move on From Gay Marriage | Ben Brogan
Has the Right Split Irrevocably? | Iain Martin
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Lord Tebbit has his say on ‘aggressive homosexuals’:
“Why shouldn’t a mother marry her daughter? Why shouldn’t two elderly sisters living together marry each other? I quite fancy my brother!”
Ah! Monika says:
Google-eyed-Dave
Well now that the Government is run by Brussels it is only right that the House of Lords be Euroised.
Is that the right verb?
Eurined ?
Sorry it’s late this week, Daddy – the batteries in my iDud is on the blink.
Once they have all gone , at least they can open all the windows and let the smell of stale piss out !
Yup ” is ” is correct
“Are that the right verb.” ??
I think you mean adjective.
Buggered?
Dave is determined to finish where Tony Blair left off and destroy what is left of our once great country. Once gone, it is gone forever.
Well thats what happens when you accept a cookie form Louise Mensch.
The worrying thing is that her brain has not recovered. I take it that she is another of Dave’s all female A listers.
You can turn cookies off.
Glad to see that the doomsday prediction of Daily Mail failed to materialise
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2170393/Malware-meltdown-Heres-avoid-losing-internet-Monday.html
The Daily Mail is malware.
You can turn on Louise Mensch as well
The only reason why the f@@@ing Lim Dems want Lords “reform” is its another chance of getting proportional representation. They know they’ll be wiped out at the next election so they are desparate to cling to their well-paid non-jobs in politics. They are utter utter bastards who should be spat on when seen.
I’m sure he can ward them off with the Curse of Cameron – he seems to manage it with everything else.
In actual fact Cameron wants the House of Lords legislation to fail but he has to appear to be supporting it but nod nod wink wink if you would like to vote the programme motion down and then talk it out he will do nothing……but then he can say to Cegg….”But Nick I did try my best but my party just wasn’t having it !”
No he doesn’t and he doesn’t.
Well he wouldn’t actually tell you would he ??
You’ve confused me now, I don’t know which way to U turn.
That sounds much the same as wait until Dave gets elected and he will then become a Eurosceptic crap we heard.
Abolish the Lords and put an English parliament in it´s place.
And it came to pass that The General Synod of the Church Of England voted to allow the ordination of Women Bishops.
“God, by the order of his creation, has deprived woman of authority and dominion” and from history that “man has seen, proved, and pronounced just causes why it should be”
Will women Bishops be allowed to wear dresses; the same as the men?
Will women Bishops be allowed to wear panties; the same as the men?
PS – they aint dresses, they is frocks. You cannot defrock someone if they is wearing dresses … see.
What about the pointy hats? Will they be allowed fascinators?
Of course
http://www.celebitchy.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/hat1.jpg
If God does not want them to be bishops, they will prove to be hopeless; so those who oppose the installation of women bishops must fear that they will prove ompetent and blessed.
Did you mean omnipotent?
Well, if they can’t be bishops, they’ll just have to remain as actresses then, won’t they!
What about Imanesses?
Iwomanesses?
Does the Right Reverend Peter Price have an opinion on this matter?
If he does i think we should know….
My view is whatever the answer is
Dave has yet to learn Thatcher’s lesson. There are no right answers, just decisions.
Just abolish the Lords. Force the Commons to pay attention to the legislation that pours forth from its runnels like pig slurry.
We’ll still have two houses.
The House of Criminals
And The Other Place for criminals.
Lived to 96
Credit where credit is due- this is one of the best Rich and Mark Monday morning thingies. Well drawn. They have taken their time to attempt to show the rift between them and the other lot.
I cannot recognise the white witch/ wizard but then that is my failing of knowing all the Lords or Ladies in the upper house , not theirs.
Well done again
BTW. Who won the Friday caption competition during the last 3 weeks Guido? Not that I expect my sliming here to have any effect on the result. Just asking
Is this something to do with the tennis?