Monday Morning Cartoon
Obama’s Presidency is Imploding | Nile Gardiner
Miliband Could Be a Great PM | Thomas Pascoe
What Are You Really Paying in Income Tax? | TPA
Galloway’s Mad Month | The Commentator
Murdoch: Facebook is the New MySpace | Telegraph
Clegg’s Manifesto Referendum Pledge Spin Unravels | ConHome
Coalition Here to Stay | Ben Brogan
Tories Plan Coalition Divorce | Times
Public Doesn’t Back Dave on Europe | Peter Kellner
Public Backs Dave on Europe | John Rentoul
We Can’t Afford HS2 | Fraser Nelson
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Tom Harris bemoans the public’s attitude to politicians…
“Mr Oborne echoes the lazy, anti-politics whine we hear so often these days, all based on the absurd notion that politicians were once loved and only fell out of public favour during the expenses scandal. He should take a walk to the Strangers’ Bar. But not to sup with the patrons he seems to despise so much, dearie me, no; he should instead look at the paintings on the corridor outside the bar, which depict the devastating fire which consumed most of the Palace in 1834. And he should reflect on the fact that on that dramatic night, as the Commons went up in flames, a crowd gathered on the South Bank to clap and cheer.”
Focus group time. says:
The thing that Dave needs to work out is which group is more likely to vote Conservative. Mad swivel-eyed loons or mad homosexuals wishing to get married.
How very true and a most apt comment from the Old Etonians.
Well there’s a shock. Another anti-Tory cartoon.
Its time Cameron grew a pair and offered the country a referendum on EU membership.
What on Earth makes you think I’d give him permission to do that?
Dave’s grovelling at my feet at the moment, begging me to accept today’s payment of £50million of your money. And now it’s MY money! Tee hee! If you think I’m going to let the cash-cow that is Britain escape my evil clutches, you’re as stupid as Dave.
We would be more than happy to accept the money.
Dear Indian Lunar Call Centre, I’ve just sacked 20,000 experienced soldiers (the unconscionable alternative was sacking my beloved civil servants in the MoD), so I’ve got some spare cash I can chuck your way. Please don’t spend it on French jetfighters like you did last time, it’s a bit embarrassing for me.
Oh what the Hell, you spend it however you like! I’m sure it makes everyone in Britain feel proud.
Dear Mr Cameron
Thank you very much you should know by now where to send the money.
Also if you are ever thinking of entirely off-shoring the NHS give me a shout. Patients will enjoy coming to Mumbai, and to keep the cost down we only ever prescribe generic drugs manufactured by our very own hands, so that will show your electorate a tough stance against greedy industries who waste billions on research and development.
Cough *blood splatter*
Obviously they chose me for the obnoxious incompetent twat that I am
Balls… they sure can hurt.
Balls… are they right or left leaning?
Balls….are Bonkers. They have a mind of their own!
the fuckin traitors- this is why wee need one asap http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZaVykbeNyYY&feature=player_embedded…..
Whose fault´s that?
Get a Grip Men
Just another inch, promise it won’t hurt too much, Dave. Homus Erectus:grin.
Someone call? Boaz.
Give me a clue… Who are they? I can never tell who they draw in these Monday cartoons.
Look again after the second coffee. Skid & Mark are so stretched for inspiration that they’ve used a photo instead.
R & M haven’t signed this one, wont be wort much on Antiques Roadshow.
Now leave that poor blinky alone
Ed Balls?
You cannot be silly arse!
Ed Balls does not blink nearly enough
Well, it’s not “love all”.
I don’t know, hope they enjoyed themselves
Now you make those balls u-turn
And today’s U-turn will be.. scrapping my promise to reduce immigration.
Is there anyone out there who voted Conservative in 2010 who doesn’t feel completely conned?
Haw haw haw haw!
Yeth – you mutht all feel weely, weely thilly now. You thould have kept Gordmong the Mighty in number ten – then I would thtill be a thpecial fwiend of Gordmong, and not have to have Blinky’s hand up my arth 24/theven.
McMental was an amateur compared with me. Not only am I introducing his unworkable £1.8billion Super Snoopers’ System (which I originally opposed) and his country-side destroying £32billion HS2 (which no one wants or needs), but I’m making his debt mountain 40% bigger (after saying that £1trillion was bad enough), and I’m increasing immigration (after saying it was stupidly high and causing social unrest). And now I’m seriously thinking of building two new runways at Heathrow, after fighting the last election on a promise not to allow any further development.
I’d love to chat longer, but I’ve a busy schedule this morning: giving money away to India and my beloved EU, and sacking soldiers because we haven’t got any money.
Toodle pip!
Yeth, but I would have done it even better,
Coth I’m a lefty, lithping bedwetter
But Wing Commander Farage might
Fly us even further into thite.
What we need ith much more thothial-ism,
‘Coth it gives Blinky a priap-ism
Are they grimacing because Boris is balls deep in Cameron?
HMD
HMTD
Tucker off!
Balls ! Balls ! Two coffees both with , and hurry up you waster
… that’s reminds me love – anymor coffee?? Phwoooaaarrrhh! Them eggs an chips was good!! Sets me up nice!!! Just like Jaky Smiff cooks em! Phwooaaarrrhh she’s got luvverly knockers!!
Dave tries to put those yellow streaks on his back behind him.
Balls ! Balls !
The taxpayers have realised how much our tickets just cost them
Since when has an annotated photograph qualified as a cartoon? It’s not exactly Hogarth, Gilray or Giles, is it?
Either M & R are getting expensive or they have thrown a hissy fit over the derogative comments each Monday
Yes, but it’s continuing in the great R&M tradition of being completely unfunny.
I plan to issue a complaint under the trade descriptions act. This is a caption not a cartoon. I demand my money back in full immediately.
Bad batch of strawberries at Wimbledon causes recipients loss of bowl control
Or who put those pills of Gordon’s in the strawberries
Rich and Mark, evidently. But which is which?
Life’s a racket.
That’s the last tine I’ll have a Bombay Doorsopen from the local curry house.
BoJo and Tin Cam manage for the first time to climax together thus bringing the two closer together.
Ed Miliband with a “New Balls please” caption might have been better ….
Miliband sounds like his balls are in his throat!
The Big Squeeze reaches Wimbledon.
Not a cartoon. I remember when this so called ‘blog’ wasn’t just a stooge on UKIP servers
We’re against the government whomever is elected.
What if the government’s really nice, and reduced itself and state-spending to the bare minimum? Prime Minister Terry Wogan presiding over a 20% increase in GDP? Would you still be against it?
By any stretch of imagination one would be hard pressed to call the previous two as governments, more of a training scheme to a more lucrative sinecure.
Was there a typo in you post? didn’t you mean to state “by any stench …”
I can now understand why you tweeted oops when you received this.
Against the government regardless of whether they bother to get ‘elected’, surely ?
Hey bankers, I thought you said you would not use the teeth when you suck us off! We didn’t mean it when we said we’d regulate you. Look, we’ve already fixed the police, DPP and the other regulators to not put you in prison.
Three cheers for Boris today. Someone who sometimes talks a lot of common bloody sense.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/comment/columnists/borisjohnson/9385743/Stop-bashing-the-bankers-we-have-no-future-without-them.html
Since He reset his integrity the name is NEW BALLS
The legacy of OLD BALLS will linger long.
I say chaps! Here’s a wheeze to make the immigration figures look better. We simply remove foreign students from the count!Problem solved. Could we do the same for the debt mountain?
I did!
I think we can make our trade deficit figures look better by not counting any imports from China.
Gidion, did you get a pass in GCSE economics
Dave Quixote: Look at those giants or there Pancho, hand me my lance, I will charge them and watch them run away
Sancho : But, Senor, those are windmills
Dave Quixote : Never mind it look as if I am doing something and it looks good
Gordon Brown’s butt plug is a bit big. No wonder we jinxed Murray.
Has Gordon passed his jinx on to Dave Boy and Borus
Boris and iDave make a late effort to qualify for the GB Olympic Synchronised Constipation team.
I do not think it is constipation, rather the other, that is affecting the Bullingdon Boys
This one could run and run.
Dave and Boris realise they had left Nancy at the pub again …
Move over Ruby, from now on it’ll be known as having an Andy.
Can’t wait to hear the Crown Prosecution Service say to a senior judge. ‘The Balls in your Court’.
There’s a huge amount of spin on Ed Balls.
Who will hit him for six?
Actually … I imagine that’s just the look on my face when EddyBabe tries to … youkno … get to know me in the Biblical sense
Boris: “My arse is killing me”
Dave; “That’s the last time we’re sitting in the cheap seats”.
Wimbledum, cheap, you cannot be serious!
It soon dawned on the Wimbledon officials that the match tennis balls had been stolen. The search was on for alternatives.
All four? +1
Cameron: “Federer can’t possibly win because Switzerland’s not in the EU.”
Watching murray I think his mind was on Scotland not being long for the U.K.
Boris I told you not to get the rib ticklers from the condom machine, they murder my piles you mong
Looks like somebody on tablets has been given the R & M slot.
Why doesn’t Osbourne just come out with and make an official statement that Gordon Brown is psychopath and Ed Balls is a complete wanker then never refer them again other than point towards the official statement
Murray Crashes Out of Wimbledon.
You forgot the “Totty Watch” tag boss.
The two annoying c’unts that always shout “Come on Tim !” are finally caught on camera.
Boris to David.. “Wow, when they said you’re a tight arse, they weren’t joking.”
At least Tony Blair cared about buying off the Labour voters. You Dave don’t give a damn about the Tory voters. You must be a closet Lefty Limp Dem.
Headline !
Yet another British failure !
Is this a dagger I see before me?
Oh yes, what shall I do with it?!
Only the sharp end.
PM cheering on ambitious youngster to gain £500,000 bonus – while also clamping down on bonuses -
The question about the game has been asked, did the referee show a lack of regulation and who was to blame.
Are they meeting the Chinese Prime Minister, perchance?
Alex Salmond defiantly lifts his kilt beaveheart style
Alex Salmond defiantly lifts his kilt braveheart style
Oh dear, the little pygmy really has got them by the balls, hearts and minds will follow very swiftly.