Coming Soon: An Awkward Miliband Reunion
David Miliband will guest edit next week’s New Statesman as the beleaguered lefty mag desperately attempts to bring about a turnaround to its drastic decline. Not only has the banana-eating former Foreign Secretary enlisted his old friend Tony Blair as a contributor, but the edition will feature an interview with none other than the defeated Labour leadership candidate’s brother, Ed. Awkward…
It isn’t all bad news over at NS towers however, as early projections suggest sales are on the up following Mehdi Hasan’s departure this week. Guido looks forward to watching HuffPo’s traffic plummet in the near future…
I will be interviewing Teddy
Where’s Sarah?
Sarah Steiff
ya
Enjoy your time while you can counter-revolutionaries. We will sweep you out from all corners of the Liebor movement, including the Staggers.
Medhi-cally In-husan-e……
Labouring Under a Misconception Production Inc joins with Jonah Corporation to produce the movie of the year!
THE RETURN OF THE BRUVVERS GRIM!
” It’s really scary!” Daily Telepathetic
” A nightmare return for Princess Tony of Baghdad” The Staggers
” The Miliband brothers really scare the children in this fine chiller” Medically InHusane
stick to the nursing home tea party george…the last thing the republicans want on the stump is you.
I didn’t know Dubya was in a nursing home
Vote Jeb Bush in 2012, and make Obama the mistake between the Bushes.
You know it makes sense.
By that definition, B!lly Jeff Clinton was such a mistake– George Herbert Walker Bush, Jan 1989- Jan 1993; BJ Clinton, Jan 1993- Jan 2001; George (no Herbert) Walker Bush, Jan 2001- Jan 2009.
BTW Barack Obama stops off in a greasy spoon cafe for breakfast on a campaign swing through Ohio, and it’s all too much for the owner, an elderly woman, who keels over from a heart attack a few hours after he leaves, and croaks immediately thereafter. The Curse of Jonah, Stateside-style?
http://www.washingtonpost.com/blogs/election-2012/post/woman-dies-hours-after-serving-obama-breakfast-on-bus-tour/2012/07/06/gJQAn6XOSW_blog.html
I’m not 8ílly. For a start I’m not of the rear entry specialist persuasion. Having re-read my post it should have said 2016 for Jeb Bush. However I do believe that Clinton was such a mistake, as was Bush Jr for leaving the US finances in such a mess. And as for Barry, well, don’t get me started.
I feel sorry for the Yanks. They haven’t had a decent leader since Bush Sr.
i love harry bush
Isn’t he the American ex tennis player commentating at Wimbers?
I hope Gordon didn’t send you that cake !
The dead tree press interpretation of self harming
The dead tree press interpretation of self harming
What a pair of weird looking fuckers…
Congratulations to Andy Murray. Winning the first two sets against Tsonga means he is home and dry
No it doesn’t Tsonga’s just won the third. Come on Tsonga!
+ ever so many.
Come on Tsonga! Do it for England!
(Alright, I know that he’s lost. Just wishful thinking on my part.)
Murray is one of those British sportsmen who is very good at what he does but is distinctly unpleasant – Nick Faldo, Nigel Mansell, Colin Montgomerie and John Terry are others.
Oh yeah and that tw*t Gavin Henson
And that’s it in a nutshell. I don’t care what part of the UK Murray comes from (that’s the unionist in me talking). However being a not particularly pléasant piécé of work is costing him fans and respect. Seán Connery is still well liked in the UK, despite his declared support for the Scots Nats because of his public image (even though his private life has involved domestic violence)
Not forgetting
Alan Hanson ,
Slur Alex Funguscum
Kenny Dogleash ,
Gordon Strapon
What a coincidence ! they’re all Jocks
Find me a bandwagon and I’m first aboard.
about time….
.
the jubilee was a great success.
wimbledon looks like it will be a success for us…. and the Olympics too.
.
it’s easy to be happy. just have street parties!
Didn’t one of the Lloyd brothers win the mixed doubles back in the 80′s?
Come on Feds!
Saltaire is a village near Bradford, though I suppose it may be high tonight. Did you mean to say Saltire – the cross of St Andrew?
No you won’t.
Are we sure that this tweet wasn’t posted by Joey Deacon?
B.liar. Says it all.
great pic
WHY THE FUCK IS THERE NO YELLOW BUCKET???
Because the yellow bit is the piss in the buckets…… Stupid boy!
Dave promised. No more boundary changes. This is war the lying fucker
short answer nick old chap…fuck with us and you’re screwed
I didn’t know the libdems had jaundice
And why is there a green bucket in the gents? Or is there something that we aren’t being told about Caroline Lucas?
They can have an exclusive on Brown behind bars.
then being led out after his last breakfast?
Oh THAT behind bars. I thought that he was talking about Edinburgh Zoo.
We (SFO) are going to prosecute in LIBOR as I previously blogged here some days ago.
You’re either behind Guido or up with him !
I would
I did.
you would if it had 4 legs…let alone less
Does she have a daughter? Boaz.
OK. Let’s be fair about this.
Their debt is not that bad.
We can forgive and forget.
For a ‘consideration’
…or two.
*coughs*
By the look of her eyes is she on something
It can be me for a start.
Is she your village barber, CRMM?
(only just got round to reading last night’s thread – been a busy bee today.)
Ha ha!
Were that not the case, I am sure I could create an opening…
There´s an even bigger pair in the New Statesman next week.
And by the looks of it I know which one had more bitty
Can’t beat HuffPo.
Biggest you have ever seen … but only one.
I´ll take tits over that tat any day.
Hang on, join the dots. Her nip should already be visible.
This footage asks more questions than it answers.
David Miliband?
Is he related to that weird Ed fellow?
Only by the fact that they share the same parents
Or test tube…
Petri dish
Tax avoidance scheme
Baster
bird shit….
Bit thundery here and cooler but little rain in evidence which must be falling somewhere else.
Riviera looks better but Camargue looks pretty ropey.
not as settled as last year but hot when it does shine…interesting times in the uk moniker….are we starting to detect that election fever already ?
I will do my best not to catch it!
very sage moniker
Bliar, Brown, Balls and Libor. We are humped Part One exclusive..
Bliar? Bad move. No credibility.
I know you are so what am I?
Don’t tempt me Gideon PFI
And just maybe , you should turn up in parliament once in a while and do the fucking job the taxpayer pays you to do
you idle wanker !
Childish behaviour? Osborne must be copying his natural children. Who do you copy Milinana?
I know it’s a nasty comment, but anyone who defends Balls deserves having his little ‘deficits’ aired.
Milibanana (major) firing blanks do you mean? Well at least the world will be spared his gimpy sprogs.
Sorry your spudgun is empty Bananaman!
Been modded for casting “nasturshuns” on bananaman’s po.tency. Soz for being rood Guido. Just culdn’t elp it!
Would that be like a certain Scottish Chancellor who sold the gold?
Says a man who fell out with his little brother because he lost a competition.
According to Pascoe, at the Telegraph, Gordo saved the word by dumping all that gold on the market. Some big American bank had gone seriously short on gold, and an unexpected rise in its price took place: the international banking system would have collapsed if he hadn’t.
I réad that as well. So we step in to save the Yanks and sell off our assets at bargain basement prices in the most incompetent manner possible. The bank should have been allowed to go under and the artificial credit boom that occurred afterwards might not have happened if the banks knew that we would not step in to save them.
Just think, no false boom from 2003, a period of nice stéady growth and who knows, Gordon could have won the 2010 General Election.
On that basis, thank GOd he sold it.
Then again, it could all be a load of bóllocks.
Let’s be quite honest bullyballs looked even mor childesh and to boot guilty. Why else was he blustering so loudly?!
Because nell, Ballsy thinks if he shouts and blusters, he will be believed by the windowlickers who vote Leiber, which, of course, he will!
Methinks he doth protest too much.
…but blaming Thatcher for EVERYTHING circa 1979 – 2600 = normal, adult discourse I presume.
C’unts.
Osborne isn’t the one who won’t turn up to do his job because his very unpopular brother whooped your arse in the leadershit contest
like your insane ex leader who also can’t be bothered
You really are bad losers in the Liebor party
How long is he going to carry on letting little squeaky Ed keep his seat warm
before he takes control of Labour ?
STFU
One occasion when a BBC news presenter did a good job.
careful I could be back some day…chin chin
Really? Mandelson was spinning a load of hogwash and was barely called on it.
thats my game but very quietly now….I’m just oligarched up to the hilt you could say
Let’s face it, he is just a slightly more sophisticated colostomy bag.
OK, so Mangledbum got roasted by a TV presenter.
That’s the transvestite sorted out, but who else was involved?
I wonder where you had been lurking…
So is Mangledbum producer or predator because he certainly is not reproducer?
Have you read Fabric of Reality yet? You were going to buy it for yourself for Christmas, I seem to remember.
I did, and am now reading “The Beginning of Infinity”, which is quite good but is taking a while to digest, as I keep going on mental discursions when reading it.
I never did see the point of strict Popperianism – although I’d hesitate to call it philosophy, Kuhn’s social view of science seems to have merit from my own experience in laboratory work. So I keep seeing the arguments from a different perspective which slows things down a bit
Great! You might have seen elsewhere in this page that I felt that his third strand on the basis that it could be used to prove anything you wanted it to. Did you get that sense from it? I admit that my reservations may be down to me or my attitude towards it.
Popper’s philosophy in general suffered when communism fell. It was like Wittgenstein’s ladder, you could throw it away afterwards. Falsifiability, though, is surely his jewel in the crown for empiricism.
Kuhn’s Objectivity, Value Judgment, and Theory Choice is excellent IMO.
Grеаt! Yоu mіght hаvе sееn еlsеwhеrе іn thіs pаgе thаt І fеlt thаt hіs thіrd strаnd оn thе bаsіs thаt іt cоuld bе usеd tо prоvе аnythіng yоu wаntеd іt tо. Dіd yоu gеt thаt sеnsе frоm іt? І аdmіt thаt my rеsеrvаtіоns mаy bе dоwn tо mе оr my аttіtudе tоwаrds іt.
Pоppеr’s phіlоsоphy іn gеnеrаl suffеrеd whеn cоmmunіsm fеll. Іt wаs lіkе Wіttgеnstеіn’s lаddеr, yоu cоuld thrоw іt аwаy аftеrwаrds. Fаlsіfіаbіlіty, thоugh, іs surеly hіs jеwеl іn thе crоwn fоr еmpіrіcіsm.
Kuhn’s Оbjеctіvіty, Vаluе Judgmеnt, аnd Thеоry Chоіcе іs еxcеllеnt ІMО.
The trouble with quantum computability is that a lot of it is counterintuitive. I’m holding judgement on it until someone builds a working machine that can factor using Schor’s algorithm – that’s the day that privacy dies (or at least the expectation of privacy through normal encryption).
Like you say – it has enough of the weird about it that it sometimes appears anything is possible (and provable, which is where it stinks to high heaven for me).
It’s good to get older, and make time to think – makes me wish I’d done more when the old brain was quicker, though.
and the body strength to match
>The trouble with quantum computability is that a lot of it is counterintuitive.
Funny that, Lady M said just the same thing to me at teatime. She’s into all that malarkey, the structure of science, etc., while I must say I’m happier with the Beano and a peaceful tom tit.
I don’t mind the counterintuitive as it becomes intuitive upon further reflection. Einstein’s Special and General seemed counterintuitive to me at first when I read it in the 60s but, with developments in identifying phenomena such as light deflection, one now readily accepts that.
I am interested that you seem to have similar reservations to mine. Of course, it is an astonishingly ambitious theory. I am prepared to believe that the fundamentals of all reality are extremely simple, one of his findings, but also that they rapidly break down into immense complexity. That where they become complex, it is often because we have a poor picture of reality being limited by our own rudimentary senses which condition our cognitive processes.
We bamboozle ourselves with complexity sometimes. Certainly bankers do!
Aye, lad. Think on’t, as Cllr Duxbury might say.
Frailty, thy name is woman!
I am sure that Lady M will be well chuffed with that, lad.
You call that a going over? The beeboid basically sucked his cock live on air
I did serious brain and it messed with my drugs
stick to the rat poison gordon you know what you promised
A lot of Balls licking no doubt. Bliar? What a hoon.
labour still press on without the remotest whiff of recognition that they are a tumbled turn…. ed balls and ed miliband make a perfect couple… the new age muppets if only david will join them…tony a cameo role…new dreams under new spires…remember the patter.
The New Statesman has now lost the moral high ground.
They broke any rule to fulfil any desire (i.e. to fire me). They are just cattle.
Luckily my new docu-drama, Holy Warriors from the Blackstuff, is coming on well. The main character is called Yasser Hughes, who goes round asking the infidel to ‘Jizyas a job’.
Don’t laugh. That’s how I got the job at the New Statesman.
http://www.careerbuilder.com/monk-e-mail/?mode=new&mId=43350169.2
I was surprised Guido made no mention of Tony Blair guest editing the Evening Standard last week. It had features on all his favourite causes. Yesterday, the ES gave Balls a whole page to defend Labour over Libor and attack the Tories. The Spectator is read by about 100,000 tops. 90% of whom are Tories. The ES is read by 1m London commuters and many are floating voters. What is the relationship with Sarah Sands and Liebour?
we’re practically one and the same – especially when we cuddle up – know wot I mean?
Oh Gosh*hand gesture* I will discuss the need for the whole of the UK to stay in Euro. Yeah, well, it is important*another hand gesture* it is important that I get my grubby mitts on as much dosh as I can and that I have influence in Europe. So it is *pause* it is important that the UK best serves my interest by staying in the Euro. *hand gesture*I have my eye on a top job in Euro*pause*so it is in the UK’s interest that I embark on the Euro gravy train. Thank you.
Well at least the Serious Fraud Squad will know where militwit is when they want to interview him over Libor- then all they’ve got to do is track down myners gordon, vadera and of course balls.
Hope they’ve got their stories ready! Bet it’ll be I know nothing Officer, saw nothing, heard nothing, said nothing.
Plausible deniability
it wasn’t me gov but it was him and her and them …off the record of course nudge nudge wink wink
I wonder if Gordo takes his
human shieldschildren to the police interview like he did for his farewell speech?I am the New Dictator. The New Phoney Bliar.
Sorry – situation taken – by ME! I’m the Heir to Bliar!!!
chill keith…its friday
Pity poor Gordon. Already just a footnote on the history page.
” Who’s the heir to me?
I was the last PM before this nancy boy Dave.
Don’t airbrush me out! I was BETTER THAN TONY! BETTER!! And I slept with loads more girls of the opposite sex than he did., And I spended more..more in one afternoon than he did ever..and I’m stronger than him. And I know all the words to Record Breakers..And I have a 1000′er conker that could split those botox rich, grinning lips and smash that Californian dentist’s, God white smile.
AND I AM NOT A BROODING,BITTER,WASHED UP, OLD FRAUD!!!”
Gordon Brown MP – Part time.
Letter to the Guardian.
On subject of banking deposits held overseas
21 may 2012
we couldn’t have quangoed it better ourselves..generously put we thought apart from the nancy boy cameron bit…we still rate him
The thought of Brown deposits held overseas fills me with misgivings.
I shall have to tread even more carefully on my travels.
(Ancient Chinese proverb: The longest journey starts with a simple splat.)
Milibanana wants to be the next Tony Bliar. Hmmm? Ed should grow eyes on the back if he wants to dodge the cutlery.
Only one per century. The next one has to wait for people to forget.
Tony Blair ——————-21st cy
Adolf Hitler —————–20th cy
Napoleon Bonaparte –19th cy
Louis XIV ——————–18th cy
Leopold I HR Emperor-17cy
Philip II of Spain ——–16th cy
Vlad the Impaler ——–15th cy
And so on back in time…
They get worse and worse each time!
Ventolin the Inhaler—14th cy
Graham the Terrible — 13th century.
Reg the Duck 11th C
Unfortunately we got a double dose in C20 – Stalin. That doesn’t bode well for C21.
Captains Log …
rape and pillage yesterday…well slobbering and underwear sniffing anyway and today saving the world again….you can’t keep a good scotsman down.
Fuck me but then it should come as no surprise that a torturer would book a war criminal as a contributor.
Please note Gideon and bankers, nowt seems to change
COME ON TIM !!
drop dead gordon
The return of the upward inflective perhaps ……….?
Ms Kirsty Walk wasnt messing about on last nights NN interview with Ed the younger “have you spoken to Gordon Brown yet ?”
Ed “I havent spoken to Gordon Brown in the last 24hrs ” I suppose his phone may not be operational .
Higgs Boson
You can look at the Maths of Higgs Boson and not really understand if you should be excited or not , as it is not really somthing so easy to explain as the nuclear structure theory model , of protons , neutrons and electrons.
Perhaps the more interesting aspect is the question that led to the construction of the LHC to see if Prof Higgs theory did hold true .
“If one assumes that all matter was created at the big bang or singularity, and at that moment of formation, energy expanded at or faster than the speed of light (from nothing), then why did most of it slow down and form atoms and mass of different energies ” . Why did it not just remain the energy formed at the big bang ??
Prof Higgs thinking was that said big bang energy , must be interacting with somthing else to alter it and these must be everywhere but we cannot see it , although theoretical maths could tell you what it might look like in terms of energy .
A great deal of scientific discovery , has been through using the spectrum of energy including visible light to see things , but this somthing which seems to allow all energy to pass through it , yet by its interaction produces the current physical laws as far as we understand them . Acting as a sort of law maker of physics .
The interesting question is perhaps , if this Higgs Boson field or particals was somthing that the big bang , formed into (present before it) . The other interesting question is if it is uniform , or has variances that are new to understand .
Anyhow for yer bed time coco , somthing that was written it is thought over 4000 yrs ago
King James Translation of The Bible Genesis Chap 1 vs 1-4
In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth .
And the earth was without form , and void , and darkenss was upon the face of the deep .
And the spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters .
And God said let there be light, and there was light .
And God saw the light was good , and God divided the light from the darkness.
Not bad really ” was without form , and void , and darkness was upon the face of the deep ” I mean even in pre Big Bang theories they talk about fields of probability existing …….But then even if taken as abstract godless ramblings , those verses are pretty unusual with the recent scientific news , i wonder what the probebilty of Genesis actually reflecting the truth is in words from a lithic tecnological era …..:)
Oh! Come on!
And then something magical happened…
It is because we have such a poor view of the universe/multiverse that we find these things difficult to consider. We can logically envisage more dimensions, even by reference to known facts, even though we have no hope of ever directly accessing them.
The Higgs boson appears to have a life of less than a millionth of a millionth of a millionth of a millionth of a second. However its ephemerality belies its incredible power.
However its ephemeality belies its incredible power
Ants can move mountains.
It also means the thoughts in your mind are moved through Higgs boson ………
Your making a proposition there where a fundamental condition may not be met!
so this is the ‘stuff’ that fills the space between matter and it’s time difference factor is so insignificant given the scale of the universe it means what…we are merely perhaps just a slight step closer to knowing what unique circunstances led to the creation of this extraordinary coincidence of forces we live in.
the young guy scientist with andrew neil last night said it was a milestone as it identified there was something there …a new land to explore…thanks for that..
blank bits between things…explore…yes its an empty bit.
Empty to you with your 3+1 dimensions, yes.
I suppose it is a sort of dimension , but then in those terms , another dimension around Higgs boson could exist
And so proceed ad infinitum.
I was making the case that the empty bit only appeared so due to our limited powers of perception. I was not trying to make a case that it constituted, in itself, another dimension but rather that the ability to witness another dimension would make that empty bit not appear empty any more. The same applies to the Higgs boson itself.
However I tend to agree with the first part of your sentence and see possibilities in the rest.
Its incedibly difficult , even a vaccuum is therotically full of Higgs boson .
Is it matter does it have mass ?? What happens to energy when it interacts with it . (Law of thermodynaics , energy can neither be created nor destroyed , probebly in for revison)
Yes, it has mass. It converts to energy, in accordance with our understanding.
mmmm but if it had mass we would be able to see it in bigger forms than a particle , as gravity would be operational ……
Not necessarily with that lifespan and within our observable framework.
I’ve just checked the hoover junior and hes definitely not in there
Look again. It is. But you have to be darned quick!
Yes but isnt the thinking , that Higgs Bsosn is “always there” and its what it affects that becomes quantum , If both Higgs Boson and visible universe are quantum , (which it seems to me that some sort of exchange does take place , as currently explained) then God is perfectly possible ………..
…so we’re back to this god bloke
Russell’s tea pot still applies.
google says hes a shit’ite but can he service the hoover
I’ve been called worse.
Russell should have been given a gong.
Or a K2 electric kettle.
The Fabric Of Reality by David Deutsch. New York: The Penguin Press, 1997
The book’s subtitle is The Science of Parallel Universes and Its Implications. Following an introductory chapter, in which the book’s goals are set forth, Deutsch begins his arguments with a truly magnificent description of the famous quantum light experiment, concluding that only a multiverse explanation can possibly fit the observed data. As the book progresses, he argues well that this particular explanation could be the cornerstone of an ultimate Theory of Everything (TOE).
Multiverse is really somthing down to maths , if Higgs Boson is infinite . But then perhaps it may be lazy thinking that what we see at the quantum level is happening on a bigger scale in a cycle .
Of course his theories may be wrong and it may a unique event , but cant think how to answer that one .
He builds his TOE on Hugh Everett’s version of quantum theory, epistemology (a la Popper), Alan Turing’s theory of computation as morphed into quantum theory of computation and Richard Dawkins’ refinement of Darwinian theory.
A broad base with four main strands. I have some difficulty with the third on the basis that it could be used to prove anything you wanted, but that is probably just me. But I am sure he is onto something. He may end up with an unintended but ground breaking change which I am trying to grapple with before attempting to set a position out.
I have just discovered a Higgs Bison, I picked a scab and it started to matter
Is it true that Ed Ball was planning to sell QE to the masses with the use of myvouchercodes.co.uk
does this mean I could get a nobel prize for doing fuck all if someone can get one for discovering fuck all ?
Can I suckle at the teat? Good job its not the right tit
LLO
I do hope Tsonga’s going to win!
He has won Nell
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/tennis/18729889
Well done, Tim
LOL, Nells totally clueless as usual !
Murray through to the final.
… solution, I hope.
I willed Murray to victory.
He’s screwed then.
How’s it going with Rangers Gordon?
Jgm2, Paragnostic, Smoggie, Moniker, Nell and all the other Inglish separatists on here, your bigotry took a hell of a beating , Come on Andy Murray !!!!!
One man’s bigot is another man’s freedom fighter.
You are free to support whomsoever you please. So are we.
Saying no to the UK does not entail saying yes to the EU.
Moniker just out of interest which party will you be voting for as none of the main parties nor by definition UKIP support your view on the UK. Please enlighten us.
SNP
Good question, Anonymong.
I have been saying for over a decade now that there should be a None of them box. If that were to happen, I would put my cross in there.
Seriously, at the height of the NewLab nightmare, I think our purposes would have been served better if there had been no Government or Executive at all.
After all the rules of the LTA stay pretty much the same, year by year, but we still enjoy the tennis and eat the strawberries…
Scotland through to the finals. Better luck next time England
I shall remain silent since no Welshman has ever got through to a Wimbledon final.
I did grow up in Fred Perry’s old town, though.
>Inglish separatists
You misunderstand, my little porridge-gargler. We do not wish to separate from anything, we just wish to be rid of the expense of Scotchland‘s hordes of worthless layabouts.
Cogratulations to Aubray Murray for inventing the Higgs Boatswain
I congratulate Andy Murray on reaching the Wimbledon Final. I wish him great success.
The desperation of the inglish separists on here is laughable. Get over it Murray got to the Final and you are really pissed off ha ha ha ha ha ha !
I may have a bit more respect if i didn’t have to subsidise you
Andy has done good, so fuck off you mong
Mong-Murry won’t win, the Scotchlanders never win anything… ever.
Get over it , Murray got into the final, go and have a lie down
Scotland more than pays its way, for example the Billions of pounds which will in time be generated as a direct consequence of the discovery of the Higgs Boson ( as a precident see what happened after the discovery of the electron) will more than compensate the tax payers of the UK for investing in Edinburgh University andthat just one example.
You lot know the price of everything but the value of nothing. However such ignorance comes as no surprise as its the hallmark of someone with the thought processes of a racist bigot
English money paid to get the oil out of the ground
the Scotch couldn’t afford a bucket and spade
English investment in Scotland did indeed reap dividends for both parties, thats my point. Are you thick or what ?
Higgs did his main work on the theory in London, before he exiled himself to the intellectual wasteland of Edinburgh.
Some folk just like the wilderness!
Let us not forget that General Wade built all the roads. Without those they would all still be rowing about in coracles.
Gordon Brown trumps any claim Scotland has on anything
link of human shit Brown has damaged he UK for 500 years
Paragnostic: Fuck me I knew you were desperate but that last post of yours was fucking off the scale !
I know, and I was outdone in the “poke the chippy Jock” game by CRMM too.
General Wade, indeed!
Lord, grant that Marshal Wade
May, by thy mighty aid,
Victory bring.
May he sedition hush
And, like a torrent, rush
Rebellious Scots to crush.
God save the King.
“Rebelious” Scots being of course the Catholic Jacobite variety of which Guido Faulkes and his merry band belong and the vast majority of Scots dont belong to. Monica did you actually ever read history or just say what your master Guido the Jesuit tells you ?
Actually wade built his Roads based on maps made by General Roy who was from Scotland and wass the father of the ordanance survey maps, but then again I dont expect thick as pig shit racist fucktards to know this
Monica did you actually ever read history or just say what your master Guido the Jesuit tells you
I have some two dozen books on Scottish history alone with the Edinburgh History of Scotland in four volumes. I happen to have on my desk (by the Adriatic) right now The Early Christian Monuments of Scotland in two volumes by Allen and Anderson and I have used it to visit several thousand sites including all the abbeys at one end of the spectrum to the remotest cup and ring marks at the other. I have travelled along every inch of those roads and visited many of the original bridges, now bypassed. All the inhabited islands of Scotland I have visited. Whatever you are likely to have done on this, I have done more.
You are totally outgunned and outclassed.
And to think you have learned nothing from all your travels and wonderful library what a waste.
Maybe.
If so, where does that leave you?
Murray humped Tsonga. Yah Beauty!
HA HA HA HA HA HA
I’m so happy I’m going to drive South and shag some livestock
I’m so happy I’m going to drive south and s.h.a.g some live_stock
fucking modbot
Tsonga was probably given a huge bung to throw the game so that Murray mania can deflect the news away from the banks.
That’s just a our no jerk rule in practice!
HMTD
Hexamethylene triperoxide diamine?
Hold my tiny dick
thanks andy…come on gordons
@Say yes to UK….The bigots think by getting rid of Scotland they can have a majority win for the Conservatives. The bigots are desperate as well as dumb.
Yeah like Libor are so BIG in Scotland aren’t they?
Fucking moron.
Allahu Akbar!
Is that Jizya on your pants?
Plus the bigots think they are subsidising the Scots. It’s the other way around. Even Thatcher graciously admitted that Scot’s oil balanced the books.
All our oil is fucked through deep frying Snickers and Mars Bars in it
There’s no oil left we spent it all, now fuck off!
We’re all Scottish now!
Fuck Scotchlands Mong-Murry, I’ll be cheering Federer on at the final.
Of course you will as I wouldnt expect anything else from someones thought processes are indistinguishable from a Racist.
A few years ago Andy Murray said “Anyone but England ” when referring to a forthcoming match.
Any fair minded person could see Andy Murray was having a joke which was in response to a journalist winding him up about the Scottish football teams dismal performance whereas most of the offensive comments on here are clearly not intended as a joke but reflect deep seated racism and bigotry amongst many who visit this site. That is beyond doubt.
Please remember one persons joke is another persons wacism.
No but the thought processes are the same the rest is just Semantics.
scots… I love your porridge..the rest…you’re welcome
Nothern git, just because you have a tiny dick doesnt mean your posts should be shite, man up man you can do it!
thats not very kind my licky sticky is about the same as the midgets next door…I could be offended but I won’t as thers no point taking candy off a spazza
WACIST!
and you can shut it blubbergusset
Wasn’t Blubber The Gut a Star Wars character? Although bearing in mind that she is a Labour MP, perhaps that should be a START WARS character.
The Libor Party are not big in Scotland. Soon to be like Rangers. Third division football with their membership in decline. Happy days.
@AA. Fuck and bore someone else with your tripe.
@AS. Drivel.
Ask nurse to increase your meds.
OT I know but I thought it worth a mention that Eastenders current storyline is a new take on the “who shot JR ? ” Senario namely ” who shagged Kat Slater ? “
Who hasn’t?
Me.
blue peter’s dead pony ?
Who said recently that you can’t do business in England?
All the bigots are away sulking. Ha ha ha.
Congratulations, so what’s next?
Just hearing Murray has made it through to the finals.
Well done Ruby. Sing your heart out and win it for the UK.
Just hearing Federer has made it through to the finals.
Well done! Sing your heart out and win it for England.
I’ve always admired the Swiss.
Cuckoo clocks, banking and assertive neutrality, plus lots of lovely hills.
Come on Roger!
Thought he was Mexican.
Keep it under your hat, Roger.
I am alarmed to read that Murray has beat Federer more often than vice versa.
Come on Rog. If the Jockanese win this, they are going to be fucking unbearable.
Maybe in Andy wins this, he should contribute the winnings to paying off the debt after Darien scheme II, circa 1997-2010?
Jus’ sayin.
JH you are jgm2 and a host of others and I claim my £5
No surprise there – claiming other people’s money is what you Jocks excel at.
militwit just tweeted that murray has brought ’74 years of hurt’ in the UK to an end.
What?! What an Idiot! And I don’t use the word very often.
Folks interested in Wimbledon haven’t suffered 74 years of hurt. They’ve experienced year on year fantastic entertainment and a game based on fairplay, hardwork, excellence & competing to be best. Nastase, McEnroe, Laver, Connors, Navratilova, OMG I could go on.
But then I suppose a depressing marxist minded mp like him doesn’t understand the principles of excellence, fairplay, hard work and competition.
Oh wait a minute as dear old bullyballs said all our children must be equal competition is bad.
Nell: get over it luv.
Are you suggesting I hate militwit for his nationality? Er what is that exactly?
The British media are having their usual hysteria-fest. Tennis fans want to watch and he ar about their favourite players, regardless of nationality. I want to watch players like Nadal and Federer, not only superb at tennis, but personable, charming and good role-models. I don’t care where they’re from. I want Federer to win the final because I think he’s a great sportsman and consistently good player. Murray is playing well at the moment. I’m not indifferent to him because he’s a Scot but because he’s morose and uncommunicative. He’s 25 so should have outgrown the surly teenage phase.
Any chance of him guest running the country for a bit?
Fife? Yes.
Almost anywhere else? No.
Oh, look – a pig fluttering past….
in dunblane they hover
He couldn’t run a bath.
Omg. If the Scot wins the English will be miserable all Summer. Come on Andy hump Woger.
Dwelling on the discourse above…
I have come to the conclusion that the idea of one off Big Bang is a no-braner.
Apparently, the scientists at CERN have now to identify what type of Higgs Boson they have observed.
It is my theory that there are two types of Higgs Bosons; namely, Boy Bosons and Girl Bosons. This would explain where all the other particles came from after the Big Bang.
I just hope you’re correct and we don’t end up with gay bosons.
Yo am not to oppress dem party calls or discrim rate!
You are discriminating against the confused bosons. They are not sure who to cling to.
No further particles resulted from collision.
The exchange of energy is perhaps preferred to the reaction?
Just checked, I still have The Fabric of Reality, time for a re-read
Were you entirely happy with the quantum theory of computation part when you read it the first time?
I think thrilled is the word I should use
Can’t remember!
Ah!
The do know that bosons are Catholic.
no but they sure are furry…oh sorry thats bison
They go to mass nell.
this bisons got the biggest nuts …jeeesus whats that ?
Brummies wash their hands in bisons
Men’s Wimbledon tennis;
Bink….bonk….bink….bonk….
Women’s Wimbledon tennis;
Bink grunt bonk grunt bink grunt bonk grunt etc.
Mmm, quite erotic.
All that grunting and nothing to show for it
FFS you got a Lordship. Tracey got a reputation.
Engineer, you get over it as well you fucking bot !
I’m so for the Pride Walk – I think all of us who have normal sex like what Gordon and me do – should
Disappointed. I thought my “no-braner” comment might have got at least one +.
Maybe in another universe.
Maybe if you spelt it Brainer !
Try reading up on BRANES !!!!!!
I try not to post single entendres.
Wasn’t it bran then? I just thought he was being a bit starchy…
You’re a regular sort of guy.
Is Militwat going to have a “Torture Chamber of the Week” column, featuring his favourite rendition destinations?
What about the BBC giving him a programme where he can be waterboarded or stretched on the rack at his Chamber of Choice. I’d watch.
Owen jones on newsnight – a fucking joke
He’s must be embarrassment to the Libor party, he knows everything about nothing.
Dont Know about that but he’s a ucking embarassment to Ingland thats for sure.
Doesn’t understand the difference between income and “worth”. Same sort of person who doesn’t understand the difference between deficit and debt. Says it all about Labour.
i have constipation induced sciatica after plundering the larder
what a pleasure to hear…
have you finished the ironing yet ?
You may well laugh at Owen Jones’ historical and political ignorance but he has been extremely successful in our campaign to recriut a pre-school readership.
Good job he’s on after the 9:00pm watershed, he might miss them if he was on before 7:00pm
Usually I read and participate over at the comment is free on the Guardian and another regular poster there told me to take a look at this Guido Fawkes blog because in his words – “you won’t believe your eyes”. Well he was certainly right!
This blog is riddled with racism and homophobia from a bunch of old bigots who seem to thing nothing of posting any word under the sun. It is truly discussing that this sort of behaviour still exists in the UK in 2012. Normally I wouldn’t post on such a cesspit as this but I thought better of myself and decided to tell you what the vast majority of public think of your views. I shall be reporting this blog to the relative authorizes.
John in Warwickshire
bugger off john and stick to reviewing the turnip cruncher’s gazette
turnips are valuable vegetables and should not be left to marxist/leftist trollers to review.
Such people are well known for their obsession with precooked frozen foods from tesco freezers which is where they think they originate. (Product of 13 years labour brainwashing education!)
They don’t understand that vegetables are grown in fields!
he helps out when they’re busy by blogging on the guardian…stop it nellie you’re awful
& where will you post your comments when the G goes tits up?
& 2 Check the readership of both G and O-O. Your comments will reach a wider and better informed audience on here.
Now back to discussing the collision of multiple branes ( sic )
“who seem to thing [sic] nothing of posting any word under the sun.”
So freedom of speech is verboten in your New World Order, eh, fucktard?
“It is truly discussing”
“what the vast majority of public think”
“to the relative authorizes.”
Dear John: like all of Labour’s supporters, you’re retarded.
- it’s a congenital disease, characterised by grasping thieving arrogant controlling petty-minded moral-compass-losing lying two-tongued cheating fuckers
You leave our JohnJohn alone you brutes! He’s an effeminate little twerp who does jobs for us.
Oi get your own non similar moniker!
Of course, it could always be that “John in Warwickshire’s” post is a piss-take, and we’ve been successfully trolled, right? Stranger things have happened. I mean, the malapropisms are just a bit precious and straight outta Mrs Slocombe. With my moniker, I have a bit more than just a passing interest in trying to work out who’s legit and who’s shamming. Take it from me, this lad John is a bit pat for my taste; think about it, hasn’t there always been a John-clone posting every week or so with that “I usually don’t lower myself” blah? This fellow seems to have got the spiel down to a fine science, touching all the bases: ra*ci*st, hom*opho*bic, obscene, un-British and needful of a reporting to [corrected] the relevant authorities. He then proceeds to undercut his own argument by stupid use of the language. Needless to say, this gets us all worked up to work him over, metaphorically-sp*eaking. Either this is a real Leftie who is giving away the argument a bit, merely to show how rabid we on Order-order.com can get, in order to make his point to his fellow posters that indeed we are a “lynch mob”; or it’s Neo or some other right-wing blogger at the pub, losing/winning a bet, and as a result saying, “I bet I can write the most boring cliched ‘shocked, SHOCKED!’ parody of a leftie poster! Watch me stir up the posters on ‘Guido’!”
And then there’s always the possibility that John in Warwickshire is exactly what he purports to be, and that I’m wrong, and there really are such humourless wretches in the Grauniad sphere of influence. I wouldn’t even put it past it being some Yank who didn’t like that post the other day that accused one of the other posters of being American, in virtue of the fact that satire seemed to fly over his head; and, as we all know, Septics are too earnest to understand such subtleties. (There’s been a few Britons about whom that could be said, if we’re being honest.) If it IS some Yank, let’s give him a hand– he pulled it off! He got us good and proper! Like I said, stranger things have happened!
J. in W., whoever you are, I hope you’re properly grateful for all the attention you have received.
You have discovered the Hoggs bottom and I claim my £5 etc..
We aim to please our trolls after all it would be a boring blog if we just carry on and didn’t comment on the stupid comment.
Hmmm.
And I always though recursion was about people who have to carry on swearing…
Hi TwAT still no blog.
Yes its truly dicussing that you read the Grauniad.
You wrote this rubbish a few months ago, why don’t you inform the “relative authorizes”, I am sure they will take your threats seriously.
@John in Warwickshire
Just in case you are too thick to have got it yet (after all, you do post at CiF) let me tell you this:
Fuck off and report whatever you like to the relative authorizes. Now mind your arse on the way out, there’s a good chap.
I feel the same about posting on the Guardian
Go fuck yourself
Come on Andy. Where the F@@k is Sarah?
Stick around John. There’s wheat and chaff. And name another blog which truly offers free speech.
There’s also dross John – y’know what was left after gordon’s gold was sold at brownbottom . But then even gordon said @edballsmp engineered that amazing feat!
And name another site which breaks super-injunctions. ( yesterday )
Take a look back at the previous threads before going to bed.
hes not one of us …hes one of them….scrote material
You’ve missed a ‘ are you canned?
its a wrap
You’re up late tonight nell. Nitety nite.
stroke yours
What a lot tripe on here t’nite. Is it a full moon?
no a higgs boson night…lots of nothing between huge chunks of crap…we caught it off gordon earlier
Is Tripe in here t’nite. T’is a shame. Must be a full moon, surely.
Owen Jones “it was Margret Thatcher ” “Tony Blair just adopted the Thatcher consensus” ergo Ed must be consensus before Thatcher , mmm not so sure you want to go back there Owen .However luckily I realised Owen Jones disengenous hand played . In !997 Gordon Brown and Tony Blair were handed one of the best set of public accounts in 100 yrs , in 2010 Gordon Brown handed over the worst set of public accounts , since money and banking were invented . So Owen Jones has to admit that Labour utterly trashed the Thatcher consensus , without having an explantion as to what theory/consenus replaced it or having to say if it was success, mmm nice try .
Still only a lad , plenty of time for him to consider why so many died under communism rather than bad boy christian/capitalism ………. or for that matter why so many ordinary people ended up losing money under labour .He only has to name one communist country that isnt a police state and hes won the argument ……
If he fell out of bed, he would blame Thatcher for pushing him, the child knows no better.
Its that heady mix of Dr Martin and politbeaureu perfection , that so many of us who have seen it before , have an aversion too that he doesnt understand
I think Libor is going to produce a few red faces. No doubt the treasury influenced Libor manipulators for political and economic gain. Curious that Osborne pointed the finger at Balls. Must have seen evidence or heard about Balls being up to no good. Curiouser and Curiouser.
You couldn’t make it up!
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/finance/newsbysector/energy/9382527/Centrica-criticises-policy-as-seabirds-block-Docking-Shoal-wind-farm.html
@notamachine. Jones and his nonsense fits in with the BBC bias. I am certain he does not believe what he farts out of his backside but he knows the BBC can’t get enough of it. We are expected to pay for that nonsense.
red wedge for the tweet age of mass ignorance ??
That makes me sound like an idiot!
I am a man of conviction with an unshakeable sense of purpose and unsurpassed strength of character. My colleagues set it up for me to depose Gordon and I did not let them down. I saved the country from the lunatic Brown. I saved the Labour party. Like the colossus I am, I strode to centre stage and cast the madman out. I seized the moment and effortlessly led the party to its greatest ever general election victory against all the odds. And I put my nasty little brother back in his place.
One fruit loop from Fife.
Another from Fyffes.
+1000
Is that all?
How about a good fisting?
OK – I’m off the shitter now how’s about + 10k?
If it started with Brown, then no amount will be sufficient.
Give that man a hand.
Oh, too late, Gordon’s eaten it already. (Well, he’s swallowed it all up, at any rate.)
Re the MSM :
“If you tell a lie big enough and keep repeating it, people will eventually come to believe it. The lie can be maintained only for such time as the State can shield the people from the political, economic and/or military consequences of the lie. It thus becomes vitally important for the State to use all of its powers to repress dissent, for the truth is the mortal enemy of the lie, and thus by extension, the truth is the greatest enemy of the State.”
Joseph Goebbels
I built my political career using uncle Jo’s philosophy.
The TV and newspapers say what the government tells them to say and will continue to do so as long as the LibLabCon alliance clings onto power.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/finance/thomaspascoe/100018367/revealed-why-gordon-brown-sold-britains-gold-at-a-knock-down-price/
If this is true Brown should be sent to jail
An interesting article – but why didn’t Goldman Sachs go to the US government? They’ve got quite a bit of gold lying around in Fort Knox.
There hasn’t been a proper audit at Fort Knox since 1953, only a pretend one in 1974. How can anyone seriously believe there’s any gold still in the place when the authorities refuse to allow an audit ?
Ask Goldfinger
Now now! Such cynicism! There must be simply tons (tonnes?) of the stuff there – which explains why all the guards are actually unarmed. Smoke and mirrors. But please don’t tell the Chinese as they might get a bit worried about all their US investments.
So Brown is right, he saved the world, in his mind only.
Guido, there’s something (another site) preventing this reloading in Chrome.
Seems to work OK in IE though.
I’m using Chrome Ok for me
Seems to have cleared now.
Do David Miliband’s tweets have Sent using my Banana printed after them?
Tried Chapter 9 , Quantum Computing but decided to try again when sober, which isn’t often
Try reading very tiny discrete passages at a time…
Even if he’s out of his shell at the time ?
Even neutrinos go straight through the densest rock…
Yes, but how do you retain them ?
Er ….. what were we talking about ?
that bloody hoover was running all night moniker…fucking useless these higgs boson engineers
We are prototyping a one-off exclusive bananana configured product especially for NooLieBore – with pink ones for the wimmin
Brown’s sent “via my incontinence pad”
that would be in some kind of morse code? dot dot smear smear?
You had said something about going off to the shitter but I had not realised it had been for research purposes.
[When the fuck is Neo going to arise and change the page? We could start a book. I will go for 16:00 hours.]
Or a QR code ‘splatter effect’.
Or a QR c*ode ‘spl*atter eff*ect’.
I only went to buy a tin of beans and ended up with the whole fuckin superstore…
Good morning ladies, chase me I’m gay.
FFS – I’ve done me second breakfast – and there’s still no new thread! Phwoooaarrr!! look at that walking past!!!! oi !! Mrs!!!
an’ while we is waiting, some bird in the clinic yesday said johyn u gotta lose wayt or yorl di – an’ i sed – i donwanna di elfy missus!!! – ha ha hah hah hah hah ha!
Is dubious patois allowed on here?
John Presclott doesn’t mind dubious patois, so long as it’s not too dubious, i.e. it’s not turned green. Duck liver patois is his favourite.
yeah – where’s the weekly tractor stats post?
SPENDING on the NHS has risen by £3.4billion in real terms in a year.
Too far too fast.
A large proportion of that spending is because we’re depressed (re CoMoron’s ‘Happiness’ stats – and need lots of TLC, anti-D’s, time off work (especially for the more sensitive intellectual ‘progressive’ types in high-paying public sector non-jobs) bless them).
Other spending is on ‘consultants’ (no, not real doctors, – charlatans who advise ‘management’), stupid ‘initiatives’, PC lectures, and obesity.
Possible Solutions:
1. sack all non-productive staff
2. feed the fat fuckers til they cease to exist
3. cut the touchy-feely disease crap + all the ‘care’ for teenage sluts wiv kid 1 / 2 /3 / …
etc
+1
I love “Attention Deficit Hyperactivity Disorder”, as in “your child has ADHD – I’m a very expensive ‘consultant’ who deals with this ‘challenging issue’ and ‘moving forwards’ I can prescribe a treatment programme involving medication and ‘group therapy experiences’.”
In my day, it was, “Your kid’s being a disruptive little bastard so we’ve caned him. If doesn’t stop being a little shit, we’ll cane him again, twice as hard.” And it generally worked.
You could buy a good bamboo cane for 3d in my day. Think how much that would save the social services in a year. Let’s say one cane could service 10 scrotes for 10 years, and extrapolate from there.
Dear Mr Fenton
Go and research Doubleclick like a proper grown up journalist. Oh and then print a retraction will you.
As I know you wont bother doing any proper research I’ll save you the bother.
DOUBLECLICK SERVES ADS UP UNIQUE TO YOU AND YOUR BROWSING HISTORY
Then why the hell am I getting ads for the Russian Embassy? My only interest in Russians was that I might have had to go to war against them 20 years ago.
I Like to let of some steam on underpants bryant, not because he is homosexual but because he is a nasty shouty mouthed little Hunt, who would happily see this country and the folk he cares nothing for go to the dogs and suffer under his buddies reign of terror all for his own selfish screw-faced self satisfaction. Then when he looses the power to bring about his nasty little utopian nightmare scream and smear anything or anyone who tries to undo some of the wrongs that he was a party to.
Oh, and did I mention his screamy nasty voice? I did, oh well.
The narcissistic little prick still hasn’t got over the fact that he made a wrong call by supporting Brown. We’re all having to suffer now because of his repressed self loathing.
Surely Laurel & Hardy are Watson and Bryant? The dimensions fit better.
I would just like to wish Andy Murray all the best tomorrow at Silverstone !
OK Limp dicks Wheres my Saturday 7 Up ?
If your particular perversion upsets you, we will employ experts at great expense to prescribe the necessary drugs so you don’t feel so bad.
Damian McBride: You stupid, bigoted one-eyed madman!
Gordon Brown: I WILL DO MY UTMOST!
Come on Andy for tonight !!!
no new thread today ? I’ll go back to kip then
Hope the Murray spoilt brat loses tomorrow,him being an english hater.
More to the point I watched today Brown Broadcasting Corporation off and on about what is hapenning around the world,I might as well have being watching Tom and Jerry.
This outfit is so biased against the government that it is unbelievable,just when is Cammoron going to grow a pair and stop this crowd of turncoats dead in it’s tracks,in that they do not represent the views of this nation.
In the BBC it is obvious that they are not even handed and why considering we are funding them,why oh why is the government allowing them to act in this way.